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Newspaper Page TextTWO MEDFOREP(OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE 9 . Tuesday, January 31. 1958 mar n TAURUS - APR 21 ( MAY 21 Hl 9-20-31-39 STAR GAZERO GEMINI MAY 22 7-32-52-5 CANCEk JUNE 23 A 3- 4-22-53 363-73-83-891 to JULY 2 AUG 23 8-1.a-15.2a 33-70-79-83 VIRGO AUG. 2i SEPT 22 5737-41-78 -By CLAY R. POLUN Your Dotty Activity GutJtt Accordina to the Stort. To develop message for Wednesday, read words corresponding to numbers of your Zodioc birth sign o UBt Sfpr n 5-2723-29T1 PI -72-74 1 Add 31 ah 2 Some 32 Ftnorteiol 3 Vibration 33 Person 4 Unfovoroble 34 A 5 I 6 Sign 7 Postpone 8 Tot 9 Scrutinize 10 Over 11 You'll 'I2 Better 13 Of 14 ProbotHy 15 Things 16 You 17 Hove 13 New 19 Be 20 Carefully 21 You 22 To 23 Excellent 24 Check 25 Here 26 If 27 lf 23 Necuory 29 Go 30 Full (S)Good 35 Benton 36 Electrical 37 Coming 38 You 39 Offer. 40 To 4! Through 42 Of 43 Con 44 Deolt 4? Difficult 61 Dor 62 Out 63 DotM 64 People 65 Nicely 66 And 67 To 63 Des,ret 69 And 70 Con 71 It 72 Alone 73 And 74 Today 75 Partie SCOWIO OCT NOV U ?Vj P 6-17-25-34? kl-67-36-87VS SAGITTARIUS NOV 23 DEC 22 U5-47-48-56 B9-62-65 46 Connection 76 And 47 Problem. 77 Propositions 43 Con 49 Expect 50 Bnght 51 Assistance 52 Deals 53 Personal 54 From 55 Travel 56 Be 57 Appliances 58 Your 59 Worked 60 Circle J . j navcise 73 Friendship 79 Help ' 30 Fresh 81 At 82 Top 83 Romantic 84 Ideas 85 Matters 86 Your 87 Liking 83 Fire 89 Inclinations 90 Hazards Neu'tral CAPRICORN DEC JA.M :S4 hi.ii.ia.WA AQUARIUS AN. 21 FEB. 1? 12-24-36-46r: 157-69-88-90'' PISCES FEB 20 JStL, MAR. 21 "zS. 1- 2-18-334T 40-58-60 RADIO PROGRAMS-TUESDAY Programs listed below are received from the radio stations and the Mail Tribune assumes no responsibility except to make such changes as are supplied KVJC 1231) kc KM ED 1440 kc KWIN MOO kc 4:00 Childrens Hour Weekday' Fulton Lewis Jr. 4:15 Club 1230 . Weekday ' Hemingway News 4:30 Guest Star County Ext. Agent Here's The Answer 4:45 Club 1230 & Weather Three Star Extra " Sam Hayes ' 5:00 Edward R. Murrow Regional News Bob & Ray 5:15 Bill Stern Hotel For Pets Bob & Ray 5:30 Tom Harmon" Lone Ranger Bob Greene News 5:45 Frank Goss' Lone Ranger Bill Brundige Sports G:00 Dinner Music Sports Reports Gabriel Heater 8:15 Lowell Thomas 234th Army Band Local News 6:30 Amos & Andy" Garden Club Virgil Pinkley 6:45 Amos & Andy Garden Club Sam Hays' 7:00 Suspense Chet Huntley News Treasury Agent 7:15 Suspense" Fibber & Molly Treasury Acent 7:30 News & Carson Dragnet Squad Room 7:45 JackCarson' Dragnet Squad Room 8qViCBS Newscast Morgan Beaty, News Record Session 8:15 Curt Massey Show One Man's Family Record Session 8:30 The Music Shop People Are Funny" I Ask You 8:45 Bing Crosby" People Are Funny I Ask You 9:00 CBS Newscast" News & B10 of Sound News 8:!5 Music Master Biography In Sound Fulton Lewis Jr. 9:30 Bishop Sheen Biography In Sound Jack's Private Lino 9:45 Bishop Sheen Biography In Sound Jack's Private Line f0:00 CBS Newscast Richfield Reporter KWIN Karavan 10:15 Off the Record Boston Symphony KWIN Karavan 10:30 Off the Record Boston Symphony KWIN Karavan 10:45 Off the Record Boston Symphony KWIN Karavan 11:00 Off the-Record News Nightwatchman KWIN Karavan 11:15 Off the Record Nightwatchman KWIN Karavan 11:30 Off the Record Nightwatchman KWIN Karavan 11:45 Off the Record Nightwatchman & News KWIN Karavan 12:00 Sign Off Sign Off Music Till MonUAll Nifa RADIO PROGRAMS-WEDNESDAY 6:00 News of America Bdi Roberta Corral Wakeup Ranch 6:15 Yawn Patrol Bob Roberts Corral Wakeup Ranch 6:30 Yawn Patrol - Bob Roberts Corral Top of The Morning fl:43 Yawn Patrol First News Top of The Morning "7:00 Coffee Concert Larro Roundup Hemingway News 7 :15 Martin Agronsky Rogue Valley Beeper Breakfast Gang 7- 30 Tom MacLeod-Sports News Commentary Regional News 7:45 Harry Babbitt" Weather & 7 :50 News Best Buys 8 00 Frank Goss World Slews Roundup Cliff Ingle News 8:15 Breakfast Club Kashbox. Swap & Sell Green. News 8:30 Breakfast Club Songs & M. Visit Bible Institute 8:45 Breakfast Club Fibber & Molly Bible Institute 9:00 Ted Malone Friendship Circle Kraft News 9:15 Cote Glee Club Friendship Circle Town Topics 8- 30 Helen Trent" Manhattan Melodies Voice of Deliverance 9:45 News & Bulletins Mid-Morning News Voice of Deliverance 10:00 Relay Quiz ' Weekday Newspaper Of The Air 10:15 Whispering Streets Weekday Telo-Test 10:30 Howard Miller Show Weekday Ringo Bingo 10:45 Trading Post Weekday Ringo Bingo 11:00 Two Ton Baker Weekday Tune Test 1115-AuSry"Mk' 'Weekday Tune Test News 130 Nora DVake Weekday Queen For A Day jlS-Ant Jenny" Weekday Queen For A Day 12 00 Paul Harvey Lunchtime News & WX Noontime News ll5Weeoers& Record Rack Lunchtime Markets Western Roundup Time 12-30ogue Valley Reporters Lunchtime Features Western Roundup Tim. &45Wlther & Loft Pets Mystery & Kashbox Western Roundup Time, 1 00 Arthur Godfrey Right To Happiness Western Roundup Time 1 :15 Arthur Godfrey Young Widder Brown Western Roundup Time lauShScSdSw" Pepplr Young Family Western Houndup Time I- 45 Arthur Godfrey" Women in My House Carnation Milk Time 2 :00 ArthuTGodfrey B Wish Upon A Star Luncheon With Lopez . 2:15 Arthur Godfrey Wish Upon Atar Luncheon With Lopez 2 -30 House Party" West Side Party Mutual Music Box 2l45 House Party" Westside Party TheAgonyHour 3:00 RuthAshton" Westside Party News Story Time 3:15 Musical Mixmaster Westside Party Story Time 3.30 Mv True StorV Westside Party Behind The Story j jZMv Tr"r Stor? Westside Party TclloTest " 4 00 The Childrens Hour Weekday Fulton Lewis Jr. 4-15Club .1230 Weekday Hemingway News i:30Iarine Melody Time KMED Presents lINe 4- 45 Club 1230 & Weather Three Star Extra Sam Hays News 5:00 Edward R. Murrow" Regional News Bob & Ray s it Bill Stern Hotel i or fets Bob & Ray 5- 30Tom HaVmon" Lone Ranger Bob Greene News lis-kGoTs"' Lone Ranger Bill Brundige Sports Voo Dinner Music ' KMED Sports Daily Gab"e Heater SliS-lEoweU Thorns" Washington Report Local News 6:30Amos & Andy" Man On the Go Virgil Pinkley 6 .45 Amos & Andy" Music.News Sam Hayes 7:00-Music&PabstFighf Chet Huntley News Gang Buster 7.15 Pahst Fieht Fibber & Molly Gang Buster 7otZplb1tFight Wayne King Orch. Pub he Prosecutor 7:45Pabst Fight Wayne King Orch. Public Prosecutor; "Rim Chas Collingwood" Morgan Beatty Record Session lSCurt MSsevShow One Man's Family Record Session tThe Music Shop Benny Goodman Story Family Theater 8 !45 BinVcrosby " Benny Goodman StoryFanulyTheater 9 00 FBI. in Peace & War Groucho Marx Jews T . , . 9:15 F B I in Peace & War" Groucho Marx Fulton Lewis Jr. o in Show Tunes Truth Or Consequences Jack's Private Line 9- 45 Show Tunes Truth Or Consequences Jack's Private Line iivnp TRSNws" Richfield Reporter KWIN Karavan lO-lfcoff. the Record Musi; To Dream By KWIN Karavan . in' Off tnt Record Night Watchman KWIN Karavan ffjgZnff th Record Night Watchman KWIN Karavan ll:00-Off the Record News Nightwatchman KWIN Karavan 11:15 Off the Record Nightwatchman kwin Karavan 1,-30 off the Record Nightwatchman Sw,iS Karavan II- IsZoff the Trnrds Nightwatchman & News KWIN Karavan io nnsignOff Sign Off Music Till Morn.fAll Nit- .ABC CBS NBC 'MBS KBOY 730 KC f All programs at sam time daily unless otherwise Indicated) AM 545 Sign on Music throughout day except for following programs: tn in-is raOY Baremns- 11-12 (Sunday only) First Baptist service 1 RM-2:lfOY ranct. 12:15 - 1230 .Sunday only) KBOY ranch: 630 Sign off. TV PROGRAMS - KBES (Channel 5) TUESDA 3:30 Western Theater - 4:30 Uncle. Bill 5:00 Pinkv Lee 5:30 Howdy Doody 6:00 Maple and Music 6:15 News & Weather 6:30 TV Question Box 7 .00 S64.000 Question 7:30 Do You Trust Your Wife 8:00 Phil Silvers Show 830 Celebrity Playhouse 9:00 Liberace 9:30 Confidential File 10 :00 Famous Playhouse 10:30 Best Theater 12:00 News and Sign Off WEDNESDAY 11:50 Devotions 12:00 Matinee 1.00 Garden. Home & Farm 1 :15 Secret Storm 1:30 Afternoon Theater 2:45 A Visit from your Veterinarian 3:00 Feminine Fancies 3:30 Medford City School Program 4 ;00 TEA 4:30 Uncle Bill 5:00 Pinky Lee 5:30 Andy's Gang 6:00 TBA 6:15 News 6:25 Weather 6 :30 Hopalong Cassidy 7:00 U.S. Steel Hour 8:00 Disnevland J,:00 Follow That Man a:30 Science Fiction 10:00 Modern Tales of the Tews Rangers 10:30 Best Theater 12:00 News & Sign Off Use Tribune Want Ads Just Call 2-6141 Grange Central Point Grange Third and fourth degrees will be conferred on candidates dur ing the lecture hour of the meet ing of the Central Point Grange at 8 p.m. Friday, Feb. 3. Presen tation of members of the Future Farmers of America had been scheduled, but it has been neces sary to postpone this program. Other Granges candidates for the third and fourth degrees are welcome to participate in the ceremonies. Wisconsin trappers harvested more than $800,000 worth of miiskrat, mink, skunk, weasel, h ;dger and opossum pelts in 1954-55. Pelts ranged in value from S16.22 for mink to 15 cents for opossum. WALT'S TV & RADIO SERVICE Oldest Shop In So. Oregon 409 E. Main Phone 2-2269 $3.50 Day or Mght Service (Medford and vicinity) Nljht Calls and Sundays Ns calls Fri. Eve or all day Sat. The Medical Roundup Emeritus Consultant In Medicine, iayo Clinic Emeritus Professor of Medlilne, Mayo Foundation Diseases of the Gallbladder Many persons tell me that ac cidentally, during a routine ex amination with X-rays, a few gal 1 s t o n e s were found. Now the ques tion is, what to do? One sur geon says, "I see no need for any rush, you have nev er had any gassy indiges tion or any gallstone colics requiring mor phine. My wife has a few gall stones and I let her keep them; I'll take them out only if she gets to having one colic after an other or if she gets jaundiced." But how about the fear of can cer? Recently I was much cheer ed by a report made by my good friends in the statistical depart ment of the big Metropolitan Life Insurance company. They showed that the final mortality rate of a group of persons with gallbladder disease whom, years ago, they accepted for insurance, has been only slightly higher than that for their average "risks." This suggests that can cer arising in a diseased gallblad der must be a rare happening: So rare that one need not take it into account when deciding wiiether or not to accept an op eration for silent and symptom less gallstones. Today, after 50 years of expe rience, I urge operation only on thoseQ persons with gallstones who are having colics at fairly frequent intervals. I fear they will go on having them until they are driven to operation, If they are going to be forced to accept an operation, they had better have it performed quickly before they have had many pain ful spells, and perhaps have be come jaundiced. Causes Improvement Occasionally, when a person has a few gallstones and what looks like a bad heart the re moval of the stones will cause a remarkable improvement in the situation in the chest: Just why, we doctors cannot always say. I am distressed whenever I see a gallbladder removed in the hope that the operation will cure sick headaches. In practically ev ery case the headaches will go on unchanged. I much hate, also, to cee a gallbladder removed on ly because the x-ray man thought it emptied a bit slowly or it had perhaps some adhesions around it. The results of such operations are almost always nil. I also hate very much to see a woman lose her gallbladder when her symptoms are obvious ly all due tonervousness, unhap piness, great worry, a mild psy chosis or hysteria. In such cases, even if the gallbladder contains stones, if these were silent, she will be no better for the opera tion. - Every woman with gallstones should know that about all they canroduce in the way of symp toms are colics, perhaps with spells of gassy indigestion, and sometimes some sorenes in the abdomen under the rib on the right side in front. Gallstones do not produce great nervousness and pains. all over the body. The stout woman who has gall stones will behave wisely if she starts right in and, by reducing, removes the large pad of fat which lies over her abdominal wall. If then she should have to come to operation the surgeon 40-42 NORTH RIVERSIDE AVENUE MEDFORD, OREGON PHONE 3-4264 will bless her for having made the operation so much easier for him to perform, and so much safer so far as her recovery is concerned. Will an operation always cure trouble due to gallstones? I am sorry to say that it does not. In cases in which the gallbladder and the bile ducts are full of stones, some tan be left even by the most skillful and careful sur geon. In those many cases in which a probably normal gall bladder is removed the symp toms persist, and one can easily see why. Many people write asking me for a diet for gallbladder disease, but I tell them I do not know of any. It doesn't seem to make much difference what a person eats. Others ask if there isn't something that will dissolve the stones, and I have to say that there is not. Some persons ask about taking olive oil so as to pass the stones. This is an old wives' tale; what passes are little concretions of soap made out of the olive oil. They look like gall stones but they are not. The Use of Testicular Extract Many aging men who have lost sexual interest or potency have written asking whether they should try injections of testoster one or te testicular harmone. My impression from the scien tific literature is that such injec tions seldom do much good. I just noticed in one of the last numbers of the Journal of the American Medical association the statement by an expert that he had tried giving testosterone to a large series of elderly men with failing sexual powers and had seen almost no result. In the cases of both men and women, the proper reaction to sexual stimuli seems to be more a matter of the subconscious mind than of the glands of inter nal secretion. This is often shown riTTT When Sgt. Joe Friday was in Medford for a live broadcast of Badge 714 yesterday, he was booked on a 502 by local police. Failure to stop at a commercial. BEVERLY'S TV & RADIO Phone 2-9001 634 Crater Lake Ave. Service Calls $3.50 Open Sunday Through Friday My own shop 8 years near Port-I land Repairing All Makes Dramas so real so true-to'-life, ! : they could be happening to you. Listen for radio's most beloved storyteller. t Additional Polio Vaccine Authorized for Oregon Portland U.R) An addition al 19,872 Salk anti-polio shots have been authorized for Ore gon. The State Board of Heath said the vaccine is available from the manufacturer now and will be placed in commercial channels immediately. Board officials ad vised persons wanting shots to make appointments with doc tors. Counting the new allotment, Oregon has received 213,207 c's of the vaccine to date. Monday throt gh Friday, 11:45 a.m., dial 1230 KYJC CBS RADIO by the fact that a man or woman who reacts very normally and satisfactorily with one sexual partner will react badly or not at all with another one. Dr. Alvarez regrets he hasn't the time in which to read or an swer requests for information, (pfeleased by The Register and Tribune Syndicate, 1956) $700 Bill Turned in By Honest Cab Driver Boston (U.S) There's a $100 bill waiting here fore some body. 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