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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (March 2, 1950)
TEN MEDFORD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE Thursday- March 2. I9S0 In the Day's News Bv FRANK JENKINS Oklahoma City'i man-eating (maybe) leopard if dead and we can all breatne sign 01 renei. Nobody was et. In fact, nobody got even scratched. THIS, apparently, Is the story: The big cat, fresh over from the jungles of India, got curious, even as you and I, flexed his muscles one fine morning, bound ed 13 feet in the air (as he was probably in the habit of doing in his home habitat) cleared the confining walls of his pit and went for a stroll. When he got tired and hungry, he came home. He died while sleeping off the effects of some doped meat that had been put out for him. THE moral, if any? Well, I'd say we worried too much about something that fail ed to happen. I WONDER if it won't be the same way about the A-bomb and the tl-bomb. I find It hard to believe that these Russians, screwballed as they nnloubtedly are, want to kill off everybody in the world THEMSELVES INCLUDED. I have the feeling that they want to go on living. It s Just possible that the A- bomb ana me H-Domrj win wont out like poison gas did. As soon as it was discovered that the OTHER FELLOW COULD USE POISON GAS TOO, everybody quit using It. THE thing we must do, of course, is to leave no doubt In the minds of the half-crazed men in the Kremlin that if they A-bomb and H-bomb us we'll A-bomb and H-bomb them right back. If they thought they could wipe us out to the last man witn one fell blow, they'd do it. They're that kind of cookies. But if we're as smart as we always have been, they CAN'T do it. If we have bombs enough and planes enough and have them scattered widely enough over our vast country they can't hit us so hard or so quick that we won't have a few squadrons of planes left with which to bomb them back. If we can make It plain enough that that is exactly what will happen, I think they may re frain from A-bomblng and H bomblng us. Anyway, that was the way it worked out with poison gas and I find It hard to believe that human nature has changed to the point where it won't work out the same way wit hthe new horror bombs. THIS engaging little tale ticks off the wires from Long Bench: "Rolland Truman, attorney, a third cousin of President Tru- Unemployment Claims Lowered In Last Of February Salem, Ore., Mar. 2 U.B ine conunuea rise or employ ment cut unemployment claims In the closing days of February. But payments to those laid off during the final weeks of the record cold spell piled up an all-time monthly record of $4,893,205, the state unemploy ment compensation commission reported today. The total, which Included $91, 092 in readjustment allowances to unemployed veterans, was more than half a million dollars higher than the previous record in Januiiry of this year and ex ceeded last February's combined Payments by $852,841. laims Load Down The commission said its local offices reported last week's claims load down 14.174 from the all-time high of 72.691 for the first week of February and a further decline was expected as moderating weather permit ted resumption of operations in lumber and logging, construction and other seasonal activities. Only 2.996 initial claims, de noting new periods of unem ployment, were counted last week against 7,053 three weeks ago. Cnmensable claims dropped from 61,454 to 52.480. Since the beginning of the benefit year last July, claims have been received from 132, 000 persons, but nearly 17,000 had Insufficient wages to qual ify for compensation. Slightly more than 100,000 received a't li'n.-a one check, and 17,000 ex hausted their annual benefit rights. Slate payments reached $18,608,554 for eight months and may pass $25 million for the benefit year despite a rapidly de clining claims load, the commis sion snio. Charlton, Mass. (U.PJ Town Clerk Frank P. Wakefield has decided not to run for office asain. Now 95, he has held the job nearly half a century. FRESH! T-A-S-T-Y! ECONOMICAL! 12 Usfrj FRESHER .(- II at yaar GROCER'S! man, says he believes Cousin Harry has been kidnaped by left wingers. ... I feel he is being held prisoner by advisers who lean to socialistic philosophies of government . UUH-uh, Rolland, it Isn't that way. Cousin Harry is Just having tne bee put on him by his crowd to KEEP 'EM IN POWER, NO MATTER HOW IT HAS TO BE DONE. Staying in power is the first principle of modern politics, as it has been the first principle of ALL politics. Cousin Harry Just figures that the easiest way to keep his crowd in power Is to buy votes with promises. It's an old, old dodge which has worked far, far often er than it has failed. Cocker Spaniel Bites Bandit And Prevents Robbery In Chicago Chicago (U.PJ Scooter, a cocker spaniel, was credited with scaring away two bandits after the dog decided they were not customers. They demanded the money from a cleaning shop cash reg ister and the clerk, Margaret Adams, handed them $50. Then they said they wanted more. Scooter watched quietly. But when one of the robbers stepped behind the counter to look in the cash drawer, Scooter went into action. He bit one man and both fled. "Scooter knows which side of the counter the customers be long on," Miss Adams said, j Uk Mall Tribune Want Adi City 'Tow Away' Plan Puts Drivers On Spot San Francisco (U.R) To most motorists the sight of a tow car brines a sieh of relief hut .1 makes San Francisco drivers shudder. The city's hotly . contested "tow-away" ordinance, designed to clear streets during traffic rush periods, is the reason. Cars left in the rtncirfnala.4 areas are removed under police Rlinervisinn hv nritfi operators. The erring motorist mura nui oiny me usual IICKet and fine, but also must pay tow ing and storage charges. Total charge on a passenger car is us ually $12. Carterville 111 (U.R) While making an inspection trip through town. Fire C.Mpt .tnhn Hicks put in a hasty call to the fire deoartment. The chief's unto was on fire. gora cat was only looking for a comfortable place to lie down when it invaded Mrs. Pearl Di Pietra's basement. But it turned out otherwise. Dead tine en eitnlfled Ada! ISO I Dead tine en Ctasiined Adit 53 111 lor iiiiuwiiik uajr. lu a.m. nun- Cnt r,r,A Cit Tn;n 1 Mrs. DiPtetra was running the , Dead tin. en ci...tn.d Ad., .so t .. . Washing machine. The c!J'sday noon Saturday for Su.idov am iay noon Saturday (Ol Sunday am. with washing Machine Kankakee, 111.' (U.R; An an fluffy tail got caught in the motor. A fire department emer gency squad had to come to the resme. Mrs. DiPietra hasn't seen the cat since. Uae Mail Tribune Want Ada J j VICTOR Says: ! Nut lona ago a lady, who u. m the dhoti for the first time. came from under the dryer to be combed out and aid. "O-o-o-oh, am I glad I came here today.' 1 iaid, 'Now just a min ute, what gives here; people coming from under a warm dryer don't usually feel so hilarious; what's happened to you?' Her answer was, quote, 'I have Just finished getting the best manicure I have ever bad. You know most of the operators I've been to don't like to give manicures and the others don't know how. So I just never ask for one but am I glad I tried Virginia!' unquote." CRATERIAN BEAUTY SHOP 41 S. 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