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FOUR MEDFORD (OREGON) lltUalilltllllalHatiHIIHI On the Side"8" f v Dur,ln (Dlitrlbuted by Kin Future Syndicate, lac.) Mother! wet motharl 'Tit In vain. , - I cannot now the thuttle throw: That youth li In my heart and brain , And love'a llmerlnc Area with in me glow. Elton. (Tha predicament of lha young woman figuring in above linei appeari atrikingly similar lo that oi iha heroine of "South Paci fic" at one point in the action. You know when the slarti ling ing. "I'm Going To Waih That Man Right Out of My Hair." Should any of our feminine tub cribert be likewiie troubled we would like to call their atten tion to file No. 9876D of our Mulea It Men Department, which li tilled: "How to Forget a Man." If the Instructions in file No. 9876D are carefully followed it Is possible for a young woman to wash a man right out of her hair In thirty-six hours or less). How about the people who live on each side of you? Are they good nishbors? Or the family upstairs? Are they considerate of Buy Tickets Now KIWANIS -jgf KAPERS M FRI.-SAT. JjJ Senior HI Auditorium Communications Service V. F. Califf FRIDAY-SATURDAY Bt1re$foei$ Rearview Car Mirror SAFETY GLARE SHIELD ' ' fTpi Flips up ou7"rii..L Jf Flips downjf 'JfiflAVyM of the ""T, 'Yjt'iSf'A i 01 nio11' T r-ll for daytime PVyI J eliminate' ' driving IMr l''fS headlight glare 7 L ' f ,faa- --- ys Nationally Advertised at 79 Fits Any Rearvlow Mirror Attaches in 3 Seconds Makes Night Driving Safer and Easier Glareproof Shatterproof HURRY HURRY This is Sale Ends When Present Well Install CHANGEOVER er!?!? MODERNIZE YOUR CAR AND SMOOTH OUT THAT ROUGH RIDE . . . HERE'S HOW STORES 214 S. RIVERSIDE MAIL TRIBUNE jHHMIIMHtMMttllllMIIIIIIIMIintlimtMIIIMMtlHlUMIHII(ltllHIIIHIt(l, IIIHIIHIMIIIIIIIMIMIItiiili yuur peace and calm? If they are, you are fortunate. I think you should give these neighbors a medal or a loving cup or some thing. Or throw a nice party for them. That female near u who sings incessantly in high, scream ing tonai is certainly no bargain as a neighbor. She's a triple threat to peace. She not only ve hemently assaults the ear with shrieking renditions of corny bal lads but is also a loud radio player. And when she goes out she locks her dog in a room and the animal barks constantly all the time its unfeeling mistress is away. Please Note Legally Ingrid Bergman's most recent offspring is an American citizen. Doctor Lindstrom, recog nized as the legal father under Swedish and United States law, is an American citizen. Incident ally, the day the news of the arrival of Ingrid's child was pub lished the Ellet Theater, Akron, O., had the Bergman film "Under Capricorn" booked. The manage bent promptly cancelled this pic ture and substituted the film titled "And Baby Makes Three." Inscription The inscription on the Boone county courthouse, Columbia, Mo., is "O Justice, when expelled from other habitations make this thy dwelling place." Harry Bauer, director of libraries in Se attle, Wash., says that for twen ty years he has been trying to find out the auther of this in scription with no success. I can not help him. How about you? Asking Queries from clients. Q. Can While They Last a One-Time Promotion Stocks are Gone. Hurryl ?ire$fwt SEAT COVERS FREE! Coupes or Front Seats As Low At t . t 6 Sedan or Coach 11.95 SPECIAL! FORD CHEVROLET PLYMOUTH Changeover Your 6.00x16 Tires to Modern 15" Changeover Conttttt of 4 Factory Guar antied 6.30a 1 5 Full Traadi, 4 Guar antctd Uicd Tubal 4 Naw Wide Caie Whaali. $49.95 USE OUR EASY PAY PLAN PHONE 2-7119 Thursday. Ftbruary 23, 1 930 DO.O GOOD SLEUTH Stillwater, Minn. (U.R) Mark Barron, real estate man, discov ered that his wallet was missing when he was downtown. He re turned home and found it lying on the back porch. Teeth marks on the billfold convinced mm that his dog had found It and placed it on the porch. you name some more 1925 song hits? We want to use mem in an amateur production of ' The f am. ily Upstairs." A. "Yes, Sir, That's My Baby." "Just a Cottage Small," "Five Feet Two, Eyes of Blue," "Always," "Moonlight and Roses," "I'm Sitting on Top nl the Wor d." "If I Had a Girl Like You" and 'Collegiate." Q. What about the ancient advice ot horse traders never to buy or bet on a horse with four white feet? A. Don't believe that advice amounts to much. Your Host, the great California three-year old, has four white feet. Aiides It was Voltaire who said: "Love is the strongest of all the passions because it attracts at once the head, the heart and the bodv." . . . Am asked the height of Katharine Hepburn. Katie is five feet eight inches tall and weighs about one hundred and ten pounds, uoni Know ner waist measurement, but it is said to be one of the smallest among stage and screen actresses . . . In Detroit there is a law firm named Koscinski, Kaminski, Poleski and Wojscinski. If the telephone operator in your of fice can pronounce that firm name correctly she is a very smart girl and does not have lo send me a stogie. Getting Married Am asked in what feminine occupation does a girl have the best chance to meet matrimonial ly inclined men. Most chances for proposals of marriage are en joyed by girls In following occu rjations in order named: Air hostesses, nurses, receptionists, secretaries, manicurists, theater box office cashiers, and wait resses. Mules Sr Men Expert on life among the mar ried says the best man a woman can marry is a widower who was happy with his first wife. That I question. Second wife might find it hard living up to the first wile's record. Better to marry a widower who was unhappy with his first mate. Such a man would appreciate a good wife. Or so say our Mules & Men experts. Over There Considering the average speech in the Finnish Parliament much too long, the top man of the group suggested there should be a rule passed that Parliament members could only speak while standing on one Ior. F.ver try making a speech standing on one leg? Maybe you won't want to check on It. but 1 will wager that Milwaukee checker-up will be making a speech standing on one leg a minute after he reads thi. item. Personal To Women With Nagging Backache At we trrt older, it rem and train, over- exertion, txrwiv Bmukinc or exposure to coUl nnietinifs slows .wn kidney funo ti.n. Tins nisr len'i many folks to com plain of naiKint backache, loss of pep and enemy, heatlarhea and dimness. (ieltiiiK up nights or freijuent passages may result from minor bladder irritations due to old, dampness or dietary tndiierttions. If your diirnmforts are due to these pannes, don't ws.it, try Doan'a Pllla, a mild diuretic. UM successfully by million fnr over Ml yrsrs. While these symptoms may often otherwise ofcur. it's mntinn hnw many times Doan'a Rive happy relif help the h mtW of kidney Iu1hs and filters (tush out waste, liet Dotui'a Tills today! More Comfort Wearing FALSE TEETH Hrr 1 K plfasanl wny to overronie loose pint? dtsponifort. FASTEETH, iin improved powder, sprinkled on upper and lower platen holdi them flrmor o that they feel mure comfortable. No ! gummy, gooey, pasty tatta or feeltnit I It i alkaline inon-acid). Doea not aour. ' Checks "plnte odor" (denture breatht. I Get FASTEETH today at any drug 1 afrira Hi Weak, Tired, Nervous, Pepless Men, Women ir.attftUt.iUim I BsT f-hT" to those west, at bainCMVim.l I Trd tunf ot tiwiua Vlgor.Vltiiftvl t' iut to blood s luck or ; J Iron, lirt up frenh, bs peppr all j. Ise I'Uoiy ot vilslur lift otfr bj tinlnf. imrai contsint Iron tor Mood plus aupilrrnt.irr amounts Vltsmln Hi, cslnum. Introtluctorr lit : vi.v o"c. .it mrsi -,i.nin t.Mhi for nsw pep. yto, vigor, rttalitj. batlac twvea. una ittr day. ! At all drug ttore everywhere tn Med- ford at weatern Ttitllt siorea aqv. nONJGAMBIg a Is 25c iDta ftiri If A MO Mul AW by TiW Mokft PWor Yarns NERVOUS STOMACH At.t.IMIN relievei dUlresaing aymptomi of "nertnita stomach" heavinrsa after meala. belching, bloating d colio Uut to Kaa. Al.UMIN haatHHtn scientifically tested by doctor and found highly effect ie. World famous mora than a U billion told to date. McLAIN'S DRUG CENTRE I N. Cantral Mtdford, Ore. FOR SORE nil ETC PAINFUL rlLCaO SOOTHING RELIEF Oet ixiitisi atiifk relief frem oala, rteK and trriiatlwa tt4 hy Sitaple Pi red let tar's far ale frtm Iiium I tstenua Minor I'ltnic now stansble for home ue IhorntLB A M.mr KeMsl tlmimra, Xfn, to Saiiten and ehrink streMtne. ReJlevr dt. trri. a tube t ih.rni'n Minor y at ti otoci fAcmt Teiephotoi GASOLINE PRICE WAR SPREADS As gasoline price war spread slowly across the nation, operators In the Los Angeles area advertised a "price war" ani cut their prices up to 5c a gallon. Here, station owner Jesse Furrow has cut his price lc below his competitor across the street. Probation Officer To Chicaeo U.R) Federal proba tion officers soon will find them selves back in school. But instead of the three r s, they will study sociology, psy- Kitten Inspiration New York Business New York (U.R) A Siamese kitten that kept sharpening her claws on the best furniture land ed her owner, Lillian Pierson, in a new business. Miss Pierson, production edi tor of a nutional magazine, built a scratching bar to lure the kit ten away from her furniture. The kitten, Whisper, went for it and so did Miss Pierson's friends. "It got so I couldn t keep up with my regular job and fill the rcauests for the scratching bars, too," Miss Pierson said, "so I turned the production over to the Federation for the Handi capped." Now the bar. 16 Inches long and two Inches high, is for sale in local department stores. The wood is left bare along half the bar, and the other half is cov ered with broadloom carpeting. Ihe carpeting is Impregnated with catnip. Dead line Sunnay Classified la a Nnnn Saturdnys SEA ISIANO, Go. Reporter, report, reported. Williom H. Burton, of United Press, ihowi Winston Churchill's actress-daughter Sarah, and her new , husband, Anthony Beauchamp, his story of their wvaamg me aay before. WASHINGTON - In .nial mood It nM Monnal Vr. counl tmord I. Monlgomry, chiaf ol ornwd forcai of furopa i V,i,m Union. h choh wrtti U. P.'l Dayton Moore. Smiling of Montgomery's ramorb art o lormar U P reporter. Deputy Setretory of Detente Stephen T. fatly, and General Omor N. Irodley, chair an of U. $. (oinl chieft of etaff. Read United - 'a. Vi yi 1 "nrf- "-1rJiitfflnn ii ? Get Schooling In chology and other subjects re lated to the rehabilitation of law-breakers. The school, first of its kind for probation officers, is beinR set up by the United States dis trict court here in cooperation with the University of Chicago. The program was approved by the judicial conference of the United States, the body which administers the federal judicial system. The conference recog nized that probation officers are playing an increasingly import ant part in the system. Many On Probation Last year, approximately 40 per cent of all persons convicted in federal courts were placed on probation, under the watchful Truck Drops Mattress And Thief Acts Fast Atlanta (U.R) A moving van transporting the furniture of W. j B. Taylor dropped a mattress on j a residential street. . The truck driver turned around immediately, but before 1 he could retrieve the article, an other vehicle stopped at the ! scene. A man jumped out. stuffed the i mattress into his car and sped away. I The truck driver was too star tled to take his license number. 1 Press Dispatches Daily In 'Reform Work' supervision of probation officers. The school will stress on-the-job training instead of classroom study. It will be similar to the federal bureau of investigation's famous school at Quantico, Va., in that probation officers all over the country will be assigned to it. Federal Judges John P. Barnes and William J. Campbell of Chi cago reportedly played an active part in promoting the idea. The University of Chicago has agreed lo assist with the training through Prof. Frank T. Flynn of its school of social service. Barnes said that after an origi nal instruction period, proba tion officers will be re-assigned to the Chicago probation office from time to time for refresher taining. Buy Tickets Now KIWANIS KAPERS A 8 P. M. ' FRI.-SAT. Senior Ht Auditorium Sheriff Howard Gault Wherever Big News is breaking there is a Unitec1 Press reporter covering it. Getting his facts first-hand, writing them for Page One. Here are some of these U.P. newsmen on the scene. THI WORLD'S BEST COVERAGE OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST NEWS SEOUt, Kora frm(er SynejmcM Rhe, In the garden of his official res idence, comments on Far Eastern of fairs to U. P.'s Earnest Hobereeht. if if Trees Worth Money Farm Study Shows Lincoln, Neb. (U.R) A Univer sity of Nebraska forester esti mates trees are worth an aver age of $328.06 annually to the farms on which they are planted. On the basis of a survey of 300 Nebraska landowners, Earl G. Maxwell computed this valua tion: Fuel saving, $13.53. Production of fuel wood, $22.67. Posts and poles, $6.44. Increased garden production, $13.40. Wind protection to buildings and equipment, $29.63. At low cost with JOHNS-MANVILLE ?zecoaf ceiling panels End cracked or ugly ceilings old ceilings. No nails show. Cost with attractive, pre-decoratcd low. Beautiful Ivory Glazecoat Johns-M an ville Glazecoat Ceil- surface. See us for samples and ing panels. Applied right over free estimate. BIG PINES LUMBER CO. 61" H and JOffHS-MaVVVIlll PKQDUCTS jjMh sy 1 i ClEVElAND Jmiltng longihciemen t unlot) labor leader Horry Bridget, followed by un. tmtling companion!, tell) Robert Join, of U. P. left, why he it wolkmg out of the CIO contti fctionol eonventioA. The Medford Increased crop production, S43.03. Livestock protection, $197.09 Dead line Sunday Cloaalfled la Noon Salurdava Buy Tickets Now KIWANIS s a. nrne ft p m ej.iraH FRI.-SAT. Senior Hi Auditorium J D. J. BOLTON Medford Laboratories FIR PHONE 2-6251 ESHBB PARIS U. P. correspondent Haynes Thompson obtains a state ment from Secretary of State Dean Acheson, as h arrives ot the air port, on Western German problem he expects to discuss with French and British foreign ministers. Mail Tribune j ';. 1 tal at ail gw4 tUug iwrea eviror. ;r