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Mother! wet motharl 'Tit In
vain. , -
I cannot now the thuttle throw:
That youth li In my heart and
brain ,
And love'a llmerlnc Area with
in me glow.
Elton.
(Tha predicament of lha young
woman figuring in above linei
appeari atrikingly similar lo that
oi iha heroine of "South Paci
fic" at one point in the action.
You know when the slarti ling
ing. "I'm Going To Waih That
Man Right Out of My Hair."
Should any of our feminine tub
cribert be likewiie troubled we
would like to call their atten
tion to file No. 9876D of our
Mulea It Men Department, which
li tilled: "How to Forget a Man."
If the Instructions in file No.
9876D are carefully followed it
Is possible for a young woman
to wash a man right out of her
hair In thirty-six hours or less).
How about the people who live
on each side of you? Are they
good nishbors? Or the family
upstairs? Are they considerate of
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yuur peace and calm? If they are,
you are fortunate. I think you
should give these neighbors a
medal or a loving cup or some
thing. Or throw a nice party for
them. That female near u who
sings incessantly in high, scream
ing tonai is certainly no bargain
as a neighbor. She's a triple
threat to peace. She not only ve
hemently assaults the ear with
shrieking renditions of corny bal
lads but is also a loud radio
player. And when she goes out
she locks her dog in a room and
the animal barks constantly all
the time its unfeeling mistress is
away.
Please Note
Legally Ingrid Bergman's most
recent offspring is an American
citizen. Doctor Lindstrom, recog
nized as the legal father under
Swedish and United States law,
is an American citizen. Incident
ally, the day the news of the
arrival of Ingrid's child was pub
lished the Ellet Theater, Akron,
O., had the Bergman film "Under
Capricorn" booked. The manage
bent promptly cancelled this pic
ture and substituted the film
titled "And Baby Makes Three."
Inscription
The inscription on the Boone
county courthouse, Columbia,
Mo., is "O Justice, when expelled
from other habitations make this
thy dwelling place." Harry
Bauer, director of libraries in Se
attle, Wash., says that for twen
ty years he has been trying to
find out the auther of this in
scription with no success. I can
not help him. How about you?
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DO.O GOOD SLEUTH
Stillwater, Minn. (U.R) Mark
Barron, real estate man, discov
ered that his wallet was missing
when he was downtown. He re
turned home and found it lying
on the back porch. Teeth marks
on the billfold convinced mm
that his dog had found It and
placed it on the porch.
you name some more 1925 song
hits? We want to use mem in an
amateur production of ' The f am.
ily Upstairs." A. "Yes, Sir, That's
My Baby." "Just a Cottage
Small," "Five Feet Two, Eyes of
Blue," "Always," "Moonlight
and Roses," "I'm Sitting on Top
nl the Wor d." "If I Had a Girl
Like You" and 'Collegiate." Q.
What about the ancient advice ot
horse traders never to buy or bet
on a horse with four white feet?
A. Don't believe that advice
amounts to much. Your Host,
the great California three-year
old, has four white feet.
Aiides
It was Voltaire who said:
"Love is the strongest of all the
passions because it attracts at
once the head, the heart and the
bodv." . . . Am asked the height
of Katharine Hepburn. Katie is
five feet eight inches tall and
weighs about one hundred and
ten pounds, uoni Know ner
waist measurement, but it is said
to be one of the smallest among
stage and screen actresses . . .
In Detroit there is a law firm
named Koscinski, Kaminski,
Poleski and Wojscinski. If the
telephone operator in your of
fice can pronounce that firm
name correctly she is a very
smart girl and does not have lo
send me a stogie.
Getting Married
Am asked in what feminine
occupation does a girl have the
best chance to meet matrimonial
ly inclined men. Most chances
for proposals of marriage are en
joyed by girls In following occu
rjations in order named: Air
hostesses, nurses, receptionists,
secretaries, manicurists, theater
box office cashiers, and wait
resses. Mules Sr Men
Expert on life among the mar
ried says the best man a woman
can marry is a widower who was
happy with his first wife. That I
question. Second wife might find
it hard living up to the first
wile's record. Better to marry a
widower who was unhappy with
his first mate. Such a man would
appreciate a good wife. Or so
say our Mules & Men experts.
Over There
Considering the average
speech in the Finnish Parliament
much too long, the top man of
the group suggested there should
be a rule passed that Parliament
members could only speak while
standing on one Ior. F.ver try
making a speech standing on one
leg? Maybe you won't want to
check on It. but 1 will wager
that Milwaukee checker-up will
be making a speech standing on
one leg a minute after he reads
thi. item.
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enemy, heatlarhea and dimness. (ieltiiiK
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GASOLINE PRICE WAR SPREADS As gasoline price war spread slowly across the nation, operators
In the Los Angeles area advertised a "price war" ani cut their prices up to 5c a gallon. Here, station
owner Jesse Furrow has cut his price lc below his competitor across the street.
Probation Officer To
Chicaeo U.R) Federal proba
tion officers soon will find them
selves back in school.
But instead of the three r s,
they will study sociology, psy-
Kitten Inspiration
New York Business
New York (U.R) A Siamese
kitten that kept sharpening her
claws on the best furniture land
ed her owner, Lillian Pierson, in
a new business.
Miss Pierson, production edi
tor of a nutional magazine, built
a scratching bar to lure the kit
ten away from her furniture.
The kitten, Whisper, went for it
and so did Miss Pierson's friends.
"It got so I couldn t keep up
with my regular job and fill the
rcauests for the scratching bars,
too," Miss Pierson said, "so I
turned the production over to
the Federation for the Handi
capped."
Now the bar. 16 Inches long
and two Inches high, is for sale
in local department stores. The
wood is left bare along half the
bar, and the other half is cov
ered with broadloom carpeting.
Ihe carpeting is Impregnated
with catnip.
Dead line Sunnay Classified la a
Nnnn Saturdnys
SEA ISIANO, Go. Reporter, report, reported.
Williom H. Burton, of United Press, ihowi Winston
Churchill's actress-daughter Sarah, and her new ,
husband, Anthony Beauchamp, his story of their
wvaamg me aay before.
WASHINGTON - In .nial mood It nM Monnal Vr.
counl tmord I. Monlgomry, chiaf ol ornwd forcai
of furopa i V,i,m Union. h choh wrtti U. P.'l
Dayton Moore. Smiling of Montgomery's ramorb art
o lormar U P reporter. Deputy Setretory of Detente
Stephen T. fatly, and General Omor N. Irodley, chair
an of U. $. (oinl chieft of etaff.
Read United
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Get Schooling In
chology and other subjects re
lated to the rehabilitation of
law-breakers.
The school, first of its kind
for probation officers, is beinR
set up by the United States dis
trict court here in cooperation
with the University of Chicago.
The program was approved by
the judicial conference of the
United States, the body which
administers the federal judicial
system. The conference recog
nized that probation officers are
playing an increasingly import
ant part in the system.
Many On Probation
Last year, approximately 40
per cent of all persons convicted
in federal courts were placed on
probation, under the watchful
Truck Drops Mattress
And Thief Acts Fast
Atlanta (U.R) A moving van
transporting the furniture of W. j
B. Taylor dropped a mattress on j
a residential street. .
The truck driver turned
around immediately, but before 1
he could retrieve the article, an
other vehicle stopped at the !
scene.
A man jumped out. stuffed the i
mattress into his car and sped
away. I
The truck driver was too star
tled to take his license number. 1
Press Dispatches Daily In
'Reform Work'
supervision of probation officers.
The school will stress on-the-job
training instead of classroom
study. It will be similar to the
federal bureau of investigation's
famous school at Quantico, Va.,
in that probation officers all over
the country will be assigned to
it.
Federal Judges John P. Barnes
and William J. Campbell of Chi
cago reportedly played an active
part in promoting the idea. The
University of Chicago has agreed
lo assist with the training
through Prof. Frank T. Flynn of
its school of social service.
Barnes said that after an origi
nal instruction period, proba
tion officers will be re-assigned
to the Chicago probation office
from time to time for refresher
taining.
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On the basis of a survey of
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Production of fuel wood,
$22.67.
Posts and poles, $6.44.
Increased garden production,
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Wind protection to buildings
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PARIS U. P. correspondent
Haynes Thompson obtains a state
ment from Secretary of State Dean
Acheson, as h arrives ot the air
port, on Western German problem
he expects to discuss with French
and British foreign ministers.
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