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PAGE TCTOHT MEDFORP MATT; TRIBUNE, MEDFOTtD. OREGON, SUXDAY. SEPTEMBER 11, 1938 "Every on tw Haothem Orfgea RMdi ths Mill TrtbUM.'r Dally Eieept Batttrdar Pubilshs4 by MKPKORD PRINTING CO. 35-J1-29 No. Fir St. Phons Tl ROBERT W. RUHU Editor.' ERNBST R. OIL8THAP. Manair. An Iodpndnt Nwpapr. Gntrl aa Meon4claaa mattar at llJ ford, Oraion. undar Act of Harcb I. 117 SUBSCRIPTION RATES By Mali In Advanoa: Dally and Sunday on yar Dally and Sunday i I montba... 1.50 Dally and Sunday thr montba. ?.00 Dally and Sunday- on month.... -Tl By Carrlar Io Advene Utriford, Ah land. Cantral Point. Jaekaonvlll. Gold IIIII. Rogue. Rlvar. Phoanli, Talaot. and oo motor roataa: Dally and Sunday on year IMS Dally and Sunday on month 7t All trma caah Id advanca. Official Paper of llie tlty of Hertford. Offlrlal 1'aper f Jarltaoo County. UEMI1KH OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Rerehlne Pull lifted Wire Hvrvlce. Th AMociaied Pru la ticlti-lvaly n tltlad to th ui for publication of all nwa dUpalcltea cradlud lo It or othr wit credited to thl paper, and alao to th local newt published herein. All rlfhta for publication of special dlepatchea herein are alio reaerved. MEMBER OF UNITED PRESS MEM HER OF AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATIONS National Admtl.lnt Hcprnentatliet KEBT-HOLLIDAY COMPANY. INC. Office In New fork. Chteag-o. Detroit, Ban Francisco, Lot Angelas, Seattle. Portland. St. Lout. Atlanta. Vancouver. n r. Ye Smudge Pot By Art but Perry. There U no Interest around hers u yet In the November mandate, though a number of vibrant demo cratic candidates have been vibrat ing among the people. Some asked Impudent questions like: Honest now, are you really going to vote tar yourself? j Tracy Boothby of the Red Blanket has a fat hog that hefts right at 300 lbs. in another months he will bs lard, ham, and pork chops. t The weather turned off chilly en abllng colda to catch many, last week. The roof of the Baptist church Is being painted a militant red. e e Her my Offenbacher of the Apple gate has atarted building the bridge he has been thinking about build ing since the close of the World war. e A rain to start fall plowing and a frost to kill off the flies are badly needed by farmers and the women folks. e a Len Csrpenter of the ranch crowd, who has been gallivanting around Europe all summer, Is headed for home. Many townsmen plan to ask him how to pronounce "Audeten," and what It means after they get It pronounced. A little girl patted the Elka tom cat Thurs. and her Maw screamed: Come right away from that cat, before you get fleas 1" It waa a base Insinuation, and libel per ae, lawyers affirm. a e There are signs Prohibition will try a come-back, and the maasea may again be swigging moonshine that tastes like an antl-freeze solution. U It comes the Imbibers asked for It, at 80 miles per hr. and not caring much what they hit, on holidays. Repeal fttlled to be an economic cure all, or cut the taxea In two as pro mlsed. e Cole Holmes, the Ins. sett. Is coming along fine, after hospital! wit Ion, and Is sble to eat hamburger, laugh at a Peoria Bill Oateg Joke, and ride In a id of the class of 'as.' A cow-poke from Klamath eo. vis ited F. Luy of the Antelope the mid dle of the week. They talked about everything from the tariff on Ar gentine steers, to the right height of a heel on a pr, of $47 boots. The husks on the valley corn are loose, and rural weather prophets say tla Is a sign of a mild winter. e 3.139 kids went to school this week, and greeted schoolms'ams with bright and shining faces. e e The fair sex art coming fourth In their new fall bonnets, many of which, like man. "are fearfully and wonderfully made." . e e e The Dock Porter boy Junior, la now married and living In Ohio, e The plunk of a human hoof pro pelling a foot bs 11 ts a train heard .in the valley. The first shlvaree In A months was committed Ties. night, snd dispensed bedlam throughout this hamlet. At the weekly wrestling encounter tomorrow nteht, four gladiators will wring each other's neck at the same time. H. Flcwhtr. ths demon baker. Is the latest locallte to take to horse He should be an upstanding eques trian, tf his mania to fix everylhitv thst moves with a monkev-wreneh, rnuses him to take his mount apart, the Humane Society will get after him. Other equestrians have resumed their dally canters, after a summer recess, and are sore put. fine Bound 'n Round DLSMOINE5. la. (UP) Ten thou sand miles In a circle, that's drome Oorsuch's record. The SS-year-old smiiMmrnt park employe says ha has traveled that far operating a merry-go-round for ths past aa year. How Great Is Cor Jell Hull? NEEDLESS to aay the Wall Street Journal (Pacific Coast edition) is strongly anti-New Deal. . , ' It is equally needless, no doubt, to observe that when it comes to financial and trade problems in this country, the Wall Street Journal knows what it is talking about. . '. If it doesn't then it should be barred from the U. S. mails on the ground of getting money under false pretenses. For it charges 42 per month, or $18 a year (in advance) for a daily that averages only 8 or ten pages. '. Therefore, when the Wall Street Journal supports any por tion ot the New Deal, and when that portion refers to business and international trade, we believe all fair minded people will give such a conclusion great weight. ' FROM the outset of the present administration the: Wall Street Journal has upheld the reciprocal tariff and trade treaties of Secretary of State Hull, and .while it has agreed -that these treaties are not perfect, and can't fail but cause dissatisfaction in certain quarters, the policy should be judged as any policy properly must be judged, by its NET effect; by the results AS A WHOLE. ", : v! And the net effect, the results as a- whole; the Journal finds to be good. We quote: Roadera of Th Wall Street Journal do sot haw to b re minded that thU newspaper bellv that on th whol and on balance the nation baa benefited from the affect of th agree ment, and that their further extension will continue to aid American business and agriculture. In the course of such exten sion some people are nevertheless bound to b hurt. Th tech nique of effecting reciprocal trad agreement consist of seeing that no Industry la hurt too severely and -that no tariff duties are lowered so rapidly that anyone suffers unduly in th coun , tries affected, while on the other hand general business la stimulated. The net result of tbatvpollcy la that which we believe baa already been achieved, although to a limited extent; greater employment, greater profit, more general conauraptlon of goods and services. -' It 1 th sum total of these general advantages which Juatl - flea the Hull policy and It la on this, basis, tbla rscord. that defense of the agreements should rest, rather than on an at tempt to deny that anyone la or can be adversely affected by any tariff reduction. That certainly sounds sensible, and convincing. A few months ago a well known magazine writer expressed the opinion that when the tumult and the shouting of the present era, dies, aud the impartial hand of history records the perspective of the New Deal, the greatest figure of them all, will not be President Roosevelt but Cordell Hull. That sounded like rather an extravagant statement at the time and still docs, but one can never tell. At least history has a way of deflating some contemporary figures, and exalting others, which is extremely disconcerting to hero-worshippers, (there was the contemporary hero of the Gettysburg speech for examplel) IJOWEVER, there is this to be said for Secretary Hull. He " has been absolutely consistent, persistent and single-minded. He had a definite theory about international trade and the tariff at the start and has never deviated from it. And the time may come we said "MAY', when it will be clear that his theory the theory of free and general trade betweeu nations, not peace treaties, not anti-war resolutions and proclamations, saved the Twentieth Century world from destruction. ' ' . In which case the name of Cordell Hull will go down in his tory together with those of the TRULY great of all time! The German WHAT a pity the German republic was ever overthrown 1 If Germany today were a democracy , ruled by an elected President, instead of a militant autocracy ruled by a dictator, peace in Europe would be certain. ' For in g democracy the people are given the facta, and their elected representative follows out, to the best of his ability, the popular will. The tragedy of Germany and. the world, today is, the German people do not know the facts, they only know what Der Fuehrer says and what his controlled press is allowed to toll them As a result they fail to realize that the moment Hitler's armed legions invade Czccho-Slovakia, the die is east, and there will not only be a general European war, but a war in- which the armed forces against Germany will be even stronger than they were in 1914. If they did, that most powerful instinct in any nation, or any individual, the instinct of self preservation, would keep them from taking a step so certain to end in their own destruction. OUT in a dictatorship, of course, the ruler does not follow the people's will, the people follow the ruler's will. Anil the entire political set-up is based upon the assumption that the ruler is not only all-wise and all seeing, but ALL POWER FUL. This being the foundation of his strength, the dictator must constantly cultivate the illusion, and if he wishes to hold his job do nothing that will destroy it. But if Hitler should back down now in the face of the united front against him, how could this disillusioning process bo avoided! As a result, while Hitler may at the present moment, not want war, even honestly desire peace, the exigencies of the immediate crisis, may well compel him to either accept war with his enemies outside Germany, rather than be destroyed by his enemies within. And where has there ever been a dictator who under such circumstances sacrificed himself for the welfare of his country t The situation certainly shows ship in the modem world leads, NEW LOAD RECORD BY BOEING PLANE SEATTLE. Sept. 10. vP Boeing Aircraft com pant officials claimed a new American load record today when their 41 -ton Boeing Clipper took off on her first extended flight test car rying 77.600 pounds of aster and lead ballast. She soared over the city and take Washington, convoyed by a United Air Lines Malnllner carrying news photographers. how inevitably any dictator sooner or later, to war. Boeing officials said the American load record ts held by ths Boeing built super fortress XB-18 army bombers and thst the figure Is secret The next largest commercial load record, they said. Is held by the DC -4 plants, licensed for 60.000 pounds gross load but able to trans port to.OOO pounds. Next, thsy asld ts the Martin (Russian type) Clipper. with 63.000 pounds. mhlMHng Relented CONSHOHOCKEN. Pa. (VP) One hundred residents petitioned the Conahohocken Borough Cornell to pass an ordinance prohibiting whist ling by milkmen during early morn ing hours, Oss U&U rtlDuat Want Ads. Personal Health Service By William Mailed letters pertaining to perstmsi diagnosis or trralment, will be answered by Ur Brady If stamped self addrrssed envelope Is enrlosed. Letters sbuuld be brief and written In -nb Owing to the large number ul letter received unly lew can be answereu No reply can be made to queries nut conforming to Instructions, , Addrcs. Ur William Brady. El taraln.i. ueirrly Bills, Calif. PERENNIAL TEMPER Ever notice how an epidemic Is , established In the community when you happen to be Indisposed with wh achaean it snd meet two other persons similarly indisposed? Well, my last estimate of the prevalence of co rysas or stuffy running noses attended win. ex cessive, sneezing was that they constitute from 5 to 7 per cent of all alleged "cold." Now I am in- ollned to Increase the estimate to 10 per cent, and if tome one were to assert conviction that aucn perennial temperamental coryza accounts for 12 per cent of the cases of ' ca tarrh" occurring In the months with out R I'd probably agree with him. for once. Don't take the name X give It too seriously. Perennial means that the condition comes on at any time, without apparent reason. Tempera mental means that the damn excuse me, the running and the aneezlng and the stuffiness goes by fits and starts, begins suddenly, ceases as sud denly, and you never can predict whether it will return tomorrow morning or not until nine o'clock next week. All you can do is sniffle snd blow and sneeze and sneeze and sneeze snd never get anywhere with It. . Refined doctors sometimes call It hyperesthetlc rhinitis or vasomotor rhinitis and lately the condition has been dubbed atopic or allergic rhinitis. Rhinitis means Inflamma tion of the nose, particularly inflam mation of the lining of the nasal passages. CoryzSr more accurately describes the conditions, for it Is a running at the nose, discharge of a large amount of clear watery fluid. and when the visitation passes in an hour or a few hours, as a rule, there la no sign or trouble remaining, no symptoms at all, until the next visi tation. , That the annoyance Is s manifesta tion of allerglc'sensltlvlty In most If not all cases, seems more and more evident as our knowledge of the nature of allergy Increases. Everybody knows that hay fever Is an allergic condition, due to percullar sensitivity to some kind of pollen in the sir. Yet even In hay fever or asthma, due to pollen, the victim would not suffer If the pollen did not get Into his blood. No reasonable amount of pollen In the air or grains of pollen caught and entangled In the 1 A Medfordite In Europe Leonard Carpenter travelling in Central Europe writes experiences to the Mail Tribune. LONDON, Aug. 35. (By Mall) I am aa full of news as a football Is of air. I think 1 wrote that we are In lodgings. Our "service fist" Is about two city blocks trom the. palace where tho Prince of Wales used to live, St. Jsmes. There Is one block of Bury street and then a narrow sort of si ley with shops tiny ones on esch side and Just before Pall Mall the "pub" where Oeorge III used to get his little quiet drink. Then the palace, the Mall, Bird Cage walk, Buckingham palace. Victoria station ana houses where Nell awln et si used to live. Also a store interesting in another way marked "Hardy" flshtng supplies. In service flats one has meals In ones rooms- and la "done for" by a "char" Just as in the English mystery novels. . JUST outside our windows is the most swanky restaurant In London and that creates s lot of noise around about midnight. We had an awfully foul rainy day so we went to e. movit In the afternoon and here Is the sug gestion for Q. Hunt: Around about 4:30 we were offered tea, bread and butter and cakes on a nice light tray for about 35c per. It was possible to have lemon squash orange drink but I did not notice beer or spirits, but there sre always long enough waits to enable one to keep up their spirits Did I tell you that when Oeorge Rubles decided to accept the direc torship of the Intergovernmental Refugee Com. that he suggested our stopping In London to see htm? He la representing 37 governments In this work, which. In as much ss it is something very new and has been started by President Roosevelt and Secretary Hull, Oeorge Is In s very Important position. There has never been a more ap palling decision In the world than Oermany's about the Jewa. These people are simply stripped of every thing and told to teave Oermany, Naturally the neighboring countries do not wish to receive them. Italy Is ready to go antisemitlc If Oermnny can get away with her antiaemltlsm. principally for two reasons: 1st, In order to enrich the state by confisca tion, and and. in order to curry favor with the Arab uement In east ern Medilerranesn countries and v strike a glancing Mow at England. The anti-Jew campaign In Oermnny Is largely csrrled on because of Hit ler's persons! hntr-.i of .lews. Tv whole thing has been worked up so as to make the Jews appear aa re sponsible for everything had which hss afflicted Orrmany. There is al ways a tendency to find a scapegoat in our country as well as In Europe ON Sunday I played on the very fanums Rjyal St. Oeorge links at .Sandwich and my host waa not such a hot golfer but his name Is lord Hood snd he It the on of the late Admiral Hoed of the Brlth naty. H Interested wuen 1 told Brady, M P. ueultn and hygiene, out to dlseas AMBNTAL CORYZA protective mucus secreted by the healthy mucous membranes could give ths pstlent any distress. It Is only when pollen or other substance cspable of causing sllergy gets Into the blood through other than the normal digestive route, that a defen sive reaction is excited and the pa tient suffers from tho allergic symp toms, whatever they may be. As Intimated painfully I have developed a perennial, temperamental coryza In the past few years, visita tions every two or three days, first thing In the morning, lasting from an hour to three hours, occasionally lon ger. I supposo I might get 101 skin tests made to determine which food material or other substance is respon sible. But life is short and this con dition Is not sufficiently disturbing. I hsve observed this: Thst In periods when my dally consumption of cheese and milk is not as large aa It should be. te blankety-blsnk stuffing up. running snd sneezing Is likely to be noat pronounced. QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Find the Teacher Have been troubled for years with hydrocele. Since doctor advised each time thst only sn operation In hospi tal could give permanent relief, I was Interested In your announcement of the Kllbourne method of ambulant treatment, I told him I waa willing to undergo the experiment, I am now entirely cured. The doctor now usee it in every case of hydrocele he treats. o. o. Answer Doctor, teacher. Patient, one who endures or suffers. Who wo the teacher in the case described? The method devised by the late Dr. Norman J. Kllbourne of Los Angeles, In the July, 1033, Issue of California and Western Medicine, Is now suc cessfully employed by the better phy sicians everywhere for the ambulant cure of hydrocele. Bread and Milk Club What has happened to your famous Bread and Milk Club? I Joined It with much benefit to my health years ago. and I still follow the by-laws quite regularly. C. T. W. Answer Any one with stomach trouble, "Indigestion," "dyspepsia "biliousness." "liver complaint." "autointoxication," gas, flatulency, fulness or dulneas after meals, high blood pressure, hardening of the ar teries, etc., may have copy of the By Laws of the Bread and Milk Club on request, tf he or she Incloses a stamp ed addressed envelope. Ed Note. Pernuns wishing to communicate with Dr. Brady should -end letter direct to Ur. .Vllllnm tlratly. M I).. 365 El ramlno. Beverly Hills, Cailt. him that I sometimes played golf on my home links with Earl Tumy uld man Tumy'a son'. There Is one hole with 14 traps protecting It and thf caddies sre all elderly philosophers who are pallbearers when In their more Jolly moods. I do not wondei the Scotch are a glum people. On any one of the 18 tees sll thst the driver can see Is sn ocean of rolling sand waves covered with gorse. Oorse Is something like baling wire mixed with wet black, sticky. The hole is usually completely out of sight by being a dog's leg or telng behind a "wee bit hill." The v-oursc Is 6,72b yards long. Ladles are allowed strict ly "on sufferance" and no one ts allowed to smoke in the dining room before 3:45 p. m. No one Is allowed to play except when actually accom panied by a member and foursomes are. restricted to the two-ball four player matches. WE were playing a throe-bsll game and so when anyone hove In sight behind us we retired to the edge of the fairway and waited for them to go through. The universal Medford practice of Utttng them get one-half through and then sprinting ahead like a lot of half wltted rab bits would probsbly bring the whole British Empire into ruins If tried , at the Royal at. Oeorge. j We had some excellent conversation at tea and I learned suveral interest ing things about Hitler. Since these are all observation of a person close to the dictator who also is a great admirer of tho man- and since thoy were told at a house party In the course of many conversations we think they are worth repeating. HITLER seldom gets up before 13 o'clock. He takes two hours over his lunch and two hours over his tea. He eats great quantities of cakes and sweets. He goes to operss snd con certs every evening when possible and always listens to music He scarcely ever reads anything and his secre tariat goes to all sorts or ruses to Induce him to resd or even learn what Is in the various documents which must come before him. Ho nss periods when he will talk from four to sit hours without allowing anvone else to get In a word edgewise. At the end of tbat monologue he alii have evolved and enunciated his policy. He is a red spellbinder wl'h word, He actually froths at th mouth when he sneaks of the jews He is totally without bavkground, education and Is straight out of a peasant's cottage, aOORRlNG is ell liked snd Is quite O a fellow, but has a swelled head ft waa because Shacht would not sgree with a fantastic plan to open some old ore mines that Ooerlng got rid of Oermanv's financial wirard. Ooebels I universally hated and dreaded. If HltVr should die the other two would be unable to crr on. There seems to be a present feel ing thst Mondsy, August IS, was a very critical day and that things have been Improving since then. One well Informed man said "Hitler cleverly switched an Intended war Into ma neuvers." I asked him why, but ha could not give me a real reply, ex cepting for the fact that bis victims were ready to put up a stiff fight I don't know any more now than I did then. There can be no question regarding the feeling here that war is almost certain to come. It Is one of the most tragic things I hsve sver felt. No one wants war. Taxes are Inhumanly burdensome. The horrors of Spain snd China, of Oermany and Italy and Russia under dictatorship are known. That the final decision should be In the hands of a Hitler Is Incredible and frightful. WE were at dinner a night or two ago with a man who was an officer with the British fleet both at G.i m poll and the Battle of Jutland. He was evidently very unwilling to do any criticising of his superiors but 1 gathered that he was pretty unhappy about both actions and es pecially about the first. He ssld that the troops were kept on the trans port for six weeks in sight of Oal llpoll when there was not a Turk on the whole peninsula. He said other things also. The general reac tion we have had regarding the Windsors will Interest some of the older girls perhaps, who can remem ber Wally before the wedding. IN the first place they say she Is fed up with having no real life and treats him like a dog and that reminds me that there are very swanky places here where they bathe and curl dogs, and that he la pretty homesick at times. He Is said not to have been too popuiar In the army and to have run some of his bills too long. Oeorge Is turning out to be Just like his dear father and ss for the queen bless 'er she ts the exact duplicate of Queen Mary. All in all. since they pay the piper I will take the British estimate. At any rate there is no third term agitation over here. The only dissenting voice came from a man who spotted me on Pal! Mall and asked me "Why didn't you keep that blooming woman In hamerica. Tell me that?" I told him I hadn't the chance since I lived on the Pacific coast where all men are brave and all women honorable or at least almost all. He said It was a great pity because ne could have married almost any girl in England and gotten awav with It or even any girl in the colonies and finally he Included the U. S. A. and so we parted and I feel that Oeorge could not count upon an unanimous elec tion. LONDON Is a very beautiful city It's streets are never quite straight and like Wally they change names frequently. Strange buildings such as St. Martin's in the Field suddenly find themselves in the mid dle of a busy street with traffic flowing all around them. Or there will be a column with a mythical animal on too marking the spot where the Oates of Loi.don City stood blocking traffic of horse and knight and king and peasant for no one was permitted inside those gates unless Invited. It was here that the keys of the city were first presented to visiting notables. Right off Fleet street, that busy street of printers Ink. where the newspapers are put to bed, are some of the greenest, shadiest gardens In the world. All over London are 'hese gardens, squares and tree lined streets. Build ings sre not more than seven stories tall and there seems to be scarcely a business block without its res taurant or pub. It Is a good town and It deserves a letter all for Itself alone. Man About Manhattan Bj UEOROK IXCKKB NEW YORK- Congrstulsttons: to TWA for those little communications the pilots give out on all ships. These aren't letters oi the sort thst say. "Dear Joe, that's a nice tie you're wearing and I hope you enjoy the chicken din ner." But they're something you remem ber and tell your friends about. I have sev era! of them folded in my pocket that Miss Havety, tho stew fcORE TUCttt ardess, gave me on my recent flight to St. Louis. The pilot makes them out snd the hostess hands them around to the passengers. And they're called "Up to the minute flight in formation." Here's what one of them says: "Our position at 5:58 p. m. was Sunbury. Pa. Tailwind 17 miles pei hour. Oround speed 187 miles per hour. Altitude above sea level 8.000 ft. Altitude above ground 7.550 ft We arrive In Pittsburgh at approxi mately 6:54 p.m. Remarks: built on the site of Ft. Augusta which was an outpost during the French and In dian war. Edison developed the com mercial electrical lighting system at Sunbury. Arrive over Bellefonte at 6:14 pm. Signed, Alton N. Parker Captain." You get one of these every houi or so and not only does It quicken in terest in the country you're passing over it makes for conversstlon and lend color to a trip that is fun any way. A swt II Ides. Another swell ides la Yermi Stern'i house of Santa Clsus. Imagine look in? through the front door of a mod; home, about three and a half fee, long and seeing a tire Santa Claun Ore nnd Bullion Purchased Uwi br taw c.Mm VUtDBERG BROS. SMELTING REFINING CO. OAc '42 MtritM St.,Un FriaciM r.r.1: .Vuth Fnnii. maybe 10 Inches high, who Is a real man. who tslks to you. makes toys, runs electric trains, asks you ques tions, tosses a ball around, and does anything that you can do. Make no mistake about it, the man Is alive He Is real. He eats meat and broad and potatoes the same as you. How Is it done? What Is It? Not by mirrors. It's by speclsi lense. One lense brings the scene Into the room and another reduces. Santa, of course, la In another room going through -ail the motions, and the "sight", of blm is conveyed into the doll -sized hause for you' to see. There Is telephone in the room and one In front of you, so that you may speak to him and ask questions This Is Ye r mi's Idea for a display at Christmas time. He hopes to have a thousand of them around the coun try by Thanksgiving. They can't be purchased he only rents them, and thoy go to one atore exclusively In each city. The stores may keep them from Thanksgiving to New Year's. It certainly seems odd to talk with a man only 10 Inches high. Today was a good one for autograph hunters. Had you poked your heai Into Cardl's you would have seen: two playwrights, Elmer Rice and Robert Sherwood, lunching at a side table; Billy Rose -at a table nearby; Sir Cedrlc Hardwlcke. the actor. In the Immediate vicinity, and next to him Gloria Swanson with some peo ple I did not recognize. Dick Maguire of Honolulu and Mrs. Maguire have been recent visitors New York. Maguire Is chief an nouncer for KOU and while he was here he had the pleasure of partici pating In a two way broadcast, N. Y.-to-Honolulu snd - back - again. The Maguire were guests of Mr. snd Mrs. Arthur (Wall street) Parmelee. Comment on the Days News By FRANK JENKINS HERE'S a new one: TURKEY FEATHERS, accord ing to The Dalles Chronicle, make good fertilizer! YOU may be Inclined, upon reeding that statement, to snort: "Horse feathers I" but the editorial writer of The Dalles paper Insist It la true. He was over In the WlUaimette valley a while back, and while there he learned that a Salem farmer had sought and obtained permission to haul off a pile of feathers that had accumulated around a turkey-kllllng depot last fall. The feathers were spread on a piece of land and plowed under, and oata then seeded on the tract. ' There were not quite enough fea thers to cover the entire field, so a basis of comparison was provided. THIS Is the story of results told by the wandering scribe from the upper Columbia: "Th oats on the ground fertilized with turkey feathers are luxuriant and the darkest shsde of green Im aginable. Adjoining unfertilized patches, planted at the same time are only about half as high and have a yellowish green color that seems sickly by comparison. "The conclusion Is obvious that the turkey feathers, for some resson or other, make remarkably good fer tilizer." THESE turkeya, it seems, are re markable birds. They grow fat on the grasshoppers that eat the grass, and then they are slaughtered for human food. Af ter that, their feathers go back into the ground to. enrich the soil so as to grow more grass to feed more grasshoppers to fatten more turkeys to provide more feathera to enrich the soil to grow gra&s to feed more grasshoppers to fatten more turkeys Hey, for the love of Pete, will somebody please shut tbla thing off before It geta to the ears of Secre. tary Wallace and give him heart failure I IT looks like a special act of con gress might be necessary to ssve us from this dastardly threat M over-production. School Days rROMPTS IS TO REMIND YOU that rhlldren who ordlnartlT rffuse milk soon rtt the GOLDEN Gl'KRNSEY hahlt. Mothers (mil their .worries and troubles are over with CLOVF.RIIIIX GOLDEN GUERNSEY. Children prefer It to oilier foods and Its complete ness of food value makes It unnecessary to urje rhlldren to eat foods for whlrh they do not care. Scientists tell us that taste huds on the tonfue grow less active as are proc,reses, perhaps these ouncstrrs ran make a choice for themselves so Ions as they haie plenty of milk . . . Tno-thlrrt, of a Slav, of GOLDEN GUERNSEY lves as much nourishment as nearly a full (lass of other milk. The appetising hahlt rormlng flavor nf CLO LKIIH.I. GOLDEN GUERNSEY may he due lo the etra milk sutsr or the Increased butterfat. Prnlrln. minerals and vitamins Jive It "fuller bodied" flavor, and It costs so little more. Meilford's iremlum Grsde A Whole Raw Milk produced and distributed by one of Oregon's most modern and sanitary Dairies. WING'S CLOVERHILL GOLDEN GUERNSEY DAIRY Phone 523-R-4 Flight o Time ' Medford and Jackson Count; nuiorj from li s files of (be Mall Tribune 10 and tit rear ao. TEN YEABS AGO TODAY September 11. 1828 (It waa Tuesday) Pinal preparation completed for for biggest and beat Jackson county fair and Pear show in history. - Rain come to western Oregon, and gladdens hearts of deer hunters, as governor will revoke foreet cloaur order. Main goes Republican by decUlv vote. Upstate hunter shot and killed for deer, while hunting in the Evan creek district. Plrst rain In nine weeks falls over city and valley. TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY September 11. 1918 (It was Wednesday) American troopship Is torpedoed by German submarine off Engllab coast. Boat Is beached, and all are saved. Depth bombs sinks U-boat. Boston Red Sox defeat Chicago Cubs, 3 to 1 In final game of world series to win championship. Petrogred raked by flames, 'aa peo ple battle In the streets. A daughter was born last Monday, September fl to Mr. and Mrs. Jens Jensen. Scboola of city to open next Mon day. Pear shipment from th valley to date totsl 427 cars. SOUTH ROILED BY MEDDLING OF FDR. DURHAM. N. C Sept. 10. Senator Joslah W. Bailey (D.. N. C.) demanded today the south be allowed to work out Its problems without federal "interference." snd called upon "political missionaries" to "keep your nose out of our business." In a speech prepared for delivery at a state convention of Young Dem ocrats, Bailey asserted that the south would prefer "no further Industrial progress whatever to a progress that would dilute our southern Saxon civilization." Dewey Lounges And Gets Court 'Bawl-out9 NEW YORK. Sept. 10 District Attorney Thomas E. Dewey was repri manded by the court today for loung ing In his chair while voicing an objection to a question asked by defense counsel In the trial of Jamea J. Hlnes. "It's always a courtesy due tha court," Justice Pecora told the prose, cutor, "for counsel to stsnd when addressing the court." x Chevrolet , JINGLES Copyrighted Every newspaper you read is sure to mention, Some sort or kind of a busi ness convention. Why even the grasshoppers in summer convene, In the poor old farmer's grain fields, green Now the mosquitoes, I hear- the bloomin' scamps! Are out to converge on the nudist camps. Glad I'm not mixed up in. such a bloody fray I'd rather scratch around and sell a Chevrolet 1 Chey M Hurd Rogue River Chevrolet Main and Riverside Service Dept. 32 North Riverside. I'sed Car Lot Riverside at 4th. V-I LDEJLGLERNi
