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rftuH(ifc,.wv-!toJsV-;r-W PAGE SIX ' MEDFORD MAIL TRIBTTSTE, MEDFORD. OREGON. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10. 1936. MDFORDvTBIBUN "Everyone lo Sontbeiu Oregoa Etaadc the Ull Triboo" Dotly except tfeturdar. Pabtlthed by MUDKORD PBINTINC1 CO. tl-lT-3 N. Sir St- Phona IS ROBERT W. nUBU Editor. BRNBST R. OILSTRAP, Ung-r, Ao lndepn1Dt Ntwptpr. Entered aa otteood-oloaa motWr a Med ford. Orsoo, umHr Act of Morob I. Ut SUBSCRIPTION RATES By Mni Io Advonco: Dally, on. yeor Dtlly. ilx month.. Dally, od month By CarrUr, to Adneo Mdford. Ah' land, Jtcks.oi.vlHa, Central Point, Phoenix, TaUnL Gold Bill And on biffhwoy. ; Dally. od yaor 18-00 : Dally, mouths . Dally, on mootb.,,. 10 ; All term a, oaah In tdranc. OfflcliU Papr of tha Oily ol Medford OfNrlal Paper of Jackaoo County JliSMBKB Of THE AHHOCIATKU fttt.Sb Recslrfog Fall leaned Wlr Herrloe. Tha Aaaoclatad Praaa la axolatlvaly an titled to tha uaa for publication of all nawa riiaoatchaa oredltad to It or othar wlaa oradltad lo thla paper, and alao to the looaj newe publlahed harajo. All rltht for puhllcaUoD of apaola' dlapatebaa hereto ara alao reserved. MKMDEB Or UNITED PRESS IfEMBBR OF AUDIT BUREAU OK CIRCULATIONS Advartlains Rapraaentatlvae M. 0. U Of. F.N 8 F.N COMPANY 'Offlcaa lo New fork. Chloaco Detroit Sao Franoleeo, Lo Ansalaa, flaattla, Portland. CD -tOMAL m AJSBC ttlOH Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. The Shakespearean schoolboy r' puted to have plodded hit weary way to school at a snail's paoe. was noted yesterday traveling close to 60. mph. in hectic haste to do his arithmetic. Clark Gable, the he-man of the films, Interviewed by a press assocls- tlon, Informed the world: "Tell them for me that eating regularly Im (Sable's secret for success." The same rule has been found quite helpful. by the re malnder of the population. Another important item in aucoess it regular breathing, and being bit by a horse shoe. Another sign of the approach of magnificent Autumn, la the sight -of old men, from whose eyes the light of hope has faded, heading southward in the mid-day heat, with frayed, discarded overcoats clutched neath their toll worn arms. , ' . . Democratic campaign ohleftalns continue to cling lovingly to the presi dential observation, "spending to save.' To many it sounds like a good idea, even If It won't work. It Is Just another angle to the quaint New Deal theory, prevalent for some time that all will wallow In prosperity, as soon as all are flat broke. "Any Woman Can Be Beautiful" (Caption Liberty Mag.) By doing a bit of boondoggling, with a rouge stick.. 1 ' "Putting all the eggs In one'basket having been for a long time a popu lar Idea, the third party boya ara try ing to improve on It by piling all the nuts under one tree." (Knoxvllle (Tenn.) Express) Trend of the times Item. . V. Brophy, the oonrmsn Is building a fence, over which he will not lift himself by his bootstraps when pur sued by a gentleman cow. TRANSIENT FAITH. (Olive Barton In the : Coos llay Times) "Spiritual trumps give me a pain. They go about Joining suc ceeding churchea and none ao nealoue ss they for- the short pe riod of their belonging. They camouflage this rsclllstlon with an avowed earnest search for truth. To the more sedate It emscks of pure Instability." . . There Is considerable editorial con demnation of "depression slackers." In the Oregon press. Between the "depression slsckers," and the "de pression allcksrs," the depression has been a dandy. ... Don't Eat Onions night drew large crowds at the msglc lantern shows last night. ' The bow-snd-arrow proved supe rior to the pistol In a tsrRet contest at Ashland. The bow-and-arrow Is a horse & buggy weapon. It can't do the pistol's astounding trick of wounding an Innocent bystander in the calf of the left leg, when not loaded. "Old-estsblled baker's business for sale: good oven: present owner been in It eleven years; good reason for leaving."! Oakland Tribune) It's sbout time. "CAMPAION ISSUES TWISTED" (Hdllne La Grsnde Observer) My f-r-l-e-n-d-st They are going to be twisted like a wrestler's neck. A lady bsrtender of New York city defends her Job. No explsnatlon is forthcoming on the difference be tween washing the supper dishes, and the closing hour rush of beer mugs. VACATION HOMECOMING MARRED BY TROUBLES CINCINNATI, O.. pt. 10. (API- Joseph Rlrs had a grand vacation and a fine homecoming. Two traveling bags were stolen from hla automobile In Cleveland. He came home and found: The house had been ransacked by thieves. A water main had burst snd work men weii preparing to dig up his front lawn, A water hestr had exploded. ALLEN PARK, Mich.. Sept. 10 OJPl Village offlclsla have filed a court petition to "make" Treasurer Alice M. Burger. 38. get to work. Miss Burner Is scruacd of not keeping regular office hours, neglecting to Pv vil3 debt and falll to it tend ty euw iluue. I 5L . Editorial Correspondence ALBANY. N. T.. Sent. 8; starting off from New York nieht boat, and thus frettine an car was duly installed on board and we repaired to our state room "all 'ashore as gointr ashore" and the venerable old side wheeler started, up the river. The idea was "travel while you sleep." The "Rcnnsaeler" travelled all right, at nearly ten miles an hour. but where was the sleept The two-man orchestra which paraded through the dining salon during dinner, a steel guitar and an accordion, proceeded to double at the piano ard .drum, and dancing was enjoyed around the ship's bar, which judging by the sounds of revelry did a land office business, until tho early hours of the morning. So if you are looking for a combination hotel and garage that will convey you at 10 miles per hour nearer your destination as you slumber sweetly we would not recommend the Hudson river night boat. It is designed for those interested IN OTHER THINGS than sleeping, and as the boat is built about as compactly as an orange crate, that two-man orchestra doth, as Macbeth noted, murther sleep. We don't know just when we should say, shortly after The toilet facilities do not include hot and cold water, or any water at all except what was pitcher. There was a wash basin, and when you pulled the stopper after your ablutions, the contents therein dropped into another pitcher in the cabinet mah Falls, the second pitcher There was one electric push button in the stateroom but if it was connected with an electric bell there was no steward on duty that night, for repeated pushings brought no response, so we gave that up and went, where no doubt we were expected to go to the bar, to get a drink of water, which request was met with about as much enthusiasm, as a request for a Roosevelt button, at a star chamber session of the Inner Guard of the Liberty League. However we finally got the drink of water and reached Albany at 5:30 a. m. in a pea soup fog, and after a breakfast of orange juice, hot cakes and coffee were soon on our way, in a city which had not yet awakened j and with lights glowing and windshield wipor working feverishly to clear away tho mist, turned the car's nose in the general direction of the setting sun. (To be continued.) R. W. R. Hitlers Proclamation Strikes at Last Bonds Of Versailles Treaty Constant Whittling at Fetters Imposed by Allies in 1918 Leaves Germany in Position to Defy Conquerors (Editor's Not: "Give us back our colon leu 1" Dictator Hitler said, In affect. In his striking proclamation of German independence and ambition at Nurnberg today. The chief of the Associated Press foreign service tells in the following story how Germany has steadily whittled away the pro visions of the Versailles treaty until today the chancellor now moves definitely for the rotum of the colonies). by JOHN EVANS (Copyright, 103(1, by the Associated Press) NEW YORK, Sept. 10. (AP) Adolf III tier struck at the last of "the sahcklea of the Versailles treaty" Wednesday. He reached overseas In a definite move to take back Germany's colo nies wrested from her by the allies in 1918. Germany, stripped of colonies, broken In finances, beaten In spirit a generation ago, rises today a power that repeatedly defied her conquerors. Gormaua feel the worst of their strug bla tor "freedom" Is over. Three-Step fragrant Apparently there remain three steps In Hitler's program: 1 Return of the colonies, several times the area of Germany. a Enlargement ot the rclch to In clude all German sneaking peoples. This might take In Austria, part of Czechoslovak la n Eupen and Maimed)', the Polish corridor. 3 Expansion to make Germany strong economically. This might comprise the addition of Russia's Ukraine, the great gnnary, Alsace and Lorraine, iron and coal riches. and even the grain, livestock and oil j country of Yugoslavia, Rumania and I Hungary, That la not an official program but German EVist Africa 370,000 square miles: Belgian-British mandate. German S. W. Africa 333,400 square miles; Union of South Africa. Cameroons In Africa 34.430 square miles: Trench-British mandate. Togoland In Africa 34.430 square miles: French -British mandate. Carollno Inlands in Pacific 500 square miles: Japanese mandate. Kl roc how in Shantung, China aoo square miles: Japanese mandate. Marshal Inlands In Pacific 168 square miles; Japanese mandate, Nauru Island in Pacific 8i square miles: Australian mandate. Total, l.oaa.lflfl'-ti square miles. CUTS KING EDWARD'S LONDON, Eng., Sept. 10. (API The encasement of Princess Jullsna of The Netherlands elimlnsted today the fecond nme within a month from the list of eligible princesses who might sit with King rdwnrd VIII on the British throne Announcement ot Princess Juluna s betrothal to Prince nernhnrd Zu Llppe-nirsterreld of Germany follow ed by only a lew weeks the engane. ment of attractive, dsrk,eved Princess Alexandrine Iiulse of Denmark to Count Lultpold Zu Csstell-Csstell August 33. The 31 -year-old Danish princess had been mentioned frequently as s possible queen of Knglsnd. As Britain's bachelor king grows older the list of royalty from which he might select a bride grows shorter There are only five European prin cesses on it now who are considered highly eligible. They are Irene. Eugenia and Kath- rrlne of Clreece. Kyra of Russia, snd Frederics of Brunswick -Luneherg. He need not, ol course, marrf roj. It looked like a eood idea.- to Medford on a Hudson river early start from Albany. The the Rcnnsaeler was launched but Lee surrendered at Appomattox. included in a crockery water below, like a miniature iuultno being made of earthen ware. the dream of many Germane and the fear of her neighbors. Republican Germany spent fifteen years, from 1816 to 1033, "nibbling" at the peace treaty, contesting clauses and defaulting on reparations she argued she could not pay. To Top In Four Years Hitler's Nasls In four years put Germany back on the map, The republicans whittled down treaty terms, successively sought "un derstandings" with Prance and event ually defaulted on the war debt pay ments. They paved the way for the more striking acts of Hitler, won the Saar plebiscite In January, 1035, get ting back those vast coal fields. June 18, 1030. England, alarmed by Germany's supposed Intent to re build her navy, signed a separate agreement recognising Hitler's right to a sea fleet one-third that of Great Britain. May 21. 1035. Hitler defied Prance and her allies by restoring conscrip tion. There followed the announce ment, long foreseen, that Germany already had built army equipment and a great air fleet. March 7, 1036. Hitlers troops re- occupied the Rhtneland and August 24 the one-year conscription was In-1 creased to two years. I German colonies, taken by the al- 1 Ilea for their own or under mandate. have an area of miles. They are; 1.033.7S7 square j aity. There is nothing to prevent a British monarch, except posslbly publlc opinion, from marrying a com moner If he desires. He cannot, how ever, marry a Roman Catholic under forfeiture of the throne, according to the royal marriage act of 1773. THE HAOUE. The Netherlands. Sept. 10. (API Prince Bsmhard Zu Llppe-Blesterfeld told a rsdlo audi ence today he would marry Princes. Jullsna. heir to The Netherlands throne, "within two or three months. ' Prince Bernhard said he and Jul inna would sjynd their tlmo before the wedding making sn economic study of The Netherlands. BEES ROUT CUSTOMERS AT OPEN-AIR MARKET BERKELEY, Calif., fitept. 10. (UP) Owners of the Lucky Open Air mar ket thought there w.um't so much In a name today, h ,n.m of bees descended on the open air ritspUy of fruits and vagetablca and drove cus tomers hwAy. Electric fans failed to route the beea and police mio there was nothing they could do except wait until cooler weather sent the swarm to other quarters. PORTLAND. Ore., 8ept. 10. 4V Death of Earl Hawk-fa. victim of a motorcycle-bun eollitlon. brought to o roriiand a total traffic fatalities' for the fisoni year. Hswkes. motor-! (yen!, wst the -Trst to die In a traf-J fl mishap here this moilt. Personal Health Service ' By William Brady, M.D. Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease, diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped, self-addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received only a few can be answered. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, 203 El Camlno, Beverly Hills, Calif. WHEN IS A DRINKER DRUNK? In many instances on record dla-1 even small amounts of alcohol are betes patients suffering with acute I present In the blood He shows that hypoglycemia (lowering of the sugar the ordinary sobriety testa are of in tne mood oe- low the normal level) from the effect of a dose of Insulin with out food shortly afterward, have been accused or actually arrested on the charge of being drunk. A neighborhood bum suffering with delirium tremens was treated suc cessfully In hospital and sent home sober and determined to keep sober. Exactly a year later he was picked up by the police, again delirious, and brought to the hospital. But this time he dldnt fare so well. The delirium was not mania a potu but the delirium of advanced pneumonia. and of course pneumonia makes shore work of a hard drinker. The poor fellow would never again become a diagnostic problem for the police. Persons who have been drinking more than they can handle, I mean more alcohol than they can burn or oxidize as the odor of alcohol or aldehyde on the breath proves sometimes suffer some head Injury which causes stupor or complete loss of consciousness. Likely there Is no external wound or evidence of In jury, and auch victims have been dragged to cells in police stations and left there to die without proper treatment In a good many instances. There ought to be a strict regu lation against drawing inferences from the odor of alcohol on tho breath. A man or woman subject to chronic Bright' disease, for ex ample, may be overtaken with Ill ness or with a "strange" feeling, stop In somewhere for a "stimulant" and proceed on the way, to collapse on the street and sink Into complete stupor or coma from uremia the odor of alcohol on the breath of auch victim may easily mislead the bystander, the police or even the doc tor summoned In the emergency. Anyway, alcoholism In any stage or degree Is disease and should be so dealt with In every case. The man or woman with the "horrors" should not be held responsible for attempting to kill his or her best friend who in tho hallucination ap pears to be the devil or a serpent or a monstrous spider with obvious Intent. Rather the penalty for pos sessing or carrying concealed weap cans (Incudlng alcoholic liquor) should bo so severe that sane per sons will hesitate about taking any aboard. In the Jour. A. M. A., Sept. 8. 34. Dr. Herman A Heise, of Milwaukee, presents observations and figures to show that there Is a measurable loss of efficiency and Judgment when I NEW VOHK, Sept. 10. While vis itors to the J. P. Morgan mid-town Taj Mahal are carefully selected, once Inside the library of Aladdin like treasures the vls ltor has the greatest freedom. No spying, and often one Is left entirely alone Bmong mllllon dollnr exhibits. The tug for a writer In ttw msnuscrlpt col lection Is perhsps tne greatest -in the world. To come face to face with the original handwriting In Sir Walter stance H wr0,0 an a,mt tieipnia nonrding school feminine hand and there Is scarcely an alter ation. Browning used lined pnper, like that of a schoolboy's copybook. And he too wrote a precise, easily rendnble hand. The worst scribbling, perhaps. Is by Balzac. He must have caused the printers ss much If not more trouble than the hen trackings of Horace Greeley. As might be expected, the hsnd wrltlng of Marie Antoinette revealed stark polgunncy. Some of It was writ ten In gaol after her world collapsed and the guillotine tumbril awaited outside. There are even raised blotches that could enslly bo taken for tears. Theater patrona are noting the growing rewmblnnce between the late Percy Hammond and hla successor. Richard Watts, Watta Is already In clining toward the moon-faced, and will probably become, like Hammond, heavier, redder and rounder. The only critic with a private income, he Is thoroughly Irish, a student of Erse legends and drinks nothing by Irish whiskey nrat. A curious make-up ot Irish mysticism and communistic Ide. ology, A sun dodger, he never arises until 1 p. m.( The gossip columnists link him with the movie actress. Jean Mulr, to whose birthday party he re cently flew to tho coast. Watts is also one of the deadline writers usually making his edition by an eyelash, And likes In musing mo ments to circle central park In a horse-drawn herdlc. Many brilliant newspaper and mac- j aa-lne scriveners have been deadllners. The horror of missing an edition to many chivvies up a force that creates the sprtghtlipst essavs vignettes with a white heat glow. Edna Ferber often put off a short atory until the flnsi moments and then swUhes it out Frank I Cobb, filter of the World, liked $ daft.t u.nUl i&JaMN61 smau vamo in tnese days of danger- ous combination of alcohol and gaso line. A driver or a pedestrian may be able to walk and talk well, yet be under the Influence of alcohol. Dr. Helse urges the adoption of the chemical test for alcohol In place of these unreliable teats commonly used by the police or police surgeons. In the Am. Jour, of Clinical Pathology for March, 1934, this same authority described the chemical test for al cohol In body fluids and showed that It is specific and practical for confirming a diagnosis of drunken ness, intoxication or being "under the lpfluence of alcohol," as you prefer an aid In convicting or ac quitting persons charged with re sponsibility for accidents. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Epilepsy Is epilepsy In the blood? Should epileptics marry? Is there a law against such marriage In some states? Please tell me about inheritance of epilepsy. , . . (M. K. P.) Answer Epilepsy Is not directly heritable, but the offspring of feeble minded, Insane, alcoholic or neurotic persons are more likely to have epi lepsy than ere the offspring of nor mal persons Of course no one hav ing epilepsy Bhould marry. Some states prohibit such marriages by law. Even an apparently normal member of a family In which epi lepsy, insanity, feeble-mindedness, al coholism, drug habit or moral ob- ylquity occurs may contribute faulty material and Is therefore a poor risk for marriage. Hygiene Following suggestions in an article you had some time ago, I discarded all Irritants I had been In the habit of using catsup, hot sauces, much pepper, Bait, etc. and experienced prompt relief of bladder Irritability, Now I sleep the night through un disturbed and am otherwise in fairly good health, though 78 yaers old. . (J. H. H.) Answer Men past 00 years who are developing the early symptoms of prostatic hypertrophy, send stamped envelope bearing your address, for monograph on bladder trouble Fairy Tales Always supposed akin absorbs at least some air. How about the story of the artist who gilded the boy for a pageant the boy died of suffoca tion before they could get the gilt off from his skin. , . . (E. P. p.) Answer And there was another story 'of Jack and the bean stalk. Beans do grow like everything. (Copyright, 1936, John P. Dlllo Co.) Ed. Note: Persons wlslilnf to communicate with Dr. Brady should send letter direct to Dr. William Brody, M. D. 265 EI Camlno, Beverly HHIs, Calif. room began to threaten. O. Henry called It "stewing In hla own Juice." and often a messenger waited outside his door to dash It to the print ery page by page. Peter B. Kyne Is a dead liner and once the Cosmopolitan had to fly a scout to the coast, corral Kyne and send the final Installment by telegraph. On the other hand, Sinclair Lewis. Zona Oale. Theodore Dreiser and Louts Bromfteld take things in leisurely stride, usually far ahead of the deadline. . Paris, Gilbert White tells me, Is tittering, ha. ha, over the story of Mrs. Harry Lehr- Recently she In vited some of the family members she lambasted In her husband's biog raphy to dinner. Naturally, she re ceived chilly regrets. Intimating It was strange, after pillorying the fam ily as she had. to accord them hos pitality. Mrs. Lehr, after opening the letters, turned to a friend with: "Why. did I write something about the Lehr family in my book? You know I haven't finished reading it yet." A recent worn cuu.age In this col umn suggesting "spopUrostlcus" as a synonym for something grand, has a runner-up. It comes from ft minister in Lambert, Miss., and la "sluperto alius," also a synonym for the super lative, and at least has a phonetic advantage. Thingumbobs: Jed Klley's famous night club in Paris is now a com munistic hall , . . The Margaret Case Hnrriman who writes those dandy 111(b) m ft &L ioiiLTfl" v FULL IfI H W DM -laa- W "la' MM - - - - ti Bh M" STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKY-90 PROOF y.0 N T.I N E N I A L P I STI profiles In The New Yorker Is the daughter of prank Case . . . The most difficult word for Keats to spell was quaint , , . Elsie Robinson la among tne tnree women writers receiving the neavic.-x ran man in America . Ted Cook Is a sheep dog fancier. A Kansas Cityan sends In the story of the four-year-old boy who, after frequently hearing his dad cuss at tne old cow every time he milked It, went gravely to the barn one even ing. After going through the motions or milking, his mother, peeplne in, was horrified to hear: "You are by- LKxtdest cow -I ever damn see. You got no business being a cow in spite or hell." (Copyright, 1936, McNaught Syndicate.) Comment of the Day s News By FRANK JKNKINS npHIS paragraph la worth reeding and remembering: "Accidents over the Labor Day week-end took a toll of at least 304 lives over the nation, of -which 257 were attributed to mishaps on the highways, a survey by the Associated Press disclosed today (Tuesday). yHE point is this:- A If everybody who drove a cat over the Labor Day week-end had been even HALF as careful as he should have been, this frightful toll of death would have been greatly re. duced. SOMEBODY'S carelessness is respon. slble for the majority of automobile accidents. RW. HAVEN, of the National Safe- ty Council, 1 na radio address de livered recently, offered the opinion that Inattention la the chief cause of automobile accidents. Inattention Is a police word . for carelessness. It means that drivers Involved In accidents were not pay ing attention to their business. R. HAVEN, Incidentally, offered this statement In the course of his speech: "Women ar Just as ef ficient and careful In the operation of motor vehicles as men." The proud male likes to believe otherwise, but If he wfll use his eyes he will have to admit that he's prob ably wrong. Women drivers do a lot of crazy things, but nq crazier than men drivers. Both are bad enough, goodness knows. The mounting total of auto mobile accidents proves that. PREDICTING is an unsafe enter prise, but It looks as if the com munist government In Spain la about done for and the fascist rebels are about due to win. So far as human progress is con cerned, It doesn't make much dif ference who wins, in either event. Spain will be ruled by a. dictator. I Dictatorship and real human prog ress haven't much In common. DICTATORS are of two kinds. One wants power, selfishly, for HIM SELF1. The other believes he can rule people better than they can rule themselves. Ignorant savages, of course, CAN be ruled better by a dictator than by themselves, but this writer Is Just foolish enough to believe that no matter how bad self-government may be In reasonably enlightened coun tries it Is better than government by a dictator. 1935 Fire Loss Lowest In Years SALEM. Ore.. Sept. 10. (AP) Oregon's fire loss during 1P3J was the lowest In the past IS years, Hugh H, Earle, state fire marshal, reported to Governor Martin today. Actual losses were 46 per cent less than the average for the previous 10 years. Earle said. The reduction shows a marked in crease In fire control efficiency and better building construction, the re port stated. Use Mail Tribune want adi BRAND LUNG CORRaRAIlpJ i n mwszh f i (Continued rrom page One.) and, until present rates are Increased, it will fall to produce Its 0 per cent carrying charges. This means it will probably have to go to congress for an appropriation and that, in-turn, means the legis lators may be paging that well-known banking authority, Father Coughlln. It Is a discouraging predicament, but likely to be more annoying than fatal. Bond market barbers have an ex pert notion that Mr. Morgenthau could have shaved the Interest rate on his latest Issue another quarter per cent. The oversubscription was so heavy that average allotments were supposed to run less than 8 per cent. The liking of the Interest rate is always a matter of guesswork. Mr. Morgenthau did not want to under estimate his guess In a campaign year. An unavoidable delay eeema to have occurred in the appointment of that prominent eastern Republican business man as ambassador to Rus sia. It is not the question of a con tribution to the campaign fund, as that already Is supposed to have been made. The stabilization rumors are loose again, but not likely to run very far. Washington authorities, are secretive about denials, possibly because they want to promote the hope that some understanding with Britain Is near. However, certain competent people, who would ordinarily know about anything like that, don't. The situation seems still to depend on French devaluation and that de pends on French politics, than which there Is nothing less dependable. One of the loftiest government au thorities on International exchange fleured and renorted three months ago that the French would have to De value within a week. He figured it out on a basis of financial arithmetic, When a Democrat tells a story on Remibllcan these days, there la al- wavs room for doubt. But doubt it or not. the Roosevelt inner circle is enjoying much mirth believing this one: One of the Republican head men in the campaign organization wrote a letter to the famous publisher of a famous eastern weekly along Ihe fol lowing general Unea: "We would like to co-operate with you in any way we could during the progress of the campaign, If you will Just let us know." Tho response came oaca pronnii,ij to this general effect: The publisher whom you aoaressm has been dead for four years. (Signed) "The Editor." NOTED IN CARVINGS- E COURT CAMBRIDGE. Maid.. Sept. 10. fl) Professor Edward Samuel Corwln, professor of Jurisprudence at Prince ton university told members of the Harvard tercentenary conference of arts and sciences today of historical errors In carvings on the new su preme court building in Washington D. C. In the course of his address on "the constitution as Instrument and as symbol" Professor Corwin said. door-panel of the new supreme court building pictures Chief Justice Marshall as handing to Justice Story the former's opinion In Marbury vs. Madison, although this opinion was rendered some nine years prior to Story a appointment on the bench A companion panel, he said, depicts King John "signing magna charts, although John probably could not write, and at any rate the great seal. affixed by the chancellor, was thought to serve such occasions very adequately." At the same time Professor Corwin referred to "Senator Borah'a speech last February 22nd, In which Wash ington is represented as delivering the farewell address in the new capi tal named after him wm four years before said capital was open for business." PHILADELPHIA, PA. Flight 'o Time Medford and Jackson County history from the files ot the Mall Tribune 10 snd 20 year, ago. TEN YEARS AGO TODAY September 10, 1928 (It Was Friday)) ApplegaU school opens for the year, The Presbyterian church of Jack sonville burns mortgage on church at spedsl services. Pear harvesting completed In the Sams valley district. Hot-dog stands along Pacific nigh way face regulation. Perry Crawford la named new head of Copco. Premier Mussolini Is unhurt when bomb explodes near him, In assassin ation plot. TWENTY YEARS AGO TOUAX September 10, 1016 (It was Sunday) Republicans snd Democrats barome ter of political trend. Southern Oregon mines show rec ord production Increase. Warren K. Billings goes on trial la San Francisco for "Preparedness Day" bombing outrage. Mrs. A. C. Hubbard visits frlenda In the Applegate over the week-end. Local stores display fall millinery. County court makes auto trip to Redding, and find roads In good shape. ' IS HATS III A NAME This new stomach remedy, the re sult of many months of research work In our laboratories, Is especially pre pared for excess acid, gastritis, .con stipation, biliousness, sick headaches, sour stomach, flatulence and an? con dition that Is associated with acidity. y . . One or two teaspoonfuls after meals Is an effective dose which may be Increased if necessary without 111 effects. . . . relief Is Immediate and consistent use for a brief period of time will completely correct acid con ditions. This remedy Is fully guar anteed and if you are not Immediate ly relieved your money will be cheer fully refunded. WIN S0 CASH We are seeking an appropriate name for this new remedy which Is noth ing short of sensational in giving prompt relief for sufferers of stomach aliments. All you have to do Is pur chase a bottle of this remarkable new medicine and submit your suggestion for an appropriate name. Call at our store now for vonr hottl nirvdnff date of this contest will be announc ed soon. Get your bottle today and enjoy complete relief. For sale at Heath's Drug Company, Medford. Mo Nalr Bros. Ashland, or Couch Pharm acy, Grants Pass. ARMY DOCTOR PRESCRIBES FOR STOMACH Needless Misery and Suffering of Many People Greatly Re lieved When Acids and Poisons Cleaned Out MILLIONS of people are sick to day because their stomach Isn't digesting food properly, because, their bowels are clogged. Ferment ing food causes a sour taste. Foul- H. L. William?. Prominent Med icine Manufacturer, nho brings medicinal formula, perfected dur ing World War. to this city. smelling gas distends the stomach and pains the heart. Congested food decays in intestines, spreading poi sons through the system. A World War Medicine. These common conditions mav be quickly overcome by the prescription of an ex-army doctor, developed dur ing the World war to keep our soldiers fit. Now thla prescription enjovs na tional sale as Williams' 8 L.K, Form ula. It Is sold with this distinct un derstanding that the user gets hla money back ir ne rails to say, after taking S.L.K., "I feel great!" Money-Back Ouarnntee. Did you ever get a doctor to writs a prescription under a monev-back guarantee? No! So you can realize how effective Williams' S.LK. Form ula must be to sell to thousands of sick people, with practically no re- iunas. mis medicine certainly gets results! It's a creat tonic for vour stomach, overcoming nausea, Indiges tion, gas, bloat. It flushes poisons from Kidneys by Its diuretic action and stimulates liver action to fur nish stomach with bile needed to stimulate dteestlon. Relieves you from getting up nights with weak bladder. Gives bowels a ereiit eleans- ine. You'll feel brtter tomorrow If you take Williams' S L K Formula to nlcht. Sold onlr Dv Heath Drug Ptore. North Central Ave . Medford. on tniarantee of 'Satisfaction or Monrr Back Adv. 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