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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFOKD, OREGON. MONDAY. DECEMBER 9. 1933. PAGE THREE ROGERS ONCE PUT ONE OVER ON GAG MAN AS SPEAKER Society and Clubs Arthur "Bugs" Baer, em of Ameri ca's foremost funny men. ran second to Will Rogers In one rueful meeting. He tell the story himself; "I was talking at the ' Advertising club In New York In a room which was divided from another room by folding doors, which are not famous for their sound-proof properties. Every time I worked a gag up to the point where I pulled the snapper. It would be crabbed by a loud laugh from the other room. "About the fifth time It happened my audience started to expect It and their heads were twisted around like crows In a cornfield. When It hap pened the tenth time I saw It was no use of my talking and suggested that we throw open the folding doors and listen to the fellow In the next room. We did that very thing and both luncheon crowds had a good time with Will Rogers. He was the bird In the other room." Handicapped children will be the principal beneficiaries of the Will Rogers memorial fund. By handicap ped children the memorlnl commlaslon means those suffering from blindness or other physical disabilities: those who have been victims of Illness who can be brought back to partial or complete activity through expert medical attention; those without par ents or whose parents lack the money to give them the proper shelter, schooling and home care. If you wish to help keep the spirit of Will Rogers alive In this work so close to his heart, bring or send your subscription to this office. It Is the aim of the commission to have mil lions of Will Rogers' friends partici pate. It la not the size of the sub scription, but the subscription Itself that Is Important. TALENT IRRIGATION REFUNDING HEARS The Talent Irrigation district re funding program has made "satisfac tory progress, and It Is hoped to have the project completed by the first of the year." according to Olen Arnsplg er, general manager of the Talent Medford Irrigation districts, who re turned Saturday from a month's stay In Washington, D. C. The Talent refunding proposition entails $375,000, under a R.F.C. loan. It has been under consideration for several months. The proposed Medford Irrigation storage dam In the Lake Creek dis trict, was presented to Washington. D. C. officials by Manager Arnsplger, but will h.ave to await further con gressional action. It was hoped to make It a W. P. A. project, but was too late to come un der the provision that all such enter prises be completed by next June 1. The dam project may be approved If congress. In tts coming session, votes to extend the time. Preliminary maps and surveys have fceen drawn for the dam. .rays Get Milk MARSHFIELD, Ore., Dec. 9. OP) The neighbors' cat have been exon erated and bluejoys of the district are in ill repute since Mrs. Richard Chapman discovered a Jay lifting the cap from a milk bottle on her porch. For several mornings she had found the tops off and several Inches of cream gone from the milk. By JANKT WHAT SMITH Willett Pupils In Grants Pass Recital Friday and Saturday evenings or this week, Rosa Blackmore Willett will present a large group of her students in recital at the Baldwin Piano Shoppe in Grants Pass. The group will include both the most advanced and the mere elementary pupils. Appearing on the procram will be Fritz Guetzlaff, well-known among southern Oregon music cir cles, who will play a Spanish group, by Albenlz; a nocturne, by Strelezki, and Polonaise by Chopin; Norma Neill will play a Chopin group and Rhapsody In B minor, by Brahms. Also piesented will be Bill Lonl gan and Jim Linn, who will play works by Grieg. Pauer, Shutt and Hollander. Carmen Dean will play the G Minor Rhapsody by Brahms. Others taking part will be Iris Lewis. Marjorle Vannice. Doris Mae Gohrke, Bob Long. Tony Baker. Francis Cix. Janet Ross Bob How ard. Betty Warnke and Jimmy Nell. Youngest of the musicians appear ing will be Beverly Ingalls. five years old, who has shown a great deal ol musical ability, and even at this early age is able to interest any music lover. Genevieve Crolsant, young vio linist, will play several numbers, accompanied by her sister, Mrs. W. W. Balderec. These recitals are open to anyone interested. F. L. Club Makes Xmus Plans Miss Edna Hlldcbrand was hostess for a recent meeting of the F. L. club, at which time several projects were discussed. Among business Items was the decision by members that Instead of sending a gift to the Odd fellow's home In Portland, as Is the custom at Christmas, the club will sponsor one of the girls living at the home and assist her In preparation for entering nurse's training. Plans were also made for the nn nual Christmas party to be held at the home of Mrs. Lucille Cave in Jacksonville, definite date to be an nounced later. After the business meeting, a number of gl f ts were presen ted to various members from their "Kitty Sisters," and refreshments were serv ed by the hostess. 4 Hubbards Hosts To Club Wednesday George Scott, alumni secretary, will arrive In Medford Wednesday to be present at the Oregon State College club meeting that night, with Mr. and Mrs. Chester Hubbard as hosts at their home on Lyman avenue. The meeting Is called for elht o'clock, and will be principally con cerned with plans for the annual hol iday all-college night dance spon sored by the club. Arrangements for Wednesday eve ning are In the hands of Mr. and Mrs. M. Flynn, Mr. and Mrs. Leland Mentzer, Miss Maurine Carroll, Mr. and Mrs. Allen Perry and Mr. and Mrs. Harold Wood. Mrs. Driver An ay for Holidays With the fast approach of the most festive holiday of the year. Medford folk are making extensive plans, either for entertaining at home or for trips to be with friends or relatives. Among those spending Christmas away from home Is Mrs. E. Raymond Driver, who left last evening by train for Texas and Arkansas. At Port Smith, Arkansas, she will visit her mother, Mrs. Gtpson. and will alfo be the guest of various friends while away. Mrs. Driver will return after the New Year. WILL ROGERS MEMORIAL FUND Local Committee or Medfnrd nnte To the Editor of The Mall Tribune: Wishing to have a part in perpetuating the memory of one ol our most beloved and useful citizens. I enclose herewith my contrl- Dutton of - to the Will Rogers Memorial Fund 1 understand that this gift will be added to others from Medford and will go without any deductions whatsoever to the National Fund to be expended, also without any deduction, as the Memorlsl Committee may determine. Name spend Week-end In San Francisco Returning this morning were Dr. and Mrs. Dwlght H. Flndley, Dr. and Mrs. Charles W. Lemery and Dr. and Mrs. Edwin R. Durno, who spent the week-end in San Francisco. While in the bay city, the group attended the Santa Clara-Texas Christian football game Saturday af ternoon and the Oregon-St. Mary's game yesterday. Saturday night they were among the large crowd of Ore gon alumni at the annual University of Oregon pre-game football dinner dance at the Mark Hopkins hotel. f Club Members Dance Saturday. If no host appears for the week end. Town Club members take mat ters into their own hands and dance anyway, finding their club rooms a very pleasant place to spend Satur day evenings. This week-end was no exception, as a number of members gathered informally Saturday even ing to dance and talk over the week's goings-on. and to discuss plans for various and sundry holiday affairs, which promise to be gayer t li an usu al this year. Mls Mary Kern Sings at University This time it's a local girl making good. Miss Mary Kem, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. H. D. Kem, appeared yesterday in the annual Christmas concert of the polyphonic chorus at the University of Oregon, where she Is a student. Miss Kem was among the soloists on the program. She has appeared In a large number of musical programs in Medford, and Is known here as one of the most promising young artists. Christmas Party Planned for Circle. Mrs. A. J. Perry will be hostess Thursday afternoon for a luncheon and Christmas party at her home. G04 W. Main street. Her guests will be ladles of the Sunny 81sters cir cle. Luncheon will be served at 1:00 o'clock, and members are requested to bring thetr own service and one half dozen sandwiches. Response to roll-call wilt be with C)iiv"tmas verses. Couple Leave On Northern Trip Mr. a nd Mrs. Robert Norrls are among those recently leaving the city, starting Saturday by motor for Seattle and Wcnatchee. Wash., It be ing both a business and pleasure trip. Mr. and Mrs. Norrls are expected to return in about ten days. Miss Aokley Hostess Tonight Miss Faye Ackley will be hostess this evening to the F. L. club, at her home at 602 West Fourth street. Fisherman Drowns. NEWPORT, Ore., Dec, 9. (AP) Melvln E. Burnett, about 30, Wald port fisherman, drowned In the Alsea river when he fell from his boat. The coroner held his body here today for word from relatives near Twin Falls, Idaho. (Continued prom Page One.) experience of Malone, N. Y.. revenue officers In running down seven small pigs. The stout-hearted officers have been in close pursuit for nearly two years now. The United States marines could have done no more. Yet at last account, the pigs were still far ahead. , The last account was given In a local up-state newspaper Interview with Dan Olllette. a Thayer Corners farmer in the town of Burke. Frank lin county. He marketed the pigs. Mr. Gillette is a Vermont type of farmer who keeps his books on the barn door. In pencil. Thus he knows that, in October. 1933. he sold a 135 pound pig to a friend; again, in May. 1934, a 150-pound pig to the same friend. He says that, along about May. he also took five little pigs to market in Malone. There the packer said they weighed 538 pounds dress ed, and that there was no tax on them as long as he raised them. The revenue officer first came to see Mr. Gillette In August. 1934. Since then Mr. Gillette has been having more trouble with his taxes than J. P. Morgan and Mellon together. The first revenue officer figured It all up and decided no tax was due. But two months later, October, 1934, came another. He figured and figured, advising Mr. Gillette It "will be plenty." When he finished, he said the tax and fine amounted to $44. Including the seven pigs. These figures, the officer sent to Syracuse. Mr. Gillette soon received a letter demanding the tax and fine. Ho appealed to the packer, but the packer had no record. Mr. Gillette concluded that the revenue officer must have Imagined the pigs to be 200 pounds apiece, whereas they were "Just little fellers." Therefore, he re tired Into his shell. A second letter some weeks later hiked the amount to $47, which only goes to show how fast pigs can grow. The letter was followed by another revenuer with "some kind of a war rant." That conference, developed much harsh language, but no pigs or money. Twice again last spring came revenuers, both going over Mr. Gillette's double-door bookkeeping system on the barn. They Just "took down the figures and went away." The second one came back In the middle of May, with an announce ment that the pigs had shrunk. What Mr. Gillette really owed was $24.50. He advised Mt Gillette to submit those figures and Mr. Gillette did, but he has not yet received an an swer. "Along about September," however, Mr. Gillette got a threatenlsg demand that he settle. And last month came another. If you think Mr. Gillette Is fright ened, you do not know Mr. Gillette. This Is his off-season. He has heard about the good meals served In the Franklin county Jail. He knows friends who will bring him cigarettes. Appte Brandy Manufacture New Hood River Industry fmi n n If rH ART EXHIBITION IN PALM BLOCK The Southern Oregon Art asso ciation, at their regular SatuVdar evening meeting, completed arrange ments for the non-Jury, public art exhibit to be held December 10. 17, tR in the Pnlm building, over Brown's (Main street stairway entrance). All artists of southern Oregon may enter five articles each, any medium of art; and all entries must be at the Chamber of Com merce by December 13. where a tax of 5 cents for each picture will b collected to cover cost of hanging and title cards, uniform sized carda to bear title and exhibitor's name may also be filled out by each ex hibitor at the Chamber of Commerce. A reception for exhibitors only will be held Saturday evening J 7:30. December 14. Doors will be open to the public. from 9:00 a.m. until 8:30 p.m.. during the three-day exhibit. 1. At the foot of Mount Hood Orchards of famous Hood River Apples Thousands of boxes annually will be made Into Old Delicious Apple Brandy by the Hood River Distillers, Inc. H. Crenshaw, experienced 2 Well equipped laboratory of Hood River Distillers. Inc. In charge of Mr. J. chemist, for eight years employed by the Federal Government in lesoarch work. 3. Showing "one story" section of the 36 foot all copper still In the modern plant of the Hood River Dis tillers, Inc. 4. One of the huge fermenting and measuring tanks of the Hood River Distillers, Inc. Oharred white oak barrels In the foieground in which Old Delicious Apple Brandy Is aged and shipped. HOOD RIVER, Ore., Dec. 9 "Drink an apple a day," Is the slogan of Oregon's new apple brandy distill ery located here, w.iose product went on the market through Oregon liquor control stores throughout the state just this week. The brandy, known as "Old Delicious" brand, Is distilled from apple Juice and according to E. F. Moody, general manager of Hood River Distillers. Inc.. the plant will require annually the production of 10,000 acres of orchard or approxi mately 468,750 boxes of the typo of apple used to run the plant over a five months period. It la claimed that this new Oregon apple brandy Is of unusually high aunltty and because of the soundness and fine flavor of tho apples used will rate higher In flavor than any apple brandy made In the United Sites. An analysis of the three lead ing brands of apple brandy sold In Oregon Liquor control stores along with the product of the Hood River distillery, shows that Hood River "Old Delicious Apple Brandy contains 130 esters or flavor degrees as compared with 109 for the highest grade. It also shows a much higher degree of ab solute purity. 1 The plant of Hood River Distillers. Inc., Is one of the most modern In the entire country. Consequently, he Is taking a strong position. He says: "They have rode me enough. If they think they can make an honest farmer give them more'n 50 cents on a dollar for what little he made on seven small pigs, they've got another think comin'." The Iandon bandwagon seems to be crowding up before It even gets started. Latest Joiner is supposed to be Ogden Mills, former treasury sec retary to Mr. Hoover. Ho was gener ally recognized here as the smartest man In the Hoover administration. Friends say his loyalty to Mr. Hoover continues, but that he thinks Hoover has no chance to win, and has so informed the former president. Senator Norrls has confided to a Democratic congressional friend that he will support President Roosevelt next year. That is no-news, but Nor rls also Indicated he would support the Democratic president even against his Independent colleague. Senator Borah, who sits at the desk adjoin ing that of Norrls in the senate. At the same time, Norrls regards Borah as a real potential threat to Mr. Roosevelt's re-election. Those who are supposed to know George Peek's mind say the latest departing new dealer will go actively Republican next year If the Republi cans will adopt a satisfactory farm plank. He may try to write It. 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