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PAGE EIGHT MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD. OREGON. SUNDAY. APRIL 28. 1933. MEDFORD Mail Tribune 'Emm w SeutMrn OftgM Rd Hi, Mail Tribuna'' Otll, Vitcpl sxlufdif Puttlutwd w MKDrftKl PWNT1M1 CO. it-if a k fit ,M " iiiihkiii kiihu, wiwr An Inileixnd'm Htmmvtt Cnlerrd M wind alaa " Oricoo. unto Atl ol Mm . tlli; HIM10N IUTU B, Hall In Uulj gn' tat liailr, li monlha -' Dallj, ona montrt Br larrlar in SMfori, AaMaixI. Jajlsonilila, Cantral Point, TboanU. Tajanl. OoW Bill am) oo tflih.ara. nail,. oi rat ! Dally, all montha Dally, M montb e0 All mm. eail' In adianca. Official oaw Official naprl of IM CI1J of aladfiitd. of Jaekfon Count,. MKWBI.H II T1H WUM:iATEO Ktealilnf Kull Ud Wirt Sarilea TU Auntlaltd Pre" la irlut'H aMIUad to ha im tot punlirinno of all nm dlinalelw credited w It otlieralia eredllad In tnia paptr and el to b, loral wa pulilUhwl beraln. All rli.hu Iih piihllratioo of apaela) dlapattbea berelr. ar alsn merged. IIEMBEV HP UNITRI) PKK88 MEMBKH OP A1JIII1 BUKEAO OP CIKL'ULAUIIM Adwlltlrti Kapmanlatliaa M C MWiENSIN COMPANY Offlrai m Nr V-.rk. Cblro. Dclroll. faai Kranrlitt jm Anilf'oa Healllr Portland. MEMBtr, ON Ye Smudge Pot ly Arthur Perry The coming week will Bee May Day, and a number of young ladies have sited their Mawa to wake them early, Without a guarantee they will get up." i At a Kiwanian ovent recently. Jack Thompson picked out a good hat, and la now wearing John Mann's. The atate saloon moved to new quarter, and the hegira wai ac complished ao efficiently, no throat was aa parched as the mid-west drouth area; Fishermen continue- to hie to the river, largely for the fun pf going to the river. Poison Ivy. and hay fever have started, causing victims to aay, "Spring, bah!" Juveniles addicted to playing dart games, aro getting so they can dart before their Daddy catches 'em. H. Corliss of Phoenix was in town the middle of the week, dressed to kill a bass solo. More citizens are honking horns on new autos. and hurrahing for Roose velt. Several auto 1st a turned around In the middle of the block, before they noticed the traffic officer. The bright sunshine brought out the leaves of the trees, and Oalshe Hkia In wash dresses and no socks. Young heivt wave prevailed Prl. Peoria BUI Gates rid himself of a vpeech at the CofO. feast Thurs eve. which Fill Harrison did not think was In him. Horticulturists dilated on the merits and demerits of the 3 S-B In. and 2'i in. pear Mon. before high nabobs from Washington, D. C. The speed Idiots missed each other and all animate and inanimate ob jects last week, tiisnks to good lurk nd a kindly Provldenre. Oolf Is getting the best of bowl ing as a me it na of getting out of brinalng in the wood or mowing the lawn. The O lee turn are getting ready to make the welkin ring In May. with gladsome song, etc., etc. Mustard preens are all the go among the eplrurenns, and In the rural areas they are cooked with hog- Jaws. 1 he mustard green Is not 1 clous like the mux broom, and not liable to be mistaken for dog -fennel aa the latter is for a toadstool. Jno, Neidermeler of the J'ville area towned Sat. He reports the farmers could ure a rain, but everything is coming on fine, nevertheless. The Dub Watson boy U over the mumps, hut still inflated over a new V-VIII. Valley Republicans continue to fain, and are very Impudent to both Old and Young Democrats. Bankers and dairymen met last week, and spoke kindly of the cow and the dollar, and how to get the ' most of the former out of the lat ter. The younger generation have start 4 getting ire cream cones, for being Upright and polite. The government continues to be mis-run on the bank corner. Grocer let have started displaying rhubarb, green onions, red raduhe.' and other garden truck. Nrw I'lunt Impertnr e.M-EM, April 27. (API Frank McKennon of Imbler today was ap pointed chief of the plant division of the state a?i (cultural depaitment to auecfed Charles A. Cole, who has held this offlrn tor many years. UavhtitRinn Pioneer Pae. TTIOHNTON Wh . April 37. (API I. B. Htiirhe. 77, ore of the earliest pioneers cf :-M trvinn, dropped dead at his heme heie Are We Going Broke? SCARCELY a day passes aiome politician in Washington doesn't get up on bis hind legs and declar this country is going broke. With a record-breaking debt, national and local, and with millions still being spJnt, this declaration meets with considerable Hffirniation, and psychologically another nail is driven in the coffin of defeatism and despair. But let's analyze this wail of disaster for a moment. Just hnw near IS this country to the rocks of complete financial collapse! TO determine this fact it is, of course, necessary to consider this country just as one would consider an individual, in a similar predicament. Let it be assumed everyone is saying John Jones is going broke. He is spending money, like a drunken sailor, his debts are increasing, his income declining, he has one foot in a pauper'a grave, the other will soon follow. . To determine the truth or falsity of that statement what do we do! Well we figure what Jones' total debt is; the rate at which it is increasing, we figure the income to set against it, the wealth of the man, and the extent of-his credit. Now when a man's credit is still good, we don't regard his use of that credit, as a sure sign of his immediate bankruptcy. Why should we then-in the case of Uncle Samf , Uncle Sam's credit today is not only good, it is about. four A's excellent. Government bonds are not only still at par, but many of them above. True Uncle Sam is still borrowing money, but no one denies he has the credit to borrow still MORE. . . NOW how about his wealth! Wealth, of course, is compara tive, it is therefore illuminating to compare Uncle Sam's wealth, with other nations, with his contemporaries, with those whose financial conditions are perfectly sound and solvent. John Bull is a good example. Everyone agrees the United Kingdom hs not only balanced its budget', bnt is operating at a profit, and is as far from national bankruptcy as it is from the South Pole. Well let's look at his financial statement. N On a per capita basis which is the only way to figure it, Great Britain's total debt (national and local) is $991, and this country's totnl debt rer capita (national arid local) is only $370. How about the tax burden! The total tax. burden per capita in England is 33 MORE than in the United States. How about wealth! This figure per capita irt England is $2,514; in the United States it is $3,259. How about the relation of national debt to wealth! In Eng land this figure is 37.3; in the United States it is only T.6. How about income! In England the average income is $415, in this country $734. j .... ... 'T'l'lS relation between the financial condition of this country, and countries other than England, is even more startling and more favorable to Uncle Sam. In France, for example, wenlth per capita is only $1653, in Italy $725 and in Japan (they are mtikini; money hands over list in Japan!) $636, compared to $3,25!) here. Now if any private individual could show h financial state ment like that would liis immediate insolvency be predicted? Credit excellent, debt per capita, low; the outlook for better business conditions and therefor? in - i income, at least goodf Obviously not. don't claim the country's financial situation to be per- feet, we don't deny the present rate of expenditures and increase in debt, can't be continued .INDEFINITELY; nor do we question, that the national budget should be balanced as soon as it can be, that is as soon as the relief needs of our people can be DEFINITELY known, but we do maintain that This talk about the country hanging on the precipice of financial collapse, needing only a push to suffer complete bankruptcy is a lot of hooey and does not conform in any way, shape or manner, "WITH THE FACTS. And finally, Walter, it is possible, we merely said POS SIBLE, that you are all wrong in your diagnosis. It is our opinion, for example, that women vote just about as intelligently as men vote and just about as stupidly. As we see it, there is practically no difference between them. In which case of course the entire effort to prohibit straw ballots would be silly, and something less, Walter, than "much ado about NOTHING." Personal Health Service By William Brady, M.D. become a bird-man. That im h U raiting canaries. John la a young widower with two growing boys. He doetn't drink, care for the movies or dance. While he raises canaries, his boys are raising gooples the spelling la home mad and carving in wood. There's more honest fun at their Astoria house than almost any place 1 know. They cannot wait. until evening comes to be together. That sort of close-knit family life has al most gone out In cities. 4 81 j tied letters pertaining to personal ben It h and hygiene not to disease diagnosis or treatment will be answered by Or. Brady If m stamped self -ad dressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink Owtng to the large number of letters received only a few can be answered. No reply can he made to queries not conforming to Instructions. Address Dr. William Brady. 365 CI Cam Inn. Beverly Hills, Cal. MORBID INFORMATION LEAPS TO INHAPPINESS If a child Inherits any social dis ease from Its parents, asks a reader, how will It manifest Itself? In othor words, the reader requests me to send symp- tomi on a p -proval. Want to try them on. and If they ault hts taste he'll them. If syphilis which la latent, cot active for the time being. For the enlightenment of people who may be the victims of vicious gossip, I wish to point out the In significance of any symptoms or signs which purport to Indicate that a child or an adult has syphilis. Only a physician can give a reasonably fair opinion as to the significance of any keeP j such symptoms or signs and his opln- nuw ion requires a check with the blood when him. There have been occasions this cursed column has displayed as sorted symptoms as temptingly as possible with the avowed purpose of catching em young, so to speak, get ting their Interest or attention so we could influence their habits and per haps prevent further loss of health. But from the first, believe It or not. Ol' Doc Brady hna had a conscience, and acccrdingty symptoms have not had much of a p'ay here. By "any social disease" the reader who submits the query means syph ilis. The Is the only "social' disease likely to be "inherited." n truih syphilis is not Inherited, tho too olten it Is congenital that is. present at the birth of the child. It may be stnted emphatically that while we know that syphilis may be transmitted dlr tly from parent to child, there is no around for the com mon nation that this dl.e.iw may b? transmitted "unto the third anrl fourth generation " I am speaking now of the fperiflc disease which we recognize today as syphilis, and not of any consequent or concomitants or this of other serious disease. So a child cannot "inherit" svphllls. Unless the child has syphilis when born, It will not develop any manifes tations of the disease Inter on. The infection of the child by syph ilis Is contact infection, from the mother. Usually the father has the disease, infects the mother, and she In turn transmit the disease to the unborn baby. The spirochetes or cau sative otinnl7.ms of the disease in the mother's blood p:is Into the blood cf the developing child. Formerly It was the belief of physicians th.it In some instances a syphilitic father mlg.it transmit the dlse.ise to his child without infection of the mother, but we know now that this was an error of observation. n. proved by the Was serman blood test which shows that the mo-.her In si.ch Instance has Straw Ballots and the Ladies IT is Hurpriniug that Congwsnian Walter Pierce, the husband of sunh a charming and capable woman as Mrs. Tierce, should low view of women politically. (Or perhaps that's -women in the mass, fall so far short of his realized have such a the reason, ideal.) At any rate, "Our Walter," wants all straw ballots made illegal, because they have an improper and pernicious influence on elections, particularly as far as the ladies are concerned. The ladies, in Walter's judgment, are chronic band-wagon climbers, they neither analyze the issues nor carefully judge the candi dates, but just try, like the inveterate gamblers they are, to pick the winner. Having picked the winner, they disregard every other consideration to be on the winning side So the winner in the straw ballot contest gets the woman vote, which is not as it should be. If Walter has his way, he will prevent the transmission of straw ballots through the U. S. mails, the Literary Digest (and the Medford Mail Tribune) notwithstanding! DIj'T if Walter IS correct in his analysis of feminine political psychology, will such a prohibition help him much! We doubt it. If the women vote CAN be secured, merely bv fouvincinir them a candidate is winner ther r other whs to do tliis, than by sending straw ballots through the post office. There is the radio for c.vample. Theie are hand bills. there are stump speeches, straw ballot bootleggers, and finally and perhaps more important, there is the ingrained disposition of the gentler sex, to laugh at locksmiths, and by fair means or foul, get their own way eventually. If the women WANT to pick a winner before the ballots are counted. Ivlicvc yon me, Walter, they are going to do it. If they can't do it one way, they will do it another. You can put up all the lawn you like, and get .lim Farley to help you; but if this political passion to be on the winning side is what you SAY it is, the gals will get the dope somehow, and just make a monkey out of you. C0 our advice to yon, Walter, is forget it After all with the country in its present mess, there are more important things th. in straw balluts n consider; more important issues to take up the time of congress, which has wasted loo much time already. he'll have still an j teat to make It good enough to go oil. other doctor's: ao the buaybodles and the neighbor name to add to hood gorrlps only betray their malice the long list of when they start whlaperlng thla can doetors wh o dal about any child, couldn't diagnose This disease Is decledly Infectious nis case or neipi through venoreal or through ordinary contact In the first two or three years, but person" with old syphilitic lesions, that Is. of more than three years standing, are no longer a men ace to those who come In ordinary contact with them. Of course the late tertiary Internal lesions are never communicable. QIKSTIONS AND ANSWERS A For Crl Pleate glvo your opinion of the use of vitamin A as ft rcmedv for throw ing off colds. (O. M. H.) Answer There Is some evidence that Insufficient vitamin A In the diet prevent? the development and maintenance of the highest degree of Immunity against respiratory infec tions. TVere Is no evidence that vita min A has any remedial value for such Illness??. The Acne of Youth My father has lor a Ions time been reader and admirer of yours. He supgesteo that I write about am 19. 64 Inches tall, welsh 127. eat plenty of green vegetables and fruits and little greasy food or sweets, walk at least two miles a day rain or shine, stenographer .... can't under stand why I have these disgustlnz pimples and blackheads . . . (L. O.l Answei Most normal, healthy young persons have pimples and blackheads (acne, physicians call Itl. and it may be regarded as a Dhvsl- ologlcal manifestation the skin and glandular growth and development is more rapid than the general develop ment. Send a atamped envelope bear ing your address and mention your trouble, and you will receive Instruc tions. Minnwhllr. there Is no reason why a young person with acne should avoid fat), greasy foods, sweets, pas try. (Copyright 193a John P. Dllie Co.) Comment on the Day's News By FRANK JENKINS THIS big headline meeu the eye: "U. S. Sliver Price Boosted." The dispatch that accompanies ths headline adds: "Secretary Mongenthau said today the treasury would continue to buy silver until It reached Si. 29 an ounce, or until treasury stocks equaled on? third of the total gold." pHE more silver the more money. The more money the more In flation. And the more inflation the harder It will be to buy what you WANT with what you've GOT. Don't forget that. Ed Note: Person, wishing to communicate with Di. Ilrndv sliiuld vim letter direct to Ul William Brady. M. .. 265 V f'nmlnn Hrcrrlt Hills, ral. NEW YORK DAY BY DAY By O. O. Mtlntvre K 1 NEW YORK, April 37. No dazzle Is quite so captivating as one of those smart and intimate restaurants fill ing at the din ner hour. It Is ultra gesturing with the blinds up. Everyone Is out to Impress the other fellow. And there are not many who have not be decked the head lines. How artful the head - waiter's grandiose sweep of the human chaff behind the bosquets of palms! Done so neatly no one ever takes offense. Always somehow at the aus picious moment a sinuously tragic Paula Tanqueray sways down the aisle. And at a front table the In evitable Portia with a long cigar ette holder. There's the taut little croup try ing to appear languid over a mid night sailing. The fellow with a pam pas hair-cut who got in by mistake and thinks he's with a blonde. The booming lAdy aomeone has erron eously told is even more amusing than Mrs. Pat Campbell, The ubiquitous Cholly Knicker bocker never fails to Join someone for coffee and an earful. Porks poise In mld-alr as Kit Cornell adjusts her sliver tox to depart. Perhaps a bon vlvant such aa Col. Cretghtnn Webb stops to chat a moment with a Vanderbllt. New York at Its New York lest. wolfish hunger. The psychology of suggestion, or course. Potato salad in a wooden bowl, a platter of cream cheese. Jars of floating pickles, bright yellow cheese and ellced pink salami attractively displayed will send any u.vspepuc out ravenous. O. yes, and mose stuffed tomatoes garnished wun mayonnaise! The accomplished gourmet usuallv tops a heavy meal hes off on food again r with a cafe parfait. There's always room for this fluffy enter ment creation of Brillat-Savarln. But only a few placea know how to serve It. I think of the Victor Hugo In Los Angeles and the Coloney In New York. Luza. the Harper's Bazaar fashion artist, once Introduced me to proflfleroles as served to the King of Spain when he stopped at the Meur ice. I had eaten many versions of profiterolea but none comparable to these and I made such a pig of my self I've never cared for them aince. ERE'S something new In the world : A couple down In Alameda steal en airplane, supposedly. In order to commit suicide in It. At any rate they had told friends they Intended to fly out over the ocean and end all by diving Into the water. Suicide la crazy at any time, and In such a form it Is crazier than normal. 'HIS dispatch comes from Athens whir-h Is In Greece: 'Two former generals convicted by courts martial of participation In the Venlzellst revolt were executed by a firing squad at dawn today." A good way to commit suicide In Europe la to lead a revolt and LCSK ND here's something both Inter esting and unusual token from financial atntement of one of the large corporations of the country. "Thl company ha an unusuu'. force of. workmen who average te-i years service with the company. Th average age of the employees In the plants la almost 40 years. We have more men working for us who are OVER 50 years than men who ar UNDER 30. High quality can be maintained with such a working force with a minimum of supervisory ex pense." ACCORDING to a lot of crackpots a man' usefulness Is supposed to end when he reaches 40, and af ter that he's Just a lot of waste lying around In the way. Yet here Is one of the nation's great corporations BOASTING that It haa more employees over fiO than un der 30 and asserting that because of this situation It is enabled to keco quality up and cost down. SO, If you're over 40, DON'T DES PAIR. Instead, puff out your chest and go around with the com fortable knowledge that you've final ly lived long enough to have learned how to be of some use to the world M.&s Linnle Hanwom. city treasur er, reilsns to resume old position with county asreisor. Flight 'o Time (Medford and Jackon Cniinly History from the files ol the Mall Tribune of 10 and 2u Years AR- Procurng of new city water sup ply Is called "a damnable plot of tha Medford gang," by local weekly. TU EN TV ttts AliO TOI1AY April :s. una tit Was Wednesday) Allied armies lind on both sides of Dardanel'.e: French torpedo boat hits mine in Adriatic: German and Rus sian forces reuime battle along Pol tfah front. The bi'lmy evenr.s of the las: week hae brought out Joyriders in squads and the attention of the Ju venile authorities has been called to a number of young girl and boys who ensure in tr-e pastime without the knowledge or consent of their parents. Ashland is the Mecca of the'partlcr and the police of that city have taiten steps towards curbing speeding. Warm weather ha caused valley strawben-tes to ripen fast, and they will be ready for market by Saturday. The first auto pirty to cross the Siskiyou this year arrived this morn ing from San Francisco. - Band concert, first of the season will be held In city park tonight. TEN YEARS AGO TODAY April !. (It Waa Tuesday Ex-Secretary of State Hughes In speech hits "at adolescent pinks, whofe youth precludes any considera tion of their mental conclusions." and "border line thinker, who blame tho government for their own failures." Warm on (.'oob Bay MARSHFIELD, April 27. (AP) The thermometer here reached 85 de grees at 1 P.M., the warmest April day in ten years. The temperature was still climbin; and the weather bureau predicted a record of neaily 90 degrees. Ose Mall Tribune wunt ada. Fnelana goes on the gold standard bajls. Mercury goes to 83 degrees, and rain predicted. Labor shortage In the valley, with farm haw's, carpenters and domestics in demand. AN Medford Veterinary HOSPITAL IS yenrs expprli'nt-e In laiRe unit Miuill nnitiml p.-m-tlcr. 225 N. Eiverside. Phone 369 COMPETENT WORKMEN FOR ANY JOB PHONE ONE FOR I KKK KsmlVTKS BIG FiHES I.I MBHH OMIMNV Ill LIIMUJIIIH 111 I ll aHasaasfBaanaHCljadMMuavauniBm , THIS AMAZING! i GOLDEN PLY MAY j SAVE YOUR LIFE p yie SEW Goodricli It la warming to see finished act ors such as Tutllo Carmtnatt get on with a flourish In the movie. He was a leading man for Duse and Bernhardt and can dramattre hand ing hta hat and atick to the butler. A dllletante to the tips of his kid gloved fingers. In contrast to a rather tedious run of Jaw-breaking, bone crushing tough guya, he's as refresh ing as a shower on a parched day. In many ways, too. his rise is a cheer for strugglers up. He began his Hol lywood career without being able to speak a word of English. And has brought a suave gentility to his roles not seen since the John Drew days. But despite New York's cloasy sophistries, no stace character has caught the Manhattan mind In the manner of the ornery jeeter Lestrr in "Tobacco Road." This whimsical and rutttsh .old human tumble-bud has been drawling his vulgarities for more than two years. A an un washed, illiterate and turnip eat ins Peer Gynt of the bark-wood, he has outlived every perfumed pet of the boudoir drama. There's perfect anal ogy in the fact that Bobble Bums' rhymes about a louse will probably live longer than Keats' ode to a Grecian urn. What a columnist Burn would have made, way. The meticulously well-dressed Car mlnatl also revives a theory of mine that a fellow should go on a sartorial binge now and then, even If he has to borrow the wherewithal. He should drop in at a swank haberdashery and let himself go. Shoot the piece for riotous pajamas, luxurious robes, silk sox. shirts, tlea and monogrammed what-nots, it's splureg one rarely resrets. To know such things are around Is dandy for the eco. Every man should have a few extras he never wears but has cached as es pecial treasurers. Just for the feel ol them! 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