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Newspaper Page TextJ PAGE FOUR MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFQRD, OREGON. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 1931 i .i "A I I IL !" a rT'. t -2. Medpord Mail Tribune I Pali, ainl Biinda, IHbllslml by MEDFflllB flllNTlNQ CO. 85-St-S N, 'lr (t. ThoM ' , ROBEKT W. Alitor B. 81'MlTKR SMITH, Hanaier An iDdfixodrnt Nw3p . Rnttrtd u smrnd rlati mil If r tt Bedford, Oron, und Aft of Mirrh 8, l&W. . ., BlUMCRUTlflN KATKB Bj Mill -In Airaftc: . , , lUlty, ith ?unaiy, fur,; ,..T.60 Dally, lh Sundw. month. .,. ,T5 .tally, vltbuot QHtuJay, year. . 8.50 .Pally,, wiiiwut Sunday, momti, ..Oft Kurulay. one yW ' V ? u,0 By I'mirr, In Adnwv Mwlfofii, AiMiuul. Ju-Ljuvlll, Central I'olul, Miwiili, Talent, (lulil Hitl and wi Uiiihay. llallf, IHi Hlintlaj. minrth. I .7.1 Pally, without Sunday, mouth , Itaily, without Sunday, or year 7.00 Daily, witt) Sunday, one year. R.0O t All terms, cali in adtaiicc. (iffirlil paftt of the fliy of Medrord. tril Kill Wl uuni. MKMKk3U Tllft ASSlK'lATKJl I'HKflS lift Hint run ixitu nire nrmre Tt Assoeialni I'tea is tirluofely ml lite J to the oie for ftuMkaUun of ill nel dlpalrltn rirdJl'd tJ it or olheiwU rrftllo-d Lit (lib pajwr, and aim to tlte loeal ot publldted herrin, All riftiU for (rtjldiraiiua U atrial dispalcbei bffrln ire.aUo reined. " JIKMHER Op AI'lilT KI'KKAU , OF riRt:CI.ATluNS AilTMIhliBJ KirranttatltM M. C. MttfiKMHCN CWMMNT Orftws in Ne Yurk. I'liiraso, betriilt, San Francisco, J Aiij.lt,, H.atll., ruclland. g Ye Smudge Pot (By Arthur Ptiry) It tones -Hi 'he norvoim iyitcm to nee n Iliryear-old girl riding a bicycle with, her haby brother on lh handlebars, and .cutting Cor nell like a goldfhdi. In the noon rutsh of fidgeting .4 tin.- . .. A hill ln1efore the legltdat uro tn regulate tin length of freight traliiH, A freight train Hhould be no longer than ,-nn nuln freight truck with four-trailer. The Prince of Wulen crooned to the American girl ho danced with n boa rd a battleship In the Canal Zone. Homehow, the idea prevail that Ills IlinhneKS croonM about liko he rides n hoie. The pcpubllcanH .of -Oreg-on aro KoinK to bury the hatchet miuaro in the back of cacli olheiH' neckH. Wan tod i-ivo newspaperman, expoi'Iepccd. Good pny. Short hetiiH. No Jouiniilist need apply. AddreHH y-U0V-( American -Publisher U'nntad). A hack-hunded slap .at what the Journallm calls the litemry ctilt. . The.vlly Is a trifle behind tho rent of the Htale with bJoomliiK vlolfitH,, panHicH.v dot , fennel- und ilMndeJioji,.:bu, a,citien showed up ycHterday beneath a straw hat. ' Miss .Ky Sparrow hns recovered fiom-ft Jljrbt,auack of the, pip, but iMtill too weak to .-.trust herself on a Hid)). .Mho Jh a Delta , (,'hlckfi, C'hirpa girl. Tt now appears that the $4,G00, 000 piiwor construcilon project is In direct .conflict with tho sncred Joseph notions, an upheld by the governor.., und tho horde of Port land lawyers, The circulation of S4. C00, 000 would perk up business, increase the buying power, enable tho masses to pny something be nldes their respects, .and aid the buicber, baker, cnndlcHilrk maker, undertaker, ohuroh colJoctlonM, and the ruminlsts. J lid Aed of Atfor wag in lown Monday. .tKlskiyou News.) Ah, there, Knthev Tlmei .. . If the picnics scheduled for Bun dny1 fail to' brltiR , rain, your corr. will aee what he can do, In produc Intf '.mollstiuro for the depressed, oppressed, suppressed fanners. If we bring about fi downpour of sub stantial proportions, lusting fo.ur days', we do not wnt tb sorfH of tho soil to report thut the water ran off -.without sinking in. .and tho rstetfmod woathermnn, , who is not doing hi work very well, tn claim, to 'report, thnt while the pi'ecipllatlon was welcome, It only amounted trt of ',i of or .00000ooui)00(ooooo03 of an inch. "Mm. Casey, who brpko an nxto while driving to (looscbcrry Hill, In ahlo to do her housework" t I'uislcy Kotea.) Hotnethlng dif ferential In the Way of mlscues. This week It is Uncoln'H ldrtb da.', Tuesday, and Valenllne'H day, on Saturday .t (Hromerton, Wash-. HPurchltuht. CIuchh again. DnlHy Dt'Hoo, ox-HrciMMary of OlJint.llow, .tho cint'ittn tonilH)y. In In tho .jiMl'hotiKo: fin- IK innnthH. Thty.lillPROrt ti)tn.)Hty riMoi'tH llmr "hn will Kuffrr int. r- thun DnlHy." Thin Is Juhi an It Hhlllllil 111', but g ynu'run'i tlfprnrt upim It..' 1 "M O N K Y C U H H K VVll)i: - KI'llKAU" (l'oit Oiford Trlliinip). We don't Hive -u- daiiK -how. pro. faiudy vltuimratlv... lilaMphi'iuaUH 'amlj vUo HpotldHllckH Mt'tH.- . , now (vimio vor so? ': (I'rPMl IIUlWU'll) , f'l.i:vi:i,AND, i).. ivi. 10. V () llwy lwl.-. l. whn " has lpi'n rIvmi in niitomn. ttlU-H )y liti parcnH mid rt'la- V illwi, pli'adpxr milltv In f. ili-iii I cotlrt hffp' tndny to a chat'Ka nf autnriiAlillP MtoallnK. An Ohio Hluyor condemned to hanij, rofiini'il in tide to tliu mate penitentiary In an nuto HtaKi'. and IiIh uttorney Becured a writ of some kind lo compel the rlierKf to lake him to the deuth rill on a train. Thero la no explalnlnu urh eon Irarioeaui. except that, the proponed vletim of n harli.-irniirt eutom of .tio.-ealled clvllziillnn wanted lo lie HtralKht ulul unkinked, fur the lianKinK- ,1'ortluud koue iltivur Ttuf flc uiwioliitli.il to Iml'l nii 'tnir. lu re 'M dlwiiBHion Willi' i hlppeis ir lniithwrf;t or I I'll Ikntlntt peat oiluaiiou. Editorial Correspondence I'lIOHNIX, Arizona;- Fvr. !l rf-Jliis liold-jip hrisiness js t?(. ins; to hi! u juke. Today . in liroiid day linlit a . conplo of thills held up the Or Ileum Uic utrt', a inovie lionse, and j;ol away with $1000. Tho I'hofriix police as iismil j.'Ot linsy altotil two lionts later and there hpvr been no arrests to date. I'liot1 nix has n eity iiiiinnurer, also :i mayor, , mill the poliee wear snnppy white hats and will pressed khaki suits. Doun town a policeman is harder to find than a fur overeyat, and when one does find one he il usually kiildinv, "nne local ('lara How, or (.'ossipinn with the boys in a nen-liy pool hall. We would smiles' the eity m.in ajjer fire the police and i"i.'U).'e ii new set entirely, then per haps to make tli - job .ompl"te, the mayor could iire tlie cily manat.'er. I'liotnix needs, a :dean-up. Vt's, (iovernor (ioore W."l'. Hunt is (plile a card. The (ren ial governor of California in vited him to attend a bi-state meet ill! in J'.l Centro but the novcrnor declined sayini; that he couldn't leave Phoenix while the legislature was in session. Nothinn daunted (Iov ernor Iiolph flew to Kl Centro ami decided to eoiilinue his lliiihl to I'boenix and jrreel his exee)euey on his home grounds, (iovernor Hunt, who couldn't isn to Kl Centro however, could and ilid go to- Ajjiin Caliente, so the jovi'inor id' t.'alifornia iostpncd bis visit until Ari zona's chief executive could re turn from his "rest cure." Veutcrdny tho Governor of Ari zona met the Governor of Califor nia at tho Ailams hotel. The lat ter blooming us usual with his pink cheeks, white collai.' bultonairo, and hearty hundeluHp, the former a trifle seedy after his long motor trip, about an brotid as he Is long, grumpy, not inclined to fall over himself tor the Governor of Cali fornia. or anyone olse. An Interest ing, couiruhluH they shook hand unci the movlo .utiineruH ' clicked. Kolim.tho topical nlml hundor, 4ev, nonnuir, suuvo, ingniiiuuug, ueciu- edly a JiKin of the world; iluiK, getting old, il bit worried ubouf. his, health, uml more w'orrled nbout the "demanded leglslatura," looking-for at! . the- world liko a Klunt horned toud, just brought in from the ddserl, and dieted up for tho occasion In a , suit of clothes a trille lurge for him. The ttttium phei'o was u trifle Htrulned for such an auspicious occuslon. 1 Unruly Governor Hunt told Governor Holph ho once Hiiggested thnt -Ari zona join California In a common eflort for development, hut ho wuh told to go way back und sit down for Ills pain. . Nothing wuh said publicly about Moulder dam, but everyone knows Arizona hates Cull lointa for tho way tho Inttor stutc has gobbled up tho cream from that pun of milk (Or so Arizona claims) ond Governor Hunt, what; ever his shortcomings, Is repre Hoututlvo of Arl.uuiL and 100 per cunt lp his devotion to his state! Hut wuh tho lrroprer;Hiblo lim U(ilih daunted by the reception or rundeied uueusy by the smull crowd of IMioeniclmtH thai Kreeted him? Not that uuyono could notice! lie had never heard ut such n minim ilei'H(umllnn hetween the two great Htates, sister constellut tons in tho fnlaxy of the I'ucltic lirmumenl, could not comprehend any suggCKt ion of Governor limit h ever helug spurned by the Htute of California or anyone else. I lo had made tho flight especially to shake the good' Governor Hunt by the hand, ex press for him his high est com and filendshlp und extend to the up standing intelligent uud God four ill ft citizens of Arizona, the beat wishes and warmest felicitations from the men, women ud children ,ot the a re ut' Htutti .of. Cal-ee-l'or- tieeah! i And Governor Itolph uot the crywd ttueh us It wuh tho only member of the iu option commit tee, however, who seemed to en joy himself was that greal son of MUTT AND JEFF IMUTT.TXG OlOOf WM 1 TjuU" VoTITF AIN'T G0IM&TO 7" ft! SOU SrV THt PRVWeW I..M OFF(CGR,TrK LlTTLfc lT'S LlFft 8 AT TtA BOTTCNA.' I A Vttl. 1 STOeOG. JUG Fofi J S AT 1 I WHCN ARC FWBY ,1 iTHvS 6UtI 'M THCfte UMT.C H . B . -J . TWAT HKi i I I NOO!.. JJr- I rL ,., I GoDMOTMCRS , l Ua4CIN6I TCLLS Trie j-1 , iil P Sifi S Arizona and friend of the prolet ariat C'oraolliiB Vanderhilt! Dut liore WUBino. evldencs that "Jim'' "not" (Itivornor (leorue ' Vv. P. Hunt not. oil your -IUu!-A- grnat uild card Is (ieorse! Bpeaklng of gieut 'old men. CoiniUey of Jhe White Sfix, tho old Human or buycball, 1h stoppinK hero en route for spring training at Kan Antonio. He, like Governor Hunt, 1b getting along and doesn't either look or ubey nay) feel well. Like CoruoliitH Y'audnrbilt, ho ro I' us on to talk to newspaper . men, in fact no one who visits Arizona seems to luiicy talking to the, press. J. Jlum Lewis lias Kono to -a Hiniiturium near Tucson to escape! reiJoflCui'H and celebrity biuil'TH, und wo arc told John Galsworthy,; I the famous KiuiHkIi u u t it o r, has done tne same iiting. Cor.Hli, we would liko to Interview holli of thoBo men GalHWorthy particularly. Governor Hunt's disposition was not improved any today when tho legislature failed to pass his forc ed contract road hill. The gov ernor sent n special message de claring the measure had to pass to relieve unemployment und this was tho lcRialature'H answer. Saw the governor after (he noon recess as ho h topped ftito his cur, and he looked an tho he could easily have billon two ten penny nulls in two. His resemblance to an angry bull frog, was more pronounced than ever. .Mllio Lunahan, the "aeons ticon" speaker of the . houso- wuh uIho mad either ut tho failure -of the bill or something elso for the way he smashed his desk with his gavel ut the morning session und shut off remarks was a caution. Wo met him afterward and can't say his greeting was ertusive however, ho didn't bean us with his gavel, or say anything directly In sulting. Very ntcrcHtiug this lp:jisla lure ,of Arizona a real horny; haiiihwl, hard billon bunch of men 1 --strong, forceful, competent types ' not a while collared "city feller" I among them. Mike is a typo jiiMt us Governor Hunt is u type men who have done Ihoir hard jobs on (be plains us boyH and young num. (simple, self reliant, uupuliHbud, (oiikIi and rough but with a lot of common horse sense, and a lot' of power native pqwer rin both of them. n. a. , . : TJtAlN;iXfi AXGKtt Jly-.AIIw .iirNni.,sroalc. jApKor.J.s.an insiinotivo tibpe to inici'feronce. " A' "baby bec'u'ines enraged if -its movements ure hampered by tight coverings. M n ny r. grown-up iihrowH down, wruthtully the too thnt won't work. That the cause of interference 1h on inanimate object mukeH.no difference. If', we respond Instinctively-with auger towards Inanimate objects, how much more readily we do ho when the Interference iconics, from u person who moves purposefully against us. - ; It is perhaps poswibla to tniln a child never to express anger at anything or anybody, but In ao doing we would deprive . him of a drive In personality essentia 1 for overcoming obstacles and obtain ing n .wholesome 'equilibrium in social relations. Certainly we do not wish to so train a child that he will fait to demand lit rights, or give up his put-pones as soon us ho meets op position. AngM properly trained, may be a highly constructive -force In the life of un individual. Hubtimatod and directed forms of- anger have been Instrumental In effecting many social reforms. ; In training n child, wo should help htm to control such anger as Is merely, n .futile venting of pas sion hut. encout-uge him to fight for his rights on the playground or In school. Nor should we try to suppress his anger when It Is directed to wards ourselves, if our treatment of him has been at fault. As he grows older the same en ergy he used In childhood battles will be poured Into' fighting obsta cles In the path of his mieeen, or In allying himself with tho causes of broader noelul Justice. Ask Venue CI mint c POUThANI), Ore., Feb. 11!. -(P) A decision will be given Monday on the defense motion tor a change of venue to Marlon county in the damage ease brought by Andrew Snyder against .the U .liimcHe Valley (.Mortgage , & Loan company and Hi officers, Tho hearing on the motion was contin ued yomerday, The Plotters Get Thicker Than The Plot MAIL TRIBUNE ' DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE AT it OK I. Gup In if C Tiihii In Oltlo - . Slllrhe is, He fining run trndlctlnriK IS. J.jinfciit ttt tile KrutvMi 18, J'crslitii juiet I J, MHhI (aa- leiiera 19. Ascend H, Ituil.U ( lunmr SI. J' it 1 1 Si. Venerute SS. Try Si. Iiunlili nmiify of uctMiuai 53. Preimrt fur publication 3 .V J)i-ul out Iiarlnly H.'MKht turlely of a cabtr 3S. clou tiy 41. Orb'iitui ililp rn plain 43. Mcoffed 4i. Jllittlrn 47. City In Xrvada 4i, Mother of Peer Jynt 49. i'urtafcer bt, Kxpluslie df tIch C, Pfrslan fnlry it. IMjiiil (if Ilia Illy family Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle E3A biEllPiOH Ul Ell LJ AjtJLiamETNloJrJ P fiEiSJI SElSflNJ0 VlElyT V ajmbc e iac; SebS f oip rrftlskiMie tW Wge PlAiR E rUmIaIlMNiO UEi ALL OlDTl ll7LMlSEVTTD EiN" t TlA! S S 1 MElR QlD E USlfpIP upnuK f the -ulha. tree 'I'finiird tUe ilifllrM tift tine niiu ride Jtox r-owerful tx' plosive j-tirnicr ralen 110 ws Potitlt'i onl. ' ins I 1'lui'ky 12 13 .it s vmi, 7 s mm ttut Ml : ml & . . 4 SO ;tM 21 22 ' g ill!iifi 25 24. 27 -0 21 M 30. 31 32 333 r34 ?gj3S JiiiS .J. !!2i 42 ' 143 44 -'.'A.4S 4b 4 S3 SI s, , ;. 42; S3 54 TT - - IST"7- " ST' If ST- Whs Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. D. filgncd Iftter pfrlainlnc torprh;onit lieilth, and hygiene, ixt lo dl.wf, dfagnosli or treatmrtt will Ik anrtrd liy Pr. Bfady if a.rtampl stir aildrKn emrlipf ii enrhnifd.' Lellrrt shwtild 6r hrkf aixl r,(trt In int. Onlnz to (tie nrze itumber if Irllm received niily a few ran lw answered hne. Ni reply can be made to .queries, mil cinorniint to trutrucUom. Address Pr. William Bindy in care f Tlie Mall TrlltUne. SCIATIC It II FU'MATtZ, Here Is a report from, the .banks of the Wabash, or maybe It's'.jhe Missourli far awny. ' "' - - ' Dear .Doctor Uradyr"' ( ' Several months ago I was suffering f r o m ' sciatic ; rheuma tism, -and getting n o. t h I n g more definitu ; from two, physici a n s than a guess that my. tonsils' might h e ,t h e cause of my trouble ... Permit the con ductor to interrupt the correspon dent long enough to say that the Very ooncopt of "sciatic rheuma lism.V'is &n Indefinite gue.su. If one ha sciatic neuritis, that's a defin ite and painful affliction. If one has "rheumatism," Heaven .only knows what's the matter. Itut une simply can't have "sciatic rheuma tism," because there Is no such malady. Whatever the patient had, the two physicians wore '.at. least honest In their opinion they could not assure the patient that (he trouble came from septic, focus in the tonsils. No honest doctor could do so. They gave him their opinion, and the patient should have accepted It and followed the advice they based on It. else It was silly of him to consult the two physicians at all. ... a guess that my tonsils . might be the causa of my trouble, and their deprecation of the diathermy method of . tonsil removal, I appealed to you to name a doctor in who used this meth od. - . . Another brief Interruption, please, to point out the ineptitude or poor Judgment of the two phy sicians in deprecating a method which is now universally accepted by . the best physician, especially for handicapped patients who are hud risks for the old-fashioned surgical . tonsillectomy. Surely ' If those two practitioners were famil iar with the modern method, as If. UntltriUndi 14. Vn doled in. Weary ti. Jtodcnt ' 44. Tropical frnlt t' Jinmyt tt, Irelund i7. Weathtrrotk tv, ortitr 4(iui tit; ;:(). Metbnd of act luti 41. AiMk trial of liollno euflilf. farm a;. Kiiiti of dor t 3!t. Amuses tw a enft ut tinnirpr ID. fie moll id U. lVninl raff II. Tliruwu Into ecntniy 4 f. Pa t of wood Join It IK. .Mineral springs if. (iprn coort Nuililrn kironit ntnst St. Mcnnrril i. Anilereu anf inol ii. iirgons of tieariuir t,H, Flowed r.-t. a mi i French S. Aslatlr iihIIt 4. l-nrmal iru l'etfj(rtl t. Rmllnr of (he paitt. ifiike , C. Mae. en n tilrh u iiody re volie J. Snuv room K. MUlV tt. Hrnllt?r1 in. KtuiHliiiatltin nuirbier II. Cnraliuil point Mil? THAT'S TWO BAD. every good (lector should be, whe ther he uses it himself or not, they could 'nne have deprecated it when the patient asked nbout It. ' . You recommended Dr. of. . , nGi having' first determined that niy.ton-' alls were . infected, removed ; them. . Klvo treatments were necessary. I feel sure that a good share of the discomfort 1 felt after the treatments was ' due to the fact that 1 ate all my regular meals, even immediately- following treatments. This was no doubt severe on a throat just operated on. And now the tonsils are all gone, but nothing oIho with them, except the old rhetima li'A, w h ieh d isa ppeared almost entirely after the first treat ment. So, believe me, I am very grateful to you, Doctor llrady. Yours sincerely, Such a letter more than counter balances the attacks some of our medical editors and old timers In the throat and noso field have mmle . upon me for my "promo tion" of the diathermy method of to nsi I re mo va I . i don't wa u t lo crow, but it is worthy of notico that the old guard no longer utters j any such squawks about this new tfangled method they've been (shamed into silence by the alarm ingly growing army of people who have been successfully treated by the 'diathermy (electro-eoagulntton electro-desiccation) method. 1 call attention particularly to the correspondent's assertion that his "rhcuimitiz" disappeared al most - completely after the first diathermy treatment. There Is both a warning and a promise im plied in lhat. People with nny such focal infection cannot expect to. be cured in one sitting; hut nevertheless many are so cured In one fitting perhaps when the septic focus happens to bp de stroyed or the infected area of tonsil sterilized by the very first npplieation of diathermy. QIT-STIOXK A-1) AXSWEHS , - Sore -m Ll j. . . odvlce about a little sore on rny Hit. I have lo cut my inustache in order to treat If. ' It litis ' tee'n coming for six mouths or more. There Is no pain, sometimes ft little sting or Itch . '. 1 think It's what we ued to call a roe cancer. Can you toll tne atiiiit to do for it? Kl. K. 1'.) .Answer. If it Is cancer delay Is dani?erous. C-ray treatment alone or .Vray with surgical incision, is the best treatment. Such a sore may be a rinKWorm Infection such as barber's itch. Ak'ain It may be the primary soro (chancre) of syphilis. Of course it may be Home liirlliiK condition lhat pcraists be cause of Improper treatment. Play safe and have medicul care at once. Kat Wlitut Jicm Teh K. If his bushel of wheat is nol all none to try this: Cirlnd some wheat in your col'feo mill, and st'lr It Into a cup of milk Just before the milk comes to a boil, till the cruel bcKins to thicken. This makes a moat appetizing breakfast dish. Or try this: Iloil a cupful of unRrounu wheat till it crncks open and nearly nil 'the water is cooked out of tho pan. This, too, is miKhly good eating. i:ithcr way is cheaper than oat meal .or other socalled breakfast foods, and the wheat requires, less sugar. (!'. K. O.) Answer. Thank you. There nre many ways in which an Intelligent household can use n bushel of wheat, the plain undoctored kind liny furmer will sell. It makes a wholesome and rather beneficial thlnw to chew in the raw when one hankers for somethlnK to nibble. . . Tlie. Corrective, l-rotectlve . . . Kogimeti I have read your talks for many years, partly for instruction In health matters and partly for the humor. Home time aco you gave a protective, coixectivc diet. It was enough for a man to saw woou on; don't see how any one with chair or head job could get away with It . . . F. 12. D.) . , Answer. The diet as I gave it here (any reader who wishes the instructions may send n stamped envelope bearing bis address and ask for the Corrective, -Protective Uegimen) yields approximately ll.-iou calories barely sufficient for the average .sqdentary worker. Any jtuy who attempw to suw wood,, dig ditches or hike six miles or. more u day on this diet is going to go gaunt and haggard. For such activity from 3000 to 4000 calories per day. must he stoked and burn ed in order to maintain an adult at average normal weight and condi tion. For most adults who are inclined to lay on superfluous flesh after 30. the Corrective Protective Uegimen Is a nafe and snno reduc tion diet. Sundown STonjre un;iKRKN"r - cqijOrs ; T "VfiytMary ffmhittti Jtoni.ei The 'tJttlc -TiUck "G7 o c p had turned the time back to a warm mimmcr day. - He ted the children. j to the most colorful spot they nan ever visited. There were many lit tle hoys and girls there a n d they sat around a big. table on a porch, p a f n ted in all aborts of coloiv. T h e children w fs re painting with boxes of paint und punt brushes, s o m e t 1 m oh painting pictures on pa per and h o m e tinies adding a new color to the porch. . many "You can .do Just, .-as you; like here,". the Kittle IMack ;Clack"aVd'. ''This i. special pture to rh?h I have brought you and no one -Is going to stop you from painting anything you wish." It seemed unusual and Jolly to I he able' to puint anything around you. And t he n all th e c h i I d re n began talking about their favor ite color.. "I like blue best,' eggy Raid. 'I like red -beat." John tiald. "I like yellow best." another said. "I like orange best," said an other. "I like green best,' an other announced. The Little .Itlack Clock had left them here and after. he had come . back he ;kcd them, on lheir.wav home, what color had been voted the favorite "Wo couldn't decide on any col or -after we had talked for awhile." Peggy wild. "For Instance, when I said I liked blue best some of the other's !nid we wouldn't like to on the i I Quill Points It seemn to be n rule: The softe: the hand, the harder the eyes. . . . t .' Doubtless they call It ground for divorce because. U'j lirt. - Another thinK the niodern can learn from his conscience Is tho habit of keeplnis hla mouth nhut. r.ohln Hood tool; It from one crowfl and gnve it to another. o our yntem. of uovernmcnt isn't unique; ' The prodisal Son nte husks with the .swine. KOTthi l.'-n't the .first cIvlliKation to feed stock and leave rnc-n hungry. Ajiolher ibjeoiion to the col lege football movie Is tlint your feet aren't cold enough to make Jt .realistic. For that .mutter, ihcr'-" alwny wan pol.Hon in Dempsey's left. Ameri&ins love Will Rogers tic caue he Is Ju.-d lllie they were be fore they decided to keep up with the .lones. . .- . t Tho good have one advantage. They needn't lie awake thinking up way.- to keep out of the papers, , Americanism: A universal con viction that the other fellow U to blame If he doesn't ,ave 'himself when you honk a warning. vow !( Bomebody will invent a . cigarette that will say lionehead" Uvhen you don't i-eally want another t.nioke. When Vu .-ay Americans are more modern than Europeans, that just means they have .more nuis ances in the house. Spoiled child: A perfect child handicapped by pa renin who Jiave le.j sense than jt has. Hani times make life more simple for the doctor. It Ish't orili -while to keep books. About all the new cars .need Is a "windshield that will -make the pedestrian, in front . .nesemblo- a cow. ,t Fame: ficing bothered hy . peo ple who wouldn't give you air in a jug -if your name wasn't in the papers. "Arkansas drought sufferers fed from copper still.'". So are the city drouuht sufferer. . "Tho mnn 'who raises anything is doomed to poverty," wiys a corn -belt congressman. '-Thi. i.-m't trim of the demagogue "and - what he r.ii-:ef. -; ' ' Corect IhU sentence: ."Yes, he gave me three letters to mail for her," naid the neighbor, "but I ctitint read the addrp..se?. Lit PORTLAND, Ore., Fob". p.-y?l Claude K. Ingatls, editor of the' CurvallU Oazc-Pte-Ttime.s. w'.ll he the principal speaker tonight at the annual -banquet Jield here to pay ' tribute to the memory of Abraham Lincoln. The event Is sponsored by the Multnomah coun ty republican central committee. Other apealteirt Include Mrs. Charie . Carver, Jr.. Judge J. P. KuvannitKh.iMeDannell l'.rown and Robert (I ray son. hare blue trees or blue hughes or blue grasa, " "And when John saUl he liked red hest I thought that It was lovely to have flaming trees in the fall, but that it was nice to . have green tree In the spring. At last we decided it was all right to have all the colors we have.'! "Well," the Little Itlack Clock wiid. "I'm glad to hear you all decided that, but you know I was very proud of ,-ome of the pictures you painted. And the children were proud of the prai-p wf the Little Ulack I'locki They had to hurry home now. They all had plan for the next day. Tomorrow" Valentines. By BUD FISHER iT'S LlFft " , IsfeMTCwceiJ . . -- . - J 9 UtfV "How'uhall we .w Japan.' . asks Puff, "by moto, plane or bus?" " - - Let's go the way In w'hlch thero k is a minimum of fuss." PayH-fJnnny; "If by fuss you hifan that we might disagree We'd squabble any way we'd go, as far as I can see." 1 j . " Brisbane Today (Continued from Page 6ne) published in Tolclo,- Ohio, thnt Toledo" "staiifls" first, in . crime perccntasre, accordins; tv thj record, with 2.'U!,1 crimes foV oa ih 10.001) population ntraiiijjt Chieajso!, G4.1 for each 10,00ft Mis. Eleanor Pattefsoii, htlitor bt llcurut'B Washington Herald, clo' cirted to interview Dr. Kinsitclri, cUmhfltt.lhe iocUh on Samuel Atn- t tcimyer'H l'ulni ftpringH entale'' in " Culll'iiriila ami l'ouiul ,l)r. .UlUHleln takint; a sun bath nidi a handker chief over his head. : : il- She climbed down apain -without an interview .-'wonderinK -what a rcRttlar determined: go-nettej- she reporter would do under the cir cumstances." I'nder such circumstances, Nell Hly, best American woman report er with .the possible exception of Dorothy . Dix, would have Rot n blanket, put it over Dr. Kinstein and got the interview, if necessary sitting on the blanket and Kinstein to keep. him from getting away. Mrs. Patterson is a first class reporter. Her account of (.'hurley Chaplin's first night, with DrV -Kill-stein shedding big scientific-tears, and Mrs. lOinstein saying "ach weh" should be read by all young rc porlert, : . rnlortnnate)y Mrs. Patterson has more than a million dollar income, thanks lo her -grandfather, Joseph Medill, who foimded tiie Chicago Trjbune, so she won't do tlie fine things that he mlgiil rto.;vKcnsuti cecd, in spite of wealth, the-'worst of all handicaps. V .::-'.'.' ". , When a lion goes hunting, jackals follow. When he lias eaten his fill they eat Crime .develops the jackals.' When a killer had finished his man and left him lying dead in an alley, in. the rear of 637 South State street here, two young men, 20 and 22 years old, following the murderer, at a distance, stWpped the. corpse of its .clothing as their share. Detective Harold 1Fogarty got them and tlie clothing, including tbe shoes. A, photograph shows one nf tlii youths' laughing as the cloth- lug is Jieut ufiiore mm.. - ;M r' i'i ,Ono outiro . twelve pago section of. ,, today's Chicago American carf rtes a single . advertisement by "The Kalr." Department store,' , A similar advertisement pillilisll ed iti the Chicago Amerktin a woeK ago in oducod. such results. that thB Advertlsenient is repeated -today. "' "The Fair" realizes that It Is Jid't wise to whisper in a great crowd of reu'ders, when you can afford to i.hout. Such, Siivertisiiig clear shelves of goods employs many in lite sel ling Jirovifles work for many more, reducing, goods to refill emptied shelves. . . The Fair, like, big stores Jn other cities, has branches in .different parts of the city, giving tlie ad vertiser the' full value of newspaper ciicuhition. Major Namm, owner of a Brooklyn store, recently ad vertised on the same big scale in' the New York livening Journal. If you have the right goods, at . right values, and courage lo advertise aggressively, you can sell ,tho good. .. . . "loung" Senator l.a Folletto, who has his father's seat, also possesses his father's ability to say things in a striking fashion. Commenting on conditions hampering the farmers' right to borrow from the $4ft,(HHi.. 000 seed and fertilizer fund anil ridiculing the threat to send farm ers to jail, Keualor La Follelte said, "If I were a farmer, I should bu Inclined to. violate the law and go to jail, fur in Arkausas tbey are giving the prisoners better food lu jail than the lted Cross is giving the farmers." ... fi- Spnijr Unn Itctuly. i It .has .been estimated, .miy Na ture Maxaidno, theL loss In this country due to attacks of the ;prinff griun npniK ror .one year was 12 to K. million dollars. Pince. thero are nbout S.dn to lO.nan different kinds or specie. of plant-hcc or aph!d In Ihe world, one" win read ily see that with their rapid rats of reproduction there Is great po sM'Hity for dainaKP. . i