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B. 81'MlTKR SMITH, Hanaier
An iDdfixodrnt Nw3p .
Rnttrtd u smrnd rlati mil If r tt Bedford,
Oron, und Aft of Mirrh 8, l&W.
. ., BlUMCRUTlflN KATKB
Bj Mill -In Airaftc: . , ,
lUlty, ith ?unaiy, fur,; ,..T.60
Dally, lh Sundw. month. .,. ,T5
.tally, vltbuot QHtuJay, year. . 8.50
.Pally,, wiiiwut Sunday, momti, ..Oft
Kurulay. one yW ' V ? u,0
By I'mirr, In Adnwv Mwlfofii, AiMiuul.
Ju-Ljuvlll, Central I'olul, Miwiili, Talent, (lulil
Hitl and wi Uiiihay.
llallf, IHi Hlintlaj. minrth. I .7.1
Pally, without Sunday, mouth ,
Itaily, without Sunday, or year 7.00
Daily, witt) Sunday, one year. R.0O
t All terms, cali in adtaiicc.
(iffirlil paftt of the fliy of Medrord.
tril Kill Wl uuni.
MKMKk3U Tllft ASSlK'lATKJl I'HKflS
lift Hint run ixitu nire nrmre
Tt Assoeialni I'tea is tirluofely ml lite J to
the oie for ftuMkaUun of ill nel dlpalrltn
rirdJl'd tJ it or olheiwU rrftllo-d Lit (lib pajwr,
and aim to tlte loeal ot publldted herrin,
All riftiU for (rtjldiraiiua U atrial dispalcbei
bffrln ire.aUo reined.
" JIKMHER Op AI'lilT KI'KKAU
, OF riRt:CI.ATluNS
AilTMIhliBJ KirranttatltM
M. C. MttfiKMHCN CWMMNT
Orftws in Ne Yurk. I'liiraso, betriilt, San
Francisco, J Aiij.lt,, H.atll., ruclland.
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Ye Smudge Pot
(By Arthur Ptiry)
It tones -Hi 'he norvoim iyitcm
to nee n Iliryear-old girl riding a
bicycle with, her haby brother on
lh handlebars, and .cutting Cor
nell like a goldfhdi. In the noon
rutsh of fidgeting .4 tin.- . ..
A hill ln1efore the legltdat uro tn
regulate tin length of freight
traliiH, A freight train Hhould be
no longer than ,-nn nuln freight
truck with four-trailer.
The Prince of Wulen crooned to
the American girl ho danced with
n boa rd a battleship In the Canal
Zone. Homehow, the idea prevail
that Ills IlinhneKS croonM about
liko he rides n hoie.
The pcpubllcanH .of -Oreg-on aro
KoinK to bury the hatchet miuaro
in the back of cacli olheiH' neckH.
Wan tod i-ivo newspaperman,
expoi'Iepccd. Good pny. Short
hetiiH. No Jouiniilist need apply.
AddreHH y-U0V-( American -Publisher
U'nntad). A hack-hunded
slap .at what the Journallm calls
the litemry ctilt.
. The.vlly Is a trifle behind tho
rent of the Htale with bJoomliiK
vlolfitH,, panHicH.v dot , fennel- und
ilMndeJioji,.:bu, a,citien showed up
ycHterday beneath a straw hat.
' Miss .Ky Sparrow hns recovered
fiom-ft Jljrbt,auack of the, pip, but
iMtill too weak to .-.trust herself
on a Hid)). .Mho Jh a Delta , (,'hlckfi,
C'hirpa girl.
Tt now appears that the $4,G00,
000 piiwor construcilon project is
In direct .conflict with tho sncred
Joseph notions, an upheld by the
governor.., und tho horde of Port
land lawyers, The circulation of
S4. C00, 000 would perk up business,
increase the buying power, enable
tho masses to pny something be
nldes their respects, .and aid the
buicber, baker, cnndlcHilrk maker,
undertaker, ohuroh colJoctlonM, and
the ruminlsts.
J lid Aed of Atfor wag in lown
Monday. .tKlskiyou News.) Ah,
there, Knthev Tlmei .. .
If the picnics scheduled for Bun
dny1 fail to' brltiR , rain, your corr.
will aee what he can do, In produc
Intf '.mollstiuro for the depressed,
oppressed, suppressed fanners. If
we bring about fi downpour of sub
stantial proportions, lusting fo.ur
days', we do not wnt tb sorfH of
tho soil to report thut the water
ran off -.without sinking in. .and
tho rstetfmod woathermnn, , who is
not doing hi work very well, tn
claim, to 'report, thnt while the
pi'ecipllatlon was welcome, It only
amounted trt of ',i of or
.00000ooui)00(ooooo03 of an inch.
"Mm. Casey, who brpko an nxto
while driving to (looscbcrry Hill,
In ahlo to do her housework"
t I'uislcy Kotea.) Hotnethlng dif
ferential In the Way of mlscues.
This week It is Uncoln'H ldrtb
da.', Tuesday, and Valenllne'H day,
on Saturday .t (Hromerton, Wash-.
HPurchltuht. CIuchh again.
DnlHy Dt'Hoo, ox-HrciMMary of
OlJint.llow, .tho cint'ittn tonilH)y. In
In tho .jiMl'hotiKo: fin- IK innnthH.
Thty.lillPROrt ti)tn.)Hty riMoi'tH llmr
"hn will Kuffrr int. r- thun DnlHy."
Thin Is Juhi an It Hhlllllil 111', but
g ynu'run'i tlfprnrt upim It..' 1
"M O N K Y C U H H K VVll)i:
- KI'llKAU" (l'oit Oiford Trlliinip).
We don't Hive -u- daiiK -how. pro.
faiudy vltuimratlv... lilaMphi'iuaUH
'amlj vUo HpotldHllckH Mt'tH.-
. , now (vimio vor so?
': (I'rPMl IIUlWU'll) ,
f'l.i:vi:i,AND, i).. ivi. 10.
V () llwy lwl.-. l. whn
" has lpi'n rIvmi in niitomn.
ttlU-H )y liti parcnH mid rt'la-
V illwi, pli'adpxr milltv In f. ili-iii I
cotlrt hffp' tndny to a chat'Ka
nf autnriiAlillP MtoallnK.
An Ohio Hluyor condemned to
hanij, rofiini'il in tide to tliu mate
penitentiary In an nuto HtaKi'. and
IiIh uttorney Becured a writ of some
kind lo compel the rlierKf to lake
him to the deuth rill on a train.
Thero la no explalnlnu urh eon
Irarioeaui. except that, the proponed
vletim of n harli.-irniirt eutom of
.tio.-ealled clvllziillnn wanted lo lie
HtralKht ulul unkinked, fur the
lianKinK-
,1'ortluud koue iltivur Ttuf
flc uiwioliitli.il to Iml'l nii 'tnir. lu re
'M dlwiiBHion Willi' i hlppeis ir
lniithwrf;t or I I'll Ikntlntt peat
oiluaiiou.
Editorial Correspondence
I'lIOHNIX, Arizona;- Fvr. !l
rf-Jliis liold-jip hrisiness js t?(.
ins; to hi! u juke. Today . in
liroiid day linlit a . conplo of
thills held up the Or Ileum Uic
utrt', a inovie lionse, and j;ol
away with $1000. Tho I'hofriix
police as iismil j.'Ot linsy altotil
two lionts later and there hpvr
been no arrests to date. I'liot1
nix has n eity iiiiinnurer, also :i
mayor, , mill the poliee wear
snnppy white hats and will
pressed khaki suits. Doun
town a policeman is harder to
find than a fur overeyat, and
when one does find one he il
usually kiildinv, "nne local
('lara How, or (.'ossipinn with
the boys in a nen-liy pool hall.
We would smiles' the eity m.in
ajjer fire the police and i"i.'U).'e
ii new set entirely, then per
haps to make tli - job .ompl"te,
the mayor could iire tlie cily
manat.'er. I'liotnix needs, a
:dean-up.
Vt's, (iovernor (ioore W."l'.
Hunt is (plile a card. The (ren
ial governor of California in
vited him to attend a bi-state
meet ill! in J'.l Centro but the
novcrnor declined sayini; that
he couldn't leave Phoenix
while the legislature was in
session. Nothinn daunted (Iov
ernor Iiolph flew to Kl Centro
ami decided to eoiilinue his
lliiihl to I'boenix and jrreel his
exee)euey on his home grounds,
(iovernor Hunt, who couldn't
isn to Kl Centro however, could
and ilid go to- Ajjiin Caliente,
so the jovi'inor id' t.'alifornia
iostpncd bis visit until Ari
zona's chief executive could re
turn from his "rest cure."
Veutcrdny tho Governor of Ari
zona met the Governor of Califor
nia at tho Ailams hotel. The lat
ter blooming us usual with his pink
cheeks, white collai.' bultonairo,
and hearty hundeluHp, the former
a trifle seedy after his long motor
trip, about an brotid as he Is long,
grumpy, not inclined to fall over
himself tor the Governor of Cali
fornia. or anyone olse. An Interest
ing, couiruhluH they shook hand
unci the movlo .utiineruH ' clicked.
Kolim.tho topical nlml hundor, 4ev,
nonnuir, suuvo, ingniiiuuug, ueciu-
edly a JiKin of the world; iluiK,
getting old, il bit worried ubouf.
his, health, uml more w'orrled nbout
the "demanded leglslatura," looking-for
at! . the- world liko a Klunt
horned toud, just brought in from
the ddserl, and dieted up for tho
occasion In a , suit of clothes a
trille lurge for him. The ttttium
phei'o was u trifle Htrulned for such
an auspicious occuslon. 1 Unruly
Governor Hunt told Governor
Holph ho once Hiiggested thnt -Ari
zona join California In a common
eflort for development, hut ho wuh
told to go way back und sit down
for Ills pain. . Nothing wuh said
publicly about Moulder dam, but
everyone knows Arizona hates Cull
lointa for tho way tho Inttor stutc
has gobbled up tho cream from
that pun of milk (Or so Arizona
claims) ond Governor Hunt, what;
ever his shortcomings, Is repre
Hoututlvo of Arl.uuiL and 100 per
cunt lp his devotion to his state!
Hut wuh tho lrroprer;Hiblo lim
U(ilih daunted by the reception or
rundeied uueusy by the smull crowd
of IMioeniclmtH thai Kreeted him?
Not that uuyono could notice! lie
had never heard ut such n minim
ilei'H(umllnn hetween the two great
Htates, sister constellut tons in tho
fnlaxy of the I'ucltic lirmumenl,
could not comprehend any suggCKt
ion of Governor limit h ever helug
spurned by the Htute of California
or anyone else. I lo had made tho
flight especially to shake the good'
Governor Hunt by the hand, ex
press for him his high est com and
filendshlp und extend to the up
standing intelligent uud God four
ill ft citizens of Arizona, the beat
wishes and warmest felicitations
from the men, women ud children
,ot the a re ut' Htutti .of. Cal-ee-l'or-
tieeah! i
And Governor Itolph uot the
crywd ttueh us It wuh tho only
member of the iu option commit
tee, however, who seemed to en
joy himself was that greal son of
MUTT AND JEFF
IMUTT.TXG OlOOf WM 1 TjuU" VoTITF AIN'T G0IM&TO 7" ft! SOU SrV THt PRVWeW I..M OFF(CGR,TrK LlTTLfc lT'S LlFft
8 AT TtA BOTTCNA.' I A Vttl. 1 STOeOG. JUG Fofi J S AT 1 I WHCN ARC FWBY ,1 iTHvS 6UtI 'M THCfte UMT.C H .
B . -J . TWAT HKi i I I NOO!.. JJr- I rL ,., I GoDMOTMCRS , l Ua4CIN6I TCLLS Trie j-1 ,
iil P Sifi S
Arizona and friend of the prolet
ariat C'oraolliiB Vanderhilt! Dut
liore WUBino. evldencs that "Jim''
"not" (Itivornor (leorue ' Vv. P. Hunt
not. oil your -IUu!-A- grnat uild
card Is (ieorse!
Bpeaklng of gieut 'old men.
CoiniUey of Jhe White Sfix, tho old
Human or buycball, 1h stoppinK
hero en route for spring training
at Kan Antonio. He, like Governor
Hunt, 1b getting along and doesn't
either look or ubey nay) feel well.
Like CoruoliitH Y'audnrbilt, ho ro
I' us on to talk to newspaper . men,
in fact no one who visits Arizona
seems to luiicy talking to the,
press. J. Jlum Lewis lias Kono to -a
Hiniiturium near Tucson to escape!
reiJoflCui'H and celebrity biuil'TH,
und wo arc told John Galsworthy,;
I the famous KiuiHkIi u u t it o r, has
done tne same iiting.
Cor.Hli, we would liko to Interview
holli of thoBo men GalHWorthy
particularly.
Governor Hunt's disposition was
not improved any today when tho
legislature failed to pass his forc
ed contract road hill. The gov
ernor sent n special message de
claring the measure had to pass to
relieve unemployment und this was
tho lcRialature'H answer. Saw the
governor after (he noon recess as
ho h topped ftito his cur, and he
looked an tho he could easily have
billon two ten penny nulls in two.
His resemblance to an angry bull
frog, was more pronounced than
ever. .Mllio Lunahan, the "aeons
ticon" speaker of the . houso- wuh
uIho mad either ut tho failure -of
the bill or something elso for the
way he smashed his desk with his
gavel ut the morning session und
shut off remarks was a caution.
Wo met him afterward and can't
say his greeting was ertusive
however, ho didn't bean us with his
gavel, or say anything directly In
sulting. Very ntcrcHtiug this lp:jisla
lure ,of Arizona a real horny;
haiiihwl, hard billon bunch of men 1
--strong, forceful, competent types '
not a while collared "city feller" I
among them. Mike is a typo jiiMt
us Governor Hunt is u type men
who have done Ihoir hard jobs on
(be plains us boyH and young num.
(simple, self reliant, uupuliHbud,
(oiikIi and rough but with a lot
of common horse sense, and a lot'
of power native pqwer rin both
of them.
n. a.
, . :
TJtAlN;iXfi AXGKtt
Jly-.AIIw .iirNni.,sroalc.
jApKor.J.s.an insiinotivo tibpe
to inici'feronce. "
A' "baby bec'u'ines enraged if -its
movements ure hampered by tight
coverings. M n ny r. grown-up
iihrowH down, wruthtully the too
thnt won't work. That the cause
of interference 1h on inanimate
object mukeH.no difference.
If', we respond Instinctively-with
auger towards Inanimate objects,
how much more readily we do ho
when the Interference iconics, from
u person who moves purposefully
against us. - ;
It is perhaps poswibla to tniln a
child never to express anger at
anything or anybody, but In ao
doing we would deprive . him of a
drive In personality essentia 1 for
overcoming obstacles and obtain
ing n .wholesome 'equilibrium in
social relations.
Certainly we do not wish to so
train a child that he will fait to
demand lit rights, or give up his
put-pones as soon us ho meets op
position. AngM properly trained, may be
a highly constructive -force In the
life of un individual. Hubtimatod
and directed forms of- anger have
been Instrumental In effecting
many social reforms. ;
In training n child, wo should
help htm to control such anger as
Is merely, n .futile venting of pas
sion hut. encout-uge him to fight
for his rights on the playground or
In school.
Nor should we try to suppress
his anger when It Is directed to
wards ourselves, if our treatment
of him has been at fault.
As he grows older the same en
ergy he used In childhood battles
will be poured Into' fighting obsta
cles In the path of his mieeen, or
In allying himself with tho causes
of broader noelul Justice.
Ask Venue CI mint c
POUThANI), Ore., Feb. 11!. -(P)
A decision will be given Monday
on the defense motion tor a
change of venue to Marlon county
in the damage ease brought by
Andrew Snyder against .the U
.liimcHe Valley (.Mortgage , & Loan
company and Hi officers, Tho
hearing on the motion was contin
ued yomerday,
The Plotters Get Thicker Than The Plot
MAIL TRIBUNE '
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Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
filgncd Iftter pfrlainlnc torprh;onit lieilth, and hygiene, ixt lo dl.wf, dfagnosli or treatmrtt
will Ik anrtrd liy Pr. Bfady if a.rtampl stir aildrKn emrlipf ii enrhnifd.' Lellrrt shwtild 6r hrkf
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reply can be made to .queries, mil cinorniint to trutrucUom. Address Pr. William Bindy in care f
Tlie Mall TrlltUne.
SCIATIC It II FU'MATtZ,
Here Is a report from, the .banks
of the Wabash, or maybe It's'.jhe
Missourli far awny. ' "' - - '
Dear .Doctor Uradyr"' ( '
Several months ago I was
suffering f r o m '
sciatic ; rheuma
tism, -and getting
n o. t h I n g more
definitu ; from
two, physici a n s
than a guess
that my. tonsils'
might h e ,t h e
cause of my
trouble ...
Permit the con
ductor to interrupt the correspon
dent long enough to say that the
Very ooncopt of "sciatic rheuma
lism.V'is &n Indefinite gue.su. If one
ha sciatic neuritis, that's a defin
ite and painful affliction. If one
has "rheumatism," Heaven .only
knows what's the matter. Itut une
simply can't have "sciatic rheuma
tism," because there Is no such
malady. Whatever the patient had,
the two physicians wore '.at. least
honest In their opinion they
could not assure the patient that
(he trouble came from septic, focus
in the tonsils. No honest doctor
could do so. They gave him their
opinion, and the patient should
have accepted It and followed the
advice they based on It. else It was
silly of him to consult the two
physicians at all.
... a guess that my tonsils
. might be the causa of my
trouble, and their deprecation
of the diathermy method of
. tonsil removal, I appealed to
you to name a doctor in
who used this meth
od. - . .
Another brief Interruption,
please, to point out the ineptitude
or poor Judgment of the two phy
sicians in deprecating a method
which is now universally accepted
by . the best physician, especially
for handicapped patients who are
hud risks for the old-fashioned
surgical . tonsillectomy. Surely ' If
those two practitioners were famil
iar with the modern method, as
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in. KtuiHliiiatltin
nuirbier
II. Cnraliuil point
Mil? THAT'S TWO BAD.
every good (lector should be, whe
ther he uses it himself or not, they
could 'nne have deprecated it when
the patient asked nbout It. ' .
You recommended Dr.
of. . , nGi having'
first determined that niy.ton-'
alls were . infected, removed
; them. . Klvo treatments were
necessary. I feel sure that a
good share of the discomfort
1 felt after the treatments was
' due to the fact that 1 ate all
my regular meals, even immediately-
following treatments.
This was no doubt severe on a
throat just operated on.
And now the tonsils are all
gone, but nothing oIho with
them, except the old rhetima
li'A, w h ieh d isa ppeared almost
entirely after the first treat
ment. So, believe me, I am very
grateful to you, Doctor llrady.
Yours sincerely,
Such a letter more than counter
balances the attacks some of our
medical editors and old timers In
the throat and noso field have
mmle . upon me for my "promo
tion" of the diathermy method of
to nsi I re mo va I . i don't wa u t lo
crow, but it is worthy of notico
that the old guard no longer utters
j any such squawks about this new
tfangled method they've been
(shamed into silence by the alarm
ingly growing army of people who
have been successfully treated by
the 'diathermy (electro-eoagulntton
electro-desiccation) method.
1 call attention particularly to
the correspondent's assertion that
his "rhcuimitiz" disappeared al
most - completely after the first
diathermy treatment. There Is
both a warning and a promise im
plied in lhat. People with nny
such focal infection cannot expect
to. be cured in one sitting; hut
nevertheless many are so cured In
one fitting perhaps when the
septic focus happens to bp de
stroyed or the infected area of
tonsil sterilized by the very first
npplieation of diathermy.
QIT-STIOXK A-1) AXSWEHS ,
- Sore -m Ll
j. . . odvlce about a little sore on
rny Hit. I have lo cut my inustache
in order to treat If. ' It litis ' tee'n
coming for six mouths or more.
There Is no pain, sometimes ft little
sting or Itch . '. 1 think It's what
we ued to call a roe cancer. Can
you toll tne atiiiit to do for it?
Kl. K. 1'.)
.Answer. If it Is cancer delay Is
dani?erous. C-ray treatment alone
or .Vray with surgical incision, is
the best treatment. Such a sore
may be a rinKWorm Infection such
as barber's itch. Ak'ain It may be
the primary soro (chancre) of
syphilis. Of course it may be Home
liirlliiK condition lhat pcraists be
cause of Improper treatment. Play
safe and have medicul care at
once.
Kat Wlitut Jicm
Teh K. If his bushel of wheat is
nol all none to try this: Cirlnd
some wheat in your col'feo mill,
and st'lr It Into a cup of milk Just
before the milk comes to a boil,
till the cruel bcKins to thicken.
This makes a moat appetizing
breakfast dish. Or try this: Iloil
a cupful of unRrounu wheat till it
crncks open and nearly nil 'the
water is cooked out of tho pan.
This, too, is miKhly good eating.
i:ithcr way is cheaper than oat
meal .or other socalled breakfast
foods, and the wheat requires, less
sugar. (!'. K. O.)
Answer. Thank you. There nre
many ways in which an Intelligent
household can use n bushel of
wheat, the plain undoctored kind
liny furmer will sell. It makes a
wholesome and rather beneficial
thlnw to chew in the raw when one
hankers for somethlnK to nibble. .
. Tlie. Corrective, l-rotectlve
. . . Kogimeti
I have read your talks for many
years, partly for instruction In
health matters and partly for the
humor. Home time aco you gave
a protective, coixectivc diet. It was
enough for a man to saw woou on;
don't see how any one with
chair or head job could get away
with It . . . F. 12. D.) . ,
Answer. The diet as I gave it
here (any reader who wishes the
instructions may send n stamped
envelope bearing bis address and
ask for the Corrective, -Protective
Uegimen) yields approximately
ll.-iou calories barely sufficient
for the average .sqdentary worker.
Any jtuy who attempw to suw
wood,, dig ditches or hike six miles
or. more u day on this diet is going
to go gaunt and haggard. For such
activity from 3000 to 4000 calories
per day. must he stoked and burn
ed in order to maintain an adult at
average normal weight and condi
tion. For most adults who are
inclined to lay on superfluous flesh
after 30. the Corrective Protective
Uegimen Is a nafe and snno reduc
tion diet.
Sundown
STonjre
un;iKRKN"r - cqijOrs ; T
"VfiytMary ffmhittti Jtoni.ei
The 'tJttlc -TiUck "G7 o c p had
turned the time back to a warm
mimmcr day. - He ted the children. j
to the most colorful spot they nan
ever visited. There were many lit
tle hoys and girls
there a n d they
sat around a big.
table on a porch,
p a f n ted in all
aborts of coloiv.
T h e children
w fs re painting
with boxes of
paint und punt
brushes, s o m e
t 1 m oh painting
pictures on pa
per and h o m e
tinies adding a
new color to the
porch. .
many
"You can .do Just, .-as you; like
here,". the Kittle IMack ;Clack"aVd'.
''This i. special pture to rh?h
I have brought you and no one -Is
going to stop you from painting
anything you wish."
It seemed unusual and Jolly to I
he able' to puint anything around
you. And t he n all th e c h i I d re n
began talking about their favor
ite color..
"I like blue best,'
eggy Raid.
'I like red -beat." John tiald. "I
like yellow best." another said.
"I like orange best," said an
other. "I like green best,' an
other announced.
The Little .Itlack Clock had left
them here and after. he had come .
back he ;kcd them, on lheir.wav
home, what color had been voted
the favorite
"Wo couldn't decide on any col
or -after we had talked for awhile."
Peggy wild. "For Instance, when
I said I liked blue best some of the
other's !nid we wouldn't like to
on the i
I
Quill Points
It seemn to be n rule: The softe:
the hand, the harder the eyes.
. . . t .'
Doubtless they call It ground for
divorce because. U'j lirt. -
Another thinK the niodern can
learn from his conscience Is tho
habit of keeplnis hla mouth nhut.
r.ohln Hood tool; It from one
crowfl and gnve it to another. o
our yntem. of uovernmcnt isn't
unique; '
The prodisal Son nte husks with
the .swine. KOTthi l.'-n't the .first
cIvlliKation to feed stock and leave
rnc-n hungry.
Ajiolher ibjeoiion to the col
lege football movie Is tlint your
feet aren't cold enough to
make Jt .realistic.
For that .mutter, ihcr'-" alwny
wan pol.Hon in Dempsey's left.
Ameri&ins love Will Rogers tic
caue he Is Ju.-d lllie they were be
fore they decided to keep up with
the .lones. . .- . t
Tho good have one advantage.
They needn't lie awake thinking up
way.- to keep out of the papers, ,
Americanism: A universal con
viction that the other fellow U to
blame If he doesn't ,ave 'himself
when you honk a warning.
vow !( Bomebody will invent a
. cigarette that will say lionehead"
Uvhen you don't i-eally want another
t.nioke.
When Vu .-ay Americans are
more modern than Europeans, that
just means they have .more nuis
ances in the house.
Spoiled child: A perfect child
handicapped by pa renin who Jiave
le.j sense than jt has.
Hani times make life more
simple for the doctor. It Ish't
orili -while to keep books.
About all the new cars .need Is
a "windshield that will -make the
pedestrian, in front . .nesemblo- a
cow. ,t
Fame: ficing bothered hy . peo
ple who wouldn't give you air in a
jug -if your name wasn't in the
papers.
"Arkansas drought sufferers fed
from copper still.'". So are the city
drouuht sufferer. .
"Tho mnn 'who raises anything
is doomed to poverty," wiys a
corn -belt congressman. '-Thi. i.-m't
trim of the demagogue "and - what
he r.ii-:ef. -; ' '
Corect IhU sentence: ."Yes, he
gave me three letters to mail for
her," naid the neighbor, "but I
ctitint read the addrp..se?.
Lit
PORTLAND, Ore., Fob". p.-y?l
Claude K. Ingatls, editor of the'
CurvallU Oazc-Pte-Ttime.s. w'.ll he
the principal speaker tonight at
the annual -banquet Jield here to
pay ' tribute to the memory of
Abraham Lincoln. The event Is
sponsored by the Multnomah coun
ty republican central committee.
Other apealteirt Include Mrs.
Charie . Carver, Jr.. Judge J. P.
KuvannitKh.iMeDannell l'.rown and
Robert (I ray son.
hare blue trees or blue hughes or
blue grasa, "
"And when John saUl he liked
red hest I thought that It was
lovely to have flaming trees in the
fall, but that it was nice to . have
green tree In the spring. At last
we decided it was all right to have
all the colors we have.'!
"Well," the Little Itlack Clock
wiid. "I'm glad to hear you all
decided that, but you know I was
very proud of ,-ome of the pictures
you painted.
And the children were proud of
the prai-p wf the Little Ulack
I'locki They had to hurry home
now. They all had plan for the
next day.
Tomorrow" Valentines.
By BUD FISHER
iT'S LlFft "
, IsfeMTCwceiJ
. . -- . - J
9 UtfV
"How'uhall we .w Japan.' . asks
Puff, "by moto, plane or
bus?" " - -
Let's go the way In w'hlch thero k
is a minimum of fuss."
PayH-fJnnny; "If by fuss you hifan
that we might disagree
We'd squabble any way we'd go, as
far as I can see."
1 j . "
Brisbane Today
(Continued from Page 6ne)
published in Tolclo,- Ohio, thnt
Toledo" "staiifls" first, in . crime
perccntasre, accordins; tv thj
record, with 2.'U!,1 crimes foV
oa ih 10.001) population ntraiiijjt
Chieajso!, G4.1 for each 10,00ft
Mis. Eleanor Pattefsoii, htlitor bt
llcurut'B Washington Herald, clo'
cirted to interview Dr. Kinsitclri,
cUmhfltt.lhe iocUh on Samuel Atn- t
tcimyer'H l'ulni ftpringH entale'' in "
Culll'iiriila ami l'ouiul ,l)r. .UlUHleln
takint; a sun bath nidi a handker
chief over his head. : : il-
She climbed down apain -without
an interview .-'wonderinK -what a
rcRttlar determined: go-nettej- she
reporter would do under the cir
cumstances." I'nder such circumstances, Nell
Hly, best American woman report
er with .the possible exception of
Dorothy . Dix, would have Rot n
blanket, put it over Dr. Kinstein
and got the interview, if necessary
sitting on the blanket and Kinstein
to keep. him from getting away.
Mrs. Patterson is a first class
reporter. Her account of (.'hurley
Chaplin's first night, with DrV -Kill-stein
shedding big scientific-tears,
and Mrs. lOinstein saying "ach weh"
should be read by all young rc
porlert, : .
rnlortnnate)y Mrs. Patterson has
more than a million dollar income,
thanks lo her -grandfather, Joseph
Medill, who foimded tiie Chicago
Trjbune, so she won't do tlie fine
things that he mlgiil rto.;vKcnsuti
cecd, in spite of wealth, the-'worst
of all handicaps. V .::-'.'.' ".
, When a lion goes hunting, jackals
follow. When he lias eaten his fill
they eat
Crime .develops the jackals.' When
a killer had finished his man and
left him lying dead in an alley,
in. the rear of 637 South State street
here, two young men, 20 and 22
years old, following the murderer,
at a distance, stWpped the. corpse
of its .clothing as their share.
Detective Harold 1Fogarty got
them and tlie clothing, including
tbe shoes. A, photograph shows one
nf tlii youths' laughing as the cloth-
lug is Jieut ufiiore mm.. -
;M r' i'i
,Ono outiro . twelve pago section
of. ,, today's Chicago American carf
rtes a single . advertisement by
"The Kalr." Department store,' ,
A similar advertisement pillilisll
ed iti the Chicago Amerktin a woeK
ago in oducod. such results. that thB
Advertlsenient is repeated -today. "'
"The Fair" realizes that It Is Jid't
wise to whisper in a great crowd
of reu'ders, when you can afford
to i.hout.
Such, Siivertisiiig clear shelves
of goods employs many in lite sel
ling Jirovifles work for many more,
reducing, goods to refill emptied
shelves. . .
The Fair, like, big stores Jn other
cities, has branches in .different
parts of the city, giving tlie ad
vertiser the' full value of newspaper
ciicuhition. Major Namm, owner
of a Brooklyn store, recently ad
vertised on the same big scale in'
the New York livening Journal. If
you have the right goods, at . right
values, and courage lo advertise
aggressively, you can sell ,tho
good. .. . .
"loung" Senator l.a Folletto, who
has his father's seat, also possesses
his father's ability to say things in
a striking fashion. Commenting on
conditions hampering the farmers'
right to borrow from the $4ft,(HHi..
000 seed and fertilizer fund anil
ridiculing the threat to send farm
ers to jail, Keualor La Follelte said,
"If I were a farmer, I should bu
Inclined to. violate the law and go
to jail, fur in Arkausas tbey are
giving the prisoners better food lu
jail than the lted Cross is giving
the farmers." ...
fi- Spnijr Unn Itctuly. i
It .has .been estimated, .miy Na
ture Maxaidno, theL loss In this
country due to attacks of the ;prinff
griun npniK ror .one year was 12
to K. million dollars. Pince. thero
are nbout S.dn to lO.nan different
kinds or specie. of plant-hcc or
aph!d In Ihe world, one" win read
ily see that with their rapid rats
of reproduction there Is great po
sM'Hity for dainaKP.
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