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MEDFORD MATTJ TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OTCECiONV TTTrffDAY,- .TAXTTAKY 13, ml PXGE FOUR Ot I pi v Medfqrd Mail Tribune . Dally ud flundiy ' ' ' ' PublUMd by MKDFOKO fttlNTlNQ CO. ' M-sr-ss n. rtr t. nut ft KOBRttT W. HCHU Alitor I. 6UU'TUB SMITH, Maou" AO lodfpendcBt Newippr Knttrad u tMand Him mtttw tt Medford, Oresun, undw Aet fMirch 8, U7. iDBSrRllTiUN KATKB Hy MiO In Adrane: fully, vlth Sunday, r Uaily, vita Bandar, month Oally, without Sunday, ytu bally, vlUxiut Sunday, nwnth Sunday, om yrar B Carrier. In Airranee Hertford. .97. SO . .T5 . fl.SO . .05 . 2.00 Ashland, ifeehwmllle, Onlril Votat, Phuents, Talent, (iuld Hill and en Hinnayi: pally, rttli Hunday, month ........ . Pally, without HuiHlay, monlli ' hky, ultlwtrt Hunitay, one year.... Daily, with Bundaj, one yfar All term, In adrarro. Official paper of the Illy of Medford. ' Official natter of Jaduun County. ..I .T6 T.OO 8.U0 MEMBER OK TUB ABSOrtATTO 1'KEM HroHrlng Pull Uawd Win Btnlt Tb Awoclated l'rs it eirhtsltelr entitled to the use fur publication or all nrwi dlspitrlw rredlled ( It or otlirrihc rrt-dilwi In thla paper, tntl abo to the local nei publhlwd Iterrln. AH riftliU for puuliraUua of apulal dupaUhei aereln are alio rweried. UKMBEK Of AUDIT IIU1IEAU UK CIIU'UIIIOMI MEMHKR OK TUB L'NITEI) I'BKSB Admlt-ilnc R.prfntamn M. C. MUUfcNSK.M h I'DMJ'ANY OffleM In Nr Yirk, Oilcno, I'MroU, Bin friorlsco, lot Anc.lt,, Brittle, rortluid. Ye Smudge Pot (By Arthur Perry) The legislature HtnrtK out like it was .Koine Jo amount lo ome thing but bo' tfoes the Portland ball teulu. every HprliiK. Tho visible gold supply of tin world Ik controlled by Die Jlank of Fiance, the Hank of .Japan, Die Hank of England, and the I-'edornl Reserve Hoard. If you-don't eoutil l' Amy'H watch-chain. , W were surprised lo barn of the inarrliiire of Miss Kmmu Al berts and yet some say a woman en n't keep a secret and here arc two lo prove tb-m wroiit:; only Kinma beat Ksther laid wick In lime Ihe secret was kept Ira ills Pass Courier.) The inconspicuous groom Heems -to be fairly non- eomniunieatlvu. There Is a disposition (o cuss tho taxes, instead of Hoover, among the. loaders of the peevor portion of the population. What does an Older Chi think of an $S2 Imported eat, when the fancy feline refuses to eat 'ehleken livers, heretofore saved exclusively for Urnndpaw, . Maybe the poor dear - likes-, its food- boiled not fried. "YoHtonltiy .my ullt'Ki'd IhimIkiiiiI pitbliKliiul it notice lie would not liny my. IiIIIh. It) tluit KOI Aim. 'I'humiiH 1'lttH.'' (Carunilnn, Ncv., ThnOH.) A lttdy I'CtortH, nntl l u 1 tc courlootiBly. ' Ono of tho .Maru liny cot ,liln lifuiil NhlimU'cl ycmtiiiilny, and lookH iiH Hfnt'iMl tin a RnHvn.mun with four (4 iitHllntncn iik'1iIh lifter him. Thr governor, In his niCHsnniv nrKPH nitlniclpiil control of tho electric lliiht iilnnlH. The Btntc does not Hoem to ho ln'llned to pinhrnco Hid notion with ihnrac teriRtlc liywlerla. nt leaHt, ndndy around hero han offeretl to Hwap off IiIh flHhliiK polo for a pair of polo-cllmhcrH. . JackHonvllle ladleH liavc statied wondering how their KeranlntoK HtotKl the winter. ThiH Ik the earlicHl. hIkh tif HprltiR. and more rcllahlc. than tho rohln or tho woodpecker. THR SlI.VKIt 1.IX1NO, (Tho DalloN Chnmli'lo) It'a nu womlor tho plaalor fallH off tho ceillllK occiiHlon nlly at Iho civic nudltoriuin. tho way overyhody knuckn tho buildliiK all tho time. It may not bo bo archltoclui'ally per fect, but It's hotter than hold ing public lUCOtlUKH lipHtalt'H over u livory Ktublo. Tho poetical outbreak of lion. Walt .Antic on the 11th lost., han catiHcd a number of cltl.eilH to rftquoNt that tho historic lroum of ('. Win ARbpolo be reprinted. We would comply with pleiiHUre, hh It In a Kroat ftpaoe filler,- but cannot find the aame. Santa Clnus brouKht one of the fhunlnff youths a saxophotie, and the father Is mad because his buy hdi conflagration won't plity U Til K lll!ti:i MAX The hired man In his pongee shirt And his wishbone, whipcord ' Jeans. Quits his grapefruit rind fur thr dally grind With his pleasant and light luu- chlnvs. flarbtMl like an actor, he mounts his tractor. Which bends to his slightest whim. No more he follows the nurly plow, The plow now ftdlowH him. Kor eh;M nhort liours he tills the noil Till the noli Ih tltillitted; Then his bun he'll lodge In the farm garnice. Oh the bireil 'inau-clputed Prom toll and Boil und furrowed fields. While the crops ntiipasn the mnrk- Hut he couldn't di-scrlbo a curry comb If he stepped on It in the dnrk. Uunil Kiii in. ) QAl.Pr tun i:t Jn Herein! of monuniulH In congresn in cull com- nlitulhdiar convention on tno imu uinnti.imnnt- iinnouiiced In Ihe HOUSE GETS REQUEST FOR DRY CONVENT! houne of representuliven hero lie dnv. The mutter wiih referred with out comment to tho resolutions .. fLUUlIhlllCU. Editorial Cprrespondence Phoenix, Arizonii: ' Tin' iniliVcs i'(iiihiin of h culil winter here. Hill to tine from Cliicii.'t) it seems i ji ti -r hot. So hot we disennleil over .I'oiil lieiivv "loves, et ci'lerii. mill Imslteil in tin- iisinil a..;. zonii sunshine. They luive ruin j here lint this is the fourth visit I nntl we can only recall one J I'liiliv (In V--I lint nils nhoiit ii; year iiyo. In a year I'hoeiiix has (hitiitr ed internally if not externa lly. A year nun we hail lo wait in the iolihy of the " Weslwanl Ilo" all day hel'oro we eonlil (.'et a room. This time we were iiuneeil upon hy an iirmy of 1 ii-1 1 hoys, iind coulil have liny tiling we wanted, Ihu prices have nut lieen reduced. ('inning up from the station for rent and for sale sinus on houses were conspicuous, as were "roomers wanted," and hoard with room. Iist yearj Iind the year liefore there wit.' no vacant houses in the city, j todnv there lire hundreds. Of i course Hie winter season here doesn't open until Kehrunry and last year we were here tin1 latter part ol' that luotilli. It may he different here lour five weeks lieliee. or Wlllllll Ihe year there lias been a newspaper elianne also. The (la.clle. an evenlnn paper, has run Rcdiilated with the Mornini; Kepnli licau. I ... 1 1 iiicnpviii'.; Hie Iniildilo: of Ihe taller. The editor and force id The Caello have departed. Ihe i.,i,iliti,i(,iil h:iu lieen Hold. SO the i..;niv mocc!tH or fewer dailv nap-1 eis goes merrily on. The Koneral business depression I i,u ,.r n,nr. iirii.iii.d 'boon x. Biiildlni: porinils for .lanuary lo ; dale total SI I.!i7.r. a year imo Iheia total wus over $fjii,000. Total build ing permits for mail were over Sundown Till', nilS'lV rtAli.DHS.. 1 lly .Mary - rti I in tn Homier "Olif'i i'v turned the time 'way, 'way b;irl(' tills evening." Ihe Utile Ulaek Clock commeneeil. and you will h.'o Minn lhiiiH in another moment or two. Tho Little ItlaeK ('lurk had hardly finished his sen tence when John n h ii il ted: "Oh look! Look! 1" look!" liefore thel eyen they saw a I a r g e body ol w a t e r and Ih ; straugcHt Imdiliih bout they bad ever s their lives. ".lust like a picture of the first boat," claimed. 'It probably. Is one of them," I'eggy wisely added. "You said you were turning the time 'way. 'way hnck for this adventure." "You're right.'' said the l.lttb I Hack Cluck. "They're Phoenic ians, und the water you see 1m the IVrslnn Uulf, along which their p oplc live." The children watched the lioat ; as It was carried along through! the water by means of many.; ninny nhives who were pulling on j the three tiers of oars that were, along either side or the long, strange boat. ''Sometimes they wilt une more' than these," wild the flock, but threo tiers, or banks, f i ars, ns they're usually called. Is the best; way they think to nuiKc progre? on their Journey. "What about gelng with them fur a little trip ami seeing what they do?" oh, could we?" John avked. 'Indeed we could." said the Utile, Ulaek fieri;. "Thev make those rowers wi k o terribly bald," IVuuy said. She eoitldn't bear seeing people abused forced to work as Ihce lnen were. MUTT AND JEFF MOtT, WHW'S JAK6, THf". OKIES i-cn in nil I've jMTnl John ex- $:i.nnii,no(l at tJie preuKOt rnto the j litis 1 total won't reach Jl.OiiO.Onn. The uplcniUlcriiuu Hlltinoi ( hotel, I u few inib'N oat ha been in finaii j eial diriicultios and Iiuh been taken' over by Win. WrlKley, the f hewinj! I Ktim kinn. who will probably make another fortune tail of it, Tor ho Kceitred ii at a hareaiii. nnrl when ! inosperiiy I it in h It will no doubt ! uk a Kli'ui Htirii'MM, The cost of liviiiR lias Kne down, , and with 11 ihe fanners' profits. ; i Allall'a is sclliriK now from Sl'J to I I 3 I'D iter ton. a year nn the price! ; was $'.r0 per Ion higher and two j years no SI per ton hit-her. I are selling wliob'Kale lioni 'Jh to iis t j rents. 'hi;kens from S rents fori i roosters to IS rents for hens, fry- j I ers sell from 17 to L'l rents, turkeys ! j from -0 to 20 cents. No. 2 toms at j j 1 cents, Kiape fruit are soiling (from 5n renis lo $1 per dozen and) j oratif-es from la to 70 rents peri 'dozen, apples fioin six cents to P l rents por pound, pears al 1 rents j per pound. ! fbtt Ihe Arizona climate is still runuiuK tine to form ;tfid witiij ' Hoods in Soul hern ralifornin. t lie Kastern people as usual will he; coming here, where warmth and ultra violet rays are guaranteed.! There are more Indian curio stores! than there were lust year, and , ujients for Ktiest ranrlies are thick, where you ran wear blue jeans, j ride horseback, listen to real cow-1 boys sing in the immnUf bt. and , rcI. boanl, room and hath tor about .?.".U per week. A tourist has hard woik dudKitiK Ihest- agents. It's an 1 ill wind. etc. I'hoenix was pretty ( wnontv a voar aao. oi i"es were Itiuh . and ihe tourist could take it or' leave ii. No hitih-hul huamess , now Phoenix needs tile money, ! and is willing to he courteous in; florl lo et Tried a "drive yourself car for Ihe lirsl time. The rale is 15 coins per mile which didn't seem so bad bill when we returned there was an exlra charge of -K cents per hour and casually insurance. We : protested and wore much surprined to have bnlh exlra ileins lopped olf- Hie ajsenl sayiiiM he wiih sorry wo didn't understand Hie arraliK"-: meat. Enjoyed the drive ami found the residence section, particularly m'ai Ihe lica in il ill eounliy club. most attractive. 1'ract leally all Ihe homes lollow the Indian or .Mexican style, willi fine gardens anil coioriui panos. however III .lanuary at least Is at iireinium. The golf club lau ways being a dull russet brown K.W.R. "Well, saui ine i.iuii- iun 1....1, i.-u r-i'i.itin-t to wf that .1. ,,,,,,.1,1 hm inioroved us it has' the Wo l nns iiii.mjmu f grown obler. i The Clock had now asked tueirply run hp mntte to querlra not confyrtnliiK-to boat to slop, and il Was il vliiK alongside Ho that I'eggy and Johni could ilitnl) aboal'il. I "I feel as though I were a thou slnnd years obi tor so!" John said. I "Isn't II tiueerV" whispered Peg gy lis she clUtcneo ine rigoi of the Clock. - TomotTow "i:plorlng." CHICAGO,. '.Ian. 1 8.CP Robert K. Cantwell, Sr., a member of lie Uy;al staff defending l.eo r. Ih-ot'h'-els. asserted today that he was a witness of the killing of Alfred Jake i-tngle last June !) and Druth ers was not the assassin. Called Into conference with the St. I.ouIh gun man's attorneys. Cantwell said from his own view point he was convinced of llroth- ers' innocence for he himself hail j seen the Tribune reporter shot flown In the Michigan boulevard j ii.xteHtlun tunnel. He said he had ! never been called for the prosecu tion. The slayer. Cantwell declared, had a cauliflower right ear. TALVS HUTASY BLLSS- i jure likewise good sources of both! human material now going to " i of these, vitamins; also fresh egg, waste In prisons, for the benefit UOM ! Italians, spend on I ( olk ) ; also most of the fresh I ()f mankind. Such scientific ex salt and tobacco almost . exactly ' preen leafy relishes or vegetables, j pcrimcntation with human niater- whnt tho nation spends on hit', Then, too. the yellow foods car- , in I would certainly Involve no land, air and naval forces, or j rots, sweet potatoes, yellow corn , eruelty or hardship 1 believe n roughly $-1 :I.0IMf,000 a year. 'or corn meal, airing beans, orange. sufficient number of inmates of The big dilference 1m that tuejnpe itananu are noiunie . among j sale of tobacco and salt is a gov-i eminent monopoly, which makes better than three-fourths profit. The treasury gels 7 7 cents of every dollar. Profits from tobacco, salt and quinine, also a monopoly, .cover almost a sixth of the com! of g'-v-ernnieiit. Life Is Not So Ducky illr i, a Tvlirk I OF DUCKS 5o CL0SA J A BftLlOON IF X UlAS IN -, fTfi X,T- MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle I. I'nrly 6. I quinn n 1 tu :tf H, lnpli1 IS. SDN II 15. I'lilsi liMtitl it. ViJiaiiie fiuilii'r IS. Vidrrh'M rnii- SMIIHtll 17. Itnmuii ImUkC hull) irtnlti J9. 31 iik i) nt-era. in ry 1. Itliffirmia ti. Oil oi ist H-tlllM Si. Siiutll turner Jrf. 'J lie uiic tnre 7. ,'ittHl lltu ltt'tt nt ti. Hrrfitrru ill. ; ftlftly 3. At nu liniH 8.1, SWfft DlkH 31. I'niiiouu a 5. i-ii ry IS. (ifirnii-nt 37. ItoOtiil V.H. rn' idrd 40. Alirlent t!o num offlrinli in. I'ryliiK ''lira 4C. Vcni'rati'a esuibilliui 49. Srautlliinvttio niCBsure tit It it Kid &0. lirnd corer frig ii. Mother of A (Ktllo -3. 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P e r b a p s most well reared babiis today get" a regular ration of some fresh fruit Juice for the sake of the vitamin C w h 1 c h prevents scurvy a iiutri- tlouul disease which we formerly eneouhterqd even iu. the infants of well to tin 1 people, but seldom see tod: iv. 'I lieu.-too, most babies that art' properlv fed receive a cod liver oil ration nowadays, for Die vita min U which prevents rickets, as well as the vitamin A which prob ably aids the Infant iu the develop ment of normal Immunity against infectious, especially Infections of jthe upper respiratory tract. It is 'because of the large amount of vitamin in cod liver oil that this food medicine has been dubbed "hot t led sunshine," for the scien tists who give us this new knowl edge believe that some influence in the ultraviolet rays of sunlight (or ultraviolet rays from artificial sources) Imparts to the body, thru the skin, the same effect as that of vitamin A in food. Cod livyr oil in perhaps the rich est nut oral food sourVe of both vitamin A ami vitamin 1, but it is not the only source of . ary vitamins, for fresh ; nd cream ami butter notable . th vitamin rich Items of diet. No sooner had the vitamins been brought to popular attention than the scientific research workers in troduced a concent rate, billed egosterot or viosterol, which pur ports to be -Uii times as strong as f the best coil liver oil in vitamin I I content, ami this expensive medi- With Jake , ,f, . mti.iMii.ii.iii-i.'n I ..... o . "J; ..... -.'. " ' - - - S. Drink lit tlr iiy little . 7. Jertrti . HrHtttfrd ' - u. ai Hti) lime II. licmollKh IS. Tuke h teal lit, Jlure recently Hi. I .mller i. n rice airenip t-.llilriiTur ill. Cnlur 1 in. Amird lit Tllluf tilvifii nnnie to t.llIlT I -ii. snlipptcr . intiir iitru ApPclul UliLMlHl j in. Ciiniiiiult in-nt h ii nder 2'J. Old nnrd ter aiirlnir 41. 'Inke out it. llrlhlle 44. Orfnuuiv ii rrTsinliiipd ruin 47. Sail ftivriiKe (Junk Kinnly UIU'N I. Flat lUh J. H.it.l 4. I h. H i. Th I ml lii n oiulhi-rry Bradv. M. D ItwtructloM. Address l)r. William Brady Id tut of eiue is now being urged nnnn'im- provement upon cod liver oil in the prevention and the euro of rickets. I may be more Irish than Scotch, but 1 don't believe I'd part with, any extra dollars for vioslcrol or ergoterol if I were responsible for the baby's nutrition, not as long us T could get plain cod liver oil for the kid say 10 drops two or three times a day at the ago of .six weeks, and gradually increas- j ing week by week, till a dose of a tcaspootitul two or three times a day is reached at the ngeof, say, ti months, and after that a daily tablespoon ful, except maybe holi days of obligation, until the baby attains the age of 1 year. After the first year It is just extrava gance to buy cod liver oil for the normal baby, and it should not be given the child excupt under def inite instructions of the doctor. K. Musser of the college of agriculture, Unroln, Neb., Is a scientific authority who asserts that the present standard by which the vitamin value of foods or med icines is measured is of question able accuracy, and he backs up this opinion with sound evidence, lie holds that the use of rats for feeding experiments leads to faul ty conclusions, since rats can and do thrive on a far lefts adequate vitamin rati o n, comparatively, than even fo t, to say nothing of human beings. This brings once more to mind the great need for human material lor scientific research. I hope no nuts will call me to task about the cruelty of my suggestions, when I repeat that we ought to use the prisons would eagerly oner them I selvt such material and that they would gain both morally nnd pb.xslcally by their slight service to society. (l I'NTIONS l AVSWKltK How Come the Itlack llyc I tne reason electro-coagulation of the tonsils is getting a black m. t: eye, writes a southern specialist, Is that bo many doctors are trying to do it without udtqui preparation for the difficult technic, and after a few unsatisfactory attempts giv ing it up us "no good." Answer. Having observed the work done by the technically skil led man and, also by the untrained tmin. I ntri-Pn thuf n m:i t ell riKh JtUIl- ! gling is a reason why so many old timers try to convince their . pa tient that the diathermy method Is unsatisfactory. Prescribed or Demons iratetl Please inform me when and where the meeting of medical due- would not eat, just what clonics no tors was hold, where tho majority must wear at different . times of prescribed tho'use of whisky? ( t L. 1 the (lay, under what circumstances 11. .)-' ihe was bound lo catch cold and Answer. A number of such I the complicated technic necessary mo,iin,'a hi,c. i.iim.rt u-hnrn thoifor Dllltiim I) 1 til tO 1)0(1. use of whisky was demonstrated j ouite unanimously. I do not know j of any official action by the mod-1 leal profession, hut I believe the I national medical organization fa-' vors the reiuuvul of . restrictions imposed upon the prescribing of I alcohol by licensed pbvslcians. If your doctor's judgment about that ' is not to be trusted, It is silly to k t some government lame duok deride how much or how little the doctor may prescribe. , . . i I 1 Quill Points How un.foriuuu.itf -that, the .only ones who know how .to improve our minds are; sieh .ojarnrd, dull writers. " ' v ..v.. Dorothy Dix says husbands should spank their wives. And bachelors who .feel that way about; life should twlut a mule's tall. I I Hut Jf fooUdg. made good times why , can't he be a sport and show j Mr. iioover which button to push, i 1 I Another thing tar from the 0i"(fire. folks at home is the thought of staying .there. Kvidently nobody can he trusted with, a record. The minute he breaks it, somebody trios lo t-.alie. it away from him. Scientists who think fric tion always causes heat should observe that between the tcn nnts ami the janitor. If "pnper profits" made people happy two years ago, why not just add a few ciphers to their present incomes? A free country Is one in which statesmen favor a fool idea be cause a job is worth more than self-respect. Americanism: 1 Calling the fa mous horn-blower a lucky ' stiff; refusing to waste your life that way when somebody suggests iLhttt you practice tooling. Every trying period produces a saying that expresses tho. mood of the people. Tills one has given us "What's the price ?" The last word In fiendish atroci ties has been perpetrated at last. A New York chef has invented a dish which combines limberger and garlic. A democracy is a land In which it is 'Impudent to disagree with a man -who makes more money than you do. A hh'k town is a place where, the police department will (uiswer a call us soon as ho finishes a ftitme of check ers. Poor prrphet! Before the event nobody will believe him, nnd after it happens he is. but one of a million I-told-you-so guys. iNmtihlics iiren't uncratef ul. This one waited until Mr. Edison wasi deaf before ulng his phonograph for jazz. Taking money for acting in the movies may keep I lobby from being an amateur, but It doesn't have that effect on a lot of regu lar actors. "1 wouldn't live in n city full cf killers," said the farmer, as he brushed against poison Ivy. stepped over a rattle-snake nnd dodged an angry bull. i 'ni'iwt i it Ii Bpntenee : "If Christmas n resent isn't worth!) keeping." mid the woman, "I'm too sensible to let It clutter up the premises." O Uncle Bill's Tactics By ALICE JUDSON PEALE When Hix-yearold Hnrton went To visit with his uncle. Ills mother sent with him a long list" ot direc tions. . From these Tncle Hill learned whnt foods Durton would and The first 'evening at his uncle's I house, Hurton toult on Juofc at tli food which wos heiiiR sewed and announced, "I don't like anything ove u"'1 "ol eat." "That's too bad.'' said Knele Hill, and to the maid, "I guess-you ran take his plate away." Hurton waited hopefully for a few minutes and watched his titicle emptying his plate with gusto, Then in a small voice he said. "Undo Hill. I've changed my mind. ' think I'd like some supper." When it came bed I line. 1 nolo Hill said, "Your mother tells mc you can't go to bed ill night un less someone undresses you and tuckB you In and sits in the room until you fall asleep. Hut I don't believe you really need all thai fuss. 1 just bet you can go to sleep like a regular fellow. You go up- stairs now and get undressed. oti can call me when you re ready and I'll come up and say 'good night . That evening after Hurton had cheerfully and for the first time iu his life, gone to bed alnne In a dark room. Uncle Hill permitted himself Ihe satisfaction of throw- ing the list of directions into the Two weeks later when Hurton had to go home he said confident ially, "You know mother, Uncle Hill, she thinks I'm just a Ijahy. She really doesn't understand. 1 wish you would tell her the right way to treat a hoy." Brisbane's Today (Continued from Page One) querors here with three always in front, Alexander, Caesar and Na poleon; the great writers there, Homer, Dante, Shakespeare domin ating; the great philosophers yon der, Socrates, Pluto, Aristotle and perhaps Bacon, with groups around Archimedes, Michael Angelo, and Darwin, men without peers, or are they all scattered, Dante perhaps next to a Baptist from New Jersey, nnd Darwin beside n fundamental ist from Tennessee, all eternity In which to convert him? How many or us reel that we deserve but lack tho world's appre ciation? Mr. A. Cnpone, known to his friends aa "Scnrlace,'' because of an unfortunate early incident, lias that' Tooling. , Airs. KUianor Patterson, Brand daughter of the lain Joseph Me.dill, an editor of the Washington Her ald, tells yon about it. Being in Miami, w here Mr, ,Ca pono mainlains a winter residence, and knowing that editors should sock information at the sources, she called on the distinguished Chicago citizen," who, says Mrs. Patterson, "stood hy his gate, with six athletic energetic, looking young men, walk ing about not far from him." The fact that many have threatened to kill Capone, although not to his face, makes him interesting. When Mrs. Patterson said: "I am Joe Patterson's sister," Mr. Capone said: "Come right In and sit down." To tell a Chicagoan that you are Joe Patterson's sister is like tell ing a Jarisian that you are the sister of tho Eiffel tower., Mr. Capone led the way to his beautiful residence, the six athletic young men keeping, unobtrusively, close hy. Even ladies have been known to shoot, although the distinguished young editor of the Washington Herald had no shooting thoughts. She was interested in studying i man of power. And, says Mrs. Patterson; "Ca pone has great power. His hands are extraordinarily powerful. The muscles stand out under his tightly fitting gloves. He is only 32 years of . age., His neck seems strong enough to hold the weight of ten men and" (pointing to a photograph of the marvelous Austrian statue of Colleoni, the great Venetian condottiere), "he has a face as powerful as that. I should not wonder if he were Colleoni come back again, trans ferred by fate from Northern Italy to the shores of Lake Mich igan. "His eyes are two narrow slits, pale gray, and when he jcom plains of harsh treatment unde served, there is a look in them that might change the minds of By BUD FISHER Do Yon Remember? TEX YEAIIS Af! TODAY' (From files of the Mil Tribune.) .lanuary 111, 1V21. Road over the Jnckaonvllla hill reported In good condition. Col. Cordon Voorhies Is named a director of tho Oreuon Grower fn oporativo. 'Considerable loc.i disappoint ment because Hen C. Sheldon, not named on tho ways and moons committee. He was named chair man on the committee on educa tion by the legislature. Senator C. M. Thomas peels Iho h.de off the "Oregon Voter." : Young folks suffer from epidemic of whooping cough. V V. Y. Crowson is named master of tho works for largo K. of 1. ekiss. - ' TWENTY YEAIW AOO. TODAY tl'rom files of the Mail Tribune.) i .lanuary 18. .1911. , Coldest night In many years in city is experienced when the mer cury drops to 14 degrees abbve. Phone system tint out of commis sion by snow and cold. General llaus tells Portland chamber, of commerce that Pacific Northwest Is "highly vulnerable to attack from Invading army." Ot-owth of city shown in city election. Charles M. Knglish, a recent ar rival from North Dakota, sells the tennis court lots on South Oakdale to a Mr. McKce of lieaumilnt, X. D. Present cold weather kllU off many China pheasants. : Census gives Ashland "1,020 souls. Fifteen-year-old boy arrested for hitting middle-aged nian In head with rock. County recorder asks legislature Y lo raise his pay. - ' " " i "i "My costly surfirvg ult of reij atttl cold I can t tret wet, So J'll JtlBt sit," says Puff, ".and soak up ultra-violet. Then too, there Is a certain Mr. Peacock that 1 know - " Whom it would please too much to he : allowed to steal ttl a show." those who talk about putting Ca pone on the spot. I should not like to be near the spot at the psychological moment." -, Mrs. Patterson should wrfte nt leiiKtli of her interesting visit 'to the most powerful man in a' great new industry. It would be as InterestiiiR as an authentic description of a talk with the Minotaur. Capone was born In ' New York, by the way. WTien Mra. Patterson said, pointing to an air plane high up: "Are you not afraid they might drop a bomb." Capone (who pronounces it "like ...corn i pone"), Hlimgged his wide Blioul dei'H and answered, VWell, one way or another." . -j i Farmers of Saskatchewan bare formulated a "Charter of Liberty,' They threaten "a co-operative com monwealth within the P.ritish Um pire." that has. a Russian sound. They demand a basic price for wheat to-cover the cost of produc tion retroactive to the first of last August. That sounds like Unek Sain. --1 -.'i They would '.abolish grain' ex changes and -all speculation in farm products. And they, would have the government crop insurance, "guaranteeing all farmers' produc tion against all natural risks." That sounds like heaven. .- t Also (he lurmiTH ask an arrange ment thut would regulate thecost of things bought by farmers to lit the selling price of .commodities that be produces. ' " a Yesterday Detroit, after a period " of hibernation, shooed signs of life at full speed. Tens or thousands ot additional men went to work. Seventy-live thousand started at the Ford Ulver Rouge plant. . Chevrolet promises 30.000 steady jobs through tho. winter. Dodge. Hudson, Lincoln, Uuick,- Cadillac and Chrysler tire all Increasing in ventory. Somebody reached "the spot yes terday. James Helcastro, known to Chicago as "The Pineapple King." will manufacture no more explo sive bombs. Aa he stepped from hjs automobile five bullets entered his head nnd body. The hospital says lie may live. Such men liavc great vitality. ...... Mr. Williams, editor of Mental Hygiene, says very truly, that those thut practice or contemplate trial mariiage "lack sincerity and faith in each other." The girl In the partnership may be sure of ono thing, namely, that the man thinks little of her. In his opinion of her we.ro whal It should lie he would want to marry and forever, with no trfc no doubts nnd no misgivings, O