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Newspaper Page TextPACE TWELVE MEDFOTM) MATL--TnTMTOTi; MEnFOTCT), OT7EfiONT, SATUftftAy, DECEMBER X lMO''. -1, 'a &ifeDFt)Rb Mail tribune - Dallr and tiuidai . . . PublUlfd br ' . MKMfflkn PklNTlNfl CO. . il-tr-it K rtt . . Tm ft ROBKRT W. RUHL, Kdllor I. lUUntl IUITH, MwalW Aa Inkpcndent Nempaper . Itnluad u Hand elm mill" it Mfdford, Dragon, under Act of aiarcn b, ists. BUBfll'BliTION tUTKs St. Mill tn-AilntiM! Dtllr, HUl BiimUr, rear 17.60 Pally, llh similar, month TO iuiir, amiunit Sunday, rue t oo pally, nitbout Sunuar, month Sunday," ono year 2.00 . By Carrlar, in Adiane, Hlford, AiblaiKt, Jarknntllla, Crolrat Point, rbtKnll. Talent, Cold Hill ana on lllfmrayi: Dallr, ilh Sunday, month llally, villiout Sunday, montb 03 ' mil m.nt Itiirvli. dm arai...... T.00 Daily! IUj Sunday, on year.; 1.00 ' All trml. rain in adraoee. , , - Official paper of the City of Hedford. ' Official paocr of Jaetaon County. MEMBER Of TUB ABBOOIATKI PIIB88 ' Beeelilnf Full Uajed Wire Herrlea ' jbe ue or pubtuitlon of all newi dlipalchea frfOlieg u ii of ouktwchj nnjnm hi . ir"i All rlchla for publication of aptcial dlapaUhea erein are bud resencu. HEMBRft OK AUDIT IIUHKAU OK CIRCULATIONS MKMRKB OK TUB UNITKD 1'RKflfl . arfttrtlifnt Brnreientatltej M. C. HOUKNDKN OOMKANT , ' Orflcea In New York, ClilciKo, Detroit, ' , fraiieUW, Lrw Angelce, statu., Portland. Ye Smudge Pot (By Arthur Parry) John D. Rockefeller Jiiih don ted ', , $1, 00)1,000 to uld the unemployed. "J,, und it ought tii keep tho. service stations, of Air. nuckcfcllor'H com pclllurs busy for qullo a hoii, Tho J-lldcr IJiiuxlilcrn, -who ntlll J retain their fiilth In Huntii t'luux, -' Imvo ntdrtfil hornHwoBiiHiiK ' l'nw . 6 Into punk-ling Wl for iin Amrnkhun uulf cont. . . i'iuiiiiiiTi,N I--11ANKNKSS (SF. Hulletlil-l'nll) , Tomorrow nlttht fi number if H(n-clnl tr0.lnii henring lillur- iouii, nortnorn. , waiuorniuurr, ciuntcd ly tho' beat mill lis, . will deport. , - VuikIiIIii turnell tn the iitlbct.pt tho ciinneiy ciitnr viit, and 7000 ' icill.inB of . proBiiectlvo . vinegar '' ooicd liitii tlio newer. It would '. Iiuvo been riulckei- und oimier If li 10-yeur-oia boy had Bliot a lidlo In tho . vat 'with' his truHty high- powered rlflo. , tSii! Becretnry of ntuto linn itt clnred wnr on I-eyed nuton. Tho uiiiuIhIk will now co-operato by not . having any llghtx ut all. ' ztitA HattUltO. cilevcn year - old Willows youngritur. returned to her home today after conviileHclrig from wboro lie will eonvulcueo. '," (Chlco, Oiil., KnterpiiBH.) Quito inyHtlfyliig, but It sounds nwoll. '' Tho Vuiu deconilohB ore nli In place, und hot a uliiglo iol-laddor betrr.vfd its trust. Hollywood has outstripped Port ' land, us tho leading Paulfio coast ' paradlso for buneo-lirllsls. Tho movie .capital population tumbled for a fake liootchy-kootcby dunce. ' t'lose scrutiny roveals1 that the t; woman who chops wood so wholo ! hoartcdly In "The Dig Trull," Is a .. man uttlred In n Mother llublmrd. o No womun could bo so awkward with nn axe. . , e- (Muw-'hrtinntcr coats-arc bolng aired. , 7"hcro Is no local social event of sufficient olltenoBS to , noecssltiito their wear, so they ' must bo In course of preparation ' for the opening of tho legislature. r . "James Hand hits boon around bunie , all week, und Is badly bruiid"-(t)eellvllle, Cal., Ncws. A victim of domestlu traiuiulllty. ' .''' Alll flllSKKVATIUM ' (KMleni NlMterrtiihn) J PANTS HUIIN Homcuuo threw a pair of Mints up thru the seuttlo holo near the stovo - I'lpo In tho small house on tho lilley buck of -Hroudwuy be ,',' tween Jefferson unci Mudlsori streets. They might bavo ', thrown them there lust sum .. nier. .1 The Unlvcrslly of tuegmi fnol bsll conch, it is f oared upstute. will trunsfer his affections to tie " VnlverHlly of t'allfornla, where tho rumpus imlltlclans arc lilgKcr, ln't- T'ter, and more plcntltdl. It Is felt ' throughout tho state, that it coneli receiving ll,t00 per year, should not cuniptuln of being pestered by ut lenst tbree of "Old Oregon's" :!tradltlons. Tho coach should do llko Medford borrow diplomats f frnnUXlregon Htato, lu thwart torn foulery, ,. !; MKK KIMKK I'llll.DKItH Kwaut lir bo a carpenter. - To work ttll tluy lotig In ' oleifn wood, . -Hhnvlng It Into little thin silvers ': Which screw up Into cur's) behind ' riiy filuiie:' ' , Potindlng stiiiie, Mack nulls Into wlilte I tils. With the claws of my hammer , (illnlehlllg. ( . . , I wMlit to shlnsli' a 16ue. Hltftng on the ridgepole III n brlglX i brecie. . il want tii put the shlnglt on neatly. m "; Tsltlng itreiii cure that eiteh Is "l reetly hetweep two others. ,1 want my nanus to nnvo the tang -' of wood: Hprure, Pcdiir, cypreKs. 'I want to draw it Hue on it hoard I with it flut pencil, . Anil then saw along Unit line, '. With the awcct-snielling sawdust piling up In a yellow henp at '" my teet., itAmy aowcll.) , Tenor Injured ", NEW YOKK, Dec. . (J) FreJj- nrlrk .land. Metropolitan oihmh '' tenor, wan In hospital today Kith ( tnilitlplo Irsoture of the left leg ' as the result ot being knocked down by an automobile yestorday near hla home In Kew Gardens. ixrndon hoy bandit, are iieing birched. THE TRAGEDY OF PLENTY A YEA It oj?b wo linil it Ktcik market crash. It wusn't the ciiiini- of our present tl.r-HHion ; it was o result of over-eoiifi-ilonce. Today wo suffer from over-eautioj, und I iloii't know which of the two is worst! for u: ' .; A ypar ago we peddled wild rumors of failures, disaster, panic. We told end) other tltwo milliois unemployed, hut suid riothiiiK.nf tllfc forty-two millions on the joh. AVe whispered to each other iluit the tuition was "hroke," that hiiyin( power had vanished, hut said iintliinj,' of the fifty billions ''(' hanks hud on deposit, aiuj of the fifteen billions, for example, which we could borrow on our "savings" in life insurance. In awed tones we spoke of fewer ear-loadiiijs, but said iiolliinrr. of the !IO(),'lO freight cars whiidi were beintf loaden'cach week. , AVc talked ourselves into a state of fear, and we are still talking. .. . i 'C : AVc fiiicj a jierversc pleasure in seclainx grounds for pessi mism. Nothing reassures.: Weignore the absence of those things which usually accompany panics. There is no scarcity of money. National credit was never so good. No suspension by banks of full efisii piiyiiieiits. No sale of certified checks ut a discount.' No great failures. No disoarlers of euraeiicy. And Hie irony ol' it! -, e fJERC niillions w-liti desire things, fooi, shulter, ciotlug; btiiel1 liiillions who desire greater ieonveiietieesaiid com forts of life; others the luxuries. . Noi a sinn(e individual from Uillioiiaire Ford (just back from a Kiir'o.eiiii vaeiltion) on down, who is content, whose desires are siflisficd. All st.taud willing and eager to exchange their labor and services for the fruits pf 'the labor aiM services of others. Here,, a surplus of foods, 'of building inateriiils, of cotton, woolens ami silk. The gigantic factory phiiit of the nation, with jfteBin uj); ready to go; agencies geared ii as never before to fiirhish art, books, music, and travel. - . .. , . The tragedy of plenty ! ...-'. -.', RJIOANWIIIfjK the shelves of tile nfltVin, both in stores and in homes, are beconiing bare. Some day, just as the bubble of over-ebnfidence burst a jear iHgo, oiir present over-caulion will vanish and then we shall all join in a mad scramble to buy. Factories will licit he able to fill their orders; and wheli we hear of that, we shall become more exuited to buy, demanding deliv eries' now. Oiir, instant demand will cause prices to go up and tip And up. , ,' , - I That has been the course of every depression. Prices on the down grade. The! dollar commands greater ajid greater values. .Seiitinieiit changes: Thrift comes to be a matter of wise spend ing hs well as wise saving. The Americail people; have never been and never will.be content indefinitely with a hand-to-moilth existence. Aiid because of this, from evry depression vome new names, new; fares, .new, fortunes, new business leaders. There are ill ways a. few who do not wait, for Opportunity to repeat iier knock lit the door and show credentials. There are illways a few eveii its there arc li few'todtiy who with foresight and common sense go quietly Into a low-priced market, stock tip raw mate- j rials, lay tip supplies of every kindeveti to household and per sonal supplies and gel ready for the inevitable upturn.' i aa IF YOU will look aliout you, you will note that most of the big " fortunes of today, andthe rtlieccssfill liieii, dime up out of times like ihese. Not blind . buying, but intelligent buying, based oil a complete picture of title's business ill full View. N'it a worm's-eyo view alone, but the day sees ten years ahead. . . ' , ' Never fear, from this tragedy names for the business headlines of tomorrow. They are iii the making now.-Mcrlc Thorpe in Nation's JJusiiiess, The wi mint nnd tho fool in love or -try to-cxplitm hard times. . , DouhtlesK wui'fat'e will eontiuuo until somebody (hiukH Jo erefct a inihhniotli bronze stiitue The ol)jeeliHi to international beauly efmlests is thiit iiiorit perfect giraffe IooUn fiiimy A free land in one in which thought if Npoken by a niiiii who The final proof of courtesy Is one the other chap de.scriles and Mrs. Kill Thompson lost sonic Mayor is reeovrring, Kvery fown has biie Innu who the new commit lee hwmisc be Cliiaug's desire lo inakc(.1iina ML'c other t'hristhin nations h the first puhliiJ revelation ttf 4 Short history of a famous (l!) Wins power and discovers the Villa bis pockets and Jtccomes a MUTT AND JEFFThe Customerje, Always Wrong r ymmm nr H.;t ca tevw j y view of a man who on a clear ' of plenty there will come- new soem much ..like when they full Of a tax receipt, tin to a kimjrnroo. n pltttitude iseems a brilliant got a lot of votes. (" iuive mfailnient just like the not tell linn. of her ordltulry jewels blit tlu f seems the loRieal one to head nlreadv has li similar jobs. lus inability to read.' radietil, (1). Whoops for reform. people don't give a darn. (.1) conservative.' ? jHit m-j ETHICSM m c,y- p a customs -r C4k ' ' ; IL B "" ... i l fmc lP irJPsi ; MAIL TRIBUNE . i DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE AC II OSS I. Williual Car . 4. Tlilnk l. HurnnTfiH li. Sluoriiuliii cutnlf. form i 13. KJivl rloii-uUjr H. Srlf C hlri.l ol frtill IS. f.'iimu inKfCitt 18. rtliik iloivn i. jiri up 91; Sim tfort S2. jtoiirlivi acrnil tU, liny 3K. iiittnu for Solution of Yesterday'i Puiile sleli ITTc a w f. E I PBRilIp' niIIaEIA ApMilJvof e RUSE aw flHlE A T E R Sill MololT S 1 " Iff7!" " ' F , 1 P A TIE n tOI N iMTjA t e A k "fLl Iii C A NflNlf W S Slf "PlTlfTMH O ytellGlR JN t Ir EUHld n eCUo nie Zt. M-(:iiru ut ITIcIA 11. Murk of omli. fWfff tT Wlufl S. S'-iitltcrn con tfllt;tlon 3. 'rl;o frum 39, tfiiiill iturrow ha A urtrullap rra ivllfti 40. Fm 4S. ymiinl. for rulhi'iiltim . smuiiu. dittit 4f. ntir yrUa llt r)uui tliu mi nli AD. J'rniMinn tl. fprlfiliilnv to npfi'iiU 41. Keneh Iloraei of a ce.rliiln ruler S. I'r.lnl .IlKlt 67.v Lnnff flail 64. Cumriiirt r,D. t-lnl.h IIO win I. Sufliif np -I. I.n-ul .'.He ClA R.inTltE DliI- ALE El IF R E N eE A SJL rIe airUcIeIpIaIrUeIsItiei .. ii.L.l m - , 71 iff3 Lii ; ,d ' Jml SM - - 25 2b . 27 111 '' ' 2t So 31 f S35 3L 1LZ. - llllji-L!!!! Jb : - S 51 & S3 , . ww ; ; ; - ; Jmr I I ,.;a,A I I I I Yq,t I I Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. b. RlitnH lelfn prrlalnrnc t rronl heallb irnl TTtw, hot to 1ltfii, iHatKtsts or treatment 111 be anxvernl liy Mr. .truly If tlsmpwl self drlreMfed emelope li enclnseil. f.ttm should be brief txl ftrMteti In Ink. Uwliw lo tha lnt wmbti of letter received only a few ran be amwered here. No reply ran he nude to queries not uniforming to lostruetlonf. Address in. William Brady la care of Tin Mall Tribune. TH10 ItlCVOKT OK Till-: liAHIF.S a 1 i-' oxf.Y tiik ;ovi;u.ii:nt shoilo Wo Imhiim u ro hieroly flKhtirK for uur l'ik'litH atraln. Ail wo i.sk ts thiit our fond ho nui: tHmpored with. Tho orRunlKPil babies of Ahirrlcrt ilo not want und nro not In Bymputhy with tho moveincnt to eHtahllsh rt. tlopiirt mpnt of . I h t a n t Welfare." or nny thlnff of tho kind n the foUcnil kov e r n i n p n t . . " o u r e suffering now from too much hushwah nnd liu reaucrncy. Heaven Him re us a Secre tary ut. Infancy ami Chlhlltood in the cabinet. Let bail enoUKli ulone, wiy we. ConniiU erinK the break we're Kitting now, under a bureau of Home depurt- ment or other In tho Rovernment we had rather let things remutn uh they are. Not that the ffrtvornment its wh(dly to blame for tho high coat of hiibivM, but wo hold that tho Rovernment Ih partly to hlaiue niid we'll tell you why. In the paat four or five yenra, the lieeesaity of providing vitamins for bnbk'H Iihh been pretty thoroly ImpreKHed on the people of thla nation. Almost any one who renda knows now that you cun't make n HiireesH at the baby bunlnrRs with out ndeo,ate vitamins. Well, by a proei-HN of trial anU cMmlnatlnn. It hns ben found that the rirht-st n ml benl moutco of the eKsinilul vittiiulliw 1h not freHh milk, ficsli vkizh, fresh Imlter. freah fruits. or their JuIcoh, but rod liver oil. Tine. Cm liver oil Isn't prohibi tive In price, that Ih. not In tin proper quantUtcN for the daily vitamin ration ten drops thrice daily for u baby two months old. ami the daily ration Kraymty ln- creaned to n teaHpoonful two or three timet a day from six monttiH to the end of the find. year. let moiup bli? bUHinesti man Ret hold of n cat eh of cod, nnd he can extract the liver oil and put hla ape rial label on It and make It pretty darned expensive muff for I MillilfiiiilUlWiJ1" ,' I I JWW.lili"llfelr'lll'l' 1 ' l'Aeftet iimet tkc f"" 1 t. Ilalft prefli 10. Rom 11. Hare the In. trllrri Impaired bi aicn It. An nbnd. df - ajaiioiaoti . ;ti. itcnat ol bar. drn . rlneeri 94. Kllll ti. t'rll 8. Itefur. 37. Kliuril ahriith . M. H'oriii lulu a In tile nt. Niilirm .11. llelHiail 34. lllifli curd 37. Jiajr 30. luiand Kaaalaa la 41. Ilrllltlilful rffriuna .. ' 43. rrunnan 44, In Hi I plare 42. IHirsIuH fuuna tnina 47. Otllff 44. Slmrt jRckel : 4. Tnll frmraa araaa alrm AS. AmKrknn pnat r,3. rnoklnv Ulan - all M EiFUS Pt- AS IS IE s LylBEiSkaU J T AEKlClAlf TjERS 4. surlna 4. l-:8ffilinped ; a. I'nntltra t. Vumiif damoa 1. floililnir B Irariillon with-. nat hflnlrtnlifg or ond ' i i ait honest man to buy for hla baby, Tho honeHt man may decline to buy the fancy brand. But if he takes that course he soon discovert that ho has got to buy it 'or get alonu; without cod liver oil, as the dealers supply only tho brands that have been made "well known. . ".,And how have they been made fr11I knowh?' By propaganda and by subsidized medical research. 4Vf.ll this coHts money, and the cost iii paid nut of the profits In the oil. Worse stilt. Just when the honest man ia settling down to It and pay ing the tariff for the necessary Cod liver oil for the baby, some biff business interest 'develops a new concentrate of the necessary vita mins of cod liver oil, and launches a nation-wide propaganda and.. a line of medical research and all the. rest of It', and presently the new conVontrate becomes quite es sential for the baby, and poor father must pay thru tho nose for it. What has the Rovernment to do with all this dirty work? Oh,, the government supports the racket by Issuing a patent for the new con ceal rate. That tears it, mi far hs te" babies are concerned. Tho people who own the patent must get their royalties from every drop of the concentrate we babies re ceive. Now we contend that If the gov ernment were nrt concerned about t our welfare as It pretends to bo, no such (latent would be issued: or if 11 patent is iniitc neccHsary. then the government should buy it out right and Rive it Jo us free of cost. Ql-iCSTlONS AM) ANSWERS Keloid Is there any method by which keloid scars cun be remoVed or reduced ? They idand out promi nently. I would like to know whether they can bo flattened out. tF. V.) Answer. X' ray treatment will flatten them out atid improve ap pearance. The Thirty Miitcrstlilnii Should a woman plan on having all her cblldrenboforo she 1 3 tl .Provided, of course, she is In good health. (Mrs. C. T.) Answer. No. Perhaps the age of 25 is Ideal tor motherhood, but many, .normal women do not attain complete development Intellectual ly until 55 or 40, whereon any norma J. woman should retain nU, her physical efficiency, until she, reaches 4a. . This may explain why the later, born children are often superior to .the first born. j - . Cruelly to Neurotics , I have refrained from writing many times, when you have so scathingly charucterlaed'.' nervals breakdown, but your last outburst seems unnecessarily cruel, so I arp asking you if you will not discon-; tlnue making it harder for those of us who are trying hard to overs come Whatever a nervous breaks down !. (R..T.) . Answer I still feel that the; other, members of the family or' housohojdi Reserve moat of the1 .sympathy where there is a case of nervous imposition. Besides, , I have had a number of letters from people who thank me for having taught them that "nervous break down'' doesn't mean anything, for once they've discarded that foolish alibi they have taken proper steps to find out what, If anything, really, was the matter, and often the real trouble proves amenable, mo that the deluded one. no longer goes . thru life bemoaning his in feriority. - Cradlo Cap - Ia It -harmful to comb a baby's hair to .take cradle cap , out? The bahy Is 0 months bd and perfectly healthy excepf. for this. Some say It makes a baby, foolish to comb their hair. . (Mrs. VV. R.) ( Answer. if ordinary dally wash ing "With soap and warm .water does not remove the socalied "nlilk crust" or "cradle cap." rub some olive oil, br fresh cold cream '"or Jmfatcd vaaeljne into tlie patch' at night and wash It again next mor ning, l)b. hot use a comb.' . Use a soft brush for the baby's hair. The Jess a comb Is used for ahy body's;jhu,iK, th,e better- . Brushing l always rathdr beneficiai to Jrnir and scalp, provided It " does not scKilch the sculp. 1- , ' . ' ' t v r , parents RMIit'-CONSCKH'S - fc . y A1U-C .liidsoh lenlc. Tlie typical adolesctmt is ad mitted a highly self-conscious crea ture and. he is often accused as well ot 'being valiv boastful and unreasonable. It 1b not to be wbiKfcrcd at . if he presents the appearanco of be ing uil of these in turn, for he Is going through a period during which hi whole personality is un der strain. , Mo Is belng faced nil, at ijnce with the -urgent Inner need of working out a satisfactory corre spondence between the self that he actually Is at the moment' and the developing ideal self. . Ho is -besieged by a multitude of new aspects of living. He wants very much to feel sure of his per sonal attractiveness, of his ability to rale well with his equnln and to progress toward tho goal de termined by his background, and past training. There Is inevltaltly a wide and painful gapbetween the self that he faces In -the mirror and the self that he hopes to become. - He is unsure of the relative im portance of various aspects 'of his strlvlngsl. Now he works on one tack,, conctmtniting oh haberdash-: ery or. athletics, now on another, devoting himself exclusivqly to Scientific research or tho life of reason. ' t , ' - ,A1 tiiCKe eonrileting trends cause his behavior to be the' absurd, baf fling and unpredictable thing it so often seems to hJs eldors. iparents will achieve greater pa tience and more, harmonious rela tions with their adolescent ohs and daughteis If , they,, remind t'hemsetves of their 9w.11 ..youthful idiosyncrasies. , Hccalling their own ' bewilder ment, the passionately earnest quality of their vtrivingj when sud denly it dawned upon them that It was time to put away childish thing!). thy perhaps will acquire oinc measurt of the tact !ind hu mor o neceKrtiiry to see their chllf dren through the selt-cohsclous age, multnomAh valuAtiom increased 4 million rORTLANM). Dee. 6. Multuomnh's assessod vnluation In creased almost four million dol lars In 1!H0 over 1 ! t! K . figures an nounced by Hiram XL Welch, as sessor, revealed. The valuation of Portland alone showed a two and a half million dollar gain. Mouth Africa has a new wheat pool;' - ' -- i , 1 Quill Points Yet th hHiiiet iroile tl" sleep in their underclothes. The hlKhent aren't safe unlesH the lowest uro safe, ulso. -The haul driver cun't avoid n wreck when ho meets a tool driver. A hlith tariff i much like, a kick In tlie jtnts. It's n reiit slic'cetw until the other fellow do cides to do it, too. Hut , If vnu are oa'.vflll to con ceal V'rlH" belief that everybody, is crooked, people won't knowj you ar i, failure. i X '; Vliy - ilo Imlice bntber lo lest the bnikex tr jour cur when II would Ik- easier lo looU at tlio buck cud of your (ianiBC? Civilized nation: One that cheer fully , spends ; billions to Kill men but can't think up a way to care for tho Jobless1. . ' - , Progress: Tho slow business of converting thoso who have fea thcred nests. Thirty-two million Americans now have licenses , to drive, not counting the marriage licenses ot those who function from the uaci; seat. Americanism: VlKitlng the koo ahd amusing ourselves by watch Ing thi monkeys: visiting celebri ties for much the same purpose. Isn't -man wonderful! Knowing prosperity depends on the supply Of gold. he uses quantities of the diminishing output to- mako trin kets, -.t. i . , Then, ton, you tint judge a man by the goR wore he kotw. A - prominent dentist sii.ys tht American .month is becoming larger. We knew it was unwise to add that last layer to the club sandwich. The mixing of hV Is English and only In the mountains can you find pure stock that still says "lilt's fixlii 10 rain." Very likely Samson's- strength was. in his hair. Kvery genius we have ever seen needed a hall- cut. . Wrecks :huitpnn - so quickly , that you enn t le sure of anything ex cept that tho man's, accident pol icy lapsed a week ago. Perhaps ojio reason why juries won't convict 1s because it doesn't pay to kick a fellow who may have you in the sumo fix tomor row. Tho queerest thing about hard times Is their trick of being caused by a tariff, on one side of the ocean and free trade on the other. Correct this sentence: "I have njpyed the; tory of yourrtrip." said the friend, "and especially the ''carofuP explanation of each kodak picture." TOLO COMMUNITY CLUB E . TOIA). Ore., Dec. 6. (Special) r--lolo Community club held all-day meeting Thursday with Mrs. .Mabel c. Mack, the home demonstration agent,, present. , Sho Instructed tho ladles In the making of many useful and prac tical Xmas j:iftH, and also lietped scvenil nf them In the renovating uf 4lothes. A dchcfoij'Uirich was sel-Vt'(rt noon with eleven ladies present and two children. AVIATRIX RETURNS TO SCENE FORCED LANDING Ml A. Ml. Fin.. Dec. 6. (A) Mrs .1. M" Keith-Miller left here lu n chart ercd seaplane this morning for Andros Island to recover the airship In which she made forced landing on the island lu?t Friday. . , . A chapel has been opened in a tramp hotel at Smithfleld, Kng- I.i nd. -' By BUD FISHER Do Yon Remember? Ti:. VKAItS AfiO TODAY. (From flics of the Mail Tribune.) DeceinlK-r' 0. IH'. . President Wilson In a speech de clares, "The crisis of democracy is upon uh." . Epidemic of flu in Alaska causes Alaskans to demand whiskey as euro. - - : Ue'rt Thlerolf's autotnoblle st'ilen October 18, finally located In Salt Lako City. - ., - SppIv ilfall sells His homestead in the Prospect area. . , New fish legislation pondered by locnl sportsmen, for presentation to the legislature. TWKNTY VEA11S AGO TODAY (From files of the Man Tribune.) December . 11(J. Christmas mall pours' Into local office. . - rL-io Point tract to be .subdi vided by William Von der Hollen. j. A. ..Perry, in Chicago, fella of tho glories of the Rogue. Charles" D. Hazelrigg. manager MeHfniwi .. onerji' house, nhno'unccs thi..t hnreafter he WiH hold 110 tick ets to shows for anybody, and ha adopted the "tlrst como win jcasu, first served." ' , '. .' j Franklo Edwards and Kid ,'D.il ton stage a. hugging mutbh.nt tlio Nat, and Mayor Canon demanOH to know ot tho police "Wh.v in tho Sam .Hill didn't you atop it?'' : Kvan Jieamei of Jacksonville ha puithased prorierty iri'thls city, ahd will move from the county scat.. Says .Puff; . "Trie, ferny (or so .I've heard) '.' Has. come to be quite a business ' bird. ,. 't Th.e men who . edif that cross j... ,.word flame ' ' ,? Now..itll pay, royalty on .Its hame." Sundown THE CHRISTMAS STOCKING oy mary urdnam gunner. i lit inline iiacit IvIUCIV iiu-.i turned tho time back and John arid t eggy wore wun mm as tneynioqu . . Tlioy saw a man sitting I n s i el c in front of a fire, it wns a very plain, simple rooni, and it looked as though the people had not known very good fortune of lato. In front of the fire a pair of stock ings, belonging to young anil small person, were hang ing up to dry. Suddenly the .children saw somc Ihing very bright and gleaming hilling Into tho stocking. . "W'bilt WHS tllHl'" IWlTU u-flU..,n... oil, as she leaned her fuco against me winnow pane.. . . "That was Snnla Otaiis or Saint Nicholas as they call him In tills part of Iho world where wo are to night dropping a piece of gold. Hp tO tills tllllo hn hurl n..l ll.n..nl.t about filling stockings, but only of viiiisiiiiiis trees anu leaving pres ents. "lie khetv thlu ru... It- l.n.i .. had very good fortune lately and ne wanted to jjenn a bright and shining nnd gleaming gold pleco down lo them. Ilo did not w,ant thn fnllierlo know hrv was giving him a present, no he jusl hretv it down the rhilnnpv nnd mi. li hOH landed in the stocking. . )'.. ' -That has given Santa (Inns wonderful Idea. From now on ho will fill ul..Li,. ...,... , ".""".ln i.CIJ 111 milllHS. for llic word will get around ot the good fortune this family had. and others will hang up stockings too." iouvc seen tho very first Christmas stocking of all .and now you're going to r.ee how Ssnla Clans Visits til n ellililt-cn ni-n.. In 1lnil.. arid Hrlelmn for wnre not fur 'away trom t here nbw. ' VVVhcro are c iiw;'- '"j'ohu asked. "Where waa the first slock ing filled?" . "lierniany." said the Little Rack Clock. "In Hnllnnrl rhnt. iti tA t t.i ... lyl ijaie mm Visit hem on a rinv that. h.. .n. ed St. Nicholas day, which Is three weeks sooner than our Christmas clay. "We must go to Holland next." V Monday -in Holland" MMy-fivjc percent of tho tu. rtenw at HomhwutTn St.itw Tearh - ll'V.e, IMir.inl. imn . irni a Iheir ljy tin, .mull j-.-houl,