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PAGE EIGHT MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGOX. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER ?. 1930 Medford Mail Tribune '' Dtllj nd Sundaj Pulillilwl hi UEIiruHU I'UlNIINa CO. li-iT-ia n. Kir at. Phou rs HIlHrrHT W. rll'IIU Kdllof 1. 81 I1'TKK HMITII, Manaiw An Intlfprnilrnl Niiir LOOKING FCHWARP 7'' ruin jfently I'nliiiiR ami mini puddles in the mads, it 1 is liunl to realize tliat six or seven iniuitlis hence, it will he licit , and on the same country roiuls dust will lie a problem. Vet that is true. And the members of the County four! realize It. So thev rccenth' announced that the most conipre- MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSSWORD PUZZLE Personal Health Service Ey Wiiliam Brady, M. D. j Southern Oregon, will he carried on in VXM. ., ,.$r. jo! Tin Medi'ord-liueh highway will In oiled as far ns IVovolt, o. ; Kuss Lane and the Old Stuj-e roml are itlso on tin1 program, bavly. I lih H'ltHhy, Dttnitli Pally, nitK.til iiMlr, bwiiHi Itiily, i(lMiit Kuntljy, w yrit Pa'lf, vitli Bumliy. ui n-u AM trrmi, m-Ii In ailiaixr. O'flflil puw of Ifrr ily of Mflfurd. Official apr of JarlMJti ("minly. .fir. 7.00 K.uil ; mkmki:r ok a!':mt iukkau UK II ill I I.ATMI.VS MKMHKJ1 HP TDK U'NITKI) I'llKMM Ailmliilns llcirn.'',ei M. C SNM.KNSKN I'OMI'ANY Orflrw )n N York, liitflitii, I trull. flan Fraitrlsru, m Ailn, rWatlK l'ortleiwl. AC It OS . i.uiiaa for aa lunfullr I. Munh'i land. Iltf place IS. L'oiitroteralal 14. Jend tidily Itf. J'crienla it. Until IV, Curl ol aa Hti'tiiUifUler CO. Slake for rOHlillg llll-lltl HI. nrrn ru !!- 23, Clmrurler In "The MylU of tli Kins' 4. Jliile dveceit ' . Mineral named i fur Irfcluiiil 1 SJ. L'niijuiirllorj 21. fiurul omiinr I . .Make tlirruU j so, Aurrnw fabric 32. Olii sufllx I 33. I'roTl.llnff I grapevine Si. llry, at Hint I as. Auliininhllii year, and have the foresight, and good .judirmcnt, to eont inui' r"r"""" ieli Ims been so siieccssl'id in the nasi, anil Willi "Ii Solution of Yeterday' Puzzle Own. nn-w An oi timrii . i n i u . 'ihensive and extensive road oiliiij.' program, in the history of BUHHCKU'TIUN HATCH Br Mill In Alliance: llaily, villi Kumhr. nr.... pally, villi Kiimlay, Munlli . . . ilallf, .lth.Mil Sunday, yrar. . liaay, wiawm runway, iniiiiui '" . . . .... . . . UiiiiiW. one yrr s.oo while all Ihe roads oiled this vcar will be maintained. by ( arrlrr. In Ailurnv Mr,lf..ri1. AMilanrt. ( Jerkwnlllr, Vnlr.ll I'ulliI, I'linriill, Talrnl. Mil ' 1 Ills IS 00 lll'WS llllll till' lllt'll 1 1 IC IS ot tllC ( "llllty ( Olll't II l' Hill and "i aialmari: i . . . i! in ne neariiiv comiiieniied on nieir iieiiou. Oiled roads not only mean, j renter eonil'iirt for local resi dents, and for tourists, hut better health for all, dust bcinj? one of the most efl'iftivc H'flin carriers ilurini.' the suiniuer. mkmkkh iik tub ahsociattii I'iii-S8 j In time of war prepare for pence, and time of ?ains pre- Ttie A MK-iai'ii im i ririn iidy miiiM in : arc for the .season when there arc no rains at all'. Il iiw fur imUirall.0 ill all nrw illsmlrlin i rrnlilnl In II it Mliriii e rmlilnl In llih paw, i '1 lie rnilll 'llllll!; prOgnilll Of tile t lillllty ( Olll't dellionst ral IMI alW I" tH- 11IC1 lillllllliril lirir.ii, W All rlalitH fur iiuliliraliiin ul fcclal ilHpalcliel Drrrln are aLsn mmed. t I. i .m m - A L A EU r eIpla iWlA S TU B A ST RANT E va OBOE C E dJL SETA arBwi p e If. ME ft ftfrElN I raTIaRea nIaImO RTrTfg gtlp rTTmTT? Pa l e Sue e ELI SiONS E O rJflN ITS L E "S US L E E H, Mineral iprlny 40. Drill IS. SliahaptlaK Indiana of northers Oregon JS. Ji oil let with lea-a. aothnrltj It. HcA ocbM ar. 11. Hiiur room 81. Jtrnail mfle ti, celeittal iwily a fruit 1 23. Cnmoion to ' bum sezea tt. Ancient Greek gruvettnne SI. Make Into law 34. Peer GjM'a mother 88. Sfetal-bearlna; rck 89. Line connect Ina placet of eg ii a 1 baro mvtrJe oretinre 40. Small croa 41. Tidy 41. Purtt of theme Bluied letteri vtrttiutat t pertoml Iwalih and hyekne, not to disc, dlaftnwli or trnmnt fll b iiitHt-rfd by Dr. ilrwly If itinipw) srlf i.Wressed mrelope li encloiwl. Utter tltouM be btlrt ind trittrn In ink. Ottng to the utt numtirr of lettm reeelied only a fee nn be anwernl bfte. No trpy ran be made to queries out cuofuroiic U iiutfuetiona. Addresa Dr. William Brady In cart of tm miii inoiine. tlmt tin- iiu'iiiImts oj' tin .-oiirt rc on llic jol, t-vcryolay of 1 1 1 a prnirriuii. wli niniii so iiitirh to t hi people of I In- (Miiiiiiiiinily in the future. LOOKING BACKWARD Ye Smudge Pot J (By Arthur Ptrryi i-nlion luis bocn calle.I to an cssav written liy Lord Th'!p.iJ,tiriii huuHea urc stflf untlor thn Infltjjj'm'of 1tuniltrtMlvlnK. un rrmttntut .1 perv tijrKey hiiHh and jjiMetif cn;.t.oiiHt mHl jy jltihtH The Yule (tim-h ciomploti'ly fMiMlieiiteil the mtilille.-of-the-roiid I Hpeeiler, (tencriiHy nn nncinrit 4tl with nil dnft t flujll"K O I nnnounrod In thn Tribune f'r Noveniher 13 that I would UQ A Khtridii tho hist of thitt w'pk. find willli&. lln w.'inn't. ( Foiintiiin Inn. H. C. Trlhune). rxtl:ui.Ttl(n. The compete K. OowrIII; thft plfon'rlol rx )iert, has nanihrupt HrIiik nn his ni-rk, ndjiifent t hit. mcdiai ot.lniiFrtu, a doctor mild. i:l!bi;eP m,Hv KI. J: xi if ii Inert) A B0tl(il(iKHt d'clnroH t)it nn nppullinKly IncretiHlnK num ber of youii men are tinhle tn prow fchiLi hiilKo of mufiou llnlty, n nHtiiehe, and, nc eordiR to tliuNntionnl Htifety Cnunoll,two nienln different pixrtB of the country huvo reported that they wero nerl oiiHly Inired whllo helntf huff Bi'd ,.by rilro.nK-arijftir.H. , Eventn In 1'ortlnnd fnVca(o pentH oirHetl with wealth, nre he tweentho lnrimo tifcc, i?oM-tUf?f;t'm anil hunco nnlHta thd Irint ' two affllellpnH ielii(C teyond the curn II vi powers of tm "Jtmeph poll rloB ' . t "Tho Older Olrl nre RettTnK no ellilly hiiriy. In their erntlae'tnlled RrtwnN, ' ulere 47. 'ibus hood 9. blender o. posit i ra elec trie pole ti, TQeek letter C3. Ilnaecfiropanl eil . , l. One Hi at takes a nay Thn Ifint ofajhe IntellluTf itHla hnw drifted hnck to the en m pun. I'.VKUYTIIINO IHmX gAgUlft'l (lliippy flollow NolfN) MrH. Myrtle I'erkh?;, hntl nn nthijjj" tooth opiilh'Tl Monday She thlnlot they hi'e fnumr the one tlit hitH bei'ii Inn Hiik A i Ih time '. VThn 'Buy Nw cnmpnlKn vH nevirho n HueceHH, untlt It co operuteH with the 'I'ny l-Jiter' movement." (Life.) Wherein the truth Ih reeonnizod In piintdng. A curtained open-f--.ee. nuto re-O turned from tho tlmhcr yeHterduy with a ChriHtmuH tree liiMhed to v1ho rear, Avhere It hud no chunce to ohHtruct the view. Tho deprennton hun resulted In no dellne In lawTK yelling at each other. Benn Colllnn, tho nhle, nlert, efficient, outHtatntir.f;, courtooOn. nf fable, ntnlahle all-around Jnjjr nallHt of the enteentetl I'ortland TcleKi-atn. Monday committed the nioHt dlnholleul poetical atrocity of the year. Ho rhymed "Chrlat miiri" with "this mewt," to wit: Thin year at early time I'll do .My flhopplnff for tho nlftM of t'hr.Htmiin, Out of pure courtctiy to you Who have no interetU In thin I1IC5H. Thin J-enta the manterplcce of 'Ihe loc.tT II. W. Loimfellow, w flurlitK the Hlreftn of the late cam VnlKn effufted: "My heart In a ritKhiK fire. For tho cause of J. I. .Meier. X "Ah n renult of tlie onion, faJir children hlened the htmie" (ltVl dlna. t'allf.. SearchllKht.) Let the WeildhiK helln peal. The Antl-Profanlty society hnn (lH'lared "won on KWearfnff par rotn." Jt In Moi.ttth ritiK to nee the Ant I-Profanity nocicty net after the pupllH, Innteiid of the teaeherH. PATH Kit INSISTS (IIItL, lii. AVIIO VALKKI TO KK1HCO. AVALK ItA"K HOMK" iKureka Standard) SqimnderltiK nhoe leath er, hut the cure will hint. fV'K Jlttenti Macaulay cltiriiif Hie hard times of fcS.Mi. Kilitt'cn hnndrt'd and thirty Seems a Jotut inn ao, ai.O yet in tho history of the human race, it is only one wink of the cosj line eyelash. , w Listen to what Lord Maeanlay said one hundred years iijro. and find if yol cnn a stateineno t hn t doesn't apply with equal force to the wnrl today; IliHtory Ih full of the hh$i of tho aatural proreHfi of HotletO. We hoo hIhiib la aim oh t every part of the aaaalH of man li hid how tie IndUHtry nf individuals HtruHKlltiK up aRaiiiHt wars, taxent i ladiineB, coufluKratloiiH. niiHclilevoiiH la'ohihltionH and more iihb cOevniiH protections, createn faMer than Rovei OmentH cnn nmiun der, nn repairs halever invadera can destroy. We see the wealth nf nations in even sins aad all the arts of life aiiomaching nearer and neurcr to perfect iu0 in sfite of the KitHCHt cnrruptinii ntid wildeHtoarofUHioa on the part of rnlera. The ieet ina$'0t is one of KrejfkinfreHs. flat how small wi th;0 distress appear when we think over the history nf the 4d ttirty years; a war, compare, with which, nil nther wars sfcik into Pittance; taxatiifi, nuc) ns theiost p-avily taxed petjilo i firtier titien coatd not have coieived; a tieht Inner than all the nllic debts tliaL ever existed iv the worl aJe tn;:te)'r. Yet Ih lee c(otry poorer than In 17iU? Wo firmly beijeve tlit. it Hiefo (V all the mi!4verntJeit of her rtlers :4ie Sai feael altnast conietanlla.' ecoming richer aatf rl'jcr. Now aaal then there lets ioia a !oeeate new ned tle-u a short retn-e:iijB); hp aa to tau Meieeal tfeiernoy litre cai be deuttt. A sitle breiiia'r ety reei'Co; lyit the tlafr Ih nvirfieatly cetatiri; ia. SIX(;icI0 liWKAlKt M1AY IIOCKDK, LV'P ?W TIM " ft r'Il'TLY COMIXCi Ir' Ifc.w true that is V day. Iteaanse n single, hrealter has receded, there is a t re .- (Ioiih-IjowI al)out tho woi1d mnu to pie,cs, ant! fc1 "Mi'-toV hrade is running pell-mell for the oyeloae eelfcir. Only yesttrnlay a very wise friend f t4' iieseit wMw re-J marll. with iat'ieial fiwiltty: "The 1nni is, tie eWa af $i '(', oiaJy i yHle (Win t reii.e it. Kver.toltt' j-1 tvn Mli(ioo! tinnes eome hii'U. 'le i'net is un)' llntw'H, w4 is wo have kinavii, wiU lever oo,iti Waek, A new nra fie.vtd'i. "We have srf ia- Imv days, aid sini i) at t wf ,a.l.y( tnivit to datytatWa! are tag, nn nyer will he, so ood.'' : Kravly we were iiikTi iiiitressefj, hy t bat iiaetati M nnnneeinent, nwul eonsitk'r'atly depw.1!, Bui ohscrvcw.tt Loit! IMmwauhiy wrote. a t k bk Mteagf' esi(f: n have hejtrd it mtd, thai, five pur ceitt Ih tW rftUvrirf 'ea' cst of mtficy, that twelve is the .'ut'iil tmnWar ee4 a .SMy, text Hrty iCelltms Ih ie t it ul eett'irtcatton nf a cmiiwy ven Iae ' it in, Aiate thouKlIf in ery cieio everybody .hjwh hi M laet own ttnu proKWJHHcVO lnipi tveiaoit lutt been iUb place. ijHi(' rtems to reck a a aa any improvemtait durliiK the next fanenatagai. We cannot ahsaliela prove that tlftis; i'O At error wlai aell , us that Hocletf latt reucbetv tin turning polerf ahat w Itivo Mt turiest la'H. Bit fg Ktild (Al who came betire iat imi wltb just as much apparent i iiIkiii, "A in 10 Ion a year wty heKKur us," suit' tfio putrbitH of HMO. "Two millions a yeir will grhat the com i try to powdtr," wan tlf1 ery In BitiO. "Six miO'tiM a t ear and n debt nf fifv myilnns!" exclaiiaed Swift tae niTia aiiu'H aavo aeea ine rum or us. "A haadred' and taty in U lions uf debt," Raid JiyliH,J'woU amy we satfiat ol two I .org ChatlaDs. more than we stcjl ev pay. if te owe him such u debt ns thin." "Two hundred Au forty mtllions vf debt!" c'oil iff tbe fltat'R men of litKt iu chorus "what ahlities, or whitf riH)tou tV part of a mhater, c.ti save n country so hunnod?' Wo lftiaw that If, since 17S:t, no fresh debt iiadobeen inntreil, (he IncreiMvr resources of the country would have ennlfled us to lefruy that burden, at which Pitt, Kox aad llurke stood anh; t nia,-. to ilefoo,' it over and over nKulu, and that wfth much lighter taxation (0 0 what we have actually borne. ON WHAT PUINC'H'LK IS IT, THAT WHKN WK 8KK NOTHING lU'T IMBKCKMKNT BK HI.NI VS. WW ARK TO KXPKCT NOTIUNO Bl'T DKTKKIOIOV TION BKrX)KK I'S? O ' I'oidd anything he more npl! "On what j.rineiple is it.hat when Pe see nothing but iiO j provement hehiiul us, we are to expect nothing hut tleteriora-1 tion nelore usT q . "A single breaker may reeode, but tlie tide is i.'omini; in." . CUnM the standpoint of world business and the future, the Tnited States today oeenpies almost the identical position dceupied by Knland a century ao. The peak of a post-war ptqsperity bail passed, a decline had eome, business beeaine pan icky, people started to hoar their lnom to stave off plan a- 4H. Jti-Klon 4. Ituve u.XluVi0n 0t ;iIfooteit el. JtuiiUii money 8ubdaen of arcount flit Humlaa stock C3. bporl add nown t Wrlla iniiili t. Li,. par, o; Shla 3. Outlet 4. Type eqoaree a. plant of the Illy family C Cllmblnfr 7 Cardiac and reaiilrutory edatlve 8. Son ffod 9, Town In Ohio 1. Hi-arco l. Genua of llta oat 44. Jletrirnl foot 4t. Murmun 48. DltKrucctl b. PleHannt odor bi, RxprcaaloD of rehoko 55. Inrllne Biblical conn try 59. Lose one'a foot In fr tl. Pint worn no en. wiiiir 1 C5. CtimpHratlra end I Ok: -7. fly TALK OF TTIK DOMIMK WHO lll) XOT WIN TIIK FfXItAL JIAKP In todny'n mail was a report by The lll-ndvlsed practice of ovoid a colleague who, I am sorry to ! the uBual activities on the say. Ik of the osteopathic cult. iii the function Is JslcU- r.fsj ti vitality uci-uunm unun tabulating the results of his flrat f of tne unnecessary HUffering. He- hundred ease of i ware of. resin tins to paln-kiliei-B. If diathermy extlrpa-! there is any IrreKUlarity or dlffl tion of the tonsils.' i culty, you should hare proper I say 1 am aony .medical advice, that my colleague j Some I'coplc I to Not Kat 3Ient Is un OHteopathr , Ib it necessary ro eat meat In I'd he just as sorry, order to bo healthy and strong and If he called - him to grow normally ? 1 ;i M years self a homeup:ith;jt6Wr. C5 inches tall and weiKh l'-M or a psychopath; pounds, but I've never eaten more hut if he called i than half a pound of meat a wek. A '.. himself nn nllo-jnnd usually Icms. I don't like meat. path I'd never c-al! him a colleague Would you advise a irhi to become nt ;Ol you see I have little respect n doctor? I've Just finished my for n' presumably educated physl- ; first year in hinh school, and 1 clan who, pretends to be hound by! think I'd like to study medicine . . ;' ' . ''.; ' ' Jo ":"2i ' 25"?Pi? ' r 3 W. I 34 W;,gs . . sraa7 Sf.,,r . IV-gr-r r ijlSr ar - -rm-' te l4 k ' ' vf tjiir-1 VSh- t ' ; ''ilTP "T7 jHp ! the tenets of any little healing cult. U. L. V.) and none nt nil for the healer, if j Answer. If you eat milk and j such there he, who permits any . cstrs, and perhaps mime fish or i faker to brand him or his "school" j shellfish it makes no difference if ! as allopathic. O q 'you eat little or no meat. I do not j From my osteopathic colleague's j iiilvl.se, hut if you were my daujjh- report I glean these Interesting j ter and wanted to study medicine details: . j I d say "Attaglrl." O J The hundred patients ranged In' Q Kxcivlso for llenilu ae from 4 to 78 years, nnd they. Some few years ago you r?com- received In the average (y little j mendnd an exerclscto prevent or j over 5',-j treatments each. Four ' cure hernia. My doctor thinks I j patients complained of the sore nm soing to have n hernia. throat for n few days follow int? a Wouldn't your exercise be good for treatment; 11 patients said they i me? (G. .!." just hated the treatments but they j Answer. It cnn do no harm. 1 could stand it; 31 patiena) said : Support hernia with your hand j they suffered only slinht iliscom- f while you lie supine nnd do from i fort; 4(1 Vcclnred it was not at all j 3 to leg raising and flexing objectionable, "nothing to it." i movements each ninht and morn ! Xln'ety patient.s had never heforo ' ing. had their tomgs removel: el wit ; had been subjected to the Jr.d f i Spanish custom (surgical tonsillec-j I toiny ) : iwo patients had been I sn.- ed and guillotined twice, i Of c ourse there was no hemor- rhnse, no edema of the throat, no casualties from anesthesia, no shock followinK operation, no post operative pneumonia nnI no post tfinsillectomy lunR abscess. The old Spanish custom has virtually a monopoly on these Interesting complications. This diathermy method is so uneventful that it must be a dull, dreary sort of life for the doctor who us it asQhe method of choice. ' " . j jjay1 jgrwep w ar Do Yon Remember? " TEN" YfiARS AGO TODAY " (From fila of th Mall Trlhurie.) - : December 3. 1B20 Jacksonville citizens circulate petition for o special prosecutor fur the Bank of Jacksonville fail ure cases. " . Chrfstn-as seal sale starts in county, with great success. .Clara .Smith, "The Vampire." who slew Jake 1.. Hamoti, Repub lieau chief tan of Oklahoma, still unfound. but in hiding. Firo 'causes 4000:" djimage Raptist church of Asllrfind. Traffic committee of Chamber of Co m merce, ma k e re po rt d i -O approving of baking into curb, and parkins of cars all night on resident ialO't reets. Storn f Owro test follows. ArentinP iUits the Wae.igue of Xat:.itw. V TWKXTY YIXUS AGO TOffAY (From files ot the Tribune.) Irrigation wo'i he a great boon to the valley, says fj. VO Vorbeck. engineer, hut he doubts 'if the orchard ists will ever realize the needs until they have suffered. The daily routine of Harry K. Thaw, rich slayer, is published, to prove he is not having an easy time in the Insane asylum. S. Vilas Heck with, orchard ist and lawyer, breaks his arm while cranking his nuto. Oregon has a population, ac cording to the federal census of C;.67.i. Tlie First Savings Bank and Trust company of Medford If rormed. The Incorporators are Jeff Heard. C. S. Xewhall, S. S. Smith and A. K. Reames. f'tS TIHK TU AYKMNC; , Hy Mary (Ira ham. Bonner. " This was the first trip eacn one 'f (hum 'tiitil tiilf.m spnnr.-itolv. -hi.'t like most wise tiun he-Teiresented a hoi.'less miinrrity. Listen to his eomdusion, wliieli; wnl? deriii'dl then, )y the haraj a(ledf nd hard boiled, leaders Of liritisli fituwiee, as the :vporins of a literary man trying toj raise hitjself. by his fcott st;!;: It Is by prutclice iaj.d (ajtirgy of tit' lattice, that "ajiff. eai hs to'lto'i'to bettt carrleal tiea it ciyHitiea; at it is to Of i4Je iru4let'e aad ta saa.e oatrg taut w now loaf; wfta c(aafort x 4 gtotf hope. . . Our ruler willW'st pi'etaaw.c ibe itnirovetntat of tbe nUIon by slily coiit'iaitg tli(tH(aaLs to 4V aw Vgititji;t? ,( by HaviBB; cttpitu) ta liee' its aioW. lacrative cotrse, c:(miO-h leeS' natural reward, Klbeicss i4 fW)y tber atitunil pa ny aaaivataraaig puee, by aieiait; projatfy, by (hajiertie, jgriet ecotafly In eviry de- pi.inonill Hit- 1. llllty I)11L-H i.lUl U VAlJItltll-Ql i tlie Idea very carefully. And they knew they would be perfectly safe.O Besides, they saw many other peOp'i coming riowii t h e stairs tbe itice of law, aia' ! oUservti pnrtaent of the st.e. . 1 Let tho (loverttrnt tis-the Poe will certnitjly f te My colleague note, saying: "I just finished off an elder- ly clergyman, the from . bi' went home happy. Thanks to you for giv ing him my name." Now I am not a little pleased 1 and gettiaV: Into about the finishing off of that individual cars, clergyman. I've orten warned l :qm tu.es as the could finish off a few of them r Lit tip It lack myself, especially when they . . . well, let that0,o now. I'm delight ed thitt one clergyman has been disposed of, anyway. And I'll tell you why. The man Void written me several times. i;9ii time I assured hi in that in his place I should give the eager throat sur- ciock called their as sooja ns the people Hosed the doors they were off all by themselves. "You see," ex plained the Lit- 301 iti j TOP 3 It ront. Iaeiin.1 a wide hprtii nnd travel aif lllnik Clock. "Ilii'Se r pneu- i hit. it ni'cesaiiry. to find ti doctur niatlc tillie.i. or tuliPH rlllod with i.'.,.l'. i. - ...w.. e it i t .. r -w .1 i i i w i i.i'i'v-. . ..... ."'v'" jiiiiihmi up air. n n I ney carry L.i.-iinr. nin iiiiniHcii lyoni .neui.vs iccip ill : with d Intliormy. And each tlmo ho ponplc from ihe pla i-TL muscle I he lM(tnni(le their tortuW's; is there anv "ood reason to doubt. ! discussed this with his home nne . . - ' n I lorS, nnd each time they injured te Sllc opportunity luces tll' who hvc the ii()Ultl! grid him the "electric" method was no I'll: city riKhl tn the cltv it.ielr.O 'They arc Ilk Individual little f;t'Ctat toilow the ' ltil'Miii til It)".' Jta , -m.: , ' !B tnumiwto L -n t mu l: ' eat hen are p e o I e who are ' nuineoiw were 1 OfiMRf AluAfistSB l"""'" "oct Chris- only I couche T rf,lll' IBK.8tf.SW P tin nc,iapers l aie they can't : most polite tei I , - gf 4 tvMa)erH. a prolonged si .Maybe education p.'s, hut America has niore of It than ever before, jind look at her now. terms. Then followed silence, and now nnd as.'lin I wondered whether they Americanism: KltthtinB to make i had lieautifiil floral harps nnd the world free, from tyrants: lionili- I thlims for the beloved pastor. So snbwnv cars in n wuii. except thev rooii. o iinnny i lost patience ; ,.0 worked from "K central sta- nnd ndvised the Rood dominie to ,:n,,, ,, .,M vou have to do is to go plumhOlo where his precii.ts inside, press the button to the KOIPK to sen.1 nun, ,, station where vou want to be lei couched my advice In al-ff nnd will stop here. .Vow that the cantaloupe sen.n. is over, about the only way for a poor man to gamble Is to vM chesO nuts in the dnr t ing a store that doesn't a vi'ternu' parade. There were fit more lfc?ng:i crimes In the old days; there tvr Just more hangings. Maybe tills Is tt ag of realism but you never see n K9.crnt wlt'O mlMllire gold crutches ft his col la r. i 0W WgK. - close foriQf'fJ' natuually'I was delighted to learn thatthe good father, who Of had won my affection with his let j ters. had lost his tonsils and yet not .won his harp. I salute my i misguided osteopathic colleague. 0 The badge he wears Is not so much j bis fault as It Is the shame of our i primitive system of medical llcen re. i:llt o feleVn Ucben- famita.- e rttale obMileiW whert w W He ctaaataa.i paa.a 4ajt tft'ir teMriat'it af cffcitaalff: snc4 frieng-? National hero: One so famous he can. nff:d to snub the news papers that made him. ' Tin real reason why a man o b j v y t h to his w PeV Utile woolly ring Is that he wishes hi Ik trentwl as tin duo- U. i tne o il nar tv ivn mivn' wtii ' 'i" The popularttOof Hitler in Oer-i Ma. you and the girls ran start; XejstVrUil ftluiiitlmiO "I will shoot you there (or that is the word the people use ti d scribing it in thene days to which I've turned the time) in n.Otime at all, "In fact, a trip that used to take about an hour will aij'ily now take .you live minutes. ... . . . ... n i ou uonersiaiiil i.oout IMT' Mt 11 I'll H (Mill 1 The children nodded. Kach now got Into his own in dividual tub'i. pressed the right butVm. nnd in five minutes each had arrived at the station where they nil met. -v ; "Kverything b rVrefully ar- ranged." the Little lUack Clock said, "so there wi.O be no colli sions, nnd there are signals- and he hrakes which make the cars stop if anything f ahead. "You know John joined us many teaches u-h that economic de-; press I on Isn't tho only way In Jk;eh a nation slum,. I QrSTXS AXf ASMI i ' AtfI livitiwa Am I right or wrong in my be lief that one need not inflate the I lungs to capacity each tiaaie h breathes, unless exercising?! hav j the impression that one-half o : inree-iourwis oi me lung capacuy . ocond or two late, because there serves matniy as a reserve . . . wntl sJBru (loiav on hU t..n(.k There is a bright side. Yon not ' M Vi ' . , t ! But the delays longer he:.Oanvbodv recite: "Cur-! Answ.W "Vou nre right. In or- Kverything a Into ! few shall not ring tonight.'' mury uutct i.reatmng nn adult maKic. I itnnaics nnout a pint of nir. ihe' .-Anrt Volu. milcip riin tlirn tnfl i "Ay argue nbout which party j largest iuantlty lie can inhale with m(t ahond so we can see nnd do j willVave i he country? It will he!" r'J" inspiration is perhaps three nn thPS(, things." John fald Tie the old party who says: "Welt, nuarts. ns tfi mendouslv expltnrt nhcMt this last trip he had taken. very few. work.s like pending again. T have Invitation to attend a 1 Correct this sentence: "She always been poo-.Q said the has rich while Lord .Maeanlay was one of the wisest men of his time, but MUTT AND JEFr-aVlutt's Headed for a Safe Suburb l'rivate life hasn't chani-cd Mr. and ancient hridegrom. "so I know Coolidge. He didn't suO much: she'll spen Omy money verv care- he was president. 'fully." j house pan" but I expect my jiek ness . . . and I will be unabP to Join in the fun f.wiiiiiing. skat-j Heinilar nirmail service has just ing and dancing . . . (MrA H. M. j been etnblished between Amster Answer. Too tiad your physical dam. IlOand. ami Hatavia. Dutch educat.Oi was negUn-ted. daughter. Knst Indies. "Let's cop a ride, with a bit of a .bluf, " - And s to Australia!" says CftMy bluff,' So they climb on the back f ag. Albatross 0 And sail away toward the 5t em Cross. ' O ' HABITS OF EARNING y Alice Juson Peale " ' ' Ono of the '.greatest pronlelie which many boys anil girls today have to face is occasioned by tlie necessity of remaining economical- iu ly dependent on tfcclr elders lons after their developmit has reach ed a point which makes tiem de sire at least a measure of real In 'en'ulence. 1-arents can meet this cause of maladjustment In two ways. First they can actually accord to their aQ'lcsccnt children a ' certain amount of genuine freedom in niuk bis decisions and in spending nrr.ney. Secondly, they can from early childhood encourage flahem In any effort to enrn n$iney of their own. It is a great help to youth's self confidence to he able to turn the trick that chiefly differentiates the child from the adulf-the trick of earning money. 1 lie fact that be Is able to earn relieves the child of some part o! By BUD FISHER Lady Font -Coupe- of the local Imitation Hritish set. fmnot last evening And said ouch!, instead of rxcruclatlnK. HEALTHIEST 4 H PAIR SELECTED IN CONTEST CHICAho. Dec. n.n Marian K. Kynderganrd, l.Vyenrotd girl of Cnindy county, Iowa, and William il. Hodcnhnmcr, of Johnson county. Mlssouii, were named b thn healthiest gttl ami hoy in the 1'nfted Stales In ihe contest con ducted at the atiatinl Ml I'lub ctei VNrtAT WtRG D0IM6 ) Zi 1 1 . J rlK CHR.STMAS 11 I6AVIM6S I PMT rc'-v I FUND. . Bofnct' v i i , j I t . I v u mm:: ;:!3St i TIP 'l l. .rrUJ.1 2-? oi tooij im n - ' - d '"w "T y vow, ja:;V- JCFP SktN6 M (r: kjHI . " - ; ; -7- J I'liinoirow "A Modern Hhiim-." fjthe feeling of Inadequacy which iiiiimv,, nvi w itir ueay:s w neil lie ti'ui- pares his state-with that of the grown up. 0 It relieves him of the possible fear that he may never be able Ioq take care of himself. Kuitheimore. the habit of earn- Ing money is n good one to incut cale early. IlO.its have in them- q selves a power over u the longer they nre established the mQc dif ficult they are to break. The habit of dependence becomes dangerous when carried on as it must be through the years of ado lescence of young people preparing for professional careers. Within limits, boys and airls may profitably spend a Certain"hare nf their time and energy In earning money. The gain In self-respect. Imle-O pendence. a realistic 'sense of money values, is a raclor of mental health nnd a preiwratlon lor Hound life adjustment that innnot be disregarded. Practically all ihe rlnerr.iis of No' way have been take:, over by th.i municipalities in which they nrn I.ichT.mI. JOHN H. LOOK Pttntlnj Decortlni Fin Interior Work a Specialty Phona 118 or 1451-J