PAGE EIGHT
MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGOX. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER ?. 1930
Medford Mail Tribune
'' Dtllj nd Sundaj
Pulillilwl hi
UEIiruHU I'UlNIINa CO.
li-iT-ia n. Kir at. Phou rs
HIlHrrHT W. rll'IIU Kdllof
1. 81 I1'TKK HMITII, Manaiw
An Intlfprnilrnl Niiir
LOOKING FCHWARP
7'' ruin jfently I'nliiiiR ami mini puddles in the mads, it 1
is liunl to realize tliat six or seven iniuitlis hence, it will
he licit , and on the same country roiuls dust will lie a problem.
Vet that is true. And the members of the County four!
realize It. So thev rccenth' announced that the most conipre-
MAIL TRIBUNE
DAILY CROSSWORD PUZZLE
Personal Health Service
Ey Wiiliam Brady, M. D.
j Southern Oregon, will he carried on in VXM. .,
,.$r. jo! Tin Medi'ord-liueh highway will In oiled as far ns IVovolt,
o. ; Kuss Lane and the Old Stuj-e roml are itlso on tin1 program,
bavly. I lih H'ltHhy, Dttnitli
Pally, nitK.til iiMlr, bwiiHi
Itiily, i(lMiit Kuntljy, w yrit
Pa'lf, vitli Bumliy. ui n-u
AM trrmi, m-Ii In ailiaixr.
O'flflil puw of Ifrr ily of Mflfurd.
Official apr of JarlMJti ("minly.
.fir.
7.00
K.uil ;
mkmki:r ok a!':mt iukkau
UK II ill I I.ATMI.VS
MKMHKJ1 HP TDK U'NITKI) I'llKMM
Ailmliilns llcirn.'',ei
M. C SNM.KNSKN I'OMI'ANY
Orflrw )n N York, liitflitii, I trull. flan
Fraitrlsru, m Ailn, rWatlK l'ortleiwl.
AC It OS
. i.uiiaa for aa
lunfullr
I. Munh'i land.
Iltf place
IS. L'oiitroteralal
14. Jend tidily
Itf. J'crienla
it. Until
IV, Curl ol aa
Hti'tiiUifUler
CO. Slake for
rOHlillg llll-lltl
HI. nrrn ru !!-
23, Clmrurler In
"The MylU of
tli Kins'
4. Jliile dveceit
' . Mineral named
i fur Irfcluiiil
1 SJ. L'niijuiirllorj
21. fiurul omiinr
I . .Make tlirruU
j so, Aurrnw fabric
32. Olii sufllx
I 33. I'roTl.llnff
I grapevine
Si. llry, at Hint
I as. Auliininhllii
year, and have the foresight, and good .judirmcnt, to eont inui' r"r""""
ieli Ims been so siieccssl'id in the nasi, anil Willi "Ii
Solution of Yeterday' Puzzle
Own. nn-w An oi timrii . i n i u . 'ihensive and extensive road oiliiij.' program, in the history of
BUHHCKU'TIUN HATCH
Br Mill In Alliance:
llaily, villi Kumhr. nr....
pally, villi Kiimlay, Munlli . . .
ilallf, .lth.Mil Sunday, yrar. .
liaay, wiawm runway, iniiiiui '" . . . .... . . .
UiiiiiW. one yrr s.oo while all Ihe roads oiled this vcar will be maintained.
by ( arrlrr. In Ailurnv Mr,lf..ri1. AMilanrt. (
Jerkwnlllr, Vnlr.ll I'ulliI, I'linriill, Talrnl. Mil ' 1 Ills IS 00 lll'WS llllll till' lllt'll 1 1 IC IS ot tllC ( "llllty ( Olll't II l'
Hill and "i aialmari: i . .
. i! in ne neariiiv comiiieniied on nieir iieiiou.
Oiled roads not only mean, j renter eonil'iirt for local resi
dents, and for tourists, hut better health for all, dust bcinj?
one of the most efl'iftivc H'flin carriers ilurini.' the suiniuer.
mkmkkh iik tub ahsociattii I'iii-S8 j In time of war prepare for pence, and time of ?ains pre-
Ttie A MK-iai'ii im i ririn iidy miiiM in : arc for the .season when there arc no rains at all'.
Il iiw fur imUirall.0 ill all nrw illsmlrlin i
rrnlilnl In II it Mliriii e rmlilnl In llih paw, i '1 lie rnilll 'llllll!; prOgnilll Of tile t lillllty ( Olll't dellionst ral
IMI alW I" tH- 11IC1 lillllllliril lirir.ii, W
All rlalitH fur iiuliliraliiin ul fcclal ilHpalcliel
Drrrln are aLsn mmed.
t I. i .m m -
A L A EU
r eIpla
iWlA S TU
B A ST RANT
E va OBOE
C E dJL SETA
arBwi p e If.
ME ft ftfrElN
I raTIaRea
nIaImO RTrTfg
gtlp rTTmTT?
Pa l e Sue e
ELI SiONS
E O rJflN ITS
L E "S US L E E
H, Mineral iprlny
40. Drill
IS. SliahaptlaK
Indiana of
northers
Oregon
JS. Ji oil let with
lea-a. aothnrltj
It. HcA ocbM
ar.
11. Hiiur room
81. Jtrnail mfle
ti, celeittal iwily
a fruit 1
23. Cnmoion to '
bum sezea
tt. Ancient Greek
gruvettnne
SI. Make Into law
34. Peer GjM'a
mother
88. Sfetal-bearlna;
rck
89. Line connect
Ina placet of
eg ii a 1 baro
mvtrJe oretinre
40. Small croa
41. Tidy
41. Purtt of theme
Bluied letteri vtrttiutat t pertoml Iwalih and hyekne, not to disc, dlaftnwli or trnmnt
fll b iiitHt-rfd by Dr. ilrwly If itinipw) srlf i.Wressed mrelope li encloiwl. Utter tltouM be btlrt
ind trittrn In ink. Ottng to the utt numtirr of lettm reeelied only a fee nn be anwernl bfte. No
trpy ran be made to queries out cuofuroiic U iiutfuetiona. Addresa Dr. William Brady In cart of
tm miii inoiine.
tlmt tin- iiu'iiiImts oj' tin .-oiirt rc on llic jol, t-vcryolay of 1 1 1
a prnirriuii. wli
niniii so iiitirh to t hi people of I In- (Miiiiiiiiinily in the future.
LOOKING BACKWARD
Ye Smudge Pot J
(By Arthur Ptrryi
i-nlion luis bocn calle.I to an cssav written liy Lord
Th'!p.iJ,tiriii huuHea urc stflf untlor
thn Infltjjj'm'of 1tuniltrtMlvlnK. un
rrmttntut .1 perv tijrKey hiiHh and
jjiMetif cn;.t.oiiHt mHl jy jltihtH
The Yule (tim-h ciomploti'ly
fMiMlieiiteil the mtilille.-of-the-roiid I
Hpeeiler, (tencriiHy nn nncinrit 4tl
with nil dnft t flujll"K O
I nnnounrod In thn Tribune f'r
Noveniher 13 that I would UQ A
Khtridii tho hist of thitt w'pk. find
willli&. lln w.'inn't. ( Foiintiiin
Inn. H. C. Trlhune).
rxtl:ui.Ttl(n.
The compete
K. OowrIII; thft plfon'rlol rx
)iert, has nanihrupt HrIiik nn his
ni-rk, ndjiifent t hit. mcdiai
ot.lniiFrtu, a doctor mild.
i:l!bi;eP m,Hv
KI. J: xi if ii Inert)
A B0tl(il(iKHt d'clnroH t)it
nn nppullinKly IncretiHlnK num
ber of youii men are tinhle
tn prow fchiLi hiilKo of mufiou
llnlty, n nHtiiehe, and, nc
eordiR to tliuNntionnl Htifety
Cnunoll,two nienln different
pixrtB of the country huvo
reported that they wero nerl
oiiHly Inired whllo helntf huff
Bi'd ,.by rilro.nK-arijftir.H. ,
Eventn In 1'ortlnnd fnVca(o
pentH oirHetl with wealth, nre he
tweentho lnrimo tifcc, i?oM-tUf?f;t'm
anil hunco nnlHta thd Irint ' two
affllellpnH ielii(C teyond the curn
II vi powers of tm "Jtmeph poll
rloB ' . t
"Tho Older Olrl nre RettTnK no
ellilly hiiriy. In their erntlae'tnlled
RrtwnN, '
ulere
47. 'ibus
hood
9. blender
o. posit i ra elec
trie pole
ti, TQeek letter
C3. Ilnaecfiropanl
eil . ,
l. One Hi at takes
a nay
Thn Ifint ofajhe IntellluTf itHla hnw
drifted hnck to the en m pun.
I'.VKUYTIIINO IHmX gAgUlft'l
(lliippy flollow NolfN)
MrH. Myrtle I'erkh?;, hntl nn
nthijjj" tooth opiilh'Tl Monday
She thlnlot they hi'e fnumr
the one tlit hitH bei'ii Inn Hiik
A i Ih time
'. VThn 'Buy Nw cnmpnlKn vH
nevirho n HueceHH, untlt It co
operuteH with the 'I'ny l-Jiter'
movement." (Life.) Wherein
the truth Ih reeonnizod In piintdng.
A curtained open-f--.ee. nuto re-O
turned from tho tlmhcr yeHterduy
with a ChriHtmuH tree liiMhed to
v1ho rear, Avhere It hud no chunce
to ohHtruct the view.
Tho deprennton hun resulted In
no dellne In lawTK yelling at
each other.
Benn Colllnn, tho nhle, nlert,
efficient, outHtatntir.f;, courtooOn.
nf fable, ntnlahle all-around Jnjjr
nallHt of the enteentetl I'ortland
TcleKi-atn. Monday committed the
nioHt dlnholleul poetical atrocity
of the year. Ho rhymed "Chrlat
miiri" with "this mewt," to wit:
Thin year at early time I'll do
.My flhopplnff for tho nlftM of
t'hr.Htmiin,
Out of pure courtctiy to you
Who have no interetU In thin
I1IC5H.
Thin J-enta the manterplcce of
'Ihe loc.tT II. W. Loimfellow, w
flurlitK the Hlreftn of the late cam
VnlKn effufted:
"My heart In a ritKhiK fire.
For tho cause of J. I. .Meier. X
"Ah n renult of tlie onion, faJir
children hlened the htmie" (ltVl
dlna. t'allf.. SearchllKht.) Let the
WeildhiK helln peal.
The Antl-Profanlty society hnn
(lH'lared "won on KWearfnff par
rotn." Jt In Moi.ttth ritiK to nee the
Ant I-Profanity nocicty net after
the pupllH, Innteiid of the teaeherH.
PATH Kit INSISTS (IIItL, lii.
AVIIO VALKKI TO KK1HCO.
AVALK ItA"K HOMK" iKureka
Standard) SqimnderltiK nhoe leath
er, hut the cure will hint.
fV'K Jlttenti
Macaulay cltiriiif Hie hard times of fcS.Mi.
Kilitt'cn hnndrt'd and thirty Seems a Jotut inn ao, ai.O yet
in tho history of the human race, it is only one wink of the cosj
line eyelash. , w
Listen to what Lord Maeanlay said one hundred years iijro.
and find if yol cnn a stateineno t hn t doesn't apply with equal
force to the wnrl today;
IliHtory Ih full of the hh$i of tho aatural proreHfi of HotletO.
We hoo hIhiib la aim oh t every part of the aaaalH of man li hid how
tie IndUHtry nf individuals HtruHKlltiK up aRaiiiHt wars, taxent
i ladiineB, coufluKratloiiH. niiHclilevoiiH la'ohihltionH and more iihb
cOevniiH protections, createn faMer than Rovei OmentH cnn nmiun
der, nn repairs halever invadera can destroy.
We see the wealth nf nations in even sins aad all the arts of
life aiiomaching nearer and neurcr to perfect iu0 in sfite of the
KitHCHt cnrruptinii ntid wildeHtoarofUHioa on the part of rnlera.
The ieet ina$'0t is one of KrejfkinfreHs. flat how small
wi th;0 distress appear when we think over the history nf the
4d ttirty years; a war, compare, with which, nil nther wars
sfcik into Pittance; taxatiifi, nuc) ns theiost p-avily
taxed petjilo i firtier titien coatd not have coieived; a tieht
Inner than all the nllic debts tliaL ever existed iv the worl
aJe tn;:te)'r.
Yet Ih lee c(otry poorer than In 17iU? Wo firmly beijeve
tlit. it Hiefo (V all the mi!4verntJeit of her rtlers :4ie Sai feael
altnast conietanlla.' ecoming richer aatf rl'jcr. Now aaal then
there lets ioia a !oeeate new ned tle-u a short retn-e:iijB);
hp aa to tau Meieeal tfeiernoy litre cai be deuttt. A sitle
breiiia'r ety reei'Co; lyit the tlafr Ih nvirfieatly cetatiri; ia.
SIX(;icI0 liWKAlKt M1AY IIOCKDK, LV'P ?W TIM
" ft r'Il'TLY COMIXCi Ir' Ifc.w true that is V
day. Iteaanse n single, hrealter has receded, there is a t re .-
(Ioiih-IjowI al)out tho woi1d mnu to pie,cs, ant! fc1 "Mi'-toV
hrade is running pell-mell for the oyeloae eelfcir.
Only yesttrnlay a very wise friend f t4' iieseit wMw re-J
marll. with iat'ieial fiwiltty: "The 1nni is, tie eWa af $i
'(', oiaJy i yHle (Win t reii.e it. Kver.toltt' j-1 tvn
Mli(ioo! tinnes eome hii'U. 'le i'net is un)' llntw'H, w4 is wo
have kinavii, wiU lever oo,iti Waek, A new nra fie.vtd'i.
"We have srf ia- Imv days, aid sini i) at t wf ,a.l.y( tnivit
to datytatWa! are tag, nn nyer will he, so ood.''
: Kravly we were iiikTi iiiitressefj, hy t bat iiaetati M
nnnneeinent, nwul eonsitk'r'atly depw.1!,
Bui ohscrvcw.tt Loit! IMmwauhiy wrote. a t k bk Mteagf' esi(f:
n have hejtrd it mtd, thai, five pur ceitt Ih tW rftUvrirf 'ea'
cst of mtficy, that twelve is the .'ut'iil tmnWar ee4 a .SMy, text
Hrty iCelltms Ih ie t it ul eett'irtcatton nf a cmiiwy ven Iae '
it in, Aiate thouKlIf in ery cieio everybody .hjwh hi M laet
own ttnu proKWJHHcVO lnipi tveiaoit lutt been iUb place. ijHi('
rtems to reck a a aa any improvemtait durliiK the next fanenatagai.
We cannot ahsaliela prove that tlftis; i'O At error wlai aell
, us that Hocletf latt reucbetv tin turning polerf ahat w Itivo Mt
turiest la'H. Bit fg Ktild (Al who came betire iat imi wltb
just as much apparent i iiIkiii,
"A in 10 Ion a year wty heKKur us," suit' tfio putrbitH of HMO.
"Two millions a yeir will grhat the com i try to powdtr," wan tlf1
ery In BitiO.
"Six miO'tiM a t ear and n debt nf fifv myilnns!" exclaiiaed Swift
tae niTia aiiu'H aavo aeea ine rum or us.
"A haadred' and taty in U lions uf debt," Raid JiyliH,J'woU
amy we satfiat ol two I .org ChatlaDs. more than we stcjl ev
pay. if te owe him such u debt ns thin."
"Two hundred Au forty mtllions vf debt!" c'oil iff tbe fltat'R
men of litKt iu chorus "what ahlities, or whitf riH)tou tV
part of a mhater, c.ti save n country so hunnod?' Wo lftiaw
that If, since 17S:t, no fresh debt iiadobeen inntreil, (he IncreiMvr
resources of the country would have ennlfled us to lefruy that
burden, at which Pitt, Kox aad llurke stood anh; t nia,-. to ilefoo,'
it over and over nKulu, and that wfth much lighter taxation (0 0
what we have actually borne. ON WHAT PUINC'H'LK IS IT,
THAT WHKN WK 8KK NOTHING lU'T IMBKCKMKNT BK
HI.NI VS. WW ARK TO KXPKCT NOTIUNO Bl'T DKTKKIOIOV
TION BKrX)KK I'S? O '
I'oidd anything he more npl!
"On what j.rineiple is it.hat when Pe see nothing but iiO j
provement hehiiul us, we are to expect nothing hut tleteriora-1
tion nelore usT q .
"A single breaker may reeode, but tlie tide is i.'omini; in."
.
CUnM the standpoint of world business and the future, the
Tnited States today oeenpies almost the identical position
dceupied by Knland a century ao. The peak of a post-war
ptqsperity bail passed, a decline had eome, business beeaine pan
icky, people started to hoar their lnom to stave off plan a-
4H. Jti-Klon
4. Ituve
u.XluVi0n 0t ;iIfooteit
el. JtuiiUii money 8ubdaen
of arcount flit Humlaa stock
C3. bporl add
nown
t Wrlla iniiili
t. Li,. par, o; Shla
3. Outlet
4. Type eqoaree
a. plant of the
Illy family
C Cllmblnfr
7 Cardiac and
reaiilrutory
edatlve
8. Son ffod
9, Town In Ohio
1. Hi-arco
l. Genua of llta
oat
44. Jletrirnl foot
4t. Murmun
48. DltKrucctl
b. PleHannt odor
bi, RxprcaaloD of
rehoko
55. Inrllne
Biblical conn
try 59. Lose one'a
foot In fr
tl. Pint worn no
en. wiiiir 1
C5. CtimpHratlra
end I Ok: -7.
fly
TALK OF TTIK DOMIMK WHO lll) XOT
WIN TIIK FfXItAL JIAKP
In todny'n mail was a report by The lll-ndvlsed practice of ovoid
a colleague who, I am sorry to ! the uBual activities on the
say. Ik of the osteopathic cult. iii the function Is JslcU-
r.fsj ti vitality uci-uunm unun
tabulating the results of his flrat f of tne unnecessary HUffering. He-
hundred ease of i ware of. resin tins to paln-kiliei-B. If
diathermy extlrpa-! there is any IrreKUlarity or dlffl
tion of the tonsils.' i culty, you should hare proper
I say 1 am aony .medical advice,
that my colleague j Some I'coplc I to Not Kat 3Ient
Is un OHteopathr , Ib it necessary ro eat meat In
I'd he just as sorry, order to bo healthy and strong and
If he called - him to grow normally ? 1 ;i M years
self a homeup:ith;jt6Wr. C5 inches tall and weiKh l'-M
or a psychopath; pounds, but I've never eaten more
hut if he called i than half a pound of meat a wek.
A '.. himself nn nllo-jnnd usually Icms. I don't like meat.
path I'd never c-al! him a colleague Would you advise a irhi to become
nt ;Ol you see I have little respect n doctor? I've Just finished my
for n' presumably educated physl- ; first year in hinh school, and 1
clan who, pretends to be hound by! think I'd like to study medicine . .
;' ' . ''.; ' '
Jo ":"2i ' 25"?Pi? '
r 3 W. I
34 W;,gs . . sraa7
Sf.,,r . IV-gr-r r ijlSr
ar - -rm-' te l4
k ' ' vf tjiir-1 VSh- t '
; ''ilTP "T7 jHp
! the tenets of any little healing cult. U. L. V.)
and none nt nil for the healer, if j Answer. If you eat milk and
j such there he, who permits any . cstrs, and perhaps mime fish or
i faker to brand him or his "school" j shellfish it makes no difference if
! as allopathic. O q 'you eat little or no meat. I do not
j From my osteopathic colleague's j iiilvl.se, hut if you were my daujjh-
report I glean these Interesting j ter and wanted to study medicine
details: . j I d say "Attaglrl." O
J The hundred patients ranged In' Q Kxcivlso for llenilu
ae from 4 to 78 years, nnd they. Some few years ago you r?com-
received In the average (y little j mendnd an exerclscto prevent or
j over 5',-j treatments each. Four ' cure hernia. My doctor thinks I
j patients complained of the sore nm soing to have n hernia.
throat for n few days follow int? a Wouldn't your exercise be good for
treatment; 11 patients said they i me? (G. .!."
just hated the treatments but they j Answer. It cnn do no harm.
1 could stand it; 31 patiena) said : Support hernia with your hand
j they suffered only slinht iliscom- f while you lie supine nnd do from
i fort; 4(1 Vcclnred it was not at all j 3 to leg raising and flexing
objectionable, "nothing to it." i movements each ninht and morn
! Xln'ety patient.s had never heforo ' ing.
had their tomgs removel: el wit
; had been subjected to the Jr.d f
i Spanish custom (surgical tonsillec-j
I toiny ) : iwo patients had been
I sn.- ed and guillotined twice,
i Of c ourse there was no hemor-
rhnse, no edema of the throat, no
casualties from anesthesia, no
shock followinK operation, no post
operative pneumonia nnI no post
tfinsillectomy lunR abscess. The
old Spanish custom has virtually a
monopoly on these Interesting
complications. This diathermy
method is so uneventful that it
must be a dull, dreary sort of life
for the doctor who us it asQhe
method of choice. '
" .
j jjay1 jgrwep w ar
Do Yon Remember?
" TEN" YfiARS AGO TODAY "
(From fila of th Mall Trlhurie.)
- : December 3. 1B20
Jacksonville citizens circulate
petition for o special prosecutor
fur the Bank of Jacksonville fail
ure cases. " .
Chrfstn-as seal sale starts in
county, with great success.
.Clara .Smith, "The Vampire."
who slew Jake 1.. Hamoti, Repub
lieau chief tan of Oklahoma, still
unfound. but in hiding.
Firo 'causes 4000:" djimage
Raptist church of Asllrfind.
Traffic committee of Chamber
of Co m merce, ma k e re po rt d i -O
approving of baking into curb,
and parkins of cars all night on
resident ialO't reets. Storn f Owro
test follows.
ArentinP iUits the Wae.igue of
Xat:.itw. V
TWKXTY YIXUS AGO TOffAY
(From files ot the Tribune.)
Irrigation wo'i he a great boon
to the valley, says fj. VO Vorbeck.
engineer, hut he doubts 'if the
orchard ists will ever realize the
needs until they have suffered.
The daily routine of Harry K.
Thaw, rich slayer, is published, to
prove he is not having an easy
time in the Insane asylum.
S. Vilas Heck with, orchard ist
and lawyer, breaks his arm while
cranking his nuto.
Oregon has a population, ac
cording to the federal census of
C;.67.i.
Tlie First Savings Bank and
Trust company of Medford If
rormed. The Incorporators are
Jeff Heard. C. S. Xewhall, S. S.
Smith and A. K. Reames.
f'tS
TIHK TU AYKMNC; ,
Hy Mary (Ira ham. Bonner. "
This was the first trip eacn one
'f (hum 'tiitil tiilf.m spnnr.-itolv. -hi.'t
like most wise tiun he-Teiresented a hoi.'less miinrrity. Listen
to his eomdusion, wliieli; wnl? deriii'dl then, )y the haraj a(ledf
nd hard boiled, leaders Of liritisli fituwiee, as the :vporins
of a literary man trying toj raise hitjself. by his fcott st;!;:
It Is by prutclice iaj.d (ajtirgy of tit' lattice, that "ajiff. eai hs
to'lto'i'to bettt carrleal tiea it ciyHitiea; at it is to Of i4Je
iru4let'e aad ta saa.e oatrg taut w now loaf; wfta c(aafort
x 4 gtotf hope. . .
Our ruler willW'st pi'etaaw.c ibe itnirovetntat of tbe nUIon by
slily coiit'iaitg tli(tH(aaLs to 4V aw Vgititji;t? ,( by
HaviBB; cttpitu) ta liee' its aioW. lacrative cotrse, c:(miO-h
leeS' natural reward, Klbeicss i4 fW)y tber atitunil pa
ny aaaivataraaig puee, by aieiait; projatfy, by (hajiertie,
jgriet ecotafly In eviry de-
pi.inonill Hit- 1. llllty I)11L-H i.lUl U VAlJItltll-Ql
i tlie Idea very carefully. And they
knew they would be perfectly safe.O
Besides, they
saw many other
peOp'i coming
riowii t h e stairs
tbe itice of law, aia' ! oUservti
pnrtaent of the st.e. . 1
Let tho (loverttrnt tis-the Poe will certnitjly f te
My colleague
note, saying:
"I just finished off an elder-
ly clergyman, the
from . bi' went home
happy. Thanks to you for giv
ing him my name."
Now I am not a little pleased 1 and gettiaV: Into
about the finishing off of that individual cars,
clergyman. I've orten warned l :qm tu.es as the
could finish off a few of them r Lit tip It lack
myself, especially when they . . .
well, let that0,o now. I'm delight
ed thitt one clergyman has been
disposed of, anyway. And I'll tell
you why. The man Void written
me several times. i;9ii time I
assured hi in that in his place I
should give the eager throat sur-
ciock called
their as sooja
ns the people
Hosed the doors
they were off all
by themselves.
"You see," ex
plained the Lit-
301
iti j
TOP
3 It
ront.
Iaeiin.1 a wide hprtii nnd travel aif lllnik Clock. "Ilii'Se r pneu-
i hit. it ni'cesaiiry. to find ti doctur niatlc tillie.i. or tuliPH rlllod with
i.'.,.l'. i. - ...w.. e it i t .. r -w .1 i i i w i i.i'i'v-. . ..... ."'v'" jiiiiihmi up air. n n I ney carry
L.i.-iinr. nin iiiiniHcii lyoni .neui.vs iccip ill : with d Intliormy. And each tlmo ho ponplc from ihe pla i-TL muscle I he
lM(tnni(le their tortuW's; is there anv "ood reason to doubt. ! discussed this with his home nne
. . - ' n I lorS, nnd each time they injured
te Sllc opportunity luces tll' who hvc the ii()Ultl! grid him the "electric" method was no
I'll: city riKhl tn the cltv it.ielr.O
'They arc Ilk Individual little
f;t'Ctat toilow the ' ltil'Miii til It)".'
Jta , -m.: , ' !B tnumiwto
L -n t mu l: ' eat hen are p e o I e who are ' nuineoiw were
1 OfiMRf AluAfistSB l"""'" "oct Chris- only I couche
T rf,lll' IBK.8tf.SW P tin nc,iapers l aie they can't : most polite tei
I , - gf 4 tvMa)erH. a prolonged si
.Maybe education p.'s, hut
America has niore of It than ever
before, jind look at her now.
terms. Then followed
silence, and now nnd
as.'lin I wondered whether they
Americanism: KltthtinB to make i had lieautifiil floral harps nnd
the world free, from tyrants: lionili- I thlims for the beloved pastor. So
snbwnv cars in n wuii. except thev
rooii. o iinnny i lost patience ; ,.0 worked from "K central sta-
nnd ndvised the Rood dominie to ,:n,,, ,, .,M vou have to do is to
go plumhOlo where his precii.ts inside, press the button to the
KOIPK to sen.1 nun, ,, station where vou want to be lei
couched my advice In al-ff nnd will stop here.
.Vow that the cantaloupe sen.n.
is over, about the only way for a
poor man to gamble Is to vM chesO
nuts in the dnr t
ing a store that doesn't
a vi'ternu' parade.
There were fit more lfc?ng:i
crimes In the old days; there tvr
Just more hangings.
Maybe tills Is tt ag of realism
but you never see n K9.crnt wlt'O
mlMllire gold crutches ft his col
la r.
i 0W
WgK. -
close foriQf'fJ' natuually'I was delighted to
learn thatthe good father, who
Of had won my affection with his let
j ters. had lost his tonsils and yet
not .won his harp. I salute my
i misguided osteopathic colleague.
0 The badge he wears Is not so much
j bis fault as It Is the shame of our
i primitive system of medical llcen
re.
i:llt
o
feleVn Ucben- famita.- e
rttale obMileiW whert w W He
ctaaataa.i paa.a 4ajt
tft'ir teMriat'it af cffcitaalff:
snc4 frieng-?
National hero: One so famous
he can. nff:d to snub the news
papers that made him. '
Tin real reason why a man
o b j v y t h to his w PeV Utile
woolly ring Is that he wishes
hi Ik trentwl as tin duo- U.
i tne o il nar tv ivn mivn' wtii ' 'i"
The popularttOof Hitler in Oer-i Ma. you and the girls ran start; XejstVrUil ftluiiitlmiO
"I will shoot you there (or that
is the word the people use ti d
scribing it in thene days to which
I've turned the time) in n.Otime
at all,
"In fact, a trip that used to take
about an hour will aij'ily now take
.you live minutes.
... . . . ... n
i ou uonersiaiiil i.oout IMT'
Mt 11 I'll H (Mill 1
The children nodded.
Kach now got Into his own in
dividual tub'i. pressed the right
butVm. nnd in five minutes each
had arrived at the station where
they nil met. -v
; "Kverything b rVrefully ar-
ranged." the Little lUack Clock
said, "so there wi.O be no colli
sions, nnd there are signals- and
he hrakes which make the cars stop
if anything f ahead.
"You know John joined us
many teaches u-h that economic de-;
press I on Isn't tho only way In
Jk;eh a nation slum,.
I QrSTXS AXf ASMI
i ' AtfI livitiwa
Am I right or wrong in my be
lief that one need not inflate the
I lungs to capacity each tiaaie h
breathes, unless exercising?! hav
j the impression that one-half o
: inree-iourwis oi me lung capacuy . ocond or two late, because there
serves matniy as a reserve . . . wntl sJBru (loiav on hU t..n(.k
There is a bright side. Yon not ' M Vi ' . , t ! But the delays
longer he:.Oanvbodv recite: "Cur-! Answ.W "Vou nre right. In or- Kverything a Into
! few shall not ring tonight.'' mury uutct i.reatmng nn adult maKic.
I itnnaics nnout a pint of nir. ihe' .-Anrt Volu. milcip riin tlirn tnfl
i "Ay argue nbout which party j largest iuantlty lie can inhale with m(t ahond so we can see nnd do
j willVave i he country? It will he!" r'J" inspiration is perhaps three nn thPS(, things." John fald Tie
the old party who says: "Welt, nuarts. ns tfi mendouslv expltnrt nhcMt
this last trip he had taken.
very few.
work.s like
pending again.
T have
Invitation to attend a 1
Correct this sentence: "She
always been poo-.Q said the
has
rich
while
Lord .Maeanlay was one of the wisest men of his time, but
MUTT AND JEFr-aVlutt's Headed for a Safe Suburb
l'rivate life hasn't chani-cd Mr. and ancient hridegrom. "so I know
Coolidge. He didn't suO much: she'll spen Omy money verv care-
he was president. 'fully."
j house pan" but I expect my jiek
ness . . . and I will be unabP to
Join in the fun f.wiiiiiing. skat-j Heinilar nirmail service has just
ing and dancing . . . (MrA H. M. j been etnblished between Amster
Answer. Too tiad your physical dam. IlOand. ami Hatavia. Dutch
educat.Oi was negUn-ted. daughter. Knst Indies.
"Let's cop a ride, with a bit of a
.bluf, " -
And s to Australia!" says CftMy
bluff,'
So they climb on the back f ag.
Albatross 0
And sail away toward the 5t
em Cross. ' O
' HABITS OF EARNING
y Alice Juson Peale " ' '
Ono of the '.greatest pronlelie
which many boys anil girls today
have to face is occasioned by tlie
necessity of remaining economical- iu
ly dependent on tfcclr elders lons
after their developmit has reach
ed a point which makes tiem de
sire at least a measure of real In
'en'ulence. 1-arents can meet this cause of
maladjustment In two ways. First
they can actually accord to their
aQ'lcsccnt children a ' certain
amount of genuine freedom in niuk
bis decisions and in spending
nrr.ney.
Secondly, they can from early
childhood encourage flahem In any
effort to enrn n$iney of their own.
It is a great help to youth's self
confidence to he able to turn the
trick that chiefly differentiates the
child from the adulf-the trick of
earning money.
1 lie fact that be Is able to earn
relieves the child of some part o!
By BUD FISHER
Lady Font -Coupe- of the local
Imitation Hritish set. fmnot last
evening And said ouch!, instead of
rxcruclatlnK.
HEALTHIEST 4 H PAIR
SELECTED IN CONTEST
CHICAho. Dec. n.n Marian
K. Kynderganrd, l.Vyenrotd girl of
Cnindy county, Iowa, and William
il. Hodcnhnmcr, of Johnson
county. Mlssouii, were named b
thn healthiest gttl ami hoy in the
1'nfted Stales In ihe contest con
ducted at the atiatinl Ml I'lub ctei
VNrtAT WtRG D0IM6 ) Zi
1 1 . J
rlK CHR.STMAS
11 I6AVIM6S I PMT
rc'-v I FUND. . Bofnct'
v i i , j
I t . I v u
mm::
;:!3St i
TIP 'l l. .rrUJ.1
2-?
oi tooij im n - ' - d '"w "T y vow, ja:;V- JCFP SktN6 M (r: kjHI
. " - ; ; -7- J
I'liinoirow "A Modern Hhiim-." fjthe feeling of Inadequacy which
iiiiimv,, nvi w itir ueay:s w neil lie ti'ui-
pares his state-with that of the
grown up. 0
It relieves him of the possible
fear that he may never be able Ioq
take care of himself.
Kuitheimore. the habit of earn-
Ing money is n good one to incut
cale early. IlO.its have in them- q
selves a power over u the longer
they nre established the mQc dif
ficult they are to break.
The habit of dependence becomes
dangerous when carried on as it
must be through the years of ado
lescence of young people preparing
for professional careers.
Within limits, boys and airls may
profitably spend a Certain"hare nf
their time and energy In earning
money.
The gain In self-respect. Imle-O
pendence. a realistic 'sense of
money values, is a raclor of mental
health nnd a preiwratlon lor Hound
life adjustment that innnot be disregarded.
Practically all ihe rlnerr.iis of
No' way have been take:, over by
th.i municipalities in which they
nrn I.ichT.mI.
JOHN H. LOOK
Pttntlnj Decortlni
Fin Interior Work a
Specialty
Phona 118 or 1451-J