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PAGE ETGHT M KVVVliLf MAJIj TKIISUJNI JUIVUJt UKU,- OK I'M U. , Tl AS I J A Y , A H t U W f M -J.: r,- -- Medford Mail Tribune tiallr ml Sunday FublUhtd bj - HlPrOKD rUNJUMl CO. M-lt-19 S. ru u torn T ROBKRT CT. BIIIII, fctitor I. BUMPTEB MITU, alacaaaf An Independent Newspaper '' Kntered as ueond elaas miller it tledfotd, ,Oraoii, undar Ml l MmcIi 8, 187D. BUIWCKliTION BATK8 sty Mill In Alliance: ball, with Simdaj-, tear Plllr, with Sunday, ownth... : Itallr, vlthout KuDdir, year . . . ,- Itallr, vltoout Sunday, nonUi. . SundiT. um rear ?.50 .it a r.ti .ts 1 '", Hi Carrier, In Ad.anee Mwlford, Atliland. ! Jatkaomllla, Central 1'olJU, Tlioeiita, Talent, wild Till and on llirtiaavi: Ilallf, ullli Sunday, nonUi.. $ .78 "Dally, fclthnut Sunday, month 05 1 Dally, arlthout Runday, one year T.00 ' Daily, 1Ui Sunday, una year 8.00 All lensa, cull in adtanci. , ,6'llelal paper of Uie City of Jklednrd. tuVleial paper of Jackson Cuuuly. UEMBKR OF TIIK UNITED 1'RltSS ' 1IIMHF.R UP THE AKHIITlATKn PHK8S '' ' statcltlng Killl leased Wire Swlce . The. Associated I'ims i eicUulrely entitled to lha uaa for publication at all lifiwa dlnualclies credited to Jt or otuerale credited In tliii paper, tnd alio to Die local news published herein. All rUbta for publication of special )llpatctwf berefn are alio reaerted. . MKMHKH or AUDIT BIHIEAD Or CIRCULATIONS . A. B. C aicrace circulation for ill uolna tlidlnf Marcll 31, . Iil30. 4323. Dally average dlRUItiutliro lia ail nootbi to March 31, 1113041175. Preient net paid A. B. C. 4469. Present press run, 4005. AdTerililne; Represeniailm M. C. NtKJKNKKN A COMPANY nrrjeer In Am York, Ctileaao, Detroit, (an frandsco, um Angeles, Braille, I'otrland. . Ye Smudge Pot (By Arthur Perry) .. Runeor, malice, hutu, anil vlcluuu talcv tiru in Uio browintt fur thu cHlujiuieTn. Already novoru.1 cuiitll dutcH with lillloUK Di'iiins titive HtHi-tod to upow, in tho liupon tif ni-uiifilnp; mi iMiiolionat appeiil for tholr dqlutiiniiH of trrcatnt'H.s. Tliiu-u in nu euro fur iiulltical hyUi-uphu-blu. The US. Hurt-nu of llcnlth nd vInph ono anil ii 11, In. view of Die heat, "to Krln and bear it." Tlio grlnniiiB In not compulmu'y, u. IiIkIi cotii'L rutcu. yk hoii.ioi) Ncitim: (lliililniit-Kil, (ill.i Nllltccl) Tho Itahy editor of tho .CiitineayiUo KnKlu in u t 1 I 1 fluffed up at the. editor of tiio .NiiuKOt. . If ho will luivo IiIh i nurno lurnlnh hint with a clean iltnprr ho will rent moro com fol'tahlo and not ha ho 111. Many will recall year of the bin oclipno, a ntupei. loua. heav enly event that, itecordillK to antro rujniorn, . o 0 e u t n approximately every jyo yearn. Upon that oceu- nmn, Unlvln Coolidftc, thon preul dent, ntrollerl. out upon tho While JtoUHu lti.wii, pave ilie.etilipne it per ' futiclory -laolt tlirounli a piece of nlltuked BlanH, and "returned to bin dottle,". . to Ri'lml out n full ilay'n work, whllo tho inanncn leaded up ward in awe. Tho appended pruns dlnpatch. indicittcs .that Alt,' Cool idtfu. In ntill in po inuud tu gawk at Ulrica; . Yearn iiko, Ciilvfn (ooIIiIko lliude little. wlnillulU wlilcll ho 'placed nprpHH tho road .frmu'tho CoilMiiiie fariu liuune. ,Min. CoolidKO toundi il In tho .juorjier of tho cellar when thu CuulidKen roturned there on a .vacation thin milliliter and In -nhowrt pliiclnp; It, on a , pout where tho , . fornior prenidunt coi enjoy Ino workiiiKn of hln liandhvurk, . a An attompt to fry an ecu on the Idinvnlk .yenmrday wan thwarted when 11 wan dincovercd tho egg wuh already hurd-holled. ' 24 hourn tins punned nlnco notico wan nerved thai two uttuclien of tho finh colliliiinniiui would lie no Ioniser , liuuded, and nllll no kIriih of a, ntutu wide innurrectlon, rebel lion, or revolt. The locomotive enirlneer. nerves yearn of traliiliiK before ho in ill lo.wnd to. pull a Uuollre. llo him to hitvo a keen eyo and a nluady nerve. Xet wo allow a rank nina--tclir to Ket behind tho wheel of u powerful auto and dnnli over the hiRhwnyn at nlxty inlleu an hour. Kltii-Uin Tliliea - Lnlon.) T II I a nouildn lofttcal, until onu conaidorn thai nil U-JOHi-ulii boyn drive bel ter than their iladn. X'l'om the ainoiuit of beveragen consumed yenterdny, inuny a ntoin aeh thntiKlit Itn owner wim takliiR In wunlilpK. . , fll'STK II a.LiVN i:D , , , (I'rcwt Ulfiimu li) . .Minn llelon Vachuda, twenty yearn old, former proprietor of Helen a l'luce, ' a roadhousu near-HI. I.ouln, who reveiuly orveit a nluoty-day Jail neu teace for klilliiK hur atep (itllior, JJIsj lllll Zmuiba, a blaekniulth, wan nenleneed to eight monlhn In Jail and fined 4io by. l''cdvrnl - Judste ParfK ' on her plea of nelllini liquor. Communications iTom Kcv. J. K. CVimk-r. To tho Eilltur: It has) Jimt como to my notit-e. through ltnv. Kiwlhnm, thnt mull sent to mo hero Iihs been returned to tho wrltrr. If lh writer will vrlfr thla Mlutrniciit 1 kIihII flml out from tho Iui-hI )o!tifnt9 uu- thorlHm hero why nch it tiling .noma nuva iit-pn unnv. 31? mi diem Is lit Miller ntn-i-l, I:i- bursf. ore., whero I hnve hren Inoe ' coming here. Itcspi-rtfiilly. -JAMES K. COXDEH. BuRtcri llmik l'nysi. ' ASTORIA, Ore., Auk. 12. W'J Chock for tho flmt dividend of 3;. per cent, nmountlnt; to $4119,000, ajvero reeolved by depo.ttoro nf the A.torla Having bank, defunct, yen terdny, Tho bank closed In Juno, I ClaMlfled. advertising (etc results. WHY THE TREE SITTINO ,CRAZE IS DOOMED I IJJXilXCi by the protests wliirli fur a. week past the trccittiiif; stunt iji not popular, in Mctl fnr.l. Well, trcosittiiiK doesn't appeal to us either, hut wc have heen unahle to share some of the sentiiiieiits expressed, regard in).' tlit! yonim man who decided to give Medford an entry in this nation-wide endurance contest. After all, he. is hardly to blame. Hoy elsewhere have been cluing it anil their Iders many ,,. , .... i .: Hill''1 II l'l I III' I I! Illl Vt llfl'II IJ-L'cll I'liiii-pole sittiiij?, hull-froLt juinpiiiL.', whisker jrowinir, and ' wliat have you?" for many years past. The entire rijrainarulc has al ways appeared foolish to us, hut until now we have never heard a clearly-defined public protest. Perhaps the dear people are at last awaking to the folly of it all. We hope so. r'nr, in spite of a very general impression to the contrary, the newspapers have not been entirely respon sible. , .ewspa ers do influence public opinion but they seldom create it. And if anyone dilits this they have only to follow this tree silting business for a little while and be convinced. papers in Florida and elsewhere have decitled to give it no more publicity, but because public opinion is against it. And without the support of public opinion these crazy stunts collapse of their own weight. Try as they will, the American league of tree sitters can't, and won't, carry on much longer. 1'licy may get newspaper support here and there, but their dream of fame and fortune is over. The people will have none of it. And when the people will hiivivnone of it the newspapers sooner or later usually SOONHU fall in line. Tree sitting essentially is 'no more ridiculous than a dancing marathon or a cross-country bunion derby, or trying to set a new record lor eating doughnuts, lint tree sitting just happened to come in too late and happened to involve children, 11 CO.M U,VAT10.V THAT -FOIIMHD, TJJK STIiAW THAT, 1JROKE TIIK CA.MK18 BACK. . . fc . 1 , . WK AHH just n little sorry for the tree sitters. As before stated, they arc not to bbinie. .After seeing what other stunters got away with, they Were undoubtedly , justified in try- iiig to get u bit of easy money and publicity for themselves: ' They 'are in. something the siime boat as the man who bought a corset factory ten years ago, or entered the. Xew York stock market for the first time last October. . Nothing intrinsi cally wrong countless others had done likewise. They merely happened to do it at the WliOXti TIMK. The worm had turned and they didn't know it. So their misfortune comes under the rather cheerless heading of "just too bud." I;.. ' . ,,M0RE UNADULTERATED WHANG-DOODLE rT,llU'ilt!nr old Poi'tlniid Journal is niuking it vnliaut effort to ' di'illiiatize the .Meier independent race as a sort 'of "Onward Christian Snldiers"'criisade. "' J il this aiiiiising'iitleinpt to eojivert political ambition into 11 revival of religious fervor,' the Journal even denies thai the leaders of the Joseph campaign are "bolters," or are largely composed of defeated, polit ieians who see a good chance to gain uj.i'laee'lit the pie tiounler, which was denied tlieiu by the voters of their own parties. i A CCUK11NU to the Standard Uictionary, n bolter is a ineni- ber of one party who leaves that party to join until her po litieal organi.ation. Just how thu Journal can successfully maintain the liepub liun'n ami Deiuoernts who have left their respective parties to join the Meier organi.iitiou do not conic under this definition, it is difficult to perceive. Nor is it clear how the fact that many of them are defeated politicians can be denied. Among the original signers of the Meier petition for example, are the following: ' A. Slaughter of Portland, defeated in the Republican pri mary for the siate legislature Harry U tlross of Portland, de font'ed for the same hotly at the same lime; James Miiguire, Paul C; Hales, Harry M. Kenin, all defeated candidates in the .siuiu; primary ; V. 11. Hilton and Clarence K. Veager in the same boat : (jlonu Mctsker, of Columbia County, also beaten in the Repub lican primary; Ralph C. Clyde of Portland, defeated for a place on the city commission ;' R. C. llolnian, defeated for mayor of .Portland ; V. C. Culberlson, defeated candidate for congress on tlio Democratic ticket ; Kriink Ticheuor, Democrat last spring, who registered as ii liepublican and was defeated for the legis lative iioiniuntittu in Coos ami Curry; V. T. KnUtu of Astoria, defeated for reiiominnl ion as circuit judge; l. .1. Simpson of North Itend, beaten in the race for governor some time ago, Rov, Kendall of ptirtland, defeated candidate for sheriff! Oscar WJ llorne, defeated for the legislature; Robert N.' Stiint'ield, defcntetl for the I'. S. senate; M. Sweet, defeated fotMiiavor MUTT AND Urn-P M-iL' . I n- . n i i M i ; . ; 4 ". nuuung L,me uiverung a man s mina i By BUD FISHER TT TT ArT"fe LITTLt DANCE 7-- : ( "&H flL OUfefeoiRT ' , -r-r r H HAD ,f OWueRFu'C TI ' ' -re PftTMirAVi' 'ffi:rA.,rT fjyTA BR,A, MoTVS HAU.HOSTCSS ONLV j rvUTT,WHM NOT C0Mt VJHlUt SCRM6BIM& aT A I HOCRfWi BABe , PARTIAL WHTeQUlPPD fwi tST L,'2 Y!" OF THAT ,IV.(XAILY ( 60T To4 CCNTS A TO TH6 BALL 3AMe f : TpB-H NA? XWMCIMG SocfcV ejei ' WITH AN OUTBOARft MCTOK?- I tWc Tt TT & NC HALL, tRU LOVC-STORV PAMCe-A.Nl NOTING S AWb Se BABG WITH TCARS IW HtS frV A JUST THK IaXXus HOSVCSS L6FT "rHA.T"TOWW HABIT. He AIN'T m CXTRAFoRSTUrABUS- RUTH SrAACK A EVS BEEsMJSe. TH HOMfcR.MUTT, WOMAhi IN BLAC lr SAlb- WlUT0Rfc AMD UleNT "TO ST. JOSCPH- MOftfi OSe. THAN A I MH,OH-THArsr I COUPLA HOMtRs? ) GlCC IM HS ARMS WAS aUAMPRI ''I WT KNOW A V OJJAJS! 7 VAJHeR SHfe U5ST ALL HcR : SPeLuwG Bee: f ; Li ,. FeeTr oh, r'w so J -x7 .tell Jit1 A'r bissst otV iw mmmJmA, & - Jf;!""4! 94" IS seats: : V ! have linen fliioiliiij: this of fiue i years af-'o started the pcrkirm- .1 : , HIT CIHIllS . U.IUCIiJX lln ...... , ' - - r-. 1 " -- - rr " - - - MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE ACIIOS II n(TA body of water JUarrj atrnln OrKHiilr hole I (' llndrtrnl I i)l Hiiuara mf ten .Knlliiir awaj Prlnlitr't mead' or : Oh In In VIIIiik In Tlutrn Cuunly, . V. Title of n mnr rkil unmiiii IS (i II- of Hfltl I-Vninle ilierp Nnrrow road : On in Hifir In F run re Ami not KiHhlri inber ConittraoU ItnUrd Dlat- Solution of Yesterday's Puzzlt 1 !1. a, i 26, SH. to. il, .12. 31. 3(1. 37. 1(9. 41. 4t, 41. 4;.. .,46. A JMUJO BFiO 1 O EIL dFtiA K E 1 LLN HAJSjETflD lb iT 'fc Ik IE ! form IV I mi man IJrei-lt letter Mlrrlnir He fore t tire fix Mnke cloth Pen Ponrnnl (uiur 4. (ratlTe pre fix 40. J,pnfti anua .'l. CnniMlalu A3. Hnaren ii, CurnU . HOWS h Annrlcitii rn- M Inn II - 2 13 WafTZ' SzT 5Ht MmiB 1 mmmji rJ 41 -i Wit ' 43W4 - . 'Ix' wk 4f .; So . . . . : . : ; . si : - i. wij : ! r II s.m.m . of Astoria; A. C. Hough of Grants Pass, defeated iii the race for governor, and so forth and so on OW all these-Meier lieutenants ninv be most estimable men. Silt they could scarcely, he ers" of their parties, or unselfish exponents of "Progressive Re publicanism." . Xor eau it be denied that they are party bolters, or the fact disputed that they have been defeated by the voters of their own party and now presumably hope to gain some po litical advantage by joining a third party. The evidence is too obvious, the facts too well known. In short, in its efforts to inalte tliis Third Party revolt any thing more than another tinte honored effort for the Outs to get in, the Journal is not only departing from the facts, but making itself decidedly 1 idiculous. " : With so much unemployment it really seems too bud to give a mini a job cvijn a' political one if he really doesn't want it. Lip-reading is. an interesting hobby. You can tell what the fellow is saying when you roll along and refuse him a ride. What a world! Diplomats' lire the only people who could outtalk a traffic cop, and they are immune to traffic laws. Morrow is ablo and honest, but is it nice to rejoice so openly because aii able and honest man is going to the Senate? Rainfall stopp'ed the effort India. Moisture seems to have If it is true every great crisis what indication is there that this A politician is 11 man who doesn't know what he stands for until he, knows what the people will fall for. What ii shame to replace Graham by some sport nmiouiieer who will slick to the prosaie facts. When in uniform Mussolini but the usual chip. Slrau-jo lYi'sidiMit lloovcr cau trolled other. calamities so well. And thoNe 1 tin t live by thoVivorl .shall jioHslifby the pensions J 1 --' " - ', . O or el ret S..AevareiidJDKi poet. 10. 'Ill Irk 12. ilitrhlne for rutUnfr Rrans 13. vild nnlmal Ifl. Condenied, molfftiire 19. Curryintr ea pacliy of rei set SI. operates S3. Tend a furnace It. A'ot Hlda unread 87. Jtefure Stt. Extremely -' worm . IS. Ueorira EI!o Jtero 33. J'errolatet 31. Tasto Si. inninit 31. Fan 8H. Thlrk llaaM it, Fqneral piles At, jMolntenn 4tf freeedlnv nlglitu 46. Corded fanrle 47. Kluinl CO. Old exclama tlon SS. At home 2. Ancient eltr In Afrira f. I'lural ending 4. Corroded t. Horn an em jipror 6. ;ify In Nerada 7. Unit of Mork ail infinitum. called "true and loyal support to establish self-government in that effect over here too. produces a man to handle it, is a crisis. wears no insignia on his shoulder 't .control llic Scmito. lie eon- tU 1 Personal Health Service j , v ' ' By William Brady, H D. .. a atnmal haallH am bTM.rf iVtir. Bra U . IU.M lf Data, no rtpij cao v m-w " la eaxa of Tba stall TflbuM. SHM.Ii WAV W IIO SH.MiIj PKAtTICE l'HOl'KSSIOXAl, IHOAlilXU? WHO .'-Ono John I.. Splvah has recently .. written a . book wnicn ne ""'"i The Medical Trust cnmasiteu. , : ' 1 u.x.a nnt Kfnn ,,lto puny. Iran, hickij "' the book, but .., , g.lln normally and ur the shysters in frQm cons,liation. It muy be tilven North America,, t0. Jml). ut thc URe , 0( 6 . It seems to nio, . .. K0,.,in,iinr with are quoting bits of it for my spec ial mortification, or at least- a lot of anonym oils c o r r e spondents seem to think so. Here 111 todays mall I find a copy of Bulletin No. 201, issued by Citizens' .Medical Reference, Inc., which quotes at length from the funny book, particularly the. view Spivak gives of the legnl regulation of tho practice of medi cine In Alabama. Alabama, it seems, has 2,500, 000 population, and 2284 physic ians of these, 1004 are mcmborH of the State Medical association. Alabama law provides that the state board of censors elected by the State Medical association shall bo the board of examiners for per- sons seeking a license to practice medicine. Tho board has entire charge of preparing the examina tions and passing upon the quali fications of candidates. Tho ex amination tho would-bo healer must take includes chemistry, anatomy, physiology, etlolo'g'yV symptomatology, diagnosis, obrtot rics, gyncology, surgery, hygiene, medical Jurisprudence. Hpivak ap parently looks upon this section of tho law as a "Joker,"., and thinks It unfairly discriminates .against "drugless healers." );' 1 It seems to me 1 this ' Joker" makes it difficult for nice old ladles and barbers out ot work to get a license to engage in pro fessional healing and that Is a wicked thing for tlio "medical trust" to do. ' One wonders which branch of study thc "druKlcm" healer deems unnecessary to quality a physician to lake the responsibilities lite nubile gives tho healer. The old protost of uneducated applicants for a license was that thc state examination included material mcillca and therapeutics (subjects dealing, with., drugs and chemicals and their uses and effects such as anesthetics, inntlsoptics, stimu lants and the like). The would be "drugless" healers argued, with amut lode, that they were1 not going to use such remedies, there fore they should not be required to have reasonable knowledge of the effects of drugs, chemicals, poisons, etc. As a matter of fact few of the present hordo of unli censed "drugless" healers ndhcro to that pleasant little fable: they all res-ort to drugs, chemicals, medicines, pharmaceuticals, nos trums, more or less, rcudljy as suming a knowledge they do not possess. In order to hold certain of their wiseucre palrons. I' or in real '.life the writers, orators and practicing charlatans! who uis most .scornful and contemptuous lowaiu "nills and potions" submit very meekly and earnestly to any drugs the doctor nloascB to presenile when they find themselves seri ously illl nuy. they demand medi cine even when the doctor of course u regular physician feels diffident about giving it to a pa. tlent so prejudiced against It. These . bitter. Impassioned utter ances against f'pills and potions" are fur publication only. The un wise like such stuff. Spivak dwells on tho fact that tho Stale Medical association Is given absolute control of tlio regu lation of tlio practice of medicine. Are doctors less trustworthy than lawyers? When will Mr. Spivak issue, a book condemning the "law trust" on tho glounrt thai the state liar association ! Is given contn 1 of ihe examination for admittance to tho bar? itil'IC.NTtONS AM) ANSWEltS. ' What. No Itanium? Am 1 taking a risk by givlnn ni nitln Imv of 4 vears banana i i,,' rat? I have been told by nmny mothiM' Unit banaiim arc very nourishing, hut' I rcud in that it in not riiKestll.tc for a f'hlhl tinder 5. Mrs. J. A. M. Answer Thnt n a Ruotl Illus tration of tin' unwisdom of retid inn "dortor hooks." The undent tomp- ynu 'Vfvnfliiltrd should ho turned ovm to n. muxeum" or sola T . 11 4l.ann.ll AT trCalBMlll menu, am w ". r:, ,. i. JrJ r TJ. ... . - Well ripened lia- 1 to the riuiman I 1 i,a fa m every baby - hiol.lv nutrillous , of (ha dk,t uiul espccmny 1 - .. ....... tuhn . h .. SIloonful ot the soft nnin nf ft riue banana. v ne" " banana In well ripened It Is golden yellow, flecked with brownish ,spots, not black marks, and the n.iln l sweet and soft, not dark or mushy. Wpenlng converts the invph Into readily soluble sugai, Hesides, tanana contains consider able protein, mineral salts aim n..Hnrl l,v the Infant and child. Mind, I'm praising . h d o the ih fruit for the good babv's health. You may not be lieve it, but I still have to pay for all my own bananas, and pretty stiff price tho at any pike they're cheap food for us all. Arranging tlio Middle Slat Von ndvised complete relaxation In bed but did not elucidate how this may be easily done. Arrange the middle slat so there will bo a depression for hips and but tocks. Also, when camping out, always scoop out a -holo about 3 inches deep for hips, and then you can sleep on the ground com Voilablv. T. E. W. Answer Thnnk you. The latter sniinrcatlon Is, a good one. . Unfor tunately, some -people- have beds without slats, ritlKNWA' MOUNTAINS lly Mary Cirnhnm Bonner Onco more tho Little Black Clock took John and PcffKy to lneet hla old friend Geoloffy who ,i knew so much uhout the earth. Jle lilted to ho culled (J. for shm-t. lie said it sounded less im portant and not so stiff. "I h n v e ho much I want to tell you and show you,"' hu h a 1 d. "J'.ut of course I'm like every one. Each person t h i n k h what he Is doing very Impor tant. "Hut my dears, you know we're always haviiiK clmnnvs. - Even now new continents ure heinff formed hut It takes so many years." Geoluny wore a costume of rock and stone and looked something like a picture the children had seen of an old-time knight, clad In armor, only a heavier, harder kind of armor. "Xew continents?" John repeat ed. "Yes indeed," CI. a n s w o r e d. "Things are always going on seas being formed, rocks being worn away, groat vnlleys being made things ulwaya going on! "There ure the high mountains now so young and, full of pride, and the old otu-s like tho Scottish highlands quieter, not so ambiti ous any more, very contented ure those mountains. "Sometimes things happen quickly when there ure volcanoes and earthquakes " "I wouldn't want things to hap pen because of an earthquake," John said earnestly. "Don't be too scornful of earth quakes. f yn happen to he in one just think how adventurous earthquake me, not willing to be stopped by anything." "I don't believe I'd he thinking about that if I happened to be around where there was an earth quake." "l.ut mountains are tho friendly ones. Oh yes they are, Tile Little Black Clock nodded, though Peggy and John had al ways thought of mountains as be ing -somewhat grand, and certainlv high-up. r 4 Sundown 'Ds'YflO Remeaber? TEN YEARS AGO TODAY 1 (From files o the Ma.il Tribune.) August 1B2G. Aviation field at the county fa;r. ground's will be dedicated Labor day. U Is one of the finest UruU ing fields In the stule. Battlo to decide the fate of War. saw rages between- the Poles ana BoisiieviKi. Failure of ihe Bank of Jackson ville caues no apprehension in 0. cal financial circles, while the eX. citement nt the county seat is hih. State officials arrive for an audit of tho books, to determine tlie shortage, if any. Three bad boys held for thefts of gasoline. Boston. Ponzi's wild dreams of high finance lure 140,000 in. vesto's. Washington. 130 rare jewels formerly owned by thc Czar of Uus Hla found In tho pockettj of a Swiu iali sailor. V Gov. Ben Olcott names a com mittee to investigate troubled con ditions ut Outer lake. E. V. Car ter of Ashland and C. V. McDonulb of this city aro the Jackson county representatives. Complaints over accomodations is the causo of the action. Considerable excitement is caus ed in Ahland by the arrival of a special car bearing tho inscription: 'There Are No Dead Ones in Texas Hell, Mo!" Herb Alfard will play "Lo Vee da," the Castillian jazz waltz, on his "wicked banjo," ut the Gold Hill pavilion dance. TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY (From files of the M.vil Tribune.). August 12, 110. Local pedestrians plan to climb sides of'Mt. McLaughlin &s oon aa possible. Many local residents buy stock in the "United 'AVirelcsB Company,' and are thought to bo wiser, and out about $9000. Natatorlum dance hall to stupe grand opening, and dance till sun up. Mayor Canon sits down on in toxicated men driving horsen nnd buggy on the chief thoroughfare.'. Epidemic of colds sweeps city, which Dr. E. B. Pickel blames on the dust. Ashland street paving begins. Dr. J, M. Kecne, republican state committeeman for this county, fa vors the Ballinger plan, "it will redeem uh from the dogs," the lo cal man said. Quill Points Faith is the triumph of sentiment over reason. If only Americans would obey tho golden rule at other times t-a they du on a jury. Cleanliness Is next to godliness. And both seem more desirable lo a man when you make it hot fur him. "Chinese make bread of tre bark." We wondered why the de cline of wheat didn't affect th price. 4 Tho cause, of hard times isn't found in the'whent belt or the in dustrial region, but in thc yellow streak. There nron'i, any real mar tyrs now, cctt -U'p wives of famous men who enjoy having un audience. It's no wonder girls marry for money in a land of rich widows and poor widowers. The British '-air liner carried chewing gum among its enierKeii y supplies, the captain doubtless hav ing read of Its usefulness in re pairing flivvers. Tho jury should consider all of tho evidence, including the fct that the accused thought It nec essary to hire such a slick lawyer. Americanism: out on ball. Many people believe Mr. Fergu son will he the real governor of Texas, They are bachelors. i