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M KVVVliLf MAJIj TKIISUJNI JUIVUJt UKU,- OK I'M U. , Tl AS I J A Y , A H t U W f M -J.: r,- --
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Ye Smudge Pot
(By Arthur Perry)
.. Runeor, malice, hutu, anil vlcluuu
talcv tiru in Uio browintt fur thu
cHlujiuieTn. Already novoru.1 cuiitll
dutcH with lillloUK Di'iiins titive
HtHi-tod to upow, in tho liupon tif
ni-uiifilnp; mi iMiiolionat appeiil for
tholr dqlutiiniiH of trrcatnt'H.s. Tliiu-u
in nu euro fur iiulltical hyUi-uphu-blu.
The US. Hurt-nu of llcnlth nd
vInph ono anil ii 11, In. view of Die
heat, "to Krln and bear it." Tlio
grlnniiiB In not compulmu'y, u. IiIkIi
cotii'L rutcu.
yk hoii.ioi) Ncitim:
(lliililniit-Kil, (ill.i Nllltccl)
Tho Itahy editor of tho
.CiitineayiUo KnKlu in u t 1 I 1
fluffed up at the. editor of tiio
.NiiuKOt. . If ho will luivo IiIh
i nurno lurnlnh hint with a clean
iltnprr ho will rent moro com
fol'tahlo and not ha ho 111.
Many will recall year of
the bin oclipno, a ntupei. loua. heav
enly event that, itecordillK to antro
rujniorn, . o 0 e u t n approximately
every jyo yearn. Upon that oceu-
nmn, Unlvln Coolidftc, thon preul
dent, ntrollerl. out upon tho While
JtoUHu lti.wii, pave ilie.etilipne it per
' futiclory -laolt tlirounli a piece of
nlltuked BlanH, and "returned to bin
dottle,". . to Ri'lml out n full ilay'n
work, whllo tho inanncn leaded up
ward in awe. Tho appended pruns
dlnpatch. indicittcs .that Alt,' Cool
idtfu. In ntill in po inuud tu gawk
at Ulrica;
. Yearn iiko, Ciilvfn (ooIIiIko
lliude little. wlnillulU wlilcll
ho 'placed nprpHH tho road
.frmu'tho CoilMiiiie fariu liuune.
,Min. CoolidKO toundi il In tho
.juorjier of tho cellar when thu
CuulidKen roturned there on a
.vacation thin milliliter and In
-nhowrt pliiclnp; It, on a , pout
where tho , . fornior prenidunt
coi enjoy Ino workiiiKn of hln
liandhvurk,
. a
An attompt to fry an ecu on the
Idinvnlk .yenmrday wan thwarted
when 11 wan dincovercd tho egg wuh
already hurd-holled. '
24 hourn tins punned nlnco notico
wan nerved thai two uttuclien of
tho finh colliliiinniiui would lie no
Ioniser , liuuded, and nllll no kIriih
of a, ntutu wide innurrectlon, rebel
lion, or revolt.
The locomotive enirlneer. nerves
yearn of traliiliiK before ho in ill
lo.wnd to. pull a Uuollre. llo him
to hitvo a keen eyo and a nluady
nerve. Xet wo allow a rank nina--tclir
to Ket behind tho wheel of u
powerful auto and dnnli over the
hiRhwnyn at nlxty inlleu an hour.
Kltii-Uin Tliliea - Lnlon.) T II I a
nouildn lofttcal, until onu conaidorn
thai nil U-JOHi-ulii boyn drive bel
ter than their iladn.
X'l'om the ainoiuit of beveragen
consumed yenterdny, inuny a ntoin
aeh thntiKlit Itn owner wim takliiR
In wunlilpK.
. , fll'STK II a.LiVN i:D
, , , (I'rcwt Ulfiimu li)
. .Minn llelon Vachuda, twenty
yearn old, former proprietor of
Helen a l'luce, ' a roadhousu
near-HI. I.ouln, who reveiuly
orveit a nluoty-day Jail neu
teace for klilliiK hur atep
(itllior, JJIsj lllll Zmuiba, a
blaekniulth, wan nenleneed to
eight monlhn In Jail and fined
4io by. l''cdvrnl - Judste ParfK '
on her plea of nelllini liquor.
Communications
iTom Kcv. J. K. CVimk-r.
To tho Eilltur:
It has) Jimt como to my notit-e.
through ltnv. Kiwlhnm, thnt mull
sent to mo hero Iihs been returned
to tho wrltrr. If lh writer will
vrlfr thla Mlutrniciit 1 kIihII flml
out from tho Iui-hI )o!tifnt9 uu-
thorlHm hero why nch it tiling
.noma nuva iit-pn unnv. 31? mi
diem Is lit Miller ntn-i-l, I:i-
bursf. ore., whero I hnve hren
Inoe ' coming here. Itcspi-rtfiilly.
-JAMES K. COXDEH.
BuRtcri llmik l'nysi.
' ASTORIA, Ore., Auk. 12. W'J
Chock for tho flmt dividend of 3;.
per cent, nmountlnt; to $4119,000,
ajvero reeolved by depo.ttoro nf the
A.torla Having bank, defunct, yen
terdny, Tho bank closed In Juno,
I ClaMlfled. advertising (etc results.
WHY THE TREE SITTINO ,CRAZE IS DOOMED
I IJJXilXCi by the protests wliirli
fur a. week past the trccittiiif; stunt iji not popular, in Mctl
fnr.l. Well, trcosittiiiK doesn't appeal to us either, hut wc have
heen unahle to share some of the sentiiiieiits expressed, regard
in).' tlit! yonim man who decided to give Medford an entry in this
nation-wide endurance contest.
After all, he. is hardly to blame. Hoy elsewhere have been
cluing it anil their
Iders many
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Hill''1
II l'l I III' I I! Illl Vt llfl'II IJ-L'cll
I'liiii-pole sittiiij?, hull-froLt juinpiiiL.', whisker jrowinir, and ' wliat
have you?" for many years past. The entire rijrainarulc has al
ways appeared foolish to us, hut until now we have never heard
a clearly-defined public protest.
Perhaps the dear people are at last awaking to the folly of
it all. We hope so. r'nr, in spite of a very general impression
to the contrary, the newspapers have not been entirely respon
sible. , .ewspa ers do influence public opinion but they seldom
create it.
And if anyone dilits this they have only to follow this tree
silting business for a little while and be convinced.
papers in Florida and elsewhere have decitled to give it no
more publicity, but because public opinion is against it.
And without the support of public opinion these crazy stunts
collapse of their own weight. Try as they will, the American
league of tree sitters can't, and won't, carry on much longer.
1'licy may get newspaper support here and there, but their
dream of fame and fortune is over. The people will have none
of it. And when the people will hiivivnone of it the newspapers
sooner or later usually SOONHU fall in line.
Tree sitting essentially is 'no more ridiculous than a dancing
marathon or a cross-country bunion derby, or trying to set a
new record lor eating doughnuts, lint tree sitting just happened
to come in too late and happened to involve children, 11 CO.M
U,VAT10.V THAT -FOIIMHD, TJJK STIiAW THAT, 1JROKE
TIIK CA.MK18 BACK. . . fc . 1 ,
.
WK AHH just n little sorry for the tree sitters. As before
stated, they arc not to bbinie. .After seeing what other
stunters got away with, they Were undoubtedly , justified in try-
iiig to get u bit of easy money and publicity for themselves:
' They 'are in. something the siime boat as the man who
bought a corset factory ten years ago, or entered the. Xew York
stock market for the first time last October. . Nothing intrinsi
cally wrong countless others had done likewise. They merely
happened to do it at the WliOXti TIMK. The worm had turned
and they didn't know it. So their misfortune comes under the
rather cheerless heading of "just too bud."
I;.. ' .
,,M0RE UNADULTERATED WHANG-DOODLE
rT,llU'ilt!nr old Poi'tlniid Journal is niuking it vnliaut effort to
' di'illiiatize the .Meier independent race as a sort 'of "Onward
Christian Snldiers"'criisade. "'
J il this aiiiiising'iitleinpt to eojivert political ambition into 11
revival of religious fervor,' the Journal even denies thai the
leaders of the Joseph campaign are "bolters," or are largely
composed of defeated, polit ieians who see a good chance to gain
uj.i'laee'lit the pie tiounler, which was denied tlieiu by the voters
of their own parties.
i
A CCUK11NU to the Standard Uictionary, n bolter is a ineni-
ber of one party who leaves that party to join until her po
litieal organi.ation.
Just how thu Journal can successfully maintain the liepub
liun'n ami Deiuoernts who have left their respective parties to
join the Meier organi.iitiou do not conic under this definition,
it is difficult to perceive.
Nor is it clear how the fact that many of them are defeated
politicians can be denied. Among the original signers of the
Meier petition for example, are the following: '
A. Slaughter of Portland, defeated in the Republican pri
mary for the siate legislature Harry U tlross of Portland, de
font'ed for the same hotly at the same lime; James Miiguire, Paul
C; Hales, Harry M. Kenin, all defeated candidates in the .siuiu;
primary ; V. 11. Hilton and Clarence K. Veager in the same boat :
(jlonu Mctsker, of Columbia County, also beaten in the Repub
lican primary; Ralph C. Clyde of Portland, defeated for a place
on the city commission ;' R. C. llolnian, defeated for mayor of
.Portland ; V. C. Culberlson, defeated candidate for congress on
tlio Democratic ticket ; Kriink Ticheuor, Democrat last spring,
who registered as ii liepublican and was defeated for the legis
lative iioiniuntittu in Coos ami Curry; V. T. KnUtu of Astoria,
defeated for reiiominnl ion as circuit judge; l. .1. Simpson of
North Itend, beaten in the race for governor some time ago,
Rov, Kendall of ptirtland, defeated candidate for sheriff! Oscar
WJ llorne, defeated for the legislature; Robert N.' Stiint'ield,
defcntetl for the I'. S. senate; M. Sweet, defeated fotMiiavor
MUTT AND Urn-P M-iL' . I n- . n i i M i ; . ;
4 ". nuuung L,me uiverung a man s mina i By BUD FISHER
TT TT ArT"fe LITTLt DANCE 7-- : ( "&H flL OUfefeoiRT ' , -r-r r H HAD ,f OWueRFu'C TI ' ' -re PftTMirAVi' 'ffi:rA.,rT
fjyTA BR,A, MoTVS HAU.HOSTCSS ONLV j rvUTT,WHM NOT C0Mt VJHlUt SCRM6BIM& aT A I HOCRfWi BABe , PARTIAL WHTeQUlPPD fwi tST L,'2 Y!"
OF THAT ,IV.(XAILY ( 60T To4 CCNTS A TO TH6 BALL 3AMe f : TpB-H NA? XWMCIMG SocfcV ejei ' WITH AN OUTBOARft MCTOK?- I tWc Tt TT & NC HALL,
tRU LOVC-STORV PAMCe-A.Nl NOTING S AWb Se BABG WITH TCARS IW HtS frV A JUST THK IaXXus HOSVCSS L6FT "rHA.T"TOWW
HABIT. He AIN'T m CXTRAFoRSTUrABUS- RUTH SrAACK A EVS BEEsMJSe. TH HOMfcR.MUTT, WOMAhi IN BLAC lr SAlb- WlUT0Rfc AMD UleNT "TO ST. JOSCPH-
MOftfi OSe. THAN A I MH,OH-THArsr I COUPLA HOMtRs? ) GlCC IM HS ARMS WAS aUAMPRI ''I WT KNOW A V OJJAJS! 7 VAJHeR SHfe U5ST ALL HcR
: SPeLuwG Bee: f ; Li ,. FeeTr oh, r'w so J -x7 .tell Jit1 A'r bissst otV iw
mmmJmA, & - Jf;!""4! 94" IS seats: : V !
have linen fliioiliiij: this of fiue i
years af-'o started the pcrkirm-
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of Astoria; A. C. Hough of Grants Pass, defeated iii the race for
governor, and so forth and so on
OW all these-Meier lieutenants ninv be most estimable men.
Silt they could scarcely, he
ers" of their parties, or unselfish exponents of "Progressive Re
publicanism." . Xor eau it be denied that they are party bolters,
or the fact disputed that they have been defeated by the voters
of their own party and now presumably hope to gain some po
litical advantage by joining a third party. The evidence is too
obvious, the facts too well known.
In short, in its efforts to inalte tliis Third Party revolt any
thing more than another tinte honored effort for the Outs to get
in, the Journal is not only departing from the facts, but making
itself decidedly 1 idiculous. " :
With so much unemployment it really seems too bud to give
a mini a job cvijn a' political one if he really doesn't want it.
Lip-reading is. an interesting hobby. You can tell what the
fellow is saying when you roll along and refuse him a ride.
What a world! Diplomats' lire the only people who could
outtalk a traffic cop, and they are immune to traffic laws.
Morrow is ablo and honest, but is it nice to rejoice so openly
because aii able and honest man is going to the Senate?
Rainfall stopp'ed the effort
India. Moisture seems to have
If it is true every great crisis
what indication is there that this
A politician is 11 man who doesn't know what he stands for
until he, knows what the people will fall for.
What ii shame to replace Graham by some sport nmiouiieer
who will slick to the prosaie facts.
When in uniform Mussolini
but the usual chip.
Slrau-jo lYi'sidiMit lloovcr cau
trolled other. calamities so well.
And thoNe 1 tin t live by thoVivorl .shall jioHslifby the pensions
J 1 --' " - ',
. O or el ret
S..AevareiidJDKi
poet.
10. 'Ill Irk
12. ilitrhlne for
rutUnfr Rrans
13. vild nnlmal
Ifl. Condenied,
molfftiire
19. Curryintr ea
pacliy of rei
set
SI. operates
S3. Tend a
furnace
It. A'ot Hlda
unread
87. Jtefure
Stt. Extremely -'
worm .
IS. Ueorira EI!o
Jtero
33. J'errolatet
31. Tasto
Si. inninit
31. Fan
8H. Thlrk llaaM
it, Fqneral piles
At, jMolntenn
4tf freeedlnv
nlglitu
46. Corded fanrle
47. Kluinl
CO. Old exclama
tlon
SS. At home
2. Ancient eltr
In Afrira
f. I'lural ending
4. Corroded
t. Horn an em
jipror
6. ;ify In Nerada
7. Unit of Mork
ail infinitum.
called "true and loyal support
to establish self-government in
that effect over here too.
produces a man to handle it,
is a crisis.
wears no insignia on his shoulder
't .control llic Scmito.
lie eon-
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Personal Health Service
j , v ' ' By William Brady, H D.
.. a atnmal haallH am
bTM.rf iVtir. Bra U . IU.M lf
Data, no rtpij cao v m-w "
la eaxa of Tba stall TflbuM.
SHM.Ii WAV W IIO SH.MiIj PKAtTICE
l'HOl'KSSIOXAl, IHOAlilXU?
WHO
.'-Ono John I.. Splvah has recently
..
written a . book
wnicn ne ""'"i
The Medical Trust cnmasiteu.
, : ' 1 u.x.a nnt Kfnn
,,lto puny. Iran, hickij "'
the book, but .., , g.lln normally and ur
the shysters in frQm cons,liation. It muy be tilven
North America,, t0. Jml). ut thc URe , 0( 6
. It seems to nio, . .. K0,.,in,iinr with
are quoting bits
of it for my spec
ial mortification,
or at least- a lot
of anonym oils
c o r r e spondents
seem to think so.
Here 111 todays mall I find a
copy of Bulletin No. 201, issued
by Citizens' .Medical Reference,
Inc., which quotes at length from
the funny book, particularly the.
view Spivak
gives of the legnl
regulation of tho practice of medi
cine In Alabama.
Alabama, it seems, has 2,500,
000 population, and 2284 physic
ians of these, 1004 are mcmborH
of the State Medical association.
Alabama law provides that the
state board of censors elected by
the State Medical association shall
bo the board of examiners for per-
sons seeking a license to practice
medicine. Tho board has entire
charge of preparing the examina
tions and passing upon the quali
fications of candidates. Tho ex
amination tho would-bo healer
must take includes chemistry,
anatomy, physiology, etlolo'g'yV
symptomatology, diagnosis, obrtot
rics, gyncology, surgery, hygiene,
medical Jurisprudence. Hpivak ap
parently looks upon this section
of tho law as a "Joker,"., and
thinks It unfairly discriminates
.against "drugless healers." );' 1
It seems to me 1 this ' Joker"
makes it difficult for nice old
ladles and barbers out ot work to
get a license to engage in pro
fessional healing and that Is a
wicked thing for tlio "medical
trust" to do. '
One wonders which branch of
study thc "druKlcm" healer deems
unnecessary to quality a physician
to lake the responsibilities lite
nubile gives tho healer. The old
protost of uneducated applicants
for a license was that thc state
examination included material
mcillca and therapeutics (subjects
dealing, with., drugs and chemicals
and their uses and effects such
as anesthetics, inntlsoptics, stimu
lants and the like). The would
be "drugless" healers argued, with
amut lode, that they were1 not
going to use such remedies, there
fore they should not be required
to have reasonable knowledge of
the effects of drugs, chemicals,
poisons, etc. As a matter of fact
few of the present hordo of unli
censed "drugless" healers ndhcro
to that pleasant little fable: they
all res-ort to drugs, chemicals,
medicines, pharmaceuticals, nos
trums, more or less, rcudljy as
suming a knowledge they do not
possess. In order to hold certain of
their wiseucre palrons. I' or in
real '.life the writers, orators and
practicing charlatans! who uis most
.scornful and contemptuous lowaiu
"nills and potions" submit very
meekly and earnestly to any drugs
the doctor nloascB to presenile
when they find themselves seri
ously illl nuy. they demand medi
cine even when the doctor of
course u regular physician feels
diffident about giving it to a pa.
tlent so prejudiced against It.
These . bitter. Impassioned utter
ances against f'pills and potions"
are fur publication only. The un
wise like such stuff.
Spivak dwells on tho fact that
tho Stale Medical association Is
given absolute control of tlio regu
lation of tlio practice of medicine.
Are doctors less trustworthy than
lawyers? When will Mr. Spivak
issue, a book condemning the "law
trust" on tho glounrt thai the
state liar association ! Is given
contn 1 of ihe examination for
admittance to tho bar?
itil'IC.NTtONS AM) ANSWEltS. '
What. No Itanium?
Am 1 taking a risk by givlnn
ni nitln Imv of 4 vears banana
i i,,' rat? I have been told by
nmny mothiM' Unit banaiim arc
very nourishing, hut' I rcud in
that it in not riiKestll.tc for
a f'hlhl tinder 5. Mrs. J. A. M.
Answer Thnt n a Ruotl Illus
tration of tin' unwisdom of retid
inn "dortor hooks." The undent
tomp- ynu 'Vfvnfliiltrd should ho
turned ovm to n. muxeum" or sola
T . 11 4l.ann.ll AT trCalBMlll
menu, am w ". r:, ,. i.
JrJ r TJ.
... . -
Well ripened lia-
1 to the riuiman
I 1 i,a fa m every baby
- hiol.lv nutrillous
, of (ha dk,t uiul espccmny
1 - .. ....... tuhn
. h .. SIloonful ot the soft
nnin nf ft riue banana. v ne" "
banana In well ripened It Is golden
yellow, flecked with brownish
,spots, not black marks, and the
n.iln l sweet and soft, not dark
or mushy. Wpenlng converts the
invph Into readily soluble sugai,
Hesides, tanana contains consider
able protein, mineral salts aim
n..Hnrl l,v the Infant and
child. Mind, I'm praising
. h d o the
ih fruit for the good
babv's health. You may not be
lieve it, but I still have to pay
for all my own bananas, and
pretty stiff price tho at any
pike they're cheap food for us
all.
Arranging tlio Middle Slat
Von ndvised complete relaxation
In bed but did not elucidate how
this may be easily done. Arrange
the middle slat so there will bo
a depression for hips and but
tocks. Also, when camping out,
always scoop out a -holo about 3
inches deep for hips, and then
you can sleep on the ground com
Voilablv. T. E. W.
Answer Thnnk you. The latter
sniinrcatlon Is, a good one. . Unfor
tunately, some -people- have beds
without slats,
ritlKNWA' MOUNTAINS
lly Mary Cirnhnm Bonner
Onco more tho Little Black
Clock took John and PcffKy to
lneet hla old friend Geoloffy who
,i knew so much
uhout the earth.
Jle lilted to ho
culled (J. for
shm-t. lie said it
sounded less im
portant and not
so stiff.
"I h n v e ho
much I want to
tell you and
show you,"' hu
h a 1 d. "J'.ut of
course I'm like
every one. Each
person t h i n k h
what he Is doing
very Impor
tant. "Hut my dears, you know we're
always haviiiK clmnnvs. - Even now
new continents ure heinff formed
hut It takes so many years."
Geoluny wore a costume of rock
and stone and looked something
like a picture the children had
seen of an old-time knight, clad In
armor, only a heavier, harder kind
of armor.
"Xew continents?" John repeat
ed. "Yes indeed," CI. a n s w o r e d.
"Things are always going on seas
being formed, rocks being worn
away, groat vnlleys being made
things ulwaya going on!
"There ure the high mountains
now so young and, full of pride,
and the old otu-s like tho Scottish
highlands quieter, not so ambiti
ous any more, very contented ure
those mountains.
"Sometimes things happen
quickly when there ure volcanoes
and earthquakes "
"I wouldn't want things to hap
pen because of an earthquake,"
John said earnestly.
"Don't be too scornful of earth
quakes. f yn happen to he in
one just think how adventurous
earthquake me, not willing to be
stopped by anything."
"I don't believe I'd he thinking
about that if I happened to be
around where there was an earth
quake." "l.ut mountains are tho friendly
ones. Oh yes they are,
Tile Little Black Clock nodded,
though Peggy and John had al
ways thought of mountains as be
ing -somewhat grand, and certainlv
high-up.
r 4
Sundown
'Ds'YflO Remeaber?
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY 1
(From files o the Ma.il Tribune.)
August 1B2G.
Aviation field at the county fa;r.
ground's will be dedicated Labor
day. U Is one of the finest UruU
ing fields In the stule.
Battlo to decide the fate of War.
saw rages between- the Poles ana
BoisiieviKi.
Failure of ihe Bank of Jackson
ville caues no apprehension in 0.
cal financial circles, while the eX.
citement nt the county seat is hih.
State officials arrive for an audit
of tho books, to determine tlie
shortage, if any.
Three bad boys held for thefts
of gasoline.
Boston. Ponzi's wild dreams
of high finance lure 140,000 in.
vesto's.
Washington. 130 rare jewels
formerly owned by thc Czar of Uus
Hla found In tho pockettj of a Swiu
iali sailor. V
Gov. Ben Olcott names a com
mittee to investigate troubled con
ditions ut Outer lake. E. V. Car
ter of Ashland and C. V. McDonulb
of this city aro the Jackson county
representatives. Complaints over
accomodations is the causo of the
action.
Considerable excitement is caus
ed in Ahland by the arrival of a
special car bearing tho inscription:
'There Are No Dead Ones in Texas
Hell, Mo!"
Herb Alfard will play "Lo Vee
da," the Castillian jazz waltz, on
his "wicked banjo," ut the Gold
Hill pavilion dance.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
(From files of the M.vil Tribune.).
August 12, 110.
Local pedestrians plan to climb
sides of'Mt. McLaughlin &s oon aa
possible.
Many local residents buy stock in
the "United 'AVirelcsB Company,'
and are thought to bo wiser, and
out about $9000.
Natatorlum dance hall to stupe
grand opening, and dance till sun
up.
Mayor Canon sits down on in
toxicated men driving horsen nnd
buggy on the chief thoroughfare.'.
Epidemic of colds sweeps city,
which Dr. E. B. Pickel blames on
the dust.
Ashland street paving begins.
Dr. J, M. Kecne, republican state
committeeman for this county, fa
vors the Ballinger plan, "it will
redeem uh from the dogs," the lo
cal man said.
Quill Points
Faith is the triumph of sentiment
over reason.
If only Americans would obey
tho golden rule at other times t-a
they du on a jury.
Cleanliness Is next to godliness.
And both seem more desirable lo
a man when you make it hot fur
him.
"Chinese make bread of tre
bark." We wondered why the de
cline of wheat didn't affect th
price. 4
Tho cause, of hard times isn't
found in the'whent belt or the in
dustrial region, but in thc yellow
streak.
There nron'i, any real mar
tyrs now, cctt -U'p wives of
famous men who enjoy having
un audience.
It's no wonder girls marry for
money in a land of rich widows
and poor widowers.
The British '-air liner carried
chewing gum among its enierKeii y
supplies, the captain doubtless hav
ing read of Its usefulness in re
pairing flivvers.
Tho jury should consider all of
tho evidence, including the fct
that the accused thought It nec
essary to hire such a slick lawyer.
Americanism: out on ball.
Many people believe Mr. Fergu
son will he the real governor of
Texas, They are bachelors. i