Medford mail tribune., June 27, 1930, Page 12, Image 12

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IIEDKUHU rUINTlNQ CO.
S5-3T-29 N. Ilr 8L
HOBKHT W. HUIIU Kditor
n. Ki;MI'TKH SMITH, Manager
An Indrpendent Nempaper
Knlrmt aa ircoml elm natter at Mcdfortt.
Orrgnn, under Act ut March 8, 1870.
M'HM:R1IT10N JIATK8
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Dally, nidi Hmtday, year .....97. SO
Daily, with Sunky, ruuntli . . . . 7G
Daily, willwiit Humlay, year 6. GO
bally, without Btindav. month
Sunday, one year 2,00
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Jarihomllle, Central I'ulnt, I'ijwnli, Talent, Wold
Jt.ll and on Hliimays:
Daily, villi RuiKiay.' month.' .75
billy. vitlHiul HuikUf. iniinth .
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I'rcseni pr! rim, iuu,
Ye Smudge Pot
. (By Arthur Perry)
Tho ai-Hcnutc uf lend proposition
Is ukuIii confrontlm: thu frultmcn.
They uro HquirtliiK loo much ur
sonnte and nut enough leud. ,
A tjurvcy.jut llitTliiicul Nipponese
shows nuno nro. culled 'Toffo." Ah
a race, however, they still, arlsa
before tho huh, tho roosters, the
sparrows, and tho huur tho fur
I'mrra allege tlicy pull on their over
alls. At lust a prominent Repuljtlenn
haH appeared In tho newH rools,
who can malto .a" speech without
Kluncint; eldowlse at p. piece of
paper.. v -.' '' . ...
!'-: JVtPt 1,IKK A, IXmf:, V,, I
(''oiintnln Inn Tribune)
Everybody has u weakness.
' Homo time tutu I mot u charm
Iuk younu; ludy whu hud both
. bounty ; nnd brulna. Hero, I
. ahoufdit, lu unu In. whom Ih no v
(aullr phynlcul or nicntul.
And thon lUiHCOVerod that vho
wuu In lovo with a two-by-lour
llttlo wurt who wuHii't worth
ltilllllK.
' it la: a wondor tho ' owner uf a
tU.V unto horn would hot blow It
once In u while.. i .
Thero Ih no hIkii thut Charlom A.
l.lndborKh IpteniU .to- fly nroulul
tho world, to croiito Kood-wlll mnl
lrpudcuHt I thou nmurtncHH . ut IiIh
lrnby. a '; . I .'.-li . .". , '. t ,
,' '.'Arthur Viip diovo a nuniber of
KlrlH to tho river Tuenduy" (Uub
kot 24ote8.) And, whuit ihuy. nr
M'lveil, Jho k'i'Ih chuiiRed their
'niliHlB nbout HlllclllO. i , I
i. .'It jinn been ,' nlx ..weekH Hinco a
body.'iuurdercd li Ik lolkn or bene
uctora, bocauHO , they denied liim
tho.UHttoI tho family 4d.
' Many uf tho boiler drcHHod mnlcH
are woaring outlnK eontn, uh gay as
Hid John Mann nwnlnff. i
Klmor Ondd, who loft for tho
Mid-Weil, on vital bunlncHH luHt
HpiliiK, will bo dotniuod by unforo
Hecu clrcuniHtunccH nnd umiblo tu
return by Auruhi 1, an when he
I loft ho did not know pear picking
would mart, a week oa,rlor than
' hHt year.
"Tho Hccrot warfare" prumlHcd
nf?altiHt thu Chiuuffo ROnKHterH, 1h
niura'uf n Hocrct than anticipated.
. The commlHHlnn appointed to
dotcrmlno why prlmin brrakH oc-
. cur, have about arrived nt the cuu
.cluslon , prlHon bi eukH aro cauHed
'by u dVHiro ut the cunvlotH lu get
out, ' ' ' .
r.i'i "HuiTOIl IlliNllNTS ATTU.MPT
TO KlU,"( Itadloy, Ida., TlmcH.)
, ,lt ' Ih HurpriHlnu (hut a mvmber of
V 1 ,''l''uurth. IJatato" ahould bo bo
. . : thln-Hklnned and lot bin reHontful
jdj. nature roi out of control. The
' 1 ,true JuurnnllMi-la' never Irked by
. trivial . happenliiHit, "that may ro
ulio Jiieuevllun by tlio coroner.
T-' ! iiAimiHtui.'K ,
'' ' (tlncUumtl Emiulix'i') .
., ,, . Her , Roldeii ' hulr hunuluir
down her back may have
IllHplreil the old pontn, but tho
NcraRKly, , liulf-Hruun I o c k a
flapping acouud.thu back of
' her necK"nitke the mudern
pool'niinti tq commit' murder,
lui.t write poatry.t '.
wnv widows i'itiMi'i.1':
' ' . (American Menuiy)
Minn 'KIIHbcth PhllvrtH of the
.w WoUui'e eociuty ;aid ht Alio or-i-v
Kunliutlon hud helped Jllr. Uuilhi
' from time to time. Kor one thliiR,
it hud thrown u Rood deal of work
' in Iter, way.. W'lien nakod whether
eho tliouiiht Mih. ;tanlln hud nvei
... worked, ahe lutld that the wuiuen
-(. hud nol,..hcoi.ujtou'r,thor well but
kU thut ill tplto ol niiine troulile with
,') her huar.t hud been ablu to vupple
"''mont charity-by tuklnn In wimh
Iiirh, The Hoclety had only recent
.ly, . .conHjilared .the . "potMiblllty of
-tt inukinR Mm Ttuulln n prencnt ol a
' ' "waHhlnR-niuchlne." "I can't un
dor.ftund ,hrr death at , nil,". , do.
.clured Mlm i'lillorl. -
MIhb Uarah MelBor, principal of
,'lluywnrd achool, eald that Arilollu
'r,had been., .one. of. their nioNt
e-jLtroubloeoJiie pupilii. The girl had
been vory IrreRUlnr In nttendnnoe
T..und had "lieen given tu untldlyewt
'', in di'cHe an'l, hablt.n." loth ahe
tLi(and her brother were cotiHtdcrnbly
underweight. . Mlm Mcliier pointed
.out that the school hud repeatedly
notified the mother, of thin. Hive
'exnreMied herself nn of the opinion
"that narente are Inclined to throw
". too much re.ponelhlllty on the
echoole." Jt wan her "Intention
to dmciiM I III problem nl tho next
Weetlng of the 4', T, A,"
jHE S, P. IS "DIFFERENT"' UNDEE PRESIDENT SHOUPj
IN vuniiiiciiliiiK i-ccciill.v r'iinii'tlic vintory of the Ureal North-1
cm in Ki'iMinn;; tin- 'Kliiiiiutli-Kctlilie Jinok-up, 'we ncglvclcil
In t'oiiiincml flm iitlitutlc of Mr. Paul Slioup, piesidi'iit of the
VoiHliem 1'iicifie, for tlic Kpoi'tsiniiiiliku wiiy in wliieh lie uecept
od (Icfc.'il.
Sui'li coiiiiiieiKliitioii is riclily deserved. -Mr. Slump is1 u very
libit' iniiii nnd under his diieetion the Koiilhern Pacific umtla
a Itii fil fijiht to keep out the competition of the Hill lines.
Mill Mr. S'honp lost. (Instead of Milking in bis teiit, askiim
a reheariiifi, or eoniplainint; about the decision, he immediately
and very (graciously accepted it. ConcctliiiK that ill such mut
ters the decision of the Interstate Commerce Commission should
be regarded us final, President Slioup congratulated the Great
Northern on its success, and immediately proceeded to adjust
the Southern Pacific plans to the new situation, wliieh the de
eifiion imposed. ' '. 1
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A S n director' of liiji; fiusiness, President Shoup sets' a'jj ex
ample, which his contemporaries in American industry
mii;lit well follow. Too often Ictral battles as importani in it v
results as the, Great Northern-Southern Pacific conflict, 'drag
aloni;, until every technical subterfuge, that high priced lawyers
can do vise, lias been exhausted.
President Shoup bad the authority and financial resources,
to follow such a course, and bad be wished could undoubtedly
have delayed final service for ninny months perhaps years.
I Tad be' been li'small man, lie might very well have reasoned,
that, such an expenditure would be justified, in causing annoy -
foliee andjincreased expense to
BUT this did not conform to his idea of either good citizenship
or good business. So' bo. accepted the decision, and pro
cceded to devote liis energies and be resources of tliti company,
to successfully meeting the new competition that the rnlintt
created. ".' '";.' ,!i
'" 'fins is tlie"rigiit viewpoint, the viewpoint backed up not
only by moral considerations, but; by nil considerations of en
lightened self interest, lint we believe' we' are justified in
maintaining that until Mr. Shoup's elevation to supreme con
trol, it had never been the viewpoint or policy of the Southern
Paeifie.
WHEN XT PAVS
A N'l'IWSPAPIOIt friend in 'the state ol Colorado has sent us;
an ilili)t'!nl I't'Oin tlirt T.nmiip Situt'lfK. wlitcli hiiiiikIu lilm
an autoinouile accessory or a
hiippcns to be one of the best
Mountain stale. '
I n ' 'i lie I'ntercs't of uei'lei1, 'Wsincss,' "world,' iieacej the 'moral
uplift, tind ti more successful pursuit of life, liberty and happi
ness,' tliiS'iiiiterestiuu;! oxnmplu
joiirualisin,' is jiriiited iii full lis
lu n coitala towu 'tuura was, a morcliaut by jtho . namo .of
Hunk Batii'l. Hunk did not hollovo In udvorllHlnn uud lie lot it
bo known,. As .the yiuru .wont by .Iluuli'n, UubIiiosb Urotivod
gradually awuy.. , , ,. ." -.. ,, . .
. Cilia day tliuto uanio to Hunlt'ii town. a youug tuun who ob
tained a position a h nd solicitor for the local nowspitper. Tlio
old odltor know how Hunk folt.ou tho (juostiou at advortislji.
nnd qo told tlio young man not to wimto his I lino with Hank.
Hut tlio yiniiiu; liiun,. bcliiK C uu optlmlHllo 1'i'iuno ot mind,
vus undnuutod uud fluully poi'HUiidcd HiiuU to put. on a uulu
with Homo very uttmctlvo prices on liiui'cliiindlau thut lie had
III BtOttk.. ... ' ,
Whon the Halo was over It wuh dlHcovored that Hank had
spent fiio In tidvurtlalUR, but ho JiuU inorviiHod liL'i pvofiUs ovor
tho iierloil by unmvou $a,l)(lO, In Hplto or tlio fuel that ho hud
nitidn vory rIoho pricou on tlio nooila Bold . , .
.Who paid for, liut udvortlBlug? ,., ,,
Cortaluly .not Hunk, lor ho uold muru Roods ilinlnn tho
Bale -than ho would lnivo Hold diuiiiK n ulx-inonthu' iierlod,
iicunrdliiR to Ills pi'ovloim huIob records. IlQ mudo a not profit
of. 81,7uU after his iidvortlBlnK bills were puld.
Tho peopln who.hotmht tho moiohunillaa did uol pay tho
bill for In .ordinary ctrcumxtiincos thoy would have paid inoro
money for (ho huiiio muterialH, uud tbey, loo, actually saved
money durlnx the unlo. .... , ,.v
i. It Ib clear Unit tho youuR udvoillnhij,' aolicitor, was not out
ul . pocket, lor he rovolved 1-00 for His udvuftlaiiiR. , .
iWho, then, actually puld for, this itdvertiHlnR? The tacts
arc these the advertluliiR bill was, paid by tho merchants
whoso floods remained on the uliolvea uocuubo Hnuk bout thorn
to tliclr rcgulur ciistomoiB with a nlco lino of liiirnulna.
.. It 1b u woll ostabllBhoil fact that tho morcliaut who does
not itdvertiBO pnya tho bills or I ho niorchant who does. Not
lu actual cutdi but lu "lost union," ho foots tho bill.
, Advojtlso reKului'iy in tho l.uuiar Sparks unit nolo tho dlf
foronco in wuut you to Uu from the old cash resistor. Tell
proBPnt and poHslhlo ciiHtomors throiiRh tho 8nukn what and
why thoy Hliould buy from you. Tho nioiTliunls who don't ud
vortlao will pay your ndvortiHlnu hill.
Medfoid should have a city
no effort should be lost in seeing ibat it gets the type best
suited to it size and needs.
Tbe height of hard luck: To
foreign labels and be forcstl to
lu the old days lye and corn
big whoopee.
Scotland Yard now has a school for woman detectives. An
other good school is called matrimony. ' ' ' '
MUTT AND JEFF
rAUTTvuoT VoJ GOWN A
Pt ABOUT HOKSG
- ikl THIS
1? Cnxii&eri Vert r
bis competitor
TO ADVERTISE
piece or lueworus, nut wliieh
sniall - toviji dailies in that Kocky
of impartial ' and- -disinterested
follows1; ''
miinager form of government, but
lose your suitcase covered with
tour Kurope all over again.
made big hominy instead
of
Pulledakar Orphan Enters The Sweepstakes
X &CTT fVvy SY I
J6fF,
6M owe tsjou.
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' ' MAIL TRIBUNE : ! '" 4 .
DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
cnoss
1. Pal In a bank
. Airnrlcd by
liume
It. (.'hwmlcRl
comuuuntl
lfl. Cool bud
17. I'nrl uf tbe
Hililet alilir.
ID. rint gurdea
II. I'luo
to. Alnillnlcl
t ' form of ud
SI. Prarleai stone
ti. Values .
ii. J-'rlrn.li .
Froncli
t. old ladlan
I rlli.
18. Jlulrlc laud
muimurnit
J. Lb let None
' jrurt
ll. ;orel
81, Mniirtluln lake
S3. I'etly mullce
81. Murk el a
i - wuond
lruneiin
Ml. Ale iiu rlngly
87. Kwiiuier
pnriiftrupli
3. frliklT .Irnlt
vejreflng
le. Uurr.nl
48. Flu .
.4. Vereinn poet
48. i'lece rnn-
ndenr. lu
48. Finished
ID. WlllllTOll '
81. Ilnmltnsl -13.
Title ut u
monk
83, Whiskers
Solution of Yesterday'i Puzzle
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CARP HOC APE gjE P
ALA NDH OPE POrT E
s olHta P I ROS I N
E NOP I t- E DOS PAT
D IP u c stflE A N S
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A J j. QfB R j S K ET
R IE M D 1 A NTfl R A
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Chill
linrnr nlate on
the toe .
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ubbr.
Hebrew lettnr
Irish explotlre
llillnmtnnlnrjr
dlscnie oti
suftlz
A brother ol
Odin ('hint iTIsense
KlglllDes
Plnus
Sorrow ?
irnwn
Perils
Intestinal ;
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Persojtial Health Service
' ' By William Brady, M. D. ',
igned Itlltrl psrlslnliin to prrsjml hMHh slid hrgicne, not to disease, (llssnniH or trtitmtnt
will be answered by Pr. Brady II a atampud arlr aildre-sseil envelope In encloFed. Letlen thoidd be
lirlel and wrlllrn In Ink. Owing In the larfle. numlier of letlem received only s lew can lio answered
nrre. No reply can be maris to Queries not lonlormlns Is inslructloaa. Aildress Dr. WlUlara Brady
In ears of The Mall Tribune.
MIH
VOJi 1JI.MINK TO
io you (ii:'r
ISVe.ry . 'nfet'llon. such as ty
pltoUt, Jevtu', tuberculoMii', ilihth
erlu, Inevitably causes an immu
nity rcacliun, or
response, the, se
verity of the re
uctlon depending
on the tdife and
potency or vlru
ience of the dose
of infection. , H
tho infected In
dividual develops
typhoid fever, tu -
b o r c u 1 o sis
diptlUM-iu, Jt i because the num
ber or Kcrms or their virulence
was tniffirient to overwhelm the
Individual's immunizing forces.
There Is no doubt that when such
infci'tioiiH oc,cur with ii small num
ber of Kcrms or with get'inti of
feeble iiotency or attenuated or
weakened diKease-produi'lnK power
Oio Immunity reaction "lakes place
nlthmiKh the Imlivldiml's physlolo
Klcnl ciiullibrium Is yliybtly or
not at all upset und he is not 111
enoimh to bother. Thus many of
uh acquire immunity without be
Iiik aware of it. TIuih, too, many
of ns submit to vaccination, or
some other artificial process. In
o rder t o jra In tho (1 esl red I m in u -nlty
without actually hnviiiK tho
dlHCUHe'V. the active form.
1 have more than once felt a
kind of intuition that 1 was In
fected with typhoid, but thanks
to tho small dose or tbe feeble
virulence ot the germs, I did not
develop tbe fever Just felt klnda
mean and sorry for myself for a
few days. Haven't you ever ImuK
Ined unmet h inn: like that, reader?
It Is nut cUch a wild notion, after
all. It undoubtedly happens. Per
AIN'T A PIP?
NAMS IS
iORPHAM- ANi
HG HAS. t BOVJSHT
Trtt' UHOLit OuTflT-
ANt AV.U'.
II. Oav. the
nieanlliB; of
88. 'I'rausMreBk
mineral
(4. Onions ol
bearing
83. nllna entraees
87. Weirdest.
88. Laborious
81. Those referret:
to
88. Purnose. -S3.
Title of ad
dress 88. Sunil hill
88. Make lace
88. Sweet bisenlt
40. Ilura ol a il li
ferent eolnc
II. Ornamental
., work with
nimliied lines
4. Ancient
nlpkniietlcal.
'' "fhn racier -48.
Color ol s. .
horse .
48. Fermented
drink .
48. Iteaches a
dostlnntlon
47. Ilepn ration of
wrong .
48. Visions
2. Judicial as-';
soroblj
83. Slgtilloss
U. Jjargs plant
88. Helps . ,
87. Ilenos ol tk.
. Virginia .wU.
low
80. Insect
88. Male offspring
85. Kxlsll ' ,
87. Svmbol for 1
. telluloni -
8. (I reek letter
t. Palm lent!
variant
8. I.iilernl bonn
' darles
6. Itoman date
7. Porlabl. " "
shelter -
8. backward
8. Filmy cover
ings on.llouldl
10, Centrnl parti
of wheels
11. Devonred
18. Dlotolloli ol
land! abbr.'
13, A dweller in '
Vlnni
ANYIIIIXti AND HOW
that way?
haps it is not so common .hi the
case of typhoid, but wo know It
is very common In the case of tu
berculosis. The troubto with these casual
immunity reactions is that they
are comparatively slight, in many
cases. The Immunity one acci
dentally acquires in this way may
help some, but Is not noceasarlty
sufficient tu prevent subsequent
reiiiuculatlou If one happens to
be exposed to a larue or virulent
' Infection. This indeed is pre-
i un v iv n it I 11 'i it i tun a In niiinv
cawes of chronic pulmonary tuber-
culosis.
osls. The patient sustains one
more mild Infections In Infancy
early childhood, and those im -
or m
munlty reactions are so feeble
that they full to destroy the tu
berclo bacilli entirely; a few tu
bercle bacilli remain somewhero
in the body, viable, that is., liv
ing, tho dormant, too feeble to
do more than just survive. Ite
peatcd Infections of that sortoc
cur, if the Individual remains
in the environment ot Infection,
until eventually the sum of Infec
tions, or possibly nn unusunlly
heavy or virulent dose, overcomes
the balance nnd the patient de
velopM active signs or symptoms
of the disease.
Knowing the nature of Immu
nity and how is occurs, we can
understand that, quite likely, a
majority ot cases of active tu
berculosis of the lungs escape
recognition, because . the illness
happens to he flight and does not
last more than a few . weeks . or
months.
If the lully In general hud a
clearer understanding of the
meaning and nuuirc of liiuuunlty,
.-' TZZ''- l TM- H OSS AIN'T SO S . .. . NV.L,THC HOSS HAS GoTTA RACG T
- rC. BAT- BUf WHAT tK Y00 ' .' ' SOMtTHl- AN1 IF HS B&ATSj ' J
It would bo of distinct advantage
to many patients, becauso intelli
gence means better co-operation
by the patient and his friends und
sioro faithful adherence to the
advice und instructions of tlio
physician.
Ql'KSTlOXS AND AXSWUKS
' ' Benedict Test Solution.
Some tlmo ubo you gave a Tor
mula for making Ucnedict's solu
tion. J'lcase repeat this. J. E. W.
Answer Kvery drUBgist has It
17.3 Rrums pure crystals .cop
per sulphate; 17a grams sodium
(or potassium) citrate! 200. grams
pure crystals sodium eurbonute
(or 101) grams of auhydroos so
dium carbonate), distilled s water
enough t,o make 1.000 cubic,cenll
metcrs. The following .1 quote
from I)r, Pon Buf rie's "Bool! for.
Us Diuretics." published . by the
author at South Lancaster, 'Miisb.,
andthe'bcst fl.00 worth :Ofi'M
vice a diabetic sufferer curi buy.
In my judgment: -Making
lionedjet'e Solution,
qbtain frym the drug store:
One-half ounce copper sulfate.
Five ounces sodium or potas
sium citrate. "
Thrco ounces sodium carbonate
anhydrous. (Or 0 ounces crystals,
apothecurtcs' weight).. Dissolve
the carbonate and the citrate to
gether in 2 & cupfule of hot water,
blssblvo the copper In a separate
cupful of water, then pour it
slowly, with stirring, ,ln.to tho dis
solved cltruto and carbonato, ud
dlng water enough to make a
quart. ' , ' ,
; Charnclerjstic ot , the homely,
practicul value of Dr. Duffto'a
book, a nolo ' mentions a drug
firm that will send the three
chemicals in. the .quantities speci
fied above, to any addresti in tho
postal union for 75 cents.
iiii, Kitriincous Tilings In Cuudy.
Is It safe to use paraffin In
malting candy, one part melted j
paraffin to three parts of choco-j
i,,!--' it is used for chocolate i
coating. The paraffin wax hard
ens the chocoluto and gives it n
better appearance, but I am afraid
to give it to the children. H. 13.
Answer So far as I know,
tlierc it' no harm in eating more
or less paraffin as we all do
whether we Jike it or not. I-ots
ot people take It in considerable
quantity almost daily as. an. "In-,
tcstional lubricant."
Dog Ways Ahead.
Jly son, 2 years old bitten by
dog. Doctor said not necessary
report it. Ho said rabies) takes
two weeks to . manifest itself in
dug, ' three months in human
being. My husband heard an
other doctor In lecturo tell of
rabies in a man In six days '. . ,
Mrs. K. E. W. 1
Answer I don't know whothcr
rabies happens in man, but some
good doctors believe it does. If
my son wore the bitoo. I'd want
tlio dog .confined for two weeks
under veterinary physician's ob
servation. If the veterinary phy
sician assured mo at tho end of
(lie ,two weeks- that the dog ,was
normal, I'd forgot nnd forgive
everything. 'rU
(Copyright John if. DillolCo.)
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from page one)
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serve that, with all our trou-l
bles and trials, American tobac
co B sold on Wednesday '!H1
points above its price curlier
in the year.
G. W. Kill, president of the
Company, tclliu
stockholders
m.cuttT profit, attributes
' ,
'thc company s success to
newspaper advertising."
Newspaper advertising is to
business, when you have what
the people want, like water to
arid land.
lUt all depends oil tbe kind
of advertising.
Sir. Hill a young man, tak
ing over bis father's task, real
ized tbe importance .of letting
people know what you are do
ing, and started a campaign of
aggressive, controversial ad
vertising. .
His success lias been a maz
ing but lie would say to any
intpiirer: "Don't gamble in mi
stook, or any other."
Two kinds of had news from In
Quill Points
' Tho BUpremo court will sit where
the old ci-pitol ,wus. Ah. well; it
does tho legislating, formerly done
there, anyway.
Tho classics uro books you get
free .with a high-brow magazine as
dull as they are.
It is hard to win an honorary
degree.. First you must find n
school less important than you are.
Rare birds aro preserved by
stuffing, but it Is only fair to warn
the' admiral that .banquets don't
havo that effect.
' A hick town is a place where a
widower always walls to look over
next year's staff of school teachers.
' How pleasant to reflect, as.
you .crack, your , licod against -i
UkB taxi imrUtioii, that . they. .
aren't your fenders.. .
'.Chicago's suicide, rate has de
creased, but she-doesn't count those
who walk down the street with a
payroll.
Americanism:- Poor people are
so' hard-pressed they can scarcely
.make -ends meet while living , as
tho rich do. ' .- (
.Think how foolish it Ih .to, cart
away a rubhish pile .when you cun
spend a nickel for fJowcr seed and
calj it a rock garden.
The Hoover Democrats return to
the fold in Dixie, but you can't tell
whether they'ro repentant or just
tired of .husks.
. What n world! By the time
you're lmjortnn.t enough to
luke two hours for luncJi, tlio
doi.'tor lUnlts you to u glass of
milk.
The objection to these cotton
plcklng machines Is that they don't
say "All right, Boss Man," when
you want other chores done.
When you observe what tho
laundry does to shirt-buttons, you,
know why the manufacturer stuck
all of those pins in the shirt.
Shoes made of frogskins, says
the Omaha World-llerald ought at
least to .squeak. And . of course
those made of alligator skin should
cacklo like an alligator. ,
'Correct this sentence: . "1 .don't
euro u bang how sho looks," said,
the business man; "all I want Is ii
stenograpiicr who has bruins." ,
dia. In the Madras presidency,
police firing at a crowd of "rebels,"
wounded seven.
More serious, from the Imperial
point ot view, is tho disastrous
slump in cotton 'prices on tho
ilombuy markets, Price restric
tions have been withdrawn and
many failures of cotton murchants
aro expected. .
Wall street wit which describ
ed a broker opening his order
book, releasing several moths, now
says "Constructive forces are now
in the saddle, but the saddle Is
not on the home."
That talk is pleasing to the busy
bears, but saddle and horse may
be together soon and bears loss
happy. ;
An anil-prohibition, congress, at
Hudanest. homo town nf Mm fnm.
ous Tokay wine, denounces prohi-
union as -conducive to immoral
ity and fraud."
Anti-proliibltlonlsts hero com
plain that it is conducive to uoot
loHiiJig. crinio, blackmail and
bribery.
Prohibitionists snv ihni it i,nu
not yet had a fair chance to show
wmii it can uo.
In New Yorkt:itv. urnlilhltlnn
talks about padlocking tho Rltz
aniou noioi uecnuse an elevator
boy sold two bottles nf ,.hn,. ,,.
to guests. That interests property
owners. ,
Students at the University of
Miami. Flu., don divers' helmets
and bathing suits to study deep-sea
biology nt first hand.
Independent peach growers ot
California, who produce 325,000
tons of the state's crop, organized
to control, this year's surplus
Do Yon Remember?
TKN YKAHS AGO TCmTT
(From files of tho Mull Trlbun ,
J linn 27. III2II
Democratic convention on.
with delirious ovaUun fur r '
dent Wilson, and flaying ot n
P. .platform. Fist fight,
delegates refuse to cheer. '
, James W. tierurd. former n
envoy to Germany ilurlug the
atAshhTnd.FOUrlh 0f
Androwa, iiKU 0)l;ra
dlun. hero for visit froi
Fli-Ht tourlisl car rfiichi.u
Luke lodirr. Vldl"
nuilington, Vt. (;ov, rvi
CooimBe, a. O. P. vice Ilref
nominee in speech urges eeonomv
and declares "money apo8
public." :
TWENTY YEA HS AGO TODAY
(From flies of the Mall Tribunal'
.-'; Juno 27, lino '
State board of health visits city.
Site for now gas plant boutbt
near Voorhies Crossing. ;
"Squelch the East Side una wi
Side talk in the beginning u L.
bud for the city." (Editorial.) ,"
J.. Emttiett; Bar.kdull left j.esu,r
day for Ilcno. tMe, is a strong j(f.
fries adherent!. 1 . .... .
trot. O'tiara u'rodlcls'-eoo cars of
apples; 400 carloads pfars shipped
this year. ., 0
,, Fishermen without, license. sen.
tenccd to 28, days in .county
DOWN
JUOXOKABLE 1'Mi FAMILY
By Mary Gnilmni Homier :
"y.es, gr.u,mV grunt," said one of
the plgrs ' named Tho Honorable
Porker, "the family name of pig Is
an lmnorable one."
"It,;iB indeed, squeal, snueul,"
-said a pig namul
Baby Pink
Squealer.
., And all the
pigs joined in the
squealing, grunt
hif? chorus and
oiiid: ,
, "It is an hon
orable name."
"I don't eee
why It is," said
J'eKKy. . -
"Just because
you say it is
doesn't , make il
. so," John aiUlcil.
"It's an honorable name," said
Tho Honorable Parker, "because il
means .that for years und years ani
years wo have ulways upheld tin'
family name.
"We have always shown ho
much wo think of food, wo hav
alwws shown how much we think
of mud, wo have always siuntii
how much we think of twintSil
talis, little eyes, bin snouts arifl
talking in grunts and squeals.
"Now some families change their
ways. Some may care for apart
ments, others may care for houses.
"Hut pigs are all alike. We all
like ull kinds of food. We all Itlif
to be lazy. We aro all fond ol
day-dreaming and resting in the
muddy earth.
"None of us care for adventures.
None of us care for travel.
"We remain true to the name of
Pig, every single one of us. Wf
have never cared about liavlnp
wings like birds or flying about in
planes.
."Can you Imagine pigs m'taK
through the air? Of course not!
We uphold the- family nnine. tf
never change. We are always pig
real pigs, grunU 1 Brunt, wtucal
squcaL" '
And all the pigs said:
"Grunt, grunt, squeal, squeal."
Tomorrow "The Itahibow."
XEW JM 11. KM EN J'
Itemember the opening of
13. Kennedy & Sons' iniplemrnt
store, corner of Fourth and B31"1'
lett streets, tomorrow. They a'" I
agent fpr the McCormk-lt-Deeriib.
linos and carry full stock of
Special on sickle grinders oil
ing day. and an oil cun free, W
they last, for the calling.
Baker PlnnB proposed for W
struction ot -sidewalk on new ex
tension of Auburn avenue.
By BUD FISHEH
STQB