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e ;,7( OPXPE FOUR MEDFORD MflTIV TRTBUNE, MEDFORD, OREfiONY THURSDAY, JUNE 26, 1930. .ivr v. Otll.l ml ! !'l Hi! Jila if; c i Medford Mail Tribune '--v Daily i MEDFOHD i'iilNTINQ CO. 86-27-20 N. Vlr 8t. KOHKIIT W, HUM I., Editor 8. SUMI'TKK SMITH, Maimer An Independent Nempiuer Entered second clan matter at Medford, Oregun, under Act of March 8, 1870. HlllSCKUTlUN HATES Ry Mall In Adtanee: Dally, wilh Sunday, year ially, nltli Hunclay, monlh Dally, vftlMut Bwiday, year Dally, wit! wilt Sunday, oiuntli Brnvlny, ona year . . 7.50 .. 2.00 Jukwmiiit, i-eniral i-oint. J'IhkiiIi, hum, (Mil Uy - terrier, - in Aflunc lieoioru. pillr, will, Hur.Uy. monlh $ .75 Jlalijr, llhout Huttday, month Hilly, vIllKiut Runday, one ytu Pally, ith Sunday, one yaar All term, cakli In adrance. Official paper nf Uw City fl Mriirord. Offkiul paper of Jackson County. MKMIIKll (IK Till', AHH1JI-I ATKI) IMIKH8 Xect-lTinK Full Uased Wire Hervlee Ttie Assoeialed i'rru In eieluiltely entitled to the ira for piilillralliin of all new dUpateliea rtnlllMl to It or otlierwle ernllled in tills paper, and alno to the lueal news pntillalied herein, All rlchta IW pulilleation of apeclal dipatehe, herein are also raened. MKMIIKll OF TUB U.NITKII I'llKKS MKMIIKll IIP AI1I1IT IIIIIIKAU OK CI1ICU1.ATIOS8 A. B. ft arerage circulation for aix months endlm March ai, ID.10, ai 43M. Ilally atrrage dblrilmtloii for tlx monlhl to Match 31, 10.10 (UJS. , PrewW net paid A. II. C. 4150. . . I'rexent presa run, 41165. , AtlrerlHilitt HepreRenlntlvcs M. C. MOIIKNHKN COMPANY ' Ofrlcea in. New York, Chlrnipi, Detroit, Sun Francisco, iV Ainlelfa, Seattle, i'otrlarcl. Ye Smudge Pot (By Arthur Perry) "There lA SWiiriMhlhft "ofthe enrth-earthy nlmut tobiu'mi clu-w-Jim, mlneled with a hmnfelj nunint iichs," alk'RVH n violent feminine fne of tho elKiiroUe, Unlike the enrthy tolmcnn-ehewor,- a cltfiirouo fiend never wlpew I ho llltle mon Hter on I lie hwu of hi ihiiUh, uh a Biinltury move. "CYCLONK : JIALTH WOMAN" (lUIHne Malheur . Kntorprlm.) Fine work, Cy! Hut by now you know you wens In n hnille. Pour more tivlutnm have zoomed their atrial wny anroMH tho AtJ.. ti tle.. This remindH tiny number of folka Ihnt Huth Klder, tho only avlutiix to attempt BUicitle in thin milliner, haH dlKappeareil an coni plelely n if the Dutch tanker hml not. appeared juirt in time to hhvo her from the luinnry wnven. ' Tho heutwl period will como In llko a comma tomorrow.' The heal will eiiune tho pei'Hplrntlon to flow, mid be Romethlntf to blnmo for the previilliim epidemic of hllloiiHuesH. Allea AVomack, ono one-man pofwo, who - him betfti aHHidiously piHHUlnn the end of the rainbow, with indifferent BitcceuM, for Hfi yearn wrilen that he ban the ob Jeet of hlM fhiie eornered near Salt I-nko, rtah, In a limitless field . of radium.' Sl'C'COH AT IjAKTC Cnnnon I "ill In. Minn., Hen run) Wo prey that tho meeting of tho iiMHoelntlon will prove a permanent blenHhiK to tho ehurch and communily. "Tho health expert declared that few maintain tho tempo uf their walklnK" ( Yreku NewH.) liven no, they Ret there JuhI tho Maine. Keveral new and pretentious . looking vehiclcH In tho gayer coIoi-h are HcnottnK around tho outlyliiK FtreetH after dark. Thin ovlilenee of the Hoover calamity In owned by DemocratH, who do not feel like . enihtirniHulnff the administration by flaunting their poverty on the main travelled route In daylight. WHY MANKIXI)" WOU1UKS l (Ii'chn JlHiatch) RKATTLK, Wah. (P) If your pet koIiUIhIi tuinn an oc casional fllpflop and rulm against tho Hide of the ljowl a though It wanted Uh rIIIh m'ratched, It probably haH fleas. They are known in cope pods, HayH Dr. John K. (Hiberlet authority on tho' plHCatorial vertebrate and tTnl verHlty of WuHhliiglon iirofeH-sor. i. Uncle, R5, culled thlH morning ntnl tdlil n U'tlfl Hturv ii limit frtiir an old fiiHhloned runaway In the Houth end of town. HOXOIt Alllilv llOT-I)(t(i The banana are a great remark- nblo fruit. He ure cuiiHtructed In , . the name architectural Htyle as tho uh honorable mi usage.' Difference be I'tti Ing, nkln of sausage aro habitually '" conHiimed, whllt It nre not advts " able to eat rapping of banana. f'erhapH are aHo IntiiBsing the following differenccH between tho two objects. ' Banana aro held ,,,,, aloft while consuming, im usage are usually left In reclining position. Jlanaua are first green tn culler, then gradual turn yet low inn. Sau sage Mtart out with Inileflnltn cutler roHemllo terrier cotta) and retain mime hue Indefinitely, Hausage depend for creation upon human being or stuffing inoehlun, wit tie hana na a re pristine prod uct of honorable mother nature. lloth Article resemble the other In that neither hnvo pit or colonel of any kind. In cane of Hausage both conclu fllons are attached to other Hftu ftageH, honorable banana on oppo site hand are joined oil one end to the stem, other termination are entirely loose, Finally, banana are ntrlctly mem ber of the vagltable kingdom, while nfllialon of sausage In often unde cided. (Shanghai, t.'hlna, Kroe rrrsH.) Nenrl.v 12 per cent of Ihe Indun trlal workem In Switzerland are now engaged In watch and Jew elry making. Total attendance for home gam) " was Tfl.OOO In the Houlhern In.toie city of Chattanooga last year. Th h .season the Lookouts drew Gri.notl in their flmt 21 hutne tutu, IT CAN'T BE TTHK entrtiiice of .1 1 iff us .Meier, (Icpartnioiit store magnate and multi-millionaire of I'orlland, into the Kuberniitoriul race, hrinvx oil! a very nenenil misconception, concerning the politi cal situation, i-odnccil by the snihlcn death of (!eoi j?e Joseph. .Mr. .Meier, ardent supporter anil intimate personal friend of Mr. Joseph, declares that he will he a candidate himself, unless a candidate who is pledged to carry out the Joseph program, is selected. The assumption hehind this declaration, is that Mr. Joseph's 1 platform' is what attracted such enthusiastic and widespread support, and that the candidate enjoy the Joseph following. T0TH(i could lie fin-tiler from the truth. The people of Oregon who snppoi'ted Semitov Joseph in the priimiry, ditl not do so heennse of his plat form or principles,, hut heeaiiNe of his personality ; they did not. rush to his standard because lie favored hoine-rule power development ; or because he opposed the I'ublie Service Commission ; but because he was the type of man, that appealed to their imagination and emotional de sires. Tn fact it is probably no exaggeration toMiiaintain, that not half of the Joseph followers, knew the principles of bis plat form, or had any particular interest in them. It is also highly probable, that, had he advocated principles, entirely opposed to those enunciated, the result would have 'been the same. m A S we pointed out during the campaign, a vague but un questioned, 'unrest and .discontent with the status pro, prevailed, and still prevails. The rank and file were not cer tain just, what they wanted, outside of the fact, they did want n change. They also' wanted excitement, tlicy wanted to see some of heads of the powers-that-be, whacked and bumped in good old Kilkenny fashion. 1 And iii flcovge Joseph they realized that .opportunity. They flocked to the polls not for the policies or ('undulate Joseph, hut for (Icoi'ge Joseph, the man. Therefore A rying In breathe life into the .Joseph platform, by securing some candidate who will accept, if, is as futile as trying to bring back to earth the man whose dash, color, and fighting spirit alone made that platform vital. 1 MO,' Mr. Meier, it can 'I be done! Or at least it can't be done ' by Mr. Meier, or by any gubernatorial candidate, that has thus far appeared on Ihe horizon. There was only one (ieorge Joseph, just lis there is only one Jack Deiupsey, one Lindbergh, and as there was only one T. R. The tragic dentil of Mr. Joseph completely transformed the political situation in this slate, because he and be alone, made thai political situation. No one by accepting his policies can take his place. The only hope for Julius Meier, or any other Joseph follower, is lo find a candidate who will not only appeal to the people- of Oregon as fieorge Joseph appealed to them, hut in Ihe same direction. ' And where is there such a man? CONSISTENCY 'DITOR W. ' I 'resident. 1?. Hearst denies Hoover before possible lo thwart, injure and Vnibarass him after. i No doubt he is riu;hl. For searcliint; for a definition of con sistency we find in .lames Hussell Lowell's Mitielow Tapers, first series, .No. II, the lollowintf: "(lineral C is a drefl'le smart, man, He's hen on all sides t bet (live places or pelf; Hut consistency still was a part of his plan, He's hen true to one, party, an' thet is himself." Cut tint; the price of honks in they will only cut out half of the t If Washington couldn't tell eoiiKratulations when some royal ' Nobodies have another iidvnntiiKe. without any advance, publicity. The new tariff is much like worth keeping but you hate to You will notice that people who seorn the law, are ipiick to demand their lawful rights when they pet eausiht. One reason why the youth of a start was because he wasn't bunny. Contfi'iit illations to the laeksnn County Health association! For thanks to its efforts this county now leads the state in the sale of Christmas seals. MUTT AND JEFFr I W6LL, IP Trtt i'Wt T JAI'L I T Ii Ifwex WILL, HAVi TO 6tVS M5 f l-1 I -J O"' 1 TM, DONE MR. MEIER who accepts that platform will uny inconsistency in supportinu election, and doinir everythint; half will help some, rcadinj; mat tor. Now if a lie, who wrote the official nabob bad a birthday. They can have a baby your first ship model. It isn't throw away that much work. 1S!H) could saw enough to (jet paying iMii.80 a month on a That's When Diogenes' But, VOU MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE achoss . 1, Olil piece of elotli . t, llllloetf ol inml near Ike sliore . Tree . U. I'uein 13. Khiiulder oraa meut IS. Jlo I", (lo In IX. 1 rein lid IV. Hindu acrel . literature !0. Itllllnr.l (hot ii. Frnllrked Si. Manruline name 2i. llealreil ex- peclarilly 57. Concerulna' t. sun s'Jt South Amerl ran nnlmiil SO. TrnnairrAKston 8olutlon of Yesterday's Puzzle P A P IE RE 10 rBOlRIATE ID 1-tI.yjAT E O V E R A ctf pUIlIa t lis r eTle 7ms Pll s1e O KETSf AIPILIE I Tn aTmsI Ita i b kJi yjJH5jl X. lb. E3IstA(NiTpRTT s , EkjElc Tgtr7UBlLTE cizjm o TfeiisiT AiNlea LEASER I MPA5S 31. Type meuiure II fundi 33. Small quar rel . 31. fierlTPS br Inirlcnl . procv,,. . 39. VeirAtnblei 39. 'Month 41. Cut .of meat 44, In-front of Hie middle of tile Doily 4. Ave . . 41. UoddcM of dawn 37. ClutllftT liortll 39. :iinffy part of 48. Flora. of BTnunu arnin noroni ZfeZZZlZZZZ3Z !1Z P!l" 23 24 25 Pf" 17 2 -jsi j Jm. IiZZZi?ZZZ .... L K.. 44 ' 45 7" 47 I lrl-1' 1 1 mf Personal Health Service By William Brady. M. D. (Ilnnw) letters pertAlfilrv to pertoml health and hygiene, not to dln-ase, diagnosis or treatment will b answered liy Dr. Brady If a itam,ed it If add reused envelupo In enclosed. Jttera should he brief and written In Ink. Owing to tho Urtto number of lellcri received only a few can be answered here. No reply can be mad to queries not conferming to Instruction!. Addresi Dr. William Bradr In cars of Tho Mall Tribune, - - . . T11K fjOHKTRR AND is a TViMCAii Kniekknacks, gimnracks, com bination hair-comb and pencil sharpeners, patent ear d ruins, magic foot drafts iiohu adjusters juid machineM to I'odii c e you or beaut fy y o u or endow you with ivimmamiing per sonality in the privacy of your own h o m o, ure Yankee notioYia, more or leu, usually. kHS to null to a useful devices made certain class of peo ple. Why Yankee? Why Is, the "Nutmeg State" Ko-cntled ? A good many people solemnly believe that it is a risky thing to take lee cream for dowser t after you have eaten lobster, It Is not unusual to find even a waiter in a restaurant a little disturbed for tne saieiy or nis patron wno is so tnougnucss as to oroer ice cream ,.r.,r ,. lohsr.,.,' .llsh. Kor that inattor, n constrliriiMe j pot-linn of tho poptilittlon Htlll foolHi I'omo qimlnis nhout ratltiK lottstof In tiny Pli-cuniMttmreM. Somehow this delectable crustacean has achieved a bad reputation, hut throiiKh no fault of its own: it is Just n Yankco notion. Some odd association of ideas: some vauue recollection of haviriK read of a frightful outbreak of ' ptomaln" poisoning a thliiK which there Is no such, but only the Yankee notion. Then, too, In the old days tho wicked play-actors, nccordlni? to the riyqno journals one rend In the barber shop, Indulired 'in lobster suppers late at lilwht. Lobster Is very poor nutriment Indeed, but It Is ..vory nod to rat If you like lobster, and . ftre of n' determined character. A flfteen-eent can of. salmon con tains as much nutriment as you enn scrape, tease, worry or suck out of seven fair-sized lobsters. If n man doesn't get much exercise. Lantern Exploded X WOUL-DrO'T CHCAT THCrA THIS WAV - IF mvjtt. SHOULDN'T CHCAT P0PL OTWR AJfKi ! 4. Oferl . Kilned 7. 'lire Ureel H 8. Itnllroail enri colluii. 9. Oil of rosea lu. Female .ulnll tilitir. II. I'rtinoun II. Flllllllcd IC. Klelul III. 'J'llKlclUS, ill. I ncloaed 31. Ily nne'g ,ell St. Conlendt ullll euerua, fully 33, Horlftlnliii; lo Olio nl the Orent l.nkei. SI. Kmnll dr. pressiona -SI!, lima, S'J. A iii lutes 311. I'unlilied ' JcitIhIi fell. 'RggA RBI TIE R iSfM A L T E S E eBIp LTeaoed vnl 49. Condensed - v-33. Uuite nnres .; nlmoaplivrle 3i. Vfiilurcs moUtiiru 3C. Sail uuter no w.N :ih. lumii 1. lliiao mythlrut 3. .Monkey Itlrd 411. In furor of 2. City 111 Okla- 41. Offer linma 4S. Ilelore 3. Not speelfle 43, lire,, eltlua 4. Ciiltou fnlirle 4.,. Ilimnt prellf ICR CRKAM COMPT.KX vankki.; notion,; a hrolli'd luli.stoi- Is- n good Itom In hiH ilinnor; he'll Kot considor ahlo exorcifut If ho Hticoeeds In wrestling nny niont from tho thing without loss of hlaod. Then whpnl tho onoounter Is flnh'hcd. theitllP I'llitPll S(n1 es loser may Ket some sntisfaetion by ordering lee crenm nnd nuiklnK tho proprietor uneasy lest the patron die riKht there at the tahle. Of. eoni'He, If one does not enre for lobster with one's lee - ereatn It Is entirely hygienic to omit that or nny other kind of fish that may not appeal to one's taste. In faet one's own faney or taste iy the best (ruble to follow In the eomhinlnir of foods: no matter how Inoonpruous n partleular mixture may seem to anybody else If it strikes one's own fancy it Is perfectly wholesome, i JudiilnR by the character of the j queries received. 1 believe very f ,,w people today take seriously n.1,1 ...miinno ,..,. I'?, '".. Kr'"i "k combinations" of foods which were formerly offered gullible customer hy mall-order "food ex perts." "correct eating societies" and the like. It has been fully a year or longer since any one has asked me about the danger of "poisoning" from the clash of mo or more incompauoie loousi more important leeling of re in the stomach, if two foods are) , v . .. '. more readily digested separately. jM'i'ct. on (lout need their the stomach itself will separate j love, if they fear you. them. Nature provided for that ' when she gave us such whole- The house has passed the bill to some combinations as sugar and pay the war veterans about $102,. acid In the form of fruit. All 000.000 a year additional. The you have to do is decldo whether ! president will veto the hill when you like the combination. -1 It reaches him. The house is ex CJVRKTIOXS A X l AXSWICItS iFour-l'ly Treatment for .Migraine. Your four-ply treatment for mi graine made me u new woman. I had suffered for. nearly 20 years with attacks at least weekly. j sometimes two In n week. Within i three weeks after I begun on a. H, C and P I gained ioor 12 BuT USTftW- YOU fiftTTA HORSS: I pounds weight and the attacks practically ceased. Now I have ' only an abortive attack (mainly ' nausea' arid "scotomata") voccaslon l.ally and It doe8n't Interfere with i'my work. - !, Answer The "four-ply" uusi nena the correspondent refer to was a,, kuggeatlon we nave here I for Hiifferers from migraine (pe riodic sick headaches), thus: A, a daily dose of cod liver oil; B, a daily sunhalh: C, a dally dose of calcium lactate (10 grains, fol lowed with a drink of water), and I),, a dally dose of thyroid extract. The dosage of the last can be de cided only by your physician. Scouts Sllll Tauxhl Krror. Recently tho Boy Scout troop of which my son is a member, gave a first aid demonstration, and they placet!' the subjects forearm under the forehead when demonstrating prone-pressure re suscitation, r have tried to ex plain to my son that the Schafer method, properly applied, calls for nothing under the head, but he counters with Boy Scouts of Amer ica, American National Red Cross, etc. . . '. fl. M. H. Answer Yes, but notwithstand ing all that,' the method taught Boy Scouts is wrong. Schafer, who discovered ' and gave - the world the method, did not place anything under the subject's head. That trick is an innovation intro duced by some uneducated Red Cross- Instructor in posing for a pretty picture. Of course it is of minor significance If the sub ject has not been actually Im mersed In fluid. In actual prac tice of resuscitation it might prove Ihe straw that turns the scale against life saving. There is a chance here for some Scout to do a good deed by correcting the er ror in technic. The Red Cross and other, mutual admiration or ganizations that "approvo" the er ror are simply overnwed by their own importance surely no em ployee of such an organization! can assume the authority we ac cord to Schafer himself. I main tain that . officers of our federal bureaus who "approve" the er ratic technic along with the au gust Red Cross do not compre hend tho physiological ' or the physical principled upon which Schafer's prone-pressure resusci tation is based. . (Copyright John F.-Dllle Co.) Brisbane's Today (Continued from page one) (Continued from Page One) years hence.1 Uy Hint time the earth's governments .piny think only oE milking land useful to nil human beings, not about grabbing and owning. Mr. Adolph S. Oclis, back from Europe, fears "we do not appreciate the seriousness . of the feeling of irritation aaiiisi throughout all Europe." Well informed Americans know that Europeans hate this country, first, because they owe us money. The borrower never loves the lender. Then, there is plain jealousy. Those nations thought we ought to make their quarrels our quar rels, and agree forever, to send our men and money to take part in their fights. lint Europe's "feeling of ir- it 1 . nt"tl0" "eei1 ,10t worry ,,s' (live the I'nited States enough airplanes, submarines and swift cruisers, and you will find Kurope's "feeling of irri tation" completely offset by a pected not to overrule his veto The president, explaining his on- position to the hill says It amounts to $70,000,0(10 n year more than tne i-egion itself demnnded and that the greater nnrt of the mnnav I would V naid lo men not inonnw. . tated in the war, but incapacitated j since the war. This bill may play nn Important IN ORGeR. DON'T B S1LLV. You only tjeet UAUC STATUS Quill Points Convictions are also known by the company they keep.n v ;.' Illessed are the poor. They don't kill a kid's appetite by forcing him to eat scientific rations he ahum inates. King Alfonso has joined a cigar makeiiH union, and now when U happens the Queen won't have to take in washing. All things come to liiiu wlm waits, iirmldwl lie has fcnll1 enough to'Si.t.out in fi-ont ami tOOt loil,ClMHlJl. Chief among the things that in creases the army of unemployed is a boss who plays golf. AH you can say for a bum movie plot or a sorry radio station a that somebody will, arrange for Will Rogers to put it over. Americanism: A swell car. in front of a cheap boarding house: contentment without a future if the Job permits a white collar. .Still, everybody can bo reason ably HHfe by curefuliy raising both hands and never interfering with the gang world's plans. If It In ti'iio that ivunicn have Hitch sjiptM'loi' moral counig why dneaU!tho fttoom's moth er cut loose ami weep, too? Curtis says 00 per cent of. the people will ho flying by 1950. AVo wondered, what tUojf- would do .when the highways were worn out and they couldn't issue more bonds. A typical American is one who questions, the value, of church at tendance but makes the kids go to keep them safe in case he's wrong. UoumanIa1 will find her new klnff more expensive. The last one could delight his lady friends wl'.h fin all-day sucker. ICorrect this Rentence: "He '.s very common," said the gossip, but despite his new wealth ho l.s quiet and modest." part in the next national election. Henry Ford will bnllil nt least six more big motor ships, of 0,000 dead weight tons each to carry his products across the oceans and to South America. Gradually Mr, Ford Is building til) tt private fleet ns'blg, in pro portion to -our-. times, as. that of IJacques Coeur, who helped the French king out of a bad hole, and, as n reward, was falsely accused of murdering Agnes Sorel." Mr. Ford will get a better re ward, let us hope. : . While Mr. Ford is building slilps, perhaps he will use his nioclianical genius experimenting with faster ships. Ills new motor ships will make sixteen knots an hour. Some day. somebody will build ships to make one hundred knots nn hour. And that somebody might as well be Henry Ford. Among "sad words of tongue or pen" the news includes Mr. Hoov er's order that has sent all the wine, glasses in the White House to he stored in a government ware- nouse. Thin, delicately colored green and red glasses for Rhine wine, wide, generous chnmpaigno glasses, little glasses for brandy, all are sent away. On White House sideboards and pantry shelves, the great American ice water glass will reign supreme. -M However, nothing lasts forever. Tho fact that one administration is dry does not mean that others snail eternally lack "cakes and ale." Other presidents, oilier ideas, and oilier glasses. Mohammed for bade wine. Kenial approves It. Camera leader llles. PORTLAND, Ore., June 26. OP) Hawlcy Weir, r,3, president of the Oregon Camera club, is dead at tho veterans' hospital. He fol lowed a military career for IS years. He has relatives In Wash uugal. Wash. nicie-grnwing countries hnv hack their product from the fniti'd States In the form of chewing gum. VUSLL.You CAW DecLAfc ME OUT OF THS.r Si V7 J Do Yon Remember? 1M i..us AtiO Ton. v t ribui not.) Jllllo 2(1, 1 11211 H. C. (Shorty) (larnett Bll. record run to catch n ir..i I ' Mose Harkdull uoej, t0 D j cratie convention at San l-'rantit I Rogue river fishlnj report "abominable. , T.a.st of .Shrlner train.'.. through city. iCuster mode his years atjo today. "lt stand" t, Special open.s. session of g,nn(1 h City to celebrate Fourth of i., In Ashland. 1 J"')' TWENTY YKARS AGO TODAY (From files of tho .Mall Tribune.) Juno 2tl. lino. Local sports excited over Jonn son-Jeffries fight, and pick j fries to win. Court Hall oci ' "My heart says Jeffries, l,u, m; pocketbook says Johnson." Showers catch much hay jn. In valley. Top dressing of new pavlns to lay. ' FPresldent Tart signs hill (3, building Medford federal court, house. Ttnlph liurgess, the young tilioh er, held Clrants I'a.ss to four h ' Sunday, and shows "what Kn,'h can do, when he does as the pj heads tell him." Mrs. .1. F. Tieddy re-elerteil pr. Ident of Greater Medford ohili l,y three votes in spirited elertin.; THE FUNNY TRIP (Ml' Mary (li'ah.nn Homier) "Gru'iit','- grunt, grunt, griini." enmn tlm annmlu. Squeal. squeal, squeal, sruieal." came some other sounds. 'Where are we going';'' asked John. "I'm goins In direct you to yon der pig pen," sail the Little Black ( lock, "anil thu :) I must he mak ing arrangeiuenii I' Tor other trips." John and Peggr soon saw a mud dy yard with in any pigs I sute Mi "'Hello'.' 11ks." wild John. -Grunt, grunt; grunt," said the pigs, nil at tne same time. "Have you any food for us?" "I don't think we have." sail Peggy. "In fact I'm sure we hare not." "The very Idea, the very Idea, grunt, grunt, squeal, squeal," said the pigs. "You have no ninmiirs. you two. Don't you know that its not polite to call on pigs witlioin bringing them something to eat!' "We don't, civil on iiigs veiv often," said John. "This Is a runny trip for us." "Well, we'll not bother about yo any more. We'll just lie in til' mud and dream sweet pig dreams, the pigs squealed. "What are pig dreams?" PegST asked. "She doesn't know what I dreams are!" the pigs shouted. "Well, I don't." said Pegsy. "anrl If you don't tell me I still 'o1 know." "Why pig dreams are dreams ol food, of course," the pigs squealed "We dream of castles of tood. of palaces of food, of yards of food, of gardens of food, of houses of food, and we dream that we ran lie in soft beds of delicious imvj and he served food continuously. "Well, I've learned one tliinS-' Peggy said, "and that Is 1 can s" why they're cnlled pigs." "Grunt, grunt." said the pip- "it's n most honorable name." lamily Tomorrow- iiy." "Honorable Pig Fan- Orcgdn Woatlicr Orcein: rnnottled tonight ar,d Friilay with .showeni in lht nnrth west portion tontKhl, cooler in tl Moilerat' 'winds, mostly southerly on I" coast. ' By BUD "FISHER !OD,Y0U NVR : Siva '. 7 T j -- ---- .... - - - .-'.. ......