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MEDFOHD i'iilNTINQ CO.
86-27-20 N. Vlr 8t.
KOHKIIT W, HUM I., Editor
8. SUMI'TKK SMITH, Maimer
An Independent Nempiuer
Entered second clan matter at Medford,
Oregun, under Act of March 8, 1870.
HlllSCKUTlUN HATES
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ially, nltli Hunclay, monlh
Dally, vftlMut Bwiday, year
Dally, wit! wilt Sunday, oiuntli
Brnvlny, ona year
. . 7.50
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Jukwmiiit, i-eniral i-oint. J'IhkiiIi, hum, (Mil
Uy - terrier, - in Aflunc lieoioru.
pillr, will, Hur.Uy. monlh $ .75
Jlalijr, llhout Huttday, month
Hilly, vIllKiut Runday, one ytu
Pally, ith Sunday, one yaar
All term, cakli In adrance.
Official paper nf Uw City fl Mriirord.
Offkiul paper of Jackson County.
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Xect-lTinK Full Uased Wire Hervlee
Ttie Assoeialed i'rru In eieluiltely entitled to
the ira for piilillralliin of all new dUpateliea
rtnlllMl to It or otlierwle ernllled in tills paper,
and alno to the lueal news pntillalied herein,
All rlchta IW pulilleation of apeclal dipatehe,
herein are also raened.
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Ilally atrrage dblrilmtloii for tlx monlhl to
Match 31, 10.10 (UJS.
, PrewW net paid A. II. C. 4150. . .
I'rexent presa run, 41165.
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' Ofrlcea in. New York, Chlrnipi, Detroit, Sun
Francisco, iV Ainlelfa, Seattle, i'otrlarcl.
Ye Smudge Pot
(By Arthur Perry)
"There lA SWiiriMhlhft "ofthe
enrth-earthy nlmut tobiu'mi clu-w-Jim,
mlneled with a hmnfelj nunint
iichs," alk'RVH n violent feminine
fne of tho elKiiroUe, Unlike the
enrthy tolmcnn-ehewor,- a cltfiirouo
fiend never wlpew I ho llltle mon
Hter on I lie hwu of hi ihiiUh, uh a
Biinltury move.
"CYCLONK : JIALTH WOMAN"
(lUIHne Malheur . Kntorprlm.)
Fine work, Cy! Hut by now you
know you wens In n hnille.
Pour more tivlutnm have zoomed
their atrial wny anroMH tho AtJ.. ti
tle.. This remindH tiny number of
folka Ihnt Huth Klder, tho only
avlutiix to attempt BUicitle in thin
milliner, haH dlKappeareil an coni
plelely n if the Dutch tanker hml
not. appeared juirt in time to hhvo
her from the luinnry wnven. '
Tho heutwl period will como In
llko a comma tomorrow.' The heal
will eiiune tho pei'Hplrntlon to flow,
mid be Romethlntf to blnmo for the
previilliim epidemic of hllloiiHuesH.
Allea AVomack, ono one-man
pofwo, who - him betfti aHHidiously
piHHUlnn the end of the rainbow,
with indifferent BitcceuM, for Hfi
yearn wrilen that he ban the ob
Jeet of hlM fhiie eornered near
Salt I-nko, rtah, In a limitless field
. of radium.'
Sl'C'COH AT IjAKTC
Cnnnon I "ill In. Minn., Hen run)
Wo prey that tho meeting
of tho iiMHoelntlon will prove a
permanent blenHhiK to tho
ehurch and communily.
"Tho health expert declared that
few maintain tho tempo uf their
walklnK" ( Yreku NewH.) liven
no, they Ret there JuhI tho Maine.
Keveral new and pretentious
. looking vehiclcH In tho gayer coIoi-h
are HcnottnK around tho outlyliiK
FtreetH after dark. Thin ovlilenee
of the Hoover calamity In owned
by DemocratH, who do not feel like
. enihtirniHulnff the administration
by flaunting their poverty on the
main travelled route In daylight.
WHY MANKIXI)" WOU1UKS
l (Ii'chn JlHiatch)
RKATTLK, Wah. (P) If
your pet koIiUIhIi tuinn an oc
casional fllpflop and rulm
against tho Hide of the ljowl a
though It wanted Uh rIIIh
m'ratched, It probably haH
fleas. They are known in
cope pods, HayH Dr. John K.
(Hiberlet authority on tho'
plHCatorial vertebrate and tTnl
verHlty of WuHhliiglon iirofeH-sor.
i. Uncle, R5, culled thlH morning
ntnl tdlil n U'tlfl Hturv ii limit frtiir
an old fiiHhloned runaway In the
Houth end of town.
HOXOIt Alllilv llOT-I)(t(i
The banana are a great remark-
nblo fruit. He ure cuiiHtructed In
, . the name architectural Htyle as tho
uh honorable mi usage.' Difference be
I'tti Ing, nkln of sausage aro habitually
'" conHiimed, whllt It nre not advts
" able to eat rapping of banana.
f'erhapH are aHo IntiiBsing the
following differenccH between tho
two objects. ' Banana aro held
,,,,, aloft while consuming, im usage are
usually left In reclining position.
Jlanaua are first green tn culler,
then gradual turn yet low inn. Sau
sage Mtart out with Inileflnltn cutler
roHemllo terrier cotta) and retain
mime hue Indefinitely, Hausage
depend for creation upon human
being or stuffing inoehlun, wit tie
hana na a re pristine prod uct of
honorable mother nature. lloth
Article resemble the other In that
neither hnvo pit or colonel of any
kind.
In cane of Hausage both conclu
fllons are attached to other Hftu
ftageH, honorable banana on oppo
site hand are joined oil one end
to the stem, other termination are
entirely loose,
Finally, banana are ntrlctly mem
ber of the vagltable kingdom, while
nfllialon of sausage In often unde
cided. (Shanghai, t.'hlna, Kroe
rrrsH.)
Nenrl.v 12 per cent of Ihe Indun
trlal workem In Switzerland are
now engaged In watch and Jew
elry making.
Total attendance for home gam) "
was Tfl.OOO In the Houlhern In.toie
city of Chattanooga last year. Th h
.season the Lookouts drew Gri.notl
in their flmt 21 hutne tutu,
IT CAN'T BE
TTHK entrtiiice of .1 1 iff us .Meier, (Icpartnioiit store magnate and
multi-millionaire of I'orlland, into the Kuberniitoriul race,
hrinvx oil! a very nenenil misconception, concerning the politi
cal situation, i-odnccil by the snihlcn death of (!eoi j?e Joseph.
.Mr. .Meier, ardent supporter anil intimate personal friend of
Mr. Joseph, declares that he will he a candidate himself, unless
a candidate who is pledged to carry out the Joseph program,
is selected.
The assumption hehind this declaration, is that Mr. Joseph's
1 platform' is what attracted such enthusiastic and widespread
support, and that the candidate
enjoy the Joseph following.
T0TH(i could lie fin-tiler from the truth. The people of
Oregon who snppoi'ted Semitov Joseph in the priimiry, ditl
not do so heennse of his plat form or principles,, hut heeaiiNe
of his personality ; they did not. rush to his standard because
lie favored hoine-rule power development ; or because he opposed
the I'ublie Service Commission ; but because he was the type
of man, that appealed to their imagination and emotional de
sires. Tn fact it is probably no exaggeration toMiiaintain, that not
half of the Joseph followers, knew the principles of bis plat
form, or had any particular interest in them. It is also highly
probable, that, had he advocated principles, entirely opposed to
those enunciated, the result would have 'been the same.
m
A S we pointed out during the campaign, a vague but un
questioned, 'unrest and .discontent with the status pro,
prevailed, and still prevails. The rank and file were not cer
tain just, what they wanted, outside of the fact, they did want
n change. They also' wanted excitement, tlicy wanted to see
some of heads of the powers-that-be, whacked and bumped in
good old Kilkenny fashion.
1 And iii flcovge Joseph they realized that .opportunity. They
flocked to the polls not for the policies or ('undulate Joseph,
hut for (Icoi'ge Joseph, the man.
Therefore A rying In breathe life into the .Joseph platform,
by securing some candidate who will accept, if, is as futile as
trying to bring back to earth the man whose dash, color, and
fighting spirit alone made that platform vital.
1
MO,' Mr. Meier, it can 'I be done! Or at least it can't be done
' by Mr. Meier, or by any gubernatorial candidate, that has
thus far appeared on Ihe horizon. There was only one (ieorge
Joseph, just lis there is only one Jack Deiupsey, one Lindbergh,
and as there was only one T. R.
The tragic dentil of Mr. Joseph completely transformed the
political situation in this slate, because he and be alone,
made thai political situation. No one by accepting his policies
can take his place. The only hope for Julius Meier, or any other
Joseph follower, is lo find a candidate who will not only appeal
to the people- of Oregon as fieorge Joseph appealed to them,
hut in Ihe same direction. '
And where is there such a man?
CONSISTENCY
'DITOR W.
' I 'resident.
1?. Hearst denies
Hoover before
possible lo thwart, injure and Vnibarass him after.
i No doubt he is riu;hl. For searcliint; for a definition of con
sistency we find in .lames Hussell Lowell's Mitielow Tapers, first
series, .No. II, the lollowintf:
"(lineral C is a drefl'le smart, man,
He's hen on all sides t bet (live places or pelf;
Hut consistency still was a part of his plan,
He's hen true to one, party, an' thet is himself."
Cut tint; the price of honks in
they will only cut out half of the
t If Washington couldn't tell
eoiiKratulations when some royal
' Nobodies have another iidvnntiiKe.
without any advance, publicity.
The new tariff is much like
worth keeping but you hate to
You will notice that people who seorn the law, are ipiick
to demand their lawful rights when they pet eausiht.
One reason why the youth of
a start was because he wasn't
bunny.
Contfi'iit illations to the laeksnn County Health association!
For thanks to its efforts this county now leads the state in the
sale of Christmas seals.
MUTT AND JEFFr
I W6LL, IP Trtt i'Wt T JAI'L I T
Ii Ifwex WILL, HAVi TO 6tVS M5 f
l-1 I -J O"' 1 TM,
DONE MR. MEIER
who accepts that platform will
uny inconsistency in supportinu
election, and doinir everythint;
half will help some,
rcadinj; mat tor.
Now if
a lie, who wrote the official
nabob bad a birthday.
They can have a baby
your first ship model. It isn't
throw away that much work.
1S!H) could saw enough to (jet
paying iMii.80 a month on a
That's When Diogenes'
But,
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Personal Health Service
By William Brady. M. D.
(Ilnnw) letters pertAlfilrv to pertoml health and hygiene, not to dln-ase, diagnosis or treatment
will b answered liy Dr. Brady If a itam,ed it If add reused envelupo In enclosed. Jttera should he
brief and written In Ink. Owing to tho Urtto number of lellcri received only a few can be answered
here. No reply can be mad to queries not conferming to Instruction!. Addresi Dr. William Bradr
In cars of Tho Mall Tribune, - - . .
T11K fjOHKTRR AND
is a TViMCAii
Kniekknacks, gimnracks, com
bination hair-comb and pencil
sharpeners, patent ear d ruins,
magic foot drafts
iiohu adjusters
juid machineM to
I'odii c e you or
beaut fy y o u or
endow you with
ivimmamiing per
sonality in the
privacy of your
own h o m o, ure
Yankee notioYia,
more or leu,
usually. kHS
to null to a
useful devices made
certain class of peo
ple. Why Yankee? Why Is, the
"Nutmeg State" Ko-cntled ?
A good many people solemnly
believe that it is a risky thing
to take lee cream for dowser t after
you have eaten lobster, It Is not
unusual to find even a waiter in
a restaurant a little disturbed for
tne saieiy or nis patron wno is so
tnougnucss as to oroer ice cream
,.r.,r ,. lohsr.,.,' .llsh.
Kor that inattor, n constrliriiMe j
pot-linn of tho poptilittlon Htlll foolHi
I'omo qimlnis nhout ratltiK lottstof
In tiny Pli-cuniMttmreM. Somehow
this delectable crustacean has
achieved a bad reputation, hut
throiiKh no fault of its own: it is
Just n Yankco notion. Some odd
association of ideas: some vauue
recollection of haviriK read of a
frightful outbreak of ' ptomaln"
poisoning a thliiK which there
Is no such, but only the Yankee
notion. Then, too, In the old days
tho wicked play-actors, nccordlni?
to the riyqno journals one rend
In the barber shop, Indulired 'in
lobster suppers late at lilwht.
Lobster Is very poor nutriment
Indeed, but It Is ..vory nod to
rat If you like lobster, and . ftre
of n' determined character. A
flfteen-eent can of. salmon con
tains as much nutriment as you
enn scrape, tease, worry or suck
out of seven fair-sized lobsters. If
n man doesn't get much exercise.
Lantern Exploded
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THCrA THIS WAV - IF
mvjtt.
SHOULDN'T
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1. lliiao mythlrut 3. .Monkey
Itlrd 411. In furor of
2. City 111 Okla- 41. Offer
linma 4S. Ilelore
3. Not speelfle 43, lire,, eltlua
4. Ciiltou fnlirle 4.,. Ilimnt prellf
ICR CRKAM COMPT.KX
vankki.; notion,;
a hrolli'd luli.stoi- Is- n good Itom
In hiH ilinnor; he'll Kot considor
ahlo exorcifut If ho Hticoeeds In
wrestling nny niont from tho thing
without loss of hlaod. Then whpnl
tho onoounter Is flnh'hcd. theitllP I'llitPll S(n1 es
loser may Ket some sntisfaetion
by ordering lee crenm nnd nuiklnK
tho proprietor uneasy lest the
patron die riKht there at the
tahle.
Of. eoni'He, If one does not enre
for lobster with one's lee - ereatn
It Is entirely hygienic to omit
that or nny other kind of fish
that may not appeal to one's taste.
In faet one's own faney or taste
iy the best (ruble to follow In the
eomhinlnir of foods: no matter
how Inoonpruous n partleular
mixture may seem to anybody else
If it strikes one's own fancy it
Is perfectly wholesome, i
JudiilnR by the character of the
j queries received. 1 believe very
f ,,w
people today take seriously
n.1,1 ...miinno ,..,.
I'?, '".. Kr'"i "k
combinations" of foods which
were formerly offered gullible
customer hy mall-order "food ex
perts." "correct eating societies"
and the like. It has been fully
a year or longer since any one
has asked me about the danger
of "poisoning" from the clash of
mo or more incompauoie loousi more important leeling of re
in the stomach, if two foods are) , v . .. '.
more readily digested separately. jM'i'ct. on (lout need their
the stomach itself will separate j love, if they fear you.
them. Nature provided for that '
when she gave us such whole- The house has passed the bill to
some combinations as sugar and pay the war veterans about $102,.
acid In the form of fruit. All 000.000 a year additional. The
you have to do is decldo whether ! president will veto the hill when
you like the combination. -1 It reaches him. The house is ex
CJVRKTIOXS A X l AXSWICItS
iFour-l'ly Treatment for .Migraine.
Your four-ply treatment for mi
graine made me u new woman. I
had suffered for. nearly 20 years
with attacks at least weekly.
j sometimes two In n week. Within
i three weeks after I begun on
a. H, C and P I gained ioor 12
BuT USTftW-
YOU fiftTTA
HORSS:
I pounds weight and the attacks
practically ceased. Now I have
' only an abortive attack (mainly
' nausea' arid "scotomata") voccaslon
l.ally and It doe8n't Interfere with
i'my work. -
!, Answer The "four-ply" uusi
nena the correspondent refer to
was a,, kuggeatlon we nave here
I for Hiifferers from migraine (pe
riodic sick headaches), thus: A,
a daily dose of cod liver oil; B,
a daily sunhalh: C, a dally dose
of calcium lactate (10 grains, fol
lowed with a drink of water), and
I),, a dally dose of thyroid extract.
The dosage of the last can be de
cided only by your physician.
Scouts Sllll Tauxhl Krror.
Recently tho Boy Scout troop
of which my son is a member,
gave a first aid demonstration,
and they placet!' the subjects
forearm under the forehead when
demonstrating prone-pressure re
suscitation, r have tried to ex
plain to my son that the Schafer
method, properly applied, calls for
nothing under the head, but he
counters with Boy Scouts of Amer
ica, American National Red Cross,
etc. . . '. fl. M. H.
Answer Yes, but notwithstand
ing all that,' the method taught
Boy Scouts is wrong. Schafer,
who discovered ' and gave - the
world the method, did not place
anything under the subject's head.
That trick is an innovation intro
duced by some uneducated Red
Cross- Instructor in posing for a
pretty picture. Of course it is
of minor significance If the sub
ject has not been actually Im
mersed In fluid. In actual prac
tice of resuscitation it might prove
Ihe straw that turns the scale
against life saving. There is a
chance here for some Scout to do
a good deed by correcting the er
ror in technic. The Red Cross
and other, mutual admiration or
ganizations that "approvo" the er
ror are simply overnwed by their
own importance surely no em
ployee of such an organization!
can assume the authority we ac
cord to Schafer himself. I main
tain that . officers of our federal
bureaus who "approve" the er
ratic technic along with the au
gust Red Cross do not compre
hend tho physiological ' or the
physical principled upon which
Schafer's prone-pressure resusci
tation is based.
. (Copyright John F.-Dllle Co.)
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from page one)
(Continued from Page One)
years hence.1 Uy Hint time the
earth's governments .piny think
only oE milking land useful to
nil human beings, not about
grabbing and owning.
Mr. Adolph S. Oclis, back
from Europe, fears "we do not
appreciate the seriousness . of
the feeling of irritation aaiiisi
throughout
all Europe."
Well informed Americans
know that Europeans hate this
country, first, because they
owe us money. The borrower
never loves the lender. Then,
there is plain jealousy. Those
nations thought we ought to
make their quarrels our quar
rels, and agree forever, to send
our men and money to take
part in their fights.
lint Europe's "feeling of ir-
it 1 .
nt"tl0" "eei1 ,10t worry ,,s'
(live the I'nited States
enough airplanes, submarines
and swift cruisers, and you will
find Kurope's "feeling of irri
tation" completely offset by a
pected not to overrule his veto
The president, explaining his on-
position to the hill says It amounts
to $70,000,0(10 n year more than
tne i-egion itself demnnded and
that the greater nnrt of the mnnav
I would V naid lo men not inonnw.
. tated in the war, but incapacitated
j since the war.
This bill may play nn Important
IN ORGeR.
DON'T B S1LLV.
You only tjeet
UAUC
STATUS
Quill Points
Convictions are also known by
the company they keep.n v ;.'
Illessed are the poor. They don't
kill a kid's appetite by forcing him
to eat scientific rations he ahum
inates.
King Alfonso has joined a cigar
makeiiH union, and now when U
happens the Queen won't have to
take in washing.
All things come to liiiu wlm
waits, iirmldwl lie has fcnll1
enough to'Si.t.out in fi-ont ami
tOOt loil,ClMHlJl.
Chief among the things that in
creases the army of unemployed is
a boss who plays golf.
AH you can say for a bum movie
plot or a sorry radio station a
that somebody will, arrange for
Will Rogers to put it over.
Americanism: A swell car. in
front of a cheap boarding house:
contentment without a future if
the Job permits a white collar.
.Still, everybody can bo reason
ably HHfe by curefuliy raising both
hands and never interfering with
the gang world's plans.
If It In ti'iio that ivunicn have
Hitch sjiptM'loi' moral counig
why dneaU!tho fttoom's moth
er cut loose ami weep, too?
Curtis says 00 per cent of. the
people will ho flying by 1950. AVo
wondered, what tUojf- would do .when
the highways were worn out and
they couldn't issue more bonds.
A typical American is one who
questions, the value, of church at
tendance but makes the kids go to
keep them safe in case he's wrong.
UoumanIa1 will find her new
klnff more expensive. The last one
could delight his lady friends wl'.h
fin all-day sucker.
ICorrect this Rentence: "He '.s
very common," said the gossip,
but despite his new wealth ho l.s
quiet and modest."
part in the next national election.
Henry Ford will bnllil nt least
six more big motor ships, of 0,000
dead weight tons each to carry his
products across the oceans and to
South America.
Gradually Mr, Ford Is building
til) tt private fleet ns'blg, in pro
portion to -our-. times, as. that of
IJacques Coeur, who helped the
French king out of a bad hole, and,
as n reward, was falsely accused
of murdering Agnes Sorel."
Mr. Ford will get a better re
ward, let us hope. : .
While Mr. Ford is building slilps,
perhaps he will use his nioclianical
genius experimenting with faster
ships. Ills new motor ships will
make sixteen knots an hour.
Some day. somebody will build
ships to make one hundred knots
nn hour. And that somebody might
as well be Henry Ford.
Among "sad words of tongue or
pen" the news includes Mr. Hoov
er's order that has sent all the
wine, glasses in the White House
to he stored in a government ware-
nouse.
Thin, delicately colored green
and red glasses for Rhine wine,
wide, generous chnmpaigno glasses,
little glasses for brandy, all are
sent away.
On White House sideboards and
pantry shelves, the great American
ice water glass will reign supreme.
-M
However, nothing lasts forever.
Tho fact that one administration
is dry does not mean that others
snail eternally lack "cakes and
ale." Other presidents, oilier ideas,
and oilier glasses. Mohammed for
bade wine. Kenial approves It.
Camera leader llles.
PORTLAND, Ore., June 26. OP)
Hawlcy Weir, r,3, president of
the Oregon Camera club, is dead
at tho veterans' hospital. He fol
lowed a military career for IS
years. He has relatives In Wash
uugal. Wash.
nicie-grnwing countries hnv
hack their product from the fniti'd
States In the form of chewing gum.
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Do Yon Remember?
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not.)
Jllllo 2(1, 1 11211
H. C. (Shorty) (larnett Bll.
record run to catch n ir..i
I '
Mose Harkdull uoej, t0 D
j cratie convention at San l-'rantit
I Rogue river fishlnj
report
"abominable. ,
T.a.st of
.Shrlner train.'..
through city.
iCuster mode his
years atjo today.
"lt stand" t,
Special
open.s.
session of g,nn(1 h
City to celebrate Fourth of i.,
In Ashland. 1 J"')'
TWENTY YKARS AGO TODAY
(From files of tho .Mall Tribune.)
Juno 2tl. lino.
Local sports excited over Jonn
son-Jeffries fight, and pick j
fries to win. Court Hall oci '
"My heart says Jeffries, l,u, m;
pocketbook says Johnson."
Showers catch much hay jn.
In valley.
Top dressing of new pavlns
to lay. '
FPresldent Tart signs hill (3,
building Medford federal court,
house.
Ttnlph liurgess, the young tilioh
er, held Clrants I'a.ss to four h '
Sunday, and shows "what Kn,'h
can do, when he does as the pj
heads tell him."
Mrs. .1. F. Tieddy re-elerteil pr.
Ident of Greater Medford ohili l,y
three votes in spirited elertin.;
THE FUNNY TRIP
(Ml' Mary (li'ah.nn Homier)
"Gru'iit','- grunt, grunt, griini."
enmn tlm annmlu.
Squeal. squeal, squeal, sruieal."
came some other sounds.
'Where are we
going';'' asked
John.
"I'm goins In
direct you to yon
der pig pen," sail
the Little Black
( lock, "anil thu
:) I must he mak
ing arrangeiuenii
I' Tor other trips."
John and Peggr
soon saw a mud
dy yard with
in any pigs I
sute Mi
"'Hello'.' 11ks." wild John.
-Grunt, grunt; grunt," said the
pigs, nil at tne same time. "Have
you any food for us?"
"I don't think we have." sail
Peggy. "In fact I'm sure we hare
not."
"The very Idea, the very Idea,
grunt, grunt, squeal, squeal," said
the pigs. "You have no ninmiirs.
you two. Don't you know that its
not polite to call on pigs witlioin
bringing them something to eat!'
"We don't, civil on iiigs veiv
often," said John. "This Is a runny
trip for us."
"Well, we'll not bother about yo
any more. We'll just lie in til'
mud and dream sweet pig dreams,
the pigs squealed.
"What are pig dreams?" PegST
asked.
"She doesn't know what I
dreams are!" the pigs shouted.
"Well, I don't." said Pegsy. "anrl
If you don't tell me I still 'o1
know."
"Why pig dreams are dreams ol
food, of course," the pigs squealed
"We dream of castles of tood. of
palaces of food, of yards of food,
of gardens of food, of houses of
food, and we dream that we ran
lie in soft beds of delicious imvj
and he served food continuously.
"Well, I've learned one tliinS-'
Peggy said, "and that Is 1 can s"
why they're cnlled pigs."
"Grunt, grunt." said the pip-
"it's n most honorable
name."
lamily
Tomorrow-
iiy."
"Honorable Pig Fan-
Orcgdn Woatlicr
Orcein: rnnottled tonight ar,d
Friilay with .showeni in lht nnrth
west portion tontKhl, cooler in tl
Moilerat'
'winds, mostly southerly on I"
coast. '
By BUD "FISHER
!OD,Y0U NVR
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