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Ye Smudge Pot
(By Arthur Parry)
There has been o tnste of sum
nier nfter a mouthful of winter.
"A heavy drivel wan noted In
thiH vicinity the flrnt of the week"
(Port Orford Reporter) Any
vicinity Is liable to the same.
"DHNTI8TH WILL INVOKE
PULL" (Hdllne Humboldt Stan
dard.) When did they start doing
that?
Quite a number have been com
mitting perjury by claiming they
saw the sun come up two morns
this week.
"Al Matheny has been tolling
with a sick horso all week"
(Goshen Items) Why the furrow
was crooked.. .
An argument has been started
on the Pacific coasti viz: which Is
the "most Indelicate" gum chew
ing or tobacco chewing. A tobac
co, chewer can't make his cud
pop."
"METHODIST WOMEN TO
KALHOMINE" (Malheur Enter
prise.) You guossed It: the walls.
It Is now apparent It will be a
windy fall In this state, as Wall Bt
Is after..a candidate for the Jegls-
lature In Grant county, and mar
lyrs. have started to germinate
Do not be surprised if the leaders
of the Republican party hitch up
tholr pants and go after Tammany
shortly after the Fourth of July.
Tammany has nothing at all to do
with Oregon,, and Is therefore an
Ideal opponent. The eagle will
scream, and nobody ' blames - the
bird for giving vent to Its foellngs.
In the midst of the deluge of
"Amos 'N' Andy" stories, along
comes Melvln N. Hogan with one
about a fish hook, thut can bo told
In the parlor or Sunday school.
The writer has been approach
again with in "Easy Payment pro'
posltlon" and It looks like the pay
ments had nothing on the writer.
Tho up-payment Is the toughest.
CONFESSIONS
Not all of our contributors did
so well. Thero were some who
took advantage of our Invitation to
enjoy the self-mortification of ex
iiRgorutlng their own 'faults.
Othors, especially girls, told us of
following tholr Impulses recklessly
Into tho face of danger: but when
danger turned into trouble and
u n h a pplness, they whimpered.
Sometimes a single phrase In an
otherwise dull manuscript revealed
the situation. "I used to torment
my folks something awful. And
now I am sorry but glad for the
I'xporience."
Others achieved an occasional
simplicity that would have done
credit to any writer. "My child
hood," one girl wrote, "was hard
an both me and my parents." Or:
"I was young and beautiful, but
1 was stupid." On rare occasions
a contributor actually manipulated
his language. Ono imaginative
youth wrote: "My father was a
fnrmer but loved nature so much
that he wouldn't ruin her with a
Mow. . So we were always vory
poor."
When our writers, like more
sophisticated ones, did pretend
before tho world, it was in such
obvious ways that there was no
mistaking It. They knew little of
the subtle pretense that an artlfi.
rial culture develops;; what they
wanted us to believe was merely
that they were beautiful, or that
they had rich friends, or that they
were respected by their neighbors.
"I was very beautiful" appeared
so oft that it seemed to have
become a stock phrase. And the
more nearly Illiterate the manu
script, the more often I stumbled
nn such claims as: "I also have
nnd use the best manners," or,
Three butlers met in at the door."
(Republic.)
CITE PRISON H0LACAUST
TO MARION GRAND JURY
BALEM. Ore., Juno ?. 7P) In
charging a grand jury Juat jiworn
In here today, Circuit Judge Percy
R. Kelfr called attention to the
recent appalling catnutroph In the
Ohio state penitentiary where a
fjrent Iohs of life was Buffered and
urged the grand jury to take Us
rlutleu of Inspection and lnventlga'
tiona ouUido the grand Jury room
Norlounly and more than an merely
perfunctory performances.
QUILL POINTS 1
The secret of success? Ambition, ubility, and a look of
Blowing admiration while tho biff boss talks.
Anierieiiuixm : Kitting ut little square tables, cards in hand,
to give a demonstration of bud manners.
The more yon study Orn'inny, the more you suspect that
what the world needs is a (rood licking.
Nothing is perfect, and when they find a man for the Su
preme Court who pleases everybody be will still be a lawyer.
Ruling India is like ruling
surface nnd pray for luck when
As Al rends the Digest poll be must wonder where thnt wet
majority wns hiding out on election day. .
- Why not the same number of congressmen for nil States!
Why punish a state because it has a big population?
Of course distant cities know more than people on the scene.
Note bow often the bleachers ditch the limp, in error.
Correct this sentence: "The girls were required to mnkc
their own graduation frocks," said the mother, "and I didn't
help my daughter a bit." '
Thnt liniong these nre life, liberty nnd the pursuit of n kick,
The Russians may like sad literature, but. they don't portray
assault, accidents and injustice in the comic strips.
It seems fair enough. The drys can't keep liquor down, but
some of the wets are affected (he same way.
Still, the people in some other town would seem just as nar
row minded if you behaved the same wny.
Poor farmers! Not a single broadcasting station is fair
enough to provide setting-up exercises at 4 a. m.
And in the spring a young girl's fancy prompts the planting
of vines to screen the porch swing.
What this country needs is n little more sameness among
those who are found out and those who are kicked out.
What a world I One bunch of rebelst making salt, another
making hooch, and the rest makink whoopee.
Tho Digest poll proves, among other things, that people who
vote that way don't care for political polls.
i ' Americanism i- Making 'news' stories - about ' the- 'on black
sheep in tho flock; thinking the land full of black sheep be
cause the other !)0 arc too tamo to make news.
Maybe Russia could make herself worthy of recognition by
burning her victims. '
Evidently lyrd will keep on being n hero forever, nobody
having thought of making him President.
Wonderful tariff I You sec, if
sbo'U quit manufacturing and will
ns. ,
You can't always tell. Serving a sharp knife with a meat
order may be either a courtesy or an alibi.
Gandhi says tho only way to
force. This is especially true of
Now there's the job of finding a Secretary of Labor who is
skilled in tho art of predicting good times.
Vnro sn.vs his stolen Senate sent lias been returned. That
should keep Mr. Davis from Kt'ttinn the titles mixed.
All you can says for some
Heaven is that they might do
job alone.
Correct this sentence: "I don't care what your mother
says," growled the man ; "I sny you can't go and that means
you aren't going."
MUTT AND JEFF
"eWJoy A GAUOf tN TMfc T (THf say inthg CATAogus-" I I c ar c-, cJu " ' T
fountains"- evero ,f eA BuJ.Tu.':.5?Lfcl?1S--J A " JE&4&&&&M
MEDFORD M5IL
the seas. You just stay on the
a storm threatens.
Kuropc can't sell ns anything,
have to buy everything from
deal with force is by using no
traffic cops.
eauses that elnim the support of
better to let Heaven handle the
All Is Not Gold That Blisters
. wr.wT H. r" m.. - fSZt-yti I 7
TRIBUNE, MEDFORD,
Quill Points
Come to think of It, a pig's
cork acre w tull may be Illegal.
You can tell a land of oppor
tunity by the number and pros
perity of its clipping agencies.
'Tho next war will be a con
test between machines." Happy
du! Machines can't write mem
oirs.
You can't build a big navy In
a land where the movies prove
that one Marine can lick forty
aliens.
At times we wonder if Musso
lini ever heard of St. Helena and
Doorn.
Sho will lie a social sue
coNH If at 18 sho lias learned
to toll a homely man he looks
distinguished.
There's at least one unalloyed
advantuKe in being President. The
firth bite.
Peoplo who buy presents must
think the bride needs a fork for
each of Mr. Henz's 57.
There's one thing about daugh
ter's graduation. Dressing her as
a bride won't be such a shock
to dad now.
Americanism: Thinking a mag
azlno editor a wonder because the
buslneKM offices' garner nds enough
to make peoplo enjoy the maga
zlne.
"Floes strangely active in moon
Hhlne liquor regions." . Especially
lynching bees.
An "undeveloped people" is one
that some strong nation lifts up
and holds up Chicago style.
Why worry when a West Pointer
renigns before completing his
eight yeara of service? Tho Army
doesn't want men who feel that
way about contracts.
The Krcut man lias one pe- '
I'lilliirlly. Ho never admires,
lilniNPir In llio mirror when,',
ho cllnilw from llio hurlicr's,
clmlr.
And to Ihink that kids ot 1890,
sneaking behind tho barn to
smoke awful tobacco, were on
Joying personal liberty. . '
Courteny ' created the ' treating
evil" and then killed It. How
everybody. Is ashamed to ask a
friend to have another like ho.
No wonder the Germans hold
out so long. Tho movie of "All
Quiet on tho Western Front"
shows that hardly any scratching
was necessary on tho German side.
Tho Tlusslan . experiment haB
provod that tho bosses can own
nine Rolls Hoyco cars if the lit
tle follows will forged self and
work for tho common good. (
Correct this sentence: "Tomor
row," said he, as ho took his
throat medicine, "I'll limit my
self to one smoke after each
meal." ' .
Auto Victim Dies.
MAHH1IP1KI-,D, Ore., Juno 7.
(P) Mrs. W. W. 'Ladd, 70, was In
jured fatally when she, wns struck
by nn automobile driven by Halph
Taylor, Komolnnd, Cnl., here lato
yesterday. She died In a hospital
of a fractured skull.
MarDoiuild lit storm.
L.OMH1EMOUTII. Scotland, Juno
7. W) J'rlme Minister MucDon
nld arrived at his home here at
2:00 a. m., today by motor after
a stormy trip from London which
flnnlly forced him to abandon his
plnno and take to the open road.
Hot III Pendleton.
l'KNDLKTON, Ore., June 7.
(fl) Whew! It was 98 above here
yesterday, the highest temperature
for tho year. ,.
,
Oregon Weather r
Generally cloudy tonight nnd Sun
day, probably local showers In the
mountains; cooler In the cast por
tion tonight. Moderate south to
west winds on the const.
Tho private wealth of Italy Is
estimated lit 2S,220.000.
ORECiOX, SATURDAY. JUNE 7, 1930.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
Signed letUrt pertalnim to perioral health and
ill be anivered by Pr. Brad? If itampea ku
brief and written In Ink. Owtof to the Urge number of lelten reeejied onl? are can
here. No replF ran be made to queries oot couivrmlnf to Instruction!. Addrett Dr. ffflUan Bradj
Id cut of n aa jrinuna,
C'lfAM'K TOR HOIiY FRIG
Sixteen male patients in a hos-
pital for njrvous and mental dis- j
eaneti were placed on a special diet J
Vhlch yielded approximately 4000;
calories a day. On this diet they
made an average
weekly gain, per '
patient, of three
pounds In weight.
T-.ots of holy
frights not in
hospitals and not
oven nutty or not
very nutty, tuke
as much good
food as that and
yet do not gain a
pound. What's the secret? It Is
insulin. These frights In the hos
pital say wo cay them hospital
frights to dlHtlnguish them from
the ones outside whom we will call
holy frights the hospital frights
received three doses of insulin each
day along with their three meals.
Now it is unfortunately true that
a good many holy frights are of
the gentle sex. Yes, and some of
them would be knockouts if they
only had a dozen pounds of pad
ding, just a scant dozen pounds.
Well, not every one of them, but
not a few of them can get it in a
month or so if they wish. Any
good doctor anywhere can give the
insulin injections or the doctor
can instruct an intelligent patient
how to tako them herself. Insulin
Is good only for an hour or two,
and so it must be Injected at about
the time of the meal if ft is .to
enable the patient to utilize the
earhohydrate.
-Thirteen female patients In the
same hospital were given the same
diet for four weeks without any
Insulin, nnd each gained a little
less than a pound a week. Then
for three more weeks each received
a dose of insulin with each meal,
and on the diet plus insulin ea-h
gained two and a half pounds a
week, on the average. One patient
who had insulin, gained 11 pounds
MAIL TRIBUNE
DAILY CROSS-WORD
ACItOSS
Implied bat
not expressed
Lotr iiooti
The tOT
apple
Worshiped
Mystla II I ml a
nurd
Human tyrant
Hrene of com
Imt Do roared
Hcnd Bsnndor
The pea tint
Filth
Churn) com
position! arrow plce
of Iiti th er
riumlur
Hcjtliei
Hootch
Hllde
Cut ulth
scissors 1
Kind uf
vessel t abbr,
Vurlety of
cnl) hii ire
Turn Inside
oot
One of Goldo'i
notes
Constructed.
Silkworm
Lasting
Solution of Yesterday's Puzzla
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form
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general
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hytlew. not to dlieaie, dlttmlt - ftment
aooresiw enrwo,j u """""i
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UTS TO HK(XME MCKS SO
in 12 days, and besides showed
considerable mental Improvement.
This last point is important. If
a holy fright has tho makings of
a lovtfly lady In her, Insulin is all
the more likely to bring out her
better traits. I do not mean that
this is the criterion for selecting
cases suitable for the Insulin treat
ment, though I do think a holy
flight who is a little bit of nil
right In the temperament Is pretty
certain to acquire the saving 12
pounds ot flesh In this way, that
is. if she can find a doctor who
knows his insulin.
Insulin can do harm If uninten
tionally used. Unrfer proper med
ical supervision, however. It will
do no harm and may put many a
poor thing in line for a well de
served yet hitherto unattainable
romance.
I am quite sincere about this.
In fact I am tempted to open a
special insulin shooting fcllnic my
self and invito nil the holy fright
to join our class, and offer prizes
or penalties according to the re
sults, say the girl who puts on the
most flesh in the shortest time
would win the privilege of kissing
the head doctor, and the one at the
other end of the list would exact
the same penalty, only from the
intern. .
orrcsTioxs and axswkks
Hnozn by Any Oilier Name.
I am 65 years of age and I plan
to make a trip to Uuropo this sum
mer. Do you think good port wine
. . . II. D. M.
Thero Is on the market a medi
cine called Tonic. It Is a y!no
into which, some medicinal prop
erties have been Introduced, to
make it lawful to sell anywhere.
I nm advised to take this , . ft
A. T. -
Answer. No one who is nblo
to travel needs nlqphtn. I do -.not
mean to say that indulgence In -the
port wine of Europe or the fake
"tonic" of these United States
PUZZLE
0. Ilpgnle
10. Herbs of the
We nns CiisnIa
11. Tiillk'ss am
phibians 13. Wild llower
1(1. KffK-shuped
111. SI ii bos u m Is
tn he
81. Nun of geth
24. KptMik
2(1, Color quality '
88. Membrane
surrounding
the bruin
112. Pra.loct
84. Nuury
36. Mudurnl Irish
fa ml Iks
88. Shutters .
mixed rain
nnd Ice.
8N. I'annllse
40. Created dis
order 41. IHtnlnfsh to
ward a point
41J. Wllil hnffalu
of India
4.. Legislate
48. Nothing more
thnn
49. Fnlthfnl
3. Kind of ier
tend dial,
ing.
SR. Uono
68. riant of the
Illy family
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DOWN
1. The blue
tltmonae
4 Knmail i,,,.
wny
5, Type of lens
fl. Sun mn
7, City la Okla
homn
ft, I'lnsllc
i.i ..nAUuiit-itv do any harm
but I do not recommena me u
of.any.klnd of alcoholic meaicmo
except In grave illness wnen i"
physician deems It necessary.
vii.. .cnul Allerirr.
x.. Bnn whn is sadtv in need
of
es
t, n .. trlnH HPV.rnl tin
times
a mJiwuvp, -
to take your remedy, flaxseed, a
indd
every time he takes a spooiuu.
KantB nr with hives, and it e
he
; even
aivallu In his ihlOllt . . . Mr.
. A.
H.
Answer. In the first place
I
v.-... novei- advised taking flaxsee
leeds
r,hiair Vonp son npparen
itly
is sensitized to nax. no cun u
ly
avoid flax or its products as care
fully as possible. If he suffers
other-troubles It might be well to
have a physician test his senHltlv
Ity and perhaps immunize him.
Wrong Shop.
I have heard much about high
K1rl nreHsiire. but how ObOUt
some talks about low blood pres
sure, with symptoms, etc. ansa
Answer. Neither high bloo.I
pressure nor low blood pressure Is
an ailment of Itself, so there nre
no symptoms. Anyway, It is much
better for' the patient to tell her
symptoms to her doctor. Where
doctors provide prospective patients
with symptoms of this or thut ail
ment. It Is usually a case of the
nnnrtr Innklnir fnr trade. To im
agine or even to' know by measure
ment that the blood pressure is
high or low gives the doctor no
clue as to what ails the patient:
It may he high or low In any num
ber of conditions. ' Only charlatans
pretend to have remedies or to glvo
treatment for "high blood pres
sure." Sweating Feet.
Troubled the last four years with
excessive sweating of feet. Chango
socks sometimes four times a day.
Many remedies tried! with no bene
fit. A. A.
Answer. Taint skin of soles
and between toes with solution of
1 ounce of ' formaldehyde in 7
ounces of water, once daily for a
week, and let dry before putting
on stockings.
. (Copyright Jolin P. Dllle Co.)
SunHown
STORIES
WAIT AX1 SKK
tiy Miiry (irulmm Homier.
"There are (ill suits of 'Wait
nnd See' adventures nnd pudiliiiKH
and everything else," began the
Little Black Clock.
; "Puddl ngH?"
repeated Peggy.
"Hasn't your
mother ever told
you, when you've
asked what the
pudding "was
going to be, -to
'wait and see'?
Well, that's the
Walt and See
pudding."
"Hut how you
are going on a
Wait and Hee ad
venture. By that
I mean that you
won't know what
the adventure is going to be until
you really get started."
"Are we starting right away?"
asked John. He was eager to be
off.
"At once," said the Little Black
Clock. And they hurried away,
down through the yard, until they
came to an opening where a great
plane was awaiting them.
"Hurry!., Climb in!" said tho
Little Black Clock. They did so
at once.
Then the plane started off.
They went along so very, very
quickly.
And as they went along they
seemed to see such different kinds
of scenery. Sometimes It almost
looked as though they were turn
ing the pages of a book and see
ing one view after another quite
different from the one before.
They could see different kinds
of animate, too, and strango places
that looked like Jungles, then
great stretches of water, then
unusual looking houses nnd huts.
: When thy had finished flying
and were landing, the Little Black
Clock said:
"Are you tired?"
"Not particularly, why?" asked
John.
"Well, you've Just been around
tho world, that's all.
"I wondered if' you found It
much of a trip," the Little Black
Clock grinned.
Monday "Aliend of Time."
The United States is tho leading
source of Grecian Imports.
HOC, -me.
eel. i&
Do Yon Remember?
TKV YEARS AfiO Trn.v
(From files of th Mall Tribune 1
Juno 7, -I20.
Sum-rest orchard sold to J0nM
Bros, and company of San Fh.
clsco for $260,000.
CHICAf.O O. o. P. national
convention opens. Sen. Lodge in
keynote speech "flays dynasty of
Wilson.". . .
Construction work on M.Mlfor
Irrigation district ditches starts. ,
Walter Gray of Central Point
reports six of his ducka laid 4is
ess In 79 days. .
E. N. Carter of Ashland pre.
sonta his home town with 50
fine trout to place in Llthin pttrlt
pool.-
TWENTY YKAILS AGO TODAY
(Prom files of the Mail Tribun.,)
.lime 7, IDIO.
"Ladles I'ny no more than M
for a corset." H. C. Kentn,,r Cn
ad.
Medford loses 13th Rame to
Grants Pans. Young Hurge.sK fail,
cd to do as the old head told
him. and the record for the year
is stained."
John U. Allen assures Ashland
"to hulld Interurban line, with,
out delay," after conference with
13. V. Carter. O. Winter nnd .M. F.
EKKlealon of that city.
Greater Medford club to build
bandstand in park.
Willie Heston of Grants Pass,
famed Michigan football player,
visits In city.
George Cnrstena, tho genial
Nash Hotel clerk, Is in Portland.
Missouri lA'giinics on KIsp.
COLUMUlA. Mo. Leguros
acreage on Missouri farms showed
a large Increase In 1929, a report
Just' submitted to the Missouri col
lege of agriculture shows.
Louise Rice, world famous graphologist,
can positively read your talents, virtue)
and faults in the drawings, wordL end
what nots that you scribble when "lost
in thought".
Send your"scribblings"or signature
for analysis. Enclose the picture of the Mikado
head, cut from a box of Mikado pencil., and
ten cents. Address Louise Rice, care of
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