Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, December 31, 1929, Image 18

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Newspaper Page Text.:-. M EDFOttl) M AIL TRI HLINK,- -MBD-FOft'D, - OR KtiOWTUKftP-AY, PTBr'3'-.2--- Medpord Mail Tribune Otllr, 9m6r, WcUy Published by MKPFOIU) 1'HIN'TINO CO. tHT-38 N. Wf BU rtw TI B08KRT W. RI'ML, Mttoc H. jUMl'TKB BMITU, Mm Ao Indfpenditnt Ntviptpw bund u lecond elus mittr at llNtford, ftrua, Modtf Act of March 8, 18Ig. , BUB8CH1PTI0N EATEJ Bj IU11 In Adium: Dally, ltb BiumUt, rw $T.BO Pally, vtlti Sunday. BunU..... TS Pally, vithout Sunday, year 0.50 Pally, vltliuut Sunday, awiilh 65 Wwkly Mali Tribune, ona year. 3 00 Riinday, one yrar 2.00 Hy Carrier. In Adianc In Mfiifunt, Ashland, . Jarksomlllc, Central I'olut, I'buctOs, Taltnl, UuLd UJI1 and on Hltfliwan: Pally, vlth Sunday, nnlb t .fS Dally, without Sunday, notub 65 Dally, without Sunday, om year f.CO Dally, llh Sunday, om year.. 8.00 All Iff au, casta In adianca. UKMRRK OK TI1R ASSOCIATED PRESS krcflilic Full Ltad Wire Smlca Tha Aoocltlwi Pre It exrluslrvly entitled to the us for publication of all nevi dlipateoH credited lo It or olltcrwisa credited In ttili naper, ml alto to the. local newt niiuibhrd iwein. All rights for puhncalwo w ipeciai hereto ait alo reened. IEMHER QY THE UNITED PRESS A. B. C. arerut drruiatloo for ill Booth fndl OrtixVr 1, l29t 4174. Dally ateraite distribution for ill Bonttag to October lit, litis, til I. Ifvfnt prtu run, 4825. MEMBER MF AUDIT BUREAU UK ClIllUUTlON Admthtnf RrprrMntatltea IL C. MUtiKNHKN A COMPANY Offlcei In New York, Chicago, Detroit, Bao franciMO, U Anceln, Seattle, Portland. Ye Smudge Pot y Arthur Parry A Ni'W Ycm (l30) Will 1)0 on the ciirpft tunmrruw. Llko tho .Democratic party. It Is full of hope and promltip, hut in 60 Uuyn tho now born year will ho uh lu-lploss (18 a Iortluntl hall touin. The inutn thine for Man to do. Id to kei'p ii stiff upper lip. and the Kami! free from hairy fcrowtlm: re wpect for the law of Riavlty. at tho curves, to avoid eatttpultiiiK thru the windshield; and not put too much faith In tho content of the Jur which in nlleRcU to cheer, and moHt certainly devastnten. The pioneer nhennaniKitna, that wore In full force and effect In 1929. will continue in 1930. perhaps more efficiently manipulated, but with the mime general rewultM. J.oiiB llvo tho Hull! C'lllzonn with only a noddiiiR ucquuintunce with hunkn will continue to keep their unontH to the cconomlu erlnU.ttone. Tho Hiioot Is more flexihle. hut Just as durable aa the grindstone. It mli;M help If tho Ri-imlKtoncH were paint ed Home cheery hue. A RitndHtone iM alwayH a prisoii wall uruy. Tho world tomorrow will have a new deck, with tho sumo old dealer. "Dark horaes" aro tmowlnR up for Kovcnior, and moat of tho lot need repainting;. t StrientifU have discovered tho ku11 of a man In a Chinese cavo who, accord tup to tho presa di putchoa. "lived, luinved, J,4i1)0t' worked, and thottKlit ahout 1000, 000 yeara iiko." Thero Ih thin much about It. Tho oriclunl owner, of the nkull never flnhed ml hunt ed, or he' never worked. As a result of tho ndmlniHtro tlon'H battle for a continuance of prosperity, locomotives nro fpIIIiib at about $00,000. Kvery purchaser vt a locomotive will be presented with u dahKorous croKMlng, free. MA N ATT UK KtMHiS MONT (llcppiicr News) ' "Mont Bundy ih In town Sjtturday from the Strawberry neiRhhorhood. He sayn ho has gone out of the weather prophesy business. Some time ago he bet a new hat that It would not rain until February, and si nee then It has ra t n ed nearly three Inches In his part of the country. "Rev. J. fi. Krted of Poise, spoke at the Vreshylerian church Sun day." The Oreat war is over." the Kcv. Fried told his hearer, in an tnspiriiiK nudrw." (Bilker Her ald -Democrat.) The cat tet out of the bK. after everlnMly tried vo haid to keep It from them. That Chicago girT who was was awanled (.9u0 for a kiss is in hard luck. The defendant han t the $i,S0 and no one elne has offered to kb her. (Atlanta Con stitution.) Just try to give It hack. The latest information on the proper way to comb the feminine hair, calls for a brazen exposure of the forehead. This is timely, aa the female knee, via the long clrewtsrs. Is supiHwed to le tnvlMhle. A lady Kith a nrw diamond ring on her left mitt, can sure pick up a head of lettuce and show the lettuce head to great advantage. Aa far as the writer knows and believe, the appended clipping is the first kind word that has been ssid In beha If of carrot sin t hc Anrvals of modern Journalism. It Is from the Augusta (Kan.) Man dard. It will be noted, that w hile the editor Is not exuberant over the glories of carrots, he is courte ous and shows his ''bringing up." The Journalist seems to have heen at that stale of seml-starvatlon characteristic of his craft, and ti the first glow of a filling meal knew not, and cared less, what he wrote. ' The carrot eulogy Is a followa: Va received some very fine and large carrots the other day which warranted a few days showing in our window. One carrot weighed a full pound and the grower had reason to be proud of It and also present it to us. It seems as If our sister made away with the vegetables before w could get them unaacked and on display and they have, been gracing our hum tde table, diced In salads with peaa, and just sliced. After two days on carrot menus we happened to remember that they were not given their public display or write up. Wa ar sorry and assure all our friends that It will not occur In the future. Our sister has had her hands slapped. A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO ALL! POM ..OWING u well eslnl)lilifl custom the Mail-Tiiljuiie is publishing todit.v spcciiil New Your supplement, Kivin;; in pietines iitid text, the liitfli lights of MeiU'tirilK development tlur ill"; the JTIU' just el(isin).'. No iittempt has been mink' to cover the field thoroughly and in detail, as has heen done in our liii'iic special editions in the past. Only new develomeuts during the jtast twelve months have heen featured, such familiar attrac tions as Crater Lake, Diamond Lake, Oregon Caves, the I'acil'ic Hijiliwiiv, etc., Iirinn cliininati'il entirely. Mut we hclieve this condensed resume, which niijilit hi' teriucd a Year lioolt, will prove inlerestin to our readers, and to tin; many outsiders to whom today's issue will he sent. 'T'll'K significant feature (if the section this year is the steady, consistent (;rowth shown, not in any one depart ment, but in all departments. Whether it happens to he in crease in telephone connections, school population, electrical hookups or what-not, the same truth is demonstrated, namely: that M cd ford's growth in nil directions for the past decade has been continuous, has never halted, and promises to continue in this wholesome, substantial fashion in the future. Iay by day in every way Medford trrows liitrji-.T and bciler" that ini(.'ht well be our civic nothing forced or over stimulated, but what is far better for this city and all concerned, the steady, cumulative progress, of natural development and normal h.'allh. So the Mail-Tribune wishes ous New Year. The review of been made, and justifies' tic expectation that this progress will continue (liirini; lit.'M. THE TWO OUTSTANDING 1 rt'vicwiii"; tin- yt'iir JilRt flosrd, vt ln'licvr vo ilcvclopincnt s p .r -.ni.t r;.-, i, , .....,.; r m...i ! are of outstanding iinporlance I'ord's new airport, and second, the selection of Medford hy the Standard Oil Company, as its main distributing point for the en tire Mid-I'aeific territory.. Thanks to the air-mindedness and ujrjrressive leadership of Mayor A. AV. iipes, the new airport was constructed in record time, and largely as a result of the' mayor's personal interest and initiative, the maximum results were obtained, at a mini mum of expense. In many ways Med foul's airport is equal to if not superior to any port of its class between tin Canadian und Mexican lines. - No one doubts the fjreat development of the' immediate fu ture is to be the development of air transportation. This achjeve inent means that in this development Medfnrd's iMMiiihmidinr position is assured. v H TJtK STANDARD OIIj aclitin fnr it ........ , ,. .. I for it means a new and increasing payroll in this city, hut it settles for all time the tuestiou as to whether or not Medford is to b;.! the industrial and commercial center of that vast area, lyiiiK south of Kujrene. and north of -Sacramento, extending from the Pacific Ocean to the Nevada line. No! only is it certain that other oil companies will follow the loatlcrshir) of Stlllltlanl Oil. ami sons but that other industries, (lit the Kllliie. , This is n ti'...,i,.ilm,s f l.i.i.r IVmii il.,". Kl.,,l,,i. ,.!' H,;. iieV I eoniiniled lm'OH IIi unit nt'cuter ment it. definitely murks Jledfoi'd's transition from one of Ihu "hijiifest little eilies on the irons!" lo i or lit-.. i,.s nf tin- "Ini'lier eilies." This may .sound like more booster lalk to some of our ullra-eonsei'vatives. Hut we venture this prediction that before niiother deciulo rolls around if any historical student siiotiiit iuiiien io rem l tins statement, its essential truth will lie j unnecessary. Worse still, it must umniestiouably conceded, and .. material evidence of it 111" abound on every hand. of throat muscle were cut out Mr. Ciiunldo of Omaha has Is lie related to the gamble family that liitiitlatel so manv es- tales . - T hs ni.v l.i. r t,J ..... ,,uin,. Hiinmihii .Mticrirtui i and Kuuli.shmaii aceept one anollin- on a paritv basis ! i War will end soon ,,!. nmrlals ou.rmv ,. r,e lo vi, the fellow, who thinks he is Pattern No. 1. - " - i'llli'Ai;ii. li.- 31. U'l I'hi ii;o to I'leveliini! ill an limit- mull WARSAW tipi Some 1 1 .00 0 K half. rhi lstinas money -orders have ar- -. , , l'lve.1 fit. in Poles In the I'uited The recur.! was s.'t no M-stei'tlav o. . , . . .... . .. , 'Mates after delay due to storms. -.- n .-ii....,.i.-,i r.'KMT pi.uie 'ii . the rniv.-rs.-il Mir line. Irav..llnt; at nn mv.imi:.. of ;os mm on hour carrying 12 PHsspiiKem and two pilots. I'tlots ltny Kortner and t'.ariiett MUTT AND JEFF Mutt Is Perfect By Proxy tevs sue rAT bad I VtiF6 wokit lct mc smoks;! no Moftt CrT HowftV. THe CCUB k ToT I nnoii x. WBt tWfi I iicfANi: jvu. f r. ns o sv BPtPPt rA6 poft BACK DuCSJ NO I 5mV WV "W I IVUITHSUT. r X6M'T MUSTO ' SMS UtobtSft f PCACCJ I XtC. FtlftTlrOGl THg GlRLS vuOfjT I tk& fTsli Ulll I . 6l6 vjP DRiwKlfsjGi Trie LJV BomT: r . i r r. ak.vu.av! rf I iV? JP ATVM 1 r$L I W iff)) cbw fejiyi . 4 l miiiim i ii ,, -jfif , . , ta'.5-j 1 - ..J sJ-iSf-vSid ... . .w v r .TT.'v' ... ivt t r-fWZI(kX 1 slogan. Nothing sensational, everyone u happy mid prosper llrj'.l shows splendid progress has DEVELOPMENTS OF 1929 : first, the construction of Med- is mil only important in itself, .V...n n,;.. i... fur tho same e'mnnollin.r ...... I iiiiuiufiieturors and joliliers will ; ; -w,...,. , s lu'osneril v. In fact, ill our iiidir- lnvn npimiutetl slate liiitmlutor. .....i,.. il.. i ---'--' - - . faitl well, lift the munlciiuil nil- I .. ! on Hie ( levelan.l alr.ort. a:Mi mil' s , ,aay at o::t7 p. in. It was tlu- fastest flight on ree.ir.1 between! he cities on. one of the fastest tii.s turned In by a comuierc a i liner on a recuhii iv s.-i.cii.le.t ' on a l.M.la.l s. 11. dub d S I Tiiles Scnil Vivsents ,titnV j1(m' were for the maximum of I lrlcn Troy and John Tatrirk. originator of th Sally and Ce.-il comedy skit, have Joined KIMi. Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Signed Itltrn pertaining ta personal health and tiyglen, not to dlseau dlagnoiti or treatment, III 1 aittmered by Dr. Brady if a tanned, Mir-addred envelope li eneluaed. Letten ihould be briff and written In Ink. 0ing to lite large number of letters received, only a fe can be aruwerrd here. No reply ran be made to (tuerics out eonfurulnj to k true t lota, Addreu Dr. William toady, In ran of this nevnuaper. Till-: TIN IXKTOU HU'KKT So f;ir iih we know, the appendix thi tousilH and the wisdom teeth have u cKHA'iiliul function uml are of no uhc to mod ern man. Koine ltarliciH who have cIij j im'ti over Into the d r u k 1 e a h healing business h y p o t h esize a function for the appendix it be coinoH the oil can of the ali mentary tract , anil maybe a minority of atlultn over 1T can still show a wisdom tooth or two. tho for all that they don't know what to do with the annoying third molar when they'vo got them, further than to let the deutUt play around with Vtn. Ah for the ton.sils Now 1 Hay (juite frankly don't know- that tho ton.silH have any funclion. nor do we know they haven't. We, of course, means physicians. physioloiHtH, anatomists, scientists, you and I, intelligent folk generally. Tho fdras proinotc4i by ((iiacks, cultisti? and vendorH of mail-onb'r health bunk about this should not detain the sdiHlhle inquirer Ion:. It is not unreasonable lo assume a pha gocytic function In infancy atrJ Olii-lv fhllilhn.wl f..r Ihn Ivimihiilil or adenoid tisHiio conuiowinK the Kreater part of the tonsils and th phuryiiKeal tonsil (called "ade noids" when enlarged , and oc curring again In the wall of the appendix around the opening or moupi of that vestigial remnant of the digestive tube of remoto ancestors. lly "phagocytic func tion" I mean the scavenger func tion of the white blood corpuscles and the cells of lymphoid tissue; such cells ingest and destroy bac teria invading the- tissues. But this function of lymphoid tissue is nt best a feeble excuse for the preservation of these useless struc tures when disease or bacterial invasions have gained a foothold. That the tonsils have no essen tial rune lion in youth or adult hood, Ih no more reason for re moving the tonsils in any case than is the UHelessnvss of the ap- Oi'lliliv ;i inwf eti nun r.. .....,,.! M" n,,tt mmrter. I T,', i"'''' 'y nose and throat specialists, sturgeons and even a minority of regular physicians, do not advise far km, many tonsil operations without just cause or provocation. Am evidence to war rant this assertion, I citw the scl i ntific rci.n.-t or AiUmo i- m. o.. of the findings in pathoio- K''l examinations made on 1000 ! pensaiy or public clinic' in Kansas U'lty. , our ever-ready oiierators. ' . " wn" . .0"''""B f in wholesale lots often on the snali "'K"""i some nurse ar even scliiii.i leai-her, I little tin doc tins) oiiKbt to hung their bends in sham.' ut these statistics. Dr. "cl. li round that 71 tier cent of all these tonsils "had never been! seriously ,,frei te.l." In other words . mine than tw n-tlilrds of all Idealised to slipplyi pure water, or fight llinsil OlieratltlllM 111 llllu Morlo ..-nr., ' l,lililln nn.V f'.t.ill.n ! along with more or less of the tnnll In u.t. nor com of the cases. I The ror-on tin,- not Piv further ( ' u Hf jnyietenoKu of. Coverm)r K(K,seveU of New York Z i J! " a ,KS PP,T HkB JS0O.OO0 for more prison, and U m T, ,i , " i.erKency appropriation of fl, j V1'.1 P''fons of throat ihumcIc it i;l(MHinno ; ...s ... ovxii'iin i Mill in- fill. I lit' sure jiirii wnnt lie Is or. is not re- m"vl"c- V pertinent reiiiiirk at the clone sif -.in..ft t .. ... ... i. .! 1 1?" ""'H'1- -y rriml-j ..whvn te've.-!,r pairs f tonsils i""19 ,,re ,np, niosvinmneious. ikin-j wort. r..i.v,.,l ih- - .I., i-. from different members of the seme lamuy. one pair usually bore evidence of Infection .,., lvl r , ,.,, and the i,i ivn,.v. .vi .x... . ... XoHicr's'iTiieily l Mi.tlu-r." , , rxp,.t.tllllt ,olWr ,, j i ,,, k.., ,,. ...,., ,., , . ' constnni tear of i ,,,, ,. my lm,thl,r . who tells Oie 1 11 never live through It. . . . 1 MlS. J. A. ! Answer She's a hard hearted uv a holdup. ' inotber. Send a slumped enve-j ' ' -4 bie bcai-fiig your address, fori New York also learns that an-1 some instruction and advice for jollier Judge promoted advertising. . .vpectunt mother. Hngago your legal and other. In a publication1 physician, and leave It to the doc-! that bad no real existence, whs! tor to warn you If there is any! never printed. reason to unlit (pale peril. Your The ininginary manager of tltei lumber ought to be ashamed of . imaginary manual. Hssessed of a I tier coiulu. t. I police record, was once discharged IS TOl'lili ) Till-; TONSILS Iriah llccp Hands. I am often embarrassed because my hands arc so clammy. Is there anything 1 can do for this? A. it. Answer Send stamped envelope bearing your address and repeat your tiuestlon. IVcdliig Hie Bimbo. Is it advisable for a mother to waken an infant out of u sound sleep late at night and early In the morning to feed him, accord ing to schedule? M.- JJ. Answer As a rule, no. But Boinellmes it may be necessary In special circumstances. A baby 0 months old ordinarily requires no feeding between 10 p. in. and 6 n. m. Anemia Should Suggest What Have You. I have anemia and I also have a lot of bolls. Uiph anemia cause these boils? Is there a euro for anemia? Can any, one contract T. I. from this weakness? My chest bothers me a lot ... K. W. B. Answer No. But in any case of anemia the wise course Is to try to discover what Is causing the anemia. Tuberculosis Is a common cause. But don't fool along with it. do to a good doc tor and let him determine hy proper examination what ails you. Don't tell him you'ro anemic. That's for your doctor to consider. (Copyright John F. JMUe Co.) Brisbane'sToday (Continued from Page One) iiinoiifr children the death rule from alt'dliolism is liijihor, and iirri'sts for drunkenness in llliS were most numerous since 1014. n Prohibition is here because it is in the constitution and there it will outlast any now living. Juno Addams says "a great num ber nf vniinir neotilo are drinking I from a sense of bravado." It may bo bravado, but that will not help the young people's kid neys, brains, or character, unfortu nately. The question lor the people is "What can he done about it V Thomas Jefferson told the legis lature of Virginia, giving a letter of introduction for an Hnglish brewer, that he thought light beer and wine the only means of com batting whiskey. That idea has been abandoned. India seeks absolute self govern ment, suggesting refusal to pay Uaxes, a situation that worries Brit Ain'R labor governnienl. In chare , of India, among other Imperial de- IHUS. If the nell'iiicaning .Muhalina tihnrfili has his way India will learn a lesson. Taxes collected by rajahs, or overnight dictators, would NOT be There is a fertile field for sow-i it.K Russian irop;ii:amlu, only more than 2.Ht.tHu,oH) of the 3u0.onn,voo inhabitants of India wouldn't know I wnat tIie Russians were Uilkinsi about- . . . tor young criminals, all und?r -I.I instead of locking them up wilh ! hi" urn vr i in in him, in icm 11 i iich .int., usri omi f.eiiriu.. ri. vii I to murder. They need simcial treat- j ment. which should includo Home (years of hard work, avoided when I they tiHik up crime as an alterna tive. TUo ,.,, rtW York ding " o 1 1 I J ' ' "s ""lul"" 111 l"iaic ten phone list tho number of the l is- ,lllRUls,e,, Jml(.e who8e welrom0 h.imo dinner -ns niton. In.l l,v mnnv u-ell Iftiou-n f-ritiiinulu niwl onllvenoil MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE Acnos 1. Tomorrow'! Br.rtlnit 13. PlBliorutc lolo U. Knirrnvo with clu mruln II. link, rmdj IC lllniln no Man's gurmfnt I. Coronas point li. Onlalilvt iir.lli 50. Jlntlirmatlcul function !3. I'roiiuun 2-1. I'l.rco 2S. Srotvli rlrer SR. J.ow trnlttr !. l'erlnliilUG lo ohmlnni 'i ' 51. t'oarteon. a, on. ntio mlmle a. k.i b. it . t;. Ktniilojr tin. Learning1 40. Kalul.. 41. Hun. an-njr li. Mrtrlc luuil mciiKUres ii, hlrulKlit two. rilirvfl .word 4ll. l'roihet SI. In .pit. oft ref. spel. U. Ilrjr &i. Vprftntil.. ill. Fell lorry for Solution of Yesterday'! Puzzle scraipIL Jn1orse "c a M p fe rLIw o li a n d A vIaL A B A MkJfJo I jAOSTO lTeIIpot e4.RAllE wjEC 4LPS T i osJlJTdIi OQ SfJ p oil ajrUpU r. I telj olo rJEnMe)CfE p b m a wIaPb p rn eOaIr a" n eDMp nMa nWBt r E L o1 1 sIejILI I L L I E HTlgtu..nlnrrlgis Arrordlnf to raft 5. Hmffs t3. TrutiKmlt IMIWX 1. Ilrtnlls i. Tukln Inlo rutotly 3. Dessert 4. Soft food i. II Ull.ll 6. llur.i'lTci SI. : , mi,..l I"3 P T I TS U IT T5 P? IO " ; A:- 2 " ! ..,.".. yj. 7 ' ', '7 . ii 'f :,.. so a ,:,... ...' ,. US f 25 24 3S -t I zf 3i , , 21 jo " T Ti" 3; '" ... 5T 33" 3S 5S ,,. -v .; yj 33 I ( ' 55 ' 40 4l 4i 4i ;.. 44 4S 4i. 47 4 i, ', . ..' j?" 3 '" Ti ....:' '. s ' .' 33 54 ' li SU S"7 ' , : 3? bo ' Ti I ' ' ' ' I I I I I I by the kind judge that supplied advertising to tho manual. Shakespeare might have put all that ill his highly imaginative play, "The Tempest." 4-4 You have, gentle reader, about 1 1 n.3U5,i'.iy American brothers and sisters. The Uurcau of Kconomic He search puts our population at 11'., SUG.OOO, including you. We have increased 1 MilW.nftO in ten years, while keeping out, large ly, the "unfit Kuropean population that breeds crime." nccording to advocate's of restricted immigra tion. Hut we have Bot kept out crime itself. We have plenty of that. Quill Points Yon can't expect people In feel unusually ritzhtcous mi Sumiay nun n ins since they learned to take a hath every niKht. If poverty causes theft, why do the swell hotels make their room rate hifih enough to cover towei shortage? Automobiles may be almost as deadly a.s war, but they don't make you salute all day and sc hatch all uisht. Now if the Carnegie Foundation would investigate tennis and golf. It might work mil u good definition of "amateur.- Senators may seem autoc-atic when they deuy some tnan a seal, but you've got lo admit they put up with n lot. The moderns do more pet ting, perhaps, but that doesn't indicate, a decrease of modesty. It may be caused by the de crease of pins. Still. Mr. Ford, if everybody made $S a day, who would buy flivvers? Parachute men say that have no sensation of falling If they don't nottce how much lower they are. Apparently something like the "up per class" law breaker. Kvery woman urged by n 'so- 10. Ilrnd rnrerlns SI. Kutfineerlnff di-icree ti. Hale on wlilcb New Vears falls it. Two: prelis it. IValrrlnir plnef Nliorl lor u khiil of dog i, lluierai:e Sn. Hardened 33. A ii t Ii f r of Tlie Ha i en" 31. Ileliiro 3i. 'I'll I Nil 3. t'nniuis point 41. ralillr rar rlen abdr. ii. nine 43. Ancient Jsw lli Illicit lirlels'. gar JHMIIS 4.".. I.Ike ' 48. Uaraers 47. Iluropean flnrli fill. Cereniiiiiy ii. The kind of year 11130 will he .11. 1'rrlkh Ao. rroniiun &7. Nnllve melul SS. hl-li r of rliarlly sn. ConiparntlTe sunu 7. Woril 'of con (i'iit 8. I.reek letters 11. I'nimenl 10. Hirer lii Ger many 'I'lie klnit of year li'J will Minn lio What Is nflrn niiule tnnior row II, clal superior" to do her Christian ' duty must enjoy the way Russia 'talks to Uncle Sam. . I Americanism: Suffering long in j frenzied silence because we lack . the nerve to complain about the neighbor's cornet; exploding at I last and passing a law to hang all I cornet players. If the bravest ate the tenderest, the steer wliose loin we had for dinner met a sade fate. A jack rabbit ehased him to death. The merchant may exchange presents, but what a disappoint ment to bo offered a $3.75 article for one clearly marked 15. . So live that you won't shud der when the baggage man gets rough with your suit case. The liquid that makes people blurt out tha facts is called ' truth serum." Another one is called hooch. ! Happy thought! Maybe Hig Hus j iness won't stand for another war iwheu it tills other countries wmi '; factories that could be contiscaiea. Correct this sentence: "Sho spits j fire wlien anybody says tho hus j band should be boss, ' remarked ; the gossip, "hut tine's an hVal ; housewife herself." I Hoover Gives Toys WASHINGTON. The Orllz Kubio children have pleasing me jmentoes of their visit. The daugh ter and two sons of .Mexico's presi 1 dent-elect as well as those of Am j hassador Telleb, received glass toys from President Hoover's own I bands. t Horsemen Kindly NEW YO 11 K . (P K. .1. Tran ter, who lor -7 years has auctioned race horses, is convinced that horses wheedle away what is mean in a man and bring out all that Is good. Ho has had only two bad checks from horsemen, and they were for small amounts. An innovation in radio programs Is the NlC "staff conference." Those who do not regularly appear before the microphone are fea tured. It goes over the f Pacii'ic roast chain. By BUD FISHER Do Yon Remember? TKX YK.AltS Afil) TODAY (From files' of tho Mull Tribune.) DisllilKl-.!!. 1919. liurK'iii'H entor a nlozon Alodforil stolen, anil rub till" of about 1C. I'M hi. (iiiro heard the burglars tryinu the baek door of tho groc ery store, but thousht llttlo of It. The 1'nlvernlty of Oregon fool bull team ready for clash with Harvard at the Huso ISowl, Pasa dena. i....i.'..'.. emintv Hiiorismen do. maud closing of Koguo river, after 1 veto of bill passed by the legisla ture. Herbert K. H n n a Is named chairman'e.f a committee of Jack sonville citizens 'to secure bettor street car service from this city. Fair weather is promised for to morrow, New Year's. Grants Pass announces its offic ial slogan: "It's tho Climate." Mail Tribune announces It will Issue no paper New Year's day. but will post bulletins of tho Harvard-Oregon football game, in which thero is much local Interest. TWKXTY YKAHS MiO TODAY (From files of tho Mall Tribune.) DccciiilH-i- SI, 10. Fruitgrowers from tho "summit of the Siskiyous to tho gorge of the Itogue" meet In the horticul tural room of the Hasklns building and form a Horticultural Union, l'rof. 1'. J. O'Oara delivered tho principal address. After January 1, W09, all busi ness of the Pacific & Kastern rail way will be handled at tho South ern Pacific depot, under tho guid ance of th. genial A. S. Itoscn baum. The Crater Lake road case is before the supreme court. Kn joiument of funds voted by the legislature .is sought by a Salem attorney fur an eastern Oregon resident. School census shows Ashland has Hill pupils. A ringing editorial captioned "The Jawbone of An Ass," round ly scores the Portland Oregoniatl for opposing the formation of the proposed new state of Sisklyous. II. D. P.eed of Ciuld Hill attend ed the presentation of "The Alas kan" at the Medford theater last night. T1IK BABY YKAK By .Mary raham Bonner. "Doceniber ouht to be hero onj minute now," they said. The Utile Black Clock explain ed that he had only turned tho time back just a little bit so they could have r.' longer time l.i this Interesting plico where tha Months and Day.- and Years lived, "Yes, they re peated, ''Decem ber ought to bo here any minute. Then the Baby New Year can start on his trav brave and m ready to str.rt off sum all alone." The I la by came itlong then. Ilo seemed very young, it whs true, but appeared to have u great deal of stnnuth in his little legs and arms, lie would grow very quick ly, they thought. Ho could hardly wait. He want ed so much to go on his adven tures. After that time ho would be all ready to come back and .loin the others again. But each Ycsir loved Its 52 weeks of adven tures. "Home people used to think wo were foolish to let a little New Year out Into the world as we did. but wo didn't think so." one of the .Months was saying. Hut he did not get vary far In his conversation." A great nolle was heard. December was on his way home. And now the T,ittia New Year was being carried along by tho Mon'h of January and tho Day Wednes day. "Just as soon as It's midnight he'd go hy himself." they told John and Feggy. And now they were all waving their caps In the air, they were all dancing and shouting and crying. "Happy, happy New Year. Hap py, happy New Year," Peggy and John looked around for the Hatty. But he had gone! The New Year had begun his ad ventui e.s! TIoh-mIh) 'Fin 'pint v. INSURANCE Ffrst Insurance Agency A. L. HILL, Msngr Phons 10S SO N. Central Msdford, Orsgen