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Admthtnf RrprrMntatltea
IL C. MUtiKNHKN A COMPANY
Offlcei In New York, Chicago, Detroit, Bao
franciMO, U Anceln, Seattle, Portland.
Ye Smudge Pot
y Arthur Parry
A Ni'W Ycm (l30) Will 1)0 on
the ciirpft tunmrruw. Llko tho
.Democratic party. It Is full of hope
and promltip, hut in 60 Uuyn tho
now born year will ho uh lu-lploss
(18 a Iortluntl hall touin. The
inutn thine for Man to do. Id to
kei'p ii stiff upper lip. and the
Kami! free from hairy fcrowtlm: re
wpect for the law of Riavlty. at tho
curves, to avoid eatttpultiiiK thru
the windshield; and not put too
much faith In tho content of the
Jur which in nlleRcU to cheer, and
moHt certainly devastnten. The
pioneer nhennaniKitna, that wore In
full force and effect In 1929. will
continue in 1930. perhaps more
efficiently manipulated, but with
the mime general rewultM. J.oiiB
llvo tho Hull! C'lllzonn with only
a noddiiiR ucquuintunce with hunkn
will continue to keep their unontH
to the cconomlu erlnU.ttone. Tho
Hiioot Is more flexihle. hut Just as
durable aa the grindstone. It mli;M
help If tho Ri-imlKtoncH were paint
ed Home cheery hue. A RitndHtone
iM alwayH a prisoii wall uruy. Tho
world tomorrow will have a new
deck, with tho sumo old dealer.
"Dark horaes" aro tmowlnR up
for Kovcnior, and moat of tho lot
need repainting;. t
StrientifU have discovered tho
ku11 of a man In a Chinese cavo
who, accord tup to tho presa di
putchoa. "lived, luinved, J,4i1)0t'
worked, and thottKlit ahout 1000,
000 yeara iiko." Thero Ih thin
much about It. Tho oriclunl owner,
of the nkull never flnhed ml hunt
ed, or he' never worked.
As a result of tho ndmlniHtro
tlon'H battle for a continuance of
prosperity, locomotives nro fpIIIiib
at about $00,000. Kvery purchaser
vt a locomotive will be presented
with u dahKorous croKMlng, free.
MA N ATT UK KtMHiS MONT
(llcppiicr News)
' "Mont Bundy ih In town
Sjtturday from the Strawberry
neiRhhorhood. He sayn ho has
gone out of the weather
prophesy business. Some time
ago he bet a new hat that It
would not rain until February,
and si nee then It has ra t n ed
nearly three Inches In his part
of the country.
"Rev. J. fi. Krted of Poise, spoke
at the Vreshylerian church Sun
day." The Oreat war is over." the
Kcv. Fried told his hearer, in an
tnspiriiiK nudrw." (Bilker Her
ald -Democrat.) The cat tet out of
the bK. after everlnMly tried vo
haid to keep It from them.
That Chicago girT who was
was awanled (.9u0 for a kiss is
in hard luck. The defendant han t
the $i,S0 and no one elne has
offered to kb her. (Atlanta Con
stitution.) Just try to give It hack.
The latest information on the
proper way to comb the feminine
hair, calls for a brazen exposure
of the forehead. This is timely, aa
the female knee, via the long
clrewtsrs. Is supiHwed to le tnvlMhle.
A lady Kith a nrw diamond ring
on her left mitt, can sure pick up
a head of lettuce and show the
lettuce head to great advantage.
Aa far as the writer knows and
believe, the appended clipping is
the first kind word that has been
ssid In beha If of carrot sin t hc
Anrvals of modern Journalism. It
Is from the Augusta (Kan.) Man
dard. It will be noted, that w hile
the editor Is not exuberant over
the glories of carrots, he is courte
ous and shows his ''bringing up."
The Journalist seems to have heen
at that stale of seml-starvatlon
characteristic of his craft, and ti
the first glow of a filling meal
knew not, and cared less, what he
wrote. '
The carrot eulogy Is a followa:
Va received some very fine and
large carrots the other day which
warranted a few days showing in
our window. One carrot weighed
a full pound and the grower had
reason to be proud of It and also
present it to us. It seems as If
our sister made away with the
vegetables before w could get
them unaacked and on display and
they have, been gracing our hum
tde table, diced In salads with
peaa, and just sliced. After two
days on carrot menus we happened
to remember that they were not
given their public display or write
up. Wa ar sorry and assure all
our friends that It will not occur In
the future. Our sister has had her
hands slapped.
A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO ALL!
POM ..OWING u well eslnl)lilifl custom the Mail-Tiiljuiie is
publishing todit.v spcciiil New Your supplement, Kivin;; in
pietines iitid text, the liitfli lights of MeiU'tirilK development tlur
ill"; the JTIU' just el(isin).'. No iittempt has been mink' to cover
the field thoroughly and in detail, as has heen done in our liii'iic
special editions in the past. Only new develomeuts during the
jtast twelve months have heen featured, such familiar attrac
tions as Crater Lake, Diamond Lake, Oregon Caves, the I'acil'ic
Hijiliwiiv, etc., Iirinn cliininati'il entirely.
Mut we hclieve this condensed resume, which niijilit hi' teriucd
a Year lioolt, will prove inlerestin to our readers, and to tin;
many outsiders to whom today's issue will he sent.
'T'll'K significant feature (if the section this year is the
steady, consistent (;rowth shown, not in any one depart
ment, but in all departments. Whether it happens to he in
crease in telephone connections, school population, electrical
hookups or what-not, the same truth is demonstrated, namely:
that M cd ford's growth in nil directions for the past decade has
been continuous, has never halted, and promises to continue in
this wholesome, substantial fashion in the future.
Iay by day in every way Medford trrows liitrji-.T and bciler"
that ini(.'ht well be our civic
nothing forced or over stimulated, but what is far better for
this city and all concerned, the steady, cumulative progress, of
natural development and normal h.'allh.
So the Mail-Tribune wishes
ous New Year. The review of
been made, and justifies' tic expectation that this progress will
continue (liirini; lit.'M.
THE TWO OUTSTANDING
1 rt'vicwiii"; tin- yt'iir JilRt flosrd, vt ln'licvr vo ilcvclopincnt s
p .r -.ni.t r;.-, i, , .....,.; r m...i !
are of outstanding iinporlance
I'ord's new airport, and second, the selection of Medford hy the
Standard Oil Company, as its main distributing point for the en
tire Mid-I'aeific territory..
Thanks to the air-mindedness and ujrjrressive leadership of
Mayor A. AV. iipes, the new airport was constructed in record
time, and largely as a result of the' mayor's personal interest
and initiative, the maximum results were obtained, at a mini
mum of expense. In many ways Med foul's airport is equal to
if not superior to any port of its class between tin Canadian
und Mexican lines. -
No one doubts the fjreat development of the' immediate fu
ture is to be the development of air transportation. This achjeve
inent means that in this development Medfnrd's iMMiiihmidinr
position is assured. v H
TJtK STANDARD OIIj aclitin
fnr it ........ , ,. .. I
for it means a new and increasing payroll in this city, hut
it settles for all time the tuestiou as to whether or not Medford
is to b;.! the industrial and commercial center of that vast area,
lyiiiK south of Kujrene. and north of -Sacramento, extending from
the Pacific Ocean to the Nevada line.
No! only is it certain that other oil companies will follow the
loatlcrshir) of Stlllltlanl Oil. ami
sons but that other industries,
(lit the Kllliie.
, This is n ti'...,i,.ilm,s f l.i.i.r IVmii il.,". Kl.,,l,,i. ,.!' H,;. iieV I
eoniiniled lm'OH IIi unit nt'cuter
ment it. definitely murks Jledfoi'd's transition from one of Ihu
"hijiifest little eilies on the irons!" lo i or lit-.. i,.s nf tin-
"Ini'lier eilies." This may .sound like more booster lalk to some
of our ullra-eonsei'vatives. Hut we venture this prediction
that before niiother deciulo rolls around if any historical student
siiotiiit iuiiien io rem l tins statement, its essential truth will lie j unnecessary. Worse still, it must
umniestiouably conceded, and .. material evidence of it 111"
abound on every hand. of throat muscle were cut out
Mr. Ciiunldo of Omaha has
Is lie related to the gamble family that liitiitlatel so manv es-
tales
. -
T hs ni.v l.i. r t,J
..... ,,uin,. Hiinmihii .Mticrirtui i
and Kuuli.shmaii aceept one anollin- on a paritv basis !
i
War will end soon ,,!. nmrlals ou.rmv ,. r,e lo vi,
the fellow, who thinks he is Pattern No. 1.
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i'llli'Ai;ii. li.-
31. U'l I'hi
ii;o to I'leveliini! ill an limit- mull WARSAW tipi Some 1 1 .00 0
K half. rhi lstinas money -orders have ar-
-. , , l'lve.1 fit. in Poles In the I'uited
The recur.! was s.'t no M-stei'tlav o. . , . .
.... . .. , 'Mates after delay due to storms.
-.- n .-ii....,.i.-,i r.'KMT pi.uie 'ii .
the rniv.-rs.-il Mir line. Irav..llnt;
at nn mv.imi:.. of ;os mm on hour
carrying 12 PHsspiiKem and two
pilots.
I'tlots ltny Kortner and t'.ariiett
MUTT AND JEFF Mutt Is Perfect By Proxy
tevs sue rAT bad I VtiF6 wokit lct mc smoks;! no Moftt CrT HowftV. THe CCUB k ToT
I nnoii x. WBt tWfi I iicfANi: jvu. f r. ns o sv BPtPPt rA6 poft BACK DuCSJ NO I 5mV WV "W I
IVUITHSUT. r X6M'T MUSTO ' SMS UtobtSft f PCACCJ I XtC. FtlftTlrOGl THg GlRLS vuOfjT I tk& fTsli Ulll I
. 6l6 vjP DRiwKlfsjGi Trie LJV BomT: r . i r r. ak.vu.av! rf I iV? JP ATVM 1
r$L I W iff)) cbw fejiyi . 4
l miiiim i ii ,, -jfif , . , ta'.5-j 1 - ..J sJ-iSf-vSid ... . .w v r .TT.'v' ... ivt t r-fWZI(kX 1
slogan. Nothing sensational,
everyone u happy mid prosper
llrj'.l shows splendid progress has
DEVELOPMENTS OF 1929
: first, the construction of Med-
is mil only important in itself,
.V...n n,;.. i...
fur tho same e'mnnollin.r ...... I
iiiiuiufiieturors and joliliers will
; ; -w,...,.
, s
lu'osneril v. In fact, ill our iiidir-
lnvn npimiutetl slate liiitmlutor.
.....i,.. il.. i
---'--' - - .
faitl well, lift the munlciiuil nil-
I .. !
on Hie ( levelan.l alr.ort. a:Mi mil' s ,
,aay at o::t7 p. in. It was tlu-
fastest flight on ree.ir.1 between!
he cities on. one of the fastest
tii.s turned In by a comuierc a i
liner on a recuhii iv s.-i.cii.le.t '
on a l.M.la.l s. 11. dub d
S I
Tiiles Scnil Vivsents
,titnV
j1(m'
were for the maximum of
I lrlcn Troy and John Tatrirk.
originator of th Sally and Ce.-il
comedy skit, have Joined KIMi.
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
Signed Itltrn pertaining ta personal health and tiyglen, not to dlseau dlagnoiti or treatment,
III 1 aittmered by Dr. Brady if a tanned, Mir-addred envelope li eneluaed. Letten ihould be
briff and written In Ink. 0ing to lite large number of letters received, only a fe can be aruwerrd
here. No reply ran be made to (tuerics out eonfurulnj to k true t lota, Addreu Dr. William toady,
In ran of this nevnuaper.
Till-: TIN IXKTOU HU'KKT
So f;ir iih we know, the appendix
thi tousilH and the wisdom teeth
have u cKHA'iiliul function uml are
of no uhc to mod
ern man. Koine
ltarliciH who have
cIij j im'ti over Into
the d r u k 1 e a h
healing business
h y p o t h esize a
function for the
appendix it be
coinoH the oil
can of the ali
mentary tract ,
anil maybe a minority of atlultn
over 1T can still show a wisdom
tooth or two. tho for all that
they don't know what to do with
the annoying third molar when
they'vo got them, further than to
let the deutUt play around with
Vtn. Ah for the ton.sils
Now 1 Hay (juite frankly
don't know- that tho ton.silH have
any funclion. nor do we know
they haven't. We, of course,
means physicians. physioloiHtH,
anatomists, scientists, you and I,
intelligent folk generally. Tho
fdras proinotc4i by ((iiacks, cultisti?
and vendorH of mail-onb'r health
bunk about this should not detain
the sdiHlhle inquirer Ion:. It is
not unreasonable lo assume a pha
gocytic function In infancy atrJ
Olii-lv fhllilhn.wl f..r Ihn Ivimihiilil
or adenoid tisHiio conuiowinK the
Kreater part of the tonsils and
th phuryiiKeal tonsil (called "ade
noids" when enlarged , and oc
curring again In the wall of the
appendix around the opening or
moupi of that vestigial remnant
of the digestive tube of remoto
ancestors. lly "phagocytic func
tion" I mean the scavenger func
tion of the white blood corpuscles
and the cells of lymphoid tissue;
such cells ingest and destroy bac
teria invading the- tissues. But
this function of lymphoid tissue
is nt best a feeble excuse for the
preservation of these useless struc
tures when disease or bacterial
invasions have gained a foothold.
That the tonsils have no essen
tial rune lion in youth or adult
hood, Ih no more reason for re
moving the tonsils in any case
than is the UHelessnvss of the ap-
Oi'lliliv ;i inwf eti nun r.. .....,,.!
M" n,,tt mmrter.
I T,', i"'''' 'y nose and throat
specialists, sturgeons and even a
minority of regular physicians, do
not advise far km, many tonsil
operations without just cause or
provocation. Am evidence to war
rant this assertion, I citw the scl
i ntific rci.n.-t or AiUmo i-
m. o.. of the findings in pathoio-
K''l examinations made on 1000
! pensaiy or public clinic' in Kansas
U'lty. , our ever-ready oiierators.
' . " wn" . .0"''""B f
in wholesale lots often on the snali
"'K"""i some nurse ar even
scliiii.i leai-her, I little tin doc
tins) oiiKbt to hung their bends in
sham.' ut these statistics. Dr.
"cl. li round that 71 tier cent of
all these tonsils "had never been!
seriously ,,frei te.l." In other words .
mine than tw n-tlilrds of all Idealised to slipplyi pure water, or fight
llinsil OlieratltlllM 111 llllu Morlo ..-nr., ' l,lililln nn.V f'.t.ill.n !
along with more or less of the
tnnll In u.t. nor com of the cases. I
The ror-on tin,- not Piv further
( ' u Hf jnyietenoKu of. Coverm)r K(K,seveU of New York
Z i J! " a ,KS PP,T HkB JS0O.OO0 for more prison, and
U m T, ,i , " i.erKency appropriation of fl,
j V1'.1 P''fons of throat ihumcIc it i;l(MHinno ;
...s ... ovxii'iin i Mill in- fill. I lit'
sure jiirii wnnt lie Is or. is not re-
m"vl"c-
V pertinent reiiiiirk at the clone
sif -.in..ft t .. ... ... i. .! 1
1?" ""'H'1- -y rriml-j
..whvn te've.-!,r pairs f tonsils i""19 ,,re ,np, niosvinmneious. ikin-j
wort. r..i.v,.,l ih- - .I., i-.
from different members of the
seme lamuy. one pair usually bore
evidence of Infection
.,., lvl r , ,.,,
and the
i,i ivn,.v. .vi .x... . ...
XoHicr's'iTiieily l Mi.tlu-r."
, , rxp,.t.tllllt ,olWr ,, j
i ,,, k.., ,,. ...,., ,.,
, . ' constnni tear of i
,,,, ,. my lm,thl,r . who tells
Oie 1 11 never live through It. . . . 1
MlS. J. A. !
Answer She's a hard hearted uv a holdup. '
inotber. Send a slumped enve-j ' ' -4
bie bcai-fiig your address, fori New York also learns that an-1
some instruction and advice for jollier Judge promoted advertising.
. .vpectunt mother. Hngago your legal and other. In a publication1
physician, and leave It to the doc-! that bad no real existence, whs!
tor to warn you If there is any! never printed.
reason to unlit (pale peril. Your The ininginary manager of tltei
lumber ought to be ashamed of . imaginary manual. Hssessed of a I
tier coiulu. t. I police record, was once discharged
IS TOl'lili ) Till-; TONSILS
Iriah llccp Hands.
I am often embarrassed because
my hands arc so clammy. Is there
anything 1 can do for this?
A. it.
Answer Send stamped envelope
bearing your address and repeat
your tiuestlon.
IVcdliig Hie Bimbo.
Is it advisable for a mother to
waken an infant out of u sound
sleep late at night and early In
the morning to feed him, accord
ing to schedule? M.- JJ.
Answer As a rule, no. But
Boinellmes it may be necessary
In special circumstances. A baby
0 months old ordinarily requires
no feeding between 10 p. in. and
6 n. m.
Anemia Should Suggest What
Have You.
I have anemia and I also have
a lot of bolls. Uiph anemia cause
these boils? Is there a euro for
anemia? Can any, one contract
T. I. from this weakness? My
chest bothers me a lot ...
K. W. B.
Answer No. But in any case
of anemia the wise course Is to
try to discover what Is causing
the anemia. Tuberculosis Is a
common cause. But don't fool
along with it. do to a good doc
tor and let him determine hy
proper examination what ails you.
Don't tell him you'ro anemic.
That's for your doctor to consider.
(Copyright John F. JMUe Co.)
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued from Page One)
iiinoiifr children the death rule
from alt'dliolism is liijihor, and
iirri'sts for drunkenness in llliS
were most numerous since 1014.
n
Prohibition is here because it is
in the constitution and there it will
outlast any now living.
Juno Addams says "a great num
ber nf vniinir neotilo are drinking
I from a sense of bravado."
It may bo bravado, but that will
not help the young people's kid
neys, brains, or character, unfortu
nately. The question lor the people is
"What can he done about it V
Thomas Jefferson told the legis
lature of Virginia, giving a letter
of introduction for an Hnglish
brewer, that he thought light beer
and wine the only means of com
batting whiskey.
That idea has been abandoned.
India seeks absolute self govern
ment, suggesting refusal to pay
Uaxes, a situation that worries Brit
Ain'R labor governnienl. In chare ,
of India, among other Imperial de-
IHUS.
If the nell'iiicaning .Muhalina
tihnrfili has his way India will
learn a lesson.
Taxes collected by rajahs, or
overnight dictators, would NOT be
There is a fertile field for sow-i
it.K Russian irop;ii:amlu, only more
than 2.Ht.tHu,oH) of the 3u0.onn,voo
inhabitants of India wouldn't know I
wnat tIie Russians were Uilkinsi
about-
. . .
tor young criminals, all und?r -I.I
instead of locking them up wilh !
hi" urn vr i in in him, in icm 11 i iich
.int., usri omi f.eiiriu.. ri. vii
I to murder. They need simcial treat-
j ment. which should includo Home
(years of hard work, avoided when
I they tiHik up crime as an alterna
tive.
TUo ,.,, rtW York ding
" o 1 1 I J '
' "s ""lul"" 111 l"iaic ten
phone list tho number of the l is-
,lllRUls,e,, Jml(.e who8e welrom0
h.imo dinner -ns niton. In.l l,v mnnv
u-ell Iftiou-n f-ritiiinulu niwl onllvenoil
MAIL TRIBUNE
DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
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function
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ref. spel.
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ill. Fell lorry for
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by the kind judge that supplied
advertising to tho manual.
Shakespeare might have put all
that ill his highly imaginative play,
"The Tempest."
4-4
You have, gentle reader, about
1 1 n.3U5,i'.iy American brothers and
sisters.
The Uurcau of Kconomic He
search puts our population at 11'.,
SUG.OOO, including you.
We have increased 1 MilW.nftO in
ten years, while keeping out, large
ly, the "unfit Kuropean population
that breeds crime." nccording to
advocate's of restricted immigra
tion. Hut we have Bot kept out crime
itself. We have plenty of that.
Quill Points
Yon can't expect people In feel
unusually ritzhtcous mi Sumiay
nun n ins since they learned to take
a hath every niKht.
If poverty causes theft, why do
the swell hotels make their room
rate hifih enough to cover towei
shortage?
Automobiles may be almost as
deadly a.s war, but they don't make
you salute all day and sc hatch all
uisht.
Now if the Carnegie Foundation
would investigate tennis and golf.
It might work mil u good definition
of "amateur.-
Senators may seem autoc-atic
when they deuy some tnan a seal,
but you've got lo admit they put
up with n lot.
The moderns do more pet
ting, perhaps, but that doesn't
indicate, a decrease of modesty.
It may be caused by the de
crease of pins.
Still. Mr. Ford, if everybody made
$S a day, who would buy flivvers?
Parachute men say that have no
sensation of falling If they don't
nottce how much lower they are.
Apparently something like the "up
per class" law breaker.
Kvery woman urged by n 'so-
10. Ilrnd rnrerlns
SI. Kutfineerlnff
di-icree
ti. Hale on wlilcb
New Vears
falls
it.
Two: prelis
it.
IValrrlnir plnef
Nliorl lor u
khiil of dog
i, lluierai:e
Sn. Hardened
33. A ii t Ii f r of
Tlie Ha i en"
31. Ileliiro
3i. 'I'll I Nil
3. t'nniuis point
41. ralillr rar
rlen abdr.
ii. nine
43. Ancient Jsw
lli Illicit
lirlels'. gar
JHMIIS
4.".. I.Ike '
48. Uaraers
47. Iluropean flnrli
fill. Cereniiiiiy
ii. The kind of
year 11130 will
he
.11. 1'rrlkh
Ao. rroniiun
&7. Nnllve melul
SS. hl-li r of
rliarlly
sn. ConiparntlTe
sunu
7. Woril 'of con
(i'iit 8. I.reek letters
11. I'nimenl
10. Hirer lii Ger
many
'I'lie klnit of
year li'J will
Minn lio
What Is nflrn
niiule tnnior
row
II,
clal superior" to do her Christian
' duty must enjoy the way Russia
'talks to Uncle Sam. .
I Americanism: Suffering long in
j frenzied silence because we lack
. the nerve to complain about the
neighbor's cornet; exploding at
I last and passing a law to hang all
I cornet players.
If the bravest ate the tenderest,
the steer wliose loin we had for
dinner met a sade fate. A jack
rabbit ehased him to death.
The merchant may exchange
presents, but what a disappoint
ment to bo offered a $3.75 article
for one clearly marked 15. .
So live that you won't shud
der when the baggage man
gets rough with your suit case.
The liquid that makes people
blurt out tha facts is called ' truth
serum." Another one is called
hooch.
! Happy thought! Maybe Hig Hus
j iness won't stand for another war
iwheu it tills other countries wmi
'; factories that could be contiscaiea.
Correct this sentence: "Sho spits
j fire wlien anybody says tho hus
j band should be boss, ' remarked
; the gossip, "hut tine's an hVal
; housewife herself."
I Hoover Gives Toys
WASHINGTON. The Orllz
Kubio children have pleasing me
jmentoes of their visit. The daugh
ter and two sons of .Mexico's presi
1 dent-elect as well as those of Am
j hassador Telleb, received glass toys
from President Hoover's own
I bands.
t Horsemen Kindly
NEW YO 11 K . (P K. .1. Tran
ter, who lor -7 years has auctioned
race horses, is convinced that
horses wheedle away what is mean
in a man and bring out all that Is
good. Ho has had only two bad
checks from horsemen, and they
were for small amounts.
An innovation in radio programs
Is the NlC "staff conference."
Those who do not regularly appear
before the microphone are fea
tured. It goes over the f Pacii'ic
roast chain.
By BUD FISHER
Do Yon Remember?
TKX YK.AltS Afil) TODAY
(From files' of tho Mull Tribune.)
DisllilKl-.!!. 1919.
liurK'iii'H entor a nlozon Alodforil
stolen, anil rub till" of about 1C.
I'M hi. (iiiro heard the burglars
tryinu the baek door of tho groc
ery store, but thousht llttlo of It.
The 1'nlvernlty of Oregon fool
bull team ready for clash with
Harvard at the Huso ISowl, Pasa
dena.
i....i.'..'.. emintv Hiiorismen do.
maud closing of Koguo river, after 1
veto of bill passed by the legisla
ture. Herbert K. H n n a Is named
chairman'e.f a committee of Jack
sonville citizens 'to secure bettor
street car service from this city.
Fair weather is promised for to
morrow, New Year's.
Grants Pass announces its offic
ial slogan: "It's tho Climate."
Mail Tribune announces It will
Issue no paper New Year's day.
but will post bulletins of tho Harvard-Oregon
football game, in
which thero is much local Interest.
TWKXTY YKAHS MiO TODAY
(From files of tho Mall Tribune.)
DccciiilH-i- SI, 10.
Fruitgrowers from tho "summit
of the Siskiyous to tho gorge of
the Itogue" meet In the horticul
tural room of the Hasklns building
and form a Horticultural Union,
l'rof. 1'. J. O'Oara delivered tho
principal address.
After January 1, W09, all busi
ness of the Pacific & Kastern rail
way will be handled at tho South
ern Pacific depot, under tho guid
ance of th. genial A. S. Itoscn
baum. The Crater Lake road case is
before the supreme court. Kn
joiument of funds voted by the
legislature .is sought by a Salem
attorney fur an eastern Oregon
resident.
School census shows Ashland has
Hill pupils.
A ringing editorial captioned
"The Jawbone of An Ass," round
ly scores the Portland Oregoniatl
for opposing the formation of the
proposed new state of Sisklyous.
II. D. P.eed of Ciuld Hill attend
ed the presentation of "The Alas
kan" at the Medford theater last
night.
T1IK BABY YKAK
By .Mary raham Bonner.
"Doceniber ouht to be hero onj
minute now," they said.
The Utile Black Clock explain
ed that he had only turned tho
time back just a
little bit so they
could have r.'
longer time l.i
this Interesting
plico where tha
Months and Day.-
and Years lived,
"Yes, they re
peated, ''Decem
ber ought to bo
here any minute.
Then the Baby
New Year can
start on his trav
brave and m
ready to str.rt off
sum
all alone."
The I la by came itlong then. Ilo
seemed very young, it whs true,
but appeared to have u great deal
of stnnuth in his little legs and
arms, lie would grow very quick
ly, they thought.
Ho could hardly wait. He want
ed so much to go on his adven
tures. After that time ho would
be all ready to come back and
.loin the others again. But each
Ycsir loved Its 52 weeks of adven
tures. "Home people used to think wo
were foolish to let a little New
Year out Into the world as we did.
but wo didn't think so." one of the
.Months was saying.
Hut he did not get vary far In
his conversation." A great nolle
was heard.
December was on his way home.
And now the T,ittia New Year was
being carried along by tho Mon'h
of January and tho Day Wednes
day. "Just as soon as It's midnight
he'd go hy himself." they told
John and Feggy.
And now they were all waving
their caps In the air, they were all
dancing and shouting and crying.
"Happy, happy New Year. Hap
py, happy New Year," Peggy and
John looked around for the Hatty.
But he had gone!
The New Year had begun his ad
ventui e.s!
TIoh-mIh) 'Fin 'pint v.
INSURANCE
Ffrst Insurance
Agency
A. L. HILL, Msngr
Phons 10S SO N. Central
Msdford, Orsgen