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PACK FOUR MEDFORD MATL TRTBUNE, MEDFORD, OREflQX. TUESDAY. DECEMBER 17. 1929. Medpord Mail Tribune Dill', Bundir, Sttklj I'nWI.Iirf l.y MEPFOHU I'MNTlXd CO. 19-97-29 N. Fir St. HOBERT W. Brill,, Keillor I. SUMl'TEK SMITH, M.nMr An Independent Newsplf Entered bs rkoihI rlau mailer it Med'ord, Cregon, under Act uf Mutch 8, 1878. THE "BEWILDERED" OREGONIAN From the sapient Medford Muil-Triliune we cull thin lilt'rif 'po litical Information: .. , "Most of the newspapers of the state Indorsed Hotehkiss, pub lic opinion wan behind him las far bh political opinion exlnln between elections) hut this made no dlfforunce to the powers that he." And a little farther along in the same article: "lint who really cures outside of his Immediate family and a few intimates? No one." I Ji-i 11 k told that public opinion Is behind a man but that nobody cures, we oonl'esH to bewilderment. Orcgnuian. Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Signed letter perttlnlinc to penonal health and hygiene, not to dims dUfoosli or -treitiMBt, will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stimpcd, self-iddreijcd emeloca la erieloaed. LetUn should bo brief and written In ink. Owinu to the large number of letters received, only a few can be answered here. No reply can he made to auer.es not conforming to instructions. Address Dr, William Brady. In cara of this newspaper. . . lAK iirilllit. Unit to llliderstillld this statement. nMitiires a Jawbreaker quite unconseiou-dy, r"l ont when he trie to play imf . - - - i VV , SUfMCItU'TlON KATES Br Mall Tn Alliance: - Dally, with Pmwlay, year $T.S0 Pally, with Sunday, tuuntli T3 ' tlaitv Kllliniit flmulav vcnr fl.fiO l'niiy. witiHiut Himdiy, mouth ' f V nmro nonet rut in " intelligence tliiui tlie Oreironhiri usually Sunday, one Jtar...' U.lO ; displil VS. ly farrier. In Advance In Medfunl, Ashland, ; -, ' . Jarfctomllle, Cenlral i'olnt, i'liwnlx, laleid, Uuld , oV l0 MC IH'CUSP, the illl'VUit lUtl) HpOStle of IIUIclllUC poll )ill ind on lliglmayi; . . juiiy, wiih Hunday. month $ .75 f ,es ol purposelv trvmr to misrepresent this paper, hv rcsortum' liully. willmit Himiiay, month (15 j '. ' . Daily, whiMiut HutKiay, one year T.o to the old Spanish inline of tiikiii" a lew extraets from the eou- JMly, wilh HurHiay, one year 8.00 i ' 7 ... ... ..... aii terms, cash in admnce. text find t li lis (Teat my an inn lujru il v, which the editorial, in Hs MKMHKII OK TUB AHHIII'iATKI) IMtKflfl ClltiretV, did UOt pOSSCSS. .VN'ttlOXKUUKI'IC TCDKM.V IS .HOT A LOT OF -RAIjOKEY. You Know, wo doctor use thee weighs only 45 pounds and get Iterelviiu! Full Uawl Wire HiTVice The Mmiciateil I'm-m la eirlmhely enlltled to Oia iia fi.p t.nl.llr.ll t nil tinwa (Hum! rhft creditwi to it or uthtrwHe credited in this paper, understand the a I'uiiieiit as it wjis presented ami also to tlir local news Duhlhhcd herein. AH rlKlns for nuljl I ration uf special dlapalchea hireln ate also reined. MKMHKII OK THE t'.NITKU I'UKHS Offirial paper rf the City of .Mrdford. Official iapcr of Jucksmi County. A. It, C. aterage circulation for lx mootba erMllnx Octu.'ier 1, l!'2lf, 4174. Jiuliy ateragc dtrltjtitlua for ill months to flcloher 1st, 1020, 4iil 1. I'resent press run, 4H26. mi:miii:ii op aciht kuiikau OK CilttULATION Adrrrtlslng tlr-pretentatirei M. V. MOfiKNSKN A COlll'ANT Orrtces In New York, t'hiragn, Detroit, Francisco, Ijh AmrHcs, Rrattle, I'ortland. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry .AluhaiiKfJ' Dcmoci'iiiN, unexpect edly regaining coilKclniiHiiesH, exiled Senator HeTlin, the world's ki'cjiI est lilntter und lilKut. from the party fold. This In one untoward incident In the life of Senator Jleflln, he will not bhtine upon Itoine, though it bt ellollKll to make bis olilflHt boy . iret tinmii nKalu. A concert broadcast fi-oni New York was heard. by members of an .Arctic expedition. It seems to have eilcounlKed the explorers to push on. (Punch.) . Why explorers are sue)! dauntless cusses. 1i'IhihicI calces are behiK served tile hearty eaters, but many would bet the cook Rot hold of u pair of overalls, and forgot to remove (he copper rivets. , - ".Mrs. Austin's two little sins have rctttrncfl from a visit wilh relatives in Pendleton" (lleppner Notes.) Kasliinu oribtrs (hut for sprimr, ynittiK men from six lo la years, wear satin panls. The kids bave lo mind Mania, but for the sake of Ihe'riiliire, it Is imped (bo l'upas have a little spunk left. Htnckmen are busy de-bornliiK their herds. They are as rouith in tin process as a Kood painless dcntisl. ' TIIK I TUSK OK i:iTlfli:xcV I warn iiKalnst tile folly of effi ciency. ... I make ii v(.ry pas sionate protest iiKaltist tills dreary and ronl doctrine, which Imbeciles rcsunt In such horrible JarKoii. . . . Those who wont this siurf can (jo elsewhere. Kor me, I inn to b found bencefoi'th wit li Kypslcs where the talk is human und where there Is hniKhler and souk and kooiI words, and a ureal endurance of fouls. (Wyndliam Lewis.) l-'red rhnso was kicked by n horse Wednesday, breaklllK one rib. He Is resting fairly comfort nble. ( KtiKcnc ItcKisii r Country CoriM'spundence.) How come! There Ik ii Kcucrul cuskIuk of the wllllor and Its weather koIiik on in Hie press of the slate. Willi all the seasonal bleakness and Inclem ency, there are no vaseline uypsies. of the female species, louse In khaki trousers. N(i, tlie IniiiKir of I lie lliin is tlie On'ooniiin rcnlly didn't mid is 1 1 1 i t sin cere in ils iircifossinns of liowililei'inenl. Nnr would we try to elucidate, were il not I'm' tlie fuel Hint tliei'e urn some tnislin-r people who slill lnislnlie 1 lie pontifical iniinncT of our ri'eat iiictropoliliin daily, for nil (iiiiuiscieiice thai necessitates swal lowing ils iitt.'rancfs wliole, willioui eiireful cxiiiiiiniitinn, like mi KiiNtern oyster. SO hy eiiiployini words of one syliulj'is. iind niisino otir voice I'm' with the pnssini; of tlie yours Hie Oreooniiin is oeltino denf ns well ns diiiuli we will try lo make our point so slinrp anil eleiir tlint il will even peiietrnle lni ecreliral fo(.'s Hint now Hiiirinind the imposing .ioiirniilisl ic tower. Here KtX'S. 'e in;i i tit ;i ined most of tlie newspapers, nnd puli lie opinion, were behind .Mr. ILolelikiss, on Hie irouiiil Hint effi ciency in office, nit her Hun purel.v political eonsideniHoiis, .should delcrniine ii nuilter of this sort. Hut we were careful to point out, pulilie opinion liclween elceiions is, from the initure of Hiinus, ipiicscont, mid insteud of rising in its wnilli, when ils favorites me not nppointed, is inHinrd lo nect'pt Hie dictii tion of the niiicliine williout reinonsl rniicn. This, we snid, w.'is partly due to j;eneriil public inertia, Init pi incipidlv due to our form of covernnieiit, which renders the popular will only ef- leelive at eleelnni t into. T II r'.liKFn ;!:; when Mr. Day Wns appointed mid llolclikiss shelved, only file l.iller's iiuiuediuie finuily and friends eared enouoli to prolesl ; the people us n wliole. didn't like it, Init they weren't sufficiently organized or iirnused to tnako u noise nlidiit il pnrliculiii'ly when they reiilied n noise is nil they eould niiike until Hie next ami I'm- distant election. Ki'oo; while the people rule theorel ically, ns 11 practical mut ter they only rule .spnsinodioiilly, while the party iiuichiues con liniie lo hit mi nil six cylinders, :t(i." dnys in (he yenr, nnd (He inle appointments wiw 1 elections rconrdless of pulilie opinion. Naturally the denr old Oretroni Min't linderslniid Ihis, for it not only believes ill Hie sovereignly of the machine, but is nil i in xiit n n I purt of it. However, this explanation may impart ri little liyhl, and at least demonstrate to its renders that to say puhlie opinion is passive rut her Hum active, and lieennse of our political Hellenic, ineffective rather limn effective liclween elec tions, is NOT eiuivulciil In snyiiifr pulilie opinion does not exist. I ,.r,,. ,. .,.u,.r...i.i m..,ni r wdih other children ,of his uire in , , ' a little while. He has little, colds lice. We really dent mean to e , lhat h,1Ils on , f()I. monthH Wp funny, any moro thun you do when j thought u uood Uinlc . . . - P. n. K. yiu say. someone Ans.ver. lour dlaunusis Htronji talks through his ly m;r'eil tuberculosis. There is nose. You don't i only one jsood tonic for your little mean that. Yuj , son. That Is, a cureful exu'mina mean the fellow i Hon by the doctor, and immediate Is temporarily Institution of a proper res I ill on of unable to talk! open air, rest, sunliKht'und dietetic ihrutmh his nose, i H eatment if the -doctor finds no Hut you are not jothor evident explanation for the conscious of your! child's Illness, m I s r e prcxentn- j Here's a llllier, Hie J-ucky. tion, so we doc- Left here (.Minnesota) Mav 1 for tors, who know what's what. Hen-j Seattle, nrrlvinu there Aukusi 2. orally excuse It without embarrass-1 l.aou miles In Sii days, average 21 IliK you by pointing out the ab- I miles u day. walking every foot of surdity uf your diumiosis. Hut you j the way. I followed the Yollow b.ymen are not so charitable about ; stone route. Was offered rides our bubit of using jawbreakers every duy, but never accepted. I when a simple term might serve slept in hotels and rooming houses just as wen or even neiter. you ulonit tlie way. Aside. from the fine may not Interrupt us nt the mo-1 health a man gets from hiking, It tnent to comment about (ho ini-ls the happiest way 1 have found posing words, but you do like to i lo live. 1'. H. poke fun at our bombast or af- Answer. Yes, und durn It, you feetatlon. as you are prone to call1 remind me of Charlie liradburn, It, behind our hacks. I who used to slip over home when Well, now, I have been making I the gajite was getting hot, and rather a particular study of tl.e emerge presently iith 'a slice of nrt of speaking In plain every day) bread a foot square, spread with language, for many years. I flat-ihalf nn inch of butter and heapej ter myself I have made some pro?--! with hrown sugar, and Charlie toted ross. hut I am still far from mas-; it around Just as Lady Liberty tering the art. It does require a 1 totes her torch, master, indeed, lo translate medical (Copyright John f. Pille Co.). . science into language the ordinary, : layman can understand. I Angioneurotic edema is one of! MAIL TRIBUNE I j UA1LY CKUbb-VVUKiJ rU LLLL. Quill Points j nur pruudost merlieal term. Al most invariably tho patitmt ! hIiIcsj into n nrnlnnird ilrnm m- else talks riliotit somethinK The y Old uflrd , ip the HenaU when we infin m him that ho in hilH Jin "nhroiilathle rtplrllj-, JL nmv Hiiffeiirm with anuloneurotif eci- "i'ked and hog-tied, hut It mill emn. There Ih consldeiiihle (ijf . eull namH. - rrene letweon JinKionemotie ed emu and Kiant hives; ns nint h as Acitoftn X Dvvive fur Jinlilfiiff llilnyi tuifUif r . Speptllly II. Oeeuu 14. Ollruu 16. Make Died off it dummy In fcwiird jiraotlee 17, Jllre It). Amtrlran -Mctliotllfct divine 19. J.it iiltl i.ieasnro io. Aiiprnlatt 2-. J.ulier uf tn alhfltiet S3. Kxtrnt uf anr fuc SI, -llucealiiureato dvirrtts it. A (Nt it Ion t a liulldlnv ZH. Mm, c lit lies t ! s.. j-icry unimul' .1. AlulU 3H. Iirnnp In the eriit.r ' 41. Slioipullne iiiiiii. ti. AlnkF trial I. 43, I'miit 4t. liiielic It (Hi of tin spa IS.-Atiblllc nenln- suls t. (Irnup of Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle . g a pnRiAiTiAi-nRiYig. 5 T-ELEp T o c oc1ci7s E 55r IT A mI lilta IHl3Cl j( R E 7NA s k e,a nIsudIaIrnie L e. A RL. it eIoTTjaItIe RE ClEjPT I bMuFt Y 1 1 5TjR I. TLL n Itn e e. l-klLUElDENsUsET ti, 'J'lifl AiirsJi s ' .u jrudiis ; 'SO. Valiant man i. Ahifiwlatliiii found on ulil toni liKtitneti VCrawlIng- ani mal ti. suftlclfnti jHirtfcul S. Di-eHtlfuI fli. Jiaatffnutlv liiiiiim in i tie t ns. llotPl lnnlllr . ah, 'riifntcr Rent a 4i. 'Iltlf uf a ;u. liinvallan par- knlKlit rot il,, 4S. Share of 7f. Oiii'iilal ship lrulllM caiilalti 72. Wild linffnlu nt ludlu 73. Jinne JM1WX 1. 1presalun Jlf tucfti in ii un til In peaks 2. I'atrntli 3. Wintrllkp 4. Tahlelaial z. lliik lifiiere - . Hustle 0. I'. I nt of the earln'fi nxi fl. Tipping tu one hlilr fl. AiKorlateR 10. iSyllahlD nf liesltatluli 11. Slci-.lc li. CiilchtT nf ' lampreys i 13. Soot lit ' 111, Trite rf ilum 31. old thni 21. Mltuateil at ' the bolt out 85, Itlamnlei) farukvu rurk er.iite n mined ullli a dread rtlstjavp 29. luNrullue nlRkaauiv SI. jai-orutt9 :IS. Kvesi 33. time mrdlrln tu S7. JMCdloratlna St. InUtMhilre loarttlty T.9. oatvanl Hi. ina iiiure In n funHt At. Hull nirlifr 43. I'urent 4'. ItHatlnna 40. Jllood unl iiuurt 47. I rjstiilllzr.I niln 411. Silmu tiroia. 30. J'runotiu -I. JtiMhilaii nr- aiMC tiji. AS. -llimuole m3. ( nnilftrf ml in. Law tcKvta lilr Kcewlli AO. Ituy uiitl ivhltr horsf fff. It.'i'iiir Ql.'l.'oiiipaNg - liniiit to. Hi ml , 7. Harronful ' Oil, (Hi! .? xciu million A SENSIBLE SUGGESTION The fiMnn-Uc war, heri-lofnre nmlined exeluslwty to the Kum'iir nectnr, Iiiih eropped nut in I'mi. land. A hill will he Initiated, and I hem are niui p Tulks at n nk kel a name, to rvmi the tu'tltinttH in the metrnpollK. SutnethiiiK fn' OreKn refiinnerH tn battle, with the as Hiiranee tluy will he afforded a battle, Is the dtiitf evil, (tn the other hand, lmUlliiK the ciu-arette will he very nmmyim; tu a ureiit tnimy people who do mu use tohaeen, tine Bnufr. nr nwu foul plpeK of Indefinite line. Konu; ilreHHiH have at last made t heir appearanee nn our st reels. lenities IteinK lnm, lliey are the wintn 'olor as the front nf one of Mr. Wool worth's Htnres. The red tone lwi luster. It is a fine Ihinu It has lualer, or It wmihl deceit, (rate Into 11 hrlndle. -T!I.K siiHliini IVnui I ho Smith thai tMipirOS nJwimloi, tho 1 pi-psrnt si'i'rrt snhsi.ly srli.-uic, Mini frankly tiwunl scholar ships to (IrsiTviiiy; iilhlotcs lins, to our mind, many things to (ojiuneiul il. It would replace ,111 underground syslcin, with 11 system ahove hoard; it would jrivo Hie aeadeinie authorities more rout ml t)ver iilhlelics, and the coaches and graduates less; ami it would render real professionalism far less likely Hum under the pres. t'lit arran-cineiit. Finally, it would he holh a uniform and es sentially honest policy toward athletics, rather than the pres 01H haphazard and. more or less, hypocritical one. KVKIfTIl KLKSS we don't expect the powers that he will 11 take the proposition very seriously 11 1 the preseul time. Athletic authorities are notoriously conservative. They par Ih'iilarly fiiuey the attitude of the ostrich, which, with its head in the sand, doesn't helieve in n storm it ean't see. So prohahly the e.olle;o athletic situation will have to jret much worse hefore it rels l)ettcr. At the present rate of pro- iess, however, some plan similar to the one advanced hy the Southern conference will, we think, he demanded hy an aroused puhlie opinion. nine dollars difference in some eases. When r4 doctor is quite honest In mind ns well nH In heart, he calls it Klnnt hives nnd chai'Kes a dollar or so. AVhen he is not quite hon est in mind, though s honest ns the winter's day Is lontr at heart, he Is likely to call It by that im pressive name nnd pet $10 for il. Xo Joking, patients like to pay fo' ailments that nre exclusive. Anv hndy niinht have (jiant hives; hiu this neurotic thliiK. It sounds like class. I am not trying to ridicule the honest doctor who nre fond of rolling angioneurotic edema off the toiiKtie. I merely caH attention to the absurdity nf the term in thN quiet way, in the hope that doctors who are honest In mind will nak themselves whether there is any Wood excuse for rcti.ininp the over powering term. As we now repar l it. Riant hives is neither neurotic nor nnwlltic that Is, it is not due to any nervous, emotional or men tal factor nor to any fault in the blood vessels. It is probably an alleri;lc manifestation in every In stance, like asthma, hay fever, an.l ordinary hives. 1 fear there Is no plainer term for allergic; it means caused by a protein tmhstance that finds entrance to the blood by some means other than normal digestion. These hits cars really need two horns one to howl "Iook out!" and the other to ' wl: "I told you so.' Still, nobody calls n 'conference of Wall street leaders when the boll weevil or corn borer breaks a million rurul speculators. China meant well, but she has much to learn. You mustn't frrab property unless you have murines enough to hold It. If the income you have would seem -enough if nobody had more, tlie desire lo Increase It prnves you a Kiiob. QUWHOXS AM) AVSWKKS Doctors Don't Know Their Diathermy. Some time uro w. wrote nsldm; ; a W ll--! f sfw f'"-2Tt ?y : ir 77 S!lh ML i f! . JM ' ' , wp, - ' v Mi HTs " I I I t;...;i I I I I m . Do Yoo Remember? j TKN VKAKS. AfJO TOUAV (Prom files of. tite'-WaJli'ttiftune.) Xtecoiuuur 17, 101. ': Washington. Samuel Gompers urges i government ownership of railroads before congreM. , . Salem. W. L. Finley,-state biologist, dismissed from office. . Secrelury of Interior Lane . .an nounces he. will resign post as soon as President Wilson gives consent. New York,. Thousands of mid night wutcners . surprised when world fails to come to an vntf. j I'lihllc Library closed Mcnie;f frozen water pipes. .. Seattle. Alfred Hiihba years old, claims he bus pur invention which will mnko ti,.liv ri-iim the air. . ' .'.Hi Medford suffers from wood faro. Ine, when snow blocks wood Jmuli ing from hills. , .- TWKNTY YKAKK A(JO TOI1AY ' (From files of the Jiuil Tribune.) December 17, .111(11). Mr. 10. F. tlraham, weather fore caster : at I'rospect, declares 19 Inohes of ruin fell there In No Kogue Itlver Hortlciilturnl soci ety holds Indignation meeting nnd demands thoA county court pay for adequate corps of fruit Inspectors, to be under direction of P. J. O'Gnra. . John rt. Allen, on departure for Xi-w York City, promises to start work on city electric railway soon. and gives $2(10 to fight LaFean ap ple box bill. Martin Duffy. P. K. railroad worker, with ttaO in his pocket a month's wages arrested for T drunkenness, admits ho spent all but $14 In one saloon, . a ... ness men nnd overlook the liquor gangs? ., A rabbit Is tlun llltlc crca luiv you sec just before sliiHit--Iiik your hunting- coiuimnion in tlio .fool. One miracle is no more .dif ficult than another. Young Mr. (lallmnn, 21 years old, knows that If necessary the whale's throat could have been made espe cially wide, or It could have been Correct., this . s en te n o e: .-VI ,., .1 A. :'"... , . , wouldn't play a violin at a ban-i "', t ,' " - -.. quet If I cefildn't do It well," said j '"met "! JVB,f,,.8W" "f"' the buRiness man, "so I -won't at tempt to make h speptdi.'.' -. Air. .Ford's example Is preod, but what other manufacturer can off set an increase ot wages by short ening bolt No. 3G7 Government policy In the dis tribution of wave lengths: Iet us please those who broadcast; darn j those who merely listen. J Amerlcnnlsm : Thinking short , skirts wicked becnuso you have bum ankles; yearning to hobble big business because you get only $1500 n year. Communications . ltuiigli on Oil. To:tho Kditor:- . , . Why we have lllckmnns. nnd , Chicago will celebrate 100 years have changed miraculously Into a young unborn whale, In which case, lie would have been very comfort able inside of the whale if he hap pened to land in the right place. M i It Is distressing that such ques tions should arise. After Dr. Day's address, young .Mr. Unllman and his fellow minis terial students went to the .minis terial building nnd prayed a whole hour Tor the unbelieving professor. Air. Frederick H. Ecker, head of the Metropolitan Lite Company, lends former Governor Smith of so forth, also rincnt this Iltimano Society problem. li A' neighbor's boy of six started a conversation with the writer the other day, re garding the cats I am obliged to feed around here, as none of j New York S27.eU0.fiOI) to build a Joe Hrown withdraws from conn cllmanlc race In favor of J. F. Wortman. . Shakespeare, on the other hand, could only speak English, had a poor schoolboy smattering of Latin, drank, nnd probably smoked nlao after Raleigh, brought In the to bacco. He was the. kind to try everything. ' He practically lived In the thea tre. He. also had a considerable success. ' s . There nre many ways of succeed ing. But, as W. R. 'Hearst said when he hired an editor for his Evening Journal 30 years ago, "I know there are a dozen ways to make this newspaper successful. I ask you to elect some one way and STICK TO IT." "Sticking to It" is tin! main thing, for a deacon, or a Shakespeare.. v. A Use of your brain is the short road to success, rather than -rovrti lutionary methods. . j.i; .-. In Auburn and other prisons hun dreds ot convicts revolted, .many' were shot, nil failed. ' 1 In a United States penitentiary. In Oklahoma, five men, called the-' most dangerous in the prison, want ed to get out. i They didn't secure a knife or a gun, capture and threaten wardens or guards. They thought out their problem, dug a hole under lite wall, and went away free, for the time at least. . .. , .Thinking is better (ban fighting.. Ilroadbent. Water system being' Installed here. out the non surgical obliteration of progress, tine hundred years! "'e neighbors will even throw a. gigantic office building and tower ; of lonslls you described. We took ago the hold-up men collected It j crumb to them, nlthough all otion the site of :the ojl Waldorf As- 1 our ron to Dr. '-, as you sug- on the street Instead of calling at: 'hem con afford the expense of torln hotel. i the office. . leeiiing cat far better than Ij The loan interests policy holders. I cn. i up L-isi oi.nis conversation who hnve mmln . rn,H irton n.i lust to pet ahead of Mr. Ilahsons New Year's prediction we herewith opine Ihe next time stocks Wo unreasonahly hijrh. they will eventually eoine down. A democn acy sometimes annears to In n IV,m ; which one crowd of patriots tries to wreck the boat to prove that the other crowd is not eomp-tent lo handle it. gested, nnd he said: "Never do w use diathermy for the tonsils, as we don't know precisely how deep It burns . . ." S. M. fl, A nswer. - What some doctors don't know, yet. about diathermy fills many columns of some of the half-baked medical journals. A doctor who knows It Is diathermy knows what It will do and knows it ns definitely as a surgeon knows how deeply his snare or punch will bite. Certainly I did not tell you that the physician in question could give your son the benefit nf this modern treatment, for I hnvo no such name nn my list. I happen to know of a doctor here and there iibout the country who Is skilled and gucccesful in obliterating ton sils with diathermy (desiccation.!, hut 1 regret I am not yet In pn-i session nf sufficient data to be nblf lo tell renders anywhere how th can get such treatment. Your dot -tor only betrayed his incompetence by Klvtng you such j.n imaginative opinion of diathermv. Children Hum 'rulHkniilosls. Our foil aged 7. Is not si ion c. Few nnniversary celebratinns ob served the correct date, nnd doubt less the real thanksgiving of the Puritans eame a week later when the last of the hash disappeared. with me was "we found n cat : interests the nation because the under the house one time, nnd my new building will have at the top ' " " ,,M" yiM-i a mooring mast to anchor dirigible airships, something never done be fore in a great city. : Its head off, then It didn't come no more.' Some example to the child hh to what can be done with cats nnd Incidentally with other living things: This same papa. Is no backwoodsman, but holds' down sny that of anything new, a Kovernmeni jnn .rigm nere. It. U S. Medford. Dee. lfi. We keep wondering whether Die liar lie top at the Inter MH'tlmt Is there as . preven tive nr ns n wltnewi. Two-by-four officials apparently nagged at business men in lllble times, also. "The earth Is dis quieted by n servant when he relgneth," says the proverb. Brisbane's Today (Continued from Purs Ool didn't think the .loniili. story possible. I'p rose 21-ycnr-oJtl Mr. (iiillinun,, divinity student. if the department of justice ' to denounce Professor Hay and Pessimists say the mooring mast will not be n success. They always sny that of nnvthinc: new ' ! Mr. Ecker undouhtdly will back I up Governor Smith In his mooring ; mast Idea. I While Ecker and Smith are still young and active they will see peo ple go up that mooring mast, eet Into nn nlrshlp nnd stnrt for Eu rope or the Pacific ocean from the corners of Ulth street nnd Fifth ave nue. -M E. 11. Hardy, Jr., plays chess, doesn't smoke or drink, never went to a theatre, understands 17 languages. Only 21 years old he Is made a yearns to pro ,e somebody for . , , , , v,.r. I deacon In the cathedral of St. John combining In restraint of trade, ' the Divine In New York, a fine sue- MUTT AND JEFF He's a Thorn in Their Sides I cess In n good life. If glasses a r e . needed,- be' aure they are correct. Our experienced optometry assures accuracy here. ' . . a i w M ij j i VIII' STOP MY I'AI'I'.lt! (I'oiiiiiahi Inn Tribune) Last neck's Till. line quoted Ihe local prU-e of bootleg liquor ill $.1.85 a gallon. That wasn't far wrong when It was written, but before It appeared In print the Mire bad Jumped lo I'ollcrmeu might .lack Price wilh b score or biiir-gallon containers mul Hi, other loggers Brew wary. I'oun tain Inn's liquor supply Is spoimllr. For months there will lie no boot leggers In or near tow n and every body will slay sober. Then four or five will In-Kin operations nt mice nnd .iloKcim of gm.il church mem bers will get sloppy liunk every Halltlday and Hunday. We are n pious, psnim-ninging folk If nobody els lis smell corn. BRITISH MISSIONARY HELD FOR RANSOM HANKOW;' Ho. I",i-i.(f5 The Hnv. II. K. W. Sandy, n repre sentative of I ho Hi it inh Wesleynn mission nt Tnyeh, in sonthenslern Huirch prnvlucp, bus horn rup tured by luindlm. who nre re ported In ho holding him for n lo mnsom, - THIS IS A Goot) lt6A- ejfO By BUD FISHER : Rets CR0SS: CHRISTMAS WHY. C6RTAlMtYl ll?', OOCH! SHOVPlM IM THtS CROWD I -1 vajMAT'S Trif 7Z 1", i,r . - - T T IS UK PUWMG'Trtfi J X MAT fx JUST UNT .. MOT tiG DAMS MrTTS, THROUGH TH reiE rr e.TBai l. kS5t?7 I MUTT C CHimc . dPWl .e ,t- H j .P-y.' . . , i. ii ;,av ' .sr i t . , i r I I iv -w a r ii i t j h 4v--v- t i Tiyi L- sr