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Newspaper Page TextMEDFORD 'MATTi TRIBUNE, MEDFORD,' OREGON", FRIDAY, DECEMBER 13-1929. PJGB FOUR Mepford Mail Tribune Dallj, Bundv, WKklr Publlnlinl bjf MKDF0K1) PU1NT1NQ CO. tS-tT-i N. Kir 81. FtM ' BOHBIIT W. BUHL, Editor t. BLMI'TKII SMITH, tUnal . An Independent Newtpipcr Entered aj aecond elm Bitter al Medtad, Oreion, under Act o( Much 8, 187. SUBSt'lill'IlON BATES By Mill In Advinee: flail,, Willi Sunday, few t.;n Dally, llh Sunday, monlli " Pally, without Ruiiday, year 6.M) Ilally. arltlHiut Sunday, month H3 . Weekly Mall TtIMk, one year 2.01) lTL!ii'Mi'iiM.tiU, which filed the original iipplieitlion, and fought for it.be- Jaeuomllle, lenirai I'oini, ruoeiui, i,m, uvm . II it I and on Illilmyi: . Hilly, lcli Sunday, month .70 Dally, vltliout Sunday,' month oil Dally, vitltotit Kunday, one year. T.llfl Dally, Kith Sunday, oiw yeir 8.00 All terma, cikIi In (dunce. MEMIIKII OK THE AS80CIATKI) rllKSS llecelilni Kill I Leased Hire Serilce The AsMWIaled 1'reM U exclushely entitled to the ute for imhllcation of ill newe dljpatenea credited to It or otherwise credited In litis panef, nd also to the local neur. pulilhlwd herein. All rlghta lor iHilillratloo ot ipeclal dbpHchel herein are also readied. MKMItKIl OK TUB UNITED MUSS tirrlclal paper of tin City of Medford. , tirrielal paper of Jacaion County. ' A. B. C. iterate eireulillon for III onlba ending October 1, 11120, 4174. Pally aierice dLslrlhulloo for all nontha to Oclolirr lit, 1020. 4111 I. I'rerent presi run, 4823. MKMBKR OK AUDIT IIIIIIEAU OK CIRCULATION Adrertlslns Itepreientatlrea M. C. M0GEN8KN COMl'ANT orflca In Ne Vork, dilute Detroit, Sao FranclKO, 'Loa Ancelei, Seattle, Portland. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry TIiIh la Friday tho 1 311). anil a Kood tiny to get hit In tlio licuil with ft horncalioe. Tlio Unlvernlty of Oregon Knior nlcl, edltoriully, cliniKOs that tho selection by experts .of, tlio All Amerlcan football team In a joko and captions the article, "Tlio All Amcrlcnn Joko." Any OSC.-OAC. nlumnuii can pick tho All-Amerl-can Joko Football team, withoat , any mcntnl strain. . - . Tho following Itom from tho Oregon Kntcralil la a good Hitmpio uf tho. Iminil of Joking that Is go Iiib on:. Tho only conference leant to heat Oregon thla year win . Htnnford, wJtlt a victory of 33 ,.tn 6, while last year Oregon lo'nt to hotli Htiinford and Cull- l forn,in ' - OutHldo of being n trifle connot ing, tho fttntcinont "last year Ore gon Itml to both Stanford and Cnll- . fornla," doea not amount to tnuch. Oregon did not loso to California tills yoar for tho same reason they did not' loso to Notro Dame, viz.: they did not pluy either aggrega tion. However, Oregon dill got very mad at California, via a Port land sporting editor, before tho neat trouncing administered by HI. Mary's. It was argued throughout tlio stato that a football squad should bo mad at Its oppuuont, Insteud . of a rival, and seemed uulto logical. Tho University of Oregon football prospects aro al ways bright,, but aro eternally mussed up by a plethora of cam pus politicians. That Is why their accomplishments aro always on a pat" with tho accomplishments of tlio last session of tho legislature. Tho esteemed tinlem Stntomnnn Thursday hit a imll sq. on the head iih follows: Henntor Stclwor Justifies his part In kickitiK out a conipe tent office-holder. Marshal Hotehklss, by jHiyiiiR two terms are enough for a federal nn jiolntco. Why won't the samo IorIc npply to the U, 8. Henator tthlp, Alr. melwer? ? ? Farmers alotiR (ho roads of the Apph'Ratc rnmpltiln that atitotntH cup taktiit; KtinnysaekH full of tln nuiH for a vide on Sunday ami dumping them by tho roadislde. This Is a typlral city trick, and the way to Mop It. Is to flKht tln-cmiN with ttn-caiiH. AppleKatlstas can retiilhite effectively by deposit Iiik ii load of tin-cans on tho court house steps, and 'on tho HinilliiR lawns of Geneva street, Oakdalo avenue, or Kspeo'. Quito a few tutors have started ' plowliiK., ns a result uf tho rain, - lmstend of rojulcluff as extensively alleged In the press. It will soon be another year One more yank, and there will be no .jnore leaves on the fly-specked calendars, that a year iiro looked so chic. The approaching year will bo 103(1, and Is anxiously ' awaited by nil; IncluditiR those who rontemplute getting politely drunk The present run of liquor, when , consumed in Iiiiro iiuanttties, has . tho faculty of chumIur tho Imbiber to confer with either an optician or an undertaker. The latter can not do much except to note on the death certificate that the cause of tho demls was a prominent dl scnito of lonR standing, when, in reality, It was hilarious suicide. A new year will Rive everybody a clean shoet. but they will have to round up their own laundered pillow slip, Many prefer u clean slate, to a clean sheet, and some will file application for a clean shirt, This suRRcsts that the an nual clean-up day of tae Jlum dltiRcrfl, Inc., should bo held the .week of Januury 6th. 1 (intend 'of tho middle of May. This would co-ordinate, or bunch the cleans Iiir. It Is too late to Ret the committee named and In action to arrange this for the coming year, but there will probably be other years. They follow each other Ilka a hordo of 4ds en route to no pltteo In particular. Any day now, T. Itill Isaacs will have his annual attack of hopefulness for tho future. Ha always Rays: "Next year will bo the banner year In tho valley." This la a Great N,ext Yoar Country. KUOENB, Ore. (P) The coffer dam l being torn out on the up Htream ilde of the new dam of the city power project on the McKcn ale river near Leaburs and the nam la rapidly nenring completion, A MOMENTOUS DECISION TUK order of tlic Iiitcrsliite (,'oniiiii'iec Commission c-ouipcll-in Hie I'liiou I'ncifin lo coiistruci u riiili'oiiil line from Crescent, Oi-c-'on, In Crime is uniloiililcilly the nmst inipni nun ailroad decision that has been the Pacific Coast. If sustained by the Supreme Court, it will revolutionize the railroad policy of this country and stimulate the development of this state in sensational fashion. , That Oregon sorely needs suel) an Kast-West connect ion, no fair-minded person can deny, nor can it be denied the outcome, is a smashiii'' vjctorv for the Oregon Public Service Co is- . lolC tile eillllllUSSIOII. The decision was not unanimous, l'lidcr the circumstances this is' more than could be expected. For while the llioory of eoiiipelliiiK a railroad to build iitfainst its will, where such con struction is regarded as a mutter of public necessity, is' not new this, we believe, this is the first time, in this country, the theory has been carried onl in practice. TIIK opposition will once more raise the famiiiiir cry of the 'government meddliiij.' in business. If tfoveriiincnt control and direction of public ullities is "mcddlini;," then we have had it for half a century, and, whether we like it or not, will have it, for half n century to come. And the theory upon which such control is based is uiunics tionably sound. For the alternative to bavin;; what the hard shell individualist likes to call "government nr.dilliii", " in l!i Uusiness, is to have our government controlled HV U'm P.usi ness. There is no middle ground. This must be a government "of the people, by the people and for the people, " or it will be a government, of Hig Business, by Itig lousiness ami for l!ig Busi ness. What is best for the people as a whole, must be our guid ing principle, or what is Desi tor nig isusiness w uu ue. LOOSK thinkers like to call this socialism. Put il isn't. It is practical Democracy, the retention of power in the hands of the people, rather than the economic dictatorship. It is public control, which is popular government ; not puMic ownership and operation, which is socialism. I F this decision is upheld, and i(i!),(l()(,t))0 spent, for the Crane Crescent connection, it will not only .stimulate develop nt in Kastcrn Oregon, but throughout the state, and incidentally rentier an eastern railroad connection for Medford and Southern Oregon practically certain. Crescent is only about ''.") miles north of the Fish Lake pass with an eastern rail connection at the former place. A hook-up with the latter should follow as a matter of course. This ruling by the I. C. C. also strengthens the belief that the Hill lines will be allowed to connect the gap in their sys-t I cm between Northern California and Southern Oregon. So, all in all, the decision is a very momentous one for Med ford and Jackson County, us well as for the entire state. It promises to do more for the development of Oregon than any ruling that has been made in the recent history of this state. AND IT WAS COXSCIKNTIOrS rciidt'i- ofl'icu after delivering n tliiy's otlitorinL reiinliii"; Senator X.ve of North DnUota, and Undo Iite (ii'imdv of Pennsylvania. Onr exeellent friend is surprised that this paper should "up hold' a boodler and profiteer like a true friend of the dear common man from North Dakota. The surprising feature of for most visits to this sanctum are critical ones (an experience common to all newspapers) but that such ii presumably well- informed and intelligent person should take the trouble to walk up here, and deliver a brickbat against an editorial that lie ap parently had never read or, if he did read, certainly didn't understand net only didn't understand but to which he at tributed opinions which, after a second reading, he admitted were not there. T is really funny how often this sort of thing happens in the newspaper business. There must be something about the critical faculty that, when the faculty of reasoning.- Not strange visions ami fancies, cause. In the editorial in question, was said about the respective We didn't uphold Grundy or condemn Nye on moral grounds. What wo did say, ami what we repeat, is that in this par ticular instance Senator Nye in opposing the seating of the aforesaid Grundy made an Ass of himself, and deserved a rep rimand, which we predicted he would receive. MUTT AND JEFF WWa I 'that lo5s uk& f j ,btlb) L,r MoneNce wASHiNCTors) JPr-, THose guvs uoNMy f- WlV&mJtb- TAiLOR SrtOP KfP1 fc FUU STATCS HR TMTNO ,(0 WASHINGTON AK LJ !-" ' : sta 1 . L : : iJZL FOR SOUTHERN OREGON handed down in the history of surrender ol that power to an ASSININE oi' lliis pnper Ims jusl loft this verluil Imrni'e ntf;iinst yesler- (Jrundy," and condemn such people as the fighting trentle- ' this visit was not the criticism strongly stimulated, paralyyes only paralyzes' it, but arouses quite unrelated to the exciting . for example, nothing whatever characters of the two principals. What the Well Dressed TIIK point of the editorial was no plain, we didn't think it liud to le explicitly stated, but apparently in this assump tion we werj ineorrect. Namely: This is a representative fovennnent. One seat in the 'Senate belli'' declared vacant, it was the obvious privilege of the (iovernor of Pennsylvania upon, Iirothcr N.ve jumped up his appointee be excluded. a PKHPOSTKKor.S, stand i prcsi ntative government, an absolute right to fill a vacancy in the Senate, as he sees fit. And the people of that state, not representatives front some other slates, have the right to confirm or condemn that appoint ment. They also have the right to decide who shall represent tiieni, not the .Senator from North Dakota, nor the Senator from anywhere clue. There was, and is, no analogy with the Vare case. Vnre was excluded because the Senate held he hud corrupted the electo rate and bought his seat. Certainly no such charge can be brought agai,iist Joe (iriindy, unless his opponents wish to main tain that b-.; corrupted the (.iovernor of I'sfinsylvania. They have made no such claim. ' IM;()M what we can gather from press reports, Senator Nye opposed Cruiidy becafise he views on the tariff or his reputation. What if he doesn't? Jlr. (iriindy doesn't like the tariff opinions or reputation of the gentleman from North Dakota. Put does that give him the right to demand his recall? The people of Pennsylvania have the same right to choose their representatives that the people of North Dakota have to choose theirs. For the representative of cither state to challenge this right except when criminal action or gross irregularities are charged is to make the objector ridiculous and reduce Democratic government to mi absurdity. Personal Health Service " By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. 8!(rnd teltm prrtstrilnjc to pffwtMl hexltb inrt hj-Rlfne, not to disease diacoosls or treat merit will b ansurred by I)r. Brady If a ttamped, BelNaddressed entelopc U enclosed. Letter i ihould be lirlrf and written in Ink. Owing to the iante nnmoer of let ten receded, only a few can be answered here. Nn retly can lie made to queries uot conforming to Instructions. Address Or. William Brady In rare of this nenupjper. " TIIK IIIWCIIY 11LSIM,SS GIUIAS MNCII i A ruKUliirJmsliu'Hf! glr! what I Munch characteristically j)rovhk u mean 1m tho kind it Is cany to loci at- reports: I have just had the pleasure of pnyitiR Of cents for a Itlnnk's special s an d w 1 c h which caino In three layers, to-wit and ns follows: Item, a layer of cucum ber; Item, a lay or of toma to; and finally I a layer of lot tuco with a faint but yet discernible trace of bacon smearing tho lettuce'. I have nothing against vege tables, but as a lunch the sandwich looks so futile, at tho' price, if 1 know my vegetables. ;' I confess 1 bought my lunch In a drug store, but that's where everybody lunches thoso days. Perhaps a word or two from you regarding tho ade quacy of such a Munch fnrj. hum, an executive, vould be of Interest and value to many readers who are trying to live without working." I have nn uncomfortable feeUn that the lady Is guying me a l!t, hut I still maintain that "execu tives" are people who manago! to eke out a living without doing any honest work, -and by jinks I say tlmy ought to be paid according!'. The habit of lunching at the soda fountain or perhaps in the drug store seems to be growing on the while collar population, and I haven't a thing to say amilnst It. except that food generally co.ds more in a drug store than it dixs In a restaurant, on the plate. Look al (hat uHeged sandwich the busi ness girl describes so painfully. My goodness, for 50 cents you can get a very good little lunch In ninny a real restaurant, and one that f.Urly well balanced, too. Such nn atrocity as the business girl de scribes would make merely an ap petlKer for such a lunch ns 1 refer to. In these degenerate days' of frenzied reducing, many misguided 'people console themselves with the 'thought that the hasty, lnadequaio i noon lunch will nt any rate help them to keep thin.' And that's I where they make their beef steak. for In fairness to the druggists and the soda fountain proprietors, we must concede that nearly every thing they serve Is highly nutri tious, mere fattening, in fact, tha'i the luncheon one ordinarily setects tn a good restaurant, The quick Man Wil 1 Drink This to fill it. He did so. Where- in bis seat and demanded that to take! As Ion;; as Ibis is the (iovernor ot a state lias doesn't like thai gentleman's plethora of carbohydrates. Now, far be it from me to utter !a single syllable against tho delect able carbohydrates. If one shoiil.l be compelled to subsist on a sin gle food material, he would be wise to choose a carbohydrate. It is the most essential of all food ma terials. Hut jiiHt the same. It is most fattening, too. Uesldes that. It is the cheapest food material. I hat maddening club sandwich, the regular business girl discrihes, la a fair example of a lot of carbohy drate with scarcely enough fat and protein to pick one's teeth for. Tho lady, does not mention the character of the cover, but 1 hope It was bread and not cardboard. Drug store food Is generally shy of vitamins, too. Not that tho half alive people who subsist on such food care, but a certain ration of vitamins should be included in the diet of everyone who desires the highest degree of health, and H Is j customary for roslaurnntH to serve some vltamtns with luncheon. True, the egregious . club sandwich, as pictured by the business glii, is fairly recking with vitamins, but think of it, think of it, friends, biting Into such a mess and then paying the price of a real lunch for the privilege! Ql'KKTIOXK AX1 AVSWKUS' Wash and Iron. I am to ca re f r m y d a u g h t e r who expects one of those Ti0 babies In March. Please give me a little advice about sterilizing clothing and bidding, etc. Mrs. V. IS. Answer. Ordinary washing .an I Ironing will .sufficiently stcriliz" alt such s things. Then ordinary soap and water -washing of pa tient's body and nurse's will com plete the sanitary precautions so far as you can manage. The doc lor will Instruct you about any ad ditional precautions. Urufis Aro Hero Again. Is It all riuht to have the head of the bed near an open window? Will the draft cuuso a stiff neck Mrs. K. J. . Answer. It is all right, and a draft will cause no trouble if it Is not uncomfortable. If a draft, or wind blowing In the window, is un comfortable, use a window screen of unbleached muslin. heck It. 1 am getting a goiter and would tit phpnk It rluht awav. If you know of anything that will he' nu, K. 8. Answer. Better not trifle wilh it, yeung lady. Consult a pbysiclf.n i without further delay. Winter : MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE ACKOSS I. Truck vt h 1 11 it n I in nt 6. Mluulrtl at I do buse II. Author i 'IN'Irr IiinH s IS. MkMICWHPH 1 1. Cnnil iKlmids Jiprurnu:; M. II her in Kiapt 17. ntlre niflult X JlitlMcr nf the Ark i Tar. 50. Tlirfci l reflr ' 51. Pirloil it. I flit Hfiunrn rods 2:1. Six-port tons . SI. MIllllHT 27. M'x im n rub ' Imr lrc 2. Hlidlpr ;:. liulliinolies tw. Iturt'inis :tx. Hp siii if n .ID. ((HjllftHS of (he Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle S ft A DflA V AjS THRIE N P B AM 'lB AST ER I E e v e" rIJailI AR mUp I C A PETE SjTflfe E I Aj P Jb'l rIt T0 N SPjTT T U Al L A llPD ETSHD E L VE c i t eBr e a cm He ton e V l UftQs I REDffR I P rieTa s o nHr e t r eIaIdIs SSfLP. E IMwEIe nES2 8 !N M ATP L eMe ELPlOT OLE OflT 1 N E R-Sfll A L A rIIXm O L. S M EW TMSEURIETwlATbUTlElPls Imrvest 4l. Mpi.le n khI nut 4B..I.IM 41. Ailjoctivu buU J.Hi'ketl Takoi out ' ' 42. Insect ' 41. Wla 45. I'rnutl and ' lui py 47. Kxact satisfac tion j Nliort and to to point 110 WN 1. Trenchant wit S. Verbose Wf 3-4 m r r 9 m L. 'L z'M . m . . -2Z 3o 3 3Z HI35 34- 3S 3&T 37 - m 1 j2 Mz 4, WJim Z iwp, ; . m 1 ! f l 1" I I-. I I Moisture. lnk'r Air Feel Warmer. I have always, understood th it air that is dried out feels colder than air that contains a fair amount of moisture, is this true, and does It matter in the heatilm' of a house? M. P.. :. Answer. Yes. . Experience bears out the theory, for a household a'r temperature of 65 decrees feels comfortable If a fair, humidity Ij maintained, whereas a temperature of 70 degrees, with the' air excess ively dried out, as it usually Is when healed to that degree, ofti'll feels a bit chilly. It Is necessary to evaporate from 1" to- 30 gal lons of water In 24 hours In nn eight-room house, to maintain the Ideal humidity, when tho house, hold air temperature exceeds Cj degrees F. M'lth an uir "tempera ture that Is not allowed to rise above GK, 10 to 15 gallons of water should, be evaporated In each lit hours. It Is hardly worth while to bother, wilh gadgets thai cvan oralo only o gallon or two a day. Old Den Told on Duly. t nm suffering wilh recurrlns appendicitis, and have been told that not having it removed now is likely to cause rupture. Would like you opinion. H. R. L. Answer. It sounds like Ilen'.i usual nonsense. (Copyright John F. Dille Co.) Brisbane'sToday (Continued from Pftjca Oa) . asks (lie iniiriiiil novrniimuit In inlci-IVre with I'ritrlll Till I'l'U - oil it's inflii'W'd upon unlive ,'iris before , miirriiiiie iind 1 (luring . 4 A iiiiimnjic ooivnioiiics tu Arncn.j Atrocities coinitiitf oil could . . i r 'tn ... i,. cnnier of Tliii'ly-lourth street lind lint lie linnleil. 1 li.-j HIV, luiv, -1 Kmh nvpmi0 , n fcw lnlnCHi ,. ever, not confined to Al'i'ii'tl, or 1 stead of coming all the wiiy In any nm'ticttltir save race or" - ' ,hat triblo. The bistorv of liunuiii through lie will contribute somb imirriase proves it. j,hi,,B lo transportation progress. KKCKNi;. Ore. (fl Co 11 ego In ono placo In South Ameviea ! husbands outnumber college wives when n man marries n woman hej:timost two to one at the I'nlvcr stands her with the hack ol' lierlsity of Omgon. according to Kic!i- head against n tree and knocks out hcr two upper middle front teeth j to show that she if married and 1 belongs o him, nnd'thafs u com - parallvely mtld Urm ot nrmnnty. t. Inttrumrn tullij 10. Fcmliilue name 11. JlPiIUCi'BI COllut). 13. itx rnlKoil for slimKhlvr 1H. It ol e nt SI. J-'Isli SS. Fruit drink SI. Kloniriilrd ana rrrcntly imi larKcil tooth 23. A ni tn I having 24 iirrom 29. Foiiiinlito end IIIK 3ft. Willow ill. (jiilvtnt ' 82. ; ratify .11. IH cay Uo. K-ii III Afri- ran iinU'ltipci 86. Kust Imlluti ((rcnl crass 87. Itapiillty Ono of an nu flout rrieu 43. Lyric iocius 41. I'roiihft 4H. hOKaiim 4f. Viva tlollnr bill: ollo. Ilrnltlle hearing (i rase Had recourse to Walt for City In Iowa Pouch Primitive sav.mes are afraid ot woman, superstitious nbout her struime powers, and oilier tlllllKS concerning her. Amonc certain savuaes Ii Mix even been the custom to compel a Kill, before marriage, to consort with four or five men of the trihe, iiicMiding her future husband: thai husband feeling himself Inadequate i to the occasion. It will take a long time to up root those nnclcnt superstitions and brutalities. ' Somebody supposed to lie nn ex pert says that (he I'nlted Slates will manufacture In 1!M0, 1,000,000 few,er automobiles than In 11120. ' That prediction, probably mis taken, is uot creditable, to tho peo ple's 'intelligence. ' Many things n family can do without, but 'no family, properly organized, can do without a good automobile. When one is worn nut it. should he replaced. When a heller auto mobile appears, and a family can afford a better one, it should be got. Automobiles mean saving time, consequently longer real life. A man who. can "get along 'without an antomViile" is one whose time and life are not worth much. Former Governor Smith, who got I 13,000.000 votes for President on I the Democratic ticket, about twice as many as any other Democrat ever got, makes this Interesting announcement : In the coaler of Ihe STi-slory i,jdjK, nii lower lion feci high. ! ." lie I erecting on Ihe silo of (he Waldorf-Astoria in New York City, former (Iovernor Smith phi ns mooring innst for Ceppelln alr- till I IIH, Ar .,n!spnKorH wil, C(ml0 ,,,; j from Ihclr ships, lauding at the I aid Collins, statistician at the uni- i versity. Married students number j 122. or about five per cent of the 1 student body. Out of, 123 grndu- aie sumnms, .t. are marrien. ji.-F, -mose H f r . C.t. Hn-, K- f,r-.t Do Yon Remember? TEX YEAHS ACJO TODAY (From files ot tlio Mull Tribune.) . 1.1, I1HU I'urtlunil All culil rocoitlK In Ort-Kun hlxtory luoki-ii when mer cury hilK -i- helow zero In Jeffer son couiily. ami 11 below In Snleni. Washlnctiin IJeaillock on peace treaty continues in senate. In spite of allies accepting senate reserva tions. "President Wilson absolute ly Immovable," declares Senator Lodge. KuKene OiyKun football team practices ill il Incites of snow lor Harvard contest. Mayor Clates lliRes people tu throw out food for birds, us they are starvlntt with ground covered with deep snow. Kmll Mohr keeps fireplace hotel burniiiB with big lofts, nlKlrr jf and day, because of extremely cold weather. Itcv V. K. .Millard, master ot Hoy KcnutH, lists "patriotic firms" in .Medford. TWENTY YEA ItS ACJO TODAY (From files of tho Mail Tribune.) Dec. 1.1, llltl Ad Holms' yellow Newtown orchard nets $1312 per acre. John R. Allen denies 1. & E. terminal will be in Central Point, American Marines fired on at Bluefields by President Zeluya's force of NlcaraKtfu. Tronson & Guthrie receivo $2.75 per box, f.o.b. Eagle Point for car of Spitz apples. W. F. Towne of New York wires orders to speed up work at IJlue Ledge mine. . W. F. Diddle and A. leave for Chicago to Christmas holiday!). Conro Floro , spend th4 "Husbands hunger for petting when they are sick," says a femi nine writer. Hut why drag in tho last four words? Evolution must be confined to democracies. That's the only place where youngsters are ashamed ot tho old folks. Three generations from shirt sleeves to shirt sleeves, but you can shorten the period wilh tho help of a broker. Another good way lo restore confidence is to stop acting as though the poor thing hadn't much chance. If llmior doesn't make ou feci iim good as II once ditl .don't blame (he liquor. Mold-, i ti tr a girl's h a n tl doesn't either. Dice throwing Is tho oldest of all games, and that may explain why seven has always been called a lucky number. To measure the harm done by a panic,- obFerve how many col lectors bring a moving van instead of a receipt book. Americanism: Howling becnuso government tries to Interfere while you are running amuck; blaming the government for your sore spots after tho wreck. liiissia and China deserve praise. IL takes a lot of forbearance lo keep the peace while killing otio another. A (;crm.in scientist says a mon key's chaltcr expresses nn Intelli gence, but this alone isn't suffic ient proof of relationship. If you think the femliio In fluence Isn't dominant, try to find a man sitting on his front pnrcli la a rod t'laiincl tinder Khirt. American women won't return to long skirts. They prefer the joyous nt ride of freedom that permits them to wobble along on three-Inch heels. By BUD FISHER govs Iowm xrs T.'t V. B, V S f .t Vt 9 Quill Points i . .