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FOUR MEDFOHD MAIL - TuTBUXE, MRDForU), onEflOK, - T tJEsDAT.- SKT'TEMftKU fl. 1020. -Ah If--.' a- Medford Mail Tribune Dallj. Bun-I.r, H ft 111 1-iUilM.rd by MtnFOMl I'KINTINO CO. 1511-lt N. Hi U nM BilKKIIT w. Ill III., Kdltor I. lUMlTKR SMITH. llanaiar An lndtptndrnt Nfwpaiar Kntafad u ateonri data mailer at aiadfard, Oratoo, under Act of Mardi 8, 1HT9. rSUItfu'llll'TWN UAIk.1 Br Mall In Ail,anc: - Haiiy. nh Runday, year Pally, llh Buwlar, nwr.Ui , llally, vIUkim Sunday, yrar llally, .lltimil fluiHlay, niulilh . . . . Vlftklr Mall Trlliuite, ona yrar.., lumlay. ana Year . i . . . IT. 50 .t6 60 1 .65 : 2.00 ; 2.00 JarVaonfllle. Central I'olnt, 1-lioenli, Talent, Uolti Hlli and on lliili.au: Pally, villi Huntlay, month 9 ,T5 Hellr! ltlioul Biuntar', one year!!!!!! l!oO lially, ilh Bunday. one year (.00 AU term, tab In ad.anee. tIKMBKB IIP THE ASKOi'lATKIi I'llKSB . Benhlraj .Full Leased W'lre "errle. Tht Ajuoelatad lrea Lf eirlusitcly entitled le tin use 'or iHilillrallnn of all ne.a ditpatche. tredltrd to It or oUu-raite credited In IMa panar, "".J". ! l",l,Ko, ,"lu,,, ("'V"-., tTL?,C,Ti''''' 'M' niflelal paner of the City of Medford. Um"' " J"k" t"""- Rvfirn dally aimee rirculitlno for ilx bodUu nmina Aina ih, i. Adierthtng RrpfeitnUtifM tIL V, MOGKNHKN k CDMI'ANT Orrirea In Neff Turk, (.'lilrajto, Drlrlt, Ian Vruictsco, Lot Aneelei, Seal tic. PortUnd- Ye Smudge Pot Hy Arthur JVrry Lalior Day Ik i.lslory, and the . next elinnce to no fi-shinn and K"Hi vantlnK. will hv aMcdford Mty ut the county fair. llldi'.s of vai nilnt.s are once more - HrioniiitK the , rounded neck and nhfipely Hlioiildcr.s of the fair, and b'u.sli! how they huta to do it. The r. KeedMender from Oreuoii who won diHtinctioii by eoneoetiiiK u farm aid hill that neither himself or anybody else could ever deter mine jtiHt what It meant, und thu Jr. Keedwender from Oregon, are both reported In hot pursuit of. u luiiff measure brewed by (treyoirfc most chronic; habit ConKrosHiiian llHwley. The tariff J the only enrthly topic; that can discussed' learnedly by all. unhampered by the 'dlhtest knowledge tf the tariff, ho the senatorial seeflsenders, will ko after ( 'onressinan law leyH pet measure, fearlessly and ferociously. The attack will Nound dovgHHtutlnK, hut will do no dam ubo. OoiiKreKHiiiHa I law ley ha too mtiiy fiicndK with votes, to uunoy to the point of political anger. If CoMKicHsman 1 lawlcy should take n notion to run for the senate, one certain leading citizen of the state would resume the practise of law. AMI THAT'S A UT ( Knee in ltc(cMcr) ' If for no other reason we - ouuhl (f welcome lilm dhe California tourJst ) because fewer of the femiulneM In his earn wear men's pants than is the vhhv among our own na tives. The J. .Cochran Itobln family Aave soon to spend the chilly pet led In Die south. Cochran Kobln Is superintendent of the walk. Two KPtits, who have been mad at each other since the fall of IU'2.1, ns the result of a dispute over 93.Gr., took a drink toKciher oii the 31st and are friends once more. While a fugitive rrom justice, he risked sending u letter to an Okla homa newspaper In which ho said he might rob banks hut denied i eh m no of chlckeu . theft. ( I'ress HNpateh.) Professional juido leaps forward. A visitor, who did nut appear hungry, called this morning, and. while the undersigned was not looking chewed Into a paper wad a clipping that told of the surprise of ii young lady .single), who had hien running around with a man (married , The wife discovered (he chicanery (flue word, that), and was slightly put out at the trend of the romantic events. The young lady held that the wife was unreasonable and hail no ground to be suspicious, and asked Aunt I'llnellhi of the lovelorn column, to furnish a recipe to fix things up. The human goat also ate up Aunt I'llKCllla's recipe. Ol'IIKItWlsi; Ml MiY-UOltY (llungor. Me.. Commercial) There Is no doubt about It, the country Is all wrong, one has but to. read to find that out. Only about 30 per cent of the eligible voters vote. Writers of history text books are leaching our youth that lie Ilea u Wood was a bati le. w he, eas (he off icial records cbiMi It as a local engagement, l-.tght million of our pianos are , out of ttinVjiml are ruining our musical "in nil'. Our medical education Is all wroliKatid so Is all the ret of our education. Kxpostire of 1 he hu lyitti.form, due to sluvUh sub.servl oner .to style, is under mining our health, although It is saving many oX us from pneumonia ami tuber culosis. Threetiuarters of tin do not brush our teeth. We have tut Ki"'ut native music, and our theatres are all wrong. In art we nre several thousand year behind the 1 lot ten tots. We are speed-mini, and devote far too much lime to pleasure. A New York gentleman complains that when 111 athletes enter nn Inter national contest their mIc aim Is to win. In spite of several score liiagn. nines uf huge clrculat Ion de voted to the aft of hanging curtains ami making currant J'lly, the Ameri can home Is bring destroyed. Wages nvv ho high that we don't 'know what to do with our money, but tho average American can't afford a doctor. We arc lonlnff our hair and .our teeth und most uf us iiuvo to wear glasses. In Hhorl. wo ure In terrible shape, und there Is no hope for us unless wo walk nix ml lew a day. rirlnk lots of water between meal- Ii!.c1 til.u fioliiclhlliK foi 0111 bait tosla, Editorial Correspondence -'mi Fraticiso. Cal.. Sipt. I . mere 18 niwas somrinmg ne.v. For the first time In history the K"od fillip Sedan has made tilt' vny- aK( from .Medford In Han Frallehj . In one day. Anil li h such 1111 easy trip, wo wonder why fur mi ninny years we miulc L'urliinu or WIHiiwm n.MMls tu .In is H.art tn .,r H11-0 hours nrllrr nil. I vullr tlin ill '! I honr ahurl.-r. We H.-t will rrnm the ltix I'afi' at li 11. m. Saturday and rolled on 111.. IScrk.-l.-y f.-rry for San Kran - cl.so ut S n. in.. fi-i-lltiK as frexh an-1 fri.ky u h coupln of Min-drl. d and j ilusl -lilou 11 daisies. In split' of a uuin In "lilllldoK llrumuiond." rouish ami dusty m-ven-mlle ilelotl, "All wain walHlm! All m-atH wait- ! north of Wertl. where t hoy are pav-j nt.-' So r"l .arpet, 1,111 an eerie : B a portion of the 1'aelfle hlull-I lilue lKhi a nd more IH-erled nttend- , . , , ... I . , ., ., 1 " :1 0 mi"11. Hint; at 1. nun-1 t.-linntlni: the Maine wins, uli-x of 1. w here we had llineh. A .Medford huddle was called and 1-eavliiK Ihere at 12:3M we slruek : deehled to do some wailing - Ht....-t-.-i.i near Woodland he . j M our own aeount. "Jles, chance fore 3. 1 Slit there Ihere was mum- In the hak-uny" said the pale-faced thlnK new acaln. All the way to fluillcy. so we ellml.ed to the top of I lierkeley there was a steady stream,,,,,, hnl it: and Joined a crowd i uf earn fi-oiu .San rranciHO and jmhli'iily ri-alizcd f wvrt motoring at the tt:trt of the Labor Ony week riul. The prneeHHlon wh lit v rally contliiuoiiH an unhroken lino ruah- I fig along bumper to rear tail fight, apparently hound for the state fair at .Sacra men to fir iCeno, Nevada. They could ha idly lie making for the dried out territory of the aSae- ramenio valley. I'nder such Ir eu instances good time was Impos sible, incidentally, there should be it law against driving too slowly as well as driving too fast. Kvery onc going south appeared to be out fur a sun-set stroll, The doctor W(aS so disgusted he took off his shoes, exposed his Jaeger Hol'ks to the ocean breeze and went to sleep ! l.est some one assume we broke the speed laws somewhere en route our log can he offered in refutation. Ten hours driving time from .Med ford to San I'Yanciseo. Ull average of 42 miles an hour according to (lie speedometer reading 3 miles below the ('..lifornJa speed limit ah, ha. fooled you again. An easy one-day trip! "One good thing," opined the doctor, as he opened one eye to mark the procession on our left still unbroken, "no one will be left In San Francisco; plenty of seats at the theatres." So, after dinner, we decided to seo Janet fJaynor at the new Fox theatre. The entrance was Impos ing a rich red carpet spread on Daily Meteorological Report scpi. :t, ni -mi. Medford and vicinity: Fair to night and Wednesday; warmer Wednesday. Oregon: Fair tonight and Wed nesday. Warmer In interior Wed nesday. f 1 -3 T3 -it )ocaI Data Temperature ( degrees) 7U Highest (last 1 hours) Lowest (last 'X hours) 11 Itel. humidity (per ct.) U4 Precipitation Inches) .. tt State of weather Clear 71! 0 Clear Lowest temperature this mo Ing -III degrees. Total preelpltatiiin since Sept l!rj!i, .till Inches. Sunset today, A1 p. m. Sunrls(i Wednesday, ?;'M a. in. Sunset Weilnesday, ft: 4 0 p. m. Highest a year ago today, Lowest a year ugo today, 50. , ObservalJoiw Taken nt 5 A. M. I2i)tli Meridian Time S 1 5 3 H -1 o : 3 r s Maker City tiii :js Ctear Itlsmarck ' -Hi ltalu Itoise 7il -Hi Clear Henvrr Mi (ill P. Cdy. Oes .Moines If.1 12 rdy. Fresno 00 tilt Clear Helena 71 -lo Cloudy Los Angeles .... ml (is Clear Marshfield 7n Hi Clear Phoenix in 1 7o p. Cdy. Portland 7 I fHi Clear lied llluff i'4 00 Clear Pobnhiirg 7 t fid Clear Salt Lake Clly.. 7L fiS Cloudy San I'l'tmclsco... 70 Mi Clear Santa l'e S'' 5' Clear Seattle (is 5:' Clear .Spokane US : Clear I Walla Walla .. . 71 4ii Clear WHinlpeg .... . .... w: Cloudy 111 "I'ClllSllN. .MetenroloBlst. MUTT AND JEFF the sidewalk and miiny liveried at- - - '" " saying UK' sr.mc tiling, All se'i.s l ... ,u,,frei, l(y ,f. Brviy If t umN, srlf-vMrewl niirlope h mked. IVttefi tiiid bi waiting- fill Seats waiting!" A new and uritlrn In Ink. Uwtng to U Urge nnmbcr of lettm rrtrheri. only a few can be amr line to "x. Mi the doctor investiga-i fd twie. No rfply mb ho mada to Querlu out CQDiurnlng to UbUuction. addrew Of. Wiuiaa el a ml reported thnt as iikikiI thev were nil wrong- in fact their grasp : f uh. Knitllsh liinituairn win so Im- j iwi lVot. they wc iv Ki.yliiK pi wlm'ly ; .,. .,.iv iylnK. ' All .1.11. w..i-.. 1...1 u-aliliiL. Tlx. xrnlK Win., all rillcil nml iili.illt half I f iho population of Sun l-'ranclHOO j wu'n walling! , Wi-ll. the ..thi-r iii.ivI.-h would lie I I d.-.-..-ri ed. nn in. and.-r.-d down mi : the Ca lifnrnli. to ia-o lioland Colo 'that rrscinhlcil the tstipcrs In the mob scene of "Itobespierre." Wait ing was right. For a solid hour we stood in line, being marched and counter-marched by a siiur.d of af fable ushers who were dressed Ilk. West I'olnt cadets and wo hope wi'.'. go there some day. "liulldog Drummond" was almost worth It. A good talkie, somewhat overdrawn In spots, but Coleman Is a real star and as usual, grabs th show. In a few minutes we cast off for Carmel and the national amateur golf tournament, which Is the ob jective of this one week sortie. This being the first time In history this important golfing event has been staged west (,f the Kockles, Cali fornia is pretty well hopped up over the ancient and honorable game. Wc hope there will be some news In it. However H looks doubtful. For everyone Is sure i.obby Jones wi) win his third amateur title and I lobby winning again is no more news than that old wheeze of the dog biting a man. However v" started out with something new and perhaps that's the way this excur sion will end. Some young man perhaps one scarcely mentioned in the advance dope will bite that Jones dog. From a news stand point wo hope so. Hut from the standpoint of "may the best man! win" we i re not so sure. I Here comes the doctor f.s fresh! as a Mye-lJye! H. '. TI. I Radio Program KMED Mall Tribune-Virgin Station : ! Tiiestlay. Sept. :t l!:"n In ; : 1 T K.MK1J. I- 11:15 In lt:;tll News and mar- ket reports hy .Mall Trilium- (i:3i) 10 7:lHl i-oleinan and J.awtoit und .Medford Ser vice Station. X:(MI In S:30 1Mb Tall. :in to 0:110 ItoKtie llivcr ( 'anni-ry. Il.lio to 10 California (ire- irnn Cower Co. W.'tlnestlay, Sept. . .111 ,i Ml .Model I lolhlliK Co. 111 10 10:30 Mann's Di-pi. Store. 4 10:30 to II Heath's Miuk Store. ! II to 1 I : 3o Medford Klectric 11:30 to 1 Lewis Super ! Service. ! 1L noon News flashes liy the Mall Tribune. 12 to 12:311 Jackson County IIIiIk. & Loan. 12:30 lo 1:110 K.Mi:i. 1 mil to 1 Oyeing. -City Cleaning 1 ::io to l'.(t0 -Modern Dairy. L'-.oo to ;i:on Dr. Samlbothe. li:0o to 6:1.1 K.MKD. Ii:15 to 6:30 News und mar kets by Mall Tribune. :;io to 7:00 The Crescent D.ilrles. HTI TTUAItT, C.ermanv, (iT The , 11 - ... h. Iliscovercu imoeuUPU 111 a Cross over Ihe tahernaelo of the town1 church a thorn which w is envere.i: I with varnish to preserve it from decav and was so i-luoonl.-.l l.e .111 Latin Inscription atatliiB that the ! relic was from Iheh crown of: lliorns of Christ. 'I'lie church for. mrrly liclonK.-d to a monaslerv of the AuKusllnlans who were close. ly affiliated with the l.alei ,,a I ,.,.,... 1, u. ii I llurns Paving of streets In this place progressing rapidly. Mister Mutt Was Serenading the Wrecking r KV"V V l NIX, MUTT, t DON'TT -j THR.'S So.vaCTMIMG I r'-rHs.R.S 1 "P Jx Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. . ' i(ttf( vrtAtnlng to Derional health Brady, in cart w i I IMK'lOltS SIKH 1,1) XOT A 'render sends It Piiko from a i...ul:.r wwl;kly IliaKUjinu conuiln ! IliK on IH IUI" I'lltltli'd "Kun.-rali J That Kill the Mourners." -n,e ar- j ,..,. ,H, VonsenU-d to try flax ticlc Is I" '"1''" I seeds as you recommended. Now under the tap-, w,n.t llo wllliout flnxseeils. Hon Science aml,im, tMnK thrm h(, x.,m e.M Invention." llio 1 .-! beans and heun aoup, which fail to detect anyj h(. lnV(,H .jhul Ilny unpleasant Heienct.' In tlletwol (.rf, tHMrK ,,. , w i iiiiiiiiin in h in howsoever - much invention t h e r may be In It. The article Is uj r e h a s h of Un hackneyed :.. wspapcr idea that 1 the late Ambassador II e r r I c k "caught cold" by marching bare -1 headed at .Marshal I'och's funeral i und a collection of halfbakett com-" meats by laymen, undertakers , and tin like on the grave menac : m i.eauii ami i.ie - ii our uuu.m custom 01 uaring uit mviiu at u funeral, irrespective of the wca- ther. The reader assures me that this article ought to hold me for a while but It probably won't he says, for I'll be just as ornery about the "catching cold" business as ever, und as for that he will stay with me to the lust sneeze. lie says In such mutters he bank on my judgment rather than that of the esteemed weekly mag azine. In the funny article a Spring field newspaper is quoted as say ing that Undertakers apprcciati that many colds are contracted in cemeteries when men stand with bared heads in a chilly wind. They are unused to such exposure and suffer from it. whereas the un dertakers, being accustomed to it. sui icr no in ei utis. I certainly prefer an undertaker who can crack a wood Joke at the) people feel sorry for the poor riullt time, hut I hold he should j monkey stared at In the zoo. and save his Nest Hluff for the wake yet life guards seem to enjoy it. and not tlisturh the decorum of the mourners at the interment. Tile real prolilem of the Allies is Let oliscire authorities on liu- to Ket all Heinle can pay and yet man pathulouy cut up a.s much asl'ave him enough lo buy their pro thev please; undertakers should duets. hear their hurden with due sol- Kmluracc rccwrd8 ., soem emni y. whether It Is a prof Itable ,.oma,.kal,,t. , , wh(,ro amost plantlm; or not ...,, everyhody has kept at it until he Some time when the S prli K u- toumI ,mrkl e, doctors lire attendlnK strictly t0 linslnesH and the local imdeitakers;: ,-,. ,'lat' ilm(ler, there Is lirlbory are enjoylllK a. Iirlef lull, I'd likc-jad ofl'ieial corruption In tile, on to challeiiBe a select committee "f forceinent of the law ucainsi stoal- Ihem In meet me In a nareneaiieo contest In some convenient Brave yard when the weather is rlKhl for a had cold. I'll leave it to the hoys .in the stovepipe hats tot choose weather Just as dirty as! they like. I'll go as lidless as 1 was the day I was horn, and the casketeers may cuddle under what ever head coverlliB or protection they prefer. . :rJ Not until somebody shows; that undertakers are less susceptible to any particular Illness or allmeni than mlnlMcrs.- doctors or florists are. can we listen lo these droll , asseverations of the funeral di rectors and Sui'Beon C.en. ilUBht S. CuminlitB with a slralKht face. . Some people think they are 0 TIONS NI AVSMI-.UN ,rUflhlnK l(l th(t (K.fl.nw ut Uml. .Might Help. j bergh when theyare just bragging Wluit can you suggest thatiabout knowing him. might help a person w ho has spells of deiiresslon of the h I, wiui difficulty In breathing. . . S. H.itbe ground for Arabs to scramble 1 Answer A dmior. 1 for! Anil then he comes home Whs In Km. and competes with his own kind 1 am bothered by the nccu- )18 the Arabs did. ambition f wax in my ear. so 1 deeplv that I cannot remove It Americanism: Thinking the with wash doth. This affects mvjHpeaker a great man if he flatters hearing. How can I remove it or prevent It from collecting".' L. P.. Answer Heller have your doc tor syringe it out. Watch how h does It. or ask him to show you bow. so that you may repeat the syringing from time to time. It Is unsafe to insert anything in ti,, 1 .mi' (it ilin iiileiiinl In remove j the wax. Safety FhM. You've added another bogey to Ml" ,l,,', ,,1' folk, by your r herished by timid! A lanatlc is a man who minks ent article on thc.voii a narrow-minded dry or . a oerils of the bath. Why not now.wiciteo wei u j ou 0011 1 cneei mn ,,;. ,1fcJ ,,,, .n-ti.-li. nn tin dangers ' " " . of picture hailBlUB. 1 here s the ease of ncl- Anion ho slipped i on akc of Ice while haiiBinBI plftUie. fell nntlt-r 11 paSSHl' '',,l ,i m'k ,,i"llJ' ajla unreal the l"-flni nis In the bath room. I'- " Answer It 1 recommended the "f l'l''tures. such an in "'' niiBlit he In order In my t'olutuu. lint us f. recotutneud. only the hanging of those who make the pictures. It doesn't seem appropriate. i tnd hnlMt. nt to rthwe dlunosh ir ,......, illlX AT A I I'Mllt.VI,. l.oiik on Tills Picture. .My husband had suffered from constipation for years, und 1 guess I tieMferefl hi in f,.r uiv mimilia h Answer ! luxsticds whnh cost i 20 to i cents a pound. A tea-; I spoonful or two daily, washed ' down with water or other bever i age. taken with Jelly or other food, j will save the average credulous Yankee household steenteen dol lars a year now squandered on physic And Then on This. Please send Constitution and l'y Ijiws of the lirend and .Milk club. 1 bet (eve you can effect the con- : HOrv.tin an,i eternal salvation of the human race with your won derful system, l know it can be done euhy; people to do It I another thing. It is too eheup and easy. Folk don't want anything cheap und easy. The Lord has been t lying that on them for si thousand years and they are still j asking wn.U spall 1 uu to oc saved .'" Ilev. . T. I. Answer Hut .Mrs. T. J. AY. was different. 1 S ' (Copyright John F. Dllle Co.); house, he looks for a buck door to biieak through. nnK Others endurance; , records don't Impress Hit man wlio.nn neighbor lias ,11 imp that gets luiM'MMiu at iiiglil. The young people aren't us quiet as they were in your day, eh ? Well, would you care to be as iiulet as the old people were then? How suiierlor an American tour- I , . , , , . . . 1 st. feels when he tosses coins nil us: th Hiking him a dangerous crank if he tells us the truth. ' ' , ,r i Quill Points j You can tell an American I I l.n.ii.l U-I1...1 It.. U1.1.C 1. 11 1,1... I Nolo to movie producers: It ' f movement in Cknadlnn whis would be interesting to hear a dog lk.r- Maryland hooch and datule talk, but it would become tiresome I wine." if he didn't say anything worth I w;iiif. Ito'iorts yesterday' showed eon- (lit ions quiet in Palestine, with the Now If somebody had stolen a ! Arabs reporting casualties. Fire railroad rrom the Chinese, that j from n.HrfthUi warship killed many wouldn't have been news. incur Haifa, and Llesau. lxmdon 1 1 ioiivs noii.-.eii.-e. .Minlest y : A man's re I itr tame to umlrev In the locker room w hen there's a hole In one of his wxin. How t'.mcH change: The near naked American. swaying and Crew MAILi TRIBUNE ' ' DAILY GROSS-WORD PUZZLE AC It OSS I. FtltlTO 4. Doslst S l.tit-lirjmoo Urn 13. Karj 13. l.arKP tuIdm II. .Mlitnko IC. Ilfera IJ. Jbrli 14. l'.Hr lit. .Numeral 50. I'nrenl - 51. I.nok nftft it. Ill.t ilenr , SC. t'ornerril SHt fjitbtr nif!ler 3. A tremiilbitf ni. Mini) i 37. 'I'errnrlata. SV. OriwIiitr not 40. Krestlnr 4t. .Mnn't name 45. AHtlsl 41. Mmllrrl 4. I'll- up ' -47. I.t'itjefr . Solution of Yciterday'i Puzzle rasKpjT n 6 :o ;r ,e Efl Ul E .E IVIEBgA.N E N;Ti pUlJN'D EjrfijV ErS ITIA;L UlfiSHRIU.L E rETc E slujeiolSb TjiJgafT r"i3" T E O'l O'U p'p't c ,'ILll IG IHjHs.T!A 'M E ilN S AjOj.l 'rjjjw o oHs 't :O A L?;EN Ee-iA B O RHHU;G jjAG;GiTprt;TEH rSfELl rN;EljE!yElN I-3LRJ et s y dIeMe EJ I! I. l'rt-ttnltDn Hi, 1 iitnielteU t Til fill I I. Soldiers' inrul M. Ifeirnlc .'i0. irl)fciit IS -4. Irificrt oi. Sdrtrl for 70. Cnniiaiiml miin' mini? 71. Assert Itii a'innre riHt Oihir Hastened llue HHIM r.. t;tte I;i rctnrn HO. rtrrtrlllpd l.nrtlrlc 63. IIm- hlaek tJiorn TI. 76. Organ of fcltflit rf.V p p I r p lo 17 I ,i 19 1 10 III 77" " ; 3 . . T7 IT 7s - - Tj - Z3 '. " 9 77 3 rr" TT" jT oS- "7 &T" 39 To fi TTZTZ 77r T It TT Ts p" T$ ' ' L1 s''" 1 ' ' '" ' 1 3 W: Z3 tr "77 tj Tt ; 7Z "7 TB Wm 1 I I 11 I I I h : 1 - ' stumping and yipping In ,'1 wild dance, no longer is culled a savage. llfrth control makes little pro-! gre.s because you never ran U'll when one will be und earn a million in the movies. Don't tell Willie, but the ancient Mayas were wonderful mathema l Icians and the only survivors of the race are unschooled ones. When a sick husband stops his whining prayers and begins to cuss his wife knows he Is out of danger. Correct this sentence John still obeys his moth"r in- all things, said the wife, "but I don't feci re sciitful." a Brisbane's Today (Continued from Pag One.) of religion. It eoiuleiinioil 1 1 :ii: r u 11 diuni iKUl i in in lour (ii ' n AllM'rie.'tns ill t'Vei'V WJtlk of life, in every forin of religious : belief or none..!', i The archbishop refers sarcasti cally to politicians who "keep an eye oh voters, vote with the pro hibition people and drink the health expresses, anxiety about the army ,of yvrlun Ar.hK invod to he nMCh!ng on Jerusalem. ilri,lKi, ,,lrnlannH are lnnk. liiK for. them and, If I'nund. those Arnhs probably will wish they had not marehed. ; Such uprisings, may result In thej murder of a few hy surprise. Hut no sueh uprising In these days of j ! scientlttc war can end hi anything j hut defeat. i The days wheu Invasion hy a ! Mohammedan horde mlizht mean ! di-nu union ioi wcsiciii r.urope have roup by. I Itussia Ititi-nds to "nalloimlle M. Wm borne It. I-Ked rharifo H. Oreal Krii S'J. t ame tugellier ii. Srliie ii, su'ierlatlTO eiiiihur 7. llaunl of vfro ia. ouu aheeis of ptijier 31. Uarullne 32. KoruitT I'hll Itiplne mllilary Ifof ernor 3.i. s on its 31. Pn-vii rlentnc 35, Culnilniitlou . 3l, SfWOil joint .i. Sennnln 41. Ilolped 43. Itr)irnl U. luiltfht'a title 4s. perfume i 4t). Ilnninn beings M. Siip it. Animal doe- . ton eollori. ii. Ilomnn giir ments 7. Table mat AS. It nti out aa. Aerre network Mil. Pronoun 01. Wort,ili9i Imriiis-t i. Low till ti'. Hilled Hit. souibrrn eon- stellatloa "0. Clinrtro for service a DOWN Mlgli Hindi S. Pepnij 3. Aye 4. Oecnn liners 5. liuli A. ).fl out 7. An Apieillo M., ProfTfred n. Sooner Ihnn 10. Mclrle inrustiret . tlic Rabhutli." Kunday is to be ' wined out, becoming like, any other ' day. TI Woi.kinK year will he - fl.1Vf. Tlm nthtlv rivn ,invu ha devoted lo special patriotic com munistic holidays, ,nwt Christian . ida.Vf1- Workers' will have - no "longer hours, for each will set a lUi-hour holiday shift at cerlaln intervals. Hut there will be none of the regu lar religious holidays. The soviet government expects to "increase production and end I religious observance. " It may increase production. It will find religion, the desire for an explanation of things that can not he explained, stronger thaii any soviet. 666 Is a prescription for Colds, Grippe, Flu, Dengue, Bilious Fever and Malaria It Is the most speedy remedy known Imogene Wallace Piano and Harmony Studio Open Sept. 3 Stewart Bldg. 235 East Main St. nOCLY St a. Phomb til I . a A COMPLETE CLEANING ASB I OWINA SDn i Do Yon Remember? TlaV VKAHS AfiO TODAY (From files of the .Mull Tribune.) sept. :t. linn Washington Pre.-ddcnt 'Wilson declares peace treaty and L.eugue uf .N'j.tions will be signed. Rain falls und mercury drops to -lf above. 1 Ashland Tidings Marts a.i daily j new-spuper. Judge W. M. Colvig celebrated j 77.i li annlvfi'Mary yesterday. i Weather report shows August ihad 3 tenth Inch of rain while on j four days the mercury was ubove iua und the average was 71. i Jtosetla McUrail, county nurse j resigns and returns to Phlladel I phlu. Crater Lake during August, an urease of neurly 100 percent over '111 IS. City council establishes first gulur garbage disposal system. TWKXTY YKAKS AC.O TODAY (From files of the Mall Tribune.) Sept. :i, JIMH) Copenhagen All Denmark pays tribute to Lr. Frederick Cook, dis coverer of the North Pole. Ceo. A. Morse buys K. K. Ander son homestead pear Talent for $105,000. Fditorial: ' (..ood acting does not atone for bad plays. "The Ci'rl from ItectorV at the Jheutre last night was course, digustinj,' nd unhealthy. It was vicious, useless and nasty." Large crew of men c learing the brush out of Jish Luke. Victoria. 1J. C: Viscount Las celies who shot a mountain yoat out of aeasun fined $-75. Local Ad: There is no place like home, but the Louve cafe L. cooking is so near the kind mother used to do that you'll forget your troubles, especially if you are eating some of their famous hot waffles and muple syrup for breakfast. Copenhagen lJr. Cook declared here today: "Xo, I will never ugain return to tho North Polo. Crack shots of America, "the Indians." arrive for -Medford shoot. Use Tysmoi for Relief Knlffi-llke jabs of pnln In tho vle.ln lty of the .shnuider hlndft are genorallsr duo to neuritis, brought on by expo sure to draughts or sudden changes of weather, in some cases there Is stiff ness or soreness in the muscles, nrvk Inc It difficult to raise the arm. The safont and caslfist vrtr? to re lieve such an attark in to apply a small quantity of Tysmoi over the affected area. This soothing, henjlnir prepara tion is cpiickty absorbed through th pores and carried to tho throhbim?, aching peripheral nerves. The pntnjt usually stop at onc. and In a very short time tho last traco of sorooesa ahould disappear. . Tysmoi la absolutely harmles fre from dope. Recommended for alt forms of nerve pain, -whether canted py neuritis, neuralgia, srlntica or rheu matism. Sold by leading druffgiata. Always on band at Straus's Drug; Store Adv. WI DEVELOP Films Free West Side Pharmacy TOUR REXALL STORK I Open Snndayi and E7nlse All th Tim rf WATCH ft REPAIRING i. By BUD FISHER Trie MOST"