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MtnFOMl I'KINTINO CO.
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BilKKIIT w. Ill III., Kdltor
I. lUMlTKR SMITH. llanaiar
An lndtptndrnt Nfwpaiar
Kntafad u ateonri data mailer at aiadfard,
Oratoo, under Act of Mardi 8, 1HT9.
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Hellr! ltlioul Biuntar', one year!!!!!! l!oO
lially, ilh Bunday. one year (.00
AU term, tab In ad.anee.
tIKMBKB IIP THE ASKOi'lATKIi I'llKSB
. Benhlraj .Full Leased W'lre "errle.
Tht Ajuoelatad lrea Lf eirlusitcly entitled le
tin use 'or iHilillrallnn of all ne.a ditpatche.
tredltrd to It or oUu-raite credited In IMa panar,
"".J". ! l",l,Ko, ,"lu,,, ("'V"-.,
tTL?,C,Ti''''' 'M'
niflelal paner of the City of Medford.
Um"' " J"k" t"""-
Rvfirn dally aimee rirculitlno for ilx bodUu
nmina Aina ih, i.
Adierthtng RrpfeitnUtifM
tIL V, MOGKNHKN k CDMI'ANT
Orrirea In Neff Turk, (.'lilrajto, Drlrlt, Ian
Vruictsco, Lot Aneelei, Seal tic. PortUnd-
Ye Smudge Pot
Hy Arthur JVrry
Lalior Day Ik i.lslory, and the
. next elinnce to no fi-shinn and K"Hi
vantlnK. will hv aMcdford Mty ut
the county fair.
llldi'.s of vai nilnt.s are once more
- HrioniiitK the , rounded neck and
nhfipely Hlioiildcr.s of the fair, and
b'u.sli! how they huta to do it.
The r. KeedMender from Oreuoii
who won diHtinctioii by eoneoetiiiK
u farm aid hill that neither himself
or anybody else could ever deter
mine jtiHt what It meant, und thu
Jr. Keedwender from Oregon, are
both reported In hot pursuit of. u
luiiff measure brewed by (treyoirfc
most chronic; habit ConKrosHiiian
llHwley. The tariff J the only
enrthly topic; that can discussed'
learnedly by all. unhampered by
the 'dlhtest knowledge tf the
tariff, ho the senatorial seeflsenders,
will ko after ( 'onressinan law
leyH pet measure, fearlessly and
ferociously. The attack will Nound
dovgHHtutlnK, hut will do no dam
ubo. OoiiKreKHiiiHa I law ley ha too
mtiiy fiicndK with votes, to uunoy
to the point of political anger. If
CoMKicHsman 1 lawlcy should take
n notion to run for the senate, one
certain leading citizen of the state
would resume the practise of law.
AMI THAT'S A UT
( Knee in ltc(cMcr)
' If for no other reason we
- ouuhl (f welcome lilm dhe
California tourJst ) because
fewer of the femiulneM In his
earn wear men's pants than is
the vhhv among our own na
tives. The J. .Cochran Itobln family
Aave soon to spend the chilly
pet led In Die south. Cochran Kobln
Is superintendent of the walk.
Two KPtits, who have been mad
at each other since the fall of
IU'2.1, ns the result of a dispute
over 93.Gr., took a drink toKciher
oii the 31st and are friends once
more.
While a fugitive rrom justice, he
risked sending u letter to an Okla
homa newspaper In which ho said
he might rob banks hut denied i
eh m no of chlckeu . theft. ( I'ress
HNpateh.) Professional juido leaps
forward.
A visitor, who did nut appear
hungry, called this morning, and.
while the undersigned was not
looking chewed Into a paper wad
a clipping that told of the surprise
of ii young lady .single), who had
hien running around with a man
(married , The wife discovered
(he chicanery (flue word, that),
and was slightly put out at the
trend of the romantic events. The
young lady held that the wife was
unreasonable and hail no ground
to be suspicious, and asked Aunt
I'llnellhi of the lovelorn column, to
furnish a recipe to fix things up.
The human goat also ate up Aunt
I'llKCllla's recipe.
Ol'IIKItWlsi; Ml MiY-UOltY
(llungor. Me.. Commercial)
There Is no doubt about It, the
country Is all wrong, one has but
to. read to find that out. Only
about 30 per cent of the eligible
voters vote. Writers of history
text books are leaching our youth
that lie Ilea u Wood was a bati le.
w he, eas (he off icial records cbiMi
It as a local engagement, l-.tght
million of our pianos are , out of
ttinVjiml are ruining our musical
"in nil'. Our medical education Is all
wroliKatid so Is all the ret of our
education. Kxpostire of 1 he hu
lyitti.form, due to sluvUh sub.servl
oner .to style, is under mining our
health, although It is saving many
oX us from pneumonia ami tuber
culosis. Threetiuarters of tin do
not brush our teeth.
We have tut Ki"'ut native music,
and our theatres are all wrong. In
art we nre several thousand year
behind the 1 lot ten tots. We are
speed-mini, and devote far too
much lime to pleasure. A New
York gentleman complains that
when 111 athletes enter nn Inter
national contest their mIc aim Is
to win.
In spite of several score liiagn.
nines uf huge clrculat Ion de voted
to the aft of hanging curtains ami
making currant J'lly, the Ameri
can home Is bring destroyed.
Wages nvv ho high that we don't
'know what to do with our money,
but tho average American can't
afford a doctor. We arc lonlnff our
hair and .our teeth und most uf us
iiuvo to wear glasses.
In Hhorl. wo ure In terrible
shape, und there Is no hope for us
unless wo walk nix ml lew a day.
rirlnk lots of water between meal-
Ii!.c1 til.u fioliiclhlliK foi 0111 bait
tosla,
Editorial Correspondence
-'mi Fraticiso. Cal.. Sipt. I .
mere 18 niwas somrinmg ne.v.
For the first time In history the
K"od fillip Sedan has made tilt' vny-
aK( from .Medford In Han Frallehj
. In one day. Anil li h such 1111 easy
trip, wo wonder why fur mi ninny
years we miulc L'urliinu or WIHiiwm
n.MMls tu .In is H.art tn .,r H11-0
hours nrllrr nil. I vullr tlin ill '! I
honr ahurl.-r.
We H.-t will rrnm the ltix I'afi'
at li 11. m. Saturday and rolled on
111.. IScrk.-l.-y f.-rry for San Kran -
cl.so ut S n. in.. fi-i-lltiK as frexh an-1
fri.ky u h coupln of Min-drl. d and
j ilusl -lilou 11 daisies. In split' of a uuin In "lilllldoK llrumuiond."
rouish ami dusty m-ven-mlle ilelotl, "All wain walHlm! All m-atH wait-
! north of Wertl. where t hoy are pav-j nt.-' So r"l .arpet, 1,111 an eerie
: B a portion of the 1'aelfle hlull-I lilue lKhi a nd more IH-erled nttend-
, . , , ... I . , ., .,
1 " :1 0 mi"11. Hint; at 1. nun-1 t.-linntlni: the Maine wins,
uli-x of 1. w here we had llineh. A .Medford huddle was called and
1-eavliiK Ihere at 12:3M we slruek : deehled to do some wailing
- Ht....-t-.-i.i near Woodland he . j M our own aeount. "Jles, chance
fore 3. 1 Slit there Ihere was mum- In the hak-uny" said the pale-faced
thlnK new acaln. All the way to fluillcy. so we ellml.ed to the top of
I lierkeley there was a steady stream,,,,,, hnl it: and Joined a crowd
i uf earn fi-oiu .San rranciHO and
jmhli'iily ri-alizcd f wvrt motoring
at the tt:trt of the Labor Ony week
riul. The prneeHHlon wh lit v rally
contliiuoiiH an unhroken lino ruah-
I fig along bumper to rear tail fight,
apparently hound for the state fair
at .Sacra men to fir iCeno, Nevada.
They could ha idly lie making for
the dried out territory of the aSae-
ramenio valley. I'nder such Ir
eu instances good time was Impos
sible, incidentally, there should
be it law against driving too slowly
as well as driving too fast. Kvery
onc going south appeared to be out
fur a sun-set stroll, The doctor W(aS
so disgusted he took off his shoes,
exposed his Jaeger Hol'ks to the
ocean breeze and went to sleep !
l.est some one assume we broke
the speed laws somewhere en route
our log can he offered in refutation.
Ten hours driving time from .Med
ford to San I'Yanciseo. Ull average
of 42 miles an hour according to
(lie speedometer reading 3 miles
below the ('..lifornJa speed limit
ah, ha. fooled you again. An easy
one-day trip!
"One good thing," opined the
doctor, as he opened one eye to
mark the procession on our left
still unbroken, "no one will be left
In San Francisco; plenty of seats
at the theatres."
So, after dinner, we decided to
seo Janet fJaynor at the new Fox
theatre. The entrance was Impos
ing a rich red carpet spread on
Daily Meteorological Report
scpi. :t, ni -mi.
Medford and vicinity: Fair to
night and Wednesday; warmer
Wednesday.
Oregon: Fair tonight and Wed
nesday. Warmer In interior Wed
nesday. f 1 -3
T3 -it
)ocaI Data
Temperature ( degrees) 7U
Highest (last 1 hours)
Lowest (last 'X hours) 11
Itel. humidity (per ct.) U4
Precipitation Inches) .. tt
State of weather Clear
71!
0
Clear
Lowest temperature this mo
Ing -III degrees.
Total preelpltatiiin since Sept
l!rj!i, .till Inches.
Sunset today, A1 p. m.
Sunrls(i Wednesday, ?;'M a. in.
Sunset Weilnesday, ft: 4 0 p. m.
Highest a year ago today,
Lowest a year ugo today, 50. ,
ObservalJoiw Taken nt 5 A. M.
I2i)tli Meridian Time
S 1
5
3 H
-1 o
: 3
r s
Maker City tiii :js Ctear
Itlsmarck ' -Hi ltalu
Itoise 7il -Hi Clear
Henvrr Mi (ill P. Cdy.
Oes .Moines If.1 12 rdy.
Fresno 00 tilt Clear
Helena 71 -lo Cloudy
Los Angeles .... ml (is Clear
Marshfield 7n Hi Clear
Phoenix in 1 7o p. Cdy.
Portland 7 I fHi Clear
lied llluff i'4 00 Clear
Pobnhiirg 7 t fid Clear
Salt Lake Clly.. 7L fiS Cloudy
San I'l'tmclsco... 70 Mi Clear
Santa l'e S'' 5' Clear
Seattle (is 5:' Clear
.Spokane US : Clear
I Walla Walla .. . 71 4ii Clear
WHinlpeg .... . .... w: Cloudy
111 "I'ClllSllN.
.MetenroloBlst.
MUTT AND JEFF
the sidewalk and miiny liveried at-
- - '" "
saying UK' sr.mc tiling, All se'i.s l ... ,u,,frei, l(y ,f. Brviy If t umN, srlf-vMrewl niirlope h mked. IVttefi tiiid bi
waiting- fill Seats waiting!" A new and uritlrn In Ink. Uwtng to U Urge nnmbcr of lettm rrtrheri. only a few can be amr
line to "x. Mi the doctor investiga-i fd twie. No rfply mb ho mada to Querlu out CQDiurnlng to UbUuction. addrew Of. Wiuiaa
el a ml reported thnt as iikikiI thev
were nil wrong- in fact their grasp
: f uh. Knitllsh liinituairn win so Im-
j iwi lVot. they wc iv Ki.yliiK pi wlm'ly
; .,. .,.iv iylnK. '
All .1.11. w..i-.. 1...1 u-aliliiL. Tlx.
xrnlK Win., all rillcil nml iili.illt half
I f iho population of Sun l-'ranclHOO
j wu'n walling!
, Wi-ll. the ..thi-r iii.ivI.-h would lie I
I d.-.-..-ri ed. nn in. and.-r.-d down mi
: the Ca lifnrnli. to ia-o lioland Colo
'that rrscinhlcil the tstipcrs In the
mob scene of "Itobespierre." Wait
ing was right. For a solid hour we
stood in line, being marched and
counter-marched by a siiur.d of af
fable ushers who were dressed Ilk.
West I'olnt cadets and wo hope wi'.'.
go there some day.
"liulldog Drummond" was almost
worth It. A good talkie, somewhat
overdrawn In spots, but Coleman
Is a real star and as usual, grabs
th show.
In a few minutes we cast off for
Carmel and the national amateur
golf tournament, which Is the ob
jective of this one week sortie. This
being the first time In history this
important golfing event has been
staged west (,f the Kockles, Cali
fornia is pretty well hopped up over
the ancient and honorable game.
Wc hope there will be some news
In it. However H looks doubtful.
For everyone Is sure i.obby Jones
wi) win his third amateur title
and I lobby winning again is no
more news than that old wheeze of
the dog biting a man. However v"
started out with something new and
perhaps that's the way this excur
sion will end. Some young man
perhaps one scarcely mentioned in
the advance dope will bite that
Jones dog. From a news stand
point wo hope so. Hut from the
standpoint of "may the best man!
win" we i re not so sure. I
Here comes the doctor f.s fresh!
as a Mye-lJye! H. '. TI. I
Radio Program
KMED
Mall Tribune-Virgin Station
: !
Tiiestlay. Sept. :t
l!:"n In ; : 1 T K.MK1J.
I- 11:15 In lt:;tll News and mar-
ket reports hy .Mall Trilium-
(i:3i) 10 7:lHl i-oleinan and
J.awtoit und .Medford Ser
vice Station.
X:(MI In S:30 1Mb Tall.
:in to 0:110 ItoKtie llivcr
( 'anni-ry.
Il.lio to 10 California (ire-
irnn Cower Co.
W.'tlnestlay, Sept. .
.111 ,i Ml .Model I lolhlliK
Co.
111 10 10:30 Mann's Di-pi.
Store. 4
10:30 to II Heath's Miuk
Store.
! II to 1 I : 3o Medford Klectric
11:30 to 1 Lewis Super
! Service.
! 1L noon News flashes liy the
Mall Tribune.
12 to 12:311 Jackson County
IIIiIk. & Loan.
12:30 lo 1:110 K.Mi:i.
1 mil to 1
Oyeing.
-City Cleaning
1 ::io to l'.(t0 -Modern Dairy.
L'-.oo to ;i:on Dr. Samlbothe.
li:0o to 6:1.1 K.MKD.
Ii:15 to 6:30 News und mar
kets by Mall Tribune.
:;io to 7:00 The Crescent
D.ilrles.
HTI TTUAItT, C.ermanv, (iT The ,
11 - ...
h.
Iliscovercu imoeuUPU 111 a Cross
over Ihe tahernaelo of the town1
church a thorn which w is envere.i:
I with varnish to preserve it from
decav and was so i-luoonl.-.l l.e .111
Latin Inscription atatliiB that the !
relic was from Iheh crown of:
lliorns of Christ. 'I'lie church for.
mrrly liclonK.-d to a monaslerv of
the AuKusllnlans who were close.
ly affiliated with the l.alei ,,a I
,.,.,... 1, u. ii I
llurns Paving of streets In this
place progressing rapidly.
Mister Mutt Was Serenading the Wrecking
r KV"V V l NIX, MUTT, t DON'TT -j THR.'S So.vaCTMIMG I r'-rHs.R.S 1 "P
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Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. .
' i(ttf( vrtAtnlng to Derional health
Brady, in cart w i
I
IMK'lOltS SIKH 1,1) XOT
A 'render sends It Piiko from a
i...ul:.r wwl;kly IliaKUjinu conuiln
! IliK on IH IUI" I'lltltli'd "Kun.-rali
J That Kill the
Mourners." -n,e ar- j ,..,. ,H, VonsenU-d to try flax
ticlc Is I" '"1''" I seeds as you recommended. Now
under the tap-, w,n.t llo wllliout flnxseeils.
Hon Science aml,im, tMnK thrm h(, x.,m e.M
Invention." llio 1 .-! beans and heun aoup, which
fail to detect anyj h(. lnV(,H .jhul Ilny unpleasant
Heienct.' In tlletwol (.rf, tHMrK ,,. , w
i iiiiiiiiin in h in
howsoever - much
invention t h e r
may be In It.
The article Is uj
r e h a s h of Un
hackneyed :.. wspapcr idea that 1
the late Ambassador II e r r I c k
"caught cold" by marching bare -1
headed at .Marshal I'och's funeral i
und a collection of halfbakett com-"
meats by laymen, undertakers ,
and tin like on the grave menac :
m i.eauii ami i.ie - ii our uuu.m
custom 01 uaring uit mviiu at u
funeral, irrespective of the wca-
ther. The reader assures me that
this article ought to hold me for
a while but It probably won't
he says, for I'll be just as ornery
about the "catching cold" business
as ever, und as for that he will
stay with me to the lust sneeze.
lie says In such mutters he
bank on my judgment rather than
that of the esteemed weekly mag
azine. In the funny article a Spring
field newspaper is quoted as say
ing that Undertakers apprcciati
that many colds are contracted in
cemeteries when men stand with
bared heads in a chilly wind. They
are unused to such exposure and
suffer from it. whereas the un
dertakers, being accustomed to it.
sui icr no in ei utis.
I certainly prefer an undertaker
who can crack a wood Joke at the) people feel sorry for the poor
riullt time, hut I hold he should j monkey stared at In the zoo. and
save his Nest Hluff for the wake yet life guards seem to enjoy it.
and not tlisturh the decorum of
the mourners at the interment. Tile real prolilem of the Allies is
Let oliscire authorities on liu- to Ket all Heinle can pay and yet
man pathulouy cut up a.s much asl'ave him enough lo buy their pro
thev please; undertakers should duets.
hear their hurden with due sol- Kmluracc rccwrd8 ., soem
emni y. whether It Is a prof Itable ,.oma,.kal,,t. , , wh(,ro amost
plantlm; or not ...,, everyhody has kept at it until he
Some time when the S prli K u- toumI ,mrkl e,
doctors lire attendlnK strictly t0
linslnesH and the local imdeitakers;: ,-,. ,'lat' ilm(ler, there Is lirlbory
are enjoylllK a. Iirlef lull, I'd likc-jad ofl'ieial corruption In tile, on
to challeiiBe a select committee "f forceinent of the law ucainsi stoal-
Ihem In meet me In a nareneaiieo
contest In some convenient Brave
yard when the weather is rlKhl for
a had cold. I'll leave it to the
hoys .in the stovepipe hats tot
choose weather Just as dirty as!
they like. I'll go as lidless as 1
was the day I was horn, and the
casketeers may cuddle under what
ever head coverlliB or protection
they prefer. . :rJ
Not until somebody shows; that
undertakers are less susceptible to
any particular Illness or allmeni
than mlnlMcrs.- doctors or florists
are. can we listen lo these droll ,
asseverations of the funeral di
rectors and Sui'Beon C.en. ilUBht
S. CuminlitB with a slralKht face.
. Some people think they are
0 TIONS NI AVSMI-.UN ,rUflhlnK l(l th(t (K.fl.nw ut Uml.
.Might Help. j bergh when theyare just bragging
Wluit can you suggest thatiabout knowing him.
might help a person w ho has spells
of deiiresslon of the h
I,
wiui
difficulty In breathing. . . S. H.itbe ground for Arabs to scramble 1
Answer A dmior. 1 for! Anil then he comes home
Whs In Km. and competes with his own kind
1 am bothered by the nccu- )18 the Arabs did.
ambition f wax in my ear. so 1
deeplv that I cannot remove It Americanism: Thinking the
with wash doth. This affects mvjHpeaker a great man if he flatters
hearing. How can I remove it or
prevent It from collecting".' L. P..
Answer Heller have your doc
tor syringe it out. Watch how
h does It. or ask him to show
you bow. so that you may repeat
the syringing from time to time.
It Is unsafe to insert anything in
ti,, 1 .mi' (it ilin iiileiiinl In remove
j the wax.
Safety FhM.
You've added another bogey to
Ml" ,l,,', ,,1'
folk, by your r
herished by timid! A lanatlc is a man who minks
ent article on thc.voii a narrow-minded dry or . a
oerils of the bath. Why not now.wiciteo wei u j ou 0011 1 cneei mn
,,;. ,1fcJ ,,,, .n-ti.-li. nn tin dangers
' " " .
of picture hailBlUB. 1 here s the
ease of ncl- Anion ho slipped i
on
akc of Ice while haiiBinBI
plftUie. fell nntlt-r 11 paSSHl'
'',,l ,i m'k ,,i"llJ' ajla unreal the
l"-flni nis In the bath room.
I'- "
Answer It 1 recommended the
"f l'l''tures. such an in
"'' niiBlit he In order In my
t'olutuu. lint us f. recotutneud. only
the hanging of those who make
the pictures. It doesn't seem appropriate.
i
tnd hnlMt. nt to rthwe dlunosh ir ,......,
illlX AT A I I'Mllt.VI,.
l.oiik on Tills Picture.
.My husband had suffered from
constipation for years, und 1 guess
I tieMferefl hi in f,.r uiv mimilia h
Answer ! luxsticds whnh cost
i 20 to i cents a pound. A tea-;
I spoonful or two daily, washed
' down with water or other bever
i age. taken with Jelly or other food,
j will save the average credulous
Yankee household steenteen dol
lars a year now squandered on
physic
And Then on This.
Please send Constitution and l'y
Ijiws of the lirend and .Milk club.
1 bet (eve you can effect the con-
: HOrv.tin an,i eternal salvation of
the human race with your won
derful system, l know it can be
done euhy; people to do It I
another thing. It is too eheup and
easy. Folk don't want anything
cheap und easy. The Lord has
been t lying that on them for si
thousand years and they are still j
asking wn.U spall 1 uu to oc
saved .'" Ilev. . T. I.
Answer Hut .Mrs. T. J. AY. was
different. 1 S '
(Copyright John F. Dllle Co.);
house, he looks for a buck door to
biieak through.
nnK
Others endurance; , records
don't Impress Hit man wlio.nn
neighbor lias ,11 imp that gets
luiM'MMiu at iiiglil.
The young people aren't us quiet
as they were in your day, eh ?
Well, would you care to be as
iiulet as the old people were then?
How suiierlor an American tour- I
, . , , , . . . 1
st. feels when he tosses coins nil
us: th Hiking him a dangerous
crank if he tells us the truth.
' ' , ,r i
Quill Points j
You can tell an American I
I l.n.ii.l U-I1...1 It.. U1.1.C 1. 11 1,1... I
Nolo to movie producers: It ' f movement in Cknadlnn whis
would be interesting to hear a dog lk.r- Maryland hooch and datule
talk, but it would become tiresome I wine."
if he didn't say anything worth I
w;iiif. Ito'iorts yesterday' showed eon-
(lit ions quiet in Palestine, with the
Now If somebody had stolen a ! Arabs reporting casualties. Fire
railroad rrom the Chinese, that j from n.HrfthUi warship killed many
wouldn't have been news. incur Haifa, and Llesau. lxmdon
1 1
ioiivs noii.-.eii.-e.
.Minlest y : A man's re I itr
tame to umlrev In the locker
room w hen there's a hole In
one of his wxin.
How t'.mcH change: The near
naked American. swaying and
Crew
MAILi TRIBUNE ' '
DAILY GROSS-WORD PUZZLE
AC It OSS
I. FtltlTO
4. Doslst
S l.tit-lirjmoo
Urn
13. Karj
13. l.arKP tuIdm
II. .Mlitnko
IC. Ilfera
IJ. Jbrli
14. l'.Hr
lit. .Numeral
50. I'nrenl -
51. I.nok nftft
it. Ill.t ilenr ,
SC. t'ornerril
SHt fjitbtr nif!ler
3. A tremiilbitf
ni. Mini) i
37. 'I'errnrlata.
SV. OriwIiitr not
40. Krestlnr
4t. .Mnn't name
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stumping and yipping In ,'1 wild
dance, no longer is culled a savage.
llfrth control makes little pro-!
gre.s because you never ran U'll
when one will be
und earn a million in the movies.
Don't tell Willie, but the ancient
Mayas were wonderful mathema
l Icians and the only survivors of
the race are unschooled ones.
When a sick husband stops his
whining prayers and begins to cuss
his wife knows he Is out of danger.
Correct this sentence
John still
obeys his moth"r in- all things,
said the wife, "but I don't feci re
sciitful." a
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Pag One.)
of religion. It
eoiuleiinioil
1 1 :ii: r
u 11 diuni iKUl i in in lour (ii
' n
AllM'rie.'tns ill t'Vei'V WJtlk of
life, in every forin of religious :
belief or none..!', i
The archbishop refers sarcasti
cally to politicians who "keep an
eye oh voters, vote with the pro
hibition people and drink the health
expresses, anxiety about the army
,of yvrlun Ar.hK invod to he
nMCh!ng on Jerusalem.
ilri,lKi, ,,lrnlannH are lnnk.
liiK for. them and, If I'nund. those
Arnhs probably will wish they had
not marehed. ;
Such uprisings, may result In thej
murder of a few hy surprise. Hut
no sueh uprising In these days of j !
scientlttc war can end hi anything j
hut defeat. i
The days wheu Invasion hy a !
Mohammedan horde mlizht mean !
di-nu union ioi wcsiciii r.urope
have roup by. I
Itussia Ititi-nds to "nalloimlle
M. Wm borne
It. I-Ked rharifo
H. Oreal Krii
S'J. t ame tugellier
ii. Srliie
ii, su'ierlatlTO
eiiiihur
7. llaunl of vfro
ia. ouu aheeis of
ptijier
31. Uarullne
32. KoruitT I'hll
Itiplne mllilary
Ifof ernor
3.i. s on its
31. Pn-vii rlentnc
35, Culnilniitlou .
3l, SfWOil joint
.i. Sennnln
41. Ilolped
43. Itr)irnl
U. luiltfht'a title
4s. perfume i
4t). Ilnninn beings
M. Siip
it. Animal doe-
. ton eollori.
ii. Ilomnn giir
ments
7. Table mat
AS. It nti out
aa. Aerre network
Mil. Pronoun
01. Wort,ili9i
Imriiis-t
i. Low till
ti'. Hilled
Hit. souibrrn eon-
stellatloa
"0. Clinrtro for
service a
DOWN
Mlgli Hindi
S. Pepnij
3. Aye
4. Oecnn liners
5. liuli
A. ).fl out
7. An Apieillo
M., ProfTfred
n. Sooner Ihnn
10. Mclrle
inrustiret
. tlic Rabhutli." Kunday is to be
' wined out, becoming like, any other
' day.
TI Woi.kinK year will he
- fl.1Vf. Tlm nthtlv rivn ,invu ha
devoted lo special patriotic com
munistic holidays, ,nwt Christian
. ida.Vf1-
Workers' will have - no "longer
hours, for each will set a lUi-hour
holiday shift at cerlaln intervals.
Hut there will be none of the regu
lar religious holidays.
The soviet government expects
to "increase production and end
I religious observance. "
It may increase production. It
will find religion, the desire for
an explanation of things that can
not he explained, stronger thaii
any soviet.
666
Is a prescription for
Colds, Grippe, Flu, Dengue,
Bilious Fever and Malaria
It Is the most speedy remedy
known
Imogene Wallace
Piano and Harmony
Studio Open Sept. 3
Stewart Bldg.
235 East Main St.
nOCLY St a. Phomb til I
. a
A COMPLETE CLEANING ASB
I OWINA SDn i
Do Yon Remember?
TlaV VKAHS AfiO TODAY
(From files of the .Mull Tribune.)
sept. :t. linn
Washington Pre.-ddcnt 'Wilson
declares peace treaty and L.eugue
uf .N'j.tions will be signed.
Rain falls und mercury drops to
-lf above.
1 Ashland Tidings Marts a.i daily
j new-spuper.
Judge W. M. Colvig celebrated
j 77.i li annlvfi'Mary yesterday.
i Weather report shows August
ihad 3 tenth Inch of rain while on
j four days the mercury was ubove
iua und the average was 71.
i Jtosetla McUrail, county nurse
j resigns and returns to Phlladel
I phlu.
Crater Lake during August, an
urease of neurly 100 percent over
'111 IS.
City council establishes first
gulur garbage disposal system.
TWKXTY YKAKS AC.O TODAY
(From files of the Mall Tribune.)
Sept. :i, JIMH)
Copenhagen All Denmark pays
tribute to Lr. Frederick Cook, dis
coverer of the North Pole.
Ceo. A. Morse buys K. K. Ander
son homestead pear Talent for
$105,000.
Fditorial: ' (..ood acting does not
atone for bad plays. "The Ci'rl
from ItectorV at the Jheutre last
night was course, digustinj,' nd
unhealthy. It was vicious, useless
and nasty."
Large crew of men c learing the
brush out of Jish Luke.
Victoria. 1J. C: Viscount Las
celies who shot a mountain yoat
out of aeasun fined $-75.
Local Ad: There is no place
like home, but the Louve cafe L.
cooking is so near the kind
mother used to do that you'll
forget your troubles, especially
if you are eating some of their
famous hot waffles and muple
syrup for breakfast.
Copenhagen lJr. Cook declared
here today: "Xo, I will never ugain
return to tho North Polo.
Crack shots of America, "the
Indians." arrive for -Medford shoot.
Use Tysmoi for Relief
Knlffi-llke jabs of pnln In tho vle.ln
lty of the .shnuider hlndft are genorallsr
duo to neuritis, brought on by expo
sure to draughts or sudden changes of
weather, in some cases there Is stiff
ness or soreness in the muscles, nrvk
Inc It difficult to raise the arm.
The safont and caslfist vrtr? to re
lieve such an attark in to apply a small
quantity of Tysmoi over the affected
area. This soothing, henjlnir prepara
tion is cpiickty absorbed through th
pores and carried to tho throhbim?,
aching peripheral nerves. The pntnjt
usually stop at onc. and In a very
short time tho last traco of sorooesa
ahould disappear. .
Tysmoi la absolutely harmles fre
from dope. Recommended for alt
forms of nerve pain, -whether canted
py neuritis, neuralgia, srlntica or rheu
matism. Sold by leading druffgiata.
Always on band at
Straus's Drug; Store Adv.
WI DEVELOP
Films Free
West Side Pharmacy
TOUR REXALL STORK
I
Open Snndayi and E7nlse
All th Tim
rf WATCH
ft REPAIRING
i.
By BUD FISHER
Trie MOST"