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PACE FOUTC reDFOKT) MATL TuTDryE, MEDrOKD, OTJEfSON, ' MOXDAV, .TUXE 3, 1D2A." H BPFORD MAIL TRIBUNE . Tttf ftunOir WattU MKPfOUl' PtlNTIM CO. ts-jtr-ii n. iv l ' Ac f Uutk t. iT aritariupTioN iatv to lull la AditiM Duly, vita Sunlir. rar l)4llj. aiib 8uur. awotfe "6 bull. vithMtl Bundw. rur Oclif. lUKttl Sunday, aoota Wtvklr U&ll TrlUu. tt ) " I ftumUj, um rur By Ctrrtcr, Ifi Aditnea Id Hwtford. AbUna I UckMmllk, Central Point. PbMOti. TiUol )U j D4J1J, rlUj BuDdei, awMll Tfc I Duly, vtihoal Sundaj. Month i Dallj, Vltboilt SuikIU. fN FMT f 00 I Duy, vltli Sundv, oar rwr I Oft AiJ Urw, eab la k)ao- I MEMBER OP THE AMoCMTED PKMI Bwrlrlnc Puli Iaa-4 Wirt ferric Th Asoewtcd rr It tieJwitclj totllM to lot dm lot publleattao ( all o dUcattfw cradlted U It r oUmtvIm ertdltad la Utf pap, od alio to tha Ul orwi puttltabcd briii All rlctito for publieulea af aaMlal dhaiiffcai aralB art alt rataned. OTTleUl paper of tha City it Mwtfart. Officii! pap of Jwkon County. tvorn daiir ar tract drtulatlM far all iodine Oet. I, maa, 44a AdrartUtng nrprcwnutlrai U C MIMiENSKN TuMfAHT Omeat la Nn Yurk, Chlcafu. Dew, rraacuca, Loa Aocdai, Bealllt, Portland. Ye Smudge Pot y Arthur Ptrry There viik a general exodus of Older Oirl to the aeashore yeHler day, and intiHiiiuch aa the atate of California forbids the picking of flower" In the wlldwood, with characteristic female determina tion, they endeavored to pick them all. The community Ik threatened with another male chorw. It wan thought the aipht of the male In opera length hosiery would never attain be Inflicted here abouts, but no such luck. A OM TKItllOlt FADKS (KniMiiin (Run.) (iiizctu) An old-fashioned hell ser mon has not been preached In this locality for two years. As man becomes richer and richer he slouichs off his be lief In hell. ilell la needed by the poor as a place for the rich to fry In. Gooseberries are on the markets. The gooseberry results In a low grade ol pie or wine, anil will not Jell. m,i:ssix(i no. .- (Albany Democrat ) And thut's why we like Oregon, And never shall we flaunt It, Kor we cm have u sparkling glass Of water when we want It; Or splash, or swim, or sal) a boat. Anil leave canteens behind us, tio sing a gay Uriitht roundelay For thirst shall never find us! The Hcnlur r1hh and the footlmll team got their HheopHkins tlilH week. S'Xt la II the local preMH will revert again. It In pr'Mtlt-ted, to the headline: "Hard Luck and Fumbles Heat Mcdfnrd." The nrhnol fUHt neanon started upstate. has Another Income tax election In In the offing, taking the mind of the Htate off Huch vital prohlenm oh fishing and Huch pawl linen iih railroad development. The flint cutting of yellow iuuh tard lu in the Htack. S.MAKTVI! (HIvnu Icdger) A certain yoniiff man In OdoKKa has a young niece of about hIx MurnmerM, who in do voted to him, anil one ot her chief attracthmH Im a pair of dimpled knecH. Sunday morn lug ihn cam i in lifter Sunday nehool and mit down right be hind her uncle and he whh playing with her until church marled. Iurlng one of the opening Hongw he reached back and tickled her knee, when he noticed tho differ ence, and hurriedly turning around, lie Haw that mime late Hrrlvaht had come In and piitihcd the young niece away from hitn and he was looking into the faco of un utter stranger. "Friends and relative of the de fendant were kept In upender until the jury returned It verdict of acquittal.-" (Found , by At.) Khappy trial. If there Ik going to be any um mer. It better be netting at It. Once upon a lime a waffle Iroi was hut, H if alleged. June brides have started to show up, along with the iiiconplrunus June groom. . 4 TABLE ROCK FIELDS TAHbi; HOCK, Ore., June 3. (Special.) Two large buck deer have been spending the spring months In the underbrush Jut out side of the alfalfa field on the It. I. Orcgory place. i ('hurley DugK'in, who was ope erated on for appen-llcltis Inst week Hi a Medford hospital, Ik reported to be getting alone nicely nnd will leave the hospital In a few days. Chute Juiiiitrr Kim-il KACIIAMKNTM. Calif . June J.--' (TVFrank I rooks, attempting tt triple pn rue bote le p. escH pe I death after the first chute he hud cut away fell ti po n the one t ha t wan lowering hlm lo earth. Ii rooks fttrnggled for 3oilO feet Itefnre h wan able lo clear away the added burden nntf nvo hia life. I I I AN EXCONVICl'S CURE IX tlic June IJiirper" tlirri- is uu interest in"; iliupnosis of the crime wave by Jack: Jilnck, nil ex conviet who, lifter L'" yeiirfc of crime, turned straight because a Sim Francisco jude sen tenced him to a year ii.lciid of life and Haiti : "I believe you have euricient character to build a new life. I will give you that ruaiice." "lie pave me my life.' explains the author, "and I couldn't double-cross him any more than I could double-cross the friend who once cut the burs in a. jail window uud pave me my liberty, l oyalty is the only virtue of the underworld. 1 repeat, I have never known one criminal who was reformed through cruelty. The1 records are full of enses of men, notorious for the'r vio lence, who reformed 'when their loyalty was challenged." Hlaek denies he favors "cuddling" the criminal. Jtut he does favor understanding him, for he cLaiins that only through si:ch understaiidiii': can the criminal be reformed, and the pro duction of more criminals be checked.- WE know quite) well what the popular reaction to this article will be. "What do you expect from an ex-con-victf Of course he Wiints lenience and phycho-an'alysis instead of the noose. It is thi sort of half-baked sentimentalism that stimulates the crime wa-ve. What we need are more laws and more drastic punishment. There is a lot of reformation at the end of a rope." The author realizes this and (fives this answer: "The secret of the euro of crime-1 If thfvre Is nne la con tained In a knowledge of iln cause. The psychologist with his cool scientific mind and a background of knowledge secured through experience and observation. Is only Just beginning to learn why we behave like human beings. How much more dif ficult Is It to determlno why so many of' us behave Inhumanly. Yot, without so determining, who can prevent the crime wave of tomorrow which Is In the k-Jiidergarteii of today. "The right people are working on the w Tng end of the prob lem. If they would give more attention to the high chair, they would soon put cobwebs on the electric chair. They lay too much stress on what the wrong oeople do. not on wrv they do It; on what they are: Instead of how they got that way. "Danny Ryan's mother said it aji when she neid out her arms to her son In the cell next to mine, and cried: "Da.iny boy, how come you soV ' What, then, In a nulshel!, Ik my raise asnlnst the right people? I contend that more laws and more punlKliment will mean noth ing but more crime and violence. VTiat we need Is more science. We need more emphasis 0:1 preventJon rather than punishment. "I know hundreds of reformed criminals, and I don't know one who was reformed by a policeman's night stick, a severe sentence 'or prison cruelty. I know hundreds of criminals who were re fo;med by kindness. 1 know scores of potential criminals who were made into useful, law-abiding citizens through understand ing." If the present vystein cf more laws anil more severe punish ments was showing pood results, if there was evidence that it "worked," Convict lllack's diagnosis could be more easily dis missed, as merely the vnporinps of an ex-erhninal subcon sciously stippoitinp the interests of his class. But no one can deny that the present system does not work. I'erhaps tin? system, of Safe-Cracker Black would not work. Hut, under the circumstances, we believe no harm could result in giving his proposal very careful and serious consideration. Vok, travel is really broailt'iiinj,'. W Unow h traveler who returned from Hut-ope with a very bruI 'a" in "va.se." It's always safer to park alongside a new car. It 'won't scrape your fenders as it hacks out. The ability of two poor youiifj men to ret a million from the power people just shows you should never lose faith iu Sunt a Clans. Amerieanism : "Weeping for the iiinoeont killed by n dry ajrent; snickerinj; when a dry ajjent, trying to earn n living for his family, is killed by a boot letter. Fable: Onee a man had his deposit book balanced and discovered that the bank's figures agreed with his elieek stubs. Iu th old lays the word "dressed" mean "naked" only when applied to chickens, steers, ete. Wealth isn't everything, and many a rieh man sits far in land while poorer ones oreiipy the aisle seats. These hatless young mm should be warned that a married man's only chance to win an argument is to reach for his hat. Kio Jlrande Valley: A place Mexico won't wake up mid use water. A free country is mir in wliivli tin- iietiple ninko tin laws nnd tlien, because (hey hale iiiilliinity, Kyinpntl.ie with the man wliti bivulis them. f'on-ect this scnteiii'e : "Tlie M felltiw is ireiiirinir tn marry Huain," suit! tho tissip, ' ' 11 ml nut hup of liis nwn eliil dreit raises a lmwl." MUTT AND JEFF fVL0V, BeiNG APPMNTCT) OF PRStCrT HOOUeS r f"Z A " ' : " jTHG fleAl OF PCSXT S "STAFF, AMD l AIM i , MRS. rAOTT iilMC TACKLfc rAAMS Te BeGiNNlMG OF ' TV ' iV TMn in THAT LA70UT ? r)0 SCCRT THAT TH SAMaA ISLANDS ' rl X'rA TAKING 1CUJM fY OUJrOj A BtLlAMT CAR FOR rAfi V fV -M J1 r-- AMBASSADORS GtCAT-AonjT f d LUNCH WAGCMl r-rrj FOR THE CRIME WAVE where the farmers pray that her half of the Kio (irande Mutt Solves Washington's Social Problem CuSPitlMj ffl f ..rdtiWii iri , faJ.,.- mRH Km VrWs'tt Personal Health Service By WTLL1AM BEADY, M. D 1im4 Irttora uvtaiBinf ta ptraonaj baJtfc d4 hrro, sot to dtoiM 41fnola ? uvaua. rtlJ o aiMwarvd b Or Brady li lUnptd, alf addrtaad an?ifpa m tocload i ptUfi aboattf bt bnl tad wrtttan la tak. Owlcf to Uta Urg ooaiDat ol Wturt r l?d 0i? a la 0 aawrd bar Ko reply oaa Im eatd i fm-rU tm otnrm A ta iPatrwtiooa 4f"a fW WtlMaai Brady b v af tfita aatMpr tiik ruorixTiox of x-kw Itt'cnmmendationii alop(f( by ' the Second International Cunuresa . of Radiology' in Stockholm laat 1 MUtnmer, should Interest all who I work with x-rays . or with radium, j Working-Hour. Not more than seven hours a ' day. Not more than five days a , week. Workers should spend off days in the open air and sunlight. Not less than one month vacation annually. (Except the long .vacation these rules should apply to everybody who works). Work Room, The x-ray room should not be below the ground floor level, unless there is special provision for sunlight. All rooms, including darkroom, should have windows affording free admission of sunlight and fresh air. Work rooniH should be properly venti lated, with both air inlet and'alr outlet to give cross ventilation. All rooms should be decorated in light colors. X-ray rooms should be not less than 250 nquare feet in floor area, not less than 11 feet celling height. Darkrooms should be not less than 100 square feet floor area. Itoom temperature should be around 65 degrees Fehrenhtie. Gen erating apparatus preferably placed in separate room. Mrator. Never should expose! hemself unnecessarily to direct beam of x-rays. Should place him self as remote as possible from iune. normal eye snouiu not tie- tect fluorescense of screen placed In operator's permanent position in the dark. Tube should be surround ed as completely as possible- with adequate lead equivalent, the thick-i ness of which should be not less day aftiv try In on u straw hat. than. 1 mm. whre peak voltage,! hate t' see summer "onio 'chum does not exeeed 75 Kv. and not less, it's mi hard t find a ihstor. than ft mm. where peak voltage' (Copyright John i'. Dille Co.) is as high as 2L5 Kv. Operator-; - should protect himself at all times, 11 by a sereen of not Icjjj than 1 mm, lead. In giving x-ray treatments, operator should remain outside x ra yroom behind wall with not less than 2 mm. lead equivalent, or a th Ukor l.a.1 if (he lube covPrlnB falls short of ,ho ld fculvalrnt ....omtn.-n.l,.,!. ! .,f flu- or..-..iu -r..on .,n.l inH..-.-t .! windows Hhot.ld hve ,.,,uiVHl..nt values riM-omnifiidfd for covering of tube. Wln-n- lube enclosure orl scret-n lend equivelant falU ho't of that recommended, other walls, fl-ior and celling should have mij-( pleim-ntary protection for occu- pants of adjac ent rooms. Protec-' tive gloves should have not less than one-half mm. of lead equiy- alent fron and back, and apron! should have ,the same minimum value ' i Klectrlml. Floor of x-ray mom should have Insulating covering- -linoleum, rubber or wood. Over head conductors should be not lew than H feet from fbmr. and MhoiilU concist of stout met al tubing or other corornalcss type, v tPllllt'i niii; loads fororonnlem wire shoul.l l.o kept taut by suitable rheoibore. i fnles Kthere are reasons to the' euntrary. met al parts ot appu-: ratus should be well eartlud. over- powered fuses must not be used, ; Qulrkaetlnic, double-polo elrouU . breakers should be used. Itailiuni Nails. The indium shauld 1 asalnst him has mennt little. Hut be manipulated with lonii-handled Britain, greatest power on earth, wooden forceps,, carried In Ionic-1 with one exception, represents a handled boxes fined tffi all sides I different problem, whh 1 cm. tover one-third of an Inch) lead. All manipulations I Howevver. for the world at should be as rapid as possible. A!la,Kp' 'or Britain, the best pos si reen of not loss than one Inch jslble thins has happened. Ham of lead should be used to prelect'81"' MKcl)oniild is honest, Intelli the body when handllni; radium, i nt, able. And l.loyd CeorKe. Attendants shoul.l not remain j; holding the balance of power. Is tho same room with patients un-,,p Bblest llrilish stalesman since dol'Kolui; radium treatment. Nurses j '' . and workers employed in nk!n, The r,erman"uthTTinesllon is set- "' S....IIH1 m.m their jobs months. not longer than six ' Small quantities of radium may be transmitted by post In contain- ors lined with not less iban 3 mm. 1 of lead. LaiBe quantities should ; no transported by hand In suitable cases. . similar protection should be psed In handling radium emnna tlon. so-called radium "seeds." "Im plants," radon. yt KSTIONS .WSYVKItS C'lieer l'p, You'it t Dylntr. My friends all sji.v I am doomed . candidates in Virginia and "block j missed when it was found the evi- school but can read the newspa to die of tuberculosis or rheumn- (lovernor Smith and the wets in , dence n bottle of home brew pers and the Itibie. His grand tlsm because I do not wear suftici- ' 1932.' j had blown Up. 'mother taueht him. and icauiim wiuckkks ent cluthin in cold weather, -Mrs. I. J. Answer. If you are comfortable, the less clothing you wear at any lime the belter for health. lutlk. Following a suggestion in one of your articles I asked my druggist for calcium carbonate or prepared, chalk. He gave me something j shaped like chocolate drops. Js 1 that what yuu suKgetcd as an antacid? P'lase advUe me how to I take it. Mrs. McA. K. Answer. Yes. Take 10 grains about as much as will cover a dime three times daily. (Copyright John F. mile Co.). I J If Tharp attempted! suicide to Brisbane'sToday (Continued from Pace One.) are a,wayg rea(ly to elltcr. ,. ,, , ,, on a ,nch f skiu surf.ice. the l)lHO(1 , not in flKhtlnK condition, blood poison- ing ,, dl,ath are inevitable. And what is true of one human body is true of a nation, if you do not keen prepared, you will go under, no matter what the pacifist j or the faith healer may say Pacifism and faith healing are admirable, when there is nothing the matter but nerves. Indirectly, Lloyd George controls f-reat liritaln'a govei nmeiit. His party, weakest of the rhree, In par iiament has enough v-de" o give a majority to tories or the labor party on every vote. That annoys tories and labor, but is fortunate for the British em pire. Lloyd (ieorge is Britain : ki i i t i n.Ki I " 'V """" " u ' Italy worries about the nritish Inbor victory. Mussolini's Idea is (but labor must do as it is told, not ask questions. That is not Kamsay MaeDonaid's Idea. Kor Mussolini to have Russia ,. . r.0,... ,.,, .-. ni go ahead to prosperity. If Ford. Celleral Motors and the other great American enterprises established abroad, can persuade Europe to get prosperity, as we do. from hiBh wage. Instead of trying to keep labor down, the) war's losses will soon be forgotten. , Hie campaign of 1:.2 begins : eariy. msiion jaiues r. cannon. Jr., protestant southerner, calls upon the democrats of Virginia to detest the Democratic organization im M, MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE At lins AutomnLKa Uifcrtra IJ. ilfctl rnTtrlDf 1PIU1P15, IS. Itrt-HR i j I,. ( nmi" t . Iireirtci1 Villi cirtal tZ. Snnill luit niusa !. t; ifi.n ft. stfrj - . Jt r'aTil f e i a i a o rn c u sniricif r IOiNE'I OAUIN Kiirrarr i0P B C CS M O R O of Cnirlju'l ..i . i t T Al Slid !. M...y parade $T"T1 Rt10 i a I i i ; n tM " - 3.. Ail rlani 3. IVaffer X (. rum Mf r 41. Illn.ta no m ia'a aarment l. Parts of rroas 4. Ml in In Kurd pDiilfi irt. lihiiioa 4C. Old 47. Pronoun 41. Knrh 40. Onr who unort i. Kfimun honsc h'tlil and 3. Thin 4tnkrd rlfiy li. ( hurtrer i. Um iT. Ktt -'l. KInlrst flsh f l. Star 61. Tlirratr nlng IK. -utiunisin iu At!a lilnor M. ( a;nli l. (Mil mrnnra of fenitth Ti. pdlnl dltrlt 73. ( ouat In rrlb- tmire 1. Took a arnt 7i. The ffmale reff 7. Anil so fertb DOWN 1. FofMt Hh S. lliark bird ' F P 1 F I5 . j' fl 5 I . lo p a- , i 7 n il I ""iqi To Ti ' rr- . yj f-- J IJ4 r -jp - Ti , - o : . . Ti " 5j T 4; S3 yi is ' . -pj - -. 1 I 1 I I J LJ i ; I I I I Governor Smiths vote, almost twice as much as any Democratic candidate ever got, will not soon be forgotten. Debating army appropriations, in rPated an minimi nttpmnt to do' away with the death penalty for cowardice in the itiitish armv. Wisely, from the military point of view, Uritain refuses to suhsti- tute imprisonment, at. hard labor tor death. . The coward afraid to die will fight if he knows that running away means Sl'KIZ death Nobody knows how many fisht j hrnvplv- h.. thnv , f, -.id 1 'bravely" because thev are afraid to he called cowards. The house fly would lie inter- ' 1 estlnt; In Its own history, lieto white man came Indians in ?ur ! southwest gathered larvae or fiies, bakes them Into cakes cailed "koo-, cha-bee," Mexican lirlians also gathered fly larvae, ground into , flour. We are content to say, "swat the fly." Mussolini Issues an order com manding Italians to kill fics. Ncs lect means "'0 lire fine. KVvnthn. ooovit.co.t ti.i , ,toH relative may fnhabit any fly. allow flies to eat tho eyes of their chil dren and blind them, because it is wrong to kill them. Any one of a thousand germs on any loot of any fly may mean the death of a child. Kly time is com ing. Kill flies. A confederate officers sword ; has been presented the Ukhinon.1 Va., confederate museum by the ! widow of the captor. ("d. Archi- bald Hopkins of the 3Tth .Massu- i chusetts volunteers. I Much of the petty trade of rural Mexico Is still done by barter. "Give me an eg's worth of salt alfl CHiuUv!tt - a umun wiu tell a grocer. A prohibition rise against a Taylorville. 111., woman was dls- Ts. MMal faatfner ' is. Wrnlb i , t 1. Jut:nta U fl A ia si, Mru.Iuw P A tC't H. Pud a ut'H p. 93 'ilf Stt. yurw lhaO cnuuclt :. he a bird I T i H ; R ' R . Infurltitrd p o iJa 31- """' ,,f pw niifiikiinia t b o rw mii i&.d 31. 1'crslya falrlei U 0 t SMf E'O Jiruiikuril P R AIR E R 1F5.3 lrnul nj. si r ' 111 DlUIUUIUl PIE II ID 40. tiioue c 6" 6 VW ; S ! t - . a nip ! JMt" - - ' 41. SI anorm 4. .Mrolrul char arT 4a. Workshop 47. faic 4 Tlie bitter retell 61. Tud itrasi 2. I.ol.nl il. IKforf 8. MMuLe i-i. Sen cuirlM flit. Cunt ifmorouj it In nrtt 1. Klue 2. Poem 61. AfilrmatiTe i. llf'T . eft. wittlrlm 7. Ii ry ;u. Mm!d meas ure: abbr. 3. Intarrrrllon 4. Lntrrul boand ury t. Meht prrred. Iiiar un event f. Inirrta nti msetl to t-ntrr tho human cur 7. While B, Clitrk In tin form of a ship 9. Iliiteh dinlfrl of South Africa 10. Miliary ofll- 11. Ki rmfr prrsl rtrnt'a alrk numa Sidelights on English Voting LONDON. Kits., June S. P There was a heated domestic scene 111 d i"1""1' wv ' ''ilUye a aml demanded to see 'how ,lis w,fo voted. She refused to al,ow hlm- retorting: "My vote M3' confidential." The affair was ! finally smoothed over by the re- turning orfcer. Vera Quarton, aged 30. who was '"""'l' V?"1- waa, 1,u!"e,!, '-" '" hl'r home in Leeds when i I'iie destroyed the kitchen while her parents were out electioneer- While motoring throuch Merthyr, Wales. Captain Clyn IMwards, lib eral agent, was hit in the face witn a of slone8i apparently thrown by a local resident, who i,.,,.i .;ur i , ... ' In Dartford division a man and his wife each voted twice in the same booth, using four ballot pa pers. They voted first under their own residential quaiiticatlons and then as proxies for two nephews n"e an army officer in India and i ill' imiici j n "inii'i 111 un- Ail niiri- at Iraq. The nephews were both described as orphans without "sot lied residence in Kngland." Aeroplanes were used to take voters to Hie (Kills for the first time. Sir William Cundiff. former lord mayor of Manchesier, fiew from Manchester municipal aero- dome to l'darkuool, W:ere he voted and then returned with a woman from Blackpool who cast her vote In Manchester. HAVANA iff' Customs revenue of Cuba for the first half of the fiscal year of 1 !t8-2It amounted to $ 1 T.S'.ii.fitii. an increase of $10. 3 1 ii over t he same period in the preceding year. T.odie I 'It man. seven-year-old mountaineer miner near 'son of a I AshcvHle N. C, never has been to Do You Remember? III YEAKS AUO WtiAV (From file" of Mull Tribune) June S. IHIU Official weather report tdmwn last month was the second driest May In the hbtory of the local weather bureau, only .13 indie. I.einK reported, while the yearly averutte Is 1.73 Inches. Mark Foster sentenced to the penitentiary by JudKe F. ii. c'r.lkins from 3 to Z'f years. An Italian unarchist and a rlttsburiih policeman killed in hnmh outrages In seven eastern cities cbaiKfd to I. V. W.'s. Medford Choral society meets at Presbyterian church. Bowers dru store at Cold Hill broken Into and robbed. 20 YEAIIS AGO TODAY (From files of Mall Tribune) June 3, 11109 John D. Olwell has purchased a Rambler auto of A. W. Walker. lint water said to be an Indi cation of cas Is the latest strike at the local oil well now down 1100 feet. ' . D. Fehl, proprietor of the Snow Flake bakery, denies report of raise In price of bread, and says they are selling 2(i loaves for 91. Ashland Masons decide to build a new Masonic hall. Quill Points Alas! The man destined to e taoliKh a record for longevity never seems good at anything else. Even crookH avoid acts that merit universal ncorn. Krgo. crime will end when everybody scorns criminals. How strange that It never oc curs to the police to wonder why a near-beer joint neeJs a bouncer. r If lie holds a t'lmir for her in public, and doesn't ot home he sees nothing wrung In giving u bigiLs check. So far as the tariff is concerned an industry is like a nation. Tho stronger it gets, the mure pro tection it has. j You can't be a bridge expert unless you are the type that can say "make" when you mean "shuf- j fie" and not feel silly. I Equality, fiddlesticks! If a man marr.ed in the hope of working no more, he'd have a hard time l making people think it a love j match. Americanism: "Wishing that fool driver In front would pull aside; thlnklnB that fool driver behind has a nerve to honk for tranKWay. A nil-'ht club hostess Isn't liku i-a wife, .s'ne cleans out your pock. ots before you fall asleep. It displeased Jleflin. hut a Sen ate composed of pood baseball fans couldn't afford to condemn a little bottle throwing. Tapping a cigarette tin tliu thumb nail is nice, hut for true clcganco the curving of the little ringer while ilrlnk hitr a soda Mill holds fitt phuv. The saloons can never como back now. All the, corners aro occupied by filling stations. The successful man's explana tion indicates that the secret of success- consists In taking credit for any good thing that may happen. j The news photographer needs ; great skill. No mere amateur con Id always ca t ch a prea t man with a foolish look on his face. So much of this criticism of the naughty seems always on tho point of adding: ' "And observe how good I am." Correct this sentence: "When a car honks to pass me," said the village cut-up. "1 never step on Bv BUD FISHEP ' "" ...... 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