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Bwrlrlnc Puli Iaa-4 Wirt ferric
Th Asoewtcd rr It tieJwitclj totllM to
lot dm lot publleattao ( all o dUcattfw
cradlted U It r oUmtvIm ertdltad la Utf pap,
od alio to tha Ul orwi puttltabcd briii
All rlctito for publieulea af aaMlal dhaiiffcai
aralB art alt rataned.
OTTleUl paper of tha City it Mwtfart.
Officii! pap of Jwkon County.
tvorn daiir ar tract drtulatlM far all
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U C MIMiENSKN TuMfAHT
Omeat la Nn Yurk, Chlcafu. Dew,
rraacuca, Loa Aocdai, Bealllt, Portland.
Ye Smudge Pot
y Arthur Ptrry
There viik a general exodus of
Older Oirl to the aeashore yeHler
day, and intiHiiiuch aa the atate of
California forbids the picking of
flower" In the wlldwood, with
characteristic female determina
tion, they endeavored to pick them
all.
The community Ik threatened
with another male chorw. It wan
thought the aipht of the male
In opera length hosiery would
never attain be Inflicted here
abouts, but no such luck.
A OM TKItllOlt FADKS
(KniMiiin (Run.) (iiizctu)
An old-fashioned hell ser
mon has not been preached In
this locality for two years. As
man becomes richer and
richer he slouichs off his be
lief In hell. ilell la needed
by the poor as a place for the
rich to fry In.
Gooseberries are on the markets.
The gooseberry results In a low
grade ol pie or wine, anil will not
Jell.
m,i:ssix(i no. .-
(Albany Democrat )
And thut's why we like Oregon,
And never shall we flaunt It,
Kor we cm have u sparkling glass
Of water when we want It;
Or splash, or swim, or sal) a boat.
Anil leave canteens behind us,
tio sing a gay
Uriitht roundelay
For thirst shall never find us!
The Hcnlur r1hh and the footlmll
team got their HheopHkins tlilH
week. S'Xt la II the local preMH
will revert again. It In pr'Mtlt-ted, to
the headline: "Hard Luck and
Fumbles Heat Mcdfnrd."
The nrhnol fUHt neanon
started upstate.
has
Another Income tax election In
In the offing, taking the mind of
the Htate off Huch vital prohlenm
oh fishing and Huch pawl linen iih
railroad development.
The flint cutting of yellow iuuh
tard lu in the Htack.
S.MAKTVI!
(HIvnu Icdger)
A certain yoniiff man In
OdoKKa has a young niece of
about hIx MurnmerM, who in do
voted to him, anil one ot her
chief attracthmH Im a pair of
dimpled knecH. Sunday morn
lug ihn cam i in lifter Sunday
nehool and mit down right be
hind her uncle and he whh
playing with her until church
marled. Iurlng one of the
opening Hongw he reached
back and tickled her knee,
when he noticed tho differ
ence, and hurriedly turning
around, lie Haw that mime late
Hrrlvaht had come In and
piitihcd the young niece away
from hitn and he was looking
into the faco of un utter
stranger.
"Friends and relative of the de
fendant were kept In upender
until the jury returned It verdict
of acquittal.-" (Found , by At.)
Khappy trial.
If there Ik going to be any um
mer. It better be netting at It.
Once upon a lime a waffle Iroi
was hut, H if alleged.
June brides have started to show
up, along with the iiiconplrunus
June groom.
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TABLE ROCK FIELDS
TAHbi; HOCK, Ore., June 3.
(Special.) Two large buck deer
have been spending the spring
months In the underbrush Jut out
side of the alfalfa field on the It.
I. Orcgory place. i
('hurley DugK'in, who was ope
erated on for appen-llcltis Inst week
Hi a Medford hospital, Ik reported
to be getting alone nicely nnd will
leave the hospital In a few days.
Chute Juiiiitrr Kim-il
KACIIAMKNTM. Calif . June J.--'
(TVFrank I rooks, attempting tt
triple pn rue bote le p. escH pe I
death after the first chute he hud
cut away fell ti po n the one t ha t
wan lowering hlm lo earth. Ii rooks
fttrnggled for 3oilO feet Itefnre h
wan able lo clear away the added
burden nntf nvo hia life.
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AN EXCONVICl'S CURE
IX tlic June IJiirper" tlirri- is uu interest in"; iliupnosis of the
crime wave by Jack: Jilnck, nil ex conviet who, lifter L'" yeiirfc
of crime, turned straight because a Sim Francisco jude sen
tenced him to a year ii.lciid of life and Haiti :
"I believe you have euricient character to build a new life.
I will give you that ruaiice."
"lie pave me my life.' explains the author, "and I couldn't
double-cross him any more than I could double-cross the friend
who once cut the burs in a. jail window uud pave me my liberty,
l oyalty is the only virtue of the underworld. 1 repeat, I have
never known one criminal who was reformed through cruelty.
The1 records are full of enses of men, notorious for the'r vio
lence, who reformed 'when their loyalty was challenged."
Hlaek denies he favors "cuddling" the criminal. Jtut he
does favor understanding him, for he cLaiins that only through
si:ch understaiidiii': can the criminal be reformed, and the pro
duction of more criminals be checked.-
WE know quite) well what the popular reaction to this
article will be. "What do you expect from an ex-con-victf
Of course he Wiints lenience and phycho-an'alysis instead
of the noose. It is thi sort of half-baked sentimentalism that
stimulates the crime wa-ve. What we need are more laws and
more drastic punishment. There is a lot of reformation at the
end of a rope."
The author realizes this and (fives this answer:
"The secret of the euro of crime-1 If thfvre Is nne la con
tained In a knowledge of iln cause. The psychologist with his
cool scientific mind and a background of knowledge secured
through experience and observation. Is only Just beginning to
learn why we behave like human beings. How much more dif
ficult Is It to determlno why so many of' us behave Inhumanly.
Yot, without so determining, who can prevent the crime wave
of tomorrow which Is In the k-Jiidergarteii of today.
"The right people are working on the w Tng end of the prob
lem. If they would give more attention to the high chair, they
would soon put cobwebs on the electric chair. They lay too much
stress on what the wrong oeople do. not on wrv they do It; on
what they are: Instead of how they got that way.
"Danny Ryan's mother said it aji when she neid out her arms
to her son In the cell next to mine, and cried:
"Da.iny boy, how come you soV
'
What, then, In a nulshel!, Ik my raise asnlnst the right people?
I contend that more laws and more punlKliment will mean noth
ing but more crime and violence. VTiat we need Is more science.
We need more emphasis 0:1 preventJon rather than punishment.
"I know hundreds of reformed criminals, and I don't know one
who was reformed by a policeman's night stick, a severe sentence
'or prison cruelty. I know hundreds of criminals who were re
fo;med by kindness. 1 know scores of potential criminals who
were made into useful, law-abiding citizens through understand
ing." If the present vystein cf more laws anil more severe punish
ments was showing pood results, if there was evidence that it
"worked," Convict lllack's diagnosis could be more easily dis
missed, as merely the vnporinps of an ex-erhninal subcon
sciously stippoitinp the interests of his class.
But no one can deny that the present system does not work.
I'erhaps tin? system, of Safe-Cracker Black would not work.
Hut, under the circumstances, we believe no harm could result
in giving his proposal very careful and serious consideration.
Vok, travel is really broailt'iiinj,'. W Unow h traveler who
returned from Hut-ope with a very bruI 'a" in "va.se."
It's always safer to park alongside a new car. It 'won't
scrape your fenders as it hacks out.
The ability of two poor youiifj men to ret a million from
the power people just shows you should never lose faith iu Sunt a
Clans.
Amerieanism : "Weeping for the iiinoeont killed by n dry
ajrent; snickerinj; when a dry ajjent, trying to earn n living for
his family, is killed by a boot letter.
Fable: Onee a man had his deposit book balanced and
discovered that the bank's figures agreed with his elieek stubs.
Iu th old lays the word "dressed" mean "naked" only
when applied to chickens, steers, ete.
Wealth isn't everything, and many a rieh man sits far in
land while poorer ones oreiipy the aisle seats.
These hatless young mm should be warned that a married
man's only chance to win an argument is to reach for his hat.
Kio Jlrande Valley: A place
Mexico won't wake up mid use
water.
A free country is mir in wliivli tin- iietiple ninko tin laws nnd
tlien, because (hey hale iiiilliinity, Kyinpntl.ie with the man
wliti bivulis them.
f'on-ect this scnteiii'e : "Tlie M felltiw is ireiiirinir tn
marry Huain," suit! tho tissip, ' ' 11 ml nut hup of liis nwn eliil
dreit raises a lmwl."
MUTT AND JEFF
fVL0V, BeiNG APPMNTCT)
OF PRStCrT HOOUeS r f"Z A " ' : " jTHG fleAl OF PCSXT S "STAFF, AMD l AIM i , MRS. rAOTT iilMC
TACKLfc rAAMS Te BeGiNNlMG OF ' TV ' iV TMn in THAT LA70UT ? r)0 SCCRT THAT TH SAMaA ISLANDS ' rl X'rA TAKING 1CUJM fY OUJrOj
A BtLlAMT CAR FOR rAfi V fV -M J1 r-- AMBASSADORS GtCAT-AonjT f d LUNCH WAGCMl r-rrj
FOR THE CRIME WAVE
where the farmers pray that
her half of the Kio (irande
Mutt Solves Washington's Social Problem
CuSPitlMj
ffl f ..rdtiWii iri , faJ.,.- mRH Km VrWs'tt
Personal Health Service
By WTLL1AM BEADY, M. D
1im4 Irttora uvtaiBinf ta ptraonaj baJtfc d4 hrro, sot to dtoiM 41fnola ?
uvaua. rtlJ o aiMwarvd b Or Brady li lUnptd, alf addrtaad an?ifpa m tocload
i ptUfi aboattf bt bnl tad wrtttan la tak. Owlcf to Uta Urg ooaiDat ol Wturt r
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A ta iPatrwtiooa 4f"a fW WtlMaai Brady b v af tfita aatMpr
tiik ruorixTiox of x-kw
Itt'cnmmendationii alop(f( by '
the Second International Cunuresa .
of Radiology' in Stockholm laat 1
MUtnmer,
should Interest all who I
work with x-rays .
or with radium, j
Working-Hour.
Not more than
seven hours a '
day. Not more
than five days a ,
week. Workers
should spend off
days in the open
air and sunlight.
Not less than one
month vacation annually. (Except
the long .vacation these rules
should apply to everybody who
works).
Work Room, The x-ray room
should not be below the ground
floor level, unless there is special
provision for sunlight. All rooms,
including darkroom, should have
windows affording free admission
of sunlight and fresh air. Work
rooniH should be properly venti
lated, with both air inlet and'alr
outlet to give cross ventilation. All
rooms should be decorated in light
colors. X-ray rooms should be not
less than 250 nquare feet in floor
area, not less than 11 feet celling
height. Darkrooms should be not
less than 100 square feet floor area.
Itoom temperature should be
around 65 degrees Fehrenhtie. Gen
erating apparatus preferably placed
in separate room.
Mrator. Never should expose!
hemself unnecessarily to direct
beam of x-rays. Should place him
self as remote as possible from
iune. normal eye snouiu not tie-
tect fluorescense of screen placed
In operator's permanent position in
the dark. Tube should be surround
ed as completely as possible- with
adequate lead equivalent, the thick-i
ness of which should be not less day aftiv try In on u straw hat.
than. 1 mm. whre peak voltage,! hate t' see summer "onio 'chum
does not exeeed 75 Kv. and not less, it's mi hard t find a ihstor.
than ft mm. where peak voltage' (Copyright John i'. Dille Co.)
is as high as 2L5 Kv. Operator-; -
should protect himself at all times, 11
by a sereen of not Icjjj than 1 mm,
lead. In giving x-ray treatments,
operator should remain outside x
ra yroom behind wall with not less
than 2 mm. lead equivalent, or a
th Ukor l.a.1 if (he lube covPrlnB
falls short of ,ho ld fculvalrnt
....omtn.-n.l,.,!. ! .,f flu-
or..-..iu -r..on .,n.l inH..-.-t .!
windows Hhot.ld hve ,.,,uiVHl..nt
values riM-omnifiidfd for covering
of tube. Wln-n- lube enclosure orl
scret-n lend equivelant falU ho't
of that recommended, other walls,
fl-ior and celling should have mij-(
pleim-ntary protection for occu-
pants of adjac ent rooms. Protec-'
tive gloves should have not less
than one-half mm. of lead equiy-
alent fron and back, and apron!
should have ,the same minimum
value ' i
Klectrlml. Floor of x-ray mom
should have Insulating covering- -linoleum,
rubber or wood. Over
head conductors should be not lew
than H feet from fbmr. and MhoiilU
concist of stout met al tubing or
other corornalcss type,
v tPllllt'i niii;
loads fororonnlem wire shoul.l l.o
kept taut by suitable rheoibore. i
fnles Kthere are reasons to the'
euntrary. met al parts ot appu-:
ratus should be well eartlud. over-
powered fuses must not be used, ;
Qulrkaetlnic, double-polo elrouU .
breakers should be used.
Itailiuni Nails. The indium shauld 1 asalnst him has mennt little. Hut
be manipulated with lonii-handled Britain, greatest power on earth,
wooden forceps,, carried In Ionic-1 with one exception, represents a
handled boxes fined tffi all sides I different problem,
whh 1 cm. tover one-third of an
Inch) lead. All manipulations I Howevver. for the world at
should be as rapid as possible. A!la,Kp' 'or Britain, the best pos
si reen of not loss than one Inch jslble thins has happened. Ham
of lead should be used to prelect'81"' MKcl)oniild is honest, Intelli
the body when handllni; radium, i nt, able. And l.loyd CeorKe.
Attendants shoul.l not remain j; holding the balance of power. Is
tho same room with patients un-,,p Bblest llrilish stalesman since
dol'Kolui; radium treatment. Nurses j '' .
and workers employed in nk!n, The r,erman"uthTTinesllon is set-
"' S....IIH1 m.m
their jobs
months.
not longer than six '
Small quantities of radium may
be transmitted by post In contain-
ors lined with not less iban 3 mm. 1
of lead. LaiBe quantities should ;
no transported by hand In suitable
cases.
. similar protection should be
psed In handling radium emnna
tlon. so-called radium "seeds." "Im
plants," radon.
yt KSTIONS .WSYVKItS
C'lieer l'p, You'it t Dylntr.
My friends all sji.v I am doomed . candidates in Virginia and "block j missed when it was found the evi- school but can read the newspa
to die of tuberculosis or rheumn- (lovernor Smith and the wets in , dence n bottle of home brew pers and the Itibie. His grand
tlsm because I do not wear suftici- ' 1932.' j had blown Up. 'mother taueht him.
and icauiim wiuckkks
ent cluthin in cold weather,
-Mrs. I. J.
Answer. If you are comfortable,
the less clothing you wear at any
lime the belter for health.
lutlk.
Following a suggestion in one of
your articles I asked my druggist
for calcium carbonate or prepared,
chalk. He gave me something j
shaped like chocolate drops. Js 1
that what yuu suKgetcd as an
antacid? P'lase advUe me how to I
take it. Mrs. McA. K.
Answer. Yes. Take 10 grains
about as much as will cover a
dime three times daily.
(Copyright John F. mile Co.).
I J If Tharp attempted! suicide to
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued from Pace One.)
are a,wayg rea(ly to elltcr. ,.
,, , ,, on a ,nch f
skiu surf.ice. the l)lHO(1 , not
in flKhtlnK condition, blood poison-
ing ,, dl,ath are inevitable.
And what is true of one human
body is true of a nation, if you
do not keen prepared, you will go
under, no matter what the pacifist j
or the faith healer may say
Pacifism and faith healing are
admirable, when there is nothing
the matter but nerves.
Indirectly, Lloyd George controls
f-reat liritaln'a govei nmeiit. His
party, weakest of the rhree, In par
iiament has enough v-de" o give
a majority to tories or the labor
party on every vote.
That annoys tories and labor, but
is fortunate for the British em
pire. Lloyd (ieorge is Britain :
ki i i t i n.Ki I
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Italy worries about the nritish
Inbor victory. Mussolini's Idea is
(but labor must do as it is told,
not ask questions. That is not
Kamsay MaeDonaid's Idea.
Kor Mussolini to have Russia
,. . r.0,... ,.,, .-. ni
go ahead to prosperity.
If Ford. Celleral Motors and the
other great American enterprises
established abroad, can persuade
Europe to get prosperity, as we
do. from hiBh wage. Instead of
trying to keep labor down, the)
war's losses will soon be forgotten.
,
Hie campaign of 1:.2 begins :
eariy. msiion jaiues r. cannon.
Jr., protestant southerner, calls
upon the democrats of Virginia to
detest the Democratic organization
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Governor Smiths vote, almost
twice as much as any Democratic
candidate ever got, will not soon
be forgotten.
Debating army appropriations, in
rPated an minimi nttpmnt to do'
away with the death penalty for
cowardice in the itiitish armv.
Wisely, from the military point
of view, Uritain refuses to suhsti-
tute imprisonment, at. hard labor
tor death.
.
The coward afraid to die will
fight if he knows that running
away means Sl'KIZ death
Nobody knows how many fisht j
hrnvplv- h.. thnv , f, -.id 1
'bravely" because thev are afraid
to he called cowards.
The house fly would lie inter-
' 1
estlnt; In Its own history, lieto
white man came Indians in
?ur !
southwest gathered larvae or fiies,
bakes them Into cakes cailed "koo-,
cha-bee," Mexican lirlians also
gathered fly larvae, ground into ,
flour.
We are content to say, "swat the
fly."
Mussolini Issues an order com
manding Italians to kill fics. Ncs
lect means "'0 lire fine.
KVvnthn. ooovit.co.t ti.i , ,toH
relative may fnhabit any fly. allow
flies to eat tho eyes of their chil
dren and blind them, because it is
wrong to kill them.
Any one of a thousand germs on
any loot of any fly may mean the
death of a child. Kly time is com
ing. Kill flies.
A confederate officers sword ;
has been presented the Ukhinon.1
Va., confederate museum by the !
widow of the captor. ("d. Archi-
bald Hopkins of the 3Tth .Massu- i
chusetts volunteers. I
Much of the petty trade of rural
Mexico Is still done by barter.
"Give me an eg's worth of salt
alfl CHiuUv!tt - a umun wiu tell a
grocer.
A prohibition rise against a
Taylorville. 111., woman was dls-
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Sidelights on
English Voting
LONDON. Kits., June S. P
There was a heated domestic scene
111 d i"1""1' wv
' ''ilUye a aml demanded to see
'how ,lis w,fo voted. She refused
to al,ow hlm- retorting: "My vote
M3' confidential." The affair was
! finally smoothed over by the re-
turning orfcer.
Vera Quarton, aged 30. who was
'"""'l' V?"1- waa, 1,u!"e,!,
'-" '" hl'r home in Leeds when
i I'iie destroyed the kitchen while
her parents were out electioneer-
While motoring throuch Merthyr,
Wales. Captain Clyn IMwards, lib
eral agent, was hit in the face
witn a of slone8i apparently
thrown by a local resident, who
i,.,,.i .;ur i , ...
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In Dartford division a man and
his wife each voted twice in the
same booth, using four ballot pa
pers. They voted first under their
own residential quaiiticatlons and
then as proxies for two nephews
n"e an army officer in India and
i ill' imiici j n "inii'i 111 un- Ail niiri-
at Iraq. The nephews were both
described as orphans without
"sot lied residence in Kngland."
Aeroplanes were used to take
voters to Hie (Kills for the first
time. Sir William Cundiff. former
lord mayor of Manchesier, fiew
from Manchester municipal aero-
dome to l'darkuool, W:ere he voted
and then returned with a woman
from Blackpool who cast her vote
In Manchester.
HAVANA iff' Customs revenue
of Cuba for the first half of the
fiscal year of 1 !t8-2It amounted
to $ 1 T.S'.ii.fitii. an increase of $10.
3 1 ii over t he same period in the
preceding year.
T.odie
I 'It man. seven-year-old
mountaineer miner near
'son of a
I AshcvHle
N. C, never has been to
Do You Remember?
III YEAKS AUO WtiAV
(From file" of Mull Tribune)
June S. IHIU
Official weather report tdmwn
last month was the second driest
May In the hbtory of the local
weather bureau, only .13 indie.
I.einK reported, while the yearly
averutte Is 1.73 Inches.
Mark Foster sentenced to the
penitentiary by JudKe F. ii.
c'r.lkins from 3 to Z'f years.
An Italian unarchist and a
rlttsburiih policeman killed in
hnmh outrages In seven eastern
cities cbaiKfd to I. V. W.'s.
Medford Choral society meets at
Presbyterian church.
Bowers dru store at Cold Hill
broken Into and robbed.
20 YEAIIS AGO TODAY
(From files of Mall Tribune)
June 3, 11109
John D. Olwell has purchased a
Rambler auto of A. W. Walker.
lint water said to be an Indi
cation of cas Is the latest strike
at the local oil well now down 1100
feet. ' .
D. Fehl, proprietor of the Snow
Flake bakery, denies report of
raise In price of bread, and says
they are selling 2(i loaves for 91.
Ashland Masons decide to build
a new Masonic hall.
Quill Points
Alas! The man destined to e
taoliKh a record for longevity
never seems good at anything else.
Even crookH avoid acts that
merit universal ncorn. Krgo. crime
will end when everybody scorns
criminals.
How strange that It never oc
curs to the police to wonder why
a near-beer joint neeJs a bouncer. r
If lie holds a t'lmir for her
in public, and doesn't ot
home he sees nothing wrung
In giving u bigiLs check.
So far as the tariff is concerned
an industry is like a nation. Tho
stronger it gets, the mure pro
tection it has.
j You can't be a bridge expert
unless you are the type that can
say "make" when you mean "shuf-
j fie" and not feel silly.
I Equality, fiddlesticks! If a man
marr.ed in the hope of working
no more, he'd have a hard time
l making people think it a love
j match.
Americanism: "Wishing that fool
driver In front would pull aside;
thlnklnB that fool driver behind
has a nerve to honk for tranKWay.
A nil-'ht club hostess Isn't liku
i-a wife, .s'ne cleans out your pock.
ots before you fall asleep.
It displeased Jleflin. hut a Sen
ate composed of pood baseball
fans couldn't afford to condemn
a little bottle throwing.
Tapping a cigarette tin tliu
thumb nail is nice, hut for
true clcganco the curving of
the little ringer while ilrlnk
hitr a soda Mill holds fitt
phuv.
The saloons can never como
back now. All the, corners aro
occupied by filling stations.
The successful man's explana
tion indicates that the secret of
success- consists In taking credit
for any good thing that may
happen.
j The news photographer needs
; great skill. No mere amateur
con Id always ca t ch a prea t man
with a foolish look on his face.
So much of this criticism of the
naughty seems always on tho point
of adding: ' "And observe how
good I am."
Correct this sentence: "When
a car honks to pass me," said the
village cut-up. "1 never step on
Bv BUD FISHEP
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