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TAOF. l-T.tTIt AfKOFQUI) M A1 Li TKITSUXE, MKDKOKH. OTiEGON, MONPAY4 M.V 27, 1929. HEDFOKD MAUL f RIliCNE fullUtad W U bdtoed ruimMii e. ti-ir-u a. m sl , BUBBBT . H'HL, Crtltof t IUMITHI SMITH. UooW la lofepMyWRi Www ftfUrwl m Miad cum boimt m kMlart. nou. vuior ta Mm , lf. (DBDCKIPT10N HA TO r Hod Id AiIuum: Dll, villi Hllnlir. JMT. f.;o : Dolly, Wtb fund. awDlb ,'o lulli, lllKJt awdar. ur JO Doll,, ititMut imw, mooih........ WMklr Moll mm, ooo ;ur t no liuidir, oh fur t.00 Bj Corrlor, 111 Adti In Mxtfiirt. AiMond. oeiKinTUio, Cinlnl tula, PhtMU, Tolool. UoU UlU and on Hlihoon: , ,a Dolly, itb gundor, aunm Dolly, ffltbiitn flundoy, nooUl So mil, lllt Bundir, ono loot J 00 Mr, olio .undo,, ono ft I 00 AU locmo, cub 111 odrooeo. MEJ1HEH or THE A880C1ATKD FKKU Baetlrln. roll Uuod Win botMo Too AjweloUd Prui lo tuluolnll wtltUd u ioo om tor publlntloo of oil oow, dlwatrho. tidlltd lo It or oUiutlM erodlud la Uila oopor, ind olio to Vat loul new pudiuiko mcou. II rldiu lor miuietuoa or opoooi rroin oro tun rosonod urrlclol papor of Um Cltr of Mtdford, rffclol pipor of Joefciop County. Adionblng BecroMaullTM M. C, MUUfcNBKft UWirANI Olfleoi In No Tori, Clileogo, Drtren, ftiueUsi, Loo Antoloo, AtollU, Portion.. Ye Smudge Pot .' ly Arthur P.rry It was Btf . cold yesterday that many of the hienfolks who have been standing- in Rogue river ur. to their, hip-pockets, trying to catch a fish, would not go to the hall game for fear of contracting pneumonia. Spinach is being served . with whipped cream upon It. Spinach doeB not have muoh chance tt shrink a plump lady when thus accoutred. , , JUBtlce is hard put trying to savo a sixryear-old Kentucky hoy who slow a playmate in childish way wardness,, from an 18-year term in a reform, school, and Alphonso Caponu, Chicago racketeer and wholesale murderer, from a year in a Philadelphla,Jail that Is a sort of a playuouse for erring grown ups.. , The high price of stigmas Is re fleeted In an upstate editor, who In a rhlghty burst of righteousness declares ha "would rather be freo und poor thun be Harry Hlnclalr with his flUO.UUIMOO branded with an Jndeliblo Btlgma.' Many would lis willingly stigmatized the first five naughts of Mr. Sinclair's wealth, let tho cumtt fall whore it will. . Much of tho hay fever In our midst Is alleged to have been 1 caused by the roses. ' ft NOW. VOU TKIIi ONE (Kugono Itpglsler) -EUOKNE, Oro May 18. (To tho Edqr) Wo, road In tho Hoginter a fow days ago of Mrs; Borger haying her . flowers '..stolen, and' of the farmer Who Is troubled with ' tho hunters breaking down his : fonces and shooting his live stock, but that doesn't com pare with tho sneak thief who went Into my orchard and dug 1 out eight of my best walnut trees. WARD JOHNSON, A carrot is a carrot, evon if tho chef does cut them into letters of (he alphabet before ho casts them into tho soup, . The corn In tho valley Is coming up fine, UBsurlng ono and all of plenty of corn-meal next winter. Hood Hlvor Is becoming nn awfully noisy place they uctually have a cannery whistle down thoro that blows. (Tho Dalles Chron icle.) That sisterly fooling be tween the cities, ? Several weary souls who have been sitting down'' on the. front fenders should lie down on the running boards. Tho Malhuer Kntorpriso tells of dispute In which a cltison threat ened another, first with a pistol, then with rifle, and was prob ably looking for his machine gun whon the war ended. Tho young lsdy wormed hot way into the rumble sent last Fri day and 1ho rescuers estimated sho would bo thuwed out onough this afternoou to dislodge without the uno of on ocotyleno torch. Her accomplice In tho Hying wedgo was extricated thin morning. 'v. .SUNDAYS ," On Easter the rain marred the Joy of the day, And raincoats and goloshes peo pled tho street, 'Twus out of the question to make a display. We grew philosophical next Sun .i day may Be sunny and bright and dry under feet: . On Easter thb rain, marred the Joy of the day. Wo hung up our' Rlftd rags and i hastened to say, "We'll went our old things though they'ra not vfcry neat." 'Twas out of tho question to make The following Hunday our now . clothes ah nuy! Again It was raining with In sistent beat, As on Kaeter the rain marred the ! Joy of the day. Again winter wraps or our ruin coats so gay, Enveloped our drosses-disgusted complete; -.'Twas out of the question to make a, display. J-'or the ho vent h time Hunday. we tried to array ourselves In our finery dututy INVITE THE ACCORDING to preKB reports the state grange lias deeiiieil not to hold their annual convention at Marshfield, be emme no agreement lias been readied regarding the housing of the delegates. Tlhe chamber of commerce declares the grange should handle the job, and the local grange maintains this should be the responsibility of the chamber. Ho a deadlock lias been reached and the president o the grange declares. Unit Marsh, field will not get the convention because members of the grange do not care to go tt'hera-t!iiey are not wanted. t Why not extend an invitation for the grange to hold their convention in Medford? There would be no local difficulty re garding the housing of delegates. Thcro is no place in the stale where tho grange1 has made more rapid utricles than in Jackson County. " ' "' ; , If it is too late to mukp the cfliangc for this year, then it would be in order to start a drive for securing the state conven tion 'in 1930. Medford has gained the reputation of being the best convention city in Southern Oregon. The .Southern Oregon Medical association has decided to hold their annual convention here next year. There is an ex cellent chance that Medford will be' chosen as the convention city for the Professional Women's club in lDliO. An invitation by wire to hold the grange convention here this year would do no hnria" If the effort should fail for this year, it woidd pave the way for success a year from now. As far as conventions are concerned, Medford 's attitude is the more the merrier. Here is a good chance to advertise this fact to the state at large. MISINTERPRETING THE PORTLAND JOURNAL'S fear that the recent decision of the Supreme Court in the O'Fallon railroad case will raise railroad valuations twenty-one billion and rates two bil lion, is scarcely justified.. : v .. Such estimates are made upon the assumption that the Su preme court has held that the valuation mlust be based entirely upon what it would cost to reproduce the railroads at present wages and prices. The railways never asked the court to make any' such decision, and the court has not done so. In its opin ion tho court Raid, "No doubt there are some, perhaps many, railroads, the ultimate value of which should be placed far be low the sum necessary for reproduction." Its statement that cost of reproduction must be CONSIDERED "along with all other pertinent facta, " and that the valuation of some railways may be. less than their cost of reproduction, shows conclusively that it has not held that cost of reproduction alone must bo con sidered, and til ut all es.timiiitcs of the probable valuation which are based upon the assumption that it has so held, are wildly erroneous. 1 That the valuation must be imide larger than it would be if nlade in accordance with the method favored by tho commission is ibvioiis, but how much larger is entirely conjectural. It nec essarily follows that all estimates of the increase in liet return that the railways will be legally entitled to make, are matters of pure conjecture. . !" "" " , ' ' - t-i f The railways have recognized hi the past, and they un doubtedly will recognize in future, the fact that public senti ment and economic conditions cannot safely be ignored. They will undoubtedly seek opportunity to earn n net return suffi cient to enable them to pay reasonable -dividends: and to raise capital adecuato to the development and improvement of their facilities,. They always have recognized, however, that rates must be based upon "what the traffic will beat'.". Rates must not be nutde high enough to interfere, with tho development of traffic, and they are and always will be largely influenced by competition between the railways themselves and between th railways and other carriers by water and highway. No de cision of the Supreme Court can make it possible for the rail ways to afford to ignore public sentiment or competitive and other economic conditions.. The decision will be far from as advantageous: to the railways as the Journal maintains. Oh the other hand, it should afford a much bettor assurance than they have had heretofore that they will be allowed, under good management, to cam reason able dividends for their stockholders ' and tumbled to raise enough capital to furnish the public the kind of transportation service that the publiu demands. ; Jules Verno once ujrote a fnmiiful yarn about going abound tho world in 80 days. The rooent. flight of the Foit Worth bliowft thnt going around tho world in less than eight days will soon bo an entirely practical matter. J ( And yet no one ever won a hurt nnybody's feelings. All educated man is one who knows what became of those who flew the Atlantic before Liiuly did. Yes, heredity is a great influence. The harder Dad's nose is pressed o the grindstone, the mriro his kids' noses turn up. MUTT ADN JEFF 0P-tf.RS MuTT AMD 0CFF, I WAnC.OO "TO BRCAK UP TH PfeTTlWG PARTieS M UOWtR'S yoo see sPoomimg; PUBUC rVeCKIWG HAS 60TTA Be STtPPET.' GRANGE HERE , THE O'FAXION CASE place in history by trying not to Does Mutt Love His New Job? Hes Nuts About It ir to o r.f 1 uui-r 111. IJCLK.I t :l: :: h: V. rVA aU I NT . I v;v.V I 1 111: I II fT II I f II r. j. 1 1 1 1 1- v I v"l - I i j ' W-Aw J SMACtC . 1 i r i m Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Sigotd leiur pertttolnf to personal baltb M bjfltne, not to Oimmm ctittfrtoti uvatmrut, will be tiunrrd by Dr. Brady li a (Urnped, wU-sddrewMl envelop u eu load ltterf ehouid b brief nd written tn Ink. Owing to the Urg Dumber of lttre r fld, on) few esa be tncwrred here. No reply eon be made to qarl Dot eonforq tpg to tnetrnrtlono Aid" 1 WJIJUbj Brady, to ear of thle aaw-mapor - KLXBt'UN :, A coat of tan was formerly calamity In tho eyes of fashion A few years aeo I received lotn of inquiries " f r o m ; readers who hud IncautlouHly ac quired a little tan while on summer 'vacation and now wished to be rid of it in a hurry.' Today no sucu inquiries come in. N o w t h e young people are counterfeiting a coa; or tan when they are unable to acquire a nat ural one. It in not necesnary to bo burned In order to become tanned. Phy sicians using ultraviolet light, whether from the sun or from a lamp, strive to avoid even mild burning of the skin treated. Some authorities on the use of ultra violet light for the prevention of rickets In infants believe the treat ment is most efficacious when the dosage is so, small and so Infre quent as to prevent even tanning. Heretofore physicians have as sumed that the process of tanning was at least a good index that the ultraviolet tight was accomplishing the desired cure. At any rate, in hospitals where sun bathing and artificial ultraviolet treatment is used extensively, the children with all forms of tuberculosis da de velop .1 deep mahogany tan of the whole ifjody surface as the tuber- culoua lesion or nrocess bcnmM arrested, Tho texture and healthl- I Answer. Cataracts do not grow ness of the skin seem to improve over the eyes: cataract Is merely with the tanning. AVhen a patient -a' clouding df the crystalline lens has acquired a rich mahogany tun ,n the eye- Reading is all right, his skin seems always warm, and Tno Patient should not postpone the patient feels comfortable, when .consulting an eye physician, and where most of us would be I teonIni: chattering with cold. LaHt yetu' thanks to your ivy Sunburn is an extremely un-! noi8on Prophylactic, irty I4-year-pleaaant accident and in severe !old eon scaped poisoning for the cases it is quite as serious as a ; ,irBt tImo !n hil lifd' e began burn of enual area from fire. Kven ! eRrly In March to prepare him. a mild or first degree sunburn ! Tnit vear ala8' we did not beeJn ! (simple reddening of the skin ln time' and hc has bfeen a week j without formation of blisters), does i0Ut of school with an attack of not hasten the tanning process and ttho old Polso"lne. following a so the yound indoor dweller who'Hh,'rt walk. in tno country. "Vu'd seeks a coat of tan in a short sum-?-11 ba uiKe to commence tho pro- mer vacation had better bo cau- tlous about exposing the skin to tho sunlight. It is a good plan1 to follow a graduated schedule exposing the skin only five or ten minutes at a time for three suc cessive times, tho first day; In- creasing the periods of exposure; the sunlight is strong and nearly! vertical, even these short exposures" may prove too long. i. i & For tho relief of first degreq ourn (whether rrom BUnUght, arc; lamp or mercury vapor ' quartz lamp, or fire) culamln lotion .in grateful, and this may be followed by a smearing of tho reddened') skin with boric ointmont or with1 freshly made cold cream. CnlaminM lotion is much used bh a soothing lotion for burning, smarting. Itch-: Ing skin trouble and consists of n mixture of one-half ounce each of i zinc oxide and culamln powders, ono dram of glycerin, two ounces each of lime water and 5 per cent phenol solution, and enough rose water or plain water to fill tho half pint bottle. This must bo shaken up and the lotion patted upon the skin win the hands, wtihout rubbing. "When the burn Is of the second degree (blisters) the same care must be taken as ln dressing a fresh wound, at least In tho first fow days. Most of tho popular remedies do more harm than good. Never apply cHrbolic (phenol) in any form where there is blister or -.nJ " on,vv oi.uu.u uu usim, U any. vim Hil . .Stt . a .?P. prP"!thy th" of the days when they ntT, ,?P U8ed" IL l8"0 W a"' their charms were r"'"1 1 ' if U ovo wua' left entirely to conjecture? Marian petrolatuin from a coilapsmle ut.iu,,. hn-rat(. i- ... is preferable to any home made- oil or greaso or salve. Many pro prietary ointments offered for burns contain phenol or. some phe nol derivative, and will Inevitably delay the healing process If used. What I have called "Old Doc" ointment seems to huvo all the soothing properties any such aalvo can have, yot does not delay heal ing: Horle acid, bomtolc acid, of each 0.5 per cent; zinc peroxld, 3.0 per cent; zince steareate, 4 per cent; zinc oxid, 12 per cent; in petrolatum, scented with aromatic oils. QI'KSTIONH AM) ANKWl.ltS llnpturo llusband examined by mill doc tor, and surprised to leain ho has rupture, lie Is ordered to be op- SH-H. TrtERfi'S A SHEIK AMT HIS M SHEIK ArJT HIS S : L FOR MCKIrOG AO PUBLIC. sweetie Neck THAT B 62 AXD TAX ernted on. (1) Can it -require operation Tvhen he did not evnn know ho had It.' Sometimes - It appears and he can hardly, rind the placo. (2) Is operation! the only cure for rupture? (3) Are trusses any good? (Mrs. 1.1. S.) : Answer. (1) Yes. (2) Yes. (3) Only for makeshift support; "a truss never cures rupture.r I take it your husband is not an old man and If he is not. lie should avail himself promptly , of the, surgical cure. ' .- -,.'(' . Cluilk for Imllgt-Htloii Is there no cure for indigestion? All advertised remedies seem to-be for "relief" only. I have attacks every three or four weeks, and after the attacks I am sore and tender in the pit of my stomach. (Mrs. N. J. K.) . Answer. Any pain or distress that remains more than momen tarily Indicates something the mat ter. "Indigestion" is a meaning less name and never explains painful or distressing attacks. A dose of prepared ciialk (calcium carbonate), say as much as will cover a dime, will give as much .relief aa any other remedy . you can safely use. You should con sult a physician and find out what ails you., I might suggest likely causes for your attacks, but that could do no good. Cataract Is reading dangerous or harmful when cataracts are beginning to grow over the eyes? "What can be ne for relief or cure? (M. M.) ,"J ,aa' . meuicauon now r (i. B.'S.) Answer.- -No. Now the doctor A. should supervise any treatment. Tho Immunization method, which I. am glad to cxptnin to any reader who requests it, is advisable only' for prevention, . , (Copyright John F. Dille Co.) I wonder if snappy ole ladles Hont ffl ninnrl an- -f..l wh-n tire an' buy a farm, an' here's bet tin' she'll never feel like singln' again. Brisbane'sToday (Continued from Page Ono.) Two pianos, about to fly to Eu rope, were told by radio: "Ono thousand miles of adverse weather over the Atlantic. Heavy rains on Uie other side; wise to postpone flight." "llhey postponed accord ingly, starting perhaps, tomorrow morn tug. It Is difficult to realize the amaz ing fact that, at this moment, no I t vr ffrvTiMts TffmK Turf) 1 ' T li'J ' ii ! IwsA . lYOVRS. UMTR ARTSeVT - 1 vAW T MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE It'lIOSS t. Tmvrl i. 'rtimij ll. I!. 1Jar.it 0lu 1 . I '.-rirnifUt IC. Vrury ,ir. (.'in;i!.t l. I rftii!l!e 1 ' fjci-ilrtfl ,ti. , run It: ii .. v-jiiMirt 3. I':jrlii(j 22. ilptlri- . 21.' Tavern Si. t:MnvtsIon of 4!)iii.-::ilt 20. pact.:rs , ill. Tlilcl; I'lov.K I'lxti i't:p Hi Prvulltirlty ::is. Uterary nrruiis ( S7 'll,lif4tlll - ei mrce r,i. nind 4. Ifiiliirn i 42, Hpnulfcli hero 43. HiHly of HHler 41. KlIi.Ti-nl suit 4'n t'oiidnlnc 47. Htr(iiotl moltusk 4D. -N'-sullve pro lix SO. I.osi of sni'Dcli 0U. I'SKtto Ira-: . l. '1 rc trunk' i (li. Krror . . Title 81. Additions to- houses C5. Hocky ' tain park 60. Inrrcusect , 1. Twist S. Pennsylvania -city rft, Helmvlor tL M'Ptli 68. y,ost l lie STf EjElOjelftgA'C CiElDlSlP c nTrtniA xKi bTaTl 1 oTe 1 c- m s & oftATL puETR N s E k 1 L 1A !t'E&. ft j-l p" cere' si3teT3 t I'A f.T T i elMc t E offAjM A 8 s'g 0 , tio TTr v y u l els' spr a is EiwU s IsTa 2 sTF h t ;,: rftflg vi'-H1 0 " u H- t H P I N tVfJ 0 j E IT E STT S I 1 3 W 5 9 FZ "V n " 5 W- ; ! if 10 ', : 21 : Tp, 22. '. 23 ' 1 T 2? ; 2B ; 7 26 i7 . " " fHF 29 30 5T tz ?K So''" Sl Sl , :Y-S3 54 55 56 ' ; 57 S$ Co m:. ; ' Mf. : ' ti? ' civilized liumiin being is separated from any part of the world, ns to Information, by more than one fourteenth part of a second. No one can be farther away from another than : halt, the distance around the earth. It (altos one5 fourteenth of a second . for riidfo to travel that distance, going 186, 000 miles a second, Anf 'Ameri can might know'what happened in ChiOa within the last 840th part of a minute. j ' i -j. Mars, when we become worthy of attention from that civilization, millions of years older than our 12,000-year-otd barbarism, will tell us by radio,. "Our scientists an nounced such a discovery, four minutes ago, by Greenwich time.'' It is not merely a small world; it is a small solar system. In Kentucky a boy G years old is sentenced to the rel'orir.atory for 15 years. He will be released at 21. A new trial is asked. The boy committed murder. Not a trial, but an examination by competent authorities is needed. If the boy, at large, would men ace others, restraint is necessary. Eut 15 years In a reformatory would surely turn him. out more dangerous to society than any boy could bo ut (i years of age. It seems outrageous to imprison for 15 years a boy of that age. But civilization hangs many men with minds not moro Hum 7 years old. An unconscious longing for revenge has something lo (lo with that. Tho young Princo of Sagan, 19 years old, son of .lay Gould'B dnughter, Anna, has shot himself, and will probably die. Ills unfor tunate mother announced the trag edy, saying it was caused by pa rental objection to the boy's mar rying a young girl with whom he was violently in love and that the only cause for objecting was tho boy's extreme youth. Tn the newer country, where the Princess of Sagan was born, a boy of that age would simply run off and got married, the modern motto being fWo do not ask parents, wo tell them." ' - Those that have been annoyed by "wrong numbers," forgetting tho marveloust young telephone women ! 11. MoTPment of the Neu 12. Opi'li citurt li, lnrliiiiiliini SI, l'urtirlilul KufTW 23. I'urmcr irrs- (lent 25. Tli In pi'rfor i at id iu;lul S3. Knrly Hip!ia UfUt cliuruc- ters S7. I.cjrittluto SA. And not 3l. Hint I n in pin mint ion !J!. Siniirt 32. WiitrliPd rlosply 33. JlemullKli i:.f. A)Milnts ' 37. Nra swiiKows SM, intention 41. Nprnnd. fccll- InifS 43, FtiNtfiiliitf 4it Tropical Tin ps 46, 2,IM)U ponmls 4H. I'dsstitfunuy rl. Comlilnc ui. Kleviiliou of Kround M. ?lc Utile 64. Illbllrsl tow er: den 65. The Kternill City fiS. Killed fiA Choose: rore 3, Fastidious 4, Flowers 5, Spinning- or pint of a spider . Tinkle 7. Color 8. Fruit of the OHk tree 9. MHrtlniqae rolcnno 10. Marked with an asturUk are nearly always right, will learn, now, that wrong numbers may be useful." In' Ilroolilyn n family of eight i were sleeping la an apartment rap i idly tuning-; wrlth gas, ; A wrong j number aroused the sleeping fa rther. -'Almost overcome by the gas, i he opened the windows and doors I in time -to save his family. i Danger frqnJ escaping gas might' j be: minimized by nixing"? with all Igas distributed to families a low I percentage of :'sneezing gas." The family, beginning to sneeze, would I look for the leak. Women often work, ln kitchens, with gas escap ing, from an unlighted vent, with out knowing it. Tho Biioezing gas would prevent that. Valunble suggestion for our sen ate. The Turkish parliament, in secret session admits only mem bers. Hut man cannot live by dis cussion alone, and one, servant is admitted to serve coffee and light the members' cigarettos. This re liable offlclul is deaf and dumb, cannot liear what Is said, could not repeat it, if he heard. Our heavy old earth, as rigid as though made of solid steel, has not quite settled down, although it has been turning urolind lor more than 1,000,000 years. Kartb ouakes In DenMuirk Saturday prove that everywhere there is still some thing to bo adjusted. Quill Points They have raised the taxes on Mr. Hoover's farm, and that means no tractor, again this year. At hiAt n way to make the kids keep Mill. Get a movie cam cm and yen hi to make notion pictures of them. The world Is so full of a num ber oT things, it's no wonder we're all as broke as kings. It's a queer kind of tariff relief lock hiaup,jFf: i'll Be. along FIFTY PPi CEr)T- 0,F THe evfDSNCG fcfc SO'. Do You Remember? HI TEARS AGO TODAY (From files of Mall Tribune) . May 27, 1B19. Homer S. Cummins, national Demo cratlc chairman,- declares, president Wilson will run for a third term if tho Leajjuo of Nations Is defeated. 3" : Msiior TL. AV. Clancy receives fi- f nal disohai-pe from army and pre pares to resume ilia medical prac tice in Medford. . Mercury soars to new season rec ord, 100 In the shade. ( District Attorney Roberts serves notice .on Foley & Kurk carnival to close all games of chance. Bardwell Fruit company decides to enlarge plant. . . E. X. Welch and party of Med ford reach rim of Crater I-ako by walking through snow flv-e miles. . k Subscribers to P. & E, fund de cide to retain control of railroad as eastern purchasers appear ln no hurry to close deal. 20 YKARS AGO XOUAT (From files of Mall Tribune) May 27, 1009. City moves to condemn M!ko Hanley'.s land for right to cross with city water pipir. Heavy rain delights farmers and fruit Growers suffering: from drought. The pleasing rumor of a railroad down the Illinois river has tickled Grants Pass, but if they don't look out Central Point, Gold Hill or Medford will play tho trump card. R. H. Whitehead of Ashland was a Medford visitor today. , B. V. Carter of Ashland drove down today In his new Chalmers Detroit "30." He reports the road in fairly pood condition.' Ho mado the trip in an hour. that makes the farmer pay moro for the sugar used in sweet mash. Inscription on a bronzo statuo in tho year 2085, when the world is perfect: "Ho attended to his own business." The debenture plan, briefly, Is a scheme to enrich brokers and keep the farmer voting right. Man's vocal reactions to a fly: (1) "Shoo!" (2) "Darn that fly"; (3) "Gr-r-r-! You're a heck of a housekeeper!" Greater lovo hath no modern than this, that ho permit a friend to use ills car. Americanism: Acquitting a man who burns an orphan asylum; send-. Ing him to jail for sassing tho judge. - Education pays. The ordinary millionaire in jail doesn't know hpw to do anything ljlit ; pound . IUUK8. Ah, well; perhaps it's all right tn call them talkies if you call that talk. 'A hoTiiHii doubtless Is the kind that swallows IiIh tobacco when the clerk slums him pa jamas decorated with litUo flowers. Happy thought! If France can't get reparations from Germany, sho can affect her financial status just the same by disarming as Germuny did. It .vroniH strungo in Ibis efficient modern world, but nobody ever en courages tho hen that delivers two eggs in ono wrapper. "Louis XIV." by Sisley Huddle ston, is ho good you could onjoy it even if a book club selected it. Correct this sentence. "John Is more careful of his personal ap pcarenco since he got a new ste nographer," said she, "but. I'm not suspicious." Had Stomach Gas 35 YearsAll Gone Now "I suffered wllh indigestion and gas for 35 years. Since the first dose of Adlerika, T have not been troubled a bit." D. Carlisle. Adlerika relieves gas and sour stomach at once. Acting on ItOTH upper and lower 'bowel. It removes old waste matter you never thought was In your system. Let Adlerika give your stomach and bowels a UHAT, cleaning and see how good you feel! Overcomes constipation. Heath's Drujt Store. By BUD FISHEP uj(TH Tti otHeR. IN AM HoVJft. and sweet As on Kftster, lh ruin marred tiie I . Joy of the day, 'Twa out of the question to make a display. r (Kanns CUy 8lnr.)