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PIGE EIGHT" MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDTORD.-' OREGONV TUESDAY, APRIL 16,. 1929. MEDWRD MAIL TRIBUNE PnkUaM Of tte- BOBEIT W. RCHT, Hur l iumptu num. iimf IntM, aarfar Act Matt 8, lart. IU88CIJTI0H UTn -l Hart 1 Adianea: Dallr. ltb Sunday, yctf Italia, IU Suadt7, anITl. JJaJljr, .llhoul tanoat, rear...... Dallr. althwrt Sunday, esU Waailf MaU Mlana. ana rtar. ... ..fr.it .. .to J 00 too uaoar, MM rear Ht Carrier la Jutting I atadford AaUand. imtdm SSmrJ?"" utm" " Mir. wtu I batty, vttlwqt Bandar. Moatkw lid:;, vKbow Sunday, MM Mr, wHa Bandar, aw fear. All term, eaab la adnata, ' TOO i.ee tCMBt f THE AMOCIATSD rM bmilof Uaud Win nk Tha AsKtiaui Prm li nrlaiiirfj aatltuKl ts IB aw lur pwiniMi m ail am crNUM U n or-atlwrab. endlud to aad al. la th lacal am publijb4 btrtla. All rV" ror tusneaiM.) at apeaui aartta art .'1m raaarrad. tmn dally afcraga HrraUliaa far all aMdafl anftnj Ort. 1. 1118, 438. Wflrfal paper of Uw Cllr If MMMf. orielal paper at Jaeboa Cwrtr. AcMfttum InreaeaUtleea 1 M.-C. MOtiENHKN ft CuMPAVT Offlm la Nra Yk. ctucarg. ixtratt, fmsefcea, tor Aatetei, BeallH. rprtlant. Ye Smudge Pot My Arthur Pny Unrtnn TnlUv Prnnrl ADOrD Mtlir. rich an income of $250,000 ' per j year, has retired to a, Kansas farm. heeaiiKe somebody said her voice wax "cold and Inflexible;" . Worse than this has been said of many ihspranofl, resulting In longer and' louder s.iua!ings. The prww or ttt nation-has-been given a well daeerved lecture for iu , unmerited rrtticim; of the Congressional hypocrites, Tecently revealed as publicly dry and pri vately wet. Tbt press should has ten to express its deep regrets to the' pair for their misfortune in getting caught with liquor-in their possesHlon, as they will no doubt be more careful lp the future. Several of our dinky mustached. young men. are that way because they have been misinformed by a female, that the hairy adornment makes them look like Conrad Nagel. This Is had". news, as Mr. Nagel In, a coming picture sports a goatee.. ... -t, , . A lighthouse worker with three desks, and two hours off for lunch, said yesterday: ' " "Between you and' me and' the gate-post." . . An efficiency engineer analyzed this statement, and returned a verdict of treason In the first de gree, as .he should have said: ''Between you and. me,, and the power-pole.".-, (.; BotaniHts report the findlfig of some wild mustard? that was not growing In nn alfalfa or grnln field, The passion for bulldogs, which broke out In this1 vicinity five weeks ngo, has encompassed one of the Bates 3loys.' The erase is Jn three forms, viz: the white bull dog, the Boston bulldog, and the Knglish bulldog. Humdingers, Inc., should nwuke, before the commu nity Is confronted with wrinkle faced poodles with the asthma. - Prof. Relmer called yesterday and reported that he had a tele ncope coming, that would Bhow every pimple on the moon. . The first California tourist from Roseburg, turned around In the middle of the block yesterday. To date, not a male has remem bered where he hid his 1928 straw hat. , ' Rodney Woodpecker, father of seven boys, addressed the Bird' P. T. A. convention at the l'ub. Lin. yesterduy, and sounded a timely warning. "The oncoming crop of woodpeckers is A' shiftless lot," he declared. "The young woodpecker of today demands a grindstone upon which . to whet, his , beak. When I was a boy, a knot was good enough. The example set by parents, when they began to use the corners of concrete houses, Is coming home to roost." Homethlng ought to be done about upstate autolsts getting In the road of auto freight trucks. The three lending Republicans of the state not mentioned for a federal post, will probably sacri fice thomselves for governor. There Is a shortage of mechan ics, and a surplus or lawyers, and a wise Kansas City editor allows thut this deficit can he wiped out by drafting lawyers as mechanics. A lawyer, thus reformed, would have to be watched or he would pack as many monkey-wrenches to work as he does law books to court. On the other hand, the learned mechanic will never make A grimy lawyer. FOR STl'RDY FISH Kit S I have it wish to wander by the little rippling brooklet, To choose a' brightly painted' fly from out my leather booklet And yank a troutlet high and dry uSon my tiny booklet. The springtime, stirs my sluggish blood and penetrates my marrow: The bending hough begin to bud, and Cupid whets an arrow; . The froggle sings amid the mud. nnd In the trees the spar row. I have a strong desire to He upon a grassy pillow, Watching the fluffy clouds go by st Hive the pussy willow (No doubt I'd catch a cold and die from such a peccadillo). (Cleveland tMaindealer.) Clatsop. Contract will be awarded May 1 for construction of two combination bathhouses at Camp Clatsop. CONGRESS OPENS, W1TIC thiT opninjr' of Congress today; it' seems ftenerally agrrtf'if tlie troubles of President Iloover will begin. Xo doubt of it. But there w-no indication they will axstime serious proportions in this special session. .J The Republienns have an increased majority in both housed. There appears to be general agreement regarding the provisions of the farm relief bill, and only minor differences regarding tariff revision; " President Hoover has adopted i "hands off" polieyregard : . i. .. . .i : . i. u - :..:-. . i u "-""K", unu, vun sum i program, any serious conflict 'ITMntiVA hrntii))H wnnM l,o ctirnpiuinrr ' . Xo, in all probability, the President's real trouliles will de velop later on. For'-sooner or later a test of strength between the 'White House and the Congress is inevitable. A "hands off" policy is theoretically sound, but practically impossible. . President Iloover is wise in starting slowly and placing leg islative responsibility f:olely upon the legislative branch. But by the very nature of things, not from what our government was designed to be,- but from .what! it has actually become, such'a policy can't be continued indefinitely. . Eventually, President Iloover must secure leadership of the government with the allegiance - . . . in spue or and over, us opposition.-:, wjin a man or rresiuenr Hoover's character and temperament,-we can see no alterna tive. ... . ;-i J ;,!!;.- . . , f- . " AritT this" means' a strugfrjf, or urt open fiht, with an appeal1 to the Vmerican people:. In -pitllCM flUA ihtt hilt tin iu on'tntr ! " and the result will very largely determine., whether or not President Iloover har been able to master the intricacies' of practical politics, as well as he has the technique of other activi ties in which Fate has thrown him. . WHAT'S WRONG WITH TII! problem' of the Hi Leagiieji whicl open their seasons today is to furnish genuine eonipetition, particularly for tile New York Yankees and the -Giants. For the past three years the Yankees have won the Ameri ca League title, and for five consecutive years.-from 1920 on, the Giants did the same thing in the National. ' As a result thi baseball-fans of the -country as a whole, have lost interest in the Big League title contests; always convinced that the pennants will go to one or botH of the New York aggregations.- It has also been generally agreed thiit the contests have been reduced to merely a mercenary basis, pne or botH of the New York teams winning, simply because they had, and spent, the most money. , ; This'' had been bad' for the national' sport', nnd unless there should be a radical change this year, with the competition of golfing ami motoring, liig League baseball' is dtio for'a sharp decline in popularity. -. . ' .,( ... There are indications, however, tliere will be new faces on the chompionship benches this year. jCobb is throiiglvSpeakcr is out, and. Babe Ruth' is 35 years did; For the sake of the sport it is to be hoped' these stars appear on team, other than those financed in-New York,. - . .. SHOULD'SUCCESSFUL'MEN Bfi DISQUALIFIED? A DKMOORATlContemporary declares there arc 'trio many rk'h men in President Hoover's cabinet and: too -many amongJiis appointees. This has a familiar sound. But assuming the charge js true, is iiVeally a bad' sign or n good'one? ' Just what' is it rielt man? As a' generol ruld isn't the rich man iil-tliis country llic successful m&u? And isn't the success, ful man-usually, tho capable mim? : -1 Then how would it bo possible for the President4 of -this-country, determined to make fitness and ability the prime tests of political preferment, to avoid scouring some men of consider- ut n..1f 1. f ; As such things go in this country today, Secretary Mellon is!f,f,n,"and for hW long it should the only very nrh nmn in-the Hoover cabinet. Would our Dem ocratic; friend discharge blm on that ground? A much better plan would seem to be the President's plan, to get'the licst men for the various jobs be eatt secure, and re gard tlieirpcrsnnal fortunes-as factors neither for nor'against them. - - " Tlie' Mexican rovol til ion tints far,' if it lintl been n part f the late unpleasantness, would have been chronicled as "Noth ing to report' on the western front.' ' Tho (treat need of airplanes keep a man np in the air without Come to think of it, it never would do for man to control the weather. . The farmers would need rain and thc'solfers willl n pull would never let it. MUTT AND JEFF FOR TV4 C l A..r aC -shf MKJtr THOU&HT Yoo ArvD MoTT U)R6 o Your WAY HOMfei . ,r -r . f, . (sonna stay v ir , . 1 . Lit: V - ; ' .. - arJK . . - " . i"' I ..... . I ' : - I " wmmm . A t i i i liruyna, IW , II C.aaa.) O. tbfhl, Sii.tU. WHAT DOES IT MBAIW a majuriiv umi niirn n umiitru between the executive andlegis- and support of the Congress, or . ...... . . - oitlior in politiefll manipulation in ha 1 n ! i-l n'nrtVi irentriri !nrr 1 4 ' f"' Bid LEAGUE- BASEBALL? ' and. flappers U the ability to so much speed.. The North Pole Is Just BJT FRieNP , UlR STILL H6RC.: AM WHAT'S (SONNA STAY UNTC W tSCT . THAT RAie-6 PCN60IM t66.' Personal Health Service By WTJLLIAM xraanal tTMfapr. wul tm lamniil 07 Dr. Bndy U a ataaapeaV peU-aililinalil tamloaM U aacloMd. Utura aboard b total aaal wrltta aa Ink. Ovlaf to tk larp anmber ml. latura ra. aainj. aoij ikaaala aaaarnj kara. K replj eaa p aua- u aaaertaa aa4 mtarm kaf U ktauntlarai Aililiaaa Dr. aUilaal BiMtr. Ik ekra'a tkl uiaaaam. PHYsioixMsy 'Every chool girl knows that the force of the heart beat ta the main thing in the pumping of the blood thru the arteries. Bat that is all the average! worms in children? (II. T.) pchool girl knows- Answer Yes. Jn that way. and about It. Ask her I other ways, the dog may act as how the blood is j intermediary host in the infesta returned to theltlon of children with intestinal heart again and j para.Utes. Care should always be she becomes "ken to prevent this, where there vague. Ask her I31 a dE or 11 c!it in the home with mother or herfyoung children. As a matter of 9unr nr even her simple h)-giene anybody should teacher., tae same questions and you'll find the school girl ,to not so very dumb, after all. Well. now. girls, mothers, teach- era and aunts, if you will give me your undivided attention for two minutes you'll know" something that may prove of real benefit to your own health. I m going to gWe you a' little lesson In practical or ar""lwi physiology. .Notning to uneasy ubout. just an' idea him about your circulation. Or If that is embarrassing, then-suppose-we say' any woman's circulation, or for that' matter, any' human circu lation at all. Tarnation, but it does make me feel ugly and mean the way folks take these little les sons in physiology; one might think 1, were committing some im-" propriety In getting the blood back to the heart, tho it is quite all right' to-send it out from the heart even if you have to make It surge thru ' the veins In a direction contrary to I the normal flow. - Maybe the 'force of the heart bent would' be' sufficient to drive ihe blood nil the way back-to the heart again, if it were not for the capillaries out where the arteries end -and the veins begin.- Press your fingernail nnd notice ' the blanched area creep over the flesh as you-increasa the pressure. You are squeezing a fraction of a" drop of blood out of tho capillaries under the nail. It takes some force to do It. Consider the enor mous network of capillaries thru out' the tissues of the body, and you will readily Imagine that there ia little driving force left after the heart has driven the blood into the capillaries. . Capillaries are not little blood vessels- at- all. The are merely spaces between the fibers or cells br the tlastie". Blood fc-oaks, oozes or percolates thru the tissue as milk does' thru' a filter of cotton or water thru a piece of- blotting paper. . Your breathing is the main fac tor In drawing the blood from the capillaries back thru the veins to the heart; With the act of inspir ation, taking In breath, there is considerable suction upon- the blood in veins and capillaries, from the lowering of pressure in' the great veins in the chest. The dia phram contracts, during , inspira tion, pressing downward upon the liver and" stomach and causing the front abdominal wall to hulee (If the individual' Is not opposed- to j sucn ways or nature), and so blood Is sucked' intb the rreur vein and into the right side of the heart. . Ho enileth the physiology lesson. Is It necessary to remind you that inifny functional troubles are due to poor circulation and that they mny ne prevented and In many enses-cured hjr cultivating natural 1.1-eiuhlng hablt and by practicing ! ing muscles over which you have voluntary oontrol yt'KSTIO.NS AXTk- ANSWKItS t'iMl r.lier Oiling the Blmho . I'lenxe tell me when n normal bnliy shuulil. begin taking cod llvei "II. that Im, If you teach that he iKhnuln beer In. imw miirh him- e continued, cun you- name Htiltulile' preparation or brand of nod liver oil for this purpose? (Mr. V. J. B. Answer' JCvery bottle baby shnuhl receive cod liver oil dally from the age of 2 or 3 months to the' end of the first year, llrennt fed babies should hnve It, too, but if the nursing, mother prefers she may take tho cod liver oil for ,hc j hnhy. Begin' with a dose of five drops, mixed! with' any fresh fruit Juice or vegetable Juice, or canned tomato Juice, and' feed it on a spoon to the- bahy soon after a regular feeding, sny twice dally. Increase (he dose of cod liver oil a ( drops each week, so that the baby will get a teaspoonful or more a day nt the age of five or six months. There are ninny good brands, any plain cod liver oil will do: Hogs am) Worms t' have bean told there is dangef Like Home to Augustus VeSTtRDAY lwTTl . t tovd we HeiwAS.. So was A PeN6onO. THAT J - - I I .. u.s , PCL ATiuec " I Y STAY up HBe r- H'S O.rf. r HoMSlCKrJess! J 2LT TALK AV. I'- i " amothfd Tiaw I -v roeui.' , 1: - - To haa gith? ! ijr BBADT, M. D. kaaJtk ami kraieoa. m t iWaim aMaawala a ron woMCv tin permitting a dog to lick the. j hands, as there may be worm eggk i 'n the dog's saliva and the eggs ' may invn imu inrir way into ones ; moath. Is this a possible source ! immediately wasn his hands after : handling or playing with dog or i cat- ' The Old Hokum Bunkein 1 I notice in a . . . publication a i notice of a book that purports to j tell' how anybody may tic . away ) with the need of glasses by means of some simple eye exercises (Miss M. M. L.) Answer I can only assure' you that no one'who needs glasses can correct the defecr or visidn by means of silly eye exercises. Using t H A VM In dab u'ilk I- . I l . ' " niwi ID I, lie uesi : exercise. . 1 Water Softener What la best for making water soft for bathing? Mrs. B. ft. H.) Answer Bora Is an excellent softener add1 a spoonful to the gallon. Vilh tli Muynbwey.uilfbr sal, an' the White Hoiim? stahlra done any 1th It begins to look-i like I'M'Sttlcnt Hoover uui goln' to ttlt ii hli'ycle.. I wonldn't mind gittiii' olo ir I didn't looli m lilumnl ugly-wlM-n I git up," said Tllfonl Moots, rflajv . 1 . . i Brisbane's Today (Continued from Page One.) museum a Japanese ' tablet, on which Is written a description of mortifications of the flesh inflicted UOOn hlmuelf hv a lanaoA tliwl.l Hist "that tho dlvlno Dowers might I be moved to restore the king s Once Christians believed that it pleased (lod to have them torture themselves By starvation and other wise. Now. they iieiieve that the All Powerful would rather have them go to-work. The Reverend Ur. Duff lold Pres byterian, says our age is religious, the trouble is with' the churches. ,Vhat is true of Christianity is donbly true of the: Moslem faith. Amanitllan, deposed king of Af ghanistan, drew a crowd of 60,000 supporters by promising to show them the mantle of .Mohammed. It had been locked in a chest for 200 years, and .Mohammedans be eved' that' only a good man could open the chest. After two hours of effort Ama nullall suddenly opened the chest and held up the sacred relic. The people flocked to him. Another ship arrives In England having landed two-miallimx cases at Marseilles. Viscount Uurnham will worry, for he hasn't been vac cinated wlthlrf seven years. In Northampton, England, small pox la' spreading rapidly. Of 3(KI smallpox cases, M had been vacci nated bs Infants, not since: 270 Mutt Now f THAT YC LooKl H6 -DiSCoyeRefc 1 - h -- - thc Pf wsuaf i ; u:' f :.. 2 r , j l . i ; --1 had' never bwn Taoclnslpd. An outbreak of smallpor Is a wonder ful' cure for antl-vacrlnatlon Don sense. , ..,,,,,,, Mexican rebels have abandoned their publicity bureau In New York ! City, which is taken to mean com plete collapse of the rebellion. - j Mexico, In spile of war costs, re- j ports a good financial condition j and continues to pay cash to em- j hiloyes and other. -. Quill Points The Russian, who forgets the age of the soviet rvgtme, cao look at the street 'orrihans. - . i Thefr say ninety thousand Xew, Yorkers get a living from boot-j legging, but, this doubtless in-i eludes morticians. The' chief objection to treating a guest like home folks Is that he might grt mad and' retaliate. An .orator Is a man- who can! take a 300-word Idea and blowy it up to hold 6000 more. I "Speed Is essential to success) In the modern world." - You, should see a bunt going down the first- base line; Ttte ax&toffc American is : one neither ricJi enough nor poor cnoagfi . ' Jo count his change " wlthoat - eniharraes ment. . We1 ha,vo an uneasj' fueling that the "pioneers' never would have established' a -great nation-on a diet of peanut outer. So a New York man' paid J32.-I r for a bit or ' dentnr nnoge work? Well, the halt usually goes Into the sucker's mouth: : When at last man is accustomed to doing: nothing but brain work, there probably- won't be any need' of radio announcers any way. Americanism: An independent! uiaitirii ' siudiiiB civ uic mnna aiiil-int-tf v whllo ' UStngf ' Dads ' earnings to land a good j provider. . j Few will die trying to beat the I speed record of 231 miles. It takes money, to build fast cars,; and it takes brains to earn money. ; I Seven new schools for the blind : were established' last year, and . we hope they have learned to say "strike" so . the bleachers can hear it. ' , : Fable':' The old fellow was 94 i I and tdld' reporters he dldh'tr at-' tribute - h Is' longevity to any par-i titular diet. I Apparently tlio Idolli mate is"onfc jiiseBlmple enough to stand.' for1' bossing ikl 'not-' quite-'- simple . enough to - be-, ashnnicri otV , , r - SEVERELY BITTEN BY RATTLESNAKE BELLVIEW. Ore.. April 1G. ; i Special I Walter Nash, the well-j known Dead Indian rancher, was I bitten Thursday morning by a 1 .rattlesnake when his dog, by bark ing, called his attention to a hole , in the ground. Mr. Hash reached into the hole with a forked stick I and the sna-;e fastened Its tangs in NO MORE PAINS ORACHES , From Neuritis, Neuralgia, ; Sciatica or Rheumatism TmtMt ta pMMtpUnt bttltaf tMortMit Hi I torn ta thnutb trw per ud bctn at one M i drlr cut Uw Hiflmitloo which raiu all tlit tortur. Pln and rrm nnlih qulcktr. KtllT. ; hm and aoroM dteappMr. Muael and olnu , beratM aupplr and Hnbar. Tou tlote aoundlr at i BlftaL rour appUt UmrtM artd yoa aiatn fMl : that It la goad U be altt. . TrtM) ranialns rv I dcp. Ouarantwd barale. Tou tn buy U i ta good drat Mor. Aiwar In atc tt ' All 8 MMlfnnl TfrrutgiMtM bis thumb. He held on grimly un til he pulled lw out of the bole, reaching with his left band to pull II away. . , . Mr. Hash Is living at present on his lower ranch about six 'miles out on the Dead Indian road. He was rushed- to town immediately; where he received medical atten lion. ' tie has a very- sore hand but no great trouble is expected from the bite. Mis Wyrtlo Xorred of Aehland spent rridar risking at the home of .Miss Wilda Merryman: ' I Mr. and Jfre. Robison of Chilo- j quin arrived in Uellview last week ; anu-are at present staying at me new camp ground built by Jack lientou. -Mr. Robisoa is employed ' at the Moon Lumber company and ) is an experienced saw flier: The t Robisons are looking for a location in the Bellview district. U. H. Pankey, who recently pur chased an acreage in Bellview, baa some of the' early '.varieties of spring blossoms for sale. Daffo dils and Jonquils are ready now for cut flowers. He has other bulbs planted for later blossoms. A crew Is busy working at' the Emigrant dam doing repair work preparatory to the spring irrigation season. Quite a length of the ditch near the dam is being lined with concrete mixture to avoid the loss of water through the soli. Dick and Adena Joy met tlie froshe debaters from tlie Univer sity of Oregon on Friday night at' the Southern Oregon normal audi: torium In what is probably the last debate for the season for the nor mal squad. The debate was a" no-' decision affair and was enjoyed by a large attendance: ' A group of normal students and the U. of O. frosh were guests of the Joy'twlns after the debate. ' 'Portland. iSite at Brdadway Terrace and Kdgewbod road will' be' developed' in near fbture; "r IChildrenCryl CASTORIA . ' A BABY REMEDY .- Public Confidence Our" most' cherished asset is the Good Will and Co-operation of our satisfied customers; Our ; growth and- prosperity depend largely on the recommendation we .receive through them.' ' ' : v If you are a satisfied' customer of this bank, pass the' good word along to your friends. The Jackson CountyBank: ESVABL1SHED 1SS ' '' ' 'V -.Medyord, Origon. '. y. : 1 . , ' . V v' ' v '. . , :i '-i Commercial Savings Safe Deposit ' MEMBER I SDGRAL RESERVB SYSTEM II The Edenette Electric-Washer; t r ; . r- .y." I-:' -I " The Edenette Electric Vasher that has created such a' sensation in tho east has reached MedTord, This washing machine weighs only 20 pounds, and can be used on the kitchen tablo or sink, any place where you can plug into an elec tric light socket. . ' Although it is .smaller than, tho higher priced washers, , it' is sur prising the quantity of clothes ,t will handle. As many as three dozen pieces can be thoroughly washed at one filling, in from 10 to 15 minutes. It is specially adapted for people ' living In small houses or apartments, ns it takes up so little space. Tjo the. mother of small children who need' clean' elbthes 'so often, it ' ts of treme ndous value. It Is no more of a' task' to do a small washing with the Edenette than It Is to do the breakfast" dishes. So little- labor, -so little fuss and muss. This won derful washer sells for n little as $55100 on Kusy Monthly Payments. ' Mr. E, E. Uttlefield, whose .ad dress Is U. V. .D. 1, Medford,- Is a sent for Jackson county. .He will , be, pleased to let you try an Eden ette in your home, and let you Ikv the judice whether you caro.to live, any longer without one or not. Just ' mail postcard with your name and -address to E. E. Littlef ield Route 1, Medford x 'h' By BUD FISHP Ai JP Oaw