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Newspaper Page TextPAOE EIGHT MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE r Dallr, Sunday, Wnklj ' r. -: Ptibltebet. br tba t MEDKUKP fHlitlNO CO. tS-ar-3fl N. Fir 8k PboM fft BOBF.KT ff. RnnU Bdltor t, flUMl'TEB SMITH, &fftnir An Independent Nevspapcr Knlcred u second elais Bitter it Medford, Iregtm, under Act of Marcii 8, 18TB. RUBSCRIPTION BATES Br Mill Iii Adiwwn: . Dally, wiffi Sunday, fw 17. SO Dally, Kith fluminjf, Mjfitli, .75 Dal 1 7, without Bundajr, year... C.SO Dally, without BuikUf, month.. (15 Weekly Mall Triliiine, on 2.00 Bunday, unt yea 2.00 by Carrier. In Alliance In Medford, Aililand, Jackiomllle, Central Point, Pkienil, Talent, Uuld UIU and on lllglnvaya;- DaJly, with Hunrtir, month ,75 Dally, without Buuday, ninnth .(IS Dally, without Hunday. one year 7.00 Daly, with Sunday, one year., 8.00 All termi, cash io advance. MKMBKfl OP TUB AH80C1ATRD PHE8S HecelTlrtt Full leased Wire Service The Asaoclated Prew is eielusiTely entitled to the uia for njihllcatlon of all neat dlspaWhes credited to it or otherwise credited in this paper, and also to the local news publipbrd herein. All right for publication of special diipattbet bereln are also reserved. Sworn daily acerage circulation for iU months indlnf Oct. 1, lil'JH, 4138. Official paper of tlie City of Medford, Official paper of Jackson County. Adtertlilmt Ttepresentathea M. C. MOUKNHKN k COMPANY Offices In tin York, Chicago. Detroit, Bin Traiicbro, I; Angeles, Seattle, Portland. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry A ten m of hot'MP.H wuh In town yoHtonluy, ami protended llko they worn badly frightened by tin auto mobile' ' In the Auruni, lllinolH dry mid on a home, thtil reHUlted in the deutli uf a woman, thoro Ih ono feaiuro tlmt Ih not understandable. A 12-yeur-oM boy, frenzied by tho Hlfiyinff of his mother, picked up tho family gun and nhot tho sluy Ing raildol in tho log. Tho youth did not crumple under a volley from tho guns of the cruuaUerH. It Ih here nnd now predicted that tlio Portland ball toam will return to Uh natural helplessness, without further delay. Mr. Peoria Bill Oaten, tho cnit nont apoHtle of efficiency; Mr. Heotey Hall, tho eminent orator who alwayH HtartK hiH luncheon talk before ho gets his pie, and Mr. C. T. Maker, tho eminent Hociotaiy of Homothlng, were all nestled Horonely in the seatof. a eoupo yoHterday, without resorting to a buy baler. - . An Afmeo McPherson story Bwept through the city yesterday and then headed upstate. A 4d wus imported to the authorities Kundny, with both headllKhtH and the luil-liffht KloamlnK properly. Tho owner, when apprised of this unusual con dition, attacked the . offending huadlightH fiendishly. Announcement has been mudc that a local minister will be in line for 93 late Friday or early Saturday. . . The sad IntclllKcnce Ih relayed from the , University of Oregon campuH that "another football tra dition htiM been cast into limbo." They will keep fooling" around until they have no traditions, and win a few of tbe tough football gam oh. Tho first clothesline of the sea son has been robbed. Tills will probably bo bin mod on tho first tourist. mi:m; im.;j: (Ohio Stitto tfotinial) This AdiulnlHtration is go lug to enforce Prohibition so thoroughly that wo shouldn't wonder If the biggest still In tho world woiJd be solved at leant, nnot; a tiny hereufter Instead of uvvry olhor day as lterettrnre. The nimpniKii Ik over, and not a single I I o'clock ciinard, 11 It is now proposed lo titke a submarine and dive tinder the Arctic Ice. This Is a novel HUleldat itlea, hut they rcafly ought to have a woman along, fi; it lo bu.un oul BlaniUug uuccesH. The Legion Hcvue last night demouHtralctl again, that the umle leg is nothing to look at. The Portland Journal got mad the other day and wild: j. - r-'d, Jt should have been: j) D " V (Column width) , I H A SM'KI.KIt (Atchison, Kan., ' ih.be) - Ira Slcklor, Ih dead, For years ho was a unliiuo character ut Atchison. ' Hut lie ' was always friendly, and rover hurt anybody. Ah long as wo knew Ira, h never hart a regular job. 3te wan of un Independent' nature,' hntl Itrefevt ed to ho In .business for himself. JJenco ho whh tiHUally in the ha nana business. And usually b unl it ens was poor, iih far uh Im was roficerned. Hut even when bus!-' ftess was poor, he preferred to he freo and Independent ho didn't want a "boss" hanging over him, Mr. Klckler won of ti scientific turn. Mo' often dfeamed of per petual -motion. 1 1UU ho hover was nhle to capltaliKO h Is idea. . Jle uIho aspired ut time to be u poet. Hveral years mho IiIk Hdverttse ments in rhyme Kieutly IntcreMed reUdera of the Olohe, Hri lm 8lck er Ih gone. Ho died In poverty after having lieen 111 many months. While Ira wuh not a great nuecess In anything he undertook, we are worry he has passed away, for he i never hurl anybody. Peace to his usheH. , ' SAN FHANClHt'O, April 2,Mli Postcards from mountainous Del Norte county proclaiming thft value of' corn Hquor made - "southern ntyle" and announcing "we're mak ing It O. K.M led to the arrest of Thomas J. Sullivan- Prohibition agents seized a atllt in the hille. DOES A COLLEGE DU; ir;KOr, F. CLAKK oJT Cohunhiu University has dis covered' that 'a collcpre education does not uty, us far as dollars and, cents nre concerned. . After a year's research he maiiitaitiH the 'Hege-bri;d man is too "pensive and hesitant" for the task of money mailing, when uiirinjj and courage are the pviine necessities. And this recent craze for. education has ho inflated the sup plyof educated youn men 'that the man who has gone into business instead of college has a better chance of; making money than the college graduate, , :' That a number of young people liave gone and are going to college who might better have gone into some business, no thoughtful '.person will deny, .There lias been a 'craze" for college education, and a large and constant factor of any craze is waste. ".. ' ' ''" ''' ' ' ' . But thin does not prove a college education does not pay.' For the value of an education cannot be and should not he measured in dollars and cents. '' That it has been is' hot the fault of 'education but the fault of this money-mud and ma terialistic age. '. v ,i . ; Kdiieatiou is not a financial, bu a spiritual and 'intellectual investment, it pays not in dollars ami cents, but in a fuller and richer life. ' And a college education, in our judgment, is. a paying 'in vestment, whenever it turns-out a young, man or. woman who can truthfully be "educated." . For with that education come resources and delights within the individual, a pleasure in reading,' a delight in travel) a fondness for the sciences and arts which the uneducated per son is denied. , ... There is, in fact, few objects in life more pathetic, than the individual who has made a success in money making and noth ing else, whose mental and spiritual horizon is so. limited that when tlie zest of money 'malting is 'over,'-life is over. The maii or woman truly educated (and of course it is pos sible to be'edueatoxl ithoijattendin dolk'ge),n)ay''Hu.ffer many tragedies,, Imfc not,tlufi.9U0.Tlie dividends of education are paid in a higher currency .than .dollars and cents. , , , NO FRAUD FOUND WAHHINOTON, April 2.r-(l,) The title of nepresentativo Gar ner "'of ' Texas, ' hobs emlnorlty, leader, to tho democrallo nomina tion' In tho last July primaries, Is hold to bo as "clean as a hound's tooth" in a rtfport by tho special house campaign In vestigating committee, 11 The report, made public today at the offlco bf chairman helil buch, of tho committee, declared that, there "exists' not one svln tilla of evidence to suHtaln the charge thut there wfiro frlmdulont practlceH Indulged In" at the- pri maries rit 'which Hid Hardin op-! posed Cinrner for the nomination. "The testimony offered by Mr. Hardin himself' tho report su'.d, "shows ,11) iU', lepreBenUitlve, 'Oitv ner defeated- him 'ho 'o'verwlielm Ingly that no poHlbleniotivojj for fraud In hitf lfehalf t.tiHtcti;, t HAbKM, Ore;, Aprlf 2.-r-(P)-Tho. Idaho Pacific HaUroad 'eompnuy,1 which has filed with tho interstate commerce commission an applica tion" for a cortiftcat'o of (ifinvehi ence and nece-Hslty to construct a line of railroad from Nyssa, Ore., to Wlnnenuicca, Nev., dlsclaluiH con nection with any other railroad 'orpnrntlon, according to a copy of tlie application received today by the 'stale pubMc rvi-o rum mis sion, ' -.-!.' ... Tlie b'nuth of'tbe proposed line Is imihi, 11 The ()regun com- jnlsKiun bas a right to make wldil- ever representations it li'cms prop-. er before the liilei'sluto commis sion, and ff It rtiakes no response, witlilu 20 days the- IntoiTiiulo liom-' mission will assume that no llear-i lug and no presentation of !lvp:; niscntatlrins arc desired. - ." tmnt Supii'lsuo. " ItL'DAPKST. April 2. At fount Paul Keglevlc, weallhy landowner and ntember of one of' the oldest families In Hungary, was under ar rest today for attempting the life, of hi family doctor whom he accusv! of visiting tho countess "entirely too often." 1 nmnnin nnnirnT iiio kVI I II I wwi 111-1 H NO PARENTlCONNECTION MUTT AND JEFF--Mutt JGFF, you, 1 FOOLl SMrP OUT OF THAT. VL' VfiAR IKI JAIL! YyST I . L r "lnf.s . -. . . .' . J ' .', 4,WL: N. .MEDFORD MATL EDUCATION PAY? Doug Fairbanks in "Iron Mask at Hunt's Craterian D'Artagnan nnd his Three Mus keteers 'aro riding again in Doug- j la's Fairbanks', newest picture, i"Tho Jron Maak," which comes to j Hunt's Craterian theater today t with ,'mustc, - Hound and talking. (Tho most captivating daredevils of j all., fiction como to life onco more in a stirring romantic druma of, J great- heroisms and maguiflelenti frlendHhlpH. "Ono for all, all .for. : ono, .is tho coda by whlcn tnoHC I' riarlc6B gltardsinon livo glorious ! adventuro, , i: Dotiglas ' Kairlainks Is more dy namic' than over as1 tho feartess, dashing 'D'Artagnan; who knew no risk--too great lo take for love nnd king and country. Leaping, bounding, Hpeerlihg.' oUmblng. dar ing Doug leads his most colorful character from ono breath-tuklng exploit1 to another wltlj the whh: of an express train. j A ' thousand thrills, a thousand UiughyV a" thousand gasps crowd; upon one another In rapid huc cGMslon as the-dashing guardsman i.ethuY ,f hi,;- raollHfking't companions match wits 'nndswords with tho keenest' mlnda and blades In all Jiuropo. , t , f "j . , TO FETE PATRIARCHS KUll 1CNK, Ore.1, April 2. (Spd piall. -On Haturdoy ovoiiIiik. April SO In the I. O. O. temple In this city will ho' hold Ihe' largeHl galli ering or the Patriart-ltw Militant ever awsemhled" In the stale, with I ho i)osslble cx'option of tho one at tho Sovereign lira tut Ualgc in Portland Hevoral yearH ago. This; is tho iuiirorihi!d,"adlltury branch of tho lnlhipcudetil Dnlttr Odd Follows nnd tho mooting 'In sponsored hy Canton Hovey No,' 't and its Auxiliary of Ktmeno. OoIngalloiiH I'tnni tho Canton and Auxiliaries of Portland, Mih Ton!, (irants Mftrshlteld. UoMo- InirK, Snli'in, Ttllnmook, Ujlmnon. Albany, Htlyorton Tlarrlshurg nnd Junction City ar eexi)o:ted to moot with tho local group, Uenornl Vudsvorth has promis ed to bo on Immt'wlth his official BtaTC and t'olonol Camulof Itosc hurg will be prosent to aid in thq work 01 the evening;, Is Generous Almost to a Fault KICKS ONT3R. THS JONGS manngr: FINC AN) FWi TRTTINE, MEDFORD, Personal Health Service Bj WILLIAM BRADY, BL D. ; BlffTiAd letter pertaining to personal health and byglen, not to dlseaa dlagnoafa pt treatment, will ba answered) 07 Dr. Brady II atampd, aelf-addreaaed enTelop le encloeed, Letteri ebould be brief and written In Ink. Owing lo the large number of. letter re ceived, only a few can be aniwered here. No reply can be made to queries not oonforoa log to Instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, la care of this newspaper. TJJg FAIKY TAKE OP lot a few of tho confidential In (miries I try to answer dally by private letter have to do w'th the question of marriage. Thee'is no limit imposed on our readers as to the questions they b h a 1 1 ask, ' but there Is a very arbitrary limit I impose upon my self in answering questions. For in stance, X am glad to give . general advice to ,'young married persons, but I shall send such ifuvlce only to the Mrs. in tho piece, upon her Own request, and even then I shall decide by my own arbitrary rulc whether the par ticular Mr, shall have my advice. Ho far as that goes; there Ik but one other general rule I aHk read ers or correspondents, to remember when 'Writing to me fop any infor mation or advice pertaining to sex, and that Is, 1 no longer offer any such information or advice to girls, Thlfjdoes not mean that I nhali. not answer , JndlyidunJ questions: but' only that X have no general Hex hygiene Instructions for! girls. Formerly I did send io girls over J5 -years of ago a generul letter of instruction and advloe about sex, but It seemed to mo that parents were riot sb heartily fn sympathy with thin practice as I feel parents should be with any such service. Ho we cancelled tho letter to girly. Hut wo 'Mill; have one to boys of 1 II or' over, Whovask for. a bit of friendly or fatherly advice or In formation about sex matters, I want every reader to know that he or she may always feel free to write tb'mo about' anything of this nature and no matter whether I will or can answer the correspond ent's query or request or not, it Is Strictly confidential, ao far as I am concerned. -' '' I refuse tri answer any question !f It i.s worded in: a vague or im personal way.' ' T don't care to give Out any Information that may have a morbid or depressing effect. For instance, I have some information nnd' advice of a general character on tho subject of syphilis; also on tho subject of gonorrhea, but I as sure you I shall send no, such in formation in rospohse to A request for a treatise or leaflet or pamph let tin tho subject,' No more should any good doctor deliver a private lecture to an' Impertinent stranger who dropped casually Into the con sulting room and asked, "Hey what do you know about 'such ah d; such disease?" Ih other" words; corre spondents must be thcmaelves,when seeking my counsel.5 ' There Is a linb in many of .these letters. particularly' from young women''' contemplating motrirVioiry, that brings ft bit of humor into the 'atmosphere, yet It1 is pathetic enough. ' Tlie villain In the piece. It. seems, has been rather "wild", hus "sowed his wild- oats" arid all that sort .of hokum. Now"; how ever, he is ready" to "settle down," the t: unfortunate horolire thfinks. Still, she is naturally just a 'little anxious. i 'In the' next place, -any wriman who would tie herself by marriage to a fast one Who protests he Is going to reform' ls a reckless gam-bter-ol her guardian1 is. There's the time and' place for the1 health certificate1, and rroni a go'od' reli able1 doctor, DemaritVU before the engagement Is made1. ', ' ' QI'F.STIONS ANI AXSWEllS : Kolutioirof DumcHtU Pnl)lem. Will you- please- aflvlse how lb, use a cllulonl therm'otneter, Iiow to read and-reuoril, and what diffir-' out tempel-atures signify, narriu liuiv In tlie enso of r 'child. Mrs. it. T. II. - ' ' 1 Answer. r advise you nevor to iis a ciinlt-u! thernionieler at all, unless yoiM' VhyiclHii refpii'sls it and Instructs ''you about 'II. Nine times otil of 10 the use tic a thi'r monieler -without- sneli silpoi-vlKlon merely causes needless im'xlcry on wttrl-y. , ' -. -' 1 I'op iu-n. ' , Which pop" corn is most whole-, some," that popped In mien wire basket popper or that poppinl by a machine in a kettle of hot oil or lard?- Does t lie excessive heat 'of tlie lard or'voll destroy the food value of the corn? A. t'i II. Answer. It makes no differ ence; Of 'course the" lard or 611 is highly nutritious, so pop - corn popped In bird makes a rather heartier meal than pop .-corn jpopr ped in (a 'wire basket. 'or young persons and for older folks who are IT'S ALL RtSHT FOR L You To talk: Vqo -OFF IN UAVW: S t iiu! L--T G6! KWlTH YOU.'i''-- f FteielM-blYG ' '.-'. lWl r . ,w" - . o' .z.ir d '' i. 1 ' HOtW bTHftT: ,t I I ISODb. VMHHl fl) I Y 1 I . ORECSONT, TUESDAY, APRTL 2, 1929. SETTLING 10VN not already overnourished, the method of popping the corn In-a kettle 0 lard or other oil is ex cellent. The heat does not destroy the nutritive material In pop corn. Pop corn yields 110 to 120 culorles to the ounce, plus the high food value of the lard, butter, oleo, or other oil. or molasses or syrup eaten with tho corn. Pop cornHa equivalent to Us weight of craclc ers or wheat ; flour in nutritive value. 1 .' . ' Static. What causes ono to become elec trically charged? If I touch any metal object In our office- I can al most see, and - certainly feel the spark. This I notice only on cer- i tain days- . . . P. H, j Answer. Friction of your foot over tho floor will accumulate a i small charge and when the air is fairly dry this will 'jump to any other surface you may touch. ' 1 am unable to glvo a clear technical explanation, but uny school boy can top" you, if ho has had a term of physics. . , . How Much, 1 ' ' ' Please Inform me what the cost would bo for the operation you recommend for knock-knees and also for bunion . . . p. AW Answer. I can give no informa tion about fees or costs. Ask your physician about it. -. " ) Waterless Cooking. "Do yd'u' advise booking" meat or vegetables In a waterless cpokei? . . . -H. J. . . -'.-' t Anywor. No; though I see nlo objection it you prefer to cook tljat way. (Copyright John F. Dllle Co.) . Hoove mfr Win huITi'u'kc linlut clinngcd a lihiino thing but a lot ' women. I'm KUlln' to think lnw an' loss 11' Ihut Cupid's marksiiuuiHhip; 'hnt iiicbhu Iho way they di-ess blinds him. (Copyright John Dllle Co.) ' ' Brisbane'sToday (Continued from Page One.) ruins not expected, ruined Mayans dead drunk substituting "whoopee" parties for ancient religious festi vals. - ' he anient Mayan religion, dating buck to tlie beginning of Christian ity. 'forbade drinking by young men. Only 'tlie old woro permitted to get drunk, on Important religious occa sions, as a sort of sncrlllcu to tliu gods. , 1 The Mayans have adopled Chris tianity, but without much benefit at least to their bodies. They cele brate Christmas willi a four-day de bauch, men and women falling In drunken slupor on Iiio dancing floor. Mayan women are compelled to dance at these festivals with their Imre feet. Tho men wear nioca slons. The Idea is to demonstrate man's superiority. Ho demonstrates it also by getting drunker than the. women. i -M ''' ' Men seok earthly immortality, or remembrance in queer ways. " A slave Imriied the groat temple of Diana that his name might be remembered. - A,- pbllosophof Jumped Into ."tl)0 crater of an active 'volcano'. The Hev. J)r. John" Gilyon. Ilrit- iisre.ro'. just 5rrR THG LST GO! vwim you. i Un.li'e. TUlf r iuw u .1 in S ' I iiih rector, haiiBH liluwolf leaves Ills fortune, S5U.00U, to buy knickerbockers for boys. Each boy must have sewn Into tlie seam of the knickerbockers the words "Guyon's present," in large letters. So-called sports knickers are not to be bouRht, .and "black boys" may not share li the distri bution, r , t ' ' Explain that Idea If you can. ,. Prohibition's problem becomes a more and more tangled one. - If you try to enforce the law and shoot a woman, as in Illinois, you arouse indignation. . ' . . , If you make laws very, severe, jour ingnien eiiiorfemcui uiiitiwn Enforcement officers say the Jones lnw,' $10,000 fine and five years in jail, will make bootleKKers shoot to kill, when any arrest la at tempted. "Eoss bootleggers," say tha- onrnrpATnAn. nnftnU. will hire a worse, more dangerous class of men for delivering and running in goods; Those men. will shoot at sight, rather than, risk live year's iujal. - The Chesterfieldlan bootlegger will give way to a rough killing , type, and instead of dry agunts.kill-1 ing Illinois ladies, you will have I. bootleg thugs killing agents. '-. ' ... . ' A group of Americans headed by Reno DuPont plan a groat winter resort in Cuba, 22 miles of beach front,' 70 miles .from Havana, de veloped' with Amerian Ideas of 'nap pines sand relaxation. -t-t- It is not easy to realize it, but within a few years (Hut Cuban re sort will be as accessible from New. Yorkt. Washington, Philadelphia as Atlantic City, N. J.. is now. Ahd DuPont' will be saying "We ntust go where it is less crowded;" Winston Churchill, chancellor of the exchequer,. starts his- financial year witli a; surplus, of .$100,000,000, Is praised and deserves It. John Bull's surplus is almost as' great as Uncle Sam's. ' Churchill, by' the way, is the grandson of old Ieonard Jerome, Wall Street broker and partner of Williams It. Trabers, In the old days. ' ' ' -' 1 ' , ' Jerome built a fine.house'with a private theatre in it, now the Man hattan Club, in Madison Square, New York. He did Britain and the declining. Marlborough strain a fa vor when he married his intelli gent daughter to Lord Itandolps Churchill, son of the Duke of Marl borough. .... Dr. O'Shea, superintendent ot public schools in New York, will diminish home work for all pupils and eliminate it entirely for Very young children. A wise decision! Six hours in school Is more than enough for any child.' Not one adult brain In 100 is capable, of leal mental, concentra tion for six, hours or three hours. The burden ot home work simply causes.evasion or wearies and dulls the cliild'st mind. ' Thore should be none of it for children, of any age. Children under' 14 should have at inost three hours of school, in the morning, none In the afternoon. Unfortunately' public schools are planned, largely,, "to take the chil dren off their mothers- hands for as many honrs as possible." : Con venient for-the' home; bad for the child, unless the alternative 'be, too many school! hours', ioH city.' streets for a playground, as it often is. Marie Provost at I sis Theatre leai-tily received by- large and critical audiences, Marie Provost's latest star comedy, -"The liush Hour;" is at tho Isis theater, fea turing Harrison Ford and Boemi Owen. ' ' - .' The story deals with- a; yon- couple engaged 'to wed. '.jit tlie bridc-to-be, with a desire lo see Kuropp, , hides in a stateroom. 'of an outgoing liner." Ml". Kent. the1 fiance of the' heroine, follows in the, next 'steamship and niriv:s iir'f,,raiicn' just its his fiancee fs about to engage in a duel wllh an other w'Oma'n (Se'enu ,,Owi,ti!i. There'itre sit'imtlortiS' incited with thl'ltls'ttniV Irtughs thi(t.:Ienve a pro-, found mpress open tbt.-udi"nee. Ai fht sIkti of n cold. take NATUM'S HBMBDT the lex .ative that thoroughly cleans your Intestine. It is the one iruard your health. ' Mild. TONIGHT f, tiarelT vegetable, 'TO-MORROW pleMane 2fleu ' 0 -AisieHT ""' ; Recomm.ndfld uidVld by '' All H MeiUnrrt TjmeElsU :T3 s.bow Voo f'-.Ne-;. ... ; ',-',., -. (' -jit-sj MM t'M A RefV-- PM. I'LL V NiuTT; YOU ASSUMS. HALf THe Guilt ANi Rd' iMliesD PUMtSHeAMt f A-,TRu Quill Points One radical plus one soft snap equal one conservative. Long sentences may discourage bootlegging, but there was just us much mari-ylns in pre-divorce days. Decreased production in tho aft ernoon indicates (1) fatigue, anu i) that til boss plays golf. How shameful to say the day nt nimnitunliv is gone when a j gQOi suckt. list can oe uuuHi.t -for $10, ' There is disagreement as to the origin of the word "whoopee," but old Noah; apparently was first ot make1 it.- O j ; l,ife was simpler In the oht class. The wife hail u right to examine trousei' pockets at 'jilghu Slio was patching tho :.lrouscrs. ' ' Einstein sayB ; there is no suPh tiling as time, and the' youth who calls on daughter seems to hold the same theory. " Nevct yet has a great thought come from a man awed by the rules,' of tnunimv. You prohalily know wlilch letti., on Mussolini's typewriter shows tho most wear. . . Americanism: Breaking a; law voii don't like: fueling superior to mo muri who breaks ono of your pet taws; ho' doesn't like. -, :;Tho Ideal wife is one who has loo much sense to let her husband know she has more than he has. Tho new immigration regulation thiA 'lets' In mora Italians than Scdndinavians isn't .unique. The same discrimination Is practiced by the stork. The measure of- a man is the suin of money required to make him call his old acquaintances "tho coi)l,hi,on people." Home is the phico whero you cat straps for supKir without (lissulsiii them with a French name. 1 Xovy they've found a prehistoric skeleton folded so the feet touch the skull. Possibly an early pe destrian. I'roof of Hmallneas is the un willingness to praise another lest ho think It an admission of his superiority. ' The recent lncrea.se In the num ber of unemployed may indicate nothing more than the close otho straw-vote season. ", Tf -1000 Mexican' rebels sur rflidered In a body (hey probably heart! .. federal buglers . plowing "pay day." v Correct this sentence: "The de feated candidate." said the moil, "seems Just. as Breaf to me us the one who K"t elected." Lovely Women Arr, Now Wiser The'." V'lU'hl not bf without new wonderful M HMO-d lA.t Face P;w (lr becttuse It prevents larae pores -Htavf; ' mi longer .sprt-Mds iiure smooth ly unrt is faiAus lor ils purity. . N" ir.i'ilittion. Ncvr nivos a pitsty -or fluky look to 'the skin. Its 'new Krt'iieh lirnc'esH, ' ltIvi'.S' ii yo oil) fu I bloom nod keeps uly rihino tiway. , Try. Al -(ll.,o lo- dny!- Th'iith'H Dru Store. Fred Gottfried ""' Amos Turnhow GOTTFRIED & TURNBOW . Expert plumbing, ; heating nl sheet metal repar shop. : i We specialize on service (t reat onable prices. No lob too small. I i N.'Gr.btf'Sti Phone 8 " '5uRe'. rfr i. 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