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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
A ten m of hot'MP.H wuh In town
yoHtonluy, ami protended llko they
worn badly frightened by tin auto
mobile' '
In the Auruni, lllinolH dry mid
on a home, thtil reHUlted in the
deutli uf a woman, thoro Ih ono
feaiuro tlmt Ih not understandable.
A 12-yeur-oM boy, frenzied by tho
Hlfiyinff of his mother, picked up
tho family gun and nhot tho sluy
Ing raildol in tho log. Tho youth
did not crumple under a volley
from tho guns of the cruuaUerH.
It Ih here nnd now predicted
that tlio Portland ball toam will
return to Uh natural helplessness,
without further delay.
Mr. Peoria Bill Oaten, tho cnit
nont apoHtle of efficiency; Mr.
Heotey Hall, tho eminent orator
who alwayH HtartK hiH luncheon
talk before ho gets his pie, and
Mr. C. T. Maker, tho eminent
Hociotaiy of Homothlng, were all
nestled Horonely in the seatof. a
eoupo yoHterday, without resorting
to a buy baler. - .
An Afmeo McPherson story
Bwept through the city yesterday
and then headed upstate.
A 4d wus imported to the
authorities Kundny, with both
headllKhtH and the luil-liffht
KloamlnK properly. Tho owner,
when apprised of this unusual con
dition, attacked the . offending
huadlightH fiendishly.
Announcement has been mudc
that a local minister will be in
line for 93 late Friday or early
Saturday. . .
The sad IntclllKcnce Ih relayed
from the , University of Oregon
campuH that "another football tra
dition htiM been cast into limbo."
They will keep fooling" around
until they have no traditions, and
win a few of tbe tough football
gam oh.
Tho first clothesline of the sea
son has been robbed. Tills will
probably bo bin mod on tho first
tourist.
mi:m; im.;j:
(Ohio Stitto tfotinial)
This AdiulnlHtration is go
lug to enforce Prohibition so
thoroughly that wo shouldn't
wonder If the biggest still In
tho world woiJd be solved at
leant, nnot; a tiny hereufter
Instead of uvvry olhor day as
lterettrnre.
The nimpniKii Ik over, and not
a single I I o'clock ciinard, 11
It is now proposed lo titke a
submarine and dive tinder the
Arctic Ice. This Is a novel HUleldat
itlea, hut they rcafly ought to have
a woman along, fi; it lo bu.un oul
BlaniUug uuccesH.
The Legion Hcvue last night
demouHtralctl again, that the umle
leg is nothing to look at.
The Portland Journal got mad
the other day and wild:
j. - r-'d,
Jt should have been:
j) D
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I H A SM'KI.KIt
(Atchison, Kan., ' ih.be) -
Ira Slcklor, Ih dead, For years
ho was a unliiuo character ut
Atchison. ' Hut lie ' was always
friendly, and rover hurt anybody.
Ah long as wo knew Ira, h never
hart a regular job. 3te wan of un
Independent' nature,' hntl Itrefevt ed
to ho In .business for himself.
JJenco ho whh tiHUally in the ha
nana business. And usually b unl
it ens was poor, iih far uh Im was
roficerned. Hut even when bus!-'
ftess was poor, he preferred to he
freo and Independent ho didn't
want a "boss" hanging over him,
Mr. Klckler won of ti scientific
turn. Mo' often dfeamed of per
petual -motion. 1 1UU ho hover was
nhle to capltaliKO h Is idea. . Jle
uIho aspired ut time to be u poet.
Hveral years mho IiIk Hdverttse
ments in rhyme Kieutly IntcreMed
reUdera of the Olohe, Hri lm 8lck
er Ih gone. Ho died In poverty
after having lieen 111 many months.
While Ira wuh not a great nuecess
In anything he undertook, we are
worry he has passed away, for he
i never hurl anybody. Peace to his
usheH. ,
' SAN FHANClHt'O, April 2,Mli
Postcards from mountainous Del
Norte county proclaiming thft value
of' corn Hquor made - "southern
ntyle" and announcing "we're mak
ing It O. K.M led to the arrest of
Thomas J. Sullivan- Prohibition
agents seized a atllt in the hille.
DOES A COLLEGE
DU; ir;KOr, F. CLAKK oJT Cohunhiu University has dis
covered' that 'a collcpre education does not uty, us far as
dollars and, cents nre concerned. .
After a year's research he maiiitaitiH the 'Hege-bri;d man is
too "pensive and hesitant" for the task of money mailing, when
uiirinjj and courage are the pviine necessities.
And this recent craze for. education has ho inflated the sup
plyof educated youn men 'that the man who has gone into
business instead of college has a better chance of; making money
than the college graduate, ,
:'
That a number of young people liave gone and are going to
college who might better have gone into some business, no
thoughtful '.person will deny, .There lias been a 'craze" for
college education, and a large and constant factor of any craze
is waste. ".. ' ' ''" ''' ' ' ' .
But thin does not prove a college education does not pay.'
For the value of an education cannot be and should not he
measured in dollars and cents. '' That it has been is' hot the
fault of 'education but the fault of this money-mud and ma
terialistic age.
'. v ,i . ;
Kdiieatiou is not a financial, bu a spiritual and 'intellectual
investment, it pays not in dollars ami cents, but in a fuller and
richer life. '
And a college education, in our judgment, is. a paying 'in
vestment, whenever it turns-out a young, man or. woman who
can truthfully be "educated."
. For with that education come resources and delights within
the individual, a pleasure in reading,' a delight in travel) a
fondness for the sciences and arts which the uneducated per
son is denied. , ...
There is, in fact, few objects in life more pathetic, than the
individual who has made a success in money making and noth
ing else, whose mental and spiritual horizon is so. limited that
when tlie zest of money 'malting is 'over,'-life is over.
The maii or woman truly educated (and of course it is pos
sible to be'edueatoxl ithoijattendin dolk'ge),n)ay''Hu.ffer many
tragedies,, Imfc not,tlufi.9U0.Tlie dividends of education are paid
in a higher currency .than .dollars and cents. , , ,
NO FRAUD FOUND
WAHHINOTON, April 2.r-(l,)
The title of nepresentativo Gar
ner "'of ' Texas, ' hobs emlnorlty,
leader, to tho democrallo nomina
tion' In tho last July primaries,
Is hold to bo as "clean as a
hound's tooth" in a rtfport by
tho special house campaign In
vestigating committee, 11
The report, made public today
at the offlco bf chairman helil
buch, of tho committee, declared
that, there "exists' not one svln
tilla of evidence to suHtaln the
charge thut there wfiro frlmdulont
practlceH Indulged In" at the- pri
maries rit 'which Hid Hardin op-!
posed Cinrner for the nomination.
"The testimony offered by Mr.
Hardin himself' tho report su'.d,
"shows ,11) iU', lepreBenUitlve, 'Oitv
ner defeated- him 'ho 'o'verwlielm
Ingly that no poHlbleniotivojj for
fraud In hitf lfehalf t.tiHtcti;, t
HAbKM, Ore;, Aprlf 2.-r-(P)-Tho.
Idaho Pacific HaUroad 'eompnuy,1
which has filed with tho interstate
commerce commission an applica
tion" for a cortiftcat'o of (ifinvehi
ence and nece-Hslty to construct a
line of railroad from Nyssa, Ore., to
Wlnnenuicca, Nev., dlsclaluiH con
nection with any other railroad
'orpnrntlon, according to a copy of
tlie application received today by
the 'stale pubMc rvi-o rum mis
sion, ' -.-!.' ...
Tlie b'nuth of'tbe proposed line
Is imihi, 11 The ()regun com-
jnlsKiun bas a right to make wldil-
ever representations it li'cms prop-.
er before the liilei'sluto commis
sion, and ff It rtiakes no response,
witlilu 20 days the- IntoiTiiulo liom-'
mission will assume that no llear-i
lug and no presentation of !lvp:;
niscntatlrins arc desired. - ."
tmnt Supii'lsuo. "
ItL'DAPKST. April 2. At fount
Paul Keglevlc, weallhy landowner
and ntember of one of' the oldest
families In Hungary, was under ar
rest today for attempting the life, of
hi family doctor whom he accusv!
of visiting tho countess "entirely
too often."
1
nmnnin nnnirnT iiio
kVI I II I wwi 111-1 H
NO PARENTlCONNECTION
MUTT AND JEFF--Mutt
JGFF, you, 1
FOOLl SMrP
OUT OF THAT.
VL' VfiAR IKI JAIL! YyST I . L r "lnf.s . -. . . .' . J ' .', 4,WL: N.
.MEDFORD MATL
EDUCATION PAY?
Doug Fairbanks
in "Iron Mask at
Hunt's Craterian
D'Artagnan nnd his Three Mus
keteers 'aro riding again in Doug-
j la's Fairbanks', newest picture,
i"Tho Jron Maak," which comes to
j Hunt's Craterian theater today
t with ,'mustc, - Hound and talking.
(Tho most captivating daredevils of
j all., fiction como to life onco more
in a stirring romantic druma of,
J great- heroisms and maguiflelenti
frlendHhlpH. "Ono for all, all .for.
: ono, .is tho coda by whlcn tnoHC
I' riarlc6B gltardsinon livo glorious
! adventuro, ,
i: Dotiglas ' Kairlainks Is more dy
namic' than over as1 tho feartess,
dashing 'D'Artagnan; who knew no
risk--too great lo take for love
nnd king and country. Leaping,
bounding, Hpeerlihg.' oUmblng. dar
ing Doug leads his most colorful
character from ono breath-tuklng
exploit1 to another wltlj the whh:
of an express train. j
A ' thousand thrills, a thousand
UiughyV a" thousand gasps crowd;
upon one another In rapid huc
cGMslon as the-dashing guardsman
i.ethuY ,f hi,;- raollHfking't companions
match wits 'nndswords with tho
keenest' mlnda and blades In all
Jiuropo. , t , f "j . ,
TO FETE PATRIARCHS
KUll 1CNK, Ore.1, April 2. (Spd
piall. -On Haturdoy ovoiiIiik. April
SO In the I. O. O. temple In this
city will ho' hold Ihe' largeHl galli
ering or the Patriart-ltw Militant
ever awsemhled" In the stale, with
I ho i)osslble cx'option of tho one
at tho Sovereign lira tut Ualgc in
Portland Hevoral yearH ago.
This; is tho iuiirorihi!d,"adlltury
branch of tho lnlhipcudetil Dnlttr
Odd Follows nnd tho mooting 'In
sponsored hy Canton Hovey No,' 't
and its Auxiliary of Ktmeno.
OoIngalloiiH I'tnni tho Canton
and Auxiliaries of Portland, Mih
Ton!, (irants Mftrshlteld. UoMo-
InirK, Snli'in, Ttllnmook, Ujlmnon.
Albany, Htlyorton Tlarrlshurg nnd
Junction City ar eexi)o:ted to moot
with tho local group,
Uenornl Vudsvorth has promis
ed to bo on Immt'wlth his official
BtaTC and t'olonol Camulof Itosc
hurg will be prosent to aid in thq
work 01 the evening;,
Is Generous Almost to a Fault
KICKS
ONT3R. THS JONGS
manngr:
FINC AN) FWi
TRTTINE, MEDFORD,
Personal Health Service
Bj WILLIAM BRADY, BL D. ;
BlffTiAd letter pertaining to personal health and byglen, not to dlseaa dlagnoafa pt
treatment, will ba answered) 07 Dr. Brady II atampd, aelf-addreaaed enTelop le encloeed,
Letteri ebould be brief and written In Ink. Owing lo the large number of. letter re
ceived, only a few can be aniwered here. No reply can be made to queries not oonforoa
log to Instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, la care of this newspaper.
TJJg FAIKY TAKE OP
lot a few of tho confidential In
(miries I try to answer dally by
private letter have to do w'th the
question of marriage. Thee'is no
limit imposed on our readers as to
the questions they
b h a 1 1 ask, ' but
there Is a very
arbitrary limit I
impose upon my
self in answering
questions. For in
stance, X am glad
to give . general
advice to ,'young
married persons,
but I shall send
such ifuvlce only to the Mrs. in tho
piece, upon her Own request, and
even then I shall decide by my own
arbitrary rulc whether the par
ticular Mr, shall have my advice.
Ho far as that goes; there Ik but
one other general rule I aHk read
ers or correspondents, to remember
when 'Writing to me fop any infor
mation or advice pertaining to sex,
and that Is, 1 no longer offer any
such information or advice to girls,
Thlfjdoes not mean that I nhali.
not answer , JndlyidunJ questions:
but' only that X have no general
Hex hygiene Instructions for! girls.
Formerly I did send io girls over
J5 -years of ago a generul letter of
instruction and advloe about sex,
but It seemed to mo that parents
were riot sb heartily fn sympathy
with thin practice as I feel parents
should be with any such service.
Ho we cancelled tho letter to girly.
Hut wo 'Mill; have one to boys of
1 II or' over, Whovask for. a bit of
friendly or fatherly advice or In
formation about sex matters,
I want every reader to know that
he or she may always feel free to
write tb'mo about' anything of this
nature and no matter whether I
will or can answer the correspond
ent's query or request or not, it Is
Strictly confidential, ao far as I am
concerned. -'
'' I refuse tri answer any question
!f It i.s worded in: a vague or im
personal way.' ' T don't care to give
Out any Information that may have
a morbid or depressing effect. For
instance, I have some information
nnd' advice of a general character
on tho subject of syphilis; also on
tho subject of gonorrhea, but I as
sure you I shall send no, such in
formation in rospohse to A request
for a treatise or leaflet or pamph
let tin tho subject,' No more should
any good doctor deliver a private
lecture to an' Impertinent stranger
who dropped casually Into the con
sulting room and asked, "Hey what
do you know about 'such ah d; such
disease?" Ih other" words; corre
spondents must be thcmaelves,when
seeking my counsel.5 '
There Is a linb in many of .these
letters. particularly' from young
women''' contemplating motrirVioiry,
that brings ft bit of humor into the
'atmosphere, yet It1 is pathetic
enough. ' Tlie villain In the piece.
It. seems, has been rather "wild",
hus "sowed his wild- oats" arid all
that sort .of hokum. Now"; how
ever, he is ready" to "settle down,"
the t: unfortunate horolire thfinks.
Still, she is naturally just a 'little
anxious. i
'In the' next place, -any wriman
who would tie herself by marriage
to a fast one Who protests he Is
going to reform' ls a reckless gam-bter-ol
her guardian1 is. There's
the time and' place for the1 health
certificate1, and rroni a go'od' reli
able1 doctor, DemaritVU before the
engagement Is made1. ', ' '
QI'F.STIONS ANI AXSWEllS :
Kolutioirof DumcHtU Pnl)lem.
Will you- please- aflvlse how lb,
use a cllulonl therm'otneter, Iiow to
read and-reuoril, and what diffir-'
out tempel-atures signify, narriu
liuiv In tlie enso of r 'child. Mrs.
it. T. II. - ' ' 1
Answer. r advise you nevor to
iis a ciinlt-u! thernionieler at all,
unless yoiM' VhyiclHii refpii'sls it
and Instructs ''you about 'II. Nine
times otil of 10 the use tic a thi'r
monieler -without- sneli silpoi-vlKlon
merely causes needless im'xlcry on
wttrl-y. , ' -. -'
1 I'op iu-n. ' ,
Which pop" corn is most whole-,
some," that popped In mien wire
basket popper or that poppinl by
a machine in a kettle of hot oil or
lard?- Does t lie excessive heat 'of
tlie lard or'voll destroy the food
value of the corn? A. t'i II.
Answer. It makes no differ
ence; Of 'course the" lard or 611
is highly nutritious, so pop - corn
popped In bird makes a rather
heartier meal than pop .-corn jpopr
ped in (a 'wire basket. 'or young
persons and for older folks who are
IT'S ALL RtSHT FOR L
You To talk: Vqo
-OFF IN
UAVW:
S t iiu! L--T G6! KWlTH YOU.'i''-- f FteielM-blYG ' '.-'. lWl
r . ,w" - . o' .z.ir d
'' i. 1 ' HOtW bTHftT: ,t I I ISODb. VMHHl fl) I Y 1 I .
ORECSONT,
TUESDAY, APRTL 2, 1929.
SETTLING 10VN
not already overnourished, the
method of popping the corn In-a
kettle 0 lard or other oil is ex
cellent. The heat does not destroy
the nutritive material In pop corn.
Pop corn yields 110 to 120 culorles
to the ounce, plus the high food
value of the lard, butter, oleo, or
other oil. or molasses or syrup
eaten with tho corn. Pop cornHa
equivalent to Us weight of craclc
ers or wheat ; flour in nutritive
value. 1 .'
. ' Static.
What causes ono to become elec
trically charged? If I touch any
metal object In our office- I can al
most see, and - certainly feel the
spark. This I notice only on cer-
i tain days- . . . P. H,
j Answer. Friction of your foot
over tho floor will accumulate a
i small charge and when the air is
fairly dry this will 'jump to any
other surface you may touch. ' 1
am unable to glvo a clear technical
explanation, but uny school boy
can top" you, if ho has had a term
of physics.
. , . How Much, 1 '
' ' Please Inform me what the cost
would bo for the operation you
recommend for knock-knees and
also for bunion . . . p. AW
Answer. I can give no informa
tion about fees or costs. Ask your
physician about it. -. " )
Waterless Cooking.
"Do yd'u' advise booking" meat or
vegetables In a waterless cpokei?
. . . -H. J. . . -'.-' t
Anywor. No; though I see nlo
objection it you prefer to cook tljat
way.
(Copyright John F. Dllle Co.) .
Hoove
mfr
Win huITi'u'kc linlut clinngcd
a lihiino thing but a lot ' women.
I'm KUlln' to think lnw an' loss 11'
Ihut Cupid's marksiiuuiHhip; 'hnt
iiicbhu Iho way they di-ess blinds
him.
(Copyright John Dllle Co.) ' '
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued from Page One.)
ruins not expected, ruined Mayans
dead drunk substituting "whoopee"
parties for ancient religious festi
vals. -
' he anient Mayan religion, dating
buck to tlie beginning of Christian
ity. 'forbade drinking by young men.
Only 'tlie old woro permitted to get
drunk, on Important religious occa
sions, as a sort of sncrlllcu to tliu
gods. , 1
The Mayans have adopled Chris
tianity, but without much benefit
at least to their bodies. They cele
brate Christmas willi a four-day de
bauch, men and women falling In
drunken slupor on Iiio dancing
floor.
Mayan women are compelled to
dance at these festivals with their
Imre feet. Tho men wear nioca
slons. The Idea is to demonstrate
man's superiority. Ho demonstrates
it also by getting drunker than the.
women. i
-M ''' '
Men seok earthly immortality, or
remembrance in queer ways.
" A slave Imriied the groat temple
of Diana that his name might be
remembered.
- A,- pbllosophof Jumped Into ."tl)0
crater of an active 'volcano'.
The Hev. J)r. John" Gilyon. Ilrit-
iisre.ro'. just
5rrR THG
LST GO!
vwim you. i
Un.li'e. TUlf r
iuw u .1 in
S ' I
iiih rector, haiiBH liluwolf
leaves Ills fortune, S5U.00U, to buy
knickerbockers for boys.
Each boy must have sewn Into
tlie seam of the knickerbockers the
words "Guyon's present," in large
letters. So-called sports knickers
are not to be bouRht, .and "black
boys" may not share li the distri
bution, r , t '
' Explain that Idea If you can. ,.
Prohibition's problem becomes a
more and more tangled one. -
If you try to enforce the law and
shoot a woman, as in Illinois, you
arouse indignation. . ' . .
, If you make laws very, severe,
jour ingnien eiiiorfemcui uiiitiwn
Enforcement officers say the
Jones lnw,' $10,000 fine and five
years in jail, will make bootleKKers
shoot to kill, when any arrest la at
tempted. "Eoss bootleggers," say
tha- onrnrpATnAn. nnftnU. will hire
a worse, more dangerous class of
men for delivering and running in
goods; Those men. will shoot at
sight, rather than, risk live year's
iujal. -
The Chesterfieldlan bootlegger
will give way to a rough killing ,
type, and instead of dry agunts.kill-1
ing Illinois ladies, you will have I.
bootleg thugs killing agents.
'-. ' ... . '
A group of Americans headed by
Reno DuPont plan a groat winter
resort in Cuba, 22 miles of beach
front,' 70 miles .from Havana, de
veloped' with Amerian Ideas of 'nap
pines sand relaxation.
-t-t-
It is not easy to realize it, but
within a few years (Hut Cuban re
sort will be as accessible from New.
Yorkt. Washington, Philadelphia as
Atlantic City, N. J.. is now. Ahd
DuPont' will be saying "We
ntust go where it is less crowded;"
Winston Churchill, chancellor of
the exchequer,. starts his- financial
year witli a; surplus, of .$100,000,000,
Is praised and deserves It. John
Bull's surplus is almost as' great
as Uncle Sam's. '
Churchill, by' the way, is the
grandson of old Ieonard Jerome,
Wall Street broker and partner of
Williams It. Trabers, In the old
days. ' ' ' -' 1 '
, ' Jerome built a fine.house'with a
private theatre in it, now the Man
hattan Club, in Madison Square,
New York. He did Britain and the
declining. Marlborough strain a fa
vor when he married his intelli
gent daughter to Lord Itandolps
Churchill, son of the Duke of Marl
borough. ....
Dr. O'Shea, superintendent ot
public schools in New York, will
diminish home work for all pupils
and eliminate it entirely for Very
young children. A wise decision!
Six hours in school Is more than
enough for any child.'
Not one adult brain In 100 is
capable, of leal mental, concentra
tion for six, hours or three hours.
The burden ot home work simply
causes.evasion or wearies and dulls
the cliild'st mind. ' Thore should be
none of it for children, of any age.
Children under' 14 should have
at inost three hours of school, in
the morning, none In the afternoon.
Unfortunately' public schools are
planned, largely,, "to take the chil
dren off their mothers- hands for
as many honrs as possible." : Con
venient for-the' home; bad for the
child, unless the alternative 'be, too
many school! hours', ioH city.' streets
for a playground, as it often is.
Marie Provost
at I sis Theatre
leai-tily received by- large and
critical audiences, Marie Provost's
latest star comedy, -"The liush
Hour;" is at tho Isis theater, fea
turing Harrison Ford and Boemi
Owen. ' ' - .'
The story deals with- a; yon-
couple engaged 'to wed. '.jit tlie
bridc-to-be, with a desire lo see
Kuropp, , hides in a stateroom. 'of
an outgoing liner." Ml". Kent.
the1 fiance of the' heroine, follows
in the, next 'steamship and niriv:s
iir'f,,raiicn' just its his fiancee fs
about to engage in a duel wllh an
other w'Oma'n (Se'enu ,,Owi,ti!i.
There'itre sit'imtlortiS' incited with
thl'ltls'ttniV Irtughs thi(t.:Ienve a pro-,
found mpress open tbt.-udi"nee.
Ai fht sIkti of n cold. take
NATUM'S HBMBDT the lex
.ative that thoroughly cleans
your Intestine. It is the one
iruard your health. ' Mild.
TONIGHT
f, tiarelT vegetable, 'TO-MORROW
pleMane 2fleu ' 0 -AisieHT
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All H MeiUnrrt TjmeElsU
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ASSUMS. HALf THe Guilt ANi Rd' iMliesD
PUMtSHeAMt f A-,TRu
Quill Points
One radical plus one soft snap
equal one conservative.
Long sentences may discourage
bootlegging, but there was just us
much mari-ylns in pre-divorce
days.
Decreased production in tho aft
ernoon indicates (1) fatigue, anu
i) that til boss plays golf.
How shameful to say the day
nt nimnitunliv is gone when a
j gQOi suckt.
list can oe uuuHi.t
-for $10,
' There is disagreement as to
the origin of the word "whoopee,"
but old Noah; apparently was first
ot make1 it.-
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; l,ife was simpler In the oht
class. The wife hail u right
to examine trousei' pockets at
'jilghu Slio was patching tho
:.lrouscrs. ' '
Einstein sayB ; there is no suPh
tiling as time, and the' youth who
calls on daughter seems to hold
the same theory. "
Nevct yet has a great thought
come from a man awed by the
rules,' of tnunimv.
You prohalily know wlilch letti.,
on Mussolini's typewriter shows
tho most wear. .
. Americanism: Breaking a; law
voii don't like: fueling superior to
mo muri who breaks ono of your
pet taws; ho' doesn't like. -,
:;Tho Ideal wife is one who has
loo much sense to let her husband
know she has more than he has.
Tho new immigration regulation
thiA 'lets' In mora Italians than
Scdndinavians isn't .unique. The
same discrimination Is practiced
by the stork.
The measure of- a man is the
suin of money required to make
him call his old acquaintances
"tho coi)l,hi,on people."
Home is the phico whero
you cat straps for supKir
without (lissulsiii them with
a French name. 1
Xovy they've found a prehistoric
skeleton folded so the feet touch
the skull. Possibly an early pe
destrian. I'roof of Hmallneas is the un
willingness to praise another lest
ho think It an admission of his
superiority. '
The recent lncrea.se In the num
ber of unemployed may indicate
nothing more than the close otho
straw-vote season. ",
Tf -1000 Mexican' rebels sur
rflidered In a body (hey probably
heart! .. federal buglers . plowing
"pay day." v
Correct this sentence: "The de
feated candidate." said the moil,
"seems Just. as Breaf to me us the
one who K"t elected."
Lovely Women
Arr, Now Wiser
The'." V'lU'hl not bf without new
wonderful M HMO-d lA.t Face P;w
(lr becttuse It prevents larae pores
-Htavf; ' mi longer .sprt-Mds iiure
smooth ly unrt is faiAus lor ils
purity. . N" ir.i'ilittion. Ncvr nivos
a pitsty -or fluky look to 'the skin.
Its 'new Krt'iieh lirnc'esH, ' ltIvi'.S' ii
yo oil) fu I bloom nod keeps uly
rihino tiway. , Try. Al -(ll.,o lo-
dny!- Th'iith'H Dru Store.
Fred Gottfried ""' Amos Turnhow
GOTTFRIED & TURNBOW
. Expert plumbing, ; heating nl
sheet metal repar shop. : i
We specialize on service (t reat
onable prices. No lob too small.
I i N.'Gr.btf'Sti Phone 8
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SCIATICA
THE DEMON PAINT
Tingling, pricking pains' that travel
down the thigh ana leg to the heel
are caused by an inflammation of tli
sciatic nerve. Don't waste time tak
ing drugs to "mask" these palna. Get
a supply of Tysmol, that soothing,
healing' absorbent which goes in
through the pores and helps to drtva
out the inflammation completely.
Tysmol Is guaranteed harmless freo
from narcotics. Kneelknt forv all
forms of nerve pain, wi.Mher caused
by sciatica, neuritis, nvuralgla op
rheomatlsm. Nothing like It for mus
cular soreness and stiff, swollen
jotnts.- Sold by leading- druggUta,
Always on hand t -
' j StrnntfH. PrtiK Brow "
6UAND Holly sts. , Phonb 244
A Complete Cleaninq and
Dyeing Service
m Women's Hose
m $1.00 Pair
Silk from top to toe WitbA
pointed heel
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INSURANCE I
First Insurance I
Agency ;
A. L. HILL, Minsoer ' '-' .!
Phone 105 SO N. Central
Medford, Oregon ,
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Oregon
Stages, Inc.
The pioneer line of southern Ore
gon operating local service, from
Medford to Klamath Falls.
Thin rnmnnny has served you
faithfully In past yoars and will
continue to give you exeollont ser
vice. '. ' ' . 1 -
Busses leave from
Hotel Jackson , ,
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Leave Medford
A.M. NOON P.M. P.M.
i.;S;3 12:00 :; ,3:20 : i. 8:20.
Leave Ashland
A.M. NOON P.M. P.M.
8:00 12:30pm ,3:60 8:55
OREGON STAGES, INC.
Hotel Jackson
' Phone 30S
SAN FRANCISCO
GEARY at TAYLOR ST,
. Discerning travelers
rank The Gift among
America's fine hotels.
Downtown location,
immediately adjacent
to shopping, business
' and theatre districts.
5-fO rooms with bath
Single, from 14
Double, from Id ' j .
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