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Newspaper Page Text-if. . 1VTU, PAGE FOUR UEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE JlT. Inbr. titr-it m. m au ' SOgKBT w. unw, UIU, . euan-rei smith. Mattes, , la lean nitwit Kmppcr ntaraa u aecond clva Matter ft Otaaua, aukr Act el lUn t. lafte IIIWCRIIIIO.N lUTSt $J Mill 1b AthAiM- . IHllf, witb SmrJay, rw ' luiJr, vllb Swriar. .x luilf, tit boot Huodij, yf hall ttttlatuf Hiataitr virrtrl . . . . .. iOi aunder, pm rear 11.01) a, terrier, in juium til imuufB. hhiwiw lartanriUa. OajUal ItiM. raalali. Tataat. (Ml PaUi, aiiii gitfvUr. aMAtb - raally, attbout Bundit, bmiUi.... Pally, aiuwut auotiv, ana jear. Itair, witb suMer, om Jraf All tenv, eti la hltanre. ktCMBRI or filK AifWlATEn PHTM , Wc fear our corrcapomU nl. how RtceiiiBf Poll Utfatd Wir (mitt i. . , .. - ih tba rr putiimtkm of all ntt di.wid omnicniH upon the min-klso U elf Ali debts rf nuMkaUwo mkiA flkpaUiw ur w" he not maile our ttlrc benlo art alio iwwtfd. (KTtcial pawr at tlw Ctty f MedforC vrricUl paptr of Jartaoo Cotutr. ftnro dallr imaga rirmlauon for att MMlinc Oct. 1, 1(4211, 443. A4rmLltif Rfprnyntitlm tf. L'. M(WiKHKN k toMPANT OfTWa in N Yuri. ClileMo. Drtt. rratKixo, Ua ArtgflM.eaitlf. t'trfllaod. Ye Smudge Pot .' By Arthur Perry Tho editor of the llend Uulbjtin. addresrtliiF fellow Hciibet. declared thru-Oregon. uffer from many t-mnplexcH, aud the editor ejacu luted a vital mouthful. He Unted nj tne tnrce ouistanuint? eonipiexen --California, poverty, and inferior ity. It has long been the quaint notion In this state, that t ulffornlu owed Its prosperity to wickedness, insieuu oi Kuuipuon, aoo unu mi orcgoiilan with any expectation ofJ fiohiR to heaven, would remain in California any longer I ban IiIh pocket book would pttrtnlt. Ore ironlans are notoriously poorer than the stnrvittB Armenians, the full details of which can be ob tained from any povcrty-stiiekon wrcteli luiiKUlshlnf; behind the wheel of any auto costinK over 3 mod. As to inferiority, any num ber of citizens always feel like they could put on a plur; hat and crawl tinder a snake. Tho editor foiBot to mention the two stem .'whulintr complexes: (a) that noth Ihk really matters except to catch "a fish, which should bo made the life -work of all forward look Iih; Oref;onlnn; (bt.'lhat nuthhiK eau be aecompllHheti unless It is or 'dalncd by Hrovldoncu, and up provo dby Portland. . thi:m i i;.malio dhivi hs S ; . 'llmiiliiton News) l.u;d AukuhI u woman from Dnhlnnd In Cloy county, drlv r ind burrovel Void on vhlehv . tUi(ire- vvu!s'iiu insui auee, push- V ed viidim down, break inp left -'nitlthi. scrciiined ami backed over It, breakinir it aj;atu. ; A fly crawled up the west win dow of this sanctum this tnornliiK. 'and In six weeks there will be SpOC.rns of same. .... bunch of junior hls'h boys and girls concealed In front of the Armory Hutu t day niKht and paired of for (he nroll hotne, but bad to In shuffled aKln as the Tit la n- ; haired miss did not get tho bent looking basketball player thu first tunc. , Mlsn Haehel Johns fell down j rtaliH Tuesdaiy, breaklnu; u haunts- i tor. (Clrenadu Iieiiiv- U mlsht , have been a limb. i, I, i, liumun nature probably has not ehatiKed so much us sonm people seem to think and wo don't bcllovo Iho modern girl sits any closer to the younir man In the roadster than one or more of tho good old Hlrls of uur set used to sil to lis in the hammock 111 the dcur, dead ' 'lays of Homo thlrly or thirty-five scam airo. not that they'll tulinlt'li now. (Ohio Hlllte Journal.) IJlllte true. However, the hiiinnioelt was aided ti nd abcltvd iiy lliu law of gravity. A sturdy yeoman uf tho Larpeptcr type of plowcrs. Is Iillillltur n enll.iuu .... i,lu ..I..I. t ...... V, ..,'"' i-.i" w-itll tills great state,- unit tin pre ;i"i"'iiiik hi ine sny lor a cmillKe. I lilm to Hu ns evidence he has had a-hold ofjvulllng p.vcholK.v wll testify.,' : ! Huck Jones also niouuled an air-' ; " ; i ae canons is an i.y. Ilwlf, and tho gent ts being lolwrutululcd , .on his huiny- .""-T:"'; . ', Thl-re Is eonulderable "whoopee" union- the voiinuer m-i .ii.-i..,, i.. lie ho hitt couk' ' K gu"'"; 'resident I'oolldgn is still In u lilnh stale of mental turmoil about what he Is uoliiir io .1,, l..... I... I "lli parlB from Hie W hite House not alonday, as It would bo a national cnluinlly If lie old nut go tu work at once, though It appears to this eminent galoot ;lliat ho 'might lake a week off. llui-inlnu ..volltlg" lady, gowl- I loiiklng. uffable, and of pl.-aslng personality, uge L'7. worth J'-'i'il),-j Uu, d.'rlies ndvlsur ami eouipuu ion. , Address Hox I., (Hucrameli lo Hi e.) 190 were killed In lllo rush., t - . '" Htocklneli havo alailcd branilllm their buvlucs. A redhot Iron Is slap. ped on flink of tho buvliie, and the nil, is redolent with Hie acent if buriiluic blUe ami hair, as he lays prone. Tho picturesque stock limn then grubs tile slllckcn cow by the tall ii ml pulls him from the corral. . Tho process Is alb-ged to ' be publics to the brute, who looks llks he had been to n dentist for the painless cxtrnctlon of a back molar. t Wi'lrcs!, W eils t ow In iv. I ClilfAtlO. Fob. !b. 111 MlfS' Kalhciinc Thorne, M-hoso engage. ment to Clymer H. Jlowen wu an-, notinced here -less' tlian n -month! ago, wue married yesterday at i I'lioeulx. An., to (leoi'co llllks-! pie, cowboy aelor, filonds learned . toduy. - Mis, Thome Is the daugh ter of Hobert J. Thorno. former president and ut prcaent a director of Montgomery Ward et Co. Editorial Correspondence ! I'AHADENA. jyou Intend to' On!., Keli. 24. If ea.: this ovenlng's I uiscouinc. we suggest you first' Thin la purtirulin ly likely Willi poruao the communication fromiihe lisltlng: OreDuniun. for when .Mr. M. Kngllsh of K.Iulh' Ouk-lany -southern I'allfornlaii 'hoars Jdalo and Hit! Hreukors club otou ore from Oregon. Iih fake on .Monica untl Los Angeles, yu.h 4, iom. of complete inystlfl- printed In another column of tills .(-atlon or patronizing pity, thai It's ITso' 1 :.--. :!: !. In! Wo Imlcbicii to Mr. Kng- llnli for tlic firm indication In six' n lone wiekM nf M-:iitfl.t-ii,- t lint um ' - " ...... .oaliy ooscrvullona have hern read, Wailna-. Vr i,.i.. i-T,,,.'-!..- i.,.,,,. milieu 01 course J Jllgniy grallty- u i-..- ..... . . . ....... ........ .f .T3jn" Baiu ig a Kiou,( 01 cum re- .".hwi ".'ni. . ijuii i wurry tuioiu wav: T0l ih.. ,., a.r m...... ia.i worry if they nay noihlnB.'" ihufflclently cmiihalfe. A we ; marked when we atruek our flml leloud burnt on th! pre-nt trl,,.!m' n',0,,l!l,lculm; - run.y aeo In al .i.Va,"r;. .W""" ' m.ffi.i.rl,.l thin la tho .lornlu and Hiohu who exueet m-r- ! petuul - aunalillie. had belter ko: 'elsewhere. , I Jn fact, we would probably acl-; " c are mieu ny me - above the averatto- nitinn In Intclll fdoni mention Ihe weather n'.ulo-Huulhern California IJi-veiopiiient ' ,.,-,., that Ih. Kelleral illlolllv-ellee. jit in naturally an Important factor " nt' ul "y eaii in. or courm thern In. 1 Ion any vacation trip were It iiot!fr"m "'x 1,1 u' reliable Oreiton ground the fact that all for the uttltude of tho tynlcul , Calif ornian coiiccrnliiK it. ; WI1K.V such a cloudburut as wo encountered In 8ai.Ui Hurbam (the hotel proprietor adijed uh Uo delay our departure, for .fear i the hiKhwoy would be waHhcrt lout). WIIE.X over an inch of raiiii'wrt doh't appreciate the fact t tint j able Hucqew for .10 years wltji his jfniia in om, niKht uh it dbl hero ! California whiter, are milder than plaunible line of flapdoodle, and jt,HH than a week rwo, and thulthoxiv further north., hut bccuuHe j von Hokum Ih by.no means the nmivo pons and ibiuijhterH all cry. j we do appreciate the fact that a i only miracle man who has made a j oh .loy! OH Hapture,' as Ihe'Htute: like ait individual, that in'nico fat living off the nervous ; newflitapelH talk about "dollars drop from the Heaven"," and 'our nelf-at!ned, , is, also very frc ntreetH run with liquid gold." jiiently fiipremety ridicttlouK. WlIHIN, aw uIho happened- Icb' tJmn two WClakl4 nKOf ht.Veru houses in JyOR Angles uro struck by sun- kisscdt IlKhtnlurr. one burned down,' a Bin KnocKeti ovjr by a uoit is juokum luiuumm ny inn m froin the blue, and several build- mate lip I,os Angeles, while wo im-M n ml ffoeu .ti'innlliihrwl Dim linvn luerled this ve.'ir nearly every - iiiit,iftf.a.u uti tti.ijfl i wmit.i. "I'liprecedented unusual never happened before the storm cninoj from OroKoir-r-oi it's all ithe re-, suit of sun-spots!" WHK.V freeziiiK warnlnKs arojdown our neck, we nave neei Issued, the skies aru black with -been able to sIiik: rmudKO for four consecutive morn-jit's not rainliiK rain, my dears; hiffH-anil an elderly citizen of Its only ralnlnjf violets. t Pas.i Itubles Blips on the lev side-1 H. W. H. walk and breaks his leu. and the, same chorus sweetly chirps: "It-n't it a,wful what weal her they are havitif; In the east 1U f ro7.cn to dea t h in 'h lea no and did yotii&cc tho report from Medi cine Hat f-o-r-t-y-t-w-o below!" WHICN oae drives up the moun tain to seo thu view, and cuu't ,ce over half ti mile because of the, haze, ..and tholoyat ; J'usa deneau alibis thusly: ' Haze wo never htivo haze; -or mob. It would be perfectly Jf .. If weren't for; lhaJ, in'udKliu last woek:". j (We can urudueo witnesses tot ihls statement, made only yeslcr day). WIIKN we say day after day and; week after week these IIiIdkh K" on, tho temptation to comment jupon It. tu itiUKU at It, and oe- l-(iriiviillli lilK-lllltl. IU in n il nif 1 h balloon of . California sclf-satlsfae J tlon and conceit is almost Irresis tible fur uk,,wo admit, entirely The Wculher elsewhere may be probably is Worse. We (meau- InB tho asstMiibled winter tour ists) como hern because of that fact. Hut what the California weather is Is not tho point. The point Is, what tho Irrepressible t iioioi loan, -p u r i i i u i ii i iy i ni transplanted , one tries to make 1 ...lit .1 . t. . lit AlM'liAU. II' the typical Callfornlan woub i say: "Why, yes. we have rain. most active ijloririer of frontier HOluotltilCH weeks of It. We also life. .Now Tom Mix, Tom Tyler havo frosts and freecs, .occasional and llu.y, I'.at-ton, the boy western fogs, ami wind storms and ihun-js,n'. will have to look for tin der storms are not unknown. Iltti other home. , all In all wo have a ijoud winter' climate. If you want none uf " huts anil Spurs. these IhlllKS you better try the: "n effort to forestall extinc- deserl." . i 'lion, several of the western stars If that were this' attitude, tho weatheia would not be .so fi n-1 niieiiiiv wiii-iiiv lii einiiin in - I'll iih- - l.enhip ,.,,.,imeiit. Hut ll Is not Iho ' ll tif.l.. n nvi.u li.,-n,l foiii Oii'.KOii U to Nollltl .Xmee'eii fveil ... .. ' . , , No , ,,, va illiiK attitude of l'bme and rode the wind; Dun , lm Oiufol.nlall rcsiirdhig fall-' ton' tried a juvenile ali-vcst- ful.nla l8, ,, H,vys haa been.lern. and Hoot I'.lbson still Is '"Whatever Is, Is not only right: : hopeful that he and ISulh Klder. '' 1-e'fect." ' Mho girl flyer will lm able to ro -' ' i I l ive the public's Interest In wldo- -X" " conditions' ob-:,.,. spaces. Airplanes, however. Uiou.ly nren'l perfect. It is human lure so much more expensive to nature Instead of iieeeplliig and operate than horses and most pro- i'onimeinimg tne unic-nonoreii iiniiiidueeis ipilckly lost their cnihu ut "very unusual," to ridicule II l,2'ti"' ofgriliig with hejniln. ! MUTT AND JFJWtlarTiWh Life These TALK ABOUT CIVILIZATION TC TuiGKiTiCTrt iojTORV biVJilTV HrNV fjOT THifOOMTy LOCKING CoCk'-CYC-D.' : crh; ewMfvvM uuill. I UTt I V, fM OVl. R AK'Ji JOKC rBOT MEDFOUP MAIL 'dinger 'protestations to ehuot Ihcm ! full of holes. enough io bring tears to -tin. of a i ant-lion bullfrog-. eye . 0 .. tmtn mmwiv. n.i. . , raill I1IIIKI k.u.lit n.itm-.il ... seem pretty hot here, don't It. "rcgon r "unwin. yes. I ,,fi fii-..,...., " UK'MHI 1 wns thi're oiM-i I ve got a ncphc.v ij-jnj in T.'ironiii! ,., C'nllfurniu i not only la' rf or I, iat-ifle ' no othi't Uinta on tho Mlope t'Xlta. So Ah Ioiik jim we are in ('aliforiiiu. anil M' inline I.-Ui-ih every day. re- jCortlhiK our inipn-fwlonrt and exue j ricm ew. vciy much um we mIkM I write them to Heme friend, we (jh:ill probahly continii to coiu- Vv" !1,l1 "ever have. inlMepreHented conditions in thlH : wlln.-nsi-y. who have accompanied j lm ,ll(f ',r:,'' we wilt .support every talcmeiit by reports tfl the V. S - weather bureau. nhall try not to overdo It. I Hut we frankly eonfe w do K'1 a Kieut kick out of.thlH peculiar ! California psyehoHlrt. Not becauKo mipreji.ely provincial, hiiiu ami We Ulnllko Io .OlMtKren wltu our t;ood frlvml. Mr. KiikIMi. ami are orry he nmlw our corrcsponiiei.eo so reprehensible. Hut you see hPueU'd excursions and popular l-e- where in California HL'T Un AnKeles. Hr-Hliles. we are not a sonw writer, and when strollluB down the street with tho water runnluK . Screen Life in Hollywood HOU.YWOOD, Cul. One by one tho hardhearted pieturu pro duced of Hollywood uro muUh.B thrllV'cajlern htnrs walk tho plank. Apparently they W VfJr , ,tTLe Mave become convinced that film fans no, l.wiWl l1 . .r I n n k o r want haid-rldlnK, Wo, H 11 II ii e r o e n. Warner Hrotli-ers- h a v o not mud' a western In - !8 ''months: Fox disbanded :ill western units sevcrat in o nths a k o; Jl n t r o- (ioldwyn- Mayer has done tho s a m e; I a r a moutft .aiinuun eea U will ninke one more 55ane extern then uuit. and now K1U) lets It be known that none liT 111 lUHll ..!..( lit .. , - - r en win sinr cow- l-'oys. The Kilo pronunclameiito I IM the Hoveroyi blow oC all, for Is the soveresl blow last year lhat uludio - was the Mn oiit. il wlnns and rode, airplanes j 1 hi oiiko ino eniilils, Insteail oil ' "i'iiii- rurm iroiu n nurse. um Mix, Tifter chancliiK his mind about i ... . . . ... ... ..... . - . slasm for cloud-hoiiiiliiir broncho. busters. I rtaJ .71 "CT". M . i7P' fe.r mm umwM THCSC 6WMCM A(?5 NuJffcGRlMG pcorte. imbkioao iahsht. AWV MiwvjTC V.MC MAV HC-e TrlC POP OP SHOTS rOi&HT ON THii COKJMCl? AMD Fail yicTlMj Bump T r I I I OF A.A..lM'S nmicn I TRIBUNE,' -MEDFORU. Personal Health Service Bjr WILLIAM BB.4DY, M. D. 8l(Md ltttria trtlnlnf u pmoiul health tad hyiHrae. not ta tflaaaaa dlifneala at trratiDuit, aill ba anawerad bj Dr. Brad II a atamped, aellddnaud aDnsa la aoeloaad. Lfltrra afaould ba hrltf and wrlttm la Ink. Oalna; ta the Urg Dumber af letter ta- wived, oolr a tew can Lm DwerKl her. iu to lUejirurtloai.. AddrM Dr. WillUm .WTKXTIOX, NKUVOLS WIllXKS llonently. juft between ouraelvex, I do Kymuathlzc a creat deal with M-Je w!iu nro norvou. havt- weak 1 1 , nervtv, m-rvou trouhie. nervous! breakdown and art thoc familiar u n m e tc i f u llythouwh if either la-k must be put Uh here from t.m to lln-cff m favor of the other, I hould poor mlKjjulded folk w(ho.fiiy let the dinner wait. .Nleult w j .... would x plain everything um nerves' or "nervous exhaunlion" neurasthenia arc Kenerally well! KettliiK nervouM , f),; ura lerrlhly dumb, unite child. Mli innocent, and eonnefjuently 1 KuHii,U., In mutton, of phyMfolony, J hjKlcne or hcallh. An an Indica- i tlon of the credulity of ' nervous' 1 folk I cite iliix chap von Hokum or whatever bin name In, who ban ben (rimminu' Vm wltli coiiKblor- wrecks of the I. 8. A. 1 mention von Hokum only bcauso of his pin. neerinfc; space forbids meHtionim; the raft of others who have Kotten up books, courses. macazlnes. j p.-imphletx. resorts, personally con lure circultH to tell customers how to keep their nerves In order. Yes. Indeed, I have the neatest sympathy for n nervous sufferer, provided the poor misguided fellow Is not too Insistent upon his alibi, j can pass over one positive an-1 I aurance from such pernor, that his trouble Is of course from hisj in i uuii ( "iiuiuuii, Dm ii lie Keeps on trying io iiiake me believe or acmiiesee in that little deception I begin to get enrvous myself, and when I'm nervous I'm pretty crab id. they tell me. The beginning of this slcry is simple enough, but I despair of ever getting the outline of my dca oyer to the nervous reader lii.u vdule Issue, and my experience In try ing to carry such a story over for another day has -been dlscourax Iiitf. In fact, I seem to run :up against a powerful lot of. discour agement of one kind or another"!!. my tenehliiif. Even this parthiMlur story, this .Hide lesson In right JJtf- inn will ii i,l,,iil.ie lie tu. .'i.iati as contalnhiK loo many, w-ordsjiljd .. ...i..:. . .. a . HI I' eniiliun . praellc.'H -aavu:at M-t If I u-ei'iv lii Ii, I ' lii i,i-liii ilwi l.-d-,. ,,, of tlli!) KU.V , knuw , would never make any. hi.-stli Im prenfiiiin on the very folk I want to Impress. I've (tot to net their a 1 1 1-n 1 1 i i . a bit of illlere.st and If possible a little lill of syuipathy before 1 can drive home tile lesson. u III you believe, you nervous i.,.v, ) uu 11,-iiuusi. irrievea me when n . ones. I hat it poor nervous wreck wrl:e to my nun iiiayoe Homo any rn nave!"-' . .r...H- ,.-u. .uk nu i eclipse aroiintt tne sun. nut now nervous breakdown and then I'll ', 8,'ll,l! ' na " easiness. Ordlnnribi ; fast wo-fly IIiioiikIi the ether. If know what furferlni.- means. Nut Ka"1 "' roaiilllirtS from the saluithcrc be any other, we can novec a chance, tint a chalice, so loan as!0' Property acquired by purchase ; um,w unlcs.s perhaps sclcntlstx nt my in I ml remains 'intact, vet It,, lL'' 1' ubriiary as, 11113 the flrHt , tut'li too much Importance to llicir B-rlevcs mo to flnil -lhat lhe reader has received un.-h nn iiiiii-nssi..ii Fret and chafe as. I'w-ill, this story l r win, inis story,,. can't ho condensed Into half a eol- iimu. mi i .m l m 1 , I..I...L11,,,. l tlon today. If yen an; nervous but good Matured, please watch for tlic rest of it and save this part until you have the lesso:i eoin4ole. li r.SI IONs AMI ANMVKIIS l''tx'd the Toor l-'cllow. ' N'otlld yoTt advise food for nvy husbaiid who has Kal bladder troi)-! lile?.Mri. T. (1. W. . . I Answer. Why, yes, a llllle. TIfhi ijoi- follow eau'l lielp It, so It; wouldn't be fair to slarve him I'n. en ii u ii..i.t,.,. r..ri. .i w,..,..ir .. i Hems I'd eiv.. l.i.,. ..-i.-i...-.. I . . ,n ..,,..1 .. ..... n ti ... f " fc ' ' '" "k" operntlni? room A OinHivory. ' I have only recently discovered your section of our paper, and ,1 now have all additional column lo turn to. and 1 am iiulte dell:lied Willi the discovery .' . . oh. how I long 'i' some of those curves you seem to admire, and for some of the fat so many women arc i wild to get rid of.--II. K. Answer.- They're not uultn so ' wild us tiny were a year or two ngo.Jmwever.Xny. nay. Hie great Days pviCSC v)6 S ! bUEGOX. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 2-V 1920. No replT can bam.da to qaertea act coaiorov Brmdf, la cam of thU MwatMper t ambition new aeema to be- to have ! nd t" hold Ioih of eurvca. Nuth- ,,IB, K'V"M ? rllK r l"t to tvil a Fklnny wtnny how io irut t ,h.lt. 1IV If h1i will uuuiu- f,..-. f J lhv lampeU envolopu bearing hhmi.. ju ue-jho. njjrwH. c.iuxe I am can-! Hej);iid.s on Hie Shave and tlic did, frank about!, . shaver. It. Ih no t.t;i, l u ,t ,mrinfll, to 8huvo Wti,ln don't likp you or ib minute, after eatInK a hearty that I wouldn't meal? J. II. Ji. o far out of my' Answer. HependH on the extent way Jo help you. jnn.i character of :he whlnkcr or rl wiy lhlH .for!utHpr adornment to be attacked, the- n e rv o u h nti tnc Kenernl slrenrfth. occupa- wrecks I have ho ; tlon and condition of tin yhnvor t Teacher Miwl Iteml llitnlraii I . MairaincM. Mv teacher .iiii Hint x..ru..u like ralHlnj; the eyeballs and look - Injf wideways If done refiularly will cure ncandtthtedncHs'uud as I am very ne"'atel.ted . . . Miss U K. '. ,n.u'..f Viini i-. i i. believe all she reads in the funny paper. That eye exercise That eye exercise notion'101' . is merely a mall order humbuti. (Copyright John K. Dille Co.) Xew hi news, uu' If Col. l.lnd - hcruh don't cut. out lib. habit o' v . n a a". . . ' iiiibbbi item v..j,-.-- , I i f. lllthtiii' ever'wliere i-iiclit on the!"1 New Yoik's metropolitan nrea. j tlot he's liable to find himself bid den on an Inside Kvelyn Viwi.n i ,.n., i.i i ... . .' . . "' " nud ilewrtiid in n irurrel Hit- tin' inarrleil fiii-tlirluht. ..Mt'opyriKht John V. Dlllc t.'o.) Your Income Tax reaiized! No. 19 Income Includes pains . , ............ i,,ui.-, ive it up, nir i no present. "y Bae " "hiRle piece of , c know how fast ICurth turns on Iii-imort v uu ie.,11 nu r,-.,.t. ll.n u,,!..1.... , . .- . ... jP "!". well us from Iho sale ''" 'no nix law appiyinir to imuviti-iUwn lml lm nP8 uecame cnective .March 1. Ullll is the difference between , , ., . .. 1 . l", 1 lw fly,lin P' "- n o to i which, the sale, is cade, and r.-iihtiot hc pro rated over a iiumher ufisioiiH' which Iho passions uf Hie years. Fur example, a taxpayer j mind make upon the body." with nought in ll'lll n pieco of real es-1 iarwln'n ailmirablv exact "oApres tato. for Jljinm which lm sold in aion of the emotions." l-acoit pos IliS for $7liuti. The J200U pruHt Is'scsscd prohahly, the greatest brain taxable. Income for tho year (ever formed excepting that of.Aiis- tolle, hut speculating without facts Ye Letter Box Stop Knocking .. .7 r I. '" or: l .No one HkeR it knocker. A ci-cnt -v0 n..rt uea .statesman once failed of election. for president because ho started out on his speaking euiupalKn ns a knocker.' We have been ret uti:-t your ed itorial correspondence ''Hob," In the Tribune with its dally wcalher complaints. W Wu htivo been here right In tho heart of Los AnceicH . for over a mouth .oast and found lite u-e.-iiliei- condition fine all the tlmo. the temperature I ns been five to ten .degrees colder than tisnul hut tills condition linn prevailed, as you fl T0LD voo: I (know, nil up ami Utiwa the Pai'lfic-,: cuaKl, .Mucjfortl luclutlvd. Wu iiaru had two lilt-o rolrenblni; ruins 'only, one on our arrival i. ino.:(li ago and one luat niKht. . ' Now If Southern California h:ti 1 . lt" n'"' wealhor We areOAon-' IderinK why yon "alliluKt break your neck" to cet down tittr. evorv win.. ;.r. t'ainllillv "H,.!. . vm. -.l. very iulereatiiiR Hnd pleasluu art- i fcleH for the Trfhuni. ho k-Iiv tint . cut out this everlastint: "dailv ! knocklnK on Imh AcceleM and Klve u aoiueuiinu niong a umerenr niic'of '98 to the golil CH.8. M. K.NGUSH. I Rr,VLJoTa.J !I aUllSUdllt d 1 UUd V rtic:Ulythe name I ! rute becuufu i niinerK are ab;o , (Continued from Pago One.) ht,mn 1 1: . trviiitf In hnv vafciv- f. U waH fI,'t':U ! UOI,H ulli$ lM uu alflt tur ; harinw the boyn I their OWll little bonis, liorutlfttT. i with UH 1,11 1,1,11 Tlw. ..biiii.rr. ic n ; ltt,t w,?ok " " d i J ' eh""e ,s n l wl IHJIWC-j ,.,. Weok ,H.flM.e. ' IHCIlt. , , They Infuse the i 1 'atmosphere with Ridinff on the "UroaUway Um-1 the hreaXh n,r'1 I Ited" through the pvopcnUK male ! Vvlt v v:trI of Peiinylvnnia. uu tho wv . in(A,UKknn "''ntur 'rich New York with ; nun fitai ,,.,. I ulatlon and moHt of ibn mnnrv . : ae fmnis w,.n k..nt wbo.-. '.;,, ! work hard for small profits.. If !' - Heiw and thyre chtmnevii ribe abovo bin factoricH of Klas. . iinj Hteel. Nearby are li-otips of shiall Idinirv Ihhihcw in which tho n.iu-' M1' whe the' """e not in tlm fac That arrnngnment Is what we call "civllizatlo:i" and fortunately ,lt Ir, Improving. Those "hands" j before the French revolution lack - eu ioou arm cioining. t no larmnr idared not disturb wild animals eat - tins his crops, because the nobles wanted to enjoy kiinm? Hie anl- lu.un. ji duo iimu ii y.hh neces - sary to forbid peasants to 'eat the bodies of those that died of the plague. - .. iTl' ' ' naiHis ia jnany casr-s lObiles. movies, radio Now the have aiitomubilcx. ' .JJ",.. fL". , . "II prove. Hiding tho l'enimylvania rail-; road,, you olmervc that H la intci- IlKently planned and ably mnnc-.'ed. It Herves olKht out of the ten blu Rem. cities In tho United States, ami reaches the moat Important nuitliern Atlantic Keaports. nd it Ih a railroad that looks jaheatl, it was first to establish a conininatinn rail and air route from ocean to ocean, with' l.imlberch In I.-HNIKU in tne liyniK. roriyH-MKlll liotira from coast Io const will be the iK-hetlnle nt first, later 30 hours. Tho Pennsylvania, not content to ,-movo with tilings uh they are. is spending IOO,OUO.UVU. pYepailni; extra acilltlcs, inclndiiiK electrlil- ! cation of tho road. In anticipation I "( forty millions Hint will soon live c must reconcile ourselvea to I M"iaiieni iacK ot lniormatioit in onu dlrecTloh. ' Dr. 5lllllli:iii. -olrf.' jbcyoiid human conception,, says "Kinstein's postulato that t was In the nature nf the universe im - possible to find Um speed of the loarth, with respect to the other,!: rests on im-'jaUve results u exper - Jhnohts by Professor MichoiHoli. - , 1 ' . If you ever wanted lo hnow-liuw Xr.ve u' , , ho ,Vt" ' " 11 "J ' ." V . . tH axis, how Inst wc travel.' In nn, limltntlons, To icalixe how many mistakes even a great mind can mnUo, read Haeon's "nn t urn 1 history." compare his chapter "touching thu limnes- he wait as helpless as a child.. TEETH FOR DRY LAW WAsiiiMnox. Feb. ; ' StoPS Constipation The Jones bill to Increase penal- ; Ho slmpb. riilxlure of glveerin. ties for prohibition law violation I buckthorn hark, saline, etc. (Adler was approved without amendment I "'"'I "" ,I!UT,," "Pnyr and low today by the house Judiciary com- VSl.SZrliT'Z iiliitiu. , ...... i nairman ttranam ot ine cmi- ; mltlee s;ild he had been instructed ! iy ine eunimlttce to ask for a spe- clal rule under which the bill tulKiU be brought up for consider- alien In the house. 0' o x-; ' ' N- 'J'i,'rri Tip - rll - - - -- - -- - - Twenty-five Sourdoughs Enlivened . Sarictum With Tales of Trail of '98 Scribe Finds Gold In Jieart Interest Mnry Ciivhifr hy unc they Uiut. ovtr tliln tli 1i--.jr Hut In tho t'halr opporjiti' i ' they' luv.Vi red. - Tweiuy-flve I iiiIikmh. who had tieked the trail f i e 1 d h of the Klondike. Twen-ii'-rii- ?.(tt f,i.f I took over ' prac- Mary f.'rciner The journal- itl' ether was trannfoiiucd hit. ? wiiHitivu medium for all (he i thaiiKei in weather and human tmoo,1w- lYPical of those hectic day In the Vuki'ii. i Tnt "Iron .Mike," Trrindini; out ; 'vM0eiitted I'i-cmm djpati'he9 In the :ru,,m h, y,,I!'1' I'wamo alternately. ! lh ciiuk. cIiuk of fteamboatu. p!'kln thl,r wa' hru ice chan - s MU ot UuUn rbor; nnd I down the kten ot inow ' capped ! cliffs. And whenever anvtblii" liihn- i ped. up hero and things do drop even stuck market ouotatlous ' It was, most assuredly, the clink, i f clink, of gold coins on the bnr of' f some dance hall or saloon. f iver tne trail, and ui that back ' break-Ing hill at Chilcout Pass I followed each miner to get my share of the gold lie was after, ! And when he made a big strike. , we both rcJ)ll(,(,(li aml f several . . , . luill-lalutally- of the prize te be eillth of l.n...p,. .lml ..uf(,u ..,,,1 flue clothe Then, ale (,'an'l'lt-it anil lost hif uu"' '"-v heart sunk down f'jlbL French heels until he : KAI.KM, Ore., J'ob. "7. UV) Halph S. Hamilton of Uend. was 1 iii.iucicii, .with nttliiL- cm-MW SatUrdav afle-.-lloun tn (tin '-linnp. Jr- ablo iin.l .,,,..11,.. . i ...i-.. r speakiTH of the house of r'pre- . tentative, of, the state of Oregon." 1 I" token of their appreebitiun ' 'f the "fairness, futegriiy ami atul - i My" with whii h Sp-aker Hamiltnn ! has. presided over the house during the past 40 dnys, iiioiiiIum's pre- ml tll, I lit,., n ill ,. i n . I hnuiinerl., shu;,';u,,. A silver plat-! i T' '""l! "nd tr:'y' ' a Iso In flat sliver, were presented io .Mrs. Mammon. It has been a piivlli-ue to have tile deliberation,! of the hmi-i pre-, sided over with such fairness. In- HAMILTON LAUDED rnn rain nri iiin ACuniiencAncD M0IIUU0LLLHUL i I teitrity anil ability." said llepre-l Xanlne contains no mineral setttatlve I-oueruaii, In makiiiK the 'drugs; it is made of barks, herbs presentation.- "It Is our hope liiatj and roots. Get a bottle from your you will always shoot as strait-lit ' lruggist today. Your money back ......ii UI.1UH mis uun as j eu- navi' v.-iin us in mis session. Speaker Hamilton in Ills response and thanks said: "Joe t'nnnou wielded a wicked gavel and Thi-o- I doro llooscvelt Used a club, lint I im sure that this i th fi1( tlm : Hint n presliliui; officer has been: Klven a shotf-un. .New Kcl'rlgc ration I TOUO.N'TO. Feb. :T,. P, A new i ! process for the refrigeration ,,f i fish by w hich It Is reduced to very ; low teinpeiaitire ranl'llv and re- i--ilns the ehaiaeii i lsili s of tin-! I f r.-sh iM-iidm-t has Ii, 11 .l.-v l,,p..,l Glycerin Mixture wtislia tn:ittaf you UiT tlHOJKht j uas In your Htne with .pills or reniediiw uhih I eienn oniy iaui of tn- bnvvls, I !,,u All.,!V',Hl lv, '''nach and ! , iM.Hvin .1 i rut i j cleaning ami s'-e ' .bow uood you feel, l.jaihs Druz ' More. "about broke even' , again, ami went linnie to his family and I wrote another utory. Start Anew it w;w always toui;h. linjin: Hitrht of that much gold, 'just thru conn; circle gesture of my puilc thru the Klondike. Hut about then, another miner came thru the door, ami we started on an other Hlanipcde to Jawoh or Nome. Thin time, perhaps, there was no mention of gold, and I won ,dered for a few moment, what we J were Kolntf afteiv Hut we enjoyed tho "moods of the northern ea tlic strange black birds that rodo on the treat of ice freiehted waves and the walrus that stuck its -tusks in the frozen cake! mid ' pulled itself up to u level with our :;teamboat. , Ce enjoyeil the color and life of the dance halls at Dawson, and the drollery of 'the old JourdoUf;hH, why had staked a few claims and let them take care of thetnuelvcs for a spell. It was InterestiiiiT. meeting Rob ert Service, and Tex - Kiekard . duupy .Smith, and Swift AVater lifll all' in action, it vas fun, but :t little ' scary, climbing aboard a . i niile scar; j raft, and shooting thru the center ; -.'r. ivimwiim ayruc nupius And the fii-st thini; wo knew here wc were back lionie atjuln to tell our adventures we'd foi'Kotten all about gold! The "miner" hat! gone out the door, and I was nt my- desk again just as poor as ever. , Touch luck for a working (girl. Cut shuck one lias to I matte a mile w.ioopee even on j. die Trail of 's. And now, thank you, one ami i nil, .Messrs. Miners. Your LTi trails 4m ' to he Yukon were all worth while 1 even if they were hard to trrvel ' ., . I you know, I have -a hunch, that ,ome day main all v.-e'ro ffoim; to meet on the Name It-all tills Jme bound for a glorified Klon 1Ike. far beyond Alaska. And when get there maybe we won't ' have to worry about koIiI. i by the biological board of Canada. '. Further experiments are being ; made to extend use of the refrig j eratlon method to beef and poul i t ry. - Stomach Disorders First Revealed by : Coated Tongue Your tongue is nothing more j llum the tipper end of your stoni 'ach mid intestines. It is the first cning your doctor looks at. It tells .,, l ,i, mj;(!m , ! liiirptivi. cvslnm i.wl nt,..:n:AH ...w.,, ...... iu,vnil.luim say thnt SO'.i of all sicknesi!! Btnvt ; WIWI jwniacn Ana uowci trouble. - A coaled toiifruc is a daiiRer sip. ' na of those digestive disorder" 1 which lead to so many kinds o' prions illness. It tells why tr i ; 'est exertion tires you. out; why nu hiwe- pains in the bowels, gas OUr' Stomach. jll7.7V unoMa Coating on the tonguois a sign T ."T nl emu which las- he lied thntiBiimlx I wlio were physical wrecks from ; sioniiica aim oowci troubles who "p" iricu everything" m vain and j "bout given up hope. ii ii, uwau t noip you. ac $t MILUON ROTTIPC licnr. i Fred Gottfried Atros Turnbovt GOTTFRIED & TURNBOW Expert plumbing, heating n theet metal 'repar shop. We specialize on service at rea enable prices. No lob too amall.. 21!) N. Grape 8t. Phone 6M Wka and nOLLV iTt, PHOHB t4A A COMPI PT ! a umt mJZ -w fuunw iuw, DVUlMl-l AtMrM . w wuiv IW By BUD FISHEB TP "a lam IK-