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JlT. Inbr.
titr-it m. m au
'
SOgKBT w. unw, UIU,
. euan-rei smith.
Mattes,
,
la lean nitwit Kmppcr
ntaraa u aecond clva Matter ft
Otaaua, aukr Act el lUn t. lafte
IIIWCRIIIIO.N lUTSt
$J Mill 1b AthAiM-
. IHllf, witb SmrJay, rw
' luiJr, vllb Swriar.
.x luilf, tit boot Huodij, yf
hall ttttlatuf Hiataitr virrtrl . . . .
.. iOi
aunder, pm rear 11.01)
a, terrier, in juium til imuufB. hhiwiw
lartanriUa. OajUal ItiM. raalali. Tataat. (Ml
PaUi, aiiii gitfvUr. aMAtb
- raally, attbout Bundit, bmiUi....
Pally, aiuwut auotiv, ana jear.
Itair, witb suMer, om Jraf
All tenv, eti la hltanre.
ktCMBRI or filK AifWlATEn PHTM , Wc fear our corrcapomU nl. how
RtceiiiBf Poll Utfatd Wir (mitt i. . , ..
- ih tba rr putiimtkm of all ntt di.wid omnicniH upon the min-klso U elf
Ali debts rf nuMkaUwo mkiA flkpaUiw ur w" he not maile our ttlrc
benlo art alio iwwtfd.
(KTtcial pawr at tlw Ctty f MedforC
vrricUl paptr of Jartaoo Cotutr.
ftnro dallr imaga rirmlauon for att
MMlinc Oct. 1, 1(4211, 443.
A4rmLltif Rfprnyntitlm
tf. L'. M(WiKHKN k toMPANT
OfTWa in N Yuri. ClileMo. Drtt.
rratKixo, Ua ArtgflM.eaitlf. t'trfllaod.
Ye Smudge Pot
.' By Arthur Perry
Tho editor of the llend Uulbjtin.
addresrtliiF fellow Hciibet. declared
thru-Oregon. uffer from many
t-mnplexcH, aud the editor ejacu
luted a vital mouthful. He Unted
nj tne tnrce ouistanuint? eonipiexen
--California, poverty, and inferior
ity. It has long been the quaint
notion In this state, that t ulffornlu
owed Its prosperity to wickedness,
insieuu oi Kuuipuon, aoo unu mi
orcgoiilan with any expectation ofJ
fiohiR to heaven, would remain in
California any longer I ban IiIh
pocket book would pttrtnlt. Ore
ironlans are notoriously poorer
than the stnrvittB Armenians, the
full details of which can be ob
tained from any povcrty-stiiekon
wrcteli luiiKUlshlnf; behind the
wheel of any auto costinK over
3 mod. As to inferiority, any num
ber of citizens always feel like
they could put on a plur; hat and
crawl tinder a snake. Tho editor
foiBot to mention the two stem
.'whulintr complexes: (a) that noth
Ihk really matters except to catch
"a fish, which should bo made the
life -work of all forward look Iih;
Oref;onlnn; (bt.'lhat nuthhiK eau
be aecompllHheti unless It is or
'dalncd by Hrovldoncu, and up
provo dby Portland. .
thi:m i i;.malio dhivi hs
S ; . 'llmiiliiton News)
l.u;d AukuhI u woman from
Dnhlnnd In Cloy county, drlv r
ind burrovel Void on vhlehv
. tUi(ire- vvu!s'iiu insui auee, push- V
ed viidim down, break inp left -'nitlthi.
scrciiined ami backed
over It, breakinir it aj;atu.
; A fly crawled up the west win
dow of this sanctum this tnornliiK.
'and In six weeks there will be
SpOC.rns of same.
.... bunch of junior hls'h boys and
girls concealed In front of the
Armory Hutu t day niKht and paired
of for (he nroll hotne, but bad to
In shuffled aKln as the Tit la n-
; haired miss did not get tho bent
looking basketball player thu first
tunc.
, Mlsn Haehel Johns fell down j
rtaliH Tuesdaiy, breaklnu; u haunts- i
tor. (Clrenadu Iieiiiv- U mlsht
, have been a limb.
i, I, i,
liumun nature probably has not
ehatiKed so much us sonm people
seem to think and wo don't bcllovo
Iho modern girl sits any closer to
the younir man In the roadster
than one or more of tho good old
Hlrls of uur set used to sil to lis
in the hammock 111 the dcur, dead
' 'lays of Homo thlrly or thirty-five
scam airo. not that they'll tulinlt'li
now. (Ohio Hlllte Journal.) IJlllte
true. However, the hiiinnioelt was
aided ti nd abcltvd iiy lliu law of
gravity.
A sturdy yeoman uf tho
Larpeptcr type of plowcrs. Is
Iillillltur n enll.iuu .... i,lu ..I..I. t ......
V, ..,'"' i-.i" w-itll tills great state,- unit tin pre ;i"i"'iiiik hi ine sny lor a cmillKe. I lilm to Hu
ns evidence he has had a-hold ofjvulllng p.vcholK.v wll testify.,' : ! Huck Jones also niouuled an air-'
; " ; i ae canons is an
i.y. Ilwlf, and tho gent ts being
lolwrutululcd , .on his huiny-
.""-T:"'; .
', Thl-re Is eonulderable "whoopee"
union- the voiinuer m-i .ii.-i..,, i..
lie ho hitt couk'
' K gu"'";
'resident I'oolldgn is still In u
lilnh stale of mental turmoil about
what he Is uoliiir io .1,, l..... I... I
"lli parlB from Hie W hite House
not alonday, as It would bo a
national cnluinlly If lie old nut go
tu work at once, though It appears
to this eminent galoot ;lliat ho
'might lake a week off.
llui-inlnu ..volltlg" lady, gowl- I
loiiklng. uffable, and of pl.-aslng
personality, uge L'7. worth J'-'i'il),-j
Uu, d.'rlies ndvlsur ami eouipuu
ion. , Address Hox I., (Hucrameli
lo Hi e.) 190 were killed In lllo
rush., t - .
'" Htocklneli havo alailcd branilllm
their buvlucs. A redhot Iron Is slap.
ped on flink of tho buvliie, and
the nil, is redolent with Hie acent
if buriiluic blUe ami hair, as he
lays prone. Tho picturesque stock
limn then grubs tile slllckcn cow
by the tall ii ml pulls him from the
corral. . Tho process Is alb-ged to
' be publics to the brute, who looks
llks he had been to n dentist for
the painless cxtrnctlon of a back
molar.
t
Wi'lrcs!, W eils t ow In iv.
I ClilfAtlO. Fob. !b. 111 MlfS'
Kalhciinc Thorne, M-hoso engage.
ment to Clymer H. Jlowen wu an-,
notinced here -less' tlian n -month!
ago, wue married yesterday at i
I'lioeulx. An., to (leoi'co llllks-!
pie, cowboy aelor, filonds learned
. toduy. - Mis, Thome Is the daugh
ter of Hobert J. Thorno. former
president and ut prcaent a director
of Montgomery Ward et Co.
Editorial Correspondence
! I'AHADENA.
jyou Intend to'
On!., Keli. 24. If
ea.: this ovenlng's
I uiscouinc. we suggest you first' Thin la purtirulin ly likely Willi
poruao the communication fromiihe lisltlng: OreDuniun. for when
.Mr. M. Kngllsh of K.Iulh' Ouk-lany -southern I'allfornlaii 'hoars
Jdalo and Hit! Hreukors club otou ore from Oregon. Iih fake on
.Monica untl Los Angeles, yu.h 4, iom. of complete inystlfl-
printed In another column of tills .(-atlon or patronizing pity, thai It's
ITso' 1 :.--. :!:
!. In! Wo Imlcbicii to Mr. Kng-
llnli for tlic firm indication In six'
n lone wiekM nf M-:iitfl.t-ii,- t lint um
' - " ......
.oaliy ooscrvullona have hern read,
Wailna-. Vr i,.i.. i-T,,,.'-!..- i.,.,,,.
milieu 01 course J Jllgniy grallty-
u i-..- ..... . . . ....... ........
.f .T3jn" Baiu ig a Kiou,( 01 cum re-
.".hwi ".'ni. . ijuii i wurry tuioiu wav:
T0l ih.. ,., a.r m...... ia.i
worry if they nay noihlnB.'"
ihufflclently cmiihalfe. A we
; marked when we atruek our flml
leloud burnt
on th! pre-nt trl,,.!m' n',0,,l!l,lculm;
- run.y aeo In al .i.Va,"r;. .W""" ' m.ffi.i.rl,.l
thin la tho
.lornlu and Hiohu who exueet m-r-
! petuul - aunalillie. had belter ko:
'elsewhere. ,
I Jn fact, we would probably acl-; " c are mieu ny me - above the averatto- nitinn In Intclll
fdoni mention Ihe weather n'.ulo-Huulhern California IJi-veiopiiient ' ,.,-,., that Ih. Kelleral illlolllv-ellee.
jit in naturally an Important factor " nt' ul "y eaii in. or courm thern In. 1
Ion any vacation trip were It iiot!fr"m "'x 1,1 u' reliable Oreiton ground the fact that all
for the uttltude of tho tynlcul
, Calif ornian coiiccrnliiK it.
; WI1K.V such a cloudburut as
wo encountered In 8ai.Ui Hurbam
(the hotel proprietor adijed uh
Uo delay our departure, for .fear
i the hiKhwoy would be waHhcrt
lout).
WIIE.X over an inch of raiiii'wrt doh't appreciate the fact t tint j able Hucqew for .10 years wltji his
jfniia in om, niKht uh it dbl hero ! California whiter, are milder than plaunible line of flapdoodle, and
jt,HH than a week rwo, and thulthoxiv further north., hut bccuuHe j von Hokum Ih by.no means the
nmivo pons and ibiuijhterH all cry. j we do appreciate the fact that a i only miracle man who has made a
j oh .loy! OH Hapture,' as Ihe'Htute: like ait individual, that in'nico fat living off the nervous
; newflitapelH talk about "dollars
drop from the Heaven"," and 'our nelf-at!ned, , is, also very frc
ntreetH run with liquid gold." jiiently fiipremety ridicttlouK.
WlIHIN, aw uIho happened- Icb'
tJmn two WClakl4 nKOf ht.Veru houses
in JyOR Angles uro struck by sun-
kisscdt IlKhtnlurr. one burned down,'
a Bin KnocKeti ovjr by a uoit is juokum luiuumm ny inn m
froin the blue, and several build- mate lip I,os Angeles, while wo
im-M n ml ffoeu .ti'innlliihrwl Dim linvn luerled this ve.'ir nearly every -
iiiit,iftf.a.u uti tti.ijfl i wmit.i.
"I'liprecedented unusual never
happened before the storm cninoj
from OroKoir-r-oi it's all ithe re-,
suit of sun-spots!"
WHK.V freeziiiK warnlnKs arojdown our neck, we nave neei
Issued, the skies aru black with -been able to sIiik:
rmudKO for four consecutive morn-jit's not rainliiK rain, my dears;
hiffH-anil an elderly citizen of Its only ralnlnjf violets. t
Pas.i Itubles Blips on the lev side-1 H. W. H.
walk and breaks his leu. and the,
same chorus sweetly chirps:
"It-n't it a,wful what weal her
they are havitif; In the east 1U
f ro7.cn to dea t h in 'h lea no and
did yotii&cc tho report from Medi
cine Hat f-o-r-t-y-t-w-o below!"
WHICN oae drives up the moun
tain to seo thu view, and cuu't
,ce over half ti mile because of
the, haze, ..and tholoyat ; J'usa
deneau alibis thusly:
' Haze wo never htivo haze; -or
mob. It would be perfectly
Jf .. If weren't for; lhaJ, in'udKliu
last woek:". j
(We can urudueo witnesses tot
ihls statement, made only yeslcr
day).
WIIKN we say day after day and;
week after week these IIiIdkh K"
on, tho temptation to comment
jupon It. tu itiUKU at It, and oe-
l-(iriiviillli lilK-lllltl. IU in n il nif 1 h
balloon of . California sclf-satlsfae J
tlon and conceit is almost Irresis
tible fur uk,,wo admit, entirely
The Wculher elsewhere may be
probably is Worse. We (meau-
InB tho asstMiibled winter tour
ists) como hern because of that
fact. Hut what the California
weather is Is not tho point. The
point Is, what tho Irrepressible
t iioioi loan, -p u r i i i u i ii i iy i ni
transplanted , one tries to make 1
...lit .1 . t. .
lit AlM'liAU.
II' the typical Callfornlan woub
i
say: "Why, yes. we have rain. most active ijloririer of frontier
HOluotltilCH weeks of It. We also life. .Now Tom Mix, Tom Tyler
havo frosts and freecs, .occasional and llu.y, I'.at-ton, the boy western
fogs, ami wind storms and ihun-js,n'. will have to look for tin
der storms are not unknown. Iltti other home. ,
all In all wo have a ijoud winter'
climate. If you want none uf " huts anil Spurs.
these IhlllKS you better try the: "n effort to forestall extinc-
deserl." . i 'lion, several of the western stars
If that were this' attitude, tho
weatheia would not be .so fi n-1
niieiiiiv wiii-iiiv lii einiiin in - I'll iih- -
l.enhip ,.,,.,imeiit. Hut ll Is not Iho
' ll tif.l.. n nvi.u li.,-n,l foiii Oii'.KOii U to Nollltl .Xmee'eii fveil
... .. ' . ,
, No , ,,, va illiiK attitude of l'bme and rode the wind; Dun
, lm Oiufol.nlall rcsiirdhig fall-' ton' tried a juvenile ali-vcst-
ful.nla l8, ,, H,vys haa been.lern. and Hoot I'.lbson still Is
'"Whatever Is, Is not only right: : hopeful that he and ISulh Klder.
'' 1-e'fect." ' Mho girl flyer will lm able to ro
-' ' i I l ive the public's Interest In wldo-
-X" " conditions' ob-:,.,. spaces. Airplanes, however.
Uiou.ly nren'l perfect. It is human lure so much more expensive to
nature Instead of iieeeplliig and operate than horses and most pro-
i'onimeinimg tne unic-nonoreii iiniiiidueeis ipilckly lost their cnihu
ut "very unusual," to ridicule II
l,2'ti"' ofgriliig with hejniln. !
MUTT AND JFJWtlarTiWh Life These
TALK ABOUT CIVILIZATION
TC TuiGKiTiCTrt iojTORV
biVJilTV HrNV fjOT THifOOMTy
LOCKING CoCk'-CYC-D.'
: crh; ewMfvvM uuill.
I UTt I V, fM OVl. R
AK'Ji JOKC
rBOT
MEDFOUP MAIL
'dinger 'protestations to ehuot Ihcm
! full of holes.
enough io bring tears to -tin.
of a i ant-lion bullfrog-.
eye
. 0 .. tmtn mmwiv. n.i.
.
, raill I1IIIKI k.u.lit n.itm-.il ...
seem pretty hot here, don't It.
"rcgon r "unwin. yes. I
,,fi fii-..,....,
" UK'MHI
1 wns thi're oiM-i
I ve got a ncphc.v
ij-jnj
in T.'ironiii!
,.,
C'nllfurniu
i not only
la' rf or I,
iat-ifle
' no
othi't Uinta on tho
Mlope t'Xlta. So
Ah Ioiik jim we are in ('aliforiiiu.
anil M' inline I.-Ui-ih every day. re-
jCortlhiK our inipn-fwlonrt and exue
j ricm ew. vciy much um we mIkM
I write them to Heme friend, we
(jh:ill probahly continii to coiu-
Vv" !1,l1 "ever have.
inlMepreHented conditions in thlH
: wlln.-nsi-y. who have accompanied
j lm ,ll(f ',r:,'' we wilt .support every
talcmeiit by reports tfl the V. S -
weather bureau.
nhall try not to overdo It.
I Hut we frankly eonfe w do K'1
a Kieut kick out of.thlH peculiar
! California psyehoHlrt. Not becauKo
mipreji.ely provincial, hiiiu ami
We Ulnllko Io .OlMtKren wltu our
t;ood frlvml. Mr. KiikIMi. ami are
orry he nmlw our corrcsponiiei.eo
so reprehensible. Hut you see hPueU'd excursions and popular l-e-
where in California HL'T Un
AnKeles.
Hr-Hliles. we are not a sonw
writer, and when strollluB down
the street with tho water runnluK
.
Screen Life in
Hollywood
HOU.YWOOD, Cul. One by
one tho hardhearted pieturu pro
duced of Hollywood uro muUh.B
thrllV'cajlern htnrs walk tho plank.
Apparently they
W VfJr , ,tTLe
Mave become
convinced that
film fans no,
l.wiWl
l1 . .r
I n n k o r want
haid-rldlnK, Wo,
H 11 II ii e r o e n.
Warner Hrotli-ers-
h a v o not
mud' a western
In - !8 ''months:
Fox disbanded
:ill western units
sevcrat in o nths
a k o; Jl n t r o-
(ioldwyn- Mayer
has done tho
s a m e; I a r a
moutft .aiinuun
eea U will ninke
one more 55ane
extern then uuit. and now
K1U) lets It be known that none
liT 111 lUHll ..!..( lit .. ,
- - r en win sinr cow-
l-'oys. The Kilo pronunclameiito I
IM the Hoveroyi blow oC all, for
Is the soveresl blow
last year lhat uludio - was the
Mn oiit. il wlnns and rode, airplanes j
1 hi oiiko ino eniilils, Insteail oil
' "i'iiii- rurm iroiu n nurse. um
Mix, Tifter chancliiK his mind about i
... . . . ...
... ..... . - .
slasm for cloud-hoiiiiliiir broncho.
busters.
I rtaJ .71 "CT". M
. i7P'
fe.r
mm
umwM
THCSC 6WMCM A(?5 NuJffcGRlMG
pcorte. imbkioao iahsht.
AWV MiwvjTC V.MC MAV HC-e
TrlC POP OP SHOTS rOi&HT ON
THii COKJMCl? AMD Fail yicTlMj
Bump
T
r
I I I OF A.A..lM'S nmicn I
TRIBUNE,' -MEDFORU.
Personal Health Service
Bjr WILLIAM BB.4DY, M. D.
8l(Md ltttria trtlnlnf u pmoiul health tad hyiHrae. not ta tflaaaaa dlifneala at
trratiDuit, aill ba anawerad bj Dr. Brad II a atamped, aellddnaud aDnsa la aoeloaad.
Lfltrra afaould ba hrltf and wrlttm la Ink. Oalna; ta the Urg Dumber af letter ta-
wived, oolr a tew can Lm DwerKl her.
iu to lUejirurtloai.. AddrM Dr. WillUm
.WTKXTIOX, NKUVOLS WIllXKS
llonently. juft between ouraelvex,
I do Kymuathlzc a creat deal with
M-Je w!iu nro norvou. havt- weak 1 1
,
nervtv, m-rvou trouhie. nervous!
breakdown and art thoc familiar
u n m e tc i f u llythouwh if either la-k must be put
Uh here from t.m to lln-cff m favor of the other, I hould
poor mlKjjulded folk w(ho.fiiy let the dinner wait.
.Nleult w
j ....
would
x plain everything um
nerves'
or "nervous exhaunlion"
neurasthenia arc Kenerally well!
KettliiK
nervouM
, f),; ura lerrlhly dumb, unite child.
Mli innocent, and eonnefjuently
1 KuHii,U., In mutton, of phyMfolony,
J hjKlcne or hcallh. An an Indica-
i tlon of the credulity of '
nervous'
1 folk I cite iliix chap von Hokum
or whatever bin name In, who ban
ben (rimminu' Vm wltli coiiKblor-
wrecks of the I. 8. A. 1 mention
von Hokum only bcauso of his pin.
neerinfc; space forbids meHtionim;
the raft of others who have Kotten
up books, courses. macazlnes.
j p.-imphletx. resorts, personally con
lure circultH to tell customers how
to keep their nerves In order.
Yes. Indeed, I have the neatest
sympathy for n nervous sufferer,
provided the poor misguided fellow
Is not too Insistent upon his alibi, j
can pass over one positive an-1
I aurance from such
pernor, that
his trouble Is of course from hisj
in i uuii ( "iiuiuuii, Dm ii lie Keeps
on trying io iiiake me believe or
acmiiesee in that little deception
I begin to get enrvous myself, and
when I'm nervous I'm pretty crab
id. they tell me.
The beginning of this slcry is
simple enough, but I despair of ever
getting the outline of my dca oyer
to the nervous reader lii.u vdule
Issue, and my experience In try
ing to carry such a story over for
another day has -been dlscourax
Iiitf. In fact, I seem to run :up
against a powerful lot of. discour
agement of one kind or another"!!.
my tenehliiif. Even this parthiMlur
story, this .Hide lesson In right JJtf-
inn will ii i,l,,iil.ie lie tu. .'i.iati
as contalnhiK loo many, w-ordsjiljd
.. ...i..:. . .. a .
HI I' eniiliun . praellc.'H -aavu:at M-t
If I u-ei'iv lii Ii, I ' lii i,i-liii ilwi l.-d-,.
,,, of tlli!) KU.V , knuw ,
would never make any. hi.-stli Im
prenfiiiin on the very folk I want
to Impress. I've (tot to net their
a 1 1 1-n 1 1 i i . a bit of illlere.st and If
possible a little lill of syuipathy
before 1 can drive home tile lesson.
u III you believe, you nervous
i.,.v, ) uu 11,-iiuusi.
irrievea me when n
.
ones. I hat it
poor nervous wreck wrl:e to my
nun iiiayoe Homo any rn nave!"-' . .r...H- ,.-u. .uk nu i eclipse aroiintt tne sun. nut now
nervous breakdown and then I'll ', 8,'ll,l! ' na " easiness. Ordlnnribi ; fast wo-fly IIiioiikIi the ether. If
know what furferlni.- means. Nut Ka"1 "' roaiilllirtS from the saluithcrc be any other, we can novec
a chance, tint a chalice, so loan as!0' Property acquired by purchase ; um,w unlcs.s perhaps sclcntlstx nt
my in I ml remains 'intact, vet It,, lL'' 1' ubriiary as, 11113 the flrHt , tut'li too much Importance to llicir
B-rlevcs mo to flnil -lhat lhe reader
has received un.-h nn iiiiii-nssi..ii
Fret and chafe as. I'w-ill, this story
l r win, inis story,,.
can't ho condensed Into half a eol-
iimu. mi i .m l m 1 , I..I...L11,,,. l
tlon today. If yen an; nervous but
good Matured, please watch for tlic
rest of it and save this part until
you have the lesso:i eoin4ole.
li r.SI IONs AMI ANMVKIIS
l''tx'd the Toor l-'cllow. '
N'otlld yoTt advise food for nvy
husbaiid who has Kal bladder troi)-!
lile?.Mri. T. (1. W. . . I
Answer. Why, yes, a llllle. TIfhi
ijoi-
follow eau'l lielp It, so It;
wouldn't be fair to slarve him I'n.
en ii u ii..i.t,.,. r..ri. .i w,..,..ir .. i
Hems I'd eiv.. l.i.,. ..-i.-i...-.. I
. .
,n ..,,..1 .. ..... n ti
... f " fc ' ' '"
"k"
operntlni? room
A OinHivory.
' I have only recently discovered
your section of our paper, and ,1
now have all additional column lo
turn to. and 1 am iiulte dell:lied
Willi the discovery .' . . oh. how
I long 'i' some of those curves
you seem to admire, and for some
of the fat so many women arc i
wild to get rid of.--II. K.
Answer.- They're not uultn so '
wild us tiny were a year or two
ngo.Jmwever.Xny. nay. Hie great
Days
pviCSC v)6 S !
bUEGOX. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 2-V 1920.
No replT can bam.da to qaertea act coaiorov
Brmdf, la cam of thU MwatMper
t ambition new aeema to be- to have
! nd t" hold Ioih of eurvca. Nuth-
,,IB, K'V"M ? rllK r l"t
to tvil a Fklnny wtnny how io irut t
,h.lt. 1IV If h1i will uuuiu- f,..-. f
J lhv lampeU envolopu bearing
hhmi.. ju ue-jho. njjrwH.
c.iuxe I am can-! Hej);iid.s on Hie Shave and tlic
did, frank about!, . shaver.
It. Ih no t.t;i, l u ,t ,mrinfll, to 8huvo Wti,ln
don't likp you or ib minute, after eatInK a hearty
that I wouldn't meal? J. II. Ji.
o far out of my' Answer. HependH on the extent
way Jo help you. jnn.i character of :he whlnkcr or
rl wiy lhlH .for!utHpr adornment to be attacked,
the- n e rv o u h nti tnc Kenernl slrenrfth. occupa-
wrecks I have ho ; tlon and condition of tin yhnvor
t Teacher Miwl Iteml llitnlraii
I . MairaincM.
Mv teacher .iiii Hint x..ru..u
like ralHlnj; the eyeballs and look -
Injf wideways If done refiularly will
cure ncandtthtedncHs'uud as I am
very ne"'atel.ted . . . Miss
U K. '.
,n.u'..f Viini i-. i i.
believe all she reads in the funny
paper. That eye exercise
That eye exercise notion'101' .
is merely a mall order humbuti.
(Copyright John K. Dille Co.)
Xew hi news, uu' If Col. l.lnd -
hcruh don't cut. out lib. habit o'
v . n a a". . . ' iiiibbbi
item
v..j,-.-- , I i f.
lllthtiii' ever'wliere i-iiclit on the!"1 New Yoik's metropolitan nrea.
j tlot he's liable to find himself bid
den on an Inside Kvelyn
Viwi.n i ,.n., i.i i
... . .' . . "' "
nud ilewrtiid in n irurrel
Hit-
tin' inarrleil fiii-tlirluht.
..Mt'opyriKht John V. Dlllc
t.'o.)
Your Income Tax
reaiized!
No. 19
Income Includes pains
. , ............ i,,ui.-, ive it up, nir i no present.
"y Bae " "hiRle piece of , c know how fast ICurth turns on
Iii-imort v uu ie.,11 nu r,-.,.t. ll.n u,,!..1.... , . .- . ...
jP "!". well us from Iho sale
''" 'no nix law appiyinir to imuviti-iUwn
lml lm nP8 uecame cnective .March
1. Ullll is the difference between
, , ., . ..
1 . l", 1 lw fly,lin P' "- n o
to
i which, the sale, is cade, and r.-iihtiot
hc pro rated over a iiumher ufisioiiH' which Iho passions uf Hie
years. Fur example, a taxpayer j mind make upon the body." with
nought in ll'lll n pieco of real es-1 iarwln'n ailmirablv exact "oApres
tato. for Jljinm which lm sold in aion of the emotions." l-acoit pos
IliS for $7liuti. The J200U pruHt Is'scsscd prohahly, the greatest brain
taxable. Income for tho year (ever formed excepting that of.Aiis-
tolle, hut speculating without facts
Ye Letter Box
Stop Knocking
.. .7 r
I. '" or:
l .No one HkeR it knocker. A ci-cnt
-v0 n..rt uea
.statesman once failed of election.
for president because ho started
out on his speaking euiupalKn ns
a knocker.'
We have been ret uti:-t your ed
itorial correspondence ''Hob," In
the Tribune with its dally wcalher
complaints. W
Wu htivo been here right In tho
heart of Los AnceicH . for over a
mouth .oast and found lite u-e.-iiliei-
condition fine all the tlmo. the
temperature I ns been five to ten
.degrees colder than tisnul hut tills
condition linn prevailed, as you
fl T0LD
voo: I
(know, nil up ami Utiwa the Pai'lfic-,:
cuaKl, .Mucjfortl luclutlvd. Wu iiaru
had two lilt-o rolrenblni; ruins 'only,
one on our arrival i. ino.:(li ago
and one luat niKht. . '
Now If Southern California h:ti
1 . lt" n'"' wealhor We areOAon-'
IderinK why yon "alliluKt break your
neck" to cet down tittr. evorv win..
;.r. t'ainllillv "H,.!. . vm. -.l.
very iulereatiiiR Hnd pleasluu art- i
fcleH for the Trfhuni. ho k-Iiv tint .
cut out this everlastint: "dailv
! knocklnK on Imh AcceleM and Klve
u aoiueuiinu niong a umerenr niic'of '98 to the golil
CH.8. M. K.NGUSH.
I Rr,VLJoTa.J
!I aUllSUdllt d 1 UUd V rtic:Ulythe name
I ! rute becuufu
i niinerK are ab;o
, (Continued from Pago One.) ht,mn
1 1: . trviiitf In hnv vafciv- f. U waH fI,'t':U
! UOI,H ulli$ lM uu alflt tur ; harinw the boyn
I their OWll little bonis, liorutlfttT. i with UH 1,11 1,1,11
Tlw. ..biiii.rr. ic n ; ltt,t w,?ok " " d
i J ' eh""e ,s n l wl IHJIWC-j ,.,. Weok ,H.flM.e.
' IHCIlt. , , They Infuse the
i 1 'atmosphere with
Ridinff on the "UroaUway Um-1 the hreaXh n,r'1
I Ited" through the pvopcnUK male ! Vvlt v v:trI
of Peiinylvnnia. uu tho wv . in(A,UKknn "''ntur
'rich New York with ; nun fitai ,,.,.
I ulatlon and moHt of ibn mnnrv .
: ae fmnis w,.n k..nt wbo.-. '.;,,
! work hard for small profits.. If
!' -
Heiw and thyre chtmnevii ribe
abovo bin factoricH of Klas. . iinj
Hteel. Nearby are li-otips of shiall
Idinirv Ihhihcw in which tho n.iu-'
M1' whe the' """e not in tlm fac
That arrnngnment Is what we
call "civllizatlo:i" and fortunately
,lt Ir, Improving. Those "hands"
j before the French revolution lack -
eu ioou arm cioining. t no larmnr
idared not disturb wild animals eat -
tins his crops, because the nobles
wanted to enjoy kiinm? Hie anl-
lu.un. ji duo iimu ii y.hh neces -
sary to forbid peasants to 'eat the
bodies of those that died of the
plague. -
.. iTl' ' '
naiHis ia jnany casr-s
lObiles. movies, radio
Now the
have aiitomubilcx.
' .JJ",.. fL".
, . "II
prove.
Hiding
tho l'enimylvania rail-;
road,, you olmervc that H la intci-
IlKently planned and ably mnnc-.'ed.
It Herves olKht out of the ten blu
Rem. cities In tho United States,
ami reaches the moat Important
nuitliern Atlantic Keaports.
nd it Ih a railroad that looks
jaheatl, it was first to establish a
conininatinn rail and air route from
ocean to ocean, with' l.imlberch In
I.-HNIKU in tne liyniK. roriyH-MKlll
liotira from coast Io const will be
the iK-hetlnle nt first, later 30 hours.
Tho Pennsylvania, not content to
,-movo with tilings uh they are. is
spending IOO,OUO.UVU. pYepailni;
extra acilltlcs, inclndiiiK electrlil-
! cation of tho road. In anticipation
I "( forty millions Hint will soon live
c must reconcile ourselvea to
I M"iaiieni iacK ot lniormatioit in
onu dlrecTloh. ' Dr. 5lllllli:iii. -olrf.'
jbcyoiid human conception,, says
"Kinstein's postulato that t was
In the nature nf the universe im -
possible to find Um speed of the
loarth, with respect to the other,!:
rests on im-'jaUve results u exper -
Jhnohts by Professor MichoiHoli. - ,
1 '
. If you ever wanted lo hnow-liuw
Xr.ve u' , , ho ,Vt"
' " 11 "J ' ." V . .
tH axis, how Inst wc travel.' In nn,
limltntlons,
To icalixe how many mistakes
even a great mind can mnUo, read
Haeon's "nn t urn 1 history." compare
his chapter "touching thu limnes-
he wait as helpless as a child..
TEETH FOR DRY LAW
WAsiiiMnox. Feb. ; ' StoPS Constipation
The Jones bill to Increase penal- ; Ho slmpb. riilxlure of glveerin.
ties for prohibition law violation I buckthorn hark, saline, etc. (Adler
was approved without amendment I "'"'I "" ,I!UT,," "Pnyr and low
today by the house Judiciary com- VSl.SZrliT'Z
iiliitiu. , ......
i nairman ttranam ot ine cmi- ;
mltlee s;ild he had been instructed !
iy ine eunimlttce to ask for a spe-
clal rule under which the bill
tulKiU be brought up for consider-
alien In the house.
0' o x-; ' ' N-
'J'i,'rri Tip - rll - - - -- - -- - -
Twenty-five Sourdoughs Enlivened .
Sarictum With Tales of Trail of '98
Scribe Finds Gold In Jieart Interest
Mnry Ciivhifr
hy unc they Uiut. ovtr tliln
tli 1i--.jr Hut In tho t'halr opporjiti'
i ' they' luv.Vi red. - Tweiuy-flve
I iiiIikmh. who had tieked the trail
f i e 1 d h of the
Klondike. Twen-ii'-rii-
?.(tt f,i.f
I took over ' prac-
Mary f.'rciner
The journal-
itl' ether was trannfoiiucd hit.
? wiiHitivu medium for all (he
i thaiiKei in weather and human
tmoo,1w- lYPical of those hectic day
In the Vuki'ii.
i Tnt "Iron .Mike," Trrindini; out
; 'vM0eiitted I'i-cmm djpati'he9 In the
:ru,,m h, y,,I!'1' I'wamo alternately.
! lh ciiuk. cIiuk of fteamboatu.
p!'kln thl,r wa' hru ice chan -
s MU ot UuUn rbor; nnd
I down the
kten ot inow ' capped
! cliffs.
And whenever anvtblii" liihn-
i ped. up hero and things do drop
even stuck market ouotatlous
' It was, most assuredly, the clink, i
f clink, of gold coins on the bnr of'
f some dance hall or saloon.
f iver tne trail, and ui that back
' break-Ing hill at Chilcout Pass I
followed each miner to get my
share of the gold lie was after,
! And when he made a big strike.
, we both rcJ)ll(,(,(li aml f several
. . , .
luill-lalutally- of the prize te be
eillth
of l.n...p,. .lml ..uf(,u ..,,,1
flue
clothe
Then, ale (,'an'l'lt-it anil lost hif
uu"' '"-v heart sunk down
f'jlbL
French heels until he
: KAI.KM, Ore., J'ob. "7. UV)
Halph S. Hamilton of Uend. was
1 iii.iucicii, .with nttliiL- cm-MW
SatUrdav afle-.-lloun tn (tin '-linnp.
Jr-
ablo iin.l .,,,..11,.. . i ...i-.. r
speakiTH of the house
of r'pre-
. tentative, of, the state of Oregon."
1 I" token of their appreebitiun
' 'f the "fairness, futegriiy ami atul -
i My" with whii h Sp-aker Hamiltnn
! has. presided over the house during
the past 40 dnys, iiioiiiIum's pre-
ml tll, I lit,., n ill ,. i n . I
hnuiinerl., shu;,';u,,. A silver plat-!
i T' '""l! "nd tr:'y'
' a Iso In flat sliver, were presented
io .Mrs. Mammon.
It has been a piivlli-ue to
have
tile deliberation,! of the hmi-i
pre-,
sided over with such fairness. In-
HAMILTON LAUDED
rnn rain nri iiin
ACuniiencAncD
M0IIUU0LLLHUL
i
I
teitrity anil ability." said llepre-l Xanlne contains no mineral
setttatlve I-oueruaii, In makiiiK the 'drugs; it is made of barks, herbs
presentation.- "It Is our hope liiatj and roots. Get a bottle from your
you will always shoot as strait-lit ' lruggist today. Your money back
......ii UI.1UH mis uun as j eu- navi'
v.-iin us in mis session.
Speaker Hamilton in Ills response
and thanks said: "Joe t'nnnou
wielded a wicked gavel and Thi-o- I
doro llooscvelt Used a club, lint I
im sure that this i th fi1( tlm :
Hint n presliliui; officer has been:
Klven a shotf-un.
.New Kcl'rlgc ration
I TOUO.N'TO. Feb. :T,. P, A new i
! process for the refrigeration ,,f
i fish by w hich It Is reduced to very
; low teinpeiaitire ranl'llv and re-
i--ilns the ehaiaeii i lsili s of tin-!
I f r.-sh iM-iidm-t has Ii,
11 .l.-v
l,,p..,l
Glycerin Mixture
wtislia tn:ittaf
you UiT tlHOJKht j
uas In your
Htne with .pills or reniediiw uhih I
eienn oniy iaui of tn- bnvvls, I
!,,u All.,!V',Hl lv, '''nach and !
, iM.Hvin .1 i rut i j cleaning ami s'-e '
.bow uood you feel, l.jaihs Druz
' More.
"about broke even' , again, ami
went linnie to his family and I
wrote another utory.
Start Anew
it w;w always toui;h. linjin:
Hitrht of that much gold, 'just thru
conn; circle gesture of my puilc
thru the Klondike. Hut about
then, another miner came thru
the door, ami we started on an
other Hlanipcde to Jawoh or
Nome.
Thin time, perhaps, there was
no mention of gold, and I won
,dered for a few moment, what we
J were Kolntf afteiv Hut we enjoyed
tho "moods of the northern ea
tlic strange black birds that rodo
on the treat of ice freiehted waves
and the walrus that stuck its -tusks
in the frozen cake! mid '
pulled itself up to u level with our
:;teamboat. ,
Ce enjoyeil the color and life of
the dance halls at Dawson, and
the drollery of 'the old JourdoUf;hH,
why had staked a few claims and
let them take care of thetnuelvcs
for a spell.
It was InterestiiiiT. meeting Rob
ert Service, and Tex - Kiekard .
duupy .Smith, and Swift AVater lifll
all' in action, it vas fun, but :t
little ' scary, climbing aboard a .
i niile scar;
j raft, and shooting thru the center
; -.'r. ivimwiim ayruc nupius
And the fii-st thini; wo knew here
wc were back lionie atjuln to tell
our adventures we'd foi'Kotten all
about gold! The "miner" hat!
gone out the door, and I was nt
my- desk again just as poor as
ever. , Touch luck for a working
(girl. Cut shuck one lias to
I matte a mile w.ioopee even on
j. die Trail of 's.
And now, thank you, one ami i
nil, .Messrs. Miners. Your LTi trails 4m
' to he Yukon were all worth while
1 even if they were hard to trrvel
' ., .
I you know, I have -a hunch, that
,ome day
main all
v.-e'ro ffoim; to meet
on the Name It-all tills
Jme bound for a glorified Klon
1Ike. far beyond Alaska. And when
get there maybe we won't
' have to worry about koIiI.
i by the biological board of Canada.
'. Further experiments are being
; made to extend use of the refrig
j eratlon method to beef and poul
i t ry. -
Stomach Disorders
First Revealed by
: Coated Tongue
Your tongue is nothing more
j llum the tipper end of your stoni
'ach mid intestines. It is the first
cning your doctor looks at. It tells
.,, l ,i, mj;(!m ,
! liiirptivi. cvslnm i.wl nt,..:n:AH
...w.,, ...... iu,vnil.luim
say thnt SO'.i of all sicknesi!! Btnvt ;
WIWI jwniacn Ana uowci trouble. -
A coaled toiifruc is a daiiRer sip.
' na of those digestive disorder"
1 which lead to so many kinds o'
prions illness. It tells why tr i
; 'est exertion tires you. out; why
nu hiwe- pains in the bowels, gas
OUr' Stomach. jll7.7V unoMa
Coating on the tonguois a sign
T ."T nl
emu which las- he lied thntiBiimlx
I wlio were physical wrecks from
; sioniiica aim oowci troubles who
"p" iricu everything" m vain and
j "bout given up hope.
ii ii, uwau t noip you.
ac
$t MILUON ROTTIPC licnr.
i Fred Gottfried
Atros Turnbovt
GOTTFRIED & TURNBOW
Expert plumbing, heating n
theet metal 'repar shop.
We specialize on service at rea
enable prices. No lob too amall..
21!) N. Grape 8t.
Phone 6M
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