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PAGE FOUR ! gEDFORO MAlL'fRlBUNB raLlba-i b'r lb bEWOlU -MIKTIa'U CO. iHMinrtii. - .. w . aomiiT . hurl, Miur ; I. tlMPttl IM1TH. Haniaar iJJ so uxfeptnltbt. Nmwcf taunt u mond elau utur it atadrard. mm. Hair sst af Han t. lf. " ' r 0BHCKIFI10N MTU Br Hill In sdianM. ball,, nb Bundii, rv..t.... lulij, ntb Sunday, buntb MUj, vltbout Sundi;, I tat Hail, flibout Sunday, aoctb. . . . Kaaiir UaU Itltmu. ana (tar... .ll.BO . 1.50 fii uooar, oa rar 11.00 IviMorUla, (anital rvint, Pootoli, laiuu, OoUl TLf StkMar''stk'' i s eSJ; itonifcInTMtt"''J!!. .."S liauy, viUKmt sundar, ona.iav T.00 ihu. wlib fundaj, jja r '''' ' All tartu, rAib Is utanea. airjiDKS w thk Aonut iiftt'b''mi ; bVnMit dill Uad Wlia 6Mi na Auodairt Km u aitJuiMf ajiitlM to tna una for puiaicaiiiin at all m diipaitbta atdliad to- If erftbiir ntadiiad In Uda nabar, and alao to lha Iwal tra wibluhd bfftaio. a ..aa. ...... aaaaa u ivnia tor pmrarauob i-i . la-talA ara alao reafenad. omclal paprr of tba Cllr at tladfard. omclal paper. ef Jartaob Cmnlf. , Svaro dally anraiaYlrnilaun far ill auotba aiullnf Oct. 1, ISIS. 4431. . i sdrtrtltlnf BaprraanutlMa 'Kb MOaeNSRg 4 I'OHPANT AnVta In New Vttl, ClUeaio, Detroit, ApamrUeo, Loa AnctlM.' Baattla, 1'ortland. Ye Smudge Pot , By Arthur Perry . 'flolf- panls nro' again, appearing. Phe Loni'iakelh not pleasure In o,lcgs of a man." (Ssalms 107: "The tho ; Tn0 nc,w car 'wa'1 completely demolished yrerdny,-hy daughter who Is only if years bid and can drive as recklessl.Oas anybody, ' The esteemed -'Associated press reported the speech of Kenator Reed of .Missouri- Rnturday upon (rohtbltlon iQid Us resultant hy pocrisy, hut failed to; repeat JJie hortie brew recipe that' the naior rcaa to nis colleagues. aIiiih now not matter n-ujeh. a ably an old oneo IT was also noted that inot ii senator" left tho cham ber during tho addresBOto get a drink.-,i ... ...... .': . . - : . . The" Portland bail toam,. follow-Inijr-tho practico of :mauy yenrs, Is Winning games- dally on th sport ing pago of the'Oregonlni? A James '.Crleve, of Prospect has ccqulvd a monkey, and thejjpes nut sales .have"' tnereafledajs? jiFr cent. .'. 7 '' ! ' ' : ; :'. : ' Tho sap has starUd .ln the'-trees, and cdttlng down thetroar end of a 4d 'or the Installation or it hod. :-. - J . ,. . ' Tho''road- .'ihntAvininfliB VC.reek Boeks.'lw-.badiy' tieodedi iwd. .would bo a great. .help, hilt', 'feni' is ex pressed .trHit tiiaireyJIs.u llv'ck of votes Ih t.tt'..Vl-ylty. : 4'i ' i' . KJectrlclly , ..Is.' 'ffomethlng- that 0siA:ls the Lord Bnowti w-hero and ends In the same jilace." It Is. 1-361 of a second faster onta feet thnn Its nearest cornnetltoV, bnckynrd lak .gossip, and wheh turned loot- in I l..,B,nn ti'lll aa (tin irnltuH States five hours before It starts. Nobody kiuws exactly what it Is because 11 nas nevciQ stood still long enough. ' t Klectrlcit7' Is sometimes known as science gone, craxy with tho heat, and If you can undersOnd Olts rnaneuvors you can do anything with It except opon a can of pea nut butter at Sn picnic. Klectrlclty "-as locked up In Ignorance - for centuries wtil lien Franklin PL It out wit" a pass key, and since then It has heon pulling off moro now stunts than a pet 'monkey. , O With It you can start a conver sation or stop one permanently, cook dliiQer,, curl yourthi.tr, press your trousers, blow up- a? baliliO ship, run an automobile or signal .Mars, mid many moro things are. neinsj invented. . . (Unearthed by a, Copcolto.) lOI'lllIL APPKAIi ' Tho parson remiPked to. the dea cons one night: "Exhaustive und painful re search Has1 mBdn clear to mo, as I hnpo you may see, Why people oro absent from church. The shows at the theaters lure them,.,' 1 . , They find onr proceedings too slow; ' .. , . , And the way to cnnipolo Is Q glvo A freA Kont To a sanctified vaud evilly tQx." ' Tho parson went out with tho dea- cons And bought a big radio set. Tho irtioln being fired .they got busy and hired " A wmnphono Juczhn nunrtot. The show they put on was n dairy. v, The 'comedy gay hut not raw. And the parson got by with a ser mon on "Why I Scrap With My Mother-In- fi; law:" So now ovary Rundny the temple Is filled with n holiday crowd; The people guffaw at the "Mother-In-law" And clap when the music Is loud. And the parson 'remarks to the ' deacons: "My theory, brothers, was right, For tho' stronne.ot and best ovan , Helical test Is packing 'em In every night!" (Kpoknno Spokesman Itevlew.) POrtTLA.ND, Feb. 18. JPl f'nmllle Christie, who with her husband, operates a hotel In Klam ath Falls, appeared In federal aourt here today for sentencing on s liquor-sale charge) and drew a Jail sentence of 80 days and a 1500 fine. , ' Mrs. Chrlstio failed to appear last week when nor. husbnnd and othr defendant -wro sentenced, llcrj' attorney put us the plea, that there Vn "nobftdy horns to run th v.bgilrs, . if. h .i ont la Editorial Correspondence ' , LAS" A'EGAS, Ncv., Feb. 10.- I So THIS 19 Las vw;as: , After hearing about the marveli I , ,., i . ,ui im itu wr own wn irom ihoDned on tho Salt Lake ECxnr ..... aw-Ai.-7... ..... .'.-,..! 'IIL .-IIIKCICI. llini 1I1KIIL HI JJtUF. .and hero we urn. . ino train was crowded; h,W' , . j lnnA,. nlaln.il oa u-aha IiiaI... ,a .... ! 'J'hBt nnrVl.inu nll'flo ntl litnn' Aff an upper., in our car wcrs a dozeni"10 lI'7,or our eary morning tl - mcmoers or the u Angeles BtocK I Kxchange on a week-end tour to : 7. . - . : . I Vegas, a well known L,. A. mining BHlner, ft mivlo platnro-ouerator !from Hathn with his maclilue over his shoulder, two bareheaded col - i lege boys from the eaxt with luud tr.A..biA0 nn,i r.. n.i a...... ...i , ,. ., siveiy ttrfspeu lauieH jrom i.as ve- aB who ' occupied the ilrnwlna- y,D0 OMupiea tB. ramt; room. , . i 4 v We had scarcely left the cnvlr - slvely dressed ladles from I.bh Ve onH of A. wlif n' Seven Of t lt , iHlock icxcliange crowd. In shirt sleeves had started a dollar limit nnker. fi-nmn In th nthAf. ilrnwlno room, and tho moving picture op- j orator- was giving tha history, of! his eventful life beloro a crowded Itmoklng room, Ilia two college boy a standi!!-? up failing itgalnst the windows, open eyed and silent niAlll hail lni.iir,hn.il Inn ll.nnn.u. .IIIUHiuEu UIIUIIHIIVIIk kIH UIDIllllinL-. i The movie operator was dressed for "shootln'," a coiled, soft hat j pulicQdowii ovor itilnllng eyes, ilenhger Jat"nt, a pair of dust-nol- oreu riding breechesj n banOltnt"! showing through- a tear, as lie crdsset' his legs oncsscd' In iacpd iainei woots, auu Btnoneu ttr irieo i 10 smoke a long thin, stoglo. Kor- Innately bhud a cigar lighter that J worked. . Ilfdjtalked so, much and jso Incessantly lhltt he''liad "Utile lime to puff, so then lie Was forced to change hi., vorbal roels, ns li were, out camtithn cigar HihWr iffld he enJoyetUi few whiffs before starting on oimllier talc. "4 ' Wo don't sen how this "Mr. I'athe" missed the Hiking mara thon now being conducted on the Cinderella roof In I.os Angeles. Only , three of the 22 entrants arc j over his' pajamas, ancOlmmedlatc left, after talking without a sWip.'ly attacked a plats of prunes, one for 4az hours! Eml Ostlln of Iis- of a row set out on the lunch ccin AngenTs was the last to fall out. ter.V "All nhoard!" . Tift ii.t He quit ns he nntexed his 474th i hour. Ho Just nsfiMd his mouth and said nothing, so tho Jiulgc? liiAb him ffASIIt. hv llii nrniOinil fled Dim off the floor. That woubiS nnBr iinvu iiai'lieneii lu jvii. 1 nine, i Wtthojt a stogie to light we wouldj a.a.a1. l.l.ffO ......In... ,1... ...aaI.I " ""4-" Wo left tho "all-Talkie " mono lriie about midfight, Just Vs Mr. l'ate startef a description of steal Jcg a goatri drtili from thoOia ked rivn's (V Sad rij!0go with the. aid. of at fast pair of legs and his artsy automatic. The mining lenieer tnjd' us tho next piornlug til' ttiiBK einurance contest stop. a -' aiicit jjiwo-llf riy. - -wlion J, ho ttv'ttv- h7JV ;algCTilo 1'jEtlio chara(lo alone, Jusl-, starting; his snmrgl sloglf. a'rho poker .parly hi, hu up about tie ittflle lime. Tho ctlfjiplon shorB'' hf lyos' AMeles. htwever,' Juif..hol,w us, slnrled l;i for the uoclurilil pti-stop record at 2:38 a. nil, so y,4r correituleul wrote off that fll.SO for an upper ibeh as a totnrloss, and arose al eMh as a :To a. i. ' It was slill nltch dark Tho nor ! 1,8,1 tlllc1 b,lt not "WUeU. In two . "'. 'AP i'" '"' .... . "".blocks wo pnssed nt least ton ho- ter- was- sleeping- peacefully, -.sit-tlngup In the smoking room, but when we turned on tho light ho opened hlB e!es. The norler aavi in. n iflack Took KamnoKK rrtn ...PV.t fn "(Wouldn't ulcep," we explained feeling toward us about ns wo fell toward that human calliope In Iwer 4. He bad moro nasal va riations than tho Bait l.nke Tem ple pipe organ, hut no stops. Now a steady even snoOi, one .A.. I.AA...AA . Al ... A 1 t V,... . . Z ... Z.Z iniof come acciiHlonlSl to the ticking ol a dollar clock or the pound-pound of the surf, or the clack of a flu;- wheeled street cur. I.nt when what one might calOIhe common, lnhalu tory, suwlrrg note Is embroidered with short stuccato hisses, ade noidal flip flaps somotffng like a shevt flappUig in a galr--nnd flown right dnailr'mitles tunforliinnloly without the death) there Is no hope whatever. Any- persou nn- ntvve er stay siV-rli' for no t-ithnr reason, to hear what combination waves Is. coming nextQ "Plt "rr"v"ow,;d ;,rwiy',"wnd A dim, Rruy light siiddifnly np peered lit Die window and wn could sec1 the dark outlines of bare; Jag ged mountains nn the for horizon, nearer a sen of gravel and sand, with necaslnnal clumps of hunch grass find a tew tall, spreading cnctusVree, the movie man called them Joshua trees. As always Ihe desert thrilled us. ' We opened the .window. The wind wns Icy cold. , ' 44 ' "flee, thai air Is fine!" n cheery i voice sounded behind, and we i turned lo greet a rumpled haired MUTT AND JERR They Discuss a Serious I J" "6 ClllNO rlC-50 OF .... . !f a"K'.T,.r. 'u,, T I ,T' SHOuUONM t CAttS ws . : (EDlSONi H4'S M0 ) "YOO BfeT KGS ANl . . , - - . ' . cwsx HIT IM Thi. lOUNisri r i ft' ' - " " 7" I B& VKOVSi.c-iv. MATTCfaA J V' ' -S TrJAf FC eSPt-RV. Wz 'i IrJbtrjTot! AN lMUf.rjTlM& AtrJT'aft AuTOM08iv.es -AND t DOM'T PaRkimG SCAte I tT & A f S Hrv ALWAYi . ' ' W A rOKTMUlt" . 4 """" ? MdAW MAVB.'J . -DARNet Sg(?iov)S, TRAFFIC. a J IScTlvjCSti f '-f0 , vv ' ( - PARKING SPACt: q , Vft ' rt y : r ' : !T7 twobum,y man to . (eotsoM. J .--, -T- ., flCV.-.; for aoto ought 0 3 ' - ,;. (. rrnv ' - n -f ' iftlJSSL I MtfiT cwfifty I j -T . .:.'. ',-' ' - ; T6.Be. "Ducte Soup j 2 MEDFORD WAIL -! young ma a. la a sports-cloth bath irobe. We recognized one or the '"u"r Augeies -atocK phfinira tnnn ...a . In I, . .... , , ... w-,limu uuviscu us 10 Buy "Uenorn NKl. . ' ' "In It irft ' ' " t.t.n..w. run cu oougq,-, wur tdo spirited ! "nituuc uinner wora, inn 'ounB man ge is ichaivf. ho is ! ,.Knk..t.M. ..a . . ;ow boxing, r.'.gu and left linn ' i J"11 vlploun uppprcni. tttapplne In j ; iu:a4 . tJlilewayn. always on' tbl 4 town.. ; Hang, bang, bung! illng'' ! the entire dreading room. ..;. I . .-' riuuit in t'vnrvi ninfr " m lt , . i,. ' t "n"ei1 "rSfk,,'- Puncluatlng each wltOa short lunge and n hlnu- -Ton v-o,- i , ,.i i i)io. len yenis In the regular! 1 army always up at six no mutter! con- wnen I go 10 w. fluyed riolter ! mis mnrnnyr. Hero I am- I reveille, sauting - us. exerclsei' (SWlsll. SWlHh went llff lonlhiiA haH mom slippers on tho dressing room floor). . . : The curtain flapped back, a hlifck ' face fid n pair of while eyeballs Ilakhetl, tho curtain flapped back again.-' '1 - , ' "itu, ha!" contlniift 'the early riser; "scared that coon Ha, ha ajt 0:30 lh train stopiied hn.f an hour for breakfast. "ham and," mir.fl, I'tiffee, hot cakes in the "at- mue u. r. station, it you 0"t an appetite get up at 5:30 ; " wcci i, n unci-, iiiuriiiiiK The extra raro train from tho east came In -there was ae'irenk in tho steam pipe under dlSerftlhe pro vision box was caked inca three or four Inches thick. Ixing Icicles were nnnging rrnnBlho lier tank. The porlHr off In a corner byailmCflliousand tonslis after the tonsils self and pafo had two orders of ham anil eggs, two ordnrs ot ho' cakes, iid; three cups of coffee. e carried a pull of coffea-to tho car. The scare must have helped his nppetlte.Ono of the Into sleepers hieezed In shivering-Ohenvv r.nnt sleeper cuiht the rail of the 'a (uiimaivanu Bt)n; on. hlu 0ar ankres showing as tho wind flapped his coat tails, two doughnuts clutched in Ills free hand. , r. . - So tills., Jj I.as Vegas . I A one-1 iUtntnt In..? . nn,. ..a.I ...... a. . !bulldln?s, up;-eme?y TnBtrractTw.-ir"" set down in the middle of tliO dee- ert It may ho tho wild and wooly tiw.n, .,.-.,.. ..1..A..IA.J .i out southera California, hut thus far It hasn't 'so Impressed us! Thero was rio' brass band at the station, no mlllln crowd ot boost- ..A. .aaia. a . straggle, about he iuterni!tj,'u' '"""""l" ' attacks of cuilifo O upmuunui any wnaii vMsmrn lvn A.1... A..OA A .. AA -t I. A I .-T- I.. A "I . AA....9(..-: In the S'Oiurc. before, the depot a'f"unrt litfn'ched to 'lSOf the I'Miffl lew docrepit palms, - dead grass Iron-pipe fence, a long row of cmplv autnmnliilos Covered with alkali dust, mostly Nevada and California lences, althoAh Is passing we no- l IB Massing we no- ticed nua Iroin Kansas and several from I'tnli. flved, (ho main street was fairly tels Identified by their signs, not Ihelr nppearanco -O tho Nevada I House, National Hotel, Moulder Ho- tel, hot ii n cold water, rOums ?-2 an1 "H.-i the Northern holel the lh..room. 10(1 been painted Did., In oho block we counted seven roril estate offices, one-story nffalrs. plastered with stencftMl cardB "I- room house, xuooo; ISO foot lot on Fremont street, iiiViiMi; ntlnitlder Park, 60 fool lots, $!l8,; glimpses I il I I. , UI "'"n wltli big black hutH and bigger cigars within. Tko only excitement thus far, "cliffarl" party, a red heiuletl little girl anil a scared lookin? boy ap parently nt high school age, on a hoso truck n Blgii, "We've been hitched". one claying cowbell, a procession of dusty . ramshackle I cars' 'behind pooplo bareheaded gfng from stores to look on. i "Well.. If tlmr ain't l.urv Rlnr-I buck." "O markB a much rouged I waltresfi in front of the ,"Stnr"j cafe. "floodtlord!" . A A. AA O . A... AAA AAA I and hiil.y,-a wo have been here mil) I nn hnur-.hnpe to know aomeihlng about It liiiiur next. j It. W. It. POIi'ULAND, Ore., iOlma Vll)!ams, is, was rccover I.lg today fro msevere head wounds and bruises Inflicted lastnlgli by her 70-yenr-pbl fnlher.O,v. i. Willb.iiis,. .who, afier healing the girl, killed himself nnd destroyed their hotisn by fire. Williams had been relenscd four months ago from the Oregon rsate hosi-itnl forlyoiist the Insane. J - x v r . ... t . . r i i i-t? . , a. TRIBUNE, AtEDf ORD, Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D, i sifiwi irtura p-rtamin, to pmoiui ! tmtmr will h. inMiral tav Dr. RtmAw r,i, M M .-a '-n. Tii." ' , . . vr . j . " -J. an t tasmatlau. Addraaa Or. Wililaaa : ' : . ; . , , - , , .U'TOPHIF.S ; ; I ' ll'fkrc I ml il' 111 II fl 1 U'hn nrfllPMM ;io bo philanthropic ought to inKert In his will. If necessary.--a specific ciiiuho aKtne in,tt an. autopsy ui inof'''')ftHo phy- picinn lefrnn it doshoiH.f: JV h (t t tho iloi'torff.miiy, )ai;n from .Kuch in v o fit i k a 1 1 o ft t cannot . do :'ti.n iLcooiltint :any fit., low Jlero It will ocfur to tho shal- that doctors generally bury; I their mistakes US OUietly OS tlOssl. i n"- iWinere is any trutn in mat. ; tho genera! custom of providing In the will for lha autopsy would dis courago the practice. Indeed, I believe it would Hiring to light a good deal of crime that .now -Is hidden by tho solemn -and some- Oifcath certificate.' Kyeh up alert and competent physician -must have pretty tangible evidence "be fore ho. will v'entui-o to- -raise .a uur-Ktlon where there.'is any doubt in hist mind about - the alleged cause 'of death. ' If there were a routine, disinterested examination by n propt.Qy constituted auihoVlty In every instance, this nnttiral re luctance (Of, 'the 'physician to raise a jiucHtiou. would not matter. Dr. Albert 8 Welsh examined a had been removed from potinnts in a city dispensary. He hiade .such dissection as was necessary to de terinlnij the condition of each ton sil, fust as a pathologist might conduit an ordinary autopsy (ne cropsy Is the modern term for the poginorten dissection). Among the thousand Qfonsils' there were-- three that showed tuberculous hOions, one had can cer, anOone a nou-hiu)ignant kind of tumor. Of the thousand tonsils examined, 430- revealed no evi dence of disease. Two hundred , (eighty of the tonsils 'showed only cheesy masses In tho crypts. Good ,,., ... ,a.;ii ... "h'0". the masse In cO'Pt or wpenings- now , then. Only 70 of the tonsgs ex- ojyineci w uiccrntea or contain- ,,u,f. ce- ioci 01. mic0 lt!on' hundil twenty of the ; 'nf"s'lndJ 'J"1""3 ,fihmv(,t ; "cnr. evidence-' of previous Infection, such as tho fnmll ar acute folllcuv I or Inflammation around the tonl sll, Wmall bits ot: inuscle-Awecbil tonsils 'esjimlned; n trllle, hut that shoflfs tho ' slll'geons lire,'. ipilln ho efficient and skillful dn practice as they arc In preaching. "' J Pr cent ni ino tnou. l"lml tonsils examined were, 'not rIot01O affected, nltho 23- por rtit of tho thousand tonsils had! been, affected by some pnsO In J risnimatlon (ns lnrtio:ued by the i sCiOs). Another observnlion In this tfti- 11 .Vitopsy that ,r.-Ve.Oes mention here 9s that wheri several .ali-s of tntislls 'were removed on the same .Py from different memhors of the saiho family one pall- usually bore evidence orPnfecllon and tho "oth ers were normal enough. This raises the question, Does it pay to accept whoh'Hale .rates for tlntj-.-e. moval of tonsilh and adenoids? it raises nuother question. Is P wise to submit to the rough and ready operation you get' Th -tho average clinic, .where no definite official wastes '. much time considering whether tho operation is' i-o;ijjv necessary? You wunna have 'cui uut, you say? All i right. Hop aboard this truck ii is going rlgjrj. Into the operating room. The, mo0l I i, draw fron.O this tonsil nuloiwy Is: Never lot a little lln tloctor tag your tnnslla. i stkins a.m. AXSWKlts v l-""" KwCcdge- f'nn "IU recommend a doctor 111, -I 1.H..H tl.A , A . A , A . , ,. ,, ,.,,k ...is? , 1;; ;. lM. A. I.) Answer. That Is Just a catch phraso employed by n plausilil qutiek. Any competent phvHlrlnn j applies nil ehetnlslry there Is of visluiAin rffs treatment of pa tients, n you nre bound lo hnve It In fi special pnekage. 1 can only nope unit your trouhlo will not priigress beyond correction while you are muuslng yourself with the "blni'beinl! Qv" business. I'llravinlet Hays Tu cjy of your Instructive talks lirfe of a sperlal kind of win- nw 'ftisw which will nilir.lt the 1 Traffic Problem OREGON, MONDAY, FEBRUARY ' IB, 1929. bralth and bjftana, "ot to aiaaaa, ioaiie! at Iff . .lt..(UrM1 mnlM. I..L1 -,V:. i... r .'..T." r' - . fa mm at it . l .. ,.,. . I ', H OX TONSILS . ;i i i-i ': I nnllni'n r,t- til t M 1.1 rtl a 'a.a V e.m. seawn. Will you not kindly ,lrlnH pared with the amount of rok- pub the iiiimos:of theso articles or ofverlzed and brought down, from the inariufnt!turers7(-f. VM.) ;helghlK by the action of frost, rain Aretwor.r tteverni gloss, mnnn-. facturers . no.w .mak a . window glass viat . trrfnBmUs. ultra-violet rays.. ; pond -ft Btamiied . envelope, your.' question ; aavt, t will sentl jiy private letter' the addresses good but then0' mo niunuiaciiireis ni Kinsn,nd people do not ot the. cheaper muierlal for lcm make wills ' for J poraryivlndows.. . ' , their own bene-. Soda. Habit - '. - ; It harmful to drink a glass of water with n teaspoonful of bak- ing soda every day? Also used as a cleanser for teeth? is cocoa nourishing or is It hard on the heart? (Mrs. P. II.) ' Answer. The soda Is compara tively harmless If taken for a lim ited time. It is not advisable to use so much alkali habitually. I bellevo this applies also to its use ! on the teeth, tho I slioultOiio guid-1 cd by the advise of my dentist I about tbnt, Cocoa Is tho least stimulating 0f the thfco familiar beverages, . coffe,o, tea and cocoa. ' It Is- rather moro .stimulating -i.O the kidneys than It Is to the heart. For .this,- reason,- among others, cocoa Is not udvlsame for children oxcept in very smnll proportion to flavor milk when there Is a dis like for the taste of pure milk. For adults coccq la wholesomo enough. ; '1 . ! -Obscure Physician Is Dr. , . of St.; thin city, on your list of competent reputable physician? (Miss It. W.) Answer. No,- This docs not mean ho Is nO, n tympetent, reput able physician, only. tbnt I do not recommend him. 9 , Artie Small, -who's the chairman the ticker tape committee, says the welcome to bf accorded Boot legger ike Lark,who never took his clothes off all durln' th' flu epidemic, Is to be the greatest in. our town's history. .You. kip git any married woman's sjir by 'tellln' , her about some eouplB that hain't I pullln' together. - ;. O 4 . I i -' , Brisbane's Today (Continued Pom Page One.) nrnlifl Is based, of coursP on ex cellent Intentions. " , . i ' '. nut be'0-eeii warnings and AC T'ON there Is a wide margin. To ten ouisiuo nnnKS tnnt tiiey must nni lo.i.i ,.,,. ...,ii a monopoly to Now York City hanks ,Whpn, ho amount of the salary and gl tantlc profit to holders G1-1 of an officer or cmployo is paid for New York bank stocks may not ho:? """Hod time to his Widow' or Ihe beat way to solvo the money nnd speculation prnhlems. (luesses from Mr. Hoovor's head- quarters In Florida suggest Thos. ! II. Campbell, most successful j U'llAn, r.,n. In Ihn it. n.l it t ..aa mrtPy of aKrUM.lturo. ' What faun Itu needswls modern Industrial methods. .Mr. Hoover as an engineer knows it. Washington suggests Nathan T,. Miller, able lawyer, formerly gov ernor of New York, lor attorney general. . The only certain .Ihlni is Hint Mr. Hoover will men Helot-ted fo put In his rahinot for things that they can DO. I To accept office Mr. .Miller would 1 have to exchange a professional In-! I comn of more than a quarter of a . million a. year for th comically j small pay of a cabinet officer. - : All business becomes big bud" i i . - business in mnrlcn JU.SIUt'SH in AmOriCn. In 1927, this country crushed 93. i ..... -. - -. '.' ", vum-reie worn una otnei, lines, enough -rock to male- a cob jumn 10 feet equaro and OajnpeR i Kleli A T- - and wind, constantly making the earth mora nearly round When the earth Is -perfectly round, as It must be soma day, men will have to dig oanals or other containers, to hold tho oceans, us the- .Martian ara said to tfave done on their older planet. , - 4 ' Tho British king Is better, strort onough. -to feed himself , and to' sinoKe cigarettes, lie continues receive artificial sunlight treatments.'- That identical treatment was given to tho king's horses a!', last winter and the horse 'won the ; first 'classical race credited ho" the king in ninny years. . ', -, 1 O -t -" o Ye Poet's Corner SPRING Ery year. brln-3 the same old spring, " - ' Putting ambition In everythiQj. Casting their -troubles aiOl Ills away. . . . Children play with now.found zest; Tho worman,; inspired, dneH his ;' - very best.',.. y -:. Lovors renew their pledge and, vow as ihey whisper under -the . green-', ling hougli, c. - v , And even the Milmals seem to feel The beauty of sprliiK and Its ld: appeal. O . - O ' Tho housewife her needles must lay aside r Ifo work in her garden, meanwhile With her neighbor, that onions' will , grow here, "And this row will bo for the let tuce, dear. ' . O, from The office man look chair within, ! And to thinks to himself what an ' ! Tiwflll alii ! :To stay lntloors with the siin out- - side, . I.urjng him out for an auto ride, Or. a Jaunt in the country with gun or .pole, "An office can bo such a tlrcEome ... , hole." . . ! . . . : o iThc-- school m- and girl sit. In baneful globiri. nomoanlng jho burden of :sncttV a doom" '" '. ' ':' I .' - Ixau-nu n,.A uIIi.Vi.a.I aa.1 . (,.u nni,iiiini uim luuiijfiun ! run wild ' Outdoors, but the teachor alls pa .'tlent and mild. . v. . -She, too, may have yearnings an much as they; .. . Eut "she hides them . in her ' own wine way. - - O . : And every spring it will bo the same, Vour homo town is sure to seem too tame. " ! . When you feel tho lure of ' the I Bprlng'tlnio sun. - - ! toil ask me who feels It? "WhjV O ovoryono. M. B; ;T.f 1 Y6ur Income Tax No. 13 Ilonuses to onployos may . bo de ducted by employers from . gross inconio when such .payents ari made In good faith as additjuunl compeuatlon for services actually rendered, -provided. Hint when"-added to Ihe stipulated salary . thei to tal does not. exceed "t. VMnHonnh-e .Compensation for services, rrn- r. dered heirs in recc.Tultlon of services rta'.dercd. by fho deceased Buch payment may ho deducted. Sala ries paid nn emnloyo absent In military, naval nOolher service of tho government, but who Intends to return', tiro not allowable We- duel Ions. . ' .- '' f"raligo Drug Sales POItTLA.ND. Ore., Feb. IS. M") Dr. Davis Orlsso. physician imr) Surgeon here, was held In city jail here today under Sl'000 bond, charged with sale of narcotics. Tho arrest was mnde yesterday when, fedeml otflcerjA soy. Dr. idrlsso sold n governnWnt operu Itlve n quantity 'of bnhlt-forming Younger and Shirley Secured Job, in Gold Country During Stampede; ; ; o 'Both Had Interesting Experience ,,L. X. Vounger. was 1" j'oars old in loo&whcn ho left his .home in . ( Seattle fotv tbq gold fields of fAltiskd.' : St vontcen. years old and his eye wide open! Ho had heard "n,d ."h .hT. J" ,' - no " much thot 0 wanted ,0 b I mlnor " it was thafhc wanted 1 " h . 1 sco the sights. -Tho t40 miles from Skagway lo Davison was a tirosomo Jaunt for a kid just out of kneo pants, but he', kept a llglit ' heart vhen' he .looked around upon his compan loas mt'n all much older than he! Ami, aw the eighteenth day when : they arrived In Dawson, ho celc- 6 ruled with tho best of them. Iater he took a Job with the Northern Commercial '.company, which ran a fleet of river boats haullnt; frclfhu from Kt. lllchael to- Dawson City. . While on the boat he eame into contact con stantly with- .interesting . miners, some of whom told tales of great nit-ikes and others of hard luck and bitter disappolUmpntp. , q , v In that your -there was. what Mr. Younger calls "tho-great stampede lo Fairbanks," where numerous big strikes were reported. Ho was at Valdoz in tho spring of 11)0 8 when 1800 started from tOat city on the same cay, a hiko of over 400 miles. O . , The Valriez l'lro Ho was working on tho steamcV bomothnes wo nset us innny as fin Oil City., anchored nt Chenn, 12 j hpraePm 'string, and hove. a. hard miles bnlow VitJdOA, when tho latler I time tot pass, as the trail Is nar town was swept by a tremendou-0,w t,,rt sn0,v la flve feet deep -flro Just two days nfler "the San I ch side. ' i Finnclsco disaster. . - ' - "Thorr are thousands ot men or" - Eight square blocks nt log hnlld-'. rlvlnit every week, and a good por ings were burned In tho center of Hon of them are hunting work, the city, and a moat arid cold nruj none to get. But most of them: storage boat docked In tho river w"' "re not afraid ot ie cold and conSit sVmo of tho sparks and' bard work can make ninuey chop bnrst into flames, destrovlhc sun- P'ug wood for $3 a cord. It. Is plies which would havo koJ, the whole , town for a considerable length of time. So 'Jitense was the heat from the lo? buildings that- tho corru- gated Iron In soiO-of the construe- lions woro -melted, according to -Mr. Younger. ' - For a couple of weeks tho peilo ' . . . , . i , , ! V a? " dent, bacon thoy :oo thoy had left. w The first tripftlr. Younger made on the hont into Fairbanks he will always remember, so colorful was tho scene wdiieh greeted his eyes ns tho boat pulled into the dock. Excitement was gampaut over re cent rich strikes, and miners stag gered through tho' streets, drunk with the joy of becoming suddenly rich. .The noise from tho gambling 1 halls nnd dance halls echoed and reechoed through the streets of the 'town' i.TwUh an oxTnubei'dyico " tliut made the heads of. sea1 weary roll ers swim, with confusion. ! Tho boat. upon which Mr. Young e'r landed In Fairbanks carried 3Ii0 tons of whiskey! . Liquor . formed tho' bulk of the cargo from Dawson up to' the new field of mining ac tivity, arid as a consequence the landing of a boat was the object of additional hilarity on' tho part of the miners. '. "' Sliiilcy Knew Celcbrlilos ' P. O. Shirley, local man, who left his home In Uto Elk, Ore., foV the Klondike gold rush in 18flK. was I'well acquainted with many of the well known characters of fhe fam ous mining dtriet. Among these wcro "Swift WTitor nill,,,0vho; made a tremendous fortune around Iw son, nnd "Soapy Smith," a rauical and general nuisance, who caused considerable trouble nmong the moro peace loving miners and their famis; . ' Mr. Shirley was a member of the vigilance committee formed at that tlmo to suppreM the activities of "Soapy" and his gantr. As the meeting of this grouivas taking place. "Soapy", himself intruded his presence on the meeting ami was' threatening them when a young surveyor, committeeman, shot him I down. I The Yanulna Post, a paper pub- lisbed In lSO.t. Toledo. Oiy, car- ried a column called "Our Alaska ! T.etter." nnd it printed newn sont Took Soda 20 Years For Gas Stops Nowjs "For 30 years I took soda for In digestion and stomach g.is. One bottle . of Adlerlka brought me complete relief." John It. Hardy. Adlerlka relieves gns nnd sour stomach at once. Actim; on ItOTH unner nnil lower bowel, it removes old waste matter you never llmught C wa in your pysiem. i.ei Aaterikaj give- your stomach and bowels a liKAIj cleaning and see bow good you feel! Overcomes constipation. Heath's Drug Store. . i back from tho gold fields by Mr. Hniney ana oiners who naa lait , ihnr unction of the country for i Alaska. A copy of this paper, with f a letter from Mr. Shirley?" dated ' 1 Skagway, February 15, 1W8.. fol-... -lows In part and gives a first hand account of some of the happenings of those-, early days: ' 1 '.v Well I left my home In I-lttle Elk February 2, for Portland, and , took passage on the Elder, which 1 sailed on tho fdh. ,o were eight days from Portland' to'"Kkugway ' 1 n long and dangerous trip. "I found ykai?wny full of men hunting for work, and, going In all directions, like bees In a hive. "Tho weather Is very cold -Everyone has to work bundled up, or freeze. Thero Is a groat deal of (Qkness here Hp'AU meningitis. They tnke sick In mo night nnd dlo before dawn. Tho majority of. those who die arc those who pulleQ tlO-r own sleds; they get toowarm. lie down In the snow and take cold. - - 'J, with several others, work hauling grain ind provi-stons to. Lake Hennet. We make a trip of J6 ' miles per day, returning to" ' Hkagway In the evening. I - am working for J4;n.day.;--' " "-; 'Thcr different' klnds--of beasts ; of burden one meets on il trail Is amusing lhb:,:;es, mules, - burros, goats, oxen, all kinds of dogs and - some men pulling thnir own slods. flrucc wood. "My advice ij men starting from Lincoln eount"ls not to start wilh . 'ess than $300, if they Intend to n"he a through trip to Dawson, H"' lc " man is healthy and not 'oxi Pablo he can muko monoy." Approximately 3500 acres ot land in various parts oi stato open ui homestead entries with power site in various parts of state open to roservations.- -II. S. Land Office, Rosebiu-g. Here Is Secret Qf Skin Beauty A wonderful dJa'cotyry Is the new French process which gives MKL-LO-C'.LO FfQe Powder its unpar- r alb-led smoothness! and makes' it stay on longer: The purest wiwdor made its color Is tested. Never glvee a pasty or fiakyQlook! - Will not Irritate or clog U)P pores! '' Its yoiltliful hloom stays on longor. Kemcinber . the name MKLLO (ILO. Heath's Drug Store. Fred Gottfried Arro, Turnhovl trOTTFiaED St TUENBOW Expert plumbing. if?atlng an sheet metal repar (hop. We Bpeclalizs on service 'nt 9ea, onable prices. No job too small. 810 N. Graue 8t Phone SfA KINSER, THE GRAFTER I make a specialty of all kinds of first class fruit tree grafting. Your Black Walnuts should be grafted over to Franquettes. Will OH and advise with you free ofharge. References: Paul SCterer, phone 1235; R. ii Henry, phone 19-F-4; C, A. Hlles, phone 869-L. J A. KINSER Box 571 Medford, Ore. M Women's Hose m $1.00 Pair .S - S q-. ' . . . ... BUK lrom WP t0 t06 With pointed heeL " ' ' " By BUD FISHER IHIIIII1IIHII11I11IIII1111I''. f'iT'arJlirriTirAAivbiir'jiir. 4' J