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Br Hill In sdianM.
ball,, nb Bundii, rv..t....
lulij, ntb Sunday, buntb
MUj, vltbout Sundi;, I tat
Hail, flibout Sunday, aoctb. . . .
Kaaiir UaU Itltmu. ana (tar...
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fii
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11.00
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TLf StkMar''stk'' i s
eSJ; itonifcInTMtt"''J!!. .."S
liauy, viUKmt sundar, ona.iav T.00
ihu. wlib fundaj, jja r ''''
' All tartu, rAib Is utanea.
airjiDKS w thk Aonut iiftt'b''mi ;
bVnMit dill Uad Wlia 6Mi
na Auodairt Km u aitJuiMf ajiitlM to
tna una for puiaicaiiiin at all m diipaitbta
atdliad to- If erftbiir ntadiiad In Uda nabar,
and alao to lha Iwal tra wibluhd bfftaio.
a ..aa. ...... aaaaa
u ivnia tor pmrarauob i-i .
la-talA ara alao reafenad.
omclal paprr of tba Cllr at tladfard.
omclal paper. ef Jartaob Cmnlf. ,
Svaro dally anraiaYlrnilaun far ill auotba
aiullnf Oct. 1, ISIS. 4431. .
i sdrtrtltlnf BaprraanutlMa
'Kb MOaeNSRg 4 I'OHPANT
AnVta In New Vttl, ClUeaio, Detroit,
ApamrUeo, Loa AnctlM.' Baattla, 1'ortland.
Ye Smudge Pot
, By Arthur Perry .
'flolf- panls nro' again, appearing.
Phe Loni'iakelh not pleasure In
o,lcgs of a man." (Ssalms 107:
"The
tho
; Tn0 nc,w car 'wa'1 completely
demolished yrerdny,-hy daughter
who Is only if years bid and can
drive as recklessl.Oas anybody, '
The esteemed -'Associated press
reported the speech of Kenator
Reed of .Missouri- Rnturday upon
(rohtbltlon iQid Us resultant hy
pocrisy, hut failed to; repeat JJie
hortie brew recipe that' the naior
rcaa to nis colleagues. aIiiih now
not matter n-ujeh. a
ably an old oneo IT was also noted
that inot ii senator" left tho cham
ber during tho addresBOto get a
drink.-,i ... ...... .': . . - : . .
The" Portland bail toam,. follow-Inijr-tho
practico of :mauy yenrs, Is
Winning games- dally on th sport
ing pago of the'Oregonlni?
A James '.Crleve, of Prospect has
ccqulvd a monkey, and thejjpes
nut sales .have"' tnereafledajs? jiFr
cent. .'. 7 '' ! ' ' :
; :'. :
' Tho sap has starUd .ln the'-trees,
and cdttlng down thetroar end of
a 4d 'or the Installation or it hod.
:-. - J . ,. .
' Tho''road- .'ihntAvininfliB VC.reek
Boeks.'lw-.badiy' tieodedi iwd. .would
bo a great. .help, hilt', 'feni' is ex
pressed .trHit tiiaireyJIs.u llv'ck of
votes Ih t.tt'..Vl-ylty. : 4'i ' i' .
KJectrlclly , ..Is.' 'ffomethlng- that
0siA:ls the Lord Bnowti w-hero and
ends In the same jilace." It Is. 1-361
of a second faster onta feet thnn
Its nearest cornnetltoV, bnckynrd
lak .gossip, and wheh turned loot- in
I l..,B,nn ti'lll aa (tin irnltuH
States five hours before It starts.
Nobody kiuws exactly what it Is
because 11 nas nevciQ stood still
long enough. '
t Klectrlcit7' Is sometimes known
as science gone, craxy with tho
heat, and If you can undersOnd
Olts rnaneuvors you can do anything
with It except opon a can of pea
nut butter at Sn picnic.
Klectrlclty "-as locked up In
Ignorance - for centuries wtil lien
Franklin PL It out wit" a pass
key, and since then It has heon
pulling off moro now stunts than a
pet 'monkey. , O
With It you can start a conver
sation or stop one permanently,
cook dliiQer,, curl yourthi.tr, press
your trousers, blow up- a? baliliO
ship, run an automobile or signal
.Mars, mid many moro things are.
neinsj invented.
. . (Unearthed by a, Copcolto.)
lOI'lllIL APPKAIi '
Tho parson remiPked to. the dea
cons one night:
"Exhaustive und painful re
search Has1 mBdn clear to mo, as I hnpo
you may see,
Why people oro absent from
church.
The shows at the theaters lure
them,.,' 1 .
, They find onr proceedings too
slow; ' .. , . ,
And the way to cnnipolo Is Q glvo
A freA Kont
To a sanctified vaud evilly
tQx." '
Tho parson went out with tho dea-
cons
And bought a big radio set.
Tho irtioln being fired .they got
busy and hired
" A wmnphono Juczhn nunrtot.
The show they put on was n dairy.
v, The 'comedy gay hut not raw.
And the parson got by with a ser
mon on "Why
I Scrap With My Mother-In-
fi; law:"
So now ovary Rundny the temple
Is filled with n holiday crowd;
The people guffaw at the "Mother-In-law"
And clap when the music Is
loud.
And the parson 'remarks to the
' deacons:
"My theory, brothers, was right,
For tho' stronne.ot and best ovan
, Helical test
Is packing 'em In every night!"
(Kpoknno Spokesman Itevlew.)
POrtTLA.ND, Feb. 18. JPl
f'nmllle Christie, who with her
husband, operates a hotel In Klam
ath Falls, appeared In federal
aourt here today for sentencing
on s liquor-sale charge) and drew
a Jail sentence of 80 days and a
1500 fine. , '
Mrs. Chrlstio failed to appear
last week when nor. husbnnd and
othr defendant -wro sentenced,
llcrj' attorney put us the plea, that
there Vn "nobftdy horns to run
th v.bgilrs, . if. h .i ont la
Editorial Correspondence
' , LAS" A'EGAS, Ncv., Feb.
10.-
I So THIS 19 Las vw;as:
, After hearing about the marveli
I , ,., i .
,ui im itu wr own wn irom
ihoDned on tho Salt Lake ECxnr
..... aw-Ai.-7... ..... .'.-,..!
'IIL .-IIIKCICI. llini 1I1KIIL HI JJtUF.
.and hero we urn.
. ino train was crowded; h,W' , . j
lnnA,. nlaln.il oa u-aha IiiaI... ,a .... ! 'J'hBt nnrVl.inu nll'flo ntl litnn' Aff
an upper., in our car wcrs a dozeni"10 lI'7,or our eary morning tl -
mcmoers or the u Angeles BtocK
I Kxchange on a week-end tour to
: 7. . - . : .
I Vegas, a well known L,. A. mining
BHlner, ft mivlo platnro-ouerator
!from Hathn with his maclilue over
his shoulder, two bareheaded col -
i lege boys from the eaxt with luud
tr.A..biA0 nn,i r.. n.i a......
...i , ,. .,
siveiy ttrfspeu lauieH jrom i.as ve-
aB who ' occupied the ilrnwlna-
y,D0 OMupiea tB. ramt;
room. , .
i 4 v
We had scarcely left the cnvlr -
slvely dressed ladles from I.bh Ve
onH of A. wlif n' Seven Of t lt
, iHlock icxcliange crowd. In shirt
sleeves had started a dollar limit
nnker. fi-nmn In th nthAf. ilrnwlno
room, and tho moving picture op- j
orator- was giving tha history, of!
his eventful life beloro a crowded
Itmoklng room, Ilia two college boy a
standi!!-? up failing itgalnst the
windows, open eyed and silent
niAlll hail lni.iir,hn.il Inn ll.nnn.u.
.IIIUHiuEu UIIUIIHIIVIIk kIH UIDIllllinL-.
i The movie operator was dressed
for "shootln'," a coiled, soft hat
j pulicQdowii ovor itilnllng eyes,
ilenhger Jat"nt, a pair of dust-nol-
oreu riding breechesj n banOltnt"!
showing through- a tear, as lie
crdsset' his legs oncsscd' In iacpd
iainei woots, auu Btnoneu ttr irieo
i 10 smoke a long thin, stoglo. Kor-
Innately bhud a cigar lighter that
J worked. . Ilfdjtalked so, much and
jso Incessantly lhltt he''liad "Utile
lime to puff, so then lie Was
forced to change hi., vorbal roels,
ns li were, out camtithn cigar
HihWr iffld he enJoyetUi few whiffs
before starting on oimllier talc.
"4 '
Wo don't sen how this "Mr.
I'athe" missed the Hiking mara
thon now being conducted on the
Cinderella roof In I.os Angeles.
Only , three of the 22 entrants arc j over his' pajamas, ancOlmmedlatc
left, after talking without a sWip.'ly attacked a plats of prunes, one
for 4az hours! Eml Ostlln of Iis- of a row set out on the lunch ccin
AngenTs was the last to fall out. ter.V "All nhoard!" . Tift ii.t
He quit ns he nntexed his 474th i
hour. Ho Just nsfiMd his mouth
and said nothing, so tho Jiulgc?
liiAb him ffASIIt. hv llii nrniOinil
fled Dim off the floor. That woubiS
nnBr iinvu iiai'lieneii lu jvii. 1 nine, i
Wtthojt a stogie to light we wouldj
a.a.a1. l.l.ffO ......In... ,1... ...aaI.I
" ""4-"
Wo left tho "all-Talkie " mono
lriie about midfight, Just Vs Mr.
l'ate startef a description of steal
Jcg a goatri drtili from thoOia
ked rivn's (V Sad rij!0go with
the. aid. of at fast pair of legs and
his artsy automatic. The mining
lenieer tnjd' us tho next piornlug
til' ttiiBK einurance contest stop.
a -' aiicit jjiwo-llf riy. - -wlion J, ho
ttv'ttv- h7JV ;algCTilo 1'jEtlio
chara(lo alone, Jusl-, starting; his
snmrgl sloglf. a'rho poker .parly
hi, hu up about tie ittflle lime. Tho
ctlfjiplon shorB'' hf lyos' AMeles.
htwever,' Juif..hol,w us, slnrled l;i
for the uoclurilil pti-stop record at
2:38 a. nil, so y,4r correituleul
wrote off that fll.SO for an upper
ibeh as a totnrloss, and arose al
eMh as a
:To a. i. '
It was slill nltch dark Tho nor ! 1,8,1 tlllc1 b,lt not "WUeU. In two
. "'. 'AP i'" '"' .... . "".blocks wo pnssed nt least ton ho-
ter- was- sleeping- peacefully, -.sit-tlngup
In the smoking room, but
when we turned on tho light
ho
opened hlB e!es.
The norler aavi in. n iflack Took
KamnoKK
rrtn ...PV.t fn
"(Wouldn't ulcep," we explained
feeling toward us about ns wo fell
toward that human calliope In
Iwer 4. He bad moro nasal va
riations than tho Bait l.nke Tem
ple pipe organ, hut no stops.
Now a steady even snoOi, one
.A.. I.AA...AA . Al ... A 1 t
V,... . . Z ... Z.Z iniof
come acciiHlonlSl to the ticking ol
a dollar clock or the pound-pound
of the surf, or the clack of a flu;-
wheeled street cur. I.nt when what
one might calOIhe common, lnhalu
tory, suwlrrg note Is embroidered
with short stuccato hisses, ade
noidal flip flaps somotffng like a
shevt flappUig in a galr--nnd flown
right dnailr'mitles tunforliinnloly
without the death) there Is no
hope whatever. Any- persou nn-
ntvve er
stay siV-rli' for no t-ithnr reason, to
hear what combination
waves Is. coming nextQ
"Plt "rr"v"ow,;d ;,rwiy',"wnd
A dim, Rruy light siiddifnly np
peered lit Die window and wn could
sec1 the dark outlines of bare; Jag
ged mountains nn the for horizon,
nearer a sen of gravel and sand,
with necaslnnal clumps of hunch
grass find a tew tall, spreading
cnctusVree, the movie man called
them Joshua trees. As always Ihe
desert thrilled us. ' We opened the
.window. The wind wns Icy cold. ,
' 44 '
"flee, thai air Is fine!" n cheery i
voice sounded behind, and we i
turned lo greet a rumpled haired
MUTT AND JERR They Discuss a Serious
I J" "6 ClllNO rlC-50 OF .... . !f a"K'.T,.r. 'u,, T I ,T' SHOuUONM t CAttS ws . : (EDlSONi H4'S M0 ) "YOO BfeT KGS ANl . . , - - . ' .
cwsx HIT IM Thi. lOUNisri r i ft' ' - " " 7" I B& VKOVSi.c-iv. MATTCfaA J V' ' -S TrJAf FC eSPt-RV. Wz 'i IrJbtrjTot! AN lMUf.rjTlM& AtrJT'aft
AuTOM08iv.es -AND t DOM'T PaRkimG SCAte I tT & A f S Hrv ALWAYi . ' ' W A rOKTMUlt" . 4
"""" ? MdAW MAVB.'J . -DARNet Sg(?iov)S, TRAFFIC. a J IScTlvjCSti f '-f0 , vv ' ( - PARKING SPACt: q , Vft '
rt y : r ' : !T7 twobum,y man to . (eotsoM. J .--, -T- ., flCV.-.; for aoto ought 0 3 ' - ,;.
(. rrnv ' - n -f ' iftlJSSL I MtfiT cwfifty I j -T . .:.'. ',-' ' - ; T6.Be. "Ducte Soup j 2
MEDFORD WAIL
-! young ma a. la a sports-cloth bath
irobe. We recognized one or the
'"u"r Augeies -atocK
phfinira tnnn ...a . In I, . .... ,
, ...
w-,limu uuviscu us 10 Buy "Uenorn
NKl. . ' '
"In It irft
' ' " t.t.n..w.
run cu oougq,-, wur tdo spirited
! "nituuc uinner wora, inn
'ounB man ge is ichaivf. ho is
! ,.Knk..t.M. ..a . .
;ow boxing, r.'.gu and left linn '
i J"11 vlploun uppprcni. tttapplne In j ;
iu:a4 . tJlilewayn. always on' tbl
4 town.. ; Hang, bang, bung! illng''
! the entire dreading room. ..;.
I . .-'
riuuit in t'vnrvi ninfr " m
lt , . i,. ' t
"n"ei1 "rSfk,,'- Puncluatlng each
wltOa short lunge and n
hlnu- -Ton v-o,- i , ,.i i
i)io. len yenis In the regular!
1 army always up at six no mutter!
con-
wnen I go 10 w. fluyed riolter
! mis mnrnnyr. Hero I am-
I reveille, sauting - us. exerclsei'
(SWlsll. SWlHh went llff lonlhiiA haH
mom slippers on tho dressing room
floor). . .
: The curtain flapped back, a hlifck
' face fid n pair of while eyeballs
Ilakhetl, tho curtain flapped back
again.-' '1 - , '
"itu, ha!" contlniift 'the early
riser; "scared that coon Ha, ha
ajt 0:30 lh train stopiied hn.f
an hour for breakfast. "ham and,"
mir.fl, I'tiffee, hot cakes in the
"at- mue u. r. station, it you
0"t an appetite get up at 5:30
; " wcci i, n unci-, iiiuriiiiiK
The extra raro train from tho east
came In -there was ae'irenk in tho
steam pipe under dlSerftlhe pro
vision box was caked inca three
or four Inches thick. Ixing Icicles
were nnnging rrnnBlho lier tank.
The porlHr off In a corner byailmCflliousand tonslis after the tonsils
self and pafo had two orders of
ham anil eggs, two ordnrs ot ho'
cakes, iid; three cups of coffee. e
carried a pull of coffea-to tho car.
The scare must have helped his
nppetlte.Ono of the Into sleepers
hieezed In shivering-Ohenvv r.nnt
sleeper cuiht the rail of the 'a
(uiimaivanu Bt)n; on. hlu 0ar
ankres showing as tho wind flapped
his coat tails, two doughnuts
clutched in Ills free hand.
, r. .
- So tills., Jj I.as Vegas
. I
A one-1
iUtntnt In..? . nn,. ..a.I ...... a. .
!bulldln?s, up;-eme?y TnBtrractTw.-ir""
set down in the middle of tliO dee-
ert It may ho tho wild and wooly
tiw.n, .,.-.,.. ..1..A..IA.J .i
out southera California, hut thus
far It hasn't 'so Impressed us!
Thero was rio' brass band at the
station, no mlllln crowd ot boost-
..A. .aaia. a .
straggle, about he iuterni!tj,'u' '"""""l" ' attacks of cuilifo O
upmuunui any wnaii vMsmrn lvn
A.1... A..OA A .. AA -t I. A I .-T- I.. A "I
. AA....9(..-:
In the S'Oiurc. before, the depot a'f"unrt litfn'ched to 'lSOf the I'Miffl
lew docrepit palms, - dead grass
Iron-pipe fence, a long row of cmplv
autnmnliilos Covered with alkali
dust, mostly Nevada and California
lences, althoAh Is passing we no-
l IB Massing we no-
ticed nua Iroin Kansas and several
from I'tnli.
flved, (ho main street was fairly
tels Identified by their signs, not
Ihelr nppearanco -O tho Nevada
I House, National Hotel, Moulder Ho-
tel, hot ii n cold water, rOums ?-2
an1 "H.-i the Northern holel the
lh..room. 10(1 been
painted Did.,
In oho block we counted seven roril
estate offices, one-story nffalrs.
plastered with stencftMl cardB "I-
room house, xuooo; ISO foot lot on
Fremont street, iiiViiMi; ntlnitlder
Park, 60 fool lots, $!l8,; glimpses
I il I I. , UI
"'"n wltli big black hutH and
bigger cigars within.
Tko only excitement thus far,
"cliffarl" party, a red heiuletl little
girl anil a scared lookin? boy ap
parently nt high school age, on a
hoso truck n Blgii, "We've been
hitched". one claying cowbell, a
procession of dusty . ramshackle
I cars' 'behind pooplo bareheaded
gfng from stores to look on.
i "Well.. If tlmr ain't l.urv Rlnr-I
buck." "O markB a much rouged I
waltresfi in front of the ,"Stnr"j
cafe. "floodtlord!"
. A A. AA O . A... AAA AAA I
and hiil.y,-a wo have been here mil) I
nn hnur-.hnpe to know aomeihlng
about It liiiiur next. j
It. W. It.
POIi'ULAND, Ore.,
iOlma Vll)!ams, is, was rccover
I.lg today fro msevere head wounds
and bruises Inflicted lastnlgli
by her 70-yenr-pbl fnlher.O,v. i.
Willb.iiis,. .who, afier healing the
girl, killed himself nnd destroyed
their hotisn by fire. Williams had
been relenscd four months ago
from the Oregon rsate hosi-itnl forlyoiist
the Insane.
J
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TRIBUNE, AtEDf ORD,
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D,
i sifiwi irtura p-rtamin, to pmoiui
! tmtmr will h. inMiral tav Dr. RtmAw
r,i, M M .-a '-n. Tii."
' , . . vr . j . " -J.
an t tasmatlau. Addraaa Or. Wililaaa
: ' :
.
; . , , - , , .U'TOPHIF.S
; ;
I ' ll'fkrc I ml il' 111 II fl 1 U'hn nrfllPMM
;io bo philanthropic ought to inKert
In his will. If necessary.--a specific
ciiiuho aKtne in,tt an. autopsy ui
inof'''')ftHo phy-
picinn lefrnn it
doshoiH.f: JV h (t t
tho iloi'torff.miiy,
)ai;n from .Kuch
in v o fit i k a 1 1 o ft t
cannot . do :'ti.n
iLcooiltint :any
fit.,
low
Jlero It will ocfur to tho shal-
that doctors generally bury;
I their mistakes US OUietly OS tlOssl.
i n"- iWinere is any trutn in mat.
; tho genera! custom of providing In
the will for lha autopsy would dis
courago the practice. Indeed, I
believe it would Hiring to light a
good deal of crime that .now -Is
hidden by tho solemn -and some-
Oifcath certificate.' Kyeh up alert
and competent physician -must
have pretty tangible evidence "be
fore ho. will v'entui-o to- -raise .a
uur-Ktlon where there.'is any doubt
in hist mind about - the alleged
cause 'of death. ' If there were a
routine, disinterested examination
by n propt.Qy constituted auihoVlty
In every instance, this nnttiral re
luctance (Of, 'the 'physician to raise
a jiucHtiou. would not matter.
Dr. Albert 8 Welsh examined a
had been removed from potinnts in
a city dispensary. He hiade .such
dissection as was necessary to de
terinlnij the condition of each ton
sil, fust as a pathologist might
conduit an ordinary autopsy (ne
cropsy Is the modern term for the
poginorten dissection).
Among the thousand Qfonsils'
there were-- three that showed
tuberculous hOions, one had can
cer, anOone a nou-hiu)ignant kind
of tumor. Of the thousand tonsils
examined, 430- revealed no evi
dence of disease. Two hundred
, (eighty of the tonsils 'showed only
cheesy masses In tho crypts. Good
,,., ... ,a.;ii ...
"h'0". the masse In
cO'Pt or wpenings- now
, then.
Only 70 of the tonsgs ex-
ojyineci w
uiccrntea or contain-
,,u,f. ce- ioci 01. mic0
lt!on' hundil twenty of the
; 'nf"s'lndJ 'J"1""3 ,fihmv(,t ; "cnr.
evidence-' of previous Infection,
such as tho fnmll ar acute folllcuv
I or Inflammation around the tonl
sll, Wmall bits ot: inuscle-Awecbil
tonsils 'esjimlned; n trllle, hut
that shoflfs tho ' slll'geons lire,'.
ipilln ho efficient and skillful dn
practice as they arc In preaching.
"' J Pr cent ni ino tnou.
l"lml tonsils examined were, 'not
rIot01O affected, nltho 23- por
rtit of tho thousand tonsils had!
been, affected by some pnsO In J
risnimatlon (ns lnrtio:ued by the i
sCiOs).
Another observnlion In this tfti-
11 .Vitopsy that ,r.-Ve.Oes mention
here 9s that wheri several .ali-s of
tntislls 'were removed on the same
.Py from different memhors of the
saiho family one pall- usually bore
evidence orPnfecllon and tho "oth
ers were normal enough. This
raises the question, Does it pay to
accept whoh'Hale .rates for tlntj-.-e.
moval of tonsilh and adenoids? it
raises nuother question. Is P wise
to submit to the rough and ready
operation you get' Th -tho average
clinic, .where no definite official
wastes '. much time considering
whether tho operation is' i-o;ijjv
necessary? You wunna have 'cui
uut, you say? All i right. Hop
aboard this truck ii is going rlgjrj.
Into the operating room.
The, mo0l I i, draw fron.O this
tonsil nuloiwy Is: Never lot a little
lln tloctor tag your tnnslla.
i stkins a.m. AXSWKlts
v l-""" KwCcdge-
f'nn "IU recommend a doctor
111, -I 1.H..H tl.A , A . A , A . , ,. ,, ,.,,k
...is? , 1;; ;.
lM. A. I.)
Answer. That Is Just a catch
phraso employed by n plausilil
qutiek.
Any competent phvHlrlnn j
applies nil ehetnlslry there Is
of visluiAin rffs treatment of pa
tients, n you nre bound lo hnve
It In fi special pnekage. 1 can only
nope unit your trouhlo will not
priigress beyond correction while
you are muuslng yourself with the
"blni'beinl! Qv" business.
I'llravinlet Hays
Tu
cjy of your Instructive talks
lirfe of a sperlal kind of win-
nw 'ftisw which will nilir.lt the 1
Traffic Problem
OREGON, MONDAY, FEBRUARY ' IB, 1929.
bralth and bjftana, "ot to aiaaaa, ioaiie! at
Iff . .lt..(UrM1 mnlM. I..L1
-,V:. i... r
.'..T."
r' - . fa mm at it . l
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I ', H
OX TONSILS .
;i i i-i ':
I nnllni'n r,t- til t M 1.1 rtl a 'a.a V e.m.
seawn. Will you not kindly ,lrlnH pared with the amount of rok- pub
the iiiimos:of theso articles or ofverlzed and brought down, from
the inariufnt!turers7(-f. VM.) ;helghlK by the action of frost, rain
Aretwor.r tteverni gloss, mnnn-.
facturers . no.w .mak a . window
glass viat . trrfnBmUs. ultra-violet
rays.. ; pond -ft Btamiied . envelope,
your.' question ; aavt, t
will
sentl jiy private letter' the addresses
good but then0' mo niunuiaciiireis ni Kinsn,nd
people do not ot the. cheaper muierlal for lcm
make wills ' for J poraryivlndows.. . ' ,
their own bene-. Soda. Habit - '. -
; It harmful to drink a glass of
water with n teaspoonful of bak-
ing soda every day? Also used as
a cleanser for teeth? is cocoa
nourishing or is It hard on the
heart? (Mrs. P. II.) '
Answer. The soda Is compara
tively harmless If taken for a lim
ited time. It is not advisable to
use so much alkali habitually. I
bellevo this applies also to its use !
on the teeth, tho I slioultOiio guid-1
cd by the advise of my dentist I
about tbnt, Cocoa Is tho least
stimulating 0f the thfco familiar
beverages, . coffe,o, tea and cocoa. '
It Is- rather moro .stimulating -i.O
the kidneys than It Is to the heart.
For .this,- reason,- among others,
cocoa Is not udvlsame for children
oxcept in very smnll proportion
to flavor milk when there Is a dis
like for the taste of pure milk. For
adults coccq la wholesomo enough.
; '1 . ! -Obscure Physician
Is Dr. , . of St.; thin
city, on your list of competent
reputable physician? (Miss It. W.)
Answer. No,- This docs not
mean ho Is nO, n tympetent, reput
able physician, only. tbnt I do not
recommend him. 9
,
Artie Small, -who's the chairman
the ticker tape committee, says
the welcome to bf accorded Boot
legger ike Lark,who never took
his clothes off all durln' th' flu
epidemic, Is to be the greatest in.
our town's history. .You. kip git
any married woman's sjir by 'tellln' ,
her about some eouplB that hain't I
pullln' together. - ;. O 4 . I
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Brisbane's Today
(Continued Pom Page One.)
nrnlifl Is based, of coursP on ex
cellent Intentions. "
, . i ' '.
nut be'0-eeii warnings and AC
T'ON there Is a wide margin. To
ten ouisiuo nnnKS tnnt tiiey must
nni lo.i.i ,.,,. ...,ii a
monopoly to Now York City hanks ,Whpn, ho amount of the salary
and gl tantlc profit to holders G1-1 of an officer or cmployo is paid for
New York bank stocks may not ho:? """Hod time to his Widow' or
Ihe beat way to solvo the money
nnd speculation prnhlems.
(luesses from Mr. Hoovor's head-
quarters In Florida suggest Thos. !
II. Campbell, most successful j
U'llAn, r.,n. In Ihn it. n.l it t ..aa
mrtPy of aKrUM.lturo. '
What faun Itu needswls modern
Industrial methods. .Mr. Hoover as
an engineer knows it.
Washington suggests Nathan T,.
Miller, able lawyer, formerly gov
ernor of New York, lor attorney
general. .
The only certain .Ihlni is Hint
Mr. Hoover will
men Helot-ted fo
put In his rahinot
for things that they
can DO.
I To accept office Mr. .Miller would 1
have to exchange a professional In-!
I comn of more than a quarter of a .
million a. year for th comically
j small pay of a cabinet officer. - :
All business becomes big bud"
i i . -
business in mnrlcn
JU.SIUt'SH in AmOriCn.
In 1927, this country crushed 93.
i
..... -. - -. '.'
", vum-reie worn una otnei,
lines, enough -rock to male- a cob
jumn 10 feet equaro and OajnpeR
i Kleli
A
T- -
and wind, constantly making the
earth mora nearly round
When the earth Is -perfectly
round, as It must be soma day, men
will have to dig oanals or other
containers, to hold tho oceans, us
the- .Martian ara said to tfave done
on their older planet. ,
- 4 '
Tho British king Is better, strort
onough. -to feed himself , and to'
sinoKe cigarettes, lie continues
receive artificial sunlight treatments.'-
That identical treatment
was given to tho king's horses a!',
last winter and the horse 'won the ;
first 'classical race credited ho" the
king in ninny years. . ', -,
1 O -t -" o
Ye Poet's Corner
SPRING
Ery year. brln-3 the same old
spring, " - '
Putting ambition In everythiQj.
Casting their -troubles aiOl Ills
away. . . .
Children play with now.found zest;
Tho worman,; inspired, dneH his
;' - very best.',.. y -:.
Lovors renew their pledge and, vow
as ihey whisper under -the . green-',
ling hougli, c. - v ,
And even the Milmals seem to feel
The beauty of sprliiK and Its ld:
appeal. O
. - O '
Tho housewife her needles must
lay aside r
Ifo work in her garden, meanwhile
With her neighbor, that onions' will
, grow here,
"And this row will bo for the let
tuce, dear. '
. O,
from
The
office man look
chair within,
! And to thinks to himself what an '
! Tiwflll alii !
:To stay lntloors with the siin out-
- side, .
I.urjng him out for an auto ride,
Or. a Jaunt in the country with gun
or .pole,
"An office can bo such a tlrcEome
... , hole." . .
! . . . : o
iThc-- school m- and girl sit. In
baneful globiri.
nomoanlng jho burden of :sncttV a
doom" '" '. ' ':' I .' -
Ixau-nu n,.A uIIi.Vi.a.I aa.1
. (,.u nni,iiiini uim luuiijfiun
! run wild '
Outdoors, but the teachor alls pa
.'tlent and mild. . v. . -She,
too, may have yearnings an
much as they; .. .
Eut "she hides them . in her ' own
wine way.
- - O . :
And every spring it will bo the
same,
Vour homo town is sure to seem
too tame. " ! .
When you feel tho lure of ' the I
Bprlng'tlnio sun. - - !
toil ask me who feels It? "WhjV
O ovoryono. M. B; ;T.f 1
Y6ur Income Tax
No. 13
Ilonuses to onployos may . bo de
ducted by employers from . gross
inconio when such .payents ari
made In good faith as additjuunl
compeuatlon for services actually
rendered, -provided. Hint when"-added
to Ihe stipulated salary . thei to
tal does not. exceed "t. VMnHonnh-e
.Compensation for services, rrn-
r.
dered
heirs in recc.Tultlon of services
rta'.dercd. by fho deceased Buch
payment may ho deducted. Sala
ries paid nn emnloyo absent In
military, naval nOolher service of
tho government, but who Intends
to return', tiro not allowable We-
duel Ions. . ' .- ''
f"raligo Drug Sales
POItTLA.ND. Ore., Feb. IS. M")
Dr. Davis Orlsso. physician imr)
Surgeon here, was held In city jail
here today under Sl'000 bond,
charged with sale of narcotics.
Tho arrest was mnde yesterday
when, fedeml otflcerjA soy. Dr.
idrlsso sold n governnWnt operu
Itlve n quantity 'of bnhlt-forming
Younger and Shirley Secured Job,
in Gold Country During Stampede; ; ;
o 'Both Had Interesting Experience
,,L. X. Vounger. was 1" j'oars old
in loo&whcn ho left his .home in
.
( Seattle fotv tbq gold fields of
fAltiskd.' : St vontcen. years old and
his eye wide open! Ho had heard
"n,d ."h .hT. J" ,' -
no " much thot 0 wanted ,0 b
I mlnor " it was thafhc wanted
1 " h . 1
sco the sights.
-Tho t40 miles from Skagway lo
Davison was a tirosomo Jaunt for
a kid just out of kneo pants, but
he', kept a llglit ' heart vhen' he
.looked around upon his compan
loas mt'n all much older than he!
Ami, aw the eighteenth day when
: they arrived In Dawson, ho celc-
6 ruled with tho best of them.
Iater he took a Job with the
Northern Commercial '.company,
which ran a fleet of river boats
haullnt; frclfhu from Kt. lllchael
to- Dawson City. . While on the
boat he eame into contact con
stantly with- .interesting . miners,
some of whom told tales of great
nit-ikes and others of hard luck and
bitter disappolUmpntp. , q , v
In that your -there was. what Mr.
Younger calls "tho-great stampede
lo Fairbanks," where numerous big
strikes were reported. Ho was at
Valdoz in tho spring of 11)0 8 when
1800 started from tOat city on the
same cay, a hiko of over 400 miles.
O . , The Valriez l'lro
Ho was working on tho steamcV bomothnes wo nset us innny as fin
Oil City., anchored nt Chenn, 12 j hpraePm 'string, and hove. a. hard
miles bnlow VitJdOA, when tho latler I time tot pass, as the trail Is nar
town was swept by a tremendou-0,w t,,rt sn0,v la flve feet deep -flro
Just two days nfler "the San I ch side. ' i
Finnclsco disaster. . - ' - "Thorr are thousands ot men or"
- Eight square blocks nt log hnlld-'. rlvlnit every week, and a good por
ings were burned In tho center of Hon of them are hunting work,
the city, and a moat arid cold nruj none to get. But most of them:
storage boat docked In tho river w"' "re not afraid ot ie cold and
conSit sVmo of tho sparks and' bard work can make ninuey chop
bnrst into flames, destrovlhc sun- P'ug wood for $3 a cord. It. Is
plies which would havo koJ, the
whole , town for a considerable
length of time.
So 'Jitense was the heat from
the lo? buildings that- tho corru-
gated Iron In soiO-of the construe-
lions woro -melted, according to
-Mr. Younger. ' -
For a couple of weeks tho peilo
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dent,
bacon thoy
:oo thoy had left. w
The first tripftlr. Younger made
on the hont into Fairbanks he will
always remember, so colorful was
tho scene wdiieh greeted his eyes
ns tho boat pulled into the dock.
Excitement was gampaut over re
cent rich strikes, and miners stag
gered through tho' streets, drunk
with the joy of becoming suddenly
rich. .The noise from tho gambling
1 halls nnd dance halls echoed and
reechoed through the streets of the
'town' i.TwUh an oxTnubei'dyico " tliut
made the heads of. sea1 weary roll
ers swim, with confusion.
! Tho boat. upon which Mr. Young
e'r landed In Fairbanks carried 3Ii0
tons of whiskey! . Liquor . formed
tho' bulk of the cargo from Dawson
up to' the new field of mining ac
tivity, arid as a consequence the
landing of a boat was the object of
additional hilarity on' tho part of
the miners. '. "'
Sliiilcy Knew Celcbrlilos
' P. O. Shirley, local man, who left
his home In Uto Elk, Ore., foV the
Klondike gold rush in 18flK. was
I'well acquainted with many of the
well known characters of fhe fam
ous mining dtriet. Among these
wcro "Swift WTitor nill,,,0vho; made
a tremendous fortune around Iw
son, nnd "Soapy Smith," a rauical
and general nuisance, who caused
considerable trouble nmong the
moro peace loving miners and their
famis; . '
Mr. Shirley was a member of the
vigilance committee formed at that
tlmo to suppreM the activities of
"Soapy" and his gantr. As the
meeting of this grouivas taking
place. "Soapy", himself intruded his
presence on the meeting ami was'
threatening them when a young
surveyor, committeeman, shot him I
down. I
The Yanulna Post, a paper pub-
lisbed In lSO.t. Toledo. Oiy, car-
ried a column called "Our Alaska !
T.etter." nnd it printed newn sont
Took Soda 20 Years
For Gas Stops Nowjs
"For 30 years I took soda for In
digestion and stomach g.is. One
bottle . of Adlerlka brought me
complete relief." John It. Hardy.
Adlerlka relieves gns nnd sour
stomach at once. Actim; on ItOTH
unner nnil lower bowel, it removes
old waste matter you never llmught C
wa in your pysiem. i.ei Aaterikaj
give- your stomach and bowels a
liKAIj cleaning and see bow good
you feel! Overcomes constipation.
Heath's Drug Store. . i
back from tho gold fields by Mr.
Hniney ana oiners who naa lait ,
ihnr unction of the country for i
Alaska. A copy of this paper, with f
a letter from Mr. Shirley?" dated ' 1
Skagway, February 15, 1W8.. fol-... -lows
In part and gives a first hand
account of some of the happenings
of those-, early days: ' 1 '.v
Well I left my home In I-lttle
Elk February 2, for Portland, and ,
took passage on the Elder, which 1
sailed on tho fdh. ,o were eight
days from Portland' to'"Kkugway ' 1
n long and dangerous trip.
"I found ykai?wny full of men
hunting for work, and, going In all
directions, like bees In a hive.
"Tho weather Is very cold -Everyone
has to work bundled up,
or freeze. Thero Is a groat deal
of (Qkness here Hp'AU meningitis.
They tnke sick In mo night nnd
dlo before dawn. Tho majority of.
those who die arc those who pulleQ
tlO-r own sleds; they get toowarm.
lie down In the snow and take
cold. - -
'J, with several others, work
hauling grain ind provi-stons to.
Lake Hennet. We make a trip of
J6 ' miles per day, returning to" '
Hkagway In the evening. I - am
working for J4;n.day.;--' " "-;
'Thcr different' klnds--of beasts ;
of burden one meets on il trail Is
amusing lhb:,:;es, mules, - burros,
goats, oxen, all kinds of dogs and -
some men pulling thnir own slods.
flrucc wood.
"My advice ij men starting from
Lincoln eount"ls not to start wilh
. 'ess than $300, if they Intend to
n"he a through trip to Dawson,
H"' lc " man is healthy and not
'oxi Pablo he can muko monoy."
Approximately 3500 acres ot land
in various parts oi stato open ui
homestead entries with power site
in various parts of state open to
roservations.-
-II. S. Land Office,
Rosebiu-g.
Here Is Secret
Qf Skin Beauty
A wonderful dJa'cotyry Is the new
French process which gives MKL-LO-C'.LO
FfQe Powder its unpar- r
alb-led smoothness! and makes' it
stay on longer: The purest wiwdor
made its color Is tested. Never
glvee a pasty or fiakyQlook! - Will
not Irritate or clog U)P pores! '' Its
yoiltliful hloom stays on longor.
Kemcinber . the name MKLLO
(ILO. Heath's Drug Store.
Fred Gottfried Arro, Turnhovl
trOTTFiaED St TUENBOW
Expert plumbing. if?atlng an
sheet metal repar (hop.
We Bpeclalizs on service 'nt 9ea,
onable prices. No job too small.
810 N. Graue 8t Phone SfA
KINSER, THE GRAFTER
I make a specialty of all kinds
of first class fruit tree grafting.
Your Black Walnuts should be
grafted over to Franquettes.
Will OH and advise with you
free ofharge.
References: Paul SCterer, phone
1235; R. ii Henry, phone 19-F-4;
C, A. Hlles, phone 869-L.
J A. KINSER
Box 571
Medford, Ore.
M Women's Hose
m $1.00 Pair
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pointed heeL " ' '
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