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(2) O MEDFOTiD . c ,4 ' 1 PAGE FOUK UEDFORl) MAIL f RIB UN B 907, luoday. wtiy PuDl'fted by tt wrnrunD musilno co. li tT ii N. nt ii. " HUBERT W. KIBI, BdJtof I. IMPTB,MIIH, Mvm Aa lndepentenl Smtf fcntere. M ttaai eU'i ier Me4trd. Ornoe. under Act (J Huet . !' ItlUtHIPTlON 8ATM Hr Mitt In AiHine. Utile, lii Hume, Tr ';; iMiir, iu suodAj? mi ; llallr, .lUVxrt Ihind, r Wily, aittwul iunjey, nxf eily MiU Tritoine, one ' " HunJu. tu rw 2 "" By Cfrkr. In Ailunf In llKMd, Ailitoivl. krwioiUle. Central lMnt, i'kxail, Telea, ImU Bui via on Hiftiy: DeJly, Ub KuiNliy, owntn I liboul MtUy. . luily. .Ubqut ftHMleJ, OM yetf T.OO Pely, .tin gunajj, on fee -"0 All tumt, ftihtoidftnrt HfMBFR OP Tilt ASSWIAIED PKIJM Meeel'lnf Pwll Uwd Wirt 8mlfe Tfat Auomird rreei U eidislTrlr entitled to Ihr M 14 publication of All IM dliwtert credited lo It or oiber.l erwilted In tt.U par. ond .1.0 to the locml oe.1 puMfcbd herein. ' All rlftiU (or pwbllcAlioo of tpetlAl dupttcaeo herein ire iloo mened. OffleUI piper of tin Cllf of Medforl Orrteutl paper of Jociooo County. Boom dally teeraye rlrealiuoo ror til Bomb eMlny Oct, 1, !, Adrertlriif KepreoentitUe M. C MUUENrXX A COMPANY Offlcw In Ne. Toll, (TJeiio. Detroit, lea rrtndMS, Loo AnyeU, Beillle. PartUnd. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry The man who had hli auto wrecked, when he failed 10 heat the .croFKliiff to the train. I now unlklnR down the middle of the hlphw.iyn at nlRht. If possible. r.tlnily waHhliiKH are plainly vUihle from a number of reniden llal (UreetF. ThU Im an honest and .sturdy American custom, but leave a very poor impression with tnurlsiK. A. S. V. Carpenter was rnuffht in the P. yesterday bewuilitiK the Kate, that sent htm to California this winter. C.OMI! WK'KE .NAKED! (A P. lhjau-ti PHU-ADKU'HIA. Jan. 31. The well d reused man ahould have at leoAt twenty suits In his wardrobe, a dozen hats, eight overcoats and twenty four pairs of shoeR, th fash ion board of the National Ah soctntlon of Merchant Tailors decreed today In Its report to the association' annual con vention. Many valley- folks enjoyed nn uplifting gloat, when Louisiana hanged a woman last Friday. Pretzels are avuiluble in the local market, by tho barrel or the handful. They go fine with milk or tea, and are gradually super nedlng tha doughnut, as the con sort of a cup of coffee. . One of our decided blondes has decided to remain that way. THK XATGIITV I'OMCK (Knnsus City Slur) Three of tho murderers of James II. (Happy) Smith, traffic patrolman killed Juno 14 last by tho bandits who held up the Horn Trust com puny, yesterday told Judge Allen O. Southern the police had not treated them kindly; ha4, In fact, treated them something like murderers and bandits. From tho showing they have made to date. It Is disheartening Ut res Hue that nil the members of the legislature can not be elected governor. "Mr. Wells sang two bass solus, and when he finished many eyes were wet with tears." -(Coos Hay Times.) A complimentary knock. Mica Wo mack fond gold quarts under the linoleum -In the Nash mUiIng belt Sunday. A FARMKIl HP EARS IP (Iintar. Mo.. IHMiHM'ratli 1 suppose you are our repre. of 4hu people of Jasper. Mo? wi'wuhl you to try and git our, taxes down. Wo air over laxtil so that it is a turtble load to rare. And put In a bill to stop this hunting. We have signs on our farms "no huntln" but thi-y come rite, on over, shoot lu and raisin hell oil over the farms. Tho county officers 1 sell licenses tn these d hunters to truspns on our farinew. Thens county officers don't care for the farmer. o they wash ther hands in tho money. It is no use for me to detail enny motir. If you will look 1 you can see. (From KCF.) Several cases of spring fevgr are j reported. In summer, autumn, i and winter the spring xver known as Inline. i 1 PLANT TO PORTLAND ronn.AND. ore, rci. 5. CecorKe Il..WlpUnir.' innnni;rr of Hie induatrirs d'purtnivnt of. thr ortlnd ChamlHr nf Oommprvr. nnnounrpd totijiy that the lire'rur Aircraft corpomilon hi inirrhnmHl . Ih Wntm airport ut lirawrinn. j npfir hPra, nrJ pliinp to niiive Its' pUnt from tlAn Kranrl.i'O at oner. ; Tho airport InvoMmont lx mM to he 7V.uo. Orrlr-ra for machinery and pernio-1 mpnt for lh factory hav.'0'.ewn placed. Wlntln aaid. and lincom-; rifted planet In tpt 8n 'rn rlaco plant lll Ui shipped, lierej for completion.- . Nelaon K. Jonea. enprat mn-r ngpr Of tho company, aald the firm J expecta lo produre tO nlantfi '"r tnar IliO'-rHW yrn aitifoiintlp - 5O0,00O In mles price, . ' Editorial Correspondence OLA It KMONT, Cal.. Kcb. 2. , (Thn weather forecast of probable ! ruin wa-t prem.-iture. but essential-J ! ly correct, for today H is raining 'great guns and ha been r.'iin.niT , for eight' Iioiiis. Ktith'T lElem; ; w:m rh-'h'. ni.oit: Jununry. nii'l now : . h ir lit is i'Vhriifiry will -v'n : wor.j' ruin ami unow most of the! time: mI'.'.U a w of fair wcaOirr; in all. : kuI. -Ami to think : thai in l. ifh Valley tin- Min N sliiiiin' all tluy Ion:, thn star- nr-' Kililriiirf in a i l-nr, i-IoiuIN-sm : every ninhi. .'m.l nu" iniRht wainfi r , alxtlit In tii.M xti aonlinary whmIi' j nf H.in.1 ntiil fjtlt. tnklrm in UKlltM i ihai t un ilunlit iul flw nn this teriCHlilil K hi ho. ThCin i-ertainly in the 1 f.t 1 winter re nin. California certainly la NOT. D.ath Valley. the i.M.li.ttl claim, i ci mi para lively 1 eenl u.'i.i one -f the last thim; d' hy the eh-menl. before the adv -ts I -It I n; j (of Man. hy the Darwinian r.r id Thmw-ni rnnii. nn von ipreft-r. ' , The tirand Canyon of the Colo- 1 rndd. on the other hand. U very 1 ! old. Hut to our iineiillKhi'-iied t ye the Crand Canvon looks like a 1 sprint; chicken, Viilley, whli h iifjo with Klnc eompared to Ieath we wraild rank in Tut's tomb. I A hou t i nit U n or t h rf St ve ! pljie Wells Is I'.hyollte, Nevada, one of the many abandoned cities in this vast region of death and d-o-lallon, Once upon a time this was a roarlnff k'old mine. like Jaekson- vllle In the early .''. Ihu the I Kold wave out, and one by one the I Inhabitants iepart-il. mint noihin waji h ft behind but the real estate f and the empty home.. What n ' plnee to shoot a movie, with the Fit all In, or to mcupy and own for your own. Im-iuk your own may or, city marthnl and doi catcher, if you desired. There is a brick bank building, full of rubbihh. and more or let (desecrated by the aeqiiUdilve iimr 1 i.st, but under a loose board one j of our parly found a failed mid I discolored Slock ( : tiflcate of the ' Hull 1-Yofj .Mine. What a story that I hank certificate mlnhi n il! Hr ' would seem to be a trreat oppor tunity for a book on the abandon ed minim; towns of Nevada, our mo.st abandoned slate, if it ha not been done already. And vc notice hy to-day's paper that Ne vada has adopted a motor speed limit of ,r.n miles an hour. Fast drivinu. speedy divorces, and le galized gambling:. Nevada may be abandoned, but it Is not backward. Once in ore Its newest boom low?) of Las Vegas lure.! Hut to return to Ithyolite. Here one finds perhaps the most Impres sive monument to an ear that hay passed in modern history the much discussed pre-Volstead era. In the gold boom days.' beer bot tles were more numerous than brick . .So one thrifty miner de cided to use them 10 build bis house. There it stands. In front of ja hare pile f rocks, surrounded by 1 1 sand and mesqulte, the beer ami T BOUGHT; NEW YOPvU. Feb.'!. (.TV-The N w York times said today that the original autograph manuscript of "The School for Scandal" by Hichard Hrlnsley Sheridan, had been bought at private sale here I by Cnbriel Wells Hlhllophile. The j manuscript, treasured by the Sher- Idan family for more than liiO years, was brought secretly to New York from the family estate at i Frampton Court. Dorchester, F.ng ihmd, by a confidential representa 'tive of A. T. Ihinsley Sheridan, a ! direct descendant of the piny wrlrfht. SENTENCED TO PEN ATLANTA, Ga., Feb. a. tP Clinton S. Carnes. former treas urer of tho Southern Haptlst Hoyie Mis don board, whose disnppear ance late last summer led lo the discovery of an alleged shorlage of neai ly a million dollars In hi- accounts and his subsequent ar rest In Canada, pleaded guilty In superior court here today to em hewlemem and was sentenced to f ro m five to tu ve n yea rs' I m -prisonment. MUTT AND JEFF PAPA SM THW IF ANY MAN MfVtRie TH6 tUCHC$S OF FlATBOSH IT tu BG OM ACcaoMT OF Hl SOCIAU POSlTIOM AN rJT HCR L00k.'. Q MAIL It n with n F-r- fcahlp, Jiim,'I-d roof, ruld ii-!jr-pide, a liU'i' roofed K'a wirnlov. porch, one or iwn rnt f liliielv .ioi;en .u:. Mi tl-.t i.hi .leri 1 1 u ii ti in ud WllM tiV 111 J-'iifK4 hollS'-K .S'llOllld IK't throw ytonf'x. And what l ilea th-ir hrovvn iMiiiJe-i cmld tell! The u!l mine if lthyul'c lian Item worl.ed out, hut ii.ts no .me iii-.-p.-eu thr for a mine of firiion? Her. a tin fur Kdi.,ii Mar hall. A. Allen. ..!. r. 11. Th and oih Med ford masters u( iho i.tkii.' Pn. railroad run.: inin J)i-aili V.tl rm far a Uyan, i".tli , ijie Tonn- j pah Tid. -water no don In l..-- ' e.iuse it dot-.sn't reaep, either 'I'olio I pah or tiile.vater. ui.e train runs j every other day (pl' iie pan Mr. Kon.-nlmum) and ari ii s nipi-lif.. to the Kui Jiin I 'reek lllll from l.ois Ant-'eji-s. l.timMlow 'ity -'N its fujiidii-s fi'nn ihr s-ame plan hy m-ior irm k a tup m over u inih-ji. t .sdiffnud to realize th..- when one .sits down to the delh-ious I meals m-i-vi-iI al lh..se two plaee. im-ludinir ih h milk ami golden r.sey cream. I mier tile em uin- stances, th. per person rates of tS are eheaji. a day up De it h Valley Vris once fa inrms fur it.-j ?'i-mule t am borax. The borax mines at Furnace Cr-ek, however, are not being woiki-d now. for a much richer depot-it has been found nea r a place ca lb-d Cramer. Hut the properties have not been abandoned, and will im doubt be worked later. The de mand for bora x setUH to be in - j (reusing. We were over in Pomona! this morning and saw them give several tons of navel orang. s their ! borax wash. rtie only rcrtiie .-pur 111 mam, Valley, according to the Furnace , Creek Inn cb rk. is the Mirnace ,., w-;-!l of the lower body cavity. Creek ranch, a splob-h of green on ! A, lh;lt (,m. u in , V(. worse troti the sand flat below the hotel. They I ,,, trvinr 10 fin. I n word for th- can raise hay and have horses, mules and cows. II vW ! l,u Inn gets some of its milk, but all of its ert-arn conies from I.om An-geb-s by tri-in. ihe I. S. department of agri culture now has the ranch in charge snd is experimenting on desert soils. No doubt in a few years 1'ncle Sain v. til discover a method of making Death Valley as a whole a fertile anil productive region. We hope not. Imagine Death Valley invaded by l.oM An geles real estate agents! Of course if they would all go to Death Val ley, that might make l.os Angeles almost "livcabhV We called on Floyd Voting, our, distinguished frost fighting expert ' at Pomona this morning. He says Dave Wood has written him to be in Metluird by March l.Mh. but lie doubts if be can leave the orange groves us early as that. More 1 a ho If t T"Tnd Younu- and or.im:e.4 in ' (to quote the -neralde Sat unlay I I, veiling Post I "an early issue. It. V. II. ' P. S. Wish we had an umbrella Not a lick of exerci it's .slip pouring. all day. and TO SEA OFF SPAiN j C01UWNA. Spain. Feb. 5. f IMspntt hes from Cnrcubion slate - that a terrific storm washed sev- ! eral ships out to sea with a number t ;of sailors on hoard. Tho steamer! U-lar and several motor launches I went to I heir rescue and were able ' 1 to two four lighters with II men! ' to safety. J Four boats with about "d mov. I are still missing. j j MOJI, Japan, Feb. 5. W The j j French steamer (,ien"ral Motrin- ' per, carrying mnil and 10 passen 1 1 get s from Shanghai, went ashore 1 ! HI miles from hero today. Sal- j age tugs were sent to assist it. j ! Of the Hi passengers three were j ,'riist class and even second class. Tho General Metzingci' Is listed I In nautical records as plying be tween Marseilles, France, nnd the 'ar Kust. Its registry is- c.iven a UW: ions. WASHlNliToN. Feb. f.. (IV Joseph It. Defreese, i hairman of t he board of directors of the chamber of commerce of the I'nit ed States and prominent lawyer and business man of Chicago, died here today after an operation for appendicitis. Portland Plans proposed for ex converting structure recently va cated by I'nited States veterans' bureau into general hospital of 1JT beds. This Has Worried Mister Mo fr Years and f" YOUR IMAM SA.I AM GABryt, Ciuii r. 1 -rOOt. POP C0MS TO MARRY III rMrTMIie II 1 - I II r HV! fc.ll . 1 k W I -- --I .-gLC.' I Ml I " 1 I ' I I I . J I SOFT PICKING o I - . BJ -VT . p B r llt1CVo jr,.. .-r- f - ' TRIBUNE. MEDFORD, Personal iealth Service B7 WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. ' c Hwnr4 lettert pertaining to prwnl health ! bTgifne. Dot to dleM dltfTiOn m trctn.eiC will b .wrl lT I- Urn-ly It a tamjJ, t.f-addrr--! eLuiop U encltwed, . ,a,i hnf wntlen In ink. iiLr to the Urge nurolT of letter r r ,',:" . ctiml, onlr a few can l ai.wered her. No rj.ly can le nrnle to qrl not ootifuria 1 hone . r tw Inptrurtiona. itWreaa Of. Wltliata Brady, in care of tbia pewapaper. t tN IHH. I. ., l f ll.pw 1. in I te.nh myi.'li. usU ti I matrnii, to hold my amn-mm in.' ' I know she. do. sn't mean what .sin- ai . hill I e.ili't teaeh !i. r out , of that qu:tnd..iy. I fan only nd pgw vt-(e her iihmu j thi- (plev.llon ilie 1 really ask. What the lady really meant to ask was how she can hold her bel ly in. but unfor tunately bell . like l. g, N an in delicate wrl anil one wishes to speak of the it is necessary to stibstltuie other word. This isn't so mini easy as lit I he case of leu; you (-an Mib-flMiie limb for leu and almost everyone will k now you refer to the lower Hmh. just by the tremor of your off eyebrow whn you say It. P. ut if you try to pass off "stom ach" for belly, you run into a lot of uncertainty and confusion. Stom ach is no more a synonym for belly 'ban liver, .spleen or duodenum i. So the nn!y approved alternaiKe is to yay a lido men: that covers verythiliL'. of course. The nbdo- : men is not n region 1 cavity, and it or a place; contain al! 1 organs w e , h),. 1):(V dreadful dig tiv nii 111 iom d a ud moi c. j,- v(l ,,., ,-i.iaph may b'- p:n d'Uicil the as we foigive iht lexi s who f :ib d to provide .1 MlbSli.Ule f,. III.- Word, the belly is the anterior abdominal wall. The front wall of the upper body o ' ehet cavt! word for it ' uiomi-ii:. ( ,b..-t r:ivi!v. 11 fact lucre IS IIO Put -thai is of small n!y drt tors have nee. I word. It i.-; diffcient lv--rybo.,y has neert , for such a . dot. 11 h'-Io..- ; for a wort I for the front wall o: the abdonn 11. We have recent ly ; shaken off the miaint affectation 1 of sayitm "limb" when we meant ' leu. Can we not affoi.l now to re ' move the prudish taboo on the : word belly? I My advice to the lady is not to 1 try to hold in the b.-tly. Holding In the belly is nearly as bootless iii practicing di-ep brea'hing excr- i I cises or doing eye exereice with the j I hope of "strengthening' 'eyesight. : i AH three of these silly efforts are! . Ju-t plausible htea. born in the brains of merchants who have to find new selling schemes every lit tle while in order to k. ep the stn k ' ers biting. j A normal, healthy, well develop-. ed woman hasn't a flat or retrnrt- i ed belly at all. She has a roundel I belly. The intelligent woman should not permit ihe corset peo ple or l lie fashion cartoonists to .deceive her about th it. j Not only should the belly of man, I woman or child not be held in by j const tons effort, it should not be" thought of at all. Let the belly! go. Never mind it. Just see to it that you get enough general e-xW erclse every day. and, your bgliA,); will be all right. T owing to long neglect. ropres- slon and erratic teaching, the civ--tlizod belly has well nigh lost its 1 cunning. Very few of us use it j properly in breathing. Thanks to f the evil done by corsets and lac ing, women In civilized life do very little belly breathing and too much chest brea tiling; men. too, many from wrong instruction, try to breathe with their chests, whercis they should do it almost entirely with their bellies. The man who breathes with his belly Is a better man, in athletic or other respects, and the woman who breathes with her belly a more perfect woman in all respects. whn , hellv cjrKNTlON'S AND ANSWLHS in summer, and it doesn't ruin There U N Horn.. business. I lust want to tell you that you ; ought to charge at least a dollar' The ancient Jewish Buying was for everv copy of the Third Brady "TllB l,loou tllc -i(e " The mod svmphony. instead of giving it' scieniific saying is "Oxygen is awav. 1 have been playing the . life " svmpbonv on my old . metabolism ! MarRaret Brown . years old wa. . ... ilrti,i ui..ht Ls i.m.i tiiv uuable to breathe because o! lung 1 wife ami daughters assure me I lam coming back with you. 1 bom 1 to meet you some fine morning out around the park meadow I F. 1. II. Answ ei . Some mot ning ? Quite impossible, sir. Th 1. is, unlets the j bouse should 'take fire or some thing. Baby Clinic. ' 1 was amazed to lead that you do not approve of baby clinic. The infant death rate in our town .has fallen front 1"? per I .ooa to 4t .r .CT.V p,mL I XeJONBG HQU3 V- .a TpaP Moll, S-3 FOR Th. L0UE SgH 2Vh2fam.: - DAMcoP,1ILATTii ..v, hm you fe- pr: OREiiOX. TUESDAY. FEBRUARY . Ifr29. 1 v oxirs 1 iiovi sotiwtliinu -since the baby clinic was Ktarted. We get excellent nd v:c fioni ome of the leading pbys i i.iris at t he clinic, iii the care and ffi'ding of our babies. .Itlst whatip; wioiig with baby clinics? Mis. M. i. it. Answer. I do not imagine th baby etude bad anything to d wiih the fall in infant death rat. As sensible 10 say that this wai brought about by ihf following of , my tia hinus by young mothers in your town. My observation is ihatj the-e bnby clinics or infant v-l- fare siati.-n or whatever they may be calb d are Hnuliii t.'il mainly to j fmnih pleasant jobs for ce. tain individuals and a place where am-, bilious young doctors may pract.ce.iij yet expcrii nee. and now and then a p.itint. I believe the total cf-f.-ct of such schemes is bad, po far as the welfare of the infant iy con cerned. en n't even attempt to g i v! h e re m y rea so ns. Su f f i ce t n .-.'y 1 am "agin" baby clinics al; lutcly. If the good doctors in your:.,.:,,, .iinnrtiuiM.f th Kuoine Mr town give excellent advice about ; 1 he feeding or care of babies in sucn places, ihey can give as good advice in their own offices, and without telling the world that Mit. Jones Is receiving charity. Medical kiimvlcduv. ' What diseases can be determin-! closely, and keeps out of discus - ed by a urine test? Can any kind'sUms, surprises "The Street" with ..I ven r. al disease be detecie.l bv his Statement. a urine tot? I.. P. j An-v.er. (It None. (2) Prac licallv never. A urine test serves only as a guide in diagnosis or a chec k in the treatment of certain conditions, and then oltv when ii is. made by a physician or under his 1 dircciion. When Teachers Disagree. One if our teachers lectures about the harm of going without a hat. She declares tins leads to chronic headaches anil other trou bles in later years. Yej. 1 am a teacher and I never year a hat. lhw i-hall 1 K. A. Answer, heakhfulnc this? Mis.- 1 n.Y, vCif 1 . nXeejfrWua'lPjK A goatee In the next rahinci would be an hiiioatlon, an' Im- slites liters lots o ilCMryin miuui- (Jivo It'Ctures on tho (iVpyriglu. .lohn r . Dlllc l.'o.) i ' . em gcnilemcn. What s iiccoinc o uicap. .Noomiy tens you aoout the larher who nseil 10 put a dob your absurd vanities and vulgarl l.ir full o' Intlicr in our left ear ties. to use as lie wont along? Brisbane'sToday (Continued from Page One.) infection. In former days death , , would have been Inevitable. I For 12 days 10 firemen in To pekn. Kas., have taken turns, ma nipulating the child to produce arti ficial breathing. That and the ad ministration of oxygen, plus blood transfusion by the child's parents, has brought her out of danger. Uet plenty of fresh air and oxy gen while you can. A young German student has landed oil the summit of the Zugs- Years nltjfl mnuntnfn f.utlil fpt 'liish. flv- in off uteaiii. without tlamaw to hln plane. That flyia feat, imn h vi m-re thii :;; "ii the ea-y apolHteltd. Will he fettl. when;pa plan. - the straight up and uoun "hehcop- ter"' ivpe or machine fs perfected. That stniiKht up utul down flyinK. vitt?eutle landfnff. U proven al- ready, in ftiron ' Movietone." pie- utre.H ol a SpanUh machine. Th maehint with . inM rev.ilwlnr above it. looks uncanily end needs Impiovenieiit. Itut it works, and ; pertVitetl, ttut t,t fMjriie other uia i chine will enable flying nu n to land uny where; as easily as a spar 1 row lands. "When a d ig Mirs a man. that isn't news, h a man bites, a lo. .that is news." That is older than Churles A. D-.iiiu'tt pun-base of the ' New York Suu. The modem ver sion would read, When a corpora 1 ion increases rat es that i.Hu't news. wh-n it decreases tales, that is news." i 4 ' The hiK telephone company re- dticnd. rates on long, distance men-1 sages tu the tune of $a.U"0,Ou aj ."Success.' year, the third cut in 2 months. 'tumble bin The moral is that bis business, if ithre more ciioones, can mae plenty 01 1 money and render better service. s for lowt-T charges. 1-luio cum pa- , ntes canot do the work as cheap I Friends of Cidonel Stewart who! ' thought Johu D, Hockefelier, Sr., ; ' was In sympathy with the head of Standard Oil of Indiana, have read Hni.;Hf.1ners' amirnval of his' son's tic t ion in fighting Colonel Stewart. He doesn't think his son could have done otherwise. XT- n,,.,.l .11... ..Uren wnlf pcntlv. watches business very "The Street" conchnles from Mr. j Rockefeller's statement that Colo-' e Stewart ba.l good prospects of; winnlnc his fight, and "The Street" j believes he will not win it. follow-j In the senior Mr. Rockefeller's 1 statement j The farther you go from the sea shore, the less our statesmen seem to think about cruisers and their importance Mr. Nye from North Dakota. Mr. LaFollette from Wisconsin and Mr. liuruh from Idaho do not take cruisers seriously. It is true that no battleship could drop bombs in Idaho. But fast ; cruisers might stop airplane car- triers coming from over tne ocean j i to launch planes that COt'LD drop! bombs anywhere. j And. in case of war, Idaho, Wis- j co no in and North Dakota would j have to supply men, pay taxes and . buv war bonds. Mexico has started out "to exter-i minute bandits" with tho aid of fly-1 ing machines, huting them in the. hills and on the desert. The "ban-! dils 'are men fighting the Mexican government, because of laws deal- ing with the Catholic church. He,, who controls the flyins? ma- j chine, wins, in these days, barring miiacles. Quill Points I If Mr. Hoover desires to cinch ; the Florida vote, realtors will bej glad to lend a hand. Kach one is born to get just so much punishment, don't give it, the law If parents Will, 1 low domestic a seems if she has a modern bride 1 phone in the. kilt hen to use when order! nc lunch from tho delicatessen, iteing me nos is an nwiui nan- .Many Americans believe what is to he will be, and there's no use trying to avoid it. You can tell by the way they drive. Silk pajamas may represent progress, but there vhh more fiimfort lit the generous foht of Ihe olil-fasliionetl nuliiic n gl t-hh-t. 1 he measure, of a man is the' gossips about. M2e of the sins he r Tho opinion of the oil- stock holders s-ems to be that perjury isn't naughty If it doesn't inter fere With dividends. An Intellectual can't be absent minded. He might slip up some day and forget to tall something rotten. j Americanism; Working for raifi an you can mcei thn install inent.: cettiiiK the mUk nnd buy- - ' An nf us 1 nuI x,t offer the other fellow th (nouk'h ;P1'I - if w ltful :r.-fiiiee; enoUBnCro I Ani mnn a book c.illed bum ; 11.4.. a o th" reader is rftdintf forpet hi-t irour AI-is! If you re 1 m n o I' 1 :i n 1 enough for the papers your golf score, it's the don't want printed. to print kind you Yon ran mca.-iire tho decree of your snuillni'sf. by your de light when you catch a fin at nmn in a nibdaLc. popular d-finition: A that has rolled ui balls than its fellows If that drug rer.ll.vv wilt brin:,' people back to life, why not this emergency try it on l'irpo in! j I Another reason why like taxes is because make it any easier. death i-i.'t lying can't ! One. man lied about Ho. nor 'a bath tub and got a year. Oti ( lied- about oil and ' Always choose your j fully. camo lii;uid cle:i r. care- Cnrr.ir f , liic unntonP- "He ASKS his moth advice oilt teanng i with me." said the wife, "because I I love the old dear so much." i A WASHINGTON BYSTANDER Hy Kiikn I..' Mniison. WASHINGTON. When if ever the Nlearaguan canal is built ami the I'nited States establishes a protective naval base off the -Mosquito coast on Great or Little Corn island, personnel a5signed to that station will find a people still talk ing the English uf the days of Good , Queen Hess. j . They are lineal descendants of the Hritish buccaneers v h-a once ; made letter-of-mark warfare on ; the fleets of Spain, lumbering up, from the south to beat their slow! way through Yucatan strait and so, into the. open was and eastward-hoi fur Spain. The two Corn islands,! some On miles off the Nbiratian! coast, were the. extreme southwest-, erly oatpo.-t of the curious double' hain of buccaneer settlements j flanking both sides of sea approach) t othe bottle neck of the strait it-j self. ' ' '. ' i Buccaneer liilicritunri. Captain Sherhy HoplJn roving spirit led him to remoi - ners before he settled down lo tn- peaceful business of a Washington law office, has been all along th;se island remainders of the halcyon days of the Spanish Main. He 1-- authoriiy for the statement that L:iizab: lhan Knglih. still embel lished with seven: ectuh rent ill y j j(iom is the prevailing tongue among the InhubUants, white or natLvo. Tht.- island populations, off tho beaten hihwa"s of travel for near ly three tVnUiries, hae known only slow change in custoni or man ner of uf'. They arc a sea-keep-ing people, famed for th :r skill j in navigating the swifi schooners) they build. t Dtwcndants " UeforiiK d." Incidentally, the name "bucc.i-j neer," now redolent with dc.-tls off blood anil daring on the higii seas, I synonymous w ith piracy and the ! black flag flown by the "brethren I if the const." had no siu-h sinister, background wh-n ihe Spaniai tls j h-e;ihe.l it in fe: r IIS they uioprht ! Bilious Ptlioat. tc-TiitrastwJ?. TsV M IHtlUKL IW UHUMMk the iriki. taff. all-wteuale li-tiw.-Yoj'tl fl fine in lasantlT tidl tb lyatem TONIOIIT of ID. boel poison. Ihal TO MORROW cut. hei:&e. iJC. W ALRIGHT Recommended and .old by All rl Mntrin1 riiKKiMK fip O safe pawn? IWn mi zone nt terror. In the was "lni' aliero. ' ineaninB simpiy 'mid ho- himtei This wis the Icveupniion of the wanderlnK sons of Old Kngland who first settled the islan''" Then c.Qie the Ang!o-Spanlh rlmm that tn.-m w-.-e w .u- the narrow southern seas in search of treasure laden gall-ons. the swift jnob.ziii. stinging "mosquitoes" of li Spanish Main. Nowadays their descendants are good Alethodisid. having been con verted by missionary efforts more than a emiu:y ago. Captain Hop kins insists that ihey held prayer io etings evo.y niht. and he adds; -They are dry. loo really diy. not jii-f legislatively .spt-aklnc. They don'l allow liquor on the islands." On occa.-ion they have reverted to type. The captain tells of a time" when a Ihmduran official touched at one. of ihe islamic and made off with it wniio lrl, stolen from the beach. Tlio fishermen mobilized for war as had their fore father, thtshinx In s-.vifr schoon ers to overtake the government cutler and string the offending of- '. fieial to his own signal halyards. It was thus ho willed nncR to tne niainland. No." Captain Hopkins said, "no. body t much." nobles those people very Your Income Tax No. :. tax returns are re-evi-ry siuulo person income for the taxable income . il whose net ! y-:;r P1? was $ir.oi) or more; t t ei y married person, living with husband or wife, whose net in i route w.is j;:.'" or more, and 1 .very person, single or married. whose gross income w.11 $:.(Uu or' ! more regardless of ie:t income, j lhuhand and wiTc, living to 'geil.er, mu.'-.t incluile the income '..f each in a single Joint, return. ;or each must file a separate re turn showing the income of each. In the return of married persons must he included also the income ; of lt pendent minor ehUdren. FOR QUICK, HARMLESS COMFORT Children Cry for It FtW ca-SilFATlON,ttWRHUfrSnr(SS Electrotherapy Chiropractic Dr. H, P. Coleman 9th Successful Year in Medford Treatments by Appointment Medford Center Bldg. 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