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907, luoday. wtiy
PuDl'fted by tt
wrnrunD musilno co.
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HUBERT W. KIBI, BdJtof
I. IMPTB,MIIH, Mvm
Aa lndepentenl Smtf
fcntere. M ttaai eU'i ier Me4trd.
Ornoe. under Act (J Huet . !'
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By Cfrkr. In Ailunf In llKMd, Ailitoivl.
krwioiUle. Central lMnt, i'kxail, Telea, ImU
Bui via on Hiftiy:
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liboul MtUy. .
luily. .Ubqut ftHMleJ, OM yetf T.OO
Pely, .tin gunajj, on fee -"0
All tumt, ftihtoidftnrt
HfMBFR OP Tilt ASSWIAIED PKIJM
Meeel'lnf Pwll Uwd Wirt 8mlfe
Tfat Auomird rreei U eidislTrlr entitled to
Ihr M 14 publication of All IM dliwtert
credited lo It or oiber.l erwilted In tt.U par.
ond .1.0 to the locml oe.1 puMfcbd herein.
' All rlftiU (or pwbllcAlioo of tpetlAl dupttcaeo
herein ire iloo mened.
OffleUI piper of tin Cllf of Medforl
Orrteutl paper of Jociooo County.
Boom dally teeraye rlrealiuoo ror til Bomb
eMlny Oct, 1, !,
Adrertlriif KepreoentitUe
M. C MUUENrXX A COMPANY
Offlcw In Ne. Toll, (TJeiio. Detroit, lea
rrtndMS, Loo AnyeU, Beillle. PartUnd.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
The man who had hli auto
wrecked, when he failed 10 heat
the .croFKliiff to the train. I now
unlklnR down the middle of the
hlphw.iyn at nlRht. If possible.
r.tlnily waHhliiKH are plainly
vUihle from a number of reniden
llal (UreetF. ThU Im an honest and
.sturdy American custom, but
leave a very poor impression with
tnurlsiK.
A. S. V. Carpenter was rnuffht
in the P. yesterday bewuilitiK the
Kate, that sent htm to California
this winter.
C.OMI! WK'KE .NAKED!
(A P. lhjau-ti
PHU-ADKU'HIA. Jan. 31.
The well d reused man ahould
have at leoAt twenty suits In
his wardrobe, a dozen hats,
eight overcoats and twenty
four pairs of shoeR, th fash
ion board of the National Ah
soctntlon of Merchant Tailors
decreed today In Its report to
the association' annual con
vention. Many valley- folks enjoyed nn
uplifting gloat, when Louisiana
hanged a woman last Friday.
Pretzels are avuiluble in the
local market, by tho barrel or the
handful. They go fine with milk
or tea, and are gradually super
nedlng tha doughnut, as the con
sort of a cup of coffee.
. One of our decided blondes has
decided to remain that way.
THK XATGIITV I'OMCK
(Knnsus City Slur)
Three of tho murderers of
James II. (Happy) Smith,
traffic patrolman killed Juno
14 last by tho bandits who
held up the Horn Trust com
puny, yesterday told Judge
Allen O. Southern the police
had not treated them kindly;
ha4, In fact, treated them
something like murderers and
bandits.
From tho showing they have
made to date. It Is disheartening
Ut res Hue that nil the members of
the legislature can not be elected
governor.
"Mr. Wells sang two bass solus,
and when he finished many eyes
were wet with tears." -(Coos Hay
Times.) A complimentary knock.
Mica Wo mack fond gold quarts
under the linoleum -In the Nash
mUiIng belt Sunday.
A FARMKIl HP EARS IP
(Iintar. Mo.. IHMiHM'ratli
1 suppose you are our repre.
of 4hu people of Jasper. Mo?
wi'wuhl you to try and git
our, taxes down. Wo air over
laxtil so that it is a turtble
load to rare.
And put In a bill to stop
this hunting. We have signs
on our farms "no huntln" but
thi-y come rite, on over, shoot
lu and raisin hell oil over the
farms. Tho county officers 1
sell licenses tn these d
hunters to truspns on our
farinew. Thens county officers
don't care for the farmer. o
they wash ther hands in tho
money.
It is no use for me to detail
enny motir. If you will look 1
you can see. (From KCF.)
Several cases of spring fevgr are j
reported. In summer, autumn, i
and winter the spring xver
known as Inline.
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PLANT TO PORTLAND
ronn.AND. ore, rci. 5.
CecorKe Il..WlpUnir.' innnni;rr of Hie
induatrirs d'purtnivnt of. thr
ortlnd ChamlHr nf Oommprvr.
nnnounrpd totijiy that the lire'rur
Aircraft corpomilon hi inirrhnmHl .
Ih Wntm airport ut lirawrinn. j
npfir hPra, nrJ pliinp to niiive Its'
pUnt from tlAn Kranrl.i'O at oner. ;
Tho airport InvoMmont lx mM to
he 7V.uo.
Orrlr-ra for machinery and pernio-1
mpnt for lh factory hav.'0'.ewn
placed. Wlntln aaid. and lincom-;
rifted planet In tpt 8n 'rn
rlaco plant lll Ui shipped, lierej
for completion.- .
Nelaon K. Jonea. enprat mn-r
ngpr Of tho company, aald the firm J
expecta lo produre tO nlantfi '"r
tnar IliO'-rHW yrn aitifoiintlp -
5O0,00O In mles price, . '
Editorial Correspondence
OLA It KMONT, Cal.. Kcb. 2. ,
(Thn weather forecast of probable
! ruin wa-t prem.-iture. but essential-J
! ly correct, for today H is raining
'great guns and ha been r.'iin.niT
, for eight' Iioiiis. Ktith'T lElem;
; w:m rh-'h'. ni.oit: Jununry. nii'l now :
. h ir lit is i'Vhriifiry will -v'n :
wor.j' ruin ami unow most of the!
time: mI'.'.U a w of fair wcaOirr;
in all. : kuI. -Ami to think :
thai in l. ifh Valley tin- Min N
sliiiiin' all tluy Ion:, thn star- nr-'
Kililriiirf in a i l-nr, i-IoiuIN-sm
: every ninhi. .'m.l nu" iniRht wainfi r ,
alxtlit In tii.M xti aonlinary whmIi' j
nf H.in.1 ntiil fjtlt. tnklrm in
UKlltM i
ihai t un ilunlit iul
flw nn this teriCHlilil K hi ho. ThCin
i-ertainly in the 1 f.t 1 winter re
nin. California certainly la NOT.
D.ath Valley. the i.M.li.ttl
claim, i ci mi para lively 1 eenl
u.'i.i one -f the last thim; d'
hy the eh-menl. before the adv
-ts I
-It
I
n; j
(of Man. hy the Darwinian r.r id
Thmw-ni rnnii. nn von ipreft-r. '
, The tirand Canyon of the Colo-
1 rndd. on the other hand. U very 1
! old. Hut to our iineiillKhi'-iied
t ye
the Crand Canvon looks like a 1
sprint; chicken,
Viilley, whli h
iifjo with Klnc
eompared to Ieath
we wraild rank in
Tut's tomb.
I A hou t i nit U n or t h rf St ve
! pljie Wells Is I'.hyollte, Nevada, one
of the many abandoned cities in
this vast region of death and d-o-lallon,
Once upon a time this was
a roarlnff k'old mine. like Jaekson-
vllle In the early .''. Ihu the
I Kold wave out, and one by one the
I Inhabitants iepart-il. mint noihin
waji h ft behind but the real estate
f and the empty home.. What n
' plnee to shoot a movie, with the
Fit all In, or to mcupy and own
for your own. Im-iuk your own may
or, city marthnl and doi catcher,
if you desired.
There is a brick bank building,
full of rubbihh. and more or let
(desecrated by the aeqiiUdilve iimr
1 i.st, but under a loose board one
j of our parly found a failed mid
I discolored Slock ( : tiflcate of the
' Hull 1-Yofj .Mine. What a story that
I hank certificate mlnhi n il! Hr
' would seem to be a trreat oppor
tunity for a book on the abandon
ed minim; towns of Nevada, our
mo.st abandoned slate, if it ha
not been done already. And vc
notice hy to-day's paper that Ne
vada has adopted a motor speed
limit of ,r.n miles an hour. Fast
drivinu. speedy divorces, and le
galized gambling:. Nevada may be
abandoned, but it Is not backward.
Once in ore Its newest boom low?)
of Las Vegas lure.!
Hut to return to Ithyolite. Here
one finds perhaps the most Impres
sive monument to an ear that hay
passed in modern history the
much discussed pre-Volstead era.
In the gold boom days.' beer bot
tles were more numerous than
brick . .So one thrifty miner de
cided to use them 10 build bis
house. There it stands. In front of
ja hare pile f rocks, surrounded by 1
1 sand and mesqulte, the beer ami
T BOUGHT;
NEW YOPvU. Feb.'!. (.TV-The
N w York times said today that
the original autograph manuscript
of "The School for Scandal" by
Hichard Hrlnsley Sheridan, had
been bought at private sale here
I by Cnbriel Wells Hlhllophile. The
j manuscript, treasured by the Sher-
Idan family for more than liiO
years, was brought secretly to New
York from the family estate at
i Frampton Court. Dorchester, F.ng
ihmd, by a confidential representa
'tive of A. T. Ihinsley Sheridan, a
! direct descendant of the piny
wrlrfht.
SENTENCED TO PEN
ATLANTA, Ga., Feb. a. tP
Clinton S. Carnes. former treas
urer of tho Southern Haptlst Hoyie
Mis don board, whose disnppear
ance late last summer led lo the
discovery of an alleged shorlage
of neai ly a million dollars In hi-
accounts and his subsequent ar
rest In Canada, pleaded guilty In
superior court here today to em
hewlemem and was sentenced to
f ro m five to tu ve n yea rs' I m -prisonment.
MUTT AND JEFF
PAPA SM THW IF ANY MAN
MfVtRie TH6 tUCHC$S OF
FlATBOSH IT tu BG OM
ACcaoMT OF Hl SOCIAU
POSlTIOM AN rJT HCR
L00k.'.
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MAIL
It n
with n F-r-
fcahlp, Jiim,'I-d roof,
ruld ii-!jr-pide, a
liU'i' roofed
K'a wirnlov.
porch, one or iwn
rnt f liliielv .ioi;en .u:. Mi
tl-.t i.hi .leri 1 1 u ii ti in ud
WllM tiV 111 J-'iifK4 hollS'-K .S'llOllld IK't
throw ytonf'x. And what l ilea th-ir
hrovvn iMiiiJe-i cmld tell! The u!l
mine if lthyul'c lian Item worl.ed
out, hut ii.ts no .me iii-.-p.-eu
thr for a mine of firiion? Her.
a tin fur Kdi.,ii Mar hall. A.
Allen. ..!. r. 11. Th and oih
Med ford masters u( iho i.tkii.'
Pn.
railroad run.: inin J)i-aili V.tl
rm far a Uyan, i".tli , ijie Tonn-
j pah Tid. -water no don In l..--
' e.iuse it dot-.sn't reaep, either 'I'olio
I pah or tiile.vater. ui.e train runs
j every other day (pl' iie pan Mr.
Kon.-nlmum) and ari ii s nipi-lif..
to the Kui Jiin I 'reek lllll from l.ois
Ant-'eji-s. l.timMlow 'ity -'N its
fujiidii-s fi'nn ihr s-ame plan hy
m-ior irm k a tup m over u
inih-ji. t .sdiffnud to realize th..-
when one .sits down to the delh-ious I
meals m-i-vi-iI al lh..se two plaee.
im-ludinir ih h milk ami golden
r.sey cream. I mier tile em uin-
stances, th.
per person
rates of tS
are eheaji.
a day up
De
it h Valley Vris once fa inrms
fur it.-j ?'i-mule t am borax. The
borax mines at Furnace Cr-ek,
however, are not being woiki-d
now. for a much richer depot-it has
been found nea r a place ca lb-d
Cramer. Hut the properties have
not been abandoned, and will im
doubt be worked later. The de
mand for bora x setUH to be in - j
(reusing. We were over in Pomona!
this morning and saw them give
several tons of navel orang. s their !
borax wash.
rtie only rcrtiie .-pur 111 mam,
Valley, according to the Furnace ,
Creek Inn cb rk. is the Mirnace ,., w-;-!l of the lower body cavity.
Creek ranch, a splob-h of green on ! A, lh;lt (,m. u in , V(. worse troti
the sand flat below the hotel. They I ,,, trvinr 10 fin. I n word for th-
can raise hay and have
horses, mules and cows. II
vW !
l,u
Inn gets some of its milk, but all
of its ert-arn conies from I.om An-geb-s
by tri-in.
ihe I. S. department of agri
culture now has the ranch in
charge snd is experimenting on
desert soils. No doubt in a few
years 1'ncle Sain v. til discover a
method of making Death Valley as
a whole a fertile anil productive
region. We hope not. Imagine
Death Valley invaded by l.oM An
geles real estate agents! Of course
if they would all go to Death Val
ley, that might make l.os Angeles
almost "livcabhV
We called on Floyd Voting, our,
distinguished frost fighting expert '
at Pomona this morning. He says
Dave Wood has written him to be
in Metluird by March l.Mh. but lie
doubts if be can leave the orange
groves us early as that. More 1
a ho If t T"Tnd Younu- and or.im:e.4 in '
(to quote the -neralde Sat unlay I
I, veiling Post I "an early issue.
It. V. II.
' P. S. Wish we had an umbrella
Not a lick of exerci
it's .slip pouring.
all day. and
TO SEA OFF SPAiN
j C01UWNA. Spain. Feb. 5. f
IMspntt hes from Cnrcubion slate
- that a terrific storm washed sev-
! eral ships out to sea with a number t
;of sailors on hoard. Tho steamer!
U-lar and several motor launches
I went to I heir rescue and were able '
1 to two four lighters with II men!
' to safety.
J Four boats with about "d mov.
I are still missing. j
j MOJI, Japan, Feb. 5. W The j
j French steamer (,ien"ral Motrin- '
per, carrying mnil and 10 passen 1
1 get s from Shanghai, went ashore 1
! HI miles from hero today. Sal- j
age tugs were sent to assist it. j
! Of the Hi passengers three were j
,'riist class and even second class.
Tho General Metzingci' Is listed
I
In nautical records as plying be
tween Marseilles, France, nnd the
'ar Kust. Its registry is- c.iven a
UW: ions.
WASHlNliToN. Feb. f.. (IV
Joseph It. Defreese, i hairman of
t he board of directors of the
chamber of commerce of the I'nit
ed States and prominent lawyer
and business man of Chicago, died
here today after an operation for
appendicitis.
Portland Plans proposed for ex
converting structure recently va
cated by I'nited States veterans'
bureau into general hospital of 1JT
beds.
This Has Worried Mister Mo fr Years and
f" YOUR
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SA.I AM
GABryt,
Ciuii r. 1
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C0MS TO
MARRY
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TRIBUNE. MEDFORD,
Personal iealth Service
B7 WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. ' c
Hwnr4 lettert pertaining to prwnl health ! bTgifne. Dot to dleM dltfTiOn m
trctn.eiC will b .wrl lT I- Urn-ly It a tamjJ, t.f-addrr--! eLuiop U encltwed,
. ,a,i hnf wntlen In ink. iiLr to the Urge nurolT of letter r
r ,',:" . ctiml, onlr a few can l ai.wered her. No rj.ly can le nrnle to qrl not ootifuria
1 hone . r tw Inptrurtiona. itWreaa Of. Wltliata Brady, in care of tbia pewapaper.
t tN IHH. I. .,
l
f ll.pw 1. in I te.nh myi.'li. usU ti
I matrnii, to hold my amn-mm in.'
' I know she. do. sn't mean what
.sin- ai . hill I e.ili't teaeh !i. r out
, of that qu:tnd..iy. I fan only nd
pgw vt-(e her iihmu
j thi- (plev.llon ilie 1
really
ask.
What the lady
really meant to
ask was how she
can hold her bel
ly in. but unfor
tunately bell .
like l. g, N an in
delicate wrl anil
one wishes to speak of the
it is necessary to stibstltuie
other word. This isn't so
mini
easy as lit I he case of leu; you (-an
Mib-flMiie limb for leu and almost
everyone will k now you refer to
the lower Hmh. just by the tremor
of your off eyebrow whn you say
It. P. ut if you try to pass off "stom
ach" for belly, you run into a lot
of uncertainty and confusion. Stom
ach is no more a synonym for belly
'ban liver, .spleen or duodenum i.
So the nn!y approved alternaiKe
is to yay a lido men: that covers
verythiliL'. of course. The nbdo-
: men
is not n region
1 cavity, and it
or a place;
contain al!
1 organs w e
, h),.
1):(V
dreadful dig
tiv
nii 111 iom d a ud
moi c.
j,- v(l
,,.,
,-i.iaph
may b'- p:n d'Uicil the
as we foigive iht lexi
s who f :ib d to provide
.1 MlbSli.Ule f,. III.- Word, the belly
is the anterior abdominal wall. The
front wall of the upper body o
' ehet cavt!
word for it
' uiomi-ii:. (
,b..-t r:ivi!v. 11 fact lucre IS IIO
Put -thai is of small
n!y drt tors have nee. I
word. It i.-; diffcient
lv--rybo.,y has neert
, for such a
. dot. 11 h'-Io..-
; for a wort I
for the front wall o:
the abdonn 11. We have recent ly
; shaken off the miaint affectation
1 of sayitm "limb" when we meant
' leu. Can we not affoi.l now to re
' move the prudish taboo on the
: word belly?
I My advice to the lady is not to
1 try to hold in the b.-tly. Holding
In the belly is nearly as bootless
iii practicing di-ep brea'hing excr- i
I cises or doing eye exereice with the j
I hope of "strengthening' 'eyesight. :
i AH three of these silly efforts are!
. Ju-t plausible htea. born in the
brains of merchants who have to
find new selling schemes every lit
tle while in order to k. ep the stn k
' ers biting. j
A normal, healthy, well develop-.
ed woman hasn't a flat or retrnrt-
i ed belly at all. She has a roundel
I belly. The intelligent woman
should not permit ihe corset peo
ple or l lie fashion cartoonists to
.deceive her about th it. j
Not only should the belly of man,
I woman or child not be held in by
j const tons effort, it should not be"
thought of at all. Let the belly!
go. Never mind it. Just see to
it that you get enough general e-xW
erclse every day. and, your bgliA,);
will be all right. T
owing to long neglect. ropres-
slon and erratic teaching, the civ--tlizod
belly has well nigh lost its 1
cunning. Very few of us use it
j properly in breathing. Thanks to f
the evil done by corsets and lac
ing, women In civilized life do very
little belly breathing and too much
chest brea tiling; men. too, many
from wrong instruction, try to
breathe with their chests, whercis
they should do it almost entirely
with their bellies.
The man who breathes with his
belly Is a better man, in athletic
or other respects, and the woman
who breathes with her belly a more
perfect woman in all respects.
whn
, hellv
cjrKNTlON'S AND ANSWLHS in summer, and it doesn't ruin
There U N Horn.. business.
I lust want to tell you that you ;
ought to charge at least a dollar' The ancient Jewish Buying was
for everv copy of the Third Brady "TllB l,loou tllc -i(e " The mod
svmphony. instead of giving it' scieniific saying is "Oxygen is
awav. 1 have been playing the . life "
svmpbonv on my old . metabolism ! MarRaret Brown . years old wa.
. ... ilrti,i ui..ht Ls i.m.i tiiv uuable to breathe because o! lung
1 wife ami daughters assure me I
lam coming back with you. 1 bom
1 to meet you some fine morning out
around the park meadow
I F. 1. II.
Answ ei . Some mot ning ? Quite
impossible, sir. Th 1. is, unlets the
j bouse should 'take fire or some
thing. Baby Clinic.
' 1 was amazed to lead that you
do not approve of baby clinic.
The infant death rate in our town
.has fallen front 1"? per I .ooa to
4t
.r .CT.V p,mL I XeJONBG HQU3 V- .a TpaP Moll, S-3 FOR Th. L0UE SgH
2Vh2fam.: - DAMcoP,1ILATTii ..v, hm you fe- pr:
OREiiOX. TUESDAY. FEBRUARY . Ifr29.
1 v oxirs 1 iiovi
sotiwtliinu -since the baby clinic
was Ktarted. We get excellent nd
v:c fioni ome of the leading pbys
i i.iris at t he clinic, iii the care
and ffi'ding of our babies. .Itlst
whatip; wioiig with baby clinics?
Mis. M. i. it.
Answer. I do not imagine th
baby etude bad anything to d
wiih the fall in infant death rat.
As sensible 10 say that this wai
brought about by ihf following of ,
my tia hinus by young mothers in
your town. My observation is ihatj
the-e bnby clinics or infant v-l-
fare siati.-n or whatever they may
be calb d are Hnuliii t.'il mainly to j
fmnih pleasant jobs for ce. tain
individuals and a place where am-,
bilious young doctors may pract.ce.iij
yet expcrii nee. and now and then
a p.itint. I believe the total cf-f.-ct
of such schemes is bad, po far
as the welfare of the infant iy con
cerned. en n't even attempt to
g i v! h e re m y rea so ns. Su f f i ce t n
.-.'y 1 am "agin" baby clinics al;
lutcly. If the good doctors in your:.,.:,,, .iinnrtiuiM.f th Kuoine Mr
town give excellent advice about ;
1 he feeding or care of babies in
sucn places, ihey can give as good
advice in their own offices, and
without telling the world that Mit.
Jones Is receiving charity.
Medical kiimvlcduv. '
What diseases can be determin-! closely, and keeps out of discus -
ed by a urine test? Can any kind'sUms, surprises "The Street" with
..I ven r. al disease be detecie.l bv his Statement.
a urine tot? I.. P. j
An-v.er. (It None. (2) Prac
licallv never. A urine test serves
only as a guide in diagnosis or a
chec k in the treatment of certain
conditions, and then oltv when ii is.
made by a physician or under his 1
dircciion.
When Teachers Disagree.
One if our teachers lectures
about the harm of going without
a hat. She declares tins leads to
chronic headaches anil other trou
bles in later years. Yej. 1 am a
teacher and I never year a hat.
lhw i-hall 1
K. A.
Answer,
heakhfulnc
this? Mis.- 1
n.Y, vCif 1
. nXeejfrWua'lPjK
A goatee In the next rahinci
would be an hiiioatlon, an' Im-
slites liters lots o ilCMryin miuui-
(Jivo It'Ctures on tho
(iVpyriglu. .lohn r . Dlllc l.'o.)
i ' .
em gcnilemcn. What s iiccoinc o uicap. .Noomiy tens you aoout
the larher who nseil 10 put a dob your absurd vanities and vulgarl
l.ir full o' Intlicr in our left ear ties.
to use as lie wont along?
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued from Page One.)
infection. In former days death ,
, would have been Inevitable. I
For 12 days 10 firemen in To
pekn. Kas., have taken turns, ma
nipulating the child to produce arti
ficial breathing. That and the ad
ministration of oxygen, plus blood
transfusion by the child's parents,
has brought her out of danger.
Uet plenty of fresh air and oxy
gen while you can.
A young German student has
landed oil the summit of the Zugs-
Years
nltjfl mnuntnfn f.utlil fpt 'liish. flv-
in off uteaiii. without tlamaw to
hln plane. That flyia feat, imn h vi m-re thii :;; "ii the ea-y
apolHteltd. Will he fettl. when;pa plan. -
the straight up and uoun "hehcop-
ter"' ivpe or machine fs perfected.
That stniiKht up utul down flyinK.
vitt?eutle landfnff. U proven al-
ready, in ftiron ' Movietone." pie-
utre.H ol a SpanUh machine. Th
maehint with . inM rev.ilwlnr
above it. looks uncanily end needs
Impiovenieiit. Itut it works, and
; pertVitetl, ttut t,t fMjriie other uia
i chine will enable flying nu n to
land uny where; as easily as a spar
1 row lands.
"When a d ig Mirs a man. that
isn't news, h a man bites, a lo.
.that is news." That is older than
Churles A. D-.iiiu'tt pun-base of the
' New York Suu. The modem ver
sion would read, When a corpora
1 ion increases rat es that i.Hu't news.
wh-n it decreases tales, that is
news." i
4 '
The hiK telephone company re-
dticnd. rates on long, distance men-1
sages tu the tune of $a.U"0,Ou aj ."Success.'
year, the third cut in 2 months. 'tumble bin
The moral is that bis business, if ithre more
ciioones, can mae plenty 01 1
money
and render better service.
s for lowt-T charges. 1-luio cum pa-
, ntes canot do the work as cheap I
Friends of Cidonel Stewart who!
' thought Johu D, Hockefelier, Sr., ;
' was In sympathy with the head of
Standard Oil of Indiana, have read
Hni.;Hf.1ners' amirnval of his' son's
tic t ion in fighting Colonel Stewart.
He doesn't think his son could have
done otherwise.
XT- n,,.,.l .11... ..Uren wnlf
pcntlv. watches business very
"The Street" conchnles from Mr. j
Rockefeller's statement that Colo-'
e Stewart ba.l good prospects of;
winnlnc his fight, and "The Street" j
believes he will not win it. follow-j
In the senior Mr. Rockefeller's 1
statement
j The farther you go from the sea
shore, the less our statesmen seem
to think about cruisers and their
importance
Mr. Nye from North Dakota. Mr.
LaFollette from Wisconsin and Mr.
liuruh from Idaho do not take
cruisers seriously.
It is true that no battleship could
drop bombs in Idaho. But fast
; cruisers might stop airplane car-
triers coming from over tne ocean j
i to launch planes that COt'LD drop!
bombs anywhere. j
And. in case of war, Idaho, Wis- j
co no in and North Dakota would j
have to supply men, pay taxes and .
buv war bonds.
Mexico has started out "to exter-i
minute bandits" with tho aid of fly-1
ing machines, huting them in the.
hills and on the desert. The "ban-!
dils 'are men fighting the Mexican
government, because of laws deal-
ing with the Catholic church.
He,, who controls the flyins? ma- j
chine, wins, in these days, barring
miiacles.
Quill Points
I If Mr. Hoover desires to cinch ;
the Florida vote, realtors will bej
glad to lend a hand.
Kach one is born to get just so
much punishment,
don't give it, the law
If parents
Will,
1 low domestic a
seems if she has a
modern bride 1
phone in the.
kilt hen to use when order! nc lunch
from tho delicatessen,
iteing me nos is an nwiui nan-
.Many Americans believe what is
to he will be, and there's no use
trying to avoid it. You can tell
by the way they drive.
Silk pajamas may represent
progress, but there vhh more
fiimfort lit the generous foht
of Ihe olil-fasliionetl nuliiic
n gl t-hh-t.
1 he measure, of
a man is the'
gossips about.
M2e
of the sins he
r
Tho opinion of the oil- stock
holders s-ems to be that perjury
isn't naughty If it doesn't inter
fere With dividends.
An Intellectual can't be absent
minded. He might slip up some
day and forget to tall something
rotten. j
Americanism; Working for
raifi an you can mcei thn install
inent.: cettiiiK the mUk nnd buy-
-
' An nf us 1 nuI x,t
offer the other fellow th
(nouk'h
;P1'I - if w ltful
:r.-fiiiee;
enoUBnCro
I Ani mnn
a book c.illed bum
; 11.4.. a o th" reader is rftdintf
forpet hi-t irour
AI-is!
If
you re
1 m n o I' 1 :i n 1
enough for the papers
your golf score, it's the
don't want printed.
to print
kind you
Yon ran mca.-iire tho decree
of your snuillni'sf. by your de
light when you catch a fin at
nmn in a nibdaLc.
popular d-finition: A
that has rolled ui
balls than its fellows
If that drug rer.ll.vv wilt
brin:,'
people back to life, why not
this emergency try it on l'irpo
in!
j
I
Another reason why
like taxes is because
make it any easier.
death i-i.'t
lying can't
! One. man lied about Ho. nor
'a bath tub and got a year. Oti
( lied- about oil and
' Always choose your
j fully.
camo
lii;uid
cle:i r.
care-
Cnrr.ir f , liic unntonP- "He ASKS
his moth
advice
oilt
teanng
i with me." said the wife, "because
I I love the old dear so much."
i
A
WASHINGTON
BYSTANDER
Hy Kiikn I..' Mniison.
WASHINGTON. When if ever
the Nlearaguan canal is built
ami the I'nited States establishes a
protective naval base off the -Mosquito
coast on Great or Little Corn
island, personnel a5signed to that
station will find a people still talk
ing the English uf the days of Good ,
Queen Hess. j
. They are lineal descendants of
the Hritish buccaneers v h-a once ;
made letter-of-mark warfare on ;
the fleets of Spain, lumbering up,
from the south to beat their slow!
way through Yucatan strait and so,
into the. open was and eastward-hoi
fur Spain. The two Corn islands,!
some On miles off the Nbiratian!
coast, were the. extreme southwest-,
erly oatpo.-t of the curious double'
hain of buccaneer settlements j
flanking both sides of sea approach)
t othe bottle neck of the strait it-j
self. ' ' '. ' i
Buccaneer liilicritunri.
Captain Sherhy HoplJn
roving spirit led him to remoi
- ners before he settled down lo tn-
peaceful business of a Washington
law office, has been all along th;se
island remainders of the halcyon
days of the Spanish Main. He 1--
authoriiy for the statement that
L:iizab: lhan Knglih. still embel
lished with seven: ectuh rent ill y
j j(iom
is the prevailing tongue
among the InhubUants, white or
natLvo.
Tht.- island populations, off tho
beaten hihwa"s of travel for near
ly three tVnUiries, hae known
only slow change in custoni or man
ner of uf'. They arc a sea-keep-ing
people, famed for th :r skill j
in navigating the swifi schooners)
they build. t
Dtwcndants " UeforiiK d."
Incidentally, the name "bucc.i-j
neer," now redolent with dc.-tls off
blood anil daring on the higii seas, I
synonymous w ith piracy and the !
black flag flown by the "brethren I
if the const." had no siu-h sinister,
background wh-n ihe Spaniai tls j
h-e;ihe.l it in fe: r IIS they uioprht !
Bilious
Ptlioat. tc-TiitrastwJ?. TsV M
IHtlUKL IW UHUMMk
the iriki. taff. all-wteuale
li-tiw.-Yoj'tl fl fine in
lasantlT tidl tb lyatem TONIOIIT
of ID. boel poison. Ihal TO MORROW
cut. hei:&e. iJC. W ALRIGHT
Recommended and .old by
All rl Mntrin1 riiKKiMK
fip
O
safe pawn? IWn mi zone nt
terror.
In the
was "lni' aliero. ' ineaninB simpiy
'mid ho- himtei This wis the
Icveupniion of the wanderlnK sons
of Old Kngland who first settled
the islan''"
Then c.Qie the Ang!o-Spanlh
rlmm that tn.-m w-.-e w .u-
the narrow southern seas in search
of treasure laden gall-ons. the swift
jnob.ziii. stinging "mosquitoes"
of li Spanish Main.
Nowadays their descendants are
good Alethodisid. having been con
verted by missionary efforts more
than a emiu:y ago. Captain Hop
kins insists that ihey held prayer
io etings evo.y niht. and he adds;
-They are dry. loo really diy.
not jii-f legislatively .spt-aklnc.
They don'l allow liquor on the
islands."
On occa.-ion they have reverted
to type. The captain tells of a
time" when a Ihmduran official
touched at one. of ihe islamic and
made off with it wniio lrl, stolen
from the beach. Tlio fishermen
mobilized for war as had their fore
father, thtshinx In s-.vifr schoon
ers to overtake the government
cutler and string the offending of-
'. fieial to his own signal halyards.
It was thus ho willed nncR to tne
niainland.
No." Captain Hopkins said, "no.
body t
much."
nobles those people very
Your Income Tax
No. :.
tax returns are re-evi-ry
siuulo person
income for the taxable
income
. il
whose net
! y-:;r P1? was $ir.oi) or more;
t t ei y married person, living with
husband or wife, whose net in
i route w.is j;:.'" or more, and
1 .very person, single or married.
whose gross income w.11 $:.(Uu or'
! more regardless of ie:t income,
j lhuhand and wiTc, living to
'geil.er, mu.'-.t incluile the income
'..f each in a single Joint, return.
;or each must file a separate re
turn showing the income of each.
In the return of married persons
must he included also the income
; of lt pendent minor ehUdren.
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