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Newspaper Page TextIMftEVFOlTtt': urEDFOun mar, TKiBrrNF;. mkdford,' oklt.onv3ioxi)AY. .iantawv -jl idju. V:.;. :'i '' ,1 tiEDKOULl fllAR f UIIiONB Dtllr. Suodiy, Vrtr.lf MEI'FUKU fUl.Ml.Mi CO IS J? l N. 1r SL 11'iHI KT W. HI IIL. EJ11M e s; u rtu bmiiu. u.i-t Editorial Correspondence - Ao Itakprndtfil Kufwr littered u et-cond outtrf it Ur.a, unotf Act ut U-udi 6. lr7. 6! ftSl (illTlON HATES Br Jlatl in a.)-iiic tm.j, Bilti Boi.'Im, frr Itajjjf . !iti Sir 0 Biuntd lU.;y, kltlx itt tt . ri jy , jfi I4il, Kitih'Ol Sunday. ajuh.... 8otk!aj, i.i j.er - ': It. I UU I., ,!..,-. In McHlV.r.l ia.!-.n. JarUumUIf, Oiitial 1'ulnl, 1'boeuii, Talent, liuld Till. bill 'wJ tn II tiJay : PjIij. ith ui:!y, Bunfh. I'ASADKNA. Oil.. Jan. IT. The- mount! 3 doctor joint dQ .QSmtu, llarbara, ,Sllil,lt:t'! tiiHi jh a iu'(iy r.ii-i.- own e iti.ni ti for rasadena under his exp-rt direction. Tin- mat hbox hi used lasl year as tl mi;i"iliiliK sib k wan discardeO.iiul a brand new auto secured al a real en- 5 most uf the time. I trio moM.Pina:. tate oitiec, wi:h all hurts of ihlii S.o.i cute u'lgi-amn thov.li.g f-hort cutn, paved, macadam mi I dirt hihway-i, map was eon.-u! ted at Wii- tura, and the director dt should take otic of the cut-off On tht caravan pplatdied. how ever, und at 7, or thereabouts, the tht pavement started to run down hill at u burprifdiiK rati, and curve after t:rvu appeared, imkI then In a glare uf drill that reached io the rniidbound heavens, I'osa- d-na ap.'-and and at S o'clock fortius to know, that tlio iiulivld or theivalitiiiiM a warm anj dry ual Who Svuta he Ih uoinir liiHni. Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. f 8ictc4 letters pertitniof to personal helU tri tryifne. Dot to d dirnoU w tir iiatrf i tj lr Br,t if a umpe!, rll-aMrMj fbti-iuy U ent lcMMd fttrr -V.ijH I brief and wmten io Ink. Owing to li-t Urge number of letter re oldest soldier in the r?Kinient onc , a. inlntf the naval ataUoniy:ihe level of the kihkv, ;' seo tlio every ycur answers, when the name to enllied men who couhim'!S ' obJectB rating on the table and tt of IVAssuB is called. -jihe exam nations. That al, stir- j the impression of looklnc down at Stepping from the ranfcs. salut- red up a fu. tit while actually slttlnt- helow the In, he saye, "Deuel on the field of j Kti'l another instance wan aban- level of its jour curr. v honor." DAssaa will not be for ih.nrnent of the old -port' andj r EO(ten "t.,,.i r.i" nr.lt ti for " -v"" helmtiiw.i in tavor of cied. only a few can tie artwred here. No rrply can be mle to qiienea not cobform my to li.atrur-tioua. Ad'lrM Ir. William Uradj, in cart of Una oewapper. IT IS THE CRI THE ALRUS SAID is a strikitur fuft, and com navy ir "ripht rudder." St f retary It Vr.ly, :Un4it ti'uultf, mm year. . . Taiy, villi 8i.'4)r, tw . All Utiat, ca-li in aJtanct. . . T.mt savi u),' a nurnb'T of mi! - UCMHCK OF THE ASSfH I.VlKI I'REHa Kmr.tii Ku:l L-ct IV ift Si-rure Ttw A-Mutrd I'm 1 rxrlus-irlji tnlitM to thr u f,,f p.i!il!lifi or all rii'iiidliri artin ta H u i,'iirriie ert(!(H tn tlti wpi BhJ lkb In liie lixjt mat piilih-ift lirein All lilili fi'f ilfllr.UtjD of leltl iiHdurt hfrln art 1mj rt-rn;.! Ofrtflal twr ol ttw Tliy cf Mt-dMdV bfhridi iff JjiLkx'ii futility. go orn daily ar.te flrniljtioo fur tlx Ruinlla m)ii Uci. I, Ji-is, i I UfJ nt; the running tiuit' erul hwiir. Snnif of the par'y siii:h;iy. titi th hiK hard. : lllii-b' b'1 well hlL-lr.v:. and le- hy Jiev- ii'y d' fiiui Tfd kii.uimI it w.ih i ii i ii -v. iraf dark hihI It id t-li k to I fit main Adrrtltif hPtmeiitJtl-et If. C. Mt)JKKB. 1 foMI-AXY flfHrea In Nt V..rk. Cliicari". V-'rnll, ftuvi-M, lu A'isfle. Brittlr. I'orllaiKl. i. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry The K''iit who swapped a stucco hoiife for an nuto lat fall, is now stucco. Yesterday wuk a raw day. .Many w ere eh I U ed to t h f u 1 1 - k n o w n marrow. The KclloKu lJiac.; pari In Irtibd en "uherlnK In the mllleniuni." The pi-ace pact propone to put a quietus on uar, with a world full of snorers ami c'u rot.H. when must t r the earn Kfi'itf d to bo f:clm;. Th map, liowt'Vcr, unipK'.stioMably favored the short eu, with laix red linen leading in a In: l a trallit lina In I'aj-ad'-na, iniuuuh a pia'-i call- ( ed Sunland--niai kt rl "the most dl 1 red route to I.on AnU'de aiul I'af'a , deiiii." i I'asrdnK t hiouu'h t he country re ! cenlJy tlevas'ated by tile M. Fran , cis dam di-aMer did not hriffhten J the n)lritH of f-omo members of the ' parly particularly as In many placeH the highway wan flooded, am in L'o niileri fit kayt half a dozen ears Were obverved either wreck'-d or nirk hi the mini. One i wheel off the pavement in Ihl.s ; country meant disaster that was j vel'v evident. Hut it was too lute to turn back, 'and it alto Meemejl foolKb not to : follow out (Ji1 niiip as lorn: as the ' doctor was so certain it would J nhorlen the length "f I be trip : which was comlnir rloser and clever j every ttiinuii- tti a Voyane and a : stormy voyage at that. i ho'el v. as n aih-.d. One of the most skeptical uf the i party examined the speedometer fded we reading and then asked the. dor! or ior u yinnpse or tne map. 'int-it-it was, al! rluht, heavy red lines lead i m; to Sun ml and down t" I'aiadina and j i to I.os Anitde.. On the back pace, in black let ters near ihe boit"m, the fkeptic, il one also ft-ad: . " This map pn st ria i with t he cmplitiK-nts of the hunland De velopment company." Oh, Doctor! isn't, whereas the real psychopath. trie actually ci-zv or demendted in dividual, never for a moment sus Aim. The experiencp of men In such work Is that they presently become accustomed to (te irrita tion and they apparentlv suffer no ill effects. Ho far as I can lean it does not cause the hair to fall out. The Baby's Eyes The boy on the burning deck, the :man mat rouni upon ins slumps , . . fli., ,.,.......,,,,1 ,.,er 1,1, i had beeu cut off. in , ; fl.' . ,.'anKe ,d). h ba tie of C hevy U.a the man 1 J. , m.-lv-. lhat ale 3'i quai iu M daya and . . . . , i hi, Ihc other thnt ate uothlns lor t"1" "' f" '""K'1 hu ii .., i Hnoroiu abuse over it. Now comes William Wend om an ftln' , . s of Newaik, X. J.. who ml.sed hi'? J1 Hh!p ,tmuacl 1 , nn. i i..,. i ... builders, launched and mad iiioic t-m?n uiii iw.e in jiruih. , . , result will: I'lcar and briubt ihis mornim.-. a nd on' f our unts. who hai been a resilient o: I'aHJidena for over ten years, wouldn't believe we had come throuch a rain nt all. "It didn't rain here," said s)i: "It ever before that the co-called "cold" question, and all physic. ans. health autho.itier. and laymen who believe exposure to colli or wet has anything to do with the respiratory diseaues vul garly associated with "taklni; cold" are wrontf. I statu this boldly, not. 8 nine critics insinuate, merely "They also serve who only maud " luvt Q" " ,,r' J 'V, 7, 7 and wall." 'W Qds 111 v c " l. uf Inny type. Inclnd.n battleships. rr Adler Vlti. aM iiuveltrtd'iut ThaL oruvuked howls of CI it i' ism. Our t!iree and one-half inrinllu 'uh-j nir.i, 'nP,ta iu a,, int ' Ami nil of rhis :in-l mnrh more peClS hf3 Own ,tl,l hnlv Ub.u in IooL- tUr lU-l.t i .u- ii i ii ,r...,;u,..!l in- tl, . I.;....r loliei- CO 1(1 it Ion u.1,,,1 ' " "- ii-ii v oi iv j tji-iiii;'it-., . 'i i ot; i i iniiiitf,. no ! " - ihi.-.-..m 1 , ' bulbs. I think he should be per-, wants tn prove that he amounta to .as "unexp-ded innovations." tbinL- I,, tV mitU'l to d-) so if he Usfres. They Boinethiug, so he robs, or kills, i ' I notice." l iule said to the uiiuk aooui me arp otdinary IU and So watt someone. rivntamler. "Unit nobodv ha yet ........a. ma..., o. Utl 1 1. I W. W. K.) re::t of the World. Amu. 'r harm if Mm liPl.t (n't i Tn thin co'llltrv ciinie ! hNo I aill IllOre Cer- t mr H Q I.U..-'U .. l t... nmnU.v ll.ol tZua llm f,in.inil tain n o w lhnn naturally follows a linftc with his truthfully, that capture Is doubti', i anil'lullt about PVph whnn ho fa Imimln.r n -find imnlshment niven :-tiifn trol his eyes. The baby's sleeping I Not one murderer In ton is pun' room should be dark or without lulled. - changed any I upjn'ct iably." of tliosi- innuvath'i; left'' ! 1 narief imiis ami w hp are Dan- buildinc suburban home in N'erv orit, .. 1., -i.i minnies irom nrnen Si ma re on the west bank of tlm iimh-uu, where a considerable eil uiily of actors is fpriiiKin up. KUi.i plays op posit Helen Moi can la "Show Hunt," and .Mis. F.I1U U Norma Millay, sisster of Kdna M. Viiuent Millay, and herself n poe; ess of merit. Kills decided to build the house l!ielf, with one carpenter, tim cone! trie ixrt and a crew of day labor. Hut to do I 111 he needed his own cement mixer, mo Ip sent to a (.'??. ca so mall order hou.se and purchased one for SUM. "'4. "A ilollar," he averred, "may be juhi a dollar to some folks, but It's u b;i-: of e. inent to inc." O cisiblo light. (CupyrlKht John F. Dille Co.) hasn't rained for a month. I admit ,,L' sensalional and different, but i it is mid today I should s..y the hetaiiBe 1 Ihl.ik It is the most ini-; ciddi-st day t,f the year hut m I-wrtanl p;lnciple of public health! rain. It almost never ruins in Push,- educ:illon that conlronts us today,; deiiii; when It does, only a sprinkle , aml 1 "K"re you I do not take such 1 at nik-hi." utl armirary stand m such a vital Oalhhevlkls are we:irhiK Mispen dcrs. They assume no responsibil ity, and at least one button hh'iiild bo replaced by a platinum n-iil, vlth an emerald imbedded In its head. th kx ii 10 vi:akkm:i) (Hed Dhirr News) One of our recent editorials inferred to the in embers if thr lefrislaturo ns "law break ers" instead of law makers. We apologize, at least fur thu time being- Dr. Itoche, an eminent sava nt of Fiance, deeply versed In t he iielenccs, and adorned with Ioiik white whiskers, up and pro nounces that there Is no sui h thine as luck In the lives of hu mans. We have lonr; Htispected as muh, but Dr. Hi che has in one fell Bwnnp lii'Ufdicd aside a sWet-L and lender hope t hat so tne day J.uck miKht come to our house, I and pour upon a forgotten devo- i tee until UH per cent druiVnt d, tieusurrs, etc., etc. No luck! Homebody lend a Kim, est there lie a suicidal leap into llm by 1 IVinfuo.'" A World without luck. woulil he 11 dreniy world, and all of Mica Woiiiark'it inlncH Just holen In the irouml. J.uck takes t he ; 1 place of Simla l.'Iaus, and to many I So Iherp was another slmrt cut I b eted, and onci more I be main highway was abandoned th" map beim: examined carefully b-neath an are baup ni a Mreet orner for corroboration. In the dark and the delude, it was nal orally difficult to find a place called Sl'NIand, but finally It looiacd ale-ad ft) red lights hunk' across th" sired There Keemed to be a wealth of hot-do' stands and hambuiHer carts alonK the main tem as wdl us In tin suburbs, but we didn't stop to ex amine them. No Pay a delta, however I ,.h , nt-idcH appeared. left Hanla P;irbara al 2 o'clock and This in the mine relative who 1 Ib'Vrs (he K.'KM boards In foutlle j ti Califtunla are mort Jiitractive than in any other pari of the country! The pro ulf tournament here b; just finishing, and met Walter Ha i:en at one of the hoteH thin morn ing. Having met Walter in .Med ford recently, we Kieet.-d him with a smile and shook his hand. Wal ter is used to that Kort of thint;, no doubt. He plainly jdtowed h had no more Idea who your con spondent was than the Man in ih ffi questiou without lone and thought lul consideration of the rt ponst billty one in my position as Uacher or expert owes to those who place ronfidenee In the health teachings it-v fit.a i.t-u ir, as I am certain, exposure to' iyl cold. wet. drafts, chan-ie of or. liiBUffl.-lent clolhhiB ' and all lhat, never taimes aclunl Illness! (exiw.'pt frnsthiti..). allhouuh trlflln;: chuuecK cf this l-.Lid In the end ,' roii!iif?nt iintnieHtionahlv dn hrin'i ";on nnffllng. sturi'lns up tho iiohc. ! sneezing. c(mRimi)? and ncuiaim smliK'n Inrrvime of Kecrctlona In in i mm i i w sun In Britain they catch 90 per cent of them, and those caught are hung, swiftly, f-i'itl.sli burglars operate without automatics. They re al'iaid they muRht u?e them, and lu Pritaln that is fatal to the bur-; glar. ! Twelve men were arrested in Now York for maintaining "speak eauies" In violation of the prohibi tion law. Their lawyers admitted j that they kept speakeasies and ad mitted that one of the defendants j both bought and Hold'lfqucr. i All twelve were acquitted, and presumably they aVe back in the speakeasy business. Only Sisyphus knows what a job the enforcement fl-ient has. And Sisyphus was not bothered by offers of bribes to let stone roll back. Talks Willi DmiorrsiM. Dan Ms tjupe asi'ees v. ith the' party preccptn laid down by Gov-, ernor Smith in h'n po.t-i lection ; radio broadcast, holdini; that the tleinocrats must offer a construe-! live program ami not trud to ol -ftrurtive tactics In nincn-ss if they expert to tretth' Votes some ilav , lo return to power. Thit was the. burden of his talks with senators, and members of the house. IP! 's completely out of sympathy, however, v.iih Johnnie Jtaskob's j theories of reorganiz'iiion confer-1 t.-nces iind such-like; ' and. inci-! dentally, with Uaf kidi tariff ni-! lions. I VIGOROUS BODIES NEED VEGETABLES Sugar Works Wonders in Flavoring Them . Mimn. -We .illulitn..il lilm anil ,n..i i... w he beamed with friendliness. "Oh, 1(,-;0, thront ()r ( ,.st disease, it ' Medf.Hd. sure! llov, are fol.Thoin- itnI(,w.u that the fHmiUur l(!m -a son and hyd Smith? Chan lan ls'cp" Is a misnomer. If vou .x-aii down here. loo bad he didn't click by that any actual llluous or indis- ' In I.os Angeles the way he did on posjllon. i your course. That was good KIfr When I set out on mv Ioiik cher-' hi. nhii'iil Mi.'' lili I ....It l .i. i . .. , ' - M ' iMien uvocauon oi snowny; inese .... ...i.ri,... ..m i.. iw. iit.,wi ti...w- litiod nor luiH. which U u l.ti.i ul.o. ..-...i . m l,l,tf,,, smi1 lo tK ""-scil UM'M - iii.iniVO'iUrt null . ' I IU in now sci- I always play best after beiiiK kimuI ent'flc murder should he done. I'm and rotten." ..';uini; to select anions my earlier viciim:t people w .in recite Shakes- Pasadena this is lis fiist, and. peani'a line about a rose by am according to report, will be Its last jollier name at this Juncture. If ft j for Home time, a majority of the were merely a matter of noiueii and no i resident of Pasadena don't care lo clalure I should be the lai;t to com We hail ' walk further than from the front tdai.i abojit Ihe "common cold." Put stoop to i he llmoif-lne. j it Is infinitely more serious than ! thai. I would reject, the use of th'M term been use II is tnlsleadltm. I enoiiuli (o because it lends lo put people! off ; should see Doctors that know wara you to beware of so-called Influenza cures; keep warm, so to bed and slay, until well, when you feel the grip fastening on you. Kat orangca and Ktapeiruit, drink plenty of water. .and rest. Your blood must fight th? disease germs. Keep away from quacks and cures. One "cure' kllle.;4 a man A feller lias lo he mighty ornerv ' and Ills wife lit West Virginia. - "What do these canned tomatoes need to make them taste better?'' Su.frar added to the toniatoes while Uiey are beim: heated will work , wonders in makinp them enjoyable. Eon.-jtimcs as much su-jar as two ; tablcspoonfuLs to a quart is needed. 'What's wrong with these peas? j They taste flat." Arid u Leuspounful of stifrar to a can of peas while you are warming them and notice the di'Torctce. "What's the matter with lh?se carrots? They don't tr.ste liko carrots." Add a teasrtoonful of suar to the carrots while they are cooking and notice the difference. : "This corn is almost tasteless.1 Add a teaspoonful of sugar to a can ol stewed corn when war mini! il nml inirr t!tn imnrm-nmDni I ho streets ofC Broadway trul.le in Kv-ryono improves the flavor of J number at Ch'.isinias time, theii , canned corn by adiline; butter, salt I ranks swelled In- many who find ntl pepper. ' 'P to n teaspoonful of takings better in that line at the susar per can will K,vo nn even NEW YORKER ARGE AT Ity . D. Seymour. i NKW YORK. Panhandlers in days. Ir. KrLshaiie luts wltlMlnntii j from th Kini; Hvm'Kv case, (i.'opyrli;ht, John F. DIUu 'o. ) Brisbane'sToday the wrist watches were all around C; (wrist walelU'S. il seem", never j II Ik elciidili),' up and f. auree exact ly ) b-ss thin I ai miles a snowstorm. The order j from tinla Itiirbara and the liuod dart for Hie desert so we ;i Ship Sedan had been hlttluK it up "k'uin. P.on voyaj-e! P. W (Continued from Page One.) Is Ilk reach that nu:i, we only thinns that han-i off Khard because it is a Kravu obsLaclL' pened 1UU.DU years a-.n. An:! frum i P. Communications KAY ADVOCATES THRIFT My A l lorida Divcze To the --dltor and readers: I don't know how well the people I cent camphor seed to fiu-ceeded. but If anyone wnnl s more, will und them Mine. The seed tcermhiates belli'l- If plant ed mmiii as ripe; don't wait for TMOM.NS P. KAY, Statu 'i"n-iisi;ii r s!io has be'1!! the deep and pnd'ouud thluklni; ef Or. itoche to thu contrary not-wiihstandttiK. niarvetoiiN pal, spring. At least wo find it ' our! I SO : The fool and premature robin, who has been idiylarkiiiK about tht I nlv. clubski campus, was out ibis , .... morning hlnutiiK. but what h to slnjj about was not. use hero and your climate Ilk is mild. ; 1 Irive men a vine -afd to have come from Japan. I never raw but the one. :t has a rapid! Krowih ami when It Is two ori rat s old the seed, which I InoItU Ulc, UI. .. t ..,.,11 I eli l ' .'l'l,ll,IUl1, lin atiii'S, comes on the vine from i had : ft) the WUV ol Prevention of Lh the "nutsiib iiniverseti" bovoni flip respiratory inlections, wliieh class borders of our Milky Way, light I or Kroup of diseases, the pnhlie travels J.imu.iMiO and more years! health stat Id icians find, are r,is-; m i each us. ! ponrlhb- for threeloiivthH of tho ill-j Why try to limit a universe like.! iichs physicians attend. 'that? I There are a score o,- more ol dls-i eases reconr.fcd as coiumoii res-j Dr. Joseph (Joidber jJer, public phaiorv inlections coryza, mens-; health aurgeon, compieror oi the ! les. epidemic menhinitis, lo natue i destructive disease palladia, au-j typical instances ard as a genural ' ti or of many important contribu-! rule when one Is coming down with 1 tions to science, is dead, and In sure ni;i'.inst (lis lre;.;i in 1 :t l c r years. Ii each In dividual, in the earlier period ol his life, could ho sufficiently i in pressed with Ihe Importance of sav port ion ol turnings, pov ihieHned: If you pretend it is any In general would not exist WASHINGTON' BYSTANDER holldav season than In the employ ment whleh sustains them the other 1 1 months of the year. Hut the woman who appronehrd three aetoi-s who had slopped to greater improveimnt. Add a dash of sugar to the cook injr of string beans. It isn't strnnpc that sugar im proves all thrso eetables. Nature lelnit on Forth-fouith slroet did not I voIoped sweetness as the perfect hook like professional l.KK.. , flavor and the result is tin-proper I eve,, like a voluntary amateur. shl. I n;""t .f sm.nr chants fat un was far from tattered, and her i Palatable food, into dishes that can brown jaeke, was messed unti, lt , b enjo ed. 1 shone. Hut her faeo was serewed ! ,-9" fmolls P .t I llv.ay: lint" a maelstrom of honest urief. I V " ! c'r' . on. oi .cl n:K"s i m meai com plcLe. Tbu y-j;;ar Institute. . Thrift Week reminds us of th? reccaii y of acc uniulatlng a re sd'vo fund to provide for emet gencl':s and to In- Ity Klrke Ii. WASIIINOTON iJaniels of North came tip to look Simpson, '(Ira ndpa' Carolina, ii on the maebtrom of honest grief. I "l wonder If a gentleman could j wive me a few coins enough to 1 get a bile to eat at Ihe automat?" j she inquired shyly, wringing her' hand in a manner lhat indicated i this business to be very dbtusteful I to hr. The response was tpiiek as , she went on to explain licit she was 1"C , exppctinir mime nion-v from Ire- j land and it hadn't arrived. due quarter, another ;i Ihe third pulled j who 1 r.-l ..i, ,,;ivii In-r I 5 cents, and wh ! some coi?i from his poekd she tie gridiron tlinner of the season and also to net h is new grandson, a native of Washington, con of Dr. anv of these re.-miralo, v infection ' hi order Mm shHU ...,. e,.f tn.-l i u (,r,n i-UMley Uanicl. found Uliio neither he nor the doctor can tellito Ihe winds, above tin; Potomac. !to ,;:irl'y tne tnnU of Demorraey ' p. which It Is goir.-; lo he if ahy. - jaoom. tne mooies ot senate nuu:n.IV(1 unat makes Ihe situation worse H " llt'' " ls '"i enangcu "'- ! morniir." lhat all of iheae infe'tioiis ari! , rf"" -hy the crematory lb- turned little dl-tuayed by sh(l i,.,st(.ri0,i tl, most reatlliy eoiaiUUUiealed I.) PnM"e. in.ti iio-uo.i ih more un- .-i... .iM.piiii.if UI-MCI..OM io "it' i in,. dnyo of invasion, before the actual ' l,"t s tuun relativity. ui nooter coiumn ami utterly oj I Men lillfil lun-Linir nw-i- im,l bmrin.- her (hanks and saying, "Thi:t ir, a I' rent plenty, and Pin sure 1 sbnil ' rtiif w n e y of my own in the are judged by m rd dtaynosis is made. Well, what aru!ll',? atoms that were his body be you going to call your illness in leathered from tho dust and mil to i this stage, pending a diagnosis? Not IKelher as in life, to stand bclore "a cold." unlesH ynu at e ci iminally ! 'n Judgment seat ? wo Know nothing atioiit any mini; , thing as innocent as that you give "I" real importance, and that makes LACKS SAPIK( V (i:ucc no Iteic'Mer) Dear Aniiii Laurie: A girl that I love d"arty has promised to bo my wife . . . What do you think of a girl that promises as much na that, and then she duos not want to go with her prospective husband for feat that people talk about her? WONDKPINti. The pictures show John Cool 1dKe, bon of the Prciddenl. In a Aln.ior'H uniform. It In a low ami ornery opinion, thai he has tied his Paw In a cowboy hat. The Detroit police took a photo irrnph of It. murder, and the in tended victim, l hrce police nn u ami tho camera escaped. 'three to six feet or more from Ihe ground. Tho wrltd has seen ihesj potato-like bulbs la rue as i a hen's egg. My friend who owns Mho vine cells ihe largo potatoes In her store at 10 cents each, tho smaller ones che gave to mo last week. They nre iu size from a white beau to that of a small marble. Oregon has a mild cli mate mid no doubt will grow them as well as Florida. Any way, try It. 1 will cend two or' three of Ihe bulbs to anyone who1 seiid-i a plain address and post- iige. ) So you can grow t he monkey vino loo, ro -cat led from the fan - ( eled rercmblaneo ihe hirsts bulbs I your friends and associates no fair ' warning. You pepper everybody Thomas B. Kay incentive io save is uecemuuicu ny within raiue with whatever von'v ihe fact that wages are still high. j.;nt. - , ,, eontempl Ible thl:i'; IT history repeats Itself, the lullut j lo do. He fair and canare about i cd dollar of today will hove a much H. Cull it the "r.l" ' ( kreol ; that; nr.Mter purchasing power in the fu- ; l n honest acknowledgement lhat lure. ThoRO who nave now will In highly rewarded money up praac'i" its pre-war vn1urt. you supuosti i( may be connntint- Iciihle hut u s yet ynu don't, know jjusl what you are developing. That gives your liietwla and associate faith most necessary Many are the definitions of that misapplied word 'Mentlemnn" the dictionary calls gentleman "a well bred and honorable- man.' The cynic hhvs, "A gentbinan is one who never offcuds another unintentionally." posed lo suggestions that the oerulle party needed lion. Incidditally, it's hard to real ize that p! years have gone by dnco Joscphus Daniels stepped ; into national prominence as navy 1 secretary In Wood row W. (son's itablncl. The years sit Very Ughtly Oii this veteran of journalism and : politics. the street, in ectlon of ihe aulomat, audi her benefactors remarked to each ; 1 Other 1h;il hern umu u'ltmaii ivtw. ! rcorganiza-; u..is y ,n nncM, Alul u sh(. ; hustled off. the doorman in frte.it j of an Italian restaurant turned toj j the taxicab driver boide him andj .said: ! "That woman takes in more' money on this street than other two panhandlers." Pallet It Wilson, a well known'. It Is gathered from all (he ads. that most of "tho genial fun-rul directors." are tn "homelike fu peral parlor!'.'1 When better earn are made. bootlewgeiH will not buy them. A PI POKMl.K Itl lOllMS j (lililepeiuloiKv Monitor) For come thirty years now ' T have been trying to regulate tlio w odd ami reform a part of the terrain and hat e not ' succeeded In wholeonln lotn. This new yvnv on the very first day am making a col cmn rcstdution to qutt entire ly the reforming businos and I to refuse to attempt in rcgu ( late anybody. I urn going lo try to attend to my own buci ! Hess ctricHy and let coniehody else run things. ' TVIore Miffcring for the women folks. Spring boeM w ill tcuiure M-a A'hc Moderne." a lady tl hi a wrote i of l be window and was full of the queerest hud, thai never I do. lined, only grew larger until 1 1 hey looked like little potatoes. the'1 W,,,ll hvv explaining them: hope to be the nue to i;et them grnwtPK In f regon. MPS. AI.h'K wapnki:, Stntb n P, J.ickMinville, l"la. I.lrtb' to Otitt ANN AHIUHi, Mich.. Jan. :i. lFi It was learned authoritatively today Unit Dr. Clarence. Cock Utile, one of the yuunnest heads of a major American univer.-dty. will rt-hlich as president, of tho University of Michigan tonight. Tho resignation is understood to have been prepared for presenta tion at the monthly meeting of the board ot regents. fair warning; and Ihey m.iy keep j laWyPr. recently s'hoi by his wife, beyond range or not as they see fit Anyway, you play lair ha-i to Ihe human fae. Last year I sent one of the bulbs to In Mbhigan. She plant- kilchen window box. She, ore Qnn 8hi "ed ie it hiul run to the topi iiiwi iv c. ,...,.,. i. .t , , ( I lie lievvspapers urn stressing l he fact lhat gn.-.i s.i.pnienls from the , QUESTIONS AN 0 ANSWERS Sweating Feet 1 am greatly troubled with odo. ous sueaty feet. (K. W. C.l A ns. -liepeat complaint, enrloi-e stamped envelope bearing your ad dress and use, your name by title. Very Good Remedy I am wondering what sort of a remedy you have to offer lor dan drul I'. ID. M.I Ans. Some readers tell me it Is i never offer :i j correspondent j More Haniels Memoirs.. The Pystander Mispoets that the former secretary is contemplating Another Rood tbMrnlllon would fit I"" a,U)',ion ' "'"I""""""" library and it cropped up that ho had been greatly amused to rt ad . Ihe concluding language, of a (. ,n li ti -u nr. ,.i i..i 1 tl-11 ul 11 1 own career i iv a VOl lanvhow.'he had elveo her e .innteor hloglaoher. It was 1 ' .. " " -Men. nreKliiiifil-.lv rliii-iin llu ivivvl l"0m"""- j days, l.ut before American on-! r ."-'Ibdx-d nialioKany. So the Culld j I There art, inanv wavs of Kalnint:! trance into the world war. u had one built at :, co-l of a I hou-: fanio. Lahire. French flehter tried , wound un In- saylnu- that Kecrelary i ""'' dollars, ami the si.e. if.ealions lias introduced unexoeet- ,v" ""." " o !" "i si.t-. i iiicKiiiunhly in a tantrum. I ells tho court she did not mean , Table Tlpplim. . Kor "W'Iiiks n'v i:urep." a play j in which all tin- union takes. place. I in the British cabinet chaniber. ; the Theater Guild needed a mahog i any tnhle IK feel lone tho tnhje i about which the ministers met. It (had tf. be mahogany, hecause its 'material wa- mentioiod In the .lia-il .L.,., .. of the plav. and there nsinl' J"" UUr APPEARANCES. Do you look the part ycu wish to play in life? Our clothes made for you will do it. lOKUe -Hcor!"e NEW WOOLENS jto rescue Joan of Arc. boat many , Daniels .service' made a ' a good one. Put remedy unless Ih f the Uritlsh. fought all his life. 1,(1 Innovation" into the He is mentioned now because, j and Piu-le Joe gleefully when ho fought a hi-1? bear. he. note of that observation, prayed. "Lord, 1 do not ask vou to: help Labile. 1 only ask you nut to! X,IV" Duioatlon. help this bear." j VVhy shouldn't he? Among 4 4- j those "Innovations" for w hich he Another Frenchman. D'Assas do . was directly responsible was tin teehnitiut. The audi'-nees will not notice it. but the top sWn's lightly down toward the footlights so that holder, of seats own front, hdow R E LI EVE la Tour D'Auvergne, lliulf of Mexico and Pacific Aineri-' 'L'"s hie he or she has da-ah nil'. lean ports I sve. -;reatlv Increased. Morage Battery Worn roumbd by enemies with lone shii I while shipments from Argentina Hesse Inform me wheilicr tho lances, cried out to rouse and suvoisame suddenly sur- ant 'wine-mess order for naval 1 the! bone dry footinir afloat as tunics irom storage atlerics on the camp ot his friends, and kepi j bluejackets, it caused an uproar) ( tiarge are iiarmtui io nenitti. lit on snouting until the lances si-! within the service and a consider- woiu neat n e.ieusive reruns this cause I in in r to hccoine ilrv l leneml lilm. aro fewer than lu past years. made to Chinook Ihetitre. flurry nlmoat instnntlv with sso on ewtiiJow o 60c THOXiN , Upstairs MUTT AND JEFF Isn't Mutt a Wise Old Fox? 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