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Editorial Correspondence
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Ao Itakprndtfil Kufwr
littered u et-cond outtrf it
Ur.a, unotf Act ut U-udi 6. lr7.
6! ftSl (illTlON HATES
Br Jlatl in a.)-iiic
tm.j, Bilti Boi.'Im, frr
Itajjjf . !iti Sir 0 Biuntd
lU.;y, kltlx itt tt . ri jy , jfi
I4il, Kitih'Ol Sunday. ajuh....
8otk!aj, i.i j.er - ':
It. I UU I., ,!..,-. In McHlV.r.l ia.!-.n.
JarUumUIf, Oiitial 1'ulnl, 1'boeuii, Talent, liuld Till.
bill 'wJ tn II tiJay :
PjIij. ith ui:!y, Bunfh.
I'ASADKNA. Oil.. Jan. IT. The- mount! 3
doctor joint dQ .QSmtu, llarbara, ,Sllil,lt:t'!
tiiHi jh a iu'(iy r.ii-i.- own e iti.ni
ti for rasadena under his exp-rt
direction. Tin- mat hbox hi used
lasl year as tl mi;i"iliiliK sib k wan
discardeO.iiul a brand new auto
secured al a real en-
5 most uf the time.
I
trio moM.Pina:.
tate oitiec, wi:h all hurts of ihlii
S.o.i
cute u'lgi-amn thov.li.g f-hort cutn,
paved, macadam mi I dirt hihway-i,
map was eon.-u! ted at Wii-
tura, and the director dt
should take otic of the cut-off
On tht caravan pplatdied. how
ever, und at 7, or thereabouts, the
tht pavement started to run down
hill at u burprifdiiK rati, and curve
after t:rvu appeared, imkI then
In a glare uf drill that reached
io the rniidbound heavens, I'osa-
d-na ap.'-and and at S o'clock fortius to know, that tlio iiulivld
or theivalitiiiiM a warm anj dry ual Who Svuta he Ih uoinir liiHni.
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
f 8ictc4 letters pertitniof to personal helU tri tryifne. Dot to d dirnoU w
tir iiatrf i tj lr Br,t if a umpe!, rll-aMrMj fbti-iuy U ent lcMMd
fttrr -V.ijH I brief and wmten io Ink. Owing to li-t Urge number of letter re
oldest soldier in the r?Kinient onc , a. inlntf the naval ataUoniy:ihe level of the kihkv, ;' seo tlio
every ycur answers, when the name to enllied men who couhim'!S ' obJectB rating on the table and tt
of IVAssuB is called. -jihe exam nations. That al, stir- j the impression of looklnc down at
Stepping from the ranfcs. salut- red up a fu. tit while actually slttlnt- helow the
In, he saye, "Deuel on the field of j Kti'l another instance wan aban- level of its jour curr. v
honor." DAssaa will not be for ih.nrnent of the old -port' andj r
EO(ten "t.,,.i r.i" nr.lt ti for " -v""
helmtiiw.i in tavor of
cied. only a few can tie artwred here. No rrply can be mle to qiienea not cobform
my to li.atrur-tioua. Ad'lrM Ir. William Uradj, in cart of Una oewapper.
IT IS THE CRI THE ALRUS SAID
is a strikitur fuft, and com
navy
ir "ripht rudder." St f retary
It
Vr.ly, :Un4it ti'uultf, mm year. . .
Taiy, villi 8i.'4)r, tw .
All Utiat, ca-li in aJtanct.
. . T.mt savi u),' a nurnb'T of mi!
- UCMHCK OF THE ASSfH I.VlKI I'REHa
Kmr.tii Ku:l L-ct IV ift Si-rure
Ttw A-Mutrd I'm 1 rxrlus-irlji tnlitM to
thr u f,,f p.i!il!lifi or all rii'iiidliri
artin ta H u i,'iirriie ert(!(H tn tlti wpi
BhJ lkb In liie lixjt mat piilih-ift lirein
All lilili fi'f ilfllr.UtjD of leltl iiHdurt
hfrln art 1mj rt-rn;.!
Ofrtflal twr ol ttw Tliy cf Mt-dMdV
bfhridi iff JjiLkx'ii futility.
go orn daily ar.te flrniljtioo fur tlx Ruinlla
m)ii Uci. I, Ji-is,
i I UfJ nt; the running tiuit'
erul hwiir.
Snnif of the par'y
siii:h;iy. titi th
hiK hard.
: lllii-b' b'1 well
hlL-lr.v:.
and le-
hy Jiev-
ii'y d' fiiui Tfd
kii.uimI it w.ih i ii i ii -v.
iraf dark hihI It
id t-li k to I fit main
Adrrtltif hPtmeiitJtl-et
If. C. Mt)JKKB. 1 foMI-AXY
flfHrea In Nt V..rk. Cliicari". V-'rnll,
ftuvi-M, lu A'isfle. Brittlr. I'orllaiKl.
i.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
The K''iit who swapped a stucco
hoiife for an nuto lat fall, is now
stucco.
Yesterday wuk a raw day. .Many
w ere eh I U ed to t h f u 1 1 - k n o w n
marrow.
The KclloKu lJiac.; pari In Irtibd
en "uherlnK In the mllleniuni."
The pi-ace pact propone to put a
quietus on uar, with a world full
of snorers ami c'u rot.H.
when must t r the earn
Kfi'itf d to bo f:clm;. Th map,
liowt'Vcr, unipK'.stioMably favored
the short eu, with laix red linen
leading in a In: l a trallit lina
In I'aj-ad'-na, iniuuuh a pia'-i call-
( ed Sunland--niai kt rl "the most dl
1 red route to I.on AnU'de aiul I'af'a
, deiiii."
i I'asrdnK t hiouu'h t he country re
! cenlJy tlevas'ated by tile M. Fran
, cis dam di-aMer did not hriffhten
J the n)lritH of f-omo members of the
' parly particularly as In many
placeH the highway wan flooded,
am in L'o niileri fit kayt half a
dozen ears Were obverved either
wreck'-d or nirk hi the mini. One
i wheel off the pavement in Ihl.s
; country meant disaster that was
j vel'v evident.
Hut it was too lute to turn back,
'and it alto Meemejl foolKb not to
: follow out (Ji1 niiip as lorn: as the
' doctor was so certain it would
J nhorlen the length "f I be trip
: which was comlnir rloser and clever
j every ttiinuii- tti a Voyane and a
: stormy voyage at that. i
ho'el v. as n aih-.d.
One of the most skeptical uf the
i party examined the speedometer
fded we reading and then asked the. dor! or
ior u yinnpse or tne map. 'int-it-it
was, al! rluht, heavy red lines
lead i m; to Sun ml and down t"
I'aiadina and j i to I.os Anitde..
On the back pace, in black let
ters near ihe boit"m, the fkeptic, il
one also ft-ad: .
" This map pn st ria i with t he
cmplitiK-nts of the hunland De
velopment company."
Oh, Doctor!
isn't, whereas the real psychopath.
trie actually ci-zv
or demendted in
dividual, never
for a moment sus
Aim. The experiencp of men In
such work Is that they presently
become accustomed to (te irrita
tion and they apparentlv suffer no
ill effects. Ho far as I can lean
it does not cause the hair to fall
out.
The Baby's Eyes
The boy on the burning deck, the
:man mat rouni upon ins slumps , . . fli., ,.,.......,,,,1
,.,er 1,1, i had beeu cut off. in , ; fl.' . ,.'anKe ,d).
h ba tie of C hevy U.a the man 1 J. , m.-lv-.
lhat ale 3'i quai iu M daya and . . . . , i hi,
Ihc other thnt ate uothlns lor t"1" "' f" '""K'1 hu
ii .., i Hnoroiu abuse over it.
Now comes William Wend om an ftln' , . s
of Newaik, X. J.. who ml.sed hi'? J1 Hh!p ,tmuacl 1 ,
nn. i i..,. i ... builders, launched and mad
iiioic t-m?n uiii iw.e in jiruih. , . ,
result
will:
I'lcar and briubt ihis mornim.-.
a nd on' f our unts. who hai
been a resilient o: I'aHJidena for
over ten years, wouldn't believe
we had come throuch a rain nt all.
"It didn't rain here," said s)i: "It
ever before that
the co-called "cold" question, and
all physic. ans. health autho.itier.
and laymen who believe exposure
to colli or wet has anything to do
with the respiratory diseaues vul
garly associated with "taklni; cold"
are wrontf. I statu this boldly, not.
8 nine critics insinuate, merely
"They also serve who only maud " luvt Q" " ,,r' J 'V, 7, 7
and wall." 'W Qds 111 v c " l. uf
Inny type. Inclnd.n battleships.
rr Adler Vlti. aM iiuveltrtd'iut ThaL oruvuked howls of CI it i' ism.
Our t!iree and one-half inrinllu 'uh-j nir.i, 'nP,ta iu a,, int ' Ami nil of rhis :in-l mnrh more
peClS hf3 Own ,tl,l hnlv Ub.u in IooL- tUr lU-l.t i .u- ii i ii ,r...,;u,..!l in- tl, . I.;....r loliei-
CO 1(1 it Ion u.1,,,1 ' " "- ii-ii v oi iv j tji-iiii;'it-., . 'i i ot; i i iniiiitf,. no ! " - ihi.-.-..m 1
, ' bulbs. I think he should be per-, wants tn prove that he amounta to .as "unexp-ded innovations."
tbinL- I,, tV mitU'l to d-) so if he Usfres. They Boinethiug, so he robs, or kills, i ' I notice." l iule said to the
uiiuk aooui me arp otdinary IU and So watt someone. rivntamler. "Unit nobodv ha yet
........a. ma..., o. Utl 1 1. I W. W. K.)
re::t of the World. Amu. 'r harm if Mm liPl.t (n't i Tn thin co'llltrv ciinie ! hNo
I aill IllOre Cer- t mr H Q I.U..-'U .. l t... nmnU.v ll.ol tZua llm f,in.inil
tain n o w lhnn naturally follows a linftc with his truthfully, that capture Is doubti',
i anil'lullt about PVph whnn ho fa Imimln.r n -find imnlshment niven :-tiifn
trol his eyes. The baby's sleeping I Not one murderer In ton is pun'
room should be dark or without lulled.
- changed any
I upjn'ct iably."
of tliosi- innuvath'i;
left'' ! 1 narief imiis ami w hp are
Dan- buildinc suburban home in N'erv
orit, .. 1., -i.i minnies irom nrnen
Si ma re on the west bank of tlm
iimh-uu, where a considerable eil
uiily of actors is fpriiiKin up. KUi.i
plays op posit Helen Moi can la
"Show Hunt," and .Mis. F.I1U U
Norma Millay, sisster of Kdna M.
Viiuent Millay, and herself n poe;
ess of merit.
Kills decided to build the house
l!ielf, with one carpenter, tim
cone! trie ixrt and a crew of day
labor. Hut to do I 111 he needed
his own cement mixer, mo Ip sent
to a (.'??. ca so mall order hou.se and
purchased one for SUM. "'4. "A
ilollar," he averred, "may be juhi
a dollar to some folks, but It's u
b;i-: of e. inent to inc." O
cisiblo light.
(CupyrlKht John F. Dille Co.)
hasn't rained for a month. I admit ,,L' sensalional and different, but i
it is mid today I should s..y the hetaiiBe 1 Ihl.ik It is the most ini-;
ciddi-st day t,f the year hut m I-wrtanl p;lnciple of public health!
rain. It almost never ruins in Push,- educ:illon that conlronts us today,;
deiiii; when It does, only a sprinkle , aml 1 "K"re you I do not take such 1
at nik-hi." utl armirary stand m such a vital
Oalhhevlkls are we:irhiK Mispen
dcrs. They assume no responsibil
ity, and at least one button hh'iiild
bo replaced by a platinum n-iil,
vlth an emerald imbedded In its
head.
th kx ii 10 vi:akkm:i)
(Hed Dhirr News)
One of our recent editorials
inferred to the in embers if
thr lefrislaturo ns "law break
ers" instead of law makers.
We apologize, at least fur thu
time being-
Dr. Itoche, an eminent sava nt
of Fiance, deeply versed In t he
iielenccs, and adorned with Ioiik
white whiskers, up and pro
nounces that there Is no sui h
thine as luck In the lives of hu
mans. We have lonr; Htispected as
muh, but Dr. Hi che has in one
fell Bwnnp lii'Ufdicd aside a sWet-L
and lender hope t hat so tne day
J.uck miKht come to our house, I
and pour upon a forgotten devo- i
tee until UH per cent druiVnt d,
tieusurrs, etc., etc. No luck!
Homebody lend a Kim, est there
lie a suicidal leap into llm by 1
IVinfuo.'" A World without luck.
woulil he 11 dreniy world, and all
of Mica Woiiiark'it inlncH Just holen
In the irouml. J.uck takes t he ; 1
place of Simla l.'Iaus, and to many
I So Iherp was another slmrt cut
I b eted, and onci more I be main
highway was abandoned th" map
beim: examined carefully b-neath
an are baup ni a Mreet orner for
corroboration. In the dark and the
delude, it was nal orally difficult
to find a place called Sl'NIand,
but finally It looiacd ale-ad ft) red
lights hunk' across th" sired There
Keemed to be a wealth of hot-do'
stands and hambuiHer carts alonK
the main tem as wdl us In tin
suburbs, but we didn't stop to ex
amine them.
No Pay a delta, however
I ,.h , nt-idcH appeared.
left Hanla P;irbara al 2 o'clock and
This in the mine relative who 1
Ib'Vrs (he K.'KM boards In foutlle j ti
Califtunla are mort Jiitractive than
in any other pari of the country!
The pro ulf tournament here b;
just finishing, and met Walter Ha
i:en at one of the hoteH thin morn
ing. Having met Walter in .Med
ford recently, we Kieet.-d him with
a smile and shook his hand. Wal
ter is used to that Kort of thint;,
no doubt. He plainly jdtowed h
had no more Idea who your con
spondent was than the Man in ih
ffi
questiou without lone and thought
lul consideration of the rt ponst
billty one in my position as Uacher
or expert owes to those who place
ronfidenee In the health teachings
it-v fit.a i.t-u
ir, as I am certain, exposure to' iyl
cold. wet. drafts, chan-ie of
or. liiBUffl.-lent clolhhiB ' and all
lhat, never taimes aclunl Illness!
(exiw.'pt frnsthiti..). allhouuh trlflln;:
chuuecK cf this l-.Lid In the end ,'
roii!iif?nt iintnieHtionahlv dn hrin'i
";on nnffllng. sturi'lns up tho iiohc. !
sneezing. c(mRimi)? and ncuiaim
smliK'n Inrrvime of Kecrctlona In in
i mm i
i w sun
In Britain they catch 90 per cent
of them, and those caught are hung,
swiftly, f-i'itl.sli burglars operate
without automatics. They re
al'iaid they muRht u?e them, and lu
Pritaln that is fatal to the bur-;
glar. !
Twelve men were arrested in
Now York for maintaining "speak
eauies" In violation of the prohibi
tion law. Their lawyers admitted j
that they kept speakeasies and ad
mitted that one of the defendants j
both bought and Hold'lfqucr. i
All twelve were acquitted, and
presumably they aVe back in the
speakeasy business. Only Sisyphus
knows what a job the enforcement
fl-ient has. And Sisyphus was not
bothered by offers of bribes to let
stone roll back.
Talks Willi DmiorrsiM.
Dan Ms tjupe asi'ees v. ith the'
party preccptn laid down by Gov-,
ernor Smith in h'n po.t-i lection ;
radio broadcast, holdini; that the
tleinocrats must offer a construe-!
live program ami not trud to ol -ftrurtive
tactics In nincn-ss if they
expert to tretth' Votes some ilav ,
lo return to power. Thit was the.
burden of his talks with senators,
and members of the house. IP!
's completely out of sympathy,
however, v.iih Johnnie Jtaskob's j
theories of reorganiz'iiion confer-1
t.-nces iind such-like; ' and. inci-!
dentally, with Uaf kidi tariff ni-!
lions. I
VIGOROUS BODIES
NEED VEGETABLES
Sugar Works Wonders in
Flavoring Them .
Mimn. -We .illulitn..il lilm anil ,n..i i... w
he beamed with friendliness. "Oh, 1(,-;0, thront ()r ( ,.st disease, it '
Medf.Hd. sure! llov, are fol.Thoin- itnI(,w.u that the fHmiUur l(!m -a
son and hyd Smith? Chan lan ls'cp" Is a misnomer. If vou .x-aii
down here. loo bad he didn't click by that any actual llluous or indis- '
In I.os Angeles the way he did on posjllon. i
your course. That was good KIfr When I set out on mv Ioiik cher-'
hi. nhii'iil Mi.'' lili I ....It l .i. i . .. ,
' - M ' iMien uvocauon oi snowny; inese .... ...i.ri,... ..m i.. iw. iit.,wi ti...w-
litiod nor luiH. which U u l.ti.i ul.o. ..-...i . m l,l,tf,,, smi1 lo tK ""-scil UM'M
- iii.iniVO'iUrt null . ' I IU in now sci-
I always play best after beiiiK kimuI ent'flc murder should he done. I'm
and rotten." ..';uini; to select anions my earlier
viciim:t people w .in recite Shakes-
Pasadena this is lis fiist, and. peani'a line about a rose by am
according to report, will be Its last jollier name at this Juncture. If ft
j for Home time, a majority of the were merely a matter of noiueii
and no i resident of Pasadena don't care lo clalure I should be the lai;t to com
We hail ' walk further than from the front tdai.i abojit Ihe "common cold." Put
stoop to i he llmoif-lne. j it Is infinitely more serious than
! thai. I would reject, the use of
th'M term been use II is tnlsleadltm. I enoiiuli (o
because it lends lo put people! off ; should see
Doctors that know wara you to
beware of so-called Influenza cures;
keep warm, so to bed and slay,
until well, when you feel the grip
fastening on you. Kat orangca and
Ktapeiruit, drink plenty of water.
.and rest. Your blood must fight
th? disease germs.
Keep away from quacks and
cures. One "cure' kllle.;4 a man
A feller lias lo he mighty ornerv ' and Ills wife lit West Virginia.
-
"What do these canned tomatoes
need to make them taste better?''
Su.frar added to the toniatoes while
Uiey are beim: heated will work
, wonders in makinp them enjoyable.
Eon.-jtimcs as much su-jar as two
; tablcspoonfuLs to a quart is needed.
'What's wrong with these peas?
j They taste flat." Arid u Leuspounful
of stifrar to a can of peas while you
are warming them and notice the
di'Torctce.
"What's the matter with lh?se
carrots? They don't tr.ste liko
carrots." Add a teasrtoonful of
suar to the carrots while they are
cooking and notice the difference.
: "This corn is almost tasteless.1
Add a teaspoonful of sugar to a
can ol stewed corn when war mini!
il nml inirr t!tn imnrm-nmDni
I ho streets ofC Broadway trul.le in Kv-ryono improves the flavor of
J number at Ch'.isinias time, theii , canned corn by adiline; butter, salt
I ranks swelled In- many who find ntl pepper. ' 'P to n teaspoonful of
takings better in that line at the susar per can will K,vo nn even
NEW YORKER
ARGE
AT
Ity . D. Seymour. i
NKW YORK. Panhandlers in
days. Ir. KrLshaiie luts wltlMlnntii j
from th Kini; Hvm'Kv case,
(i.'opyrli;ht, John F. DIUu 'o. )
Brisbane'sToday
the wrist watches were all around
C; (wrist walelU'S. il seem", never j II Ik elciidili),' up and f.
auree exact ly ) b-ss thin I ai miles a snowstorm. The order j
from tinla Itiirbara and the liuod dart for Hie desert so we ;i
Ship Sedan had been hlttluK it up "k'uin. P.on voyaj-e! P. W
(Continued from Page One.)
Is Ilk
reach that nu:i, we
only thinns that han-i
off Khard because it is a Kravu obsLaclL' pened 1UU.DU years a-.n. An:! frum i
P.
Communications
KAY ADVOCATES THRIFT
My
A l lorida Divcze
To the --dltor and readers:
I don't know how well the
people I cent camphor seed to
fiu-ceeded. but If anyone wnnl s
more, will und them Mine. The
seed tcermhiates belli'l- If plant
ed mmiii as ripe; don't wait for
TMOM.NS P. KAY,
Statu 'i"n-iisi;ii r
s!io has be'1!!
the deep and pnd'ouud thluklni;
ef Or. itoche to thu contrary not-wiihstandttiK.
niarvetoiiN pal, spring. At least wo find
it
' our!
I
SO :
The fool and premature robin,
who has been idiylarkiiiK about tht
I nlv. clubski campus, was out ibis , ....
morning hlnutiiK. but what h
to slnjj about was not. use
hero and your climate Ilk
is mild. ;
1 Irive men a vine -afd to
have come from Japan. I never
raw but the one. :t has a rapid!
Krowih ami when It Is two ori
rat s old the seed, which I
InoItU Ulc, UI. .. t ..,.,11 I eli l '
.'l'l,ll,IUl1, lin atiii'S, comes on the vine from i
had :
ft) the WUV ol Prevention of Lh the "nutsiib iiniverseti" bovoni flip
respiratory inlections, wliieh class borders of our Milky Way, light I
or Kroup of diseases, the pnhlie travels J.imu.iMiO and more years!
health stat Id icians find, are r,is-; m i each us. !
ponrlhb- for threeloiivthH of tho ill-j Why try to limit a universe like.!
iichs physicians attend. 'that? I
There are a score o,- more ol dls-i
eases reconr.fcd as coiumoii res-j Dr. Joseph (Joidber jJer, public
phaiorv inlections coryza, mens-; health aurgeon, compieror oi the !
les. epidemic menhinitis, lo natue i destructive disease palladia, au-j
typical instances ard as a genural ' ti or of many important contribu-!
rule when one Is coming down with 1 tions to science, is dead, and In
sure ni;i'.inst (lis
lre;.;i in 1 :t l c r
years. Ii each In
dividual, in the
earlier period ol
his life, could ho
sufficiently i in
pressed with Ihe
Importance of sav
port ion ol
turnings, pov ihieHned: If you pretend it is any
In general
would not exist
WASHINGTON'
BYSTANDER
holldav season than In the employ
ment whleh sustains them the other
1 1 months of the year.
Hut the woman who appronehrd
three aetoi-s who had slopped to
greater improveimnt.
Add a dash of sugar to the cook
injr of string beans.
It isn't strnnpc that sugar im
proves all thrso eetables. Nature
lelnit on Forth-fouith slroet did not I voIoped sweetness as the perfect
hook like professional l.KK.. , flavor and the result is tin-proper
I eve,, like a voluntary amateur. shl. I n;""t .f sm.nr chants fat un
was far from tattered, and her i Palatable food, into dishes that can
brown jaeke, was messed unti, lt , b enjo ed.
1 shone. Hut her faeo was serewed ! ,-9" fmolls P .t I llv.ay:
lint" a maelstrom of honest urief. I V " ! c'r'
. on. oi .cl n:K"s i m meai com
plcLe. Tbu y-j;;ar Institute. .
Thrift Week reminds us of th?
reccaii y of acc uniulatlng a re
sd'vo fund to provide for emet
gencl':s and to In-
Ity Klrke Ii.
WASIIINOTON
iJaniels of North
came tip to look
Simpson,
'(Ira ndpa'
Carolina,
ii on the
maebtrom of honest grief. I
"l wonder If a gentleman could j
wive me a few coins enough to 1
get a bile to eat at Ihe automat?" j
she inquired shyly, wringing her'
hand in a manner lhat indicated
i this business to be very dbtusteful
I to hr. The response was tpiiek as
, she went on to explain licit she was
1"C , exppctinir mime nion-v from Ire-
j land and it hadn't arrived. due
quarter, another
;i Ihe third pulled j
who
1 r.-l ..i, ,,;ivii In-r
I 5 cents, and wh
! some coi?i from his poekd she tie
gridiron tlinner of the season and
also to net h is new grandson, a
native of Washington, con of Dr.
anv of these re.-miralo, v infection ' hi order Mm shHU ...,. e,.f tn.-l i u (,r,n i-UMley Uanicl. found Uliio
neither he nor the doctor can tellito Ihe winds, above tin; Potomac. !to ,;:irl'y tne tnnU of Demorraey ' p.
which It Is goir.-; lo he if ahy. - jaoom. tne mooies ot senate nuu:n.IV(1
unat makes Ihe situation worse H " llt'' " ls '"i enangcu "'- ! morniir."
lhat all of iheae infe'tioiis ari! , rf"" -hy the crematory lb- turned little dl-tuayed by sh(l i,.,st(.ri0,i tl,
most reatlliy eoiaiUUUiealed I.) PnM"e. in.ti iio-uo.i ih more un- .-i... .iM.piiii.if UI-MCI..OM io "it' i in,.
dnyo of invasion, before the actual ' l,"t s tuun relativity. ui nooter coiumn ami utterly oj
I Men
lillfil lun-Linir nw-i- im,l bmrin.-
her (hanks and saying, "Thi:t ir, a I'
rent plenty, and Pin sure 1 sbnil ' rtiif w
n e y of my own in the
are judged by m
rd
dtaynosis is made. Well, what aru!ll',? atoms that were his body be
you going to call your illness in leathered from tho dust and mil to
i this stage, pending a diagnosis? Not IKelher as in life, to stand bclore
"a cold." unlesH ynu at e ci iminally ! 'n Judgment seat ?
wo Know nothing atioiit any mini;
, thing as innocent as that you give "I" real importance, and that makes
LACKS SAPIK( V
(i:ucc no Iteic'Mer)
Dear Aniiii Laurie:
A girl that I love d"arty has
promised to bo my wife . . .
What do you think of a girl
that promises as much na that,
and then she duos not want
to go with her prospective
husband for feat that people
talk about her?
WONDKPINti.
The pictures show John Cool
1dKe, bon of the Prciddenl. In a
Aln.ior'H uniform. It In a low ami
ornery opinion, thai he has tied
his Paw In a cowboy hat.
The Detroit police took a photo
irrnph of It. murder, and the in
tended victim, l hrce police nn u
ami tho camera escaped.
'three to six feet or more from
Ihe ground. Tho wrltd has seen
ihesj potato-like bulbs la rue as
i a hen's egg. My friend who owns
Mho vine cells ihe largo potatoes
In her store at 10 cents each, tho
smaller ones che gave to mo last
week. They nre iu size from a
white beau to that of a small
marble. Oregon has a mild cli
mate mid no doubt will grow
them as well as Florida. Any
way, try It. 1 will cend two or'
three of Ihe bulbs to anyone who1
seiid-i a plain address and post-
iige. )
So you can grow t he monkey
vino loo, ro -cat led from the fan - (
eled rercmblaneo ihe hirsts bulbs
I your friends and associates no fair
' warning. You pepper everybody
Thomas B. Kay
incentive io save is uecemuuicu ny within raiue with whatever von'v
ihe fact that wages are still high. j.;nt. - , ,, eontempl Ible thl:i';
IT history repeats Itself, the lullut j lo do. He fair and canare about i
cd dollar of today will hove a much H. Cull it the "r.l" ' ( kreol ; that;
nr.Mter purchasing power in the fu- ; l n honest acknowledgement lhat
lure. ThoRO who nave now will In
highly rewarded money up
praac'i" its pre-war vn1urt.
you supuosti i( may be connntint-
Iciihle hut u s yet ynu don't, know
jjusl what you are developing. That
gives your liietwla and associate
faith most necessary
Many are the definitions of that
misapplied word 'Mentlemnn" the
dictionary calls gentleman "a well
bred and honorable- man.' The
cynic hhvs, "A gentbinan is one
who never offcuds another unintentionally."
posed lo suggestions that the
oerulle party needed
lion.
Incidditally, it's hard to real
ize that p! years have gone by
dnco Joscphus Daniels stepped
; into national prominence as navy
1 secretary In Wood row W. (son's
itablncl. The years sit Very Ughtly
Oii this veteran of journalism and
: politics.
the street, in
ectlon of ihe aulomat, audi
her benefactors remarked to each ;
1 Other 1h;il hern umu u'ltmaii ivtw. !
rcorganiza-; u..is y ,n nncM, Alul u sh(. ;
hustled off. the doorman in frte.it
j of an Italian restaurant turned toj
j the taxicab driver boide him andj
.said: !
"That woman takes in more'
money on this street than
other two panhandlers."
Pallet It Wilson, a well known'.
It Is gathered from all (he ads.
that most of "tho genial fun-rul
directors." are tn "homelike fu
peral parlor!'.'1
When better earn are made.
bootlewgeiH will not buy them.
A PI POKMl.K Itl lOllMS
j (lililepeiuloiKv Monitor)
For come thirty years now
' T have been trying to regulate
tlio w odd ami reform a part
of the terrain and hat e not
' succeeded In wholeonln lotn.
This new yvnv on the very
first day am making a col
cmn rcstdution to qutt entire
ly the reforming businos and
I to refuse to attempt in rcgu
( late anybody. I urn going lo
try to attend to my own buci
! Hess ctricHy and let coniehody
else run things.
' TVIore Miffcring for the women
folks. Spring boeM w ill tcuiure
M-a A'hc Moderne."
a lady
tl hi a
wrote i
of l be window and was full of
the queerest hud, thai never
I do. lined, only grew larger until
1 1 hey looked like little potatoes.
the'1 W,,,ll hvv explaining them:
hope to be the nue to i;et them
grnwtPK In f regon.
MPS. AI.h'K wapnki:,
Stntb n P, J.ickMinville, l"la.
I.lrtb' to Otitt
ANN AHIUHi, Mich.. Jan. :i.
lFi It was learned authoritatively
today Unit Dr. Clarence. Cock
Utile, one of the yuunnest heads
of a major American univer.-dty.
will rt-hlich as president, of tho
University of Michigan tonight.
Tho resignation is understood to
have been prepared for presenta
tion at the monthly meeting of the
board ot regents.
fair warning; and Ihey m.iy keep j laWyPr. recently s'hoi by his wife,
beyond range or not as they see fit
Anyway, you play lair
ha-i to Ihe human fae. Last
year I sent one of the bulbs to
In Mbhigan. She plant-
kilchen window box. She, ore Qnn 8hi "ed
ie it hiul run to the topi iiiwi iv c. ,...,.,. i. .t , , (
I lie lievvspapers urn stressing l he
fact lhat gn.-.i s.i.pnienls from the
, QUESTIONS AN 0 ANSWERS
Sweating Feet
1 am greatly troubled with odo.
ous sueaty feet. (K. W. C.l
A ns. -liepeat complaint, enrloi-e
stamped envelope bearing your ad
dress and use, your name by title.
Very Good Remedy
I am wondering what sort of a
remedy you have to offer lor dan
drul I'. ID. M.I
Ans. Some readers tell me it Is i
never offer :i j
correspondent j
More Haniels Memoirs..
The Pystander Mispoets that the
former secretary is contemplating
Another Rood tbMrnlllon would fit I"" a,U)',ion ' "'"I"""""""
library and it cropped up that ho
had been greatly amused to rt ad
. Ihe concluding language, of a
(. ,n li ti -u nr. ,.i i..i 1 tl-11 ul 11 1 own career i iv a VOl
lanvhow.'he had elveo her e .innteor hloglaoher. It was
1 ' .. " " -Men. nreKliiiifil-.lv rliii-iin llu ivivvl
l"0m"""- j days, l.ut before American on-! r ."-'Ibdx-d nialioKany. So the Culld j
I There art, inanv wavs of Kalnint:! trance into the world war. u had one built at :, co-l of a I hou-:
fanio. Lahire. French flehter tried , wound un In- saylnu- that Kecrelary i ""'' dollars, ami the si.e. if.ealions
lias introduced unexoeet- ,v" ""." " o !" "i si.t-.
i iiicKiiiunhly in a tantrum.
I ells tho court she did not mean
, Table Tlpplim.
. Kor "W'Iiiks n'v i:urep." a play
j in which all tin- union takes. place.
I in the British cabinet chaniber.
; the Theater Guild needed a mahog
i any tnhle IK feel lone tho tnhje
i about which the ministers met. It
(had tf. be mahogany, hecause its
'material wa- mentioiod In the .lia-il .L.,., ..
of the plav. and there nsinl' J"" UUr
APPEARANCES.
Do you look the part
ycu wish to play in
life?
Our clothes
made for you
will do it.
lOKUe
-Hcor!"e NEW WOOLENS
jto rescue Joan of Arc. boat many , Daniels
.service'
made a
' a good one. Put
remedy unless Ih
f the Uritlsh. fought all his life. 1,(1 Innovation" into the
He is mentioned now because, j and Piu-le Joe gleefully
when ho fought a hi-1? bear. he. note of that observation,
prayed. "Lord, 1 do not ask vou to:
help Labile. 1 only ask you nut to! X,IV" Duioatlon.
help this bear." j VVhy shouldn't he? Among
4 4- j those "Innovations" for w hich he
Another Frenchman. D'Assas do . was directly responsible was tin
teehnitiut. The audi'-nees will not
notice it. but the top sWn's lightly
down toward the footlights so that
holder, of seats own front, hdow
R E LI EVE
la Tour D'Auvergne,
lliulf of Mexico and Pacific Aineri-' 'L'"s hie he or she has da-ah nil'.
lean ports I sve. -;reatlv Increased. Morage Battery Worn roumbd by enemies with lone shii
I while shipments from Argentina Hesse Inform me wheilicr tho lances, cried out to rouse and suvoisame
suddenly sur- ant 'wine-mess
order for
naval 1
the!
bone dry footinir afloat as
tunics irom storage atlerics on the camp ot his friends, and kepi j bluejackets, it caused an uproar)
( tiarge are iiarmtui io nenitti. lit on snouting until the lances si-! within the service and a consider-
woiu neat n e.ieusive reruns this cause I in in r to hccoine ilrv l leneml lilm.
aro fewer than lu past years.
made to Chinook Ihetitre.
flurry
nlmoat instnntlv with
sso on ewtiiJow o 60c
THOXiN
, Upstairs
MUTT AND JEFF Isn't Mutt a Wise Old Fox?
Heorea Journeyed .Sunday to the
fi!ori 1.11(1 slick Idaces for sklim;.
Moliu.' milflo the pIuhkc mi fklls.
Iind others elsew here.
reconciliation clinch was
.toped In the covo of the Vawtcr I
JtoyN fiduciary depositary lust ec,
which no Kentleman wtoild khK
Ot. The until! clincher had no Ini
nnd no overcoat, ami when ihey
departed, tho lesser clincher did
polite walking.
. Tho .1. I'Vtf llcalll ini,.- Ih coin
itut uIoiik lino, niul tlio muHcicM f,r
lilx uruiH lire bcKinniiiK to Ret
brawny, lie clacked his Jlad buck
of Ihe ear with a KtlitKlng left
liootf, und iflaKKered him.
Classified ktlvcrti'liiK Ket. re.ulta
aide
:anu mi, in. r.. i.i Ills rcKiment exists still, nnd the .nolher Uanlels "innovat i,oi" I
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