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Newspaper Page Text'Tv I 1 1 mi m VAQE FOUR MEDPOKD MAIL TR1RUNE, MEDFORD, QREOOX, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 2, 1929. ItBDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE Daily. Buily, ttcrkly .'uiiu.-rU If tbt MEPKOKP 1'KINTIMJ CO. J5-3T-tf N. Kir si. 110BKKT W. Ill HL, Mil 8. BI M1TV;U 8U1TII, Unaf An IiKkpcodrat Nnrewprr Kntertd m hcoimJ rlui mltrr it qttCim, uuder Act of Much 8. HI ltH( H1PT1UN HATK8 By Mill In Adiwiw: lUtly, flit) Bumujr, rr fi.av luiiv Kith KnruLi month T3 lUUy, vitlwut Bundiy, Jfr . . .!0 I Daily. without Bundiy, month '. .66 I Wftkj Hail Tribune, ue yr 2.00 f Hiudj, one jrtr v , . 1.00 tty t'rrlr. In A In Watford, AitiUnd, Jtfkjon.ille, Onlial I'olnt, flwenlt. Talmt, bold Kill iihI oo lliiiiin; Pally, vltlt HurnJar, nonth..,., $ .75 I lull)-, wIUkhil HumJa?, month & Pally, titbout Kunday, one eaf t.00 Paly, with Sunday, one w -00 I All I Mini, tun lu adiance. CHEEK UP, ME. SIEOELS! ONLY those oltl uien who have forgotten their youlh,-Qrj who bet on California, will refuse to give Center Rush I Kit-gels of the Golden Benin a-Part full of sympathy this moni- j It was only another thrilling football (,'ttiue to those mil Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. ntlctll WtUra ("ruining t prmul health and byin, not to dlMtM IUlU tMtmmU will bu umtrtd by Or. Brad; it a Uaipd, self ddrreaed tnvciop to ritciuMd. Ltttort abouJd b brief and vritUo la ink. Owing to Ui Urgt natulwr of letter r cviftdl 00 J y a lew can b answered here. No rrpiy can be mxtim to quene oot ooutorov Uig to Instruction. Address Dr. William Brady, in cai of IbU otwapaper ' MKMUKK UK THK AB8WIATKI) MEMS t Uriiln Knll la Hire Hcfilee I The Ariatrd frn it culiwhtly entitled (0 thf U tH publication of all iwi dUpttclift rrnlltrd to II or otherwise eredllrd in ttiu paper, apid also to Ute Iwtl iiewi pulilUhd Iwreln. t All rlRlH fr pulilicatioo of epecUl dUpatchea liMfln ore alut rmmed, nrrlrlil pilx-r of tlw City of Mcdrord. urriclil plr of jMkMD Count)-. fUorn daily avfface drruUllon for lU nonths nallm Del. I. IU2S. 3. L AdmlUInc llrnfiwnUIIn ' SI. C. MOtXNHKN COMPANY J (llflm In Nn Yiiti. ClUcuo. Ixtroll, FrjnclHCo, Loi Annrtf. Bntllf. PiUlUml. Ye Smudge Pot Bf Arthur Perry Not many Oregon in-wnimpcrs rlurlnR the hoMdayH pulillahod the ramnUH olitniinl. . "Yen, Virginia., Thorn-1h n Kiintii CIouh.'' Thrie 1h. howover, qulto a trntlrncy to pioclnliii: "Vei4, Vii'K'nlu, Prohi bition 1b a SurcfKS. 1 J Thf jlrrnd FoRiionzu Ih liguln KWcrpliiK Iho vitllry. "Vic u-nH ho drunk lie wrh a irrntlinmin' all rvi'iilnK. and never qteMed - on my rnriiH once, In neven diiwn'hrH, reporlH lioy Vord-fnupc of thn loeal Imitation Jll'ltlHll not. 1 Tho way to inako Ink flow in a fountuln pen. l''lourlnh It over a blank nht-ck, beforo upplyluK to tile HUlllonery. ' ' Kisseu KiiiuuH ui me none itowi, ,cw ear s alTeTiioon. Hut to this poor ehai, Kii'cU, it was a heart-breaking trag cry from the effects of 'which he in uonvincod he will never re cover, and the humiliation of which he will never forget. That is the way we take football when wc are yoiuin, and j particularly when we have won n armty 1 utter. Ami, to make it all the harder, Iiic'Ki'ls will be captain next year, which mean u added burden to carry, while that filial touchdown, so cheer iiiK to his team nuitcs, only iirovidcd an added blow, for it re moved all doubt 'that Kit-gels' "bout-head" play lost the yame. 1MV.N WITH CO TTAGK ClIKKKK An 1 look back on Jf-oh. well, let It bo, now that it Mllpped out, only you bud better- believe I'm not Huch nn old geezer ah 1 j Oltl men arc pit filiiK liorn hhoes, and klda are playliiK llinr Ioh, iiiul tho population In be tween la liuny watuhlnir tho cun teHtH and uomhatH. ' A Kent who Kheaked oTf and Kot marrli-tl lat HUiiiiner, Iihh aneuked nff nh'aln, and tho brldo haa Hiienked back to Mainn. Oil, ICl'titilOK W K'KKDM-SS (Tills I'fliH-r) .' Lifebuoy Honp not only ro ; moveH flu and other kciiiih ; mid protccta health, but in a : favoiile Hoap for every toilet , and hath purpoHc. It la ro- freahlng and cletinriltiK. In pleaHaiHIy hygienic .'and hiY o for ;-' tho moat dulicato aliiH. ' 1 Mr. AVIIllani t'olenian nun recov ered from a hard cold, which wan aoftened by pioneer uiethodH. Mr, t'olenian wan Kfeaned wllh tur pentine and lard, and fed aug-ar noaked In turpcntlno, and forced to ninell camphor und turpentine, hud for two ciayH, had a mutch been Htruek In hln vicinity lie would havo burnt into flanicn. Tho Inronda of civilization In the Kouth, by rcaaon ;f aovoral atatea Klnir Republican on ac count of Mr. lloovor'H onKlnuerlng j uljlilty, wan not so novoro an firm feared, an that nectlon of tho Union hun ievcrtod to Its favorite Outdoor Hptni lynching. An no ropo wuh hundy. the negro victim wan burned alive. 'c. can not find Iho clipping, saved weeka for thin orcanlon, whlt-h nhowed that In dlnlrlcta ntaglng a lynching, thn ahurch attondanco Inci'caaed the foilowltitf Sunday, Too bad, too bad. But, like all oUier tragedies in life, this one may prove to be a blessing in disguise. That Hiegels has the stuff in him is. pretty well demonstrated, by the fuet that ho not only returned to. the game, but in the second half blocked o Georgia punt and recovered the ball u play which probably prevented another Georgia touchdown. At any rate, we hope that Captain Nii-gels leads his team through a victorious season next fall. He certainly deserves that consolation. For, as a matter iof fact, that sixty-yard run in the wrong direction was not poor football, it was not even a bonehcad play. It was an accident.- A blow' on the head must have re versed Kicgel's sense of direction. It was not his fault, but merely his misfortune, that Noiiicthing in his head broke in stead of something in his leg for then a run in any direction would have been impossible. .' '" i , ''. But the sporting world won't take it that way. As has fre quently been pointed out, publitf opinion is pitiless. Who ever allowed Shodgrass to forget that he dropped a high fly in a crucial world spriest. . And there was the man his name wej have forgotten who 'failed, to.. touch second base. Accidents all of them. .But accidents which determined the results. And results arc what the world is interested in. Ke- sulls and sensations. , , AVe only hope this man Iliegels has a sense of humor, l-'or football, after all, is very much like life. There are lucky breaks and tough ones, and there seems to be no rhyme or rea son in the way they arc distributed. The ability to take whatever comes with a smile, and keep on hiltinif the line hard, reifiirdless. iiot, onlv Ileitis a lot. but. is amazingly gullllble about thera ., , . , r !. i ' I - i' - ' ' - I politic uucHtlunx, even name of the the best receipt for ultimate success.-, J - , . r hoity-toity ind who ait in high Ho cheer up, Hiegels! I,et the mob roar and clowns laugh. Sooner or later there will be andthcr break, and by all the laws of chance it should -be ii lucky one.:; fj ! ' ' what la tho cauue? In there any cure for name? It. K. Ann. I fear there in no cure for name, it ncems to be an deeply rnuteil nu in refttu wa , u,utn nound it aeems to me I'd druther t The i,rr,.t...i i,.h..i..ui i ently afraid the afflicted oorro- be a poor b o y than pampered child of a family In what in eupho nioUHly termed cany c I r c u m ntancen, except for t w o aerioun npondent will think the affected one In u common human being If nho umc8 auch a plain word nn where Mine might Junt un well be uncd. Or in nome cuhcm the affect ed one winbes tu make certain the afflicted curi-enpondcnt will know any pain nowa duyn. The flrnt drawback wan that nome of the neighbors alwayn hud brown nugar In go on bread'n'but. tor, wliereun at our houne wc had to aubnint on white, it uny. The other drawback wan that, wberean some of the neighbor on npectnl oceanlonn procured ad rather on tcntntiuUHly paruded Hour cheenc, at our houne the lowly cottage eheene had to suffice, (Jut then, there w-ere compennatloiiH, and one of the grealeat of thenc waH mo lannea. not the helnoun concoction of nulphur dioxld and other ingred ient:) that you got If you Indiffer ently aak for motanacn today, but the real otd-fanhlnned uunophlHtl cated commodity which, like liver and round steak, wa graciously conceded tho portion of the poor. How times (and prlcen) have changed! Twenty yeuin ago or later there wan a tremendoun vogue for a cer tain hlghfalutlii' nostrum that pur ported to sort of restore and ntal blllze exhausted or depleted nerv-' oun energy and all that sort of J bunk. The nostrum boasted tho endorsement of thousands of cml I nent profennorn. inc.udtng an 'Im-j I posing nssortment of medical gen tlemen. This "scientific" endorse-' I ment placed the nostrum In a class apart, Just as the blindfold test by Moron of the Movies delermlneH ' which weight of coffin nnll is best I-for tile voice of a coloraturc so-1 prano. Professors are notoriously ( credulous, and I have found med ical professors in many Instanecn u.uouckh w.ncn h0 WUB wpUlnB o.icer. Tench probably n o v e r mouth Is the populur name for give youngmors vinconfa pain nowa- HUeririi irurni th Drnrtonpn of which in cullureH t'8tubHMhoH the UluKnutiiu. - a luablo remedy la a dully upiilicution of a puatc mado by inolttlenitiK tfodium per borate with water; thlH should reman five rnlnute. Then the inouth und throat Fhould be wuwhed many times dally with a ho lulion of tho perborate In wator. Another (ilii Oone Voolltlu, 1 am a youiiK lady 17 years of age, five feet one and a. half lneheH tall. Would Hmoklne an average of three to five cigarettes dally atunt my growth if I Inhale? is there any way I can increase my height ? K. V. J. . An. Vovan't matter whether you Inhale or not Inhaling merely makes the drug art moro quickly, but the smoker gets all the of feet J even if he never inhales. , The in- continent hog, the dope fiend, the' wishy-wushy individual who has no character or will of his own but is controlled by tho habit, inhales. I can't tell you how to increase stature, daughter, but I advise you to break away from tobacco and the associations that encourage its use, until you are fully grown up. (Copyright, John K. Dllle Co.) King Kootball is dead; long live King HiiKketball I Almost uny body can nainu the next cabinet, w to inline the present one. The hard job ; Maybe the erities who call jMiiladelphia sleepy served any part except its conscience. haven't ob- Another'way to eliminate lost motion would be to have the boss send January and February pay cheeks direct to tho gift shops. . , Considering the fact he has eight doctors, it seems to the office cynic that 'King (.ieorgo is indeed making a remarkable recovery. ' ,. - cavkk roii iiArTrm; (Coon flay Times) I urn sending you a few (turns of news. W'o enjoyed tho titoim. Tho wind uua terrible, blowing trees und limbs down und taking tfeo tups off curs. Everybody laid down their bridge hands, to ndmlro the pop eyed 1'eklnesfl dog, which has not been' christened by the ownercss. It is a cinch this cur will nut be named Hover or Nero, Farmers urn reported "Jubltunt over the rain." One farmer wus noted lu tho midst of a Jubilee, t hut was prod uccd by somot It Ing besides a dipper full of rulu water. The public write It 1.130, Is warned nut to In It Is reported that a ftupper buoMegger in Oregon was carrying moonshine in her bloomers. This ought to give someone a chance to revive that old Juke about u kick the mints! (Life.) A few , weeks ii go a Washington. D. C. reform asuoclaliim reportod that Oregon school chltdron, wore be ing sold moonshine In stick candy, and Itals assumed that tlto young Inrlv above mentioned Is tho re milt. , CltlieiiK report thai family cows are tntstuUlhg their front pastures fur the ru n, v , The handful of autulsts with jifw licenses, bus bcoir lncteatetl to ti hatful. 4 , The Mail Tribune takcH this occasion to thank hundreds of Mibseribers who have tukon the trouble to phone congratulat ions upon v. quality of its condensed New Year issue. Mr. , Ford refuses to establish a brauch in Scotland. Henry may be sore because of tho way in which the latest, Ford joke has been replaced by the latest story about the Scotchman. Seattle claims it has tho champion team of women archers with a record of 89 bullseyes out of 100. Vo always were sorry for husbands who havo to live in Seattle. ' places as censors and would-be u in ii res In this very field. j Well, after the great "nerve" re storer had attained a tremendous vogue with tho highbrow popula tion, slung came one .Samuel H, Adams, a terrible voice crying In tho wilderness, and Mr. Adams, In his mild. Iconoclastic way, Intimat ed that the groat nerve restorer was virtually "glorified cottage cheese' garnished with some hypo phosphtte or was It glyccrophos phltes of thin or that, anyway. Just IniprcHNlvo scenery. For a shoVt while the galaxy of professors, both medical and drugless varieties, con tinued tu assure tho maga.fnu readlng world that the miraculous nostrum would clear up any nerv ous wreck, but as our best families havo always harbored n snubblsh contempt for cottage choese, tile doom of the hoax was sounded und the professors folded their tents and presumably collected their bills and faded from tho page for the font Rippling Rhymes Bf Walt Mason. CI1KIKTMA& riCSTIYITlKS At Christmas time we all de fled tho rui we commonly obey; we let the diet by-laws slide, and cut out bran and toasted hay. The children filled themselves with pie and lollipops and costly cake enough to make an old man die and never hud a tom ach ache. Thry ate all sorts of nuts and fruit, and chunks of turkey, goose and duck, und Uiigllsh puddings rich, to boot, and every sort of seasoned truck. They ate whatever was In view, they'd eat a while, then pause to tamp; and then they slept the long night thru, without a spasm or a cramp. Oh, children, you are . truly blest, your little works are sel dom sore; you eat the things you like the best, then rise next day to eat some more. We older ones grow reckless, too, when Christmas bells make their appeal; we'll frolic with tho Joyous crew, and eat for once a good square meal. On Christ mas day all rules arc canned, wo will be human with the bunch; we will not at the sideboard stand and eat a sane and frugal lunch. - And so ' we eat the roasted geese, the richest grub our coin can buy, nnd things which have been fried in grease, and fin ish off with hot mince pje. Wo know, while eating, wo are chumps, our recklessness will make us sU-k; last year wc nearly bumped the bumps from pulling such a foolish trick. But th's Is Christmas, we de cide, and nil the rules may hang themselves; we call for oysters stewed and fried, for all the pies upon the shelves. And now that Christmas day is gone, our ancient works all out of gear, wo swear by Mlko and I'cto and John to have more sense another year. Some Facts Concerning Medford lIEDKOItD in tho flnanciul, commercial and Industrial center Ol southern Oregon and northern California. ', MEDKOriD Is tho olr center of the territory Jfcig liclween San FtkOC . 77. . i ..!.. I 1. pt n 111, built Cisco and Portland, having ft municipal airport, plans formulated for another larger one to be during 1929. f oris for nlr pUo guo Itiver VaJleJ of nonce. In recent years we have con ceived a new respect for cottuge cheese ns n very wholesome and nutritious staple uh well us a rich source of food calcium (lime) and phosphorus. Then our esteem for cottage or "Dutch- cheeso Iihh be come tho greater from the discov ery that it ylohlH a liberal supply of tho vitamins of milk. Nutrition chemists find that rennet cheeses, such an Hw iss and Cheddar types, contain morn calcium In proportion to protein than sour milk cheeso such an oottage. Hut what of It? till It strikes mo tir ncwspntKM'.s print mi nwfut lot o' stuff almut Vnll ntrtvt an' III' stock oxchungc i-onsltlci'l'il' only nlioiit two per our cutiro population know wluit It's ull aliout. Xcvcr lcuvc a moment ' inixiiaitlctl. - I ' Father Kiokard predicts in'JO will bo wet. Jlehbc so. Hut he should remember the future always looks wet New Year's ! I" B. eve. i ' ": STIONN AMI AXSWKItS AlKUIInc I MCI lA-t. . ; 'It seems Imposlbie for me to eat tomatoes, lemons, oranges. Please give mo an alkaline diet lint, also tell me what kind of medicine. IS. There won't be truo sex equality until some broke lady reaches for a cigarette, and hits her thumb stepped on. - AVc see in the Iron Age that there w no traffic congestion in the I'anama Canal., If Uncle: Sam' finds it necessary to send some of his traffic cops down there, wc know a motorist who would like to choose two or three of tlicm'. , ,ns. You have listed the most efficacious foodn for opposing ncldj. osln or favoring alkalinity. Why medicine? You might add to yuui). diet potatoes, prunes, raisins, besivs, carrots, cabbage, lettuce, pcaj peacucs, mtisKuielou, apples, - ba, uunus. i almonds, celery, bultoiv cream, augur, glucose, starch, laid.' beef fut, mutton fat, fish, for oil of these Items- favor ulkullnlty or ul least form no acid. v Trclli-H Mouth. What Is "trench mouth," and Quill Points MEDKOltU Is A BlouliinZ point for practically all coastwiso truflic. Including nir mail and passenger lin8. MEDFORD lias the only ucrologlcnl weather station in Oregon, nulling wind velocities and woalher reports on the coast. MEDFORD Is famous as the shipping point for Ro fruits. Pears grown (jenr this city nro world-famous. JIEDFORD in the gateway to Outer I-ako National Psk; 113.323 visitors entered this park during the 1928 summer smson. MEDFORD is the center of Juckson county's lumber industry and Is tho home of tho Owen-Oregon Lumber company 'and Tomlln liox factory. , ! MEDKORU Is situated on the Pacific Highway and the SoutScrn Pacific raihoad. t MEDFORD has u population of nenfty 1-1,000 peoplo; Increased 7S40 since 19S0. MKDKOHI) lias 40 new business establishments, started in 1-J2S. MEDFORD lias Ssti new structures, erected In 1928, ut a cost over a half-million dollars. ( MKDFORO postoffico receipts for 1928 wero I88.1S7.34. MKDFOUD bank deposits, to December 8th, wore J G, 1 07,4 U 2 .02. .MKDFohf) wuter users exceed 3200. ' MKDFOUD is tho home office of the California Oregon Power com pany, which operates throughout southern Oregon , and - northern California. MEDFORD in the terminus of two logging railroads, ono leading to liutte Falls :.nd the other Into tho Jacksonville hills. .MRDFORD elevation is 13H8 feet. MKDFORD has 3220 telephones. MEDFORD has a radlc broadcasting station. KM ED, the Mall Tribune-Virgin station. MEDFORD has a water system costing approximately IU75.00O. piping Ice-cold water from giunt mountain springs to this city. MEDFORD 1928 fruit crop of 4553 carloads brought approximately So, 000. 000 to Rogue River valley growers. ! MEDFORD has a JI85.000 high school. MKDFOUD Is tho scat of government for Jackson county.. MEDFORD lias two modern cold, storage plants, a largo Ice plant and ico storage warehouse. MEDFORD will have a new $100,000 cold storage plant, to lie erected In 1929. MEDFORD has un armory building nnd is the home bf Company A, Oregon National Guard. MEDFORD Is the homo of the Jackson County library. I MEDFORD lias four, grammar schools, a new high school, a prl - vate school, an academy, a business college and a Kin dergarten, j MEDFORD Is tile music center of southern Oregon. - MEDFORD has a modern fruit, vegetable nnd meat canning plant. MEDFORD has u factory branch of the Knight Packing company, making world-famous Rogue River catsup here. MEDFORD has 1S00 acres within the city limits. MEDFORD has approximately 22 miles of paved streets, having tho distinction of being the best paved city of Its size in th-s United States. MEDFORD has un active Chamber of Commerce and a branch I AAA club office. 'MEDFORD hns an aviation school. jMEDFORD Realty Hoard is affiliated Willi the National Doard of I Realtors.' " 'MEDFORD has fine auto camps. ego lias uuno Its worst j1KD1r0RU is tho medical conlor of southern Oregon, having two pretty man feels supe- m.i,i ,rt,iP i,,,,!,,,!., .lor to his wife because ho spends M E1)ronD has jj churcncSi ls frttt'Crnl organizations and a radio IMKDFOriD has many clubs. Including theCraters, Lions, Ilotary and To insure pence, let one neigh-1 Klwanis. bor bo strong enough to lick the 'Mni;rVllu ,a "tur lI,e jatKSn oumy iair urounus. other with ease, nothing the other L n c 1 c Sain a 1 rea d y gags on her. The when has mort- more her. and yet covet 1 I 'KOTt O has two daily and one weekly newspaper. j)as mlijljiil nas one 01 me imest js-note gou courses in me norin- west. worm tamous goners visit uediord and pariici- Travel ls worth while, if only pate in tournaments In this city, to discover what strange, people M KDFOUD ls the heudtpjarters of the Crater Lake Nationul Park, feel superior to the people . of und the home of its superintendent. other sections. ' JIKDFOI1D is surrounded by 772,000 acres of virgin forest, or ap- ! A ' proximately 70.000.000 feet of merchantable timber, ' Americanism: A rich man's j s KUKOIMJ has five good hotels, bride, flush for the first time In IzuKDFOIlD Is surrounded by over 2200 farms. he life, .spending nioney like li i5IVOHD has a ! dehydrating plant, snray manufacturing Plant. '.. a kid In a candy store. :MiiOKORU has a free federal emnlovment bureau. ! .MKDFOKD has an average annual rainfall of 17.52 Inches. MKDFOKD has a trading area which includes over 45,000 people. MKDFOUD has. surrounding her, 55.000 acres of land suitablo foi Irrigation, 40,000 of which are now under ditch. MEDFOHO is tho headquarters, in southern Oregon, for six chain stores. Only the unusual is immodest, and present street costumes would have made tho theatre seem more wicked 30 years ago. The autographs of famous men e worth considerable money, especially When attached to baby- Ik letters. Brisbane'sToday the Individual owner of the little nurc used to make in a year. I Shall wo also have a lieredilarr I. , . , , ,, ,, ! financial class as other countries ladc by the late Payne A bitney. . .radually developed a hereditary ! who left $l,000,000 to various pub-1 royal class? lie purposes. 0ne , came , tj)e front hpatj ti,u.rau.u,Su.iui,,..ill, others, Imposed his will on of the servant prob so few girls wortli aru willing to work The cause leni Is that 30 a week for . AVhen senators speak of dam bill, they don't mean McNury-Huugen bill. Giving MlbStitlltO And why youngster fielding? Anotlicr good wuy to Imost clothing- snlcN Is to ocii milk bottles with your thumb. We are creatures of habit, and the ; perhaps pursuit of tho long green prompts the - universal urge to step on it when tho green light shows. tho pitcher a regular liattcr Is a good Idea, not provide a nlmblo to do tho star hitter's John D. Rockefeller's investment of about 1100.000.000 to provide a now site for Iho .Metropolitan opera parking space, anil a new center of activity in the heart of New ork. --f- Ono hundred million dollars i thorn. Then his sons succccdeil him and woro called kings. Formerly big fortunes were In herited by boys I hat squandered them. Now the fortunes are so big that they can't spend them. Monday, .1. I'lerpont Morgan & spent on Ihroo cily blocks cannot Company, greatest financial housu A village Is a place where neighbors hnto' one another hecimso they ' don't, agree . about tlie new preacher. A typical New Yorker in ono who thinks tho show reveals life in the raw if one of tho charac ters makes frequent reference to tho bom of a lady dog. possibly come back lo Mv. Rocke feller, or even half of it. This writer suggests to James I Simpson, of Chicago, that he nego tiate tor ono of the throe blocks on Fifth avenue an a site for the New York branch of Marshall Fields, that ho has contemplated for Homo years. in America, -excepting tho Ilockc- Idler family, admitted three young men as partners. Each of the three young man was Iho son of a .Mar gun partner. 1 Classified aclv;rtlslng gels results. The objection to nn interna tional ciiess tournament in ltus sia Is that tho Reds will Insist on changing tho rules If thoy arc losing. , Correct this sentence: "Well, woll," chuckled tho amused house holder on bis way back to bed at 3 a. m.; ."wrong number." 4 , SALEM Northwest l'ower Co., of Portland, plans to expend D.- 920.000 for power development Scientists gathered ill New York j predict a constantly diminishing' number of leaders, "bosses" rulit;..; on a big scale over great number of I drudges that will do tho work. ' If the drudges havo a five-day week, a seven-hour day, one or two automobiles, radio, talking niRclilne, I vacuum cleaner and good pay, tlicy i will not object violently. 4 hre you formerly had one hun dred llttlo stores, you now have ono gigantic store. Anil tho gisan- MUTT AND JEFF Yea, the Boys Are Still in the Big Game Country, Yet Not So Still SDM&DAV. 00 AMMUNITION . I COVJLftN'T' TH, (V0NeYT frli rvhb .wrstj vie OOt MC. V ... llE Kami AMM Tlu V' X VMIUC ;bti.kt rnl.it.' H DROP.FRONS DROP IN AY TRACK' "riTN iwiNure. There's ono consolation. If llollvla borrows war funds, thero project In Llnn and" Marlon coun-jtic store cmpluys a hundred men. ' leach of whom makes more than will -be no quarrel about security. I tics. WHY SUFFER With Rheumatism and Neuritis When we can positively nssurc you full, roliel or your nioney back. Casey's Guiranteed Rheu matic and Jeuritis Remedy Purifies the bood. reduces pain nnd swelling, stops cramps in limbs throng) direct action on tho stomach, liver and kidneys. tl.SO per jtottlc. Jarniln & Woods. ThoDwi Drug sture DRAW WITH LADY NEW YORK, Jan. S. Ml Hetty Wilson, swimming instructor, who won 5C0 by talking 9? hours, nay sho knows no eulcr way to mulio that amount of nionoy. She shared first prlio wun ono How ard William In an endurance gab Jest. ' By BUD FISHER sz - .. fc WALK rN0TMCB IN THi U.C. f. .: A . E BtrM - C cr-r . ; I V bucks; -j suuae. C,-.Wt . . lJ-ml I i f j- : v rvMNure: r r ' , ' ;- 4 7 r-c " h o If,;'' LlmM- h-Mm ml d