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MEDPOKD MAIL TR1RUNE, MEDFORD, QREOOX, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 2, 1929.
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CHEEK UP, ME. SIEOELS!
ONLY those oltl uien who have forgotten their youlh,-Qrj
who bet on California, will refuse to give Center Rush I
Kit-gels of the Golden Benin a-Part full of sympathy this moni- j
It was only another thrilling football (,'ttiue to those mil
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
ntlctll
WtUra ("ruining t prmul health and byin, not to dlMtM IUlU
tMtmmU will bu umtrtd by Or. Brad; it a Uaipd, self ddrreaed tnvciop to ritciuMd.
Ltttort abouJd b brief and vritUo la ink. Owing to Ui Urgt natulwr of letter r
cviftdl 00 J y a lew can b answered here. No rrpiy can be mxtim to quene oot ooutorov
Uig to Instruction. Address Dr. William Brady, in cai of IbU otwapaper
' MKMUKK UK THK AB8WIATKI) MEMS
t Uriiln Knll la Hire Hcfilee
I The Ariatrd frn it culiwhtly entitled (0
thf U tH publication of all iwi dUpttclift
rrnlltrd to II or otherwise eredllrd in ttiu paper,
apid also to Ute Iwtl iiewi pulilUhd Iwreln.
t All rlRlH fr pulilicatioo of epecUl dUpatchea
liMfln ore alut rmmed,
nrrlrlil pilx-r of tlw City of Mcdrord.
urriclil plr of jMkMD Count)-.
fUorn daily avfface drruUllon for lU nonths
nallm Del. I. IU2S. 3.
L AdmlUInc llrnfiwnUIIn
' SI. C. MOtXNHKN COMPANY
J (llflm In Nn Yiiti. ClUcuo. Ixtroll,
FrjnclHCo, Loi Annrtf. Bntllf. PiUlUml.
Ye Smudge Pot
Bf Arthur Perry
Not many Oregon in-wnimpcrs
rlurlnR the hoMdayH pulillahod the
ramnUH olitniinl. . "Yen, Virginia.,
Thorn-1h n Kiintii CIouh.'' Thrie
1h. howover, qulto a trntlrncy to
pioclnliii: "Vei4, Vii'K'nlu, Prohi
bition 1b a SurcfKS. 1
J Thf jlrrnd FoRiionzu Ih liguln
KWcrpliiK Iho vitllry.
"Vic u-nH ho drunk lie wrh a
irrntlinmin' all rvi'iilnK. and never
qteMed - on my rnriiH once, In
neven diiwn'hrH, reporlH lioy
Vord-fnupc of thn loeal Imitation
Jll'ltlHll not.
1 Tho way to inako Ink flow in a
fountuln pen. l''lourlnh It over a
blank nht-ck, beforo upplyluK to
tile HUlllonery. ' '
Kisseu KiiiuuH ui me none itowi, ,cw ear s alTeTiioon.
Hut to this poor ehai, Kii'cU, it was a heart-breaking trag
cry from the effects of 'which he in uonvincod he will never re
cover, and the humiliation of which he will never forget.
That is the way we take football when wc are yoiuin, and j
particularly when we have won n armty 1 utter. Ami, to make
it all the harder, Iiic'Ki'ls will be captain next year, which mean
u added burden to carry, while that filial touchdown, so cheer
iiiK to his team nuitcs, only iirovidcd an added blow, for it re
moved all doubt 'that Kit-gels' "bout-head" play lost the yame.
1MV.N WITH CO TTAGK ClIKKKK
An 1 look back on Jf-oh. well,
let It bo, now that it Mllpped
out, only you bud better- believe
I'm not Huch nn old geezer ah 1
j Oltl men arc pit filiiK liorn
hhoes, and klda are playliiK llinr
Ioh, iiiul tho population In be
tween la liuny watuhlnir tho cun
teHtH and uomhatH. '
A Kent who Kheaked oTf and Kot
marrli-tl lat HUiiiiner, Iihh aneuked
nff nh'aln, and tho brldo haa
Hiienked back to Mainn.
Oil,
ICl'titilOK W K'KKDM-SS
(Tills I'fliH-r)
.' Lifebuoy Honp not only ro
; moveH flu and other kciiiih
; mid protccta health, but in a
: favoiile Hoap for every toilet
, and hath purpoHc. It la ro-
freahlng and cletinriltiK. In
pleaHaiHIy hygienic .'and hiY o for ;-'
tho moat dulicato aliiH. ' 1
Mr. AVIIllani t'olenian nun recov
ered from a hard cold, which wan
aoftened by pioneer uiethodH. Mr,
t'olenian wan Kfeaned wllh tur
pentine and lard, and fed aug-ar
noaked In turpcntlno, and forced
to ninell camphor und turpentine,
hud for two ciayH, had a mutch
been Htruek In hln vicinity lie
would havo burnt into flanicn.
Tho Inronda of civilization In
the Kouth, by rcaaon ;f aovoral
atatea Klnir Republican on ac
count of Mr. lloovor'H onKlnuerlng
j uljlilty, wan not so novoro an firm
feared, an that nectlon of tho
Union hun ievcrtod to Its favorite
Outdoor Hptni lynching. An no
ropo wuh hundy. the negro victim
wan burned alive. 'c. can not
find Iho clipping, saved weeka for
thin orcanlon, whlt-h nhowed that
In dlnlrlcta ntaglng a lynching, thn
ahurch attondanco Inci'caaed the
foilowltitf Sunday,
Too bad, too bad. But, like all oUier tragedies in life, this
one may prove to be a blessing in disguise. That Hiegels has the
stuff in him is. pretty well demonstrated, by the fuet that ho
not only returned to. the game, but in the second half blocked
o Georgia punt and recovered the ball u play which probably
prevented another Georgia touchdown.
At any rate, we hope that Captain Nii-gels leads his team
through a victorious season next fall. He certainly deserves
that consolation.
For, as a matter iof fact, that sixty-yard run in the wrong
direction was not poor football, it was not even a bonehcad
play. It was an accident.- A blow' on the head must have re
versed Kicgel's sense of direction. It was not his fault, but
merely his misfortune, that Noiiicthing in his head broke in
stead of something in his leg for then a run in any direction
would have been impossible. .' '"
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But the sporting world won't take it that way. As has fre
quently been pointed out, publitf opinion is pitiless. Who ever
allowed Shodgrass to forget that he dropped a high fly in a
crucial world spriest. . And there was the man his name wej
have forgotten who 'failed, to.. touch second base.
Accidents all of them. .But accidents which determined the
results. And results arc what the world is interested in. Ke-
sulls and sensations. , ,
AVe only hope this man Iliegels has a sense of humor, l-'or
football, after all, is very much like life. There are lucky
breaks and tough ones, and there seems to be no rhyme or rea
son in the way they arc distributed.
The ability to take whatever comes with a smile, and keep
on hiltinif the line hard, reifiirdless. iiot, onlv Ileitis a lot. but. is amazingly gullllble about thera
., , . , r !. i ' I - i' - ' ' - I politic uucHtlunx, even name of the
the best receipt for ultimate success.-, J - , . r hoity-toity ind who ait in high
Ho cheer up, Hiegels! I,et the mob roar and clowns laugh.
Sooner or later there will be andthcr break, and by all the laws
of chance it should -be ii lucky one.:; fj ! ' '
what la tho cauue? In there any
cure for name? It. K.
Ann. I fear there in no cure
for name, it ncems to be an deeply
rnuteil nu in refttu wa , u,utn
nound it aeems to me I'd druther t The i,rr,.t...i i,.h..i..ui i
ently afraid the afflicted oorro-
be a poor b o y
than pampered
child of a family
In what in eupho
nioUHly termed
cany c I r c u m
ntancen, except
for t w o aerioun
npondent will think the affected
one In u common human being If
nho umc8 auch a plain word nn
where Mine might Junt un well be
uncd. Or in nome cuhcm the affect
ed one winbes tu make certain the
afflicted curi-enpondcnt will know
any pain nowa
duyn. The flrnt drawback wan that
nome of the neighbors alwayn hud
brown nugar In go on bread'n'but.
tor, wliereun at our houne wc had
to aubnint on white, it uny. The
other drawback wan that, wberean
some of the neighbor on npectnl
oceanlonn procured ad rather on
tcntntiuUHly paruded Hour cheenc,
at our houne the lowly cottage
eheene had to suffice, (Jut then,
there w-ere compennatloiiH, and one
of the grealeat of thenc waH mo
lannea. not the helnoun concoction
of nulphur dioxld and other ingred
ient:) that you got If you Indiffer
ently aak for motanacn today, but
the real otd-fanhlnned uunophlHtl
cated commodity which, like liver
and round steak, wa graciously
conceded tho portion of the poor.
How times (and prlcen) have
changed!
Twenty yeuin ago or later there
wan a tremendoun vogue for a cer
tain hlghfalutlii' nostrum that pur
ported to sort of restore and ntal
blllze exhausted or depleted nerv-'
oun energy and all that sort of
J bunk. The nostrum boasted tho
endorsement of thousands of cml
I nent profennorn. inc.udtng an 'Im-j
I posing nssortment of medical gen
tlemen. This "scientific" endorse-'
I ment placed the nostrum In a class
apart, Just as the blindfold test
by Moron of the Movies delermlneH '
which weight of coffin nnll is best
I-for tile voice of a coloraturc so-1
prano. Professors are notoriously
( credulous, and I have found med
ical professors in many Instanecn
u.uouckh w.ncn h0 WUB wpUlnB o.icer. Tench
probably n o v e r mouth Is the populur name for
give youngmors vinconfa
pain nowa- HUeririi irurni th Drnrtonpn of
which in cullureH t'8tubHMhoH the
UluKnutiiu. - a luablo remedy la
a dully upiilicution of a puatc
mado by inolttlenitiK tfodium per
borate with water; thlH should
reman five rnlnute. Then the
inouth und throat Fhould be
wuwhed many times dally with a ho
lulion of tho perborate In wator.
Another (ilii Oone Voolltlu,
1 am a youiiK lady 17 years of
age, five feet one and a. half lneheH
tall. Would Hmoklne an average
of three to five cigarettes dally
atunt my growth if I Inhale? is
there any way I can increase my
height ? K. V. J.
. An. Vovan't matter whether
you Inhale or not Inhaling merely
makes the drug art moro quickly,
but the smoker gets all the of feet J
even if he never inhales. , The in-
continent hog, the dope fiend, the'
wishy-wushy individual who has no
character or will of his own but
is controlled by tho habit, inhales.
I can't tell you how to increase
stature, daughter, but I advise you
to break away from tobacco and
the associations that encourage its
use, until you are fully grown up.
(Copyright, John K. Dllle Co.)
King Kootball is dead; long live King HiiKketball I
Almost uny body can nainu the next cabinet,
w to inline the present one.
The hard job ;
Maybe the erities who call jMiiladelphia sleepy
served any part except its conscience.
haven't ob-
Another'way to eliminate lost motion would be to have the
boss send January and February pay cheeks direct to tho gift
shops. . ,
Considering the fact he has eight doctors, it seems to the
office cynic that 'King (.ieorgo is indeed making a remarkable
recovery. ' ,. -
cavkk roii iiArTrm;
(Coon flay Times)
I urn sending you a few
(turns of news. W'o enjoyed
tho titoim. Tho wind uua
terrible, blowing trees und
limbs down und taking tfeo
tups off curs.
Everybody laid down their
bridge hands, to ndmlro the pop
eyed 1'eklnesfl dog, which has not
been' christened by the ownercss.
It is a cinch this cur will nut be
named Hover or Nero,
Farmers urn reported "Jubltunt
over the rain." One farmer wus
noted lu tho midst of a Jubilee,
t hut was prod uccd by somot It Ing
besides a dipper full of rulu water.
The public
write It 1.130,
Is warned nut to
In
It Is reported that a ftupper
buoMegger in Oregon was carrying
moonshine in her bloomers. This
ought to give someone a chance to
revive that old Juke about u kick
the mints! (Life.) A few
, weeks ii go a Washington. D. C.
reform asuoclaliim reportod that
Oregon school chltdron, wore be
ing sold moonshine In stick candy,
and Itals assumed that tlto young
Inrlv above mentioned Is tho re
milt.
, CltlieiiK report thai family cows
are tntstuUlhg their front pastures
fur the ru n, v ,
The handful of autulsts with
jifw licenses, bus bcoir lncteatetl
to ti hatful.
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The Mail Tribune takcH this occasion to thank hundreds of
Mibseribers who have tukon the trouble to phone congratulat
ions upon v. quality of its condensed New Year issue.
Mr. , Ford refuses to establish a brauch in Scotland. Henry
may be sore because of tho way in which the latest, Ford joke
has been replaced by the latest story about the Scotchman.
Seattle claims it has tho champion team of women archers
with a record of 89 bullseyes out of 100. Vo always were
sorry for husbands who havo to live in Seattle. '
places as censors and would-be
u in ii res In this very field. j
Well, after the great "nerve" re
storer had attained a tremendous
vogue with tho highbrow popula
tion, slung came one .Samuel H,
Adams, a terrible voice crying In
tho wilderness, and Mr. Adams, In
his mild. Iconoclastic way, Intimat
ed that the groat nerve restorer
was virtually "glorified cottage
cheese' garnished with some hypo
phosphtte or was It glyccrophos
phltes of thin or that, anyway. Just
IniprcHNlvo scenery. For a shoVt
while the galaxy of professors, both
medical and drugless varieties, con
tinued tu assure tho maga.fnu
readlng world that the miraculous
nostrum would clear up any nerv
ous wreck, but as our best families
havo always harbored n snubblsh
contempt for cottage choese, tile
doom of the hoax was sounded und
the professors folded their tents
and presumably collected their bills
and faded from tho page for the font
Rippling
Rhymes
Bf Walt Mason.
CI1KIKTMA& riCSTIYITlKS
At Christmas time we all de
fled tho rui we commonly
obey; we let the diet by-laws
slide, and cut out bran and
toasted hay. The children
filled themselves with pie and
lollipops and costly cake
enough to make an old man
die and never hud a tom
ach ache. Thry ate all sorts
of nuts and fruit, and chunks
of turkey, goose and duck, und
Uiigllsh puddings rich, to boot,
and every sort of seasoned
truck. They ate whatever was
In view, they'd eat a while,
then pause to tamp; and then
they slept the long night thru,
without a spasm or a cramp.
Oh, children, you are . truly
blest, your little works are sel
dom sore; you eat the things
you like the best, then rise
next day to eat some more. We
older ones grow reckless, too,
when Christmas bells make
their appeal; we'll frolic with
tho Joyous crew, and eat for
once a good square meal. On
Christ mas day all rules arc
canned, wo will be human with
the bunch; we will not at the
sideboard stand and eat a
sane and frugal lunch. - And
so ' we eat the roasted geese,
the richest grub our coin can
buy, nnd things which have
been fried in grease, and fin
ish off with hot mince pje.
Wo know, while eating, wo are
chumps, our recklessness will
make us sU-k; last year wc
nearly bumped the bumps from
pulling such a foolish trick.
But th's Is Christmas, we de
cide, and nil the rules may
hang themselves; we call for
oysters stewed and fried, for
all the pies upon the shelves.
And now that Christmas day is
gone, our ancient works all
out of gear, wo swear by Mlko
and I'cto and John to have
more sense another year.
Some Facts Concerning Medford
lIEDKOItD in tho flnanciul, commercial and Industrial center Ol
southern Oregon and northern California. ',
MEDKOriD Is tho olr center of the territory Jfcig liclween San FtkOC
. 77. . i ..!.. I 1. pt n 111,
built
Cisco and Portland, having ft municipal airport,
plans formulated for another larger one to be
during 1929. f
oris for nlr pUo
guo Itiver VaJleJ
of
nonce.
In recent years we have con
ceived a new respect for cottuge
cheese ns n very wholesome and
nutritious staple uh well us a rich
source of food calcium (lime) and
phosphorus. Then our esteem for
cottage or "Dutch- cheeso Iihh be
come tho greater from the discov
ery that it ylohlH a liberal supply
of tho vitamins of milk. Nutrition
chemists find that rennet cheeses,
such an Hw iss and Cheddar types,
contain morn calcium In proportion
to protein than sour milk cheeso
such an oottage. Hut what of It?
till
It strikes mo tir ncwspntKM'.s
print mi nwfut lot o' stuff almut
Vnll ntrtvt an' III' stock oxchungc
i-onsltlci'l'il' only nlioiit two per
our cutiro population
know wluit It's ull aliout. Xcvcr
lcuvc a moment ' inixiiaitlctl. -
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Father Kiokard predicts in'JO will bo wet. Jlehbc so. Hut
he should remember the future always looks wet New Year's ! I" B.
eve. i ' ":
STIONN AMI AXSWKItS
AlKUIInc I MCI lA-t. . ;
'It seems Imposlbie for me to eat
tomatoes, lemons, oranges. Please
give mo an alkaline diet lint, also
tell me what kind of medicine. IS.
There won't be truo sex equality until some broke lady
reaches for a cigarette, and hits her thumb stepped on. -
AVc see in the Iron Age that there w no traffic congestion
in the I'anama Canal., If Uncle: Sam' finds it necessary to send
some of his traffic cops down there, wc know a motorist who
would like to choose two or three of tlicm'. ,
,ns. You have listed the most
efficacious foodn for opposing ncldj.
osln or favoring alkalinity. Why
medicine? You might add to yuui).
diet potatoes, prunes, raisins, besivs,
carrots, cabbage, lettuce, pcaj
peacucs, mtisKuielou, apples, - ba,
uunus. i almonds, celery, bultoiv
cream, augur, glucose, starch, laid.'
beef fut, mutton fat, fish, for oil
of these Items- favor ulkullnlty or
ul least form no acid. v
Trclli-H Mouth.
What Is "trench mouth," and
Quill Points
MEDKOltU Is A BlouliinZ point for practically all coastwiso
truflic. Including nir mail and passenger lin8.
MEDFORD lias the only ucrologlcnl weather station in Oregon,
nulling wind velocities and woalher reports
on the coast.
MEDFORD Is famous as the shipping point for Ro
fruits. Pears grown (jenr this city nro world-famous.
JIEDFORD in the gateway to Outer I-ako National Psk; 113.323
visitors entered this park during the 1928 summer smson.
MEDFORD is the center of Juckson county's lumber industry and Is
tho home of tho Owen-Oregon Lumber company 'and
Tomlln liox factory. , !
MEDKORU Is situated on the Pacific Highway and the SoutScrn
Pacific raihoad. t
MEDFORD has u population of nenfty 1-1,000 peoplo; Increased 7S40
since 19S0.
MKDKOHI) lias 40 new business establishments, started in 1-J2S.
MEDFORD lias Ssti new structures, erected In 1928, ut a cost
over a half-million dollars. (
MKDFORO postoffico receipts for 1928 wero I88.1S7.34.
MKDFOUD bank deposits, to December 8th, wore J G, 1 07,4 U 2 .02.
.MKDFohf) wuter users exceed 3200. '
MKDFOUD is tho home office of the California Oregon Power com
pany, which operates throughout southern Oregon , and
- northern California.
MEDFORD in the terminus of two logging railroads, ono leading to
liutte Falls :.nd the other Into tho Jacksonville hills.
.MRDFORD elevation is 13H8 feet.
MKDFORD has 3220 telephones.
MEDFORD has a radlc broadcasting station. KM ED, the Mall Tribune-Virgin
station.
MEDFORD has a water system costing approximately IU75.00O.
piping Ice-cold water from giunt mountain springs to
this city.
MEDFORD 1928 fruit crop of 4553 carloads brought approximately
So, 000. 000 to Rogue River valley growers.
! MEDFORD has a JI85.000 high school.
MKDFOUD Is tho scat of government for Jackson county..
MEDFORD lias two modern cold, storage plants, a largo Ice plant
and ico storage warehouse.
MEDFORD will have a new $100,000 cold storage plant, to lie erected
In 1929.
MEDFORD has un armory building nnd is the home bf Company A,
Oregon National Guard.
MEDFORD Is the homo of the Jackson County library. I
MEDFORD lias four, grammar schools, a new high school, a prl
- vate school, an academy, a business college and a Kin
dergarten, j
MEDFORD Is tile music center of southern Oregon. -
MEDFORD has a modern fruit, vegetable nnd meat canning plant.
MEDFORD has u factory branch of the Knight Packing company,
making world-famous Rogue River catsup here.
MEDFORD has 1S00 acres within the city limits.
MEDFORD has approximately 22 miles of paved streets, having tho
distinction of being the best paved city of Its size in
th-s United States.
MEDFORD has un active Chamber of Commerce and a branch
I AAA club office.
'MEDFORD hns an aviation school.
jMEDFORD Realty Hoard is affiliated Willi the National Doard of
I Realtors.'
" 'MEDFORD has fine auto camps.
ego lias uuno Its worst j1KD1r0RU is tho medical conlor of southern Oregon, having two
pretty man feels supe- m.i,i ,rt,iP i,,,,!,,,!.,
.lor to his wife because ho spends M E1)ronD has jj churcncSi ls frttt'Crnl organizations and a radio
IMKDFOriD has many clubs. Including theCraters, Lions, Ilotary and
To insure pence, let one neigh-1 Klwanis.
bor bo strong enough to lick the 'Mni;rVllu ,a "tur lI,e jatKSn oumy iair urounus.
other with ease,
nothing the other
L n c 1 c Sain a 1 rea d y
gags on her.
The
when
has
mort-
more
her.
and yet covet 1 I 'KOTt O has two daily and one weekly newspaper.
j)as mlijljiil nas one 01 me imest js-note gou courses in me norin-
west. worm tamous goners visit uediord and pariici-
Travel ls worth while, if only pate in tournaments In this city,
to discover what strange, people M KDFOUD ls the heudtpjarters of the Crater Lake Nationul Park,
feel superior to the people . of und the home of its superintendent.
other sections. ' JIKDFOI1D is surrounded by 772,000 acres of virgin forest, or ap-
! A ' proximately 70.000.000 feet of merchantable timber, '
Americanism: A rich man's j s KUKOIMJ has five good hotels,
bride, flush for the first time In IzuKDFOIlD Is surrounded by over 2200 farms.
he life, .spending nioney like li i5IVOHD has a ! dehydrating plant, snray manufacturing Plant. '..
a kid In a candy store. :MiiOKORU has a free federal emnlovment bureau. !
.MKDFOKD has an average annual rainfall of 17.52 Inches.
MKDFOKD has a trading area which includes over 45,000 people.
MKDFOUD has. surrounding her, 55.000 acres of land suitablo foi
Irrigation, 40,000 of which are now under ditch.
MEDFOHO is tho headquarters, in southern Oregon, for six chain
stores.
Only the unusual is immodest,
and present street costumes would
have made tho theatre seem more
wicked 30 years ago.
The autographs of famous men
e worth considerable money,
especially When attached to baby-
Ik letters.
Brisbane'sToday
the Individual owner of the little
nurc used to make in a year.
I Shall wo also have a lieredilarr
I. , . , , ,, ,, ! financial class as other countries
ladc by the late Payne A bitney. . .radually developed a hereditary
! who left $l,000,000 to various pub-1 royal class?
lie purposes. 0ne , came , tj)e front hpatj
ti,u.rau.u,Su.iui,,..ill, others, Imposed his will on
of the servant prob
so few girls wortli
aru willing to work
The cause
leni Is that
30 a week
for .
AVhen senators speak of
dam bill, they don't mean
McNury-Huugen bill.
Giving
MlbStitlltO
And why
youngster
fielding?
Anotlicr good wuy to Imost
clothing- snlcN Is to ocii milk
bottles with your thumb.
We are creatures of habit, and
the ; perhaps pursuit of tho long green
prompts the - universal urge to
step on it when tho green light
shows.
tho pitcher a regular
liattcr Is a good Idea,
not provide a nlmblo
to do tho star hitter's
John D. Rockefeller's investment
of about 1100.000.000 to provide a
now site for Iho .Metropolitan opera
parking space, anil a new center
of activity in the heart of New
ork.
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Ono hundred million dollars i
thorn. Then his sons succccdeil
him and woro called kings.
Formerly big fortunes were In
herited by boys I hat squandered
them. Now the fortunes are so
big that they can't spend them.
Monday, .1. I'lerpont Morgan &
spent on Ihroo cily blocks cannot Company, greatest financial housu
A village Is a place where
neighbors hnto' one another
hecimso they ' don't, agree
. about tlie new preacher.
A typical New Yorker in ono
who thinks tho show reveals life
in the raw if one of tho charac
ters makes frequent reference to
tho bom of a lady dog.
possibly come back lo Mv. Rocke
feller, or even half of it.
This writer suggests to James
I Simpson, of Chicago, that he nego
tiate tor ono of the throe blocks
on Fifth avenue an a site for the
New York branch of Marshall
Fields, that ho has contemplated
for Homo years.
in America, -excepting tho Ilockc-
Idler family, admitted three young
men as partners. Each of the three
young man was Iho son of a .Mar
gun partner.
1
Classified aclv;rtlslng gels results.
The objection to nn interna
tional ciiess tournament in ltus
sia Is that tho Reds will Insist
on changing tho rules If thoy arc
losing. ,
Correct this sentence: "Well,
woll," chuckled tho amused house
holder on bis way back to bed
at 3 a. m.; ."wrong number."
4 ,
SALEM Northwest l'ower Co.,
of Portland, plans to expend D.-
920.000 for power development
Scientists gathered ill New York j
predict a constantly diminishing'
number of leaders, "bosses" rulit;..;
on a big scale over great number of I
drudges that will do tho work. '
If the drudges havo a five-day
week, a seven-hour day, one or two
automobiles, radio, talking niRclilne, I
vacuum cleaner and good pay, tlicy i
will not object violently.
4
hre you formerly had one hun
dred llttlo stores, you now have
ono gigantic store. Anil tho gisan-
MUTT AND JEFF Yea, the Boys Are Still in the Big Game Country, Yet Not So Still
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DROP IN AY TRACK' "riTN
iwiNure.
There's ono consolation. If
llollvla borrows war funds, thero project In Llnn and" Marlon coun-jtic store cmpluys a hundred men.
' leach of whom makes more than
will -be no quarrel about security. I tics.
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With Rheumatism and
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When we can positively nssurc
you full, roliel or your nioney
back.
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Purifies the bood. reduces pain
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tho stomach, liver and kidneys.
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DRAW WITH LADY
NEW YORK, Jan. S. Ml
Hetty Wilson, swimming instructor,
who won 5C0 by talking 9? hours,
nay sho knows no eulcr way to
mulio that amount of nionoy. She
shared first prlio wun ono How
ard William In an endurance gab
Jest. '
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