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Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry Ciovernoi- I'H'tcraon !uim din- . liUi.vf il another batch of hbj well-t f P'hvii eeim.H'n feline, by propos- that erou'dlng at the public ! J-.ih be embed by Hie el!miniion iif thvto rejrlmenis of coniinissfonH. J.ornils, end bodies, ar.d that the H'M-ndini: bu ecnirallzeil In the i u ft... Ul,.tu fill bjvn ilbn idea of wheie it is at, fiimn- V;.n- Th.. .v..i..w... .u.. i,r.. Iwh-; ti..V -tho comiiiK lon ..f,a!i'- l"'fsouai pnniee or seniin- tliuereiice the hKiriaturi be consuir ed." upon i by force. A. majority cf (lie nations have not. f;;rUiL!Tf j x'unxuliliiK, tho dorernar yhuuhl lie ! Itotrt&Z!.: Ki t ii.indt on, and there-1 eflrr uhc !! mv.i ju.lKi:lca;. ! S i,k.mknti:i .man itc.MNs J'. IH All Mi, AMI LKAVKH II Kit K I i--iK'.rkuuu.l lprew.) lie nup I !;,i. ; t A mini In r of people visited J'roii yesterday, and eaw Jameii rii"ve, th" mayor tliereif. in R't bishcrt. It whh the cnnKenus of I'ptnien, that lie put on his cowboy hat nt nnce. .Mr. (Iiii ve reported il was (7 above dumbly inorniliK at fi : i0 ant. He b.isi-ii the teeipera ture on obsrv.illtnH from beneath f'.i-: four il:!iil:eiH nn his cim-h, and i he iett!mony ..f his nufiiinjr hired ljush mid aw lhat, fliifht, which was to mark the most imnortai't jr.Mi. who apptrcntly never goes .. . , . , 1 ,Tio.i.cd, j event id the 1 wentieth ( enlury. C-'Wi-vm coupe of the loci j Kvi' hl' nt uumUUv the event of cpeh-iiiak in v? im tfipit iiioti iiiitiyh het. la doomed to poKr.nce. But it looked like a K,ood tunt ra chance to pick up 'be a Monde, an a irrev hair has j .......n , i I . , r i JipMT.I wilt l-l 1 l iicl- f ih . h'ft n if Kin. ;ve hrr baptimii of perux- 'Me v. Uhln lite fortnight. ' I'loleialH of the valley have their .l!lill auto tieensea. , Remembering the effect of a PUilKiuian battle during the (heat JWar, it 1 predicted that the cap-V-) t t'C. it J'uraHUuy foi l, by Jbiliv 'Linn will cause Hugar to go up 17 ecnti:. The front Ih on the pumpkin, if any body is vo cruel as to leave a pumpkin out in the present Supply of weather. Hog UllMns' Is the order of tho d iv in lb" rural areii.t. and the j dying tsqucul of tho executed swine j L- ccaoiiiK up and down ilia can- y;n,H. t MtKIHT WHKItlj; IU IC (Nhelblita Hemix ntt) The man who stole a heavy pidiock off my garage on No. Leonard rtrecl, and who later t-nmo back nbd stolo tho lny lu match It. Is neither known nor eaispectcd ; hut I have a v. holcHonic respect for. his enterprise. Ho Is hcrohy notified that If he wilt mako im clean a getaway with the i'miiluder of the gariiKo as he did with lock and key. 1 will .ic mm an automobile to go v, Ith the R.uiig'! and throw in .a buPdog nud ten gallon; of (K;:t.o!inc. A country, schnolma am icoiih' that the social lions of the district have packed in so much wood for fear her pui.ii will not bo warm. that sho has to hold tho geography rites in the woinlnlud ! , AIot;t all the l'iliKin of the cur few does. Is to remind I'.e Juvenile thai they will have to hurry, or nilsH the firat dunce.. Charles M. Schwab tlrttes nioie MiniltUK. anil values "an honest ( ....... . ..nine as worm ii minion inniai-H. i- oi nun uiai amooni wie w ruei will Kllfl IW with Mill Cut.'" KUSto, until lite hitler end. A number of pltnrodH Journeyed 1 lo Klamath yesterday to act their I f. e: wet and pi-e-euolcd. j . , MK.MUIIY He cm recall a night be spent In a sleeper when he was 3 years obi. And Hie breakfast he had next ihoiuImk in n big hotel, scrambled eggs and crescent rolls. He re members n picnic he attended ut the egv of 4 and how he was made to take n nap in the carriage. He can tell you how nt the age of ft he cltnihod a tree and could not get down, how he walked to the store nfier dark to pui-chesc n nnif dozen leinons for which he palil lu cents. Ho rmcnibei-8 so well the first tin e he met her. It wan ut dinner .whh h began with pea roup In cups, topped off with whipped i-reiim and ended w-llh a delicious chocolate mousse In tell glasses. in c;in alinol remember what she wore. He recalls how she bunded him the celery it 01 olives jind how he declined the olives hecuuse he. did not I'ke them. ' All of whh h )ici-iup4 is Interest. I'.r. though rather useless. Hut it he strange.l part of It Is that, for the life of hfin, he cannot now re member what she told him this morning to bring home this ufter noon. I Uulttmorc .Sun.) WHY WOELD PEACE IS A DEEAM iT'"'; l"','sl'Ilt K,u,' ,,f Wiir ''' Apparently exists between i x Jiolivia tind Para'-Muiy illustrates how difficult it i for any ! c i-r m t i-n lik the Utgue r Xaioiis or the Pan-Amc-icm, ; Conferi nee, lt.it h of which are vent an outbreak "f liohtilities. When lw iii'IiviflttJiU .Mitri.Kc ' collier they are immciliatciV faced hy a superior force in the 'hapr of a Mii;itl of jwlire. l'.st:IIy reforc any Herious harm is tl-'ne, hoth hellk'crents arc i-culing thrir heated brows in sonic . . i ir i jnu. ami ikcc iiwivv I, ami fce heavy fines and t for (isnrbintr the icace. 1111 1 As a ri.su It personal eomhfti Ic.-s civilized v.nrld, itrc CXceedi'ily rare. 1!,,! ti.,.v is no m,,!, fo,ve to rations htart idwlinj; at each liivia are menihers of the League fif Nations, and the Lea-'ii adjured them to be tfniienlties peaceahly. r A simihir word of advice and M'arnintf was issued by the Paii-Amci iean ( '(inrerciice. The nnsvi'rs were friendly and eon ciliu!ory, but, according to press tlispatches today, war has broken out, informally at least, and I'M) Paraguayan soldurs were killed. In ether wf.rds, there in no iiiteructicnal police force to pre vent Jumtlilies between nations r.s there is to prevent hostilities between individuals within a nation. And the reason is not Oldv !K1W(T 0 the (lucstitii) whv the dream of a warlcss world in so ) , , fai' ll'cni any immediate i ul t dhiient. Tlie plain truth is individuals nations have not. A majority of individuals have volun- ... i ... . . . . . Tl", 'l""" ntrrnatiomd pojire f.rce to enforce the l-'. 1 1 i 1 1 rs tf the .cattle cf Nations whs broiiched at the 1'aris con '' "li"' "hh billing to accept such a proposal V. e can talk until Doomsday about the horrors of war and . yWu. (,f M,1(.U ,,, ,j utjll8 of (l,js WOfld are will- inn lo do what the indiviiinal.s within the nations have done, the , r i i . ... . t!rL"' )f ""'V,rsnl peace remains a drei md iiotliin; else. WHY TODAY 13 VERY IMPORTANT Twi: iwl;, North Orolina, flew emblinur a chicken eri'tc, VJi) feet in iLVsceonds, at a maximum elevation of KKI feet. ' One enterprising newspaper reporter pecked out from inn' -""n i limine imi an uai inni H he bent out wire tpteries to jend of them refused to even ti "t im mi hi iinru mi i H'li .tu r., h,.,., 'Pi i:.... :.. n... 1 not only reluscd the story but enterprising newapaper man to send no more "Cock and Hull 'anw." . i ; . , " ' Wl.eu the details of th! flight became frne rally known, there v.s e'dishlcrable interest arttnsed ainoiif; an intelliiren and far-seeing minority, but the people of the country as a whole dismissed the Wright brothers as a couple of era.y loons, who niilit better stick to their jobs as menders of damaged bicycles. It was not i;:ril Orville and Vilhnr Wright had flown their iciitraption bt-fore the crowned heads of Kurope, and been re ceived with wide neelaim, that their own countrymen as a whob' jtook any real intern! in them. And then there was so much keptb'ism and 'professional1 Hawk pbine now repo.-es'in the i .ismu'ton, if, v ., w nere it immums Ami new after only 2 yearsa split-second in the ne id' I , the modern world 1 he airplane has become man's most effect 1 advice of these allege "effficiency live weapon in the ncer ondiiii ntnitflo to coicitier time ,inA ; experts" too readily. My sole con- v ' tentlon Is th-it nlthotn- ynnr vi-. : space. , orous youth may beat tho old man 1 Orville Wright, v.lu, has survived his brother and is still a'1" 11 r,u' nr lay ,inrkH nU - .4 . . ,. , , 'him, still If you want a problem jre.' blcnt of i'ayton, Ohio, has lived to see that curly dream come, worked out or a staggering line of ! t lUe. " 'figures ndded accurately or a bit Tllt' ""'P"1"' l's Plinnctl the the world. It has developed into ;V 1,1 ' w,t m l"''m uo mcrciul development of peace. The liKirjil tf tills riilvcr iinnivtMsary ! pimply this: litciiliKc soiiii'lhintt luis novel' lieen (lt)ni', don't HsKiiint it never will lie. And, iibuvc all, merely ti "mil mm n lnm liefiinse lie fliiiins to have iiucom .. , . ... .. . . .. tl l.dlcil Mlllllclhlllir which w onlil "; .. MUTT AND JgFF MUTT, I've BeTCN TVINt:irA& J "Trie AWED MoUie-nMP STDCfci 'i MAT j: BOOGHT IN IO07 ANb FOUNB IN fAY ATTIC TRUNK LAST WC6K rjeTTCD Me THS ' Tl&V SOM OF VOjOOOe vi ft faOMAJA PuT IT IN A BANK AMD SAie IT sJfai-, fw Ife Sl iSt !f-l& l111 - ' ' "' Unci- -.-, H c re.. C .,,.,... ,s . ... T .... v,.i e 1 .. r,. . n 1 ' o now in Kcs.sion, to actually pre in mortal eomJiat on a Mrrct i -it. niR'h kiiu coiisuttTuuitf persona to the death, in this more or prevcu. bloo.lshed, whea'to other. Both Paraguay and Bo- - Bod little boVs and settle their; faiHv phrin, but it supplies the 1 have become fairly well civil, j in a contraption sumewhat re- r i v mre sturv. about fifty newspapers. Sev- accept the queries and pay 22 areeii i hip i ucriCS 11 11(1 Dli v ii..:' i.. i 1 1. i . hkhi 'Mutue.h iiu.uc town , in hmh indignation, wired th criticism that that original Kittv Hrilish meseum. hist cad of Ht Sevcil Seas. It has flown around the most effective weapon in uir ui me imiiiMiiai auu cnti- don't dismiss liny pevson its , . . , , , , - ide itei.rniul ni.,1 i.nl ifel . . - " .......... i Ti A M fj-l.. pi 1 1 11 : " nrere Are nu rocKen in a jnrnrq, Anyway . rv Rirr) pycupr ttat. .-I r it's ? th,i- itj rv-,. 1 WHAT. rT FtL"Vo 'Hou; for MTceAx: rl jack for ' . J 7 iH0Nrr . VVXhI frrr I 1 &n.. .....J I f--. .f. - I I fV7 I. .. .. I I & j X I 1 .. . I Look into it u bit, know i down your decision. For it is. l-ave so often delayed the impress of the world in the past, ami made the heroes of tomorrow suffer us the martyrs of today. I ' '' - -- --- Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BEADY, 11 D. 0 Rtsd UiUr p-rtatniitg to rrmal baltfa mi bvflen. not to diMaft dignont r : treatment, nll be tUHt hy Or. Brady If a uiud. alf-afJJrrJ ftivno to t-nrluf. Utt4-r ahuutd t brief ami written in Uik. )iitf to U U-ge tiuioUr f lettrra t j ceivet. only few cau be answered here. So reply tan be mail to ifiwie bot conform- ' litg U liMiriMlcMt. Adiiiew Or. WilJian bra.lf, In rr of tbu neuapper. 1 "KFJI VKNATIOX IS THK IU NK. III 'U IHK.KItlZ ATIOX JS THKATMKXT UK A 11 NKKI m j iokinn at life ihrouKh the c-ye. ! uf the bloloKiHt and In tho liirht of .muWi t"K d tiannnutation of inert ma. teriala Into living protoplawm. with Man Ih a machine 'iff hoHpital and ly hin rukms wIioho work In tion I went to another doctor for manifested hh the ' ur!nanalyain. This one allowt d -vital function of weet potatoes In diet, and found nutrition a n d fuar ireent. Potatoes deleted. nietaboIlHm. mn-; mi war diMappeared. First doctor tillty, irritability , advised exclude i-UKar from diet and reproduction, Reproduction, the pcruetuallon of f fdiow. Second considers the af specics, Ih the jrrcat object of hu- 1 tnr a "spill over" and leaves diet man life, and all other functions ; unrestricted. Hoth reputable phys nro of secondary importance. Kt ill - icians, Which nhall I follow? speaking bloloKically, scientifically,; I we know that when reproduction ; I hiiH1!,P(n '"-complied man begins 'to die: or more accurately, man : decline begins Just as soon as his younji are reared to a state of in- ilpnnmlnnnn ti-li1h .,UKI..U tt,.m take tare of themselves. , . ,um,i,k co' r ppm- mUtle about thlc view of human t life. hl ,y opinion. On l,uHI U Ih Iin untilI,i,:tit; " th eon- ;tnd oulte cheerful ctmoep ion. It does seem , to fit In pretty well with 4he Owler i hoax. hut remember, now. wo are , Hpeakin of man ot a mere ma-' chine, and as a mechanical con-1 traptfon man surely does beid:i to ilow down and pruw a hit wabhlv around the ae of 50 years. Kvei y-; icians w ho have used hotKun or body,, old or young, male or fe- polyvalent stock baeterins or "bac mnle, knows that. I!ut there bterial vaccines" in the attempt to -till a comforting bit of knowledge Immunize groups of Industrial em nbout till biologicnl machine ployes, seem to think the method which I fear ton many employers has some value. Cithers with sim have failed to grasp, and that Is itar experience-deny that U Is worth what I shall now explain. , while. Personally, 1 should have Dr. Osier was misrepresented sme faith in a specific baclerin i bout the disposal of old folks. nc prepared from my own particular nerety ptdnteti otit that the greater frl germs, were I the patient, but part nf the work of the world has I have none at all in this blind been done by people before middle mass method. In the present state ige. That 1-t a pretty sound ob- "f our knowledge it is Impossible ! i v ii I I o ii. Then he facetiously I" treat a group of persons that quoted from a novel the suggcf-, way: It is difficult enough to uc tion that all the old parties at Go eomplith anything definite for a lUghl to be chloroformed. This single patient whose condition one humorous allusion the newspaper has studied carefully. nlayed up as Dr. Osier's own seri- ops niea. rnat lore it. I.r. Osier himself was a good enough ex ample of the menial fitness of men past middle age. There was noth- Ing In his philosophy, and there Is nothing in science today, to In-1 ' ino niou in M-ieiicu luoay, io ni- dlcate that a man's mental efflcf-! l)U.v (U.rUnes when his physical efficiency bewins to hIow up. On ; the eonlrui-y, ami hero's the bit of i ilbfiilutely mienllfle unit umltftjftt- better, provldeil you can krep rttin. nhlo knuwIeilKO I prumixed, tre ' fortable and pound your ear nil know that wiiiM'caH thb physical through the niuht. Wnrtncr nloep rl t ii.-HM nf a noi-niMl man begins iim comforts, not less air. to decline at 00 or thereabouts. I (t'opyrlBhl. John V. 'Utile Co.) his mental fitness persists at the I highest level until he veachea OCi years of age. If you employ a man to do mus cular work for you. perhaps you will not get ns much out of him ufler A 5 as you did for '2 before. Rut if yon hire uye his brains for vou I make a grav-j mistake to shelve I him before ti," if he is a norntal, j ordinary, average man. That's 'straight common sense, and I chal- lenge any self-made " har u ter analyst" or "psychologic'il expert" J ny otic-r poon-i-an or the world 1 Not th.il 1 doubt for moment ' that there are a lot of saps In hi 1. 1 tin... ........,,( t UA I, 1..U situation, you will be wise to take 11 lu !,u' oM miul- 1,(4 knowa lloW Thinking Involves little If any ; metabolism, trunsrormatinn or use) i of energy. Maybe this explains . why the old mnn'H brains still func f t ton perfectly long after his brawn : has softened. ;t'i:.vnixs AM) AXSWKHS ' ll Is t'tissllde. Is It possible for u pemtti to Klvc 'board and ludL-ltiu ton tioewm-tn .o1',',,1 oioMOK o H l.iptnoiul wlthoul belnit aware of It? For a I your (rrouml, befopc yon linml tliec "i'X-iHrte" decisions which year or more 1 . . K. i:. - Ai?UEH. Ym, and per contra' or on the other hand, nine out of i tapeworm haven't. i .Sugar. : Family doctor found MUar in the production of ! urln?, prexerlbed diet; ten day Ko live that it won't he neces heat and energy, later no Hujfar present. He went . nary to ease your eoiiRtience by one year no matter what analysis AXHWUIt, Follow your present physician's advice until your own physician returns. Get Vr. Duf- Tie s Hook for Is Diabetics," from 'he publisher. JO. 1C. Miles, South iJineaater, Mass.. if yon want fihilllllL'M1 u'nfth nf cnitn.t mlvloA No scrum for Cri. Do you think, the cri serum Is riinK? IlaJt it been found effecyvo to prevent bad attacks of cri, in one who suffers repeat- t'dly each winter? Mrs. It. U. 1. A.VSWKIt. As there Js no spc- cificity about the various infee- tions grouped under the title of I "cri." or "colds" if you prefer, we j can hardly expect a Kerum to give, witiyfactory results. Some phys-' Hev to Open a B.Mlmnm Window.' i iease xeii me now io oiien my l'elrm window nt night so the breeze won't blow directly on me The window Is a fenestra hit' swings out. X. J. t AXSWKR. Swing her out. mid Mock or brace her open for the nlKht. then dive into tho fealhrrs, The wider the opening and th more all-, cukl, ami moisture, the i 1 1 Xw Hint th- cleeiluir over uiul j .' ..':.,.., , i us wll.fl'e til- prixp-l'lly is? 1 tlon't believe 1 ever lit-uril any ImiUly wiy tlicy wantcil a t hrl-t-iiiiih cart! fer (-hiisliniis. (Coiiyrlght, John F. Dille Co.) VAI.l'. Idaho Power Co. opens new electric shop here. 1 W ', JUT'Ki. ! VI I in . I Quill Points I ; A ,,u!1 'i'rlil i V'JUT one in which notiuti gruvity Success Ik eity. You Just happen to he around when homeone. cuta a union. Tilt i-hte-f objection to tlu nuxlt rn Iiobm l- llmt it Ikih only one ilnt'iit t-loet. mid it's ealicd a bfcaLfuM room. Winn the rrark of doom cotnen. Homebody will arise and niov to avert It Ly akin prtatiun. for an appro- fending olnebody on a Kuod-will tour. Youni; CoolidKe in in luck. A Klrl who won't gvi manird In the White House won't pawn the phon ograph to keep up with the Joneses. Happy thought! Why not get a new model radiator cap and avoid buying a new car? Speaking of stocks, a cow would bring $5,000 if the buyer hoped to ell nt $10,000 instead of keeping her to milk. "Women have more imag ination tluci men." Kitnially r-alo-lndles. It takes a lot nr imagination io call a 42-stuut "IKM-fcctly inwioiis." How the world nan progressed! Hack in the stone age a woman's chief treasures were beadj and a fur. lietter to marry a grass-widow than a real one. She can't pre - tend her other one was perfect. Winter has compensations. There i Is no giggle from the rumble scat. T1k hardest commentary on mans is the fact that a man who tells the simple truth gets a repu-! .ation for striking originality. ! Correct this sentence: "I can tell you are sick." the doctor con- 1 fessed. "but I can't imagine what's1 the matter with you." 1 Brisbc trisoane s I ooav Continued From I'asre One) taken hold of aliiilune niamimc I iii'f : and his assoiyato, .Mr. lloevn 01 aealue One brokernKt) firm In New York H irnWower & Weeks. -fvoK its clerical totxe for Christmas, bo-, nusoH, amounting to $ l.ono.ooo. An exehnnKo sunt selllnu at $S!i6.0i!0 Is (Iighp If you know how to use it. ' I! a flim can give away a million at ( hvistmas. how much do you sui.poso it makrayeor? , However. If high interest valea I for call money persist, tho "j.flOO.-1 l"M'MI,nil observation would say iOtlO Hhnre days" will fold their that lilanton's "I object " has dMom tentB like the Arabs ami as silently i 0,1 mum private hills to additional i steal away. Then the Wall Street I delay, at least, than any other sio- lionusea will be smaller, piofits '' aiso. i , I.vcry day In Westminster Ah-:r I hey. prayers are olleretl for Kiuu - .... . I this remforts the royal family. ' MmH unlortunately it does not m.ip ""-' "'mn cells liueocyles. that destroy at- taekirK Kerms. Increase in number , ti lie danger iKiint The red blood j icttis that carry food, oxygen and ; , health through the bodv diminish j , in number. A bad situation. Ame---; ' lean surgeons will blood transfusion wi womier mat hlooil trHnsfuslon was not tiled, tn . . so desperate n situation The Senate is expected to rntifv Mr. KcIIosk's pact. ' ' Senator Hnrnb ,,v "Ii m.lv ' i mlts us to settle oiir eoulroveistes i through pacific means." i What would hannen if we refuse I B'lo!,t ollu'r """'' suggestions, j adont other nations' suirirestlniis i . . ..Ins little Hollvin refuses lo settle I IHl i'araEUay .' t Does the poet tie: Uncle Sani'-t: nanus.' It so. It sjiould not be rail- j tip(i- i Will It leave us free, as we should be? if no. of whnt use Is It? . rent i.ritain tins just paid to , Rippling Rhymes By Wall Mamoil. thk ;hkat hi;kii:i & The -iitoke of uattle citr" away fooii ft-?r tho election djy and peace reyumeu ts rtign: we turned away from politks, irom ptnilegeniM and sordid tiicks, to topics Kife and thine. Campaigns nre all drawn out too long; we sturt with resolution:! strong to be serene and cal n: : w e w c n ' t indulge in roar and shriik. but every blessed word we gp;ik will be a healing bairn. And for a while we do maintain attitude that s safe and sane, we argue withou; heat; with fine politeness, graco and tact we point out many a vocal fact ami f i g u res goo u us w h ' a t . The neighbors, too, with whom we talk,- at wild and angry state men tn balk, though they may disagree; and everyone is so po lite, denouncing wrong, defend ing right, it is a sight to see. Hut wearily the campaign drags, and pretty Boon our patience sags, our tempers are at fault: we've used our arguments so much the beat among them needs a crutch, they are so lame and halt. We've talked around in rings and rings, thousand times the same old things we dismally have sprung; we've talked so long our jaws are tired. In cheap statistics we are mired, we've spavis on each Hint-'. Th" neighbors whom we daily bore with arguments are growing sore, they meet u- with a frown: and old time friends line up as foes, and someone soon resorts to blows, and knocks a neighbor down. It's pleasant when it end.-;, gndzooks, and we can talk a-ain of books, of pepful motor cars, of works of art and writing Inks, of song rnd love and kid: less drinks, and fifteen -cent ck-nrw. : fnri? Sam $!M.00o,000. on account , of war de-hta. makhn; the total paid 1 almost a billion. Of this, all lint j $t 47.OOO.(M0 represents interest. 'The Hrltlsh realize that it pays to nay your debts. cs;ee!al!y on a: liberal a basis as that rallied by hu-',Ilc. "l States. WASHINGTON BYSTANDER My KlrliO I.. Klmlk-.oti. WAS" tltvr.ON. Who In the novonty-fifth cuiiki'csh will wotir tho ,.. ln ,hl. ,SI, i,, j.i a,;dil by Tom r.lnnton of T.-xis'' KoP yL,,.s nb.nton b.is rv.r.'l.t m, ftn ,,,.,.,.,. un,i0,. .,,. ,.,,,v . , euUmKm. wrlthed a. tlnos. Bl,!t.ml,OK,.,, functions s mlnotlty walt.,lo(. of lh ,. ,.. calendar. Tho jsystmidcr from R!o c lreuiustance of house proeed- ure. j And Tom. by virtue of the failure his ambition to translate hi ' 1,.1. f acllvltv t h,,. s-n.ile. "111 nut he prcM-nt after M-nvh i nvi .. i.. in. i,i i ,.,n. nib-Wue of the senate, kipk" of (.,,, fr lonni.s ns f,,r,.mst -I 0bjeet-cr" of the new congress. objector's I'ouer. No doubt it U u useful function. this business of keeplna an caule eve on fin now of .mnii i.iii ti,..v r ,. v.ti.. v..!-.i.i.. ..), oovorlnu- everv Vul.le. t under f d' . eral Jurisdiction. They are left to ,',n,m"";' eons.deratb.n. but as "ifei.-u iid an objection wliboti: rtated reason by a slnsle member "f l,hop 'na'e or house closes the aprainst mem on ine noor. Tllt! 1U'-S l""vide for this con- wrvntSon of the time of the two no" houses anil of the thousand., of legislative rnnctnients complete,! nt nny session of eonirress. the great mujorl'y are of this type put through without d -bate, rollcall or a showing of hands of any sort. via the unanimous consent route I'l-evenis i'lililliliy. s'oorsur. of the so-.-j-lb d in-h-.-it.. bills frequently fine themselves in ft trying position. To each tndj- Klllill Jiuiieoi u !........... in.t be of great Importance I tack hoin. ll would be very fine If he could arise on the floi.r and state his case glowingly so that the home paper could picture him hiit tl.m; bravtly and ui-csifully to get through a measure of greut interest only to the stale. Vet he also knows that the best way to g.-t it through Is to keep abso lutely still and Kt nature and the unohjected-to ea'endtr take its course. Mere resentment over un necessary speech making may prompt any member, to shoot in an objection. q To assume the role of cai.-ndar w.iulnlog doesn't tend to mako a seniitor t9 representative pojlu with his colleagues. Also, It miiks ft very difficult for the man wield ing the fact or the threat of "l object" to get through small bills of his uwn. Hut the role does have its advantages. It insures tho ob jector a degree of publicity he might not otherwise enjoy. Men have never been lacking; to hold the fort in either house for this-4 or sonic other Kood political rea- Screen&fe In floiywood By Wade Werner HOLLYWOOD. Cal. ( drpenters, riveters and cement mixers are the. busiest nctoi'H in Hollywood these days. With few exceptions t It stuilio lots nie deadly dull In actual nro- ;;S : .. .... v.". uuetion oi iu Fjr-t ajte. tures. hut Uvcl as lieehives niyi to huildlnK aj "' tivitles. 0 0 1. struct ion orltJfVT talkir.3 picture o,..hl.n hue. Oil at n I'll r 1 o u i pace, day andv niplit. and in the few actual 1 ly c o m n 1 e to n Gloria Swanson stages the cam- I eras and microphones, too, are kept htisy. For tho most part, ; however, the picture-makers ate i marking time, waiting for the j buildings and electrical equipment ' needed in talking pielure produc . tion. Few are flu-lined to risk i money meanwhile in extensive or ! proteutlous slletit film iiroductions. Glorifying Gloria ; The FIIO plant, hy the way. : seems to have been all but rebuilt Iin prenaration for (iloria Swan son's first talkie--; picture. Several acres nf sets which had been ; standing for years were razed to I make loom for tile big scenes of ."Queen Kelly." in which tilori.i : v.-IM start out as a convent gill . jand rapidly develop, under the dir j ectlon of Frich Von Strohelm, into .'Hie proprietor of a notorious Kaet African resort. Silent sequence! j of tho film will he photographed while awaiting Installation of talk ' lag equipment. . . j Cinema Contrasts I That the $IH.OIIO.(IUO talkin; 'si mill) built, by William Fox wa.i opened with prayer interested some observers hereabout evtui more than the fact lhat upwards of 2.".. Oim people flocked to the exorcises. No one seems ta remember any prayerful studio openings in the old sil-nt era cf pictures. On the other hand, the chief lobby display ln the Chinese the ater here for the opening of "Notih's Ark," the first I'.iblical tr.lkle, was a group of wax f'-:-U'es representing AI Smith. Cal vin Coolidge and Herbert Hoover. The derby carried by flovernor Smiths' efrigy was not blown, however, hut black. I'uiH'lure.l'riM.r l'iirli'.-iy.-ils. Anyone who still doubts th-it j this Is the rubber th-e era of American civilization is referred to - tlit cnipbiMnent at Metro-Ouldwyii-M-iyer of a vulcanl.lni; expert l.i help keep the costumes In order. The costumes In question were several hundred weird undersea disguises worn hy midgets In "The Mysterious Island." Fashioned of rubber and designed to he water pro. f. tlu-y required the cnnxtan attention of an expert vulcanite" who knew his Inner tubes. Planes to Search WASHINGTON, Dec. 17. i,V) Major General John I., nines, of the ninth corp area at San Fratij Cisco, was directed today bv Secre tary Oavig tn search bv airplane through the C'olurado River canvon from Hr!-jht Angel trail to Needles, t'al.. for tlienn Hyde and his wife of Hansen. Idaho, who started down tho Colorado river In a bot two months ago. o