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Newspaper Page TextWW I I. t MEDFOTID MXTL TRrBTJNT!, MTTOFOTID, . OTl Efi ON, TUESDAY. -XOYEMTJEll 27. 1928. UEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE Ml.. BwAmj, WMklf Ptibliihed tt MiDroiiu muituiu oo M IMI M. n M. BOIIKRT w. mmi., Kdlur I. SUaUTT.H SMITH, UanafOT , Au Uidii.ndtul Kewai. Bound u Meond daa nattrj at Mad lord, Orrg-on, uiMkr At-t of March . 187i.; SUBSCRIPTION BATH j Mill lu AiiTalic; Dally, wili Sunday, amr Dally, with bund.., rDonlh.... Pally, arilbanl Hutiday, ..ar ... Dally, without Himdaj, tuontt. . Wal. Mall Tribune, ooa .aa. . U . . . , ............ I .7.0 . . . aO . .(6 00 1.00 By Carrier, In Advanrf In Madford, Aah- i UM, Jacaaormnc, wiim . B"u" Tel.nt, Uold Hill and on illiliwayli Dally, wiui auttuay. roortio .. ., Dally, ariUwut Sunday, motitli. . . Daily, without Aunday, one yaf. Daily, with Sunday, one yeit... All Urma, caaa in advene. ,T6 , .',h , T.o ; oo BlKKBKR Or TIIR ASSOCIATED PRESf llecelrlng full Leaeed Wire Strri. , Only paper In dtr or county receiving ewa by ulrgraph. Ulna AaaocuUd Preea la raelualialy an rltlrd to tae uae for publication of aU ana dlapatrhea rrrdited to It ec otherwtM credited la thia paper, and aiae to tlx local aoaia publlabel herein. .... All rifhta for republteaUon af a pedal dhv patrbeo herein are alao reeerrrel. IIHkUl paper ot the City of Mrdford. I Official paper ot Jackaon County. Rwora daily aferage, ciralatlon for Oti aaonUK anciinr April 1. 4nSt. Adrertlalna; Itepreaeartatirre , M. O. MlKUiNStS OKU CAJIT Otfloap in Mew York, Ofcluuto, Detroit, (an rraadaco, Lo Aiujelaa, Seattle. Forte buid. Ye Smudge Pot B Arthur JPerrr . Wc have Hwaiiowed the major j portion of a druKHtorc. to dim-over ( )... la.... Ilia. I, ft iblili mid not tho flu. caused the whoo( Iiik palnn In the calf of tho ivg. VroK 'onuo more Unit iiowm liipep. milium nrc human. (Port laud Telegram.) An, ho often huh pectcd. lt'41XT i:iu(atio vM)i:itni. (IViullctoii ICdht Oretfoulnii) A Rirl nnd n boy, HtudenlH at Ouorllii collepi). wero MaunterliiK nlonff n inUiond track on the odKf of their colleffc town thn other oveultiK. A train appeared In the dlHtunce, The hoy nugBeHted that they nit on the (rack In front of the approaching train mul nee who dared Htay there tho loimoHt liefure juntpinff out of the way. Tho trlrl agreed. , . It ended Juki hh you would mip pOHO.. Tho Rlrl, eiiKer to prove her daring, Htayed too long ami Kt hit. She Ih now In a hnnpltal with n hroNon collui' hone, nnveral bro hen rlbft and nome wevero hrulHPH, And shr and the young man.. )mU Klbly, feel that they have learned topic! hint;. Two inlHmeH were notel walktng lo whool thlH mitrnfTw. n phenom. -na that compares favorably with thn' ccllpm) of the moon, 'said - to : hare taken place at 12:11 this am. Fog 'VrovnllM. This Is the atnio- spheric nuisance that taxes the klnlcft out of permanent waves, and vcttlcs on tho long eyelashes, which are. blinked furiously occasionally to-attract attenilon, ; ' The son of the President Is ro Inn to marry a Governor's daugh ter. This does not neimi to be ns much everybody's business as fur morly. Owners of cows, horses, burros, goals, mtilcs, and sheep, complain of the number of auton on the highways. , Several pnstal clerks aro tig 1 from thinking about - Christmas mall. '.. VK JIl'MAN IIAi'K ,H tartes n pretty liuaginalion lo shunt the optimism of tliuio who hellrvo thai the various leagues, alliances, conferences and mystic liackslappliiBM currently hidng In tltilged lu us ii slop to end wars : will succeed In their lofly purpose. Wars, may no more he got rid of hy pueh means than smallpox or luinliago may ho got rid of by calling meetings. All the cool. I culm, hurd common-sense und wis. ! doni In tli6 world cannot change Jul iimn nature und Its Impulses, and Iciikui'h-of nations, with Ihu best of Intentions, cannot niter . what has been unalterable wince the second primordial man, for n reuron lint may have been good or bad, eracked the fhst man over the head with ii ulub. , Man', ltn pulse . lu fight has Its birth not , in lito Cereluum but dowii In Ih tlark eiillrrrs of hu emotional being, and nothing la going to get It Into an elevator. It Is n platltudo that wars arc started by inflaming the emotions of n people. Inflnmmntion of the emotions In ono of tho most pleasurable phenomena that n peo ple experiences.- whether It be In duced by romuntie lovo, hoocc. an ulipeul to thu fighting Impulse or what nut. If wur Is to be ended, therefore, a means must be hit . upon tu Inflame n people's emo tions In a relatively analogous, if oblique, direction but with ti rela tively analogous thrill und sutls fnction. his. obviously, can't be done by calling together represen tatives In a hall In Hnitxrland omo S5U0 miles awny or by get ting a few elvilluns to shake hands tu a London hotel yr a Hague basilica. Tho bllslnesa, If It Is to bo negot lated at all, but be ncf Mi nted speclaculurty, romantically, In . it way that . will appeal to the people's Imagination us strongly us the marching of brightly figged, out eoldlers, the flying of brilliant liunncrs, ihu nittlu of Inspiriting drums and the I melodramatic, round of cannon. The day that sees moves -toward peace marked with the anliie thrilling p.G-tiicii. larlty und romance that mark tnoves toward war .0 ace the day of war n end but not Imforn. v ' (.Mercury.) Alaska mulls Africa. . WAKHINC1TO.N (IP) The Inte rior department says Alaska I" liernmlng reeognlwil ns sriion.l nly lo Africa n a ' iciradlxo ' JoC-ldfj (In inn Imnlnrs. ' H00VEE MEANT DIKING tile eiiiiiiui;ii we frequently cullrd attention to the fact tliut in his (iiiet, iimlniiiiatic fashion, Jlr. I louver was ussiiinin) !iiiiU-i.lii of u new politieul )iirty in tins country. 1'liiK fuet whs revealed with particular clearness in Jiis Mailisim Siinre speech in New York City, ami was foreshadowed in his Hcccptiinee speech, when he would he to abolish poverty, sary and ever-present evil in AmiTi'ia's economic, system. ? Vie reuli.ed this sKeiiicnt our renders at the time. It was more of the prevailing partisan (fotlcii iis soon as the votes had been counted. . ; lint we meant what we siiid then because we were convinced ; Mr. Hoover meant what II K said. That reference to the abolish- i incut of poverty was not a mere idle (rest urn, a hint of a sclf-J 'appointed "miracle man," to tfiirncr votes. It was the carefully considered statement of au economic expert who sincerely be-! licved that, if elected President, he could so perfect mid improve ' federal mid industrial methods in the past could be. eliminated ,,,, . . . ,, , f s tt . ' r posat of Ciovenior UrcwsU-r, at the vvut (foveniors (.-oiifi-mwr in Xew OrleaiiK, for a three billion dollar federal rervu f itml in .1.. n.r Inlwir mmiiittlftviiipiit 10 do lor In tun tint liij10m lit lias done ior financial panics. Governor lirewster explained ver's proposal and presented at the latter request. ' It was not only entliusiastieally endorsed by tin; governors pfesiMit, but, by the officials of the American Federation of Labor, i . AVIien Mr. Hoover spoke of bettering eondilions hy yiviii" every man u job, instead of giving the. uiieiiiployed jjovenuneiit titles, his opponent dismissed UU( Dlfjisinj; Dhrnses" mere mdlasscs to eatelL political flies. I B 1 ' But those who believed in Hoover (ircctcd the slime slule niciits us of fur rciiching import unci; mid destined to result in epoch-making economic, and 'political consequences. The Hoover partisans were right. What the opponents of "Sir. Hoover failed to grasp particularly the Itepnbllcnii o)po- ncnts, was that a new type of politieul candidate had entered (he presidential field. lSeenusc Secretary Hoover slapped no bucks and threw no derbies from the buck platform, because he lacked magnetism and ''it," they dismissed' him and what he said as merely more o.' the old stuffed shirt propaganda. An a matter of fact, Mr. Hoover was giving the new stuff and Gov ernor Smith the old. . ' , in other -words, Hoover, in his somewhat repressed, non spectacular fusion, was drawing up a new program of action 'for the Iiepublican party, a program which briefly would not onlv retain what is known as'Hig Business prosperity, but in sure to the average man particularly the working man his rightful share in that "pi-ospi'i-ity. . . "Words, words, words," moaned the pinks and the super uitclligcnt.ia. 1'recisely. ISut. words' which mean just what they said, no more and no less. ' ' Itiimiinia is an efficient country. ; She got rid of her pro fessional politicians without cluttering up the jails. ' ', ; Americanism : Dieting ill order to loon skinny; wearing a . . . - . . . i . ... l'lir coat tlllll WOUIU mane linyuody iook sioiii. ilnylie prosperity isn't rcl, t li is other pants. It is. understood that nothiiie; lint it is hoped tt wood-will timr A lot of promising football .tenuis have (.'one Democratic. That is, they score ciioukIi points to win, lint let the other fel Iw Kcore (no many.' Models I'lnuiKi', but when you see the driver's leg hunting over .the door, you know what kind of ear U is. '.'., JliiiiK'ary can make a new royal line, hut royally must make its ni bee line when the reaction comes. ." t ChlU. lluys V. H. Vlancs, llAltUKN t'lTV. I.. -1. (!') Tho .,.i,r ,,r t-liii., b,.s ordered e IS observation plums and nine algn and iiianufacluro. Tho or-; tier, placed with tho Curtlss Aero-: imrpuae, are must popular In lira- pluiie Kxport corporation, cullsjjdl when ,bf American make. About for sining delivery ot tho pliiu,es , at a cost of lTOU.tiOO. Sill led 1 be fa'. 1 ASllKVIl.l.i;. N. f.-W When; attorneys lu a ivll case were, within SgB of a settlement 1U11I III appeared the case would, cost everal hundred dollars If It went 1 lo trial, Judge. ,1. Iloylo Mink rec-! beuullful countryside Is to !. sent ommctided that uiiposlng counsel inn lour through the country In nn "match lt out." They retired tuj effort to slop Hie destructUin or the corridor and flipped coins. tmturiil rui-al beauty. MUTT AND JEFF Mutt's Not a Hit and Run Driver Anway TliATwAS . V m JFF. t' SORt I HIT I f-JTTTVP ffOU MU.T HAV BfiN I A . r mutt in - T - fnTl v Mou "TH CAR BuTJ ) mg ani walk-inCj carglgssuV. - Ku, i'A X'VE' .teeAiA THAT CAR: r4 I if J LT WAS ALL'VOURi r-T -4J ' ' p I'rA AM EKPERlEIMCSO MOT A ! I WALKING THe BIG. J YyS&r 7 FAULT, r -1 W FAULT r DewetS. I've BEEN f . . NOVICE C!V ( for ovea i WHAT HE SAID declared one of his major iiiinsi or at least remove it as a neces was iiot taken very seriously by ienernlly discounted us merely i "lilall," which would be fur- that poverty as it bus been known in the future. i . .:. .I. ' . what lhc Federal Iieserve KVstem vmil lilt l eutliu system this was I'rcsidehOeleet IIoo sueh talk as "vaue generalities . . ,l.ut vn never I.e.- a ma., refer j else enn overcome the murines, ciin. ,'', ' - : spr-s ! .llnelielrs" l'roin V. N. . MANAOK, llrnrall (VP) Mu-!u . - betes, honvv knives which oriel- nated'n, the t...iks and were ! -(widely used in Houth America j -!for virtually every concclvalile for virtually every IfiUli are; iuirchascd monthly und I Iii.r.lwuro: .Icab-is slock sharp. , u ,., ,i, """ v...o w I'.il.n.l Klnli.u i ai,,n.i 1..U...... I f i LONDON IPI A "tindery of i Horrors' 500 pictures showing ; modern vandalism of ICughiiid's Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, H. D. Sijnad Vllfra Irnailiii to IK-rKOiiul hulll. ant h.-liaw. not to di.au. .liamio.la f trial.. m. ai I- an.-rl t.y Or. Ilra.l, II a MJi.iil. rlf-ad.lmsal onirlour i loard. l.tiu-ra .s.nii.1 b i,rif and wriiiiu in ink. owing 10 tiir Lia nutniM-r i Utii-i. i.-. if.l-ii, ii.lv a li-w ...li In- anxwfritl I..-..-. No l-.l un bf ln.nl.- tit iimrtv. nut ..iiiful.u- Intf to intttruclioiia. A,l,lre4 Or. William llr.i,h. In fare .it ttii newoiMjirr. .. ....,. . , l KNTt ltlvS in i.urnnirs Due partly t the Ineunnlderate In. Uut neither wonts normusie way some people have of telling the j W to .ketch the bitter pain 1 Iriuli iilinnW ffi-l.-iin linfw i,r Itnwl- nesn, luid the unfortuniUe habit politician 'have of chqructcriziiiK the propoHaltt of )p p o n e n t a u "nostrum," - the popularity of me - il Ic I n a I "sure cures" In uppar - ently waning. It really began to look us though t!.. -r,, h., declined to be a party to tho old ! frame: alas, the l.iovfsart Jiuman iih the oilier ureal 1 tuii.....t,i.. .. ip... , mecllclnnl nostrum Is doomed to , fjldc from )UbJic yew UHomHlI j in o camniirjent to popular in - v -TV cure-uu wiuh ueen umut-numy it-ppeu on u ruie r(.movea rom IhL. ,)Ul.lor lu),0 tuM,r pronunciation, namely, that u the cupbourd In the woodHhed. mainly hecausu itn fond patrons could not stand ridicule. In a ereat many hometi where thin re- AnMver. yes, tvllh the lireati-r form has been brought .about the : HtrcNM on first yllahlc. Likewise Quondam customer of ' Willis and ! atrophln. morphtn. xti-ychuln, vita putioua notr turns to other diver- mill, hyoscln, st-opolamln. etc. You slona and sooner or later the re-1 might net up a (food argument formed medicine mimpler i pretty over my pronunciation of vitamin bui c to be inlrlgucd by the plana-1 with, the fli nt 1 long, but these Iblu fallacies of the food sharpers, j other words are now spelled wlth lutriguct is the exact word; l.ont lhc final e by nearly every mean deceived. The patent niedl-j scientific person. As for ruloa of elncH in ul! their glory never hood-j spelling or pronunciation, 'teacher, W'lnkcd people more, completely ji loi'g ago discarded them all. bc thun those dietetic charlatans andja'auc I found' them too .ll-eacher-so-callcd health foods are fooling our to depend tint ' the. wise ones today. Iteveal to the untutored layman the fact that 1-1 elcconts are essential for .the proper nutrition of man and you can sell, lif in a package of hone meal or, ground gravel at almost any price, -or put your stock up. In pill form, tell the customer It' Is essential that the 1-1 elements i bo combined In Just the right pro-! portions the secret of the eorrect combinations, being, the private property of V few- mall order con cerns, and your forluno is assured. A guod example of the sort of flapdoodle I am trying to unmask is this paragraph from a page of advice mailed to a reader by a fake "doctor" who conducts a health department In certain news-papei-H of careless standards: "It the trouble Is purely catar rhal all fats and oils must be avoid ed . . . milk should not be1 used at all, and onlv small umoulits ui cicam auu Duller. n uioonvH Ircam which has been full of cii-jy!? irrh for ycurs will need a rest:'' from ail forms of carbohydrates and. .hydrocarbons 1 .. .. The fault lies only In lhc patient's diet etic habits, and lhc cure reals ftyllh hln power of will in using only (he IKKIIIT fOUDS IX Till-: KIOHT (WAV!" The fake "doctor" (he Invariably i cnllw hlniMclr "ilocfnl- " , ,11-! -' ... I t ' I pretends to be. for he Is too shfewd -he law r ers) sIiowh great skill In leading ! the prospect along the very edge and then leaving him dangling there. Kvcn if only one out of every senre of prospects lilies, and writes to the fake "doctor" lorj further details ahout the rightj foods In the right way, the game pnys. .. i "Hydrocarbons" are oils or fats: 1 nitllo bringing 'his voice into your "carbohydrates" ore siarclus .Or!home tells you Hint the Atlnutlc sugnrs: exclude these two kinds' uf food nmteiiul from the diet and you have nothing left lo eat but pruteld. Air. Volhjulinur stcfuiis soii has proved that one may live quite comfortably on an exclusive meat ((pruteld) diet for many munlhs, lint tills self-styled "lloc- lor nus no more rcasnn fir. ad- """" " " 'i uas tor usmii nig iiioriuuaic rcauers timiiUint they hnvo eight million cus- J""' " cure earner. , tomers 111 this and foreign coun- ""' "e iios.rum ami miacu - "'' "'''; Rfenter now than j The small store keeper must j ZL"Zu"t""Mnk'at'1- """" """ medicines. ,,..,,...., 'r." . ... ..,..! -.....,, - Vi i-Mtu. am Asn I.us ' i .Mclniiclioly Days to t ome, 0 - a latly poxts a card to say: "H .li.r - n't M.,.., mil... r ..... 1 - ........ OIIM r.i.lo.H It Im li,ti .1,., .1.....,. does not euro, I wrote to him a i , ... ...,, HU iiihiii n'KU'i '"Iblrtli state my stuinncil and uil.lrr.ua d I envelupe has not come buck to dnte." . 1 Answer. Oh, gosh: oh, gosh; oh. Kcsh: oh, gosh. This Is the song I Ing the first of 'every month yo'u know when bills c.unr piling 1 ' " i"i steulliiir. KtaiiiiiH iikuIh. . I found . the . InUy'a K. A. H. In the "can't i deliver" bin. with hundreds more Just like li htiviui; unswei-H healed within. So many unsvrera never sent? Indeed it si-din a pity. The : reason for auch carelessness? They all reside in "City." ; hinofce. 1 sinoko but do nut Inhale. Will Is a vugrant.lhis harm me in any way? II. D. ' Answer. It makes little differ- ence. except that when you Inhale se is comwig in iw,wii years ih. ,irL- , ii i- ....i.-Liv."""' an ' "Ke- to ltsef "'i'f't : absorbed. Hut yeJu absorb just as ' KHiool Teui'lior C'oninlaliiH. i- it .. v, i . id the e In Iodine why not pU other S; tSWle U00m C0UIU 8U" wortI(1 wlthout the fmm Mch aH!lhut 44 ; dine. hute. bite, hope, etc.? You : Hut the ice will not have its own ; client final e m:iUon tho precudinu - vtnve! lonK. Vo you want to pro - iiounce it l-o-din? .M. D. II. (Copyright, John K. Dllle Co.) Tli- trouble wltli a presldeiitlnl j landslide Ls that a lot o fourth raters are drawn In by Hi- mo mentum, .nr. nun .Mrs. laic .SXir maid spent 111' week end with 'cm. '(Copyright, .lohn Kr Dllle Co.) Brisbane'sToday (Continued l-'rom l.age One) hear Mnrllnelll sln-tlng, nnd the 1 "cltlc chain stores hired him lo sing.' . f ' III one your Scars ltochiic.lt, mi ller Us new president, Oenonil Wood, n West Pointer, huvo opened two new mull order nrunchos and 111 retail department stores and i hnvo taken to selling coal In car-l i, tad IoIh .Monigoiucry Ward nimoiincc itrios Boy bublcs nrc morn dclleuin than girl hublcs, more hoys than girls die in Infancy. - According to scientists of the .1uer1ca11 iiisiiiiue. gaiiiereu 111 Vrt. v....b l.n. lu ... rl. ... .1... . ,,"" '""i i- l'- - ... I ductless glands, .'living ltttlo boys bad sturt. even before their , The pltullnry gland lu the head Is ospcciallly important. - Prisons might bo empty If we knew now what wc shall kuow some day about these ductless glands, nnd the powerful products I I that they ur Into the Btreain ul lile. Some ut these glunds, necessary to the proper development of the female baby are useless, or posi- j v" ' , .',, , J", v.... ' No "De ,a complaining. Nature 13 partial to fiirla wisely, for they Cl'C' jute the face. I I The health of men In our army I,, beller lhlln lt lms eV(.r ,,(.eni ?nd ,ho "uic'.'10 n'Bnof , '" ; Lootlelng explains Ainbassador .Morrow's mother ln- law, pant SO, went flying with t.lnd- Hergh. .Mis'. lieorBairr Collect, wlio ,says she has lived so long because j she lives ill California, went flying ; with Chuck Howling, a, good pilot, ; in a monocoupe. She says "The airplane is not so wonderful, not j more wonuenui man niliroaus ot which she also saw tho beginning. -M Professor C'olumau, of the t'nl- 7er!liy ,of Touto- f.".' another I "A.-i'i i ... , ,' rA,,n . tt. ' -iu i ice uuvu iwi. iiuck. iu way, wnen next it cornea sliding , and freezing over this earth. When i you consider what men have ac 1 coinplluhed, in the 2tUUU yearn i that separate us frum the stone age, when flints, bows and arrowH : were the only tools, you can -easily i believe that in inu.000 years niore, ' men will know how to deal with ! any Ico age. '. Heat, tapped In tho earth's In-' tcrior, or surplus heat transported j from tho equator, will attend to tho ice problem. In 100,(100 yours, men will control this earth. Tho Macedonians say "the Itnl-, garians are taking from us all the ' liberty that we won by. hard fight-; ing from the Turks." Ami the pow i ers aro worried by bloody Balkan i fntirla nf thn nl,l bind Franco and llritain have ordered j the fighters to stop iktlitinB, pre- clll.ililma!, resents early in Xovcm sumably in the name of. thie League ber llow Boes shopping on Decern of Nations. 1 ,, .,, ,. ,,. ..r;imm iv The world will watch tho result. Macliailoff, leader of tho insurgent Macedonians, seems to lie a hard mini to frighten. To the Bulga rian government's threats, Michal- jlioff replies, "Any official who 'signs a decree ngainst mc slgnB j his own death warrant." Quill Points The first and best co-educational institution was the school of ex perience. Philadelphia criminals have a hard time. They keep bumping into policemen, even In jail. I its easy to estimate ine genu ; ineness of our prosperity. The more prosperous peopTe" 'are7 flu? worse their manners. Why don't the police catch the big crooks? Well, why don't all tie S10o-a-montli fellows outguess Wall street? "Mutter apparently destroyed re appears In tv new form." This Is especially true of tho Inst fly. Disposing of used -' razor -blades is a minor problem compared with disposing .. of used gum. .. .. Doubtless It has occurred to you that .Mr. Hoover will be tho Ural to servo n third term. , '' Tho lovo ot money Is the foot ut I nil evil, nnd also of a considerable portion of "sport." ., , ' - ' .no un... ntio ill si said puilllis iniikca strange ; bed Tcllows prob ably r went campaigning mid slciH in a hick-town hotel. i wl7o".. ii""' tlio bl fclluwa cot I 1.1X1! Just so you ct yo " ' . - - ' An orator says tho boy taught to f' play a snxapuono won t blow a, sum. The choico affords an. excellent ex amplo ot doublo Jeopardy. . You can tell a radical by, tho wild look In Ills eye. Hut there Isn't any universal symbol of conserva tism excopt suspenders. There's n difference, lit the Old tlnys men drunk' beer ;iiku water. Now they drink water : somewhat like beer. '7 ; , , The girl who once began work on Rippling Rhymes 11 y Wall Mason. THE BEST WE CAN We do our best, and If our bftt is cheap, Us vain to mourn aud wring our hands and weep. 1 cannot sin us GalUCurei ingH, 1 cannot walk with mu sic's queen and IUiih; but I can warble sweet old homely lays the pcop;e cii.-.pcd on golden yesterdays: ami if the neih bors nimnur and condole, and show their wrath by heaving shunks of coal, or calling cops to stop the musiefest, my con science smileH, i know I've done my best; lu art 1 know Vyn not a master mind; but I can paint the barn and fence and shed a lot-ely green, a fine and subtle red; 1-paint the pmnp, 1 paint tho cellar door, 1 paint the clothes horse ami the kitchen floor. I know full well my ef forts won't compare with those of artists who have flowing hair, and Vandyke beards, and who forever speak a janjon weird, the which to me is Greek, lint people pause to view the work I've done, they see my shanty shining In the sun. nnd Hay my taste in colors Is so viie I should be jailed and kept (here for t while. Hut well I know they envy me my abode, on which the pahit I've lavishly bestowed, and they'll' be spurred to do some painting, too, to make their barns a lovely pink or blue, and so tho town will much improvement know and men will say. "Old I'miktown is nslow." We do our best in nny sort of line, and the result, how ever far from fine, example sets for. other men to test; they shed thoir coats and also do their best. them.". Speaking of silent drama, ' there's mother's face when dad asks for more at a company dinner when there isn't any .more. : For that matter you seldom see a bronze statue ot a man who do- tl tjbi w voted his life to tho exposing of.... ; on . strt,nirth of its official corruption. Onn itn.lintlo foatii,',, i.f the. lalo ! m.,(.,, , . . I lief that its campaign lo eliminate .bunk-.was clever and funny It . takes three generations fn make u cntIoman. but three good guesses on the stock market seem to serve about as well. , $100 making whoopo with frlendR t mm nlfrli. " util.l .l,n irnoalit "till, tin ! never' brags ahout it." ! (onstipated? Tak. (A NATURE'S REMEDY-tonitdit. i our uliminallvcon-anawlll bo functioning pr,0.. "v smrninif and youroarmlliiatfou will end with a bowpl re-lion an fne and co.y u nnture at hur beat ao pain, no K.ipiaK. .rjf ii. vniy zic. Mild, safe, purely vegetable Recommended end Sold by All 8 Medfon, riglsls Chiropractic Naturopathy Dr. H. P. Coleman J 8th Successful Year In Modfnrd TroatmontB by Appointment Medford Cente EI9ctro.Barpy . . I Center Bids. : Phone 965 Food Science m and holly sts. Phon 244 A Compute Cleaning and Dyeing Seryicb . v. - Kt k tl C p T7 - - ' I r "-' -i 11 ri 1 --ii i- Hollywood j , liy VaU Werner.; HOLLYWOOD. Cul. Youiih folks who used to slay at home und look at the family altim -ko to the movies nowadays ' when they feel like Kazlmat plot urea. The picture celebrltlea tlieniselves, how- , ver, Htill enjoy un ocL-ii-sioiiti; evuii- at h o in e withl their photoKraphj ull'Umx. Them llJUlnl do not lack por- traits of l'nele : John anU Aunt Lizzie, provldlnjil ' they also were s t a p e folk or players in cellu loid, but most ofi ! the pictures pre- , served in them 'are what studio Norma Talimtdge h a ii g u a g e de- 1 seribes as "production stills." These photographic souvenirs ' of scenes they have played in various t ! dramas are among the most precj 1 luus possessions of the stars. SnapsliotH of SiHt-Vs. ' J.on Chancy, for example, values stilln from "The Mlnu le:.lan" and "The Hunchback of Notro l)an'M . more than their weight in gold, i Norma TalnVadce deltuhts Ih pie j tures of the early flicker period ' when film Ingenues wore dresses i down to the ground. John CS 11 ! bert's pet stills show him In various fold William Hart westerns and In '"Aitntttin nf Vtmceancc." the film in whieh he p:aycd ills first lead more than 10 years 'ago. or'in "Tho lg Parade," which, mudo' him t really famous. The stllfs :value.A- most highly by Greta Oarho are i from the Swedish production. "Gosla IterUng." I-w Cody's al bums date back to 1H15. when he played in "Muting," while Lionet Harry more has pictorial remind ers of roles he enacted for the cam era as early as H109. So lt still is no breach of eti quette in Hollywood to suy: "Let's not goito tho movies tonight.? Let's stay home tfnd look through theso albums." Chorus or Birds and lieu Is. Producers of talking picturen so fur have overlooked the oppor tunity to develop Hinging and talk ing stars among the birds and beasts. Hut the owners of these so-called "dumb creatures" are ! clamoring for action. One 'man who is especially proud of his trim.( mit ,mH )ersiia,1(M ,.llllflv ,n,.(.,.ioi- t,. ,.iv tin alleged ubilily to sing "Over i There." "It's a Long Way to Ber I i ix. nn.1 '1 m rorever lin d 1' m Forever 1 '.low 1 iik I B'""'"'a " nuymond McKee. the ! comedian, lias a sad-eyed hound l that says Mtima. and ll probably ' will not: be long before someoif( urrlves In Hollywood with a tralnf c1 can drape Itself over In lmi!s '"" nnrt sing "Sweet Ade- : line." . . ... Florizel Chocolates .irr ncii j.t :he rr.c.'ai?.. , :r.g p:o:c:r.s jrri CJrbo-' hvJrjifs thai PEP yea L'P. S!:ch loodi arc r.cl j:cr.;r-3. ; . . M .1 Ih Sn . V.,-,l Vloritcl Chocolates are Available nt . Jarmin & Woods Drug Co. A Why be satisfied with n ready-made suit when you can have an , Ed. V. Price A OR M. Born Suit, tailored to ' your measure, for $25 up A fit or your money back. The Men's Shop Next' to Rialtb 3y BUD FISHER o r-i - ,"iw x f