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i PSGE FOUR MEDFORD MATL TKTTtFXE, rEDFOTtT), o OREOOS., MONDAY, NOVEMBER'... 1323. y Medford mail tribune Publlafaad br tit. ifiDrouu fnuifma oo. It IT-II M. ru Bl BOBKBT W. BUHL, K4IUt B. ttUUITEB SaltTH. at.uaat la UwlvD'tiacbl flnnwai W .. .' ImmI aa aaon Tolaaa mail..- at MM hardt Ortoo, mulct Act of Mail 0, Ib'it BUBSCBIPTION BaTIO By Hail Id Adian-je: ballf, with sSuttdar. aw Dally, with Bandar, month... thvlli, vitbout Sunday. tZZ Uallr. witljut HMMlar, biuuU T? Waaalr Ball TnouM, ooa jaay.... a. - Bouda,. ooa Ir f."0 ' Br Carriar, Is A'iratfa In Mwdforrt, .an- , UimI, Jaekaunrill. Central fohU, rtMatdx, lalant, UoidH.il al o. Hll :'uar.:::::. ri.il. aithuut Bufidav. ooa rr,.. TOO1, liallt, with Bondar, cm r" Alt urrna, cub iu ftdtaia. MKMBER Of THE A8SOCUlD PHESS . f.r.l nraar in ritw or OOOUU !? 1TIOI mwi fat ulcffTtph. Tii. Aoriud mm to ensiu-lfftly dtlcd to tb on for pubiicmtioo oi Dt di.p4,uM crMited to u or o.rwiM .iSJS? iKSS U i All ngtiu tor rpubllctloii of tpaU 4to ; Orfidil papr of ttit City of Mfford. Official pnr ol Jac-kaoo Qotmiy. Sworn dally ivrajt cfrralatlon (or dl oMIa ttNtllAS April 1. IVt. 4681. kAnrlitlnw ltDMAtatlffr II. a MOUKKSE.N OOUI'Aiir orm in nrw ior.. . IM Iiuh Ma. Klal IWt - ' i, Ailirr. ! Ye Smudge Pot ', By Arthur Perry uvery human is entitled to ilfe. liberty and a cold: and has same. .More of our Indigent farmers have hit out for California, wiih - out waltiiiK for tlio relief 111 thn .MeXary-HaiiKcn bill. 1 1 The Itotbstoin murder In New York is now n complete success. A lady, more or leys of the movies is Involved, somewhat. Hhe has n distinguished sister In the films, which will cause the pubi c to rcisnrd her cusB.'dncss as cuteness. rui:xzY ox Tin-; camitk. (Oregon Kmcrnltl) And then the. tirave yell lender began to disrobe' Can you Imagine nnythlnK less in spiring than a red -faced In div.dual cavorting uti nntl down n beneh. with his shirt wide open nml his shirt lulls flyini; in the breeaie? . One of:, the t'nrtland Heltons' was here over the wcck-nad, con-' fcrri!,- with members of the local Imitation Itrltlsh set, on iiow to look bored. : 37 ferocious colds have been cured with alacrity. . Indicating that the upholders of the Volstead i. i are oi ooinK uieir tuny. King neorKf" Kngland Is' about o,r his flu, and so Is your - A cow was obliterated by a' turned and heaved the ball high ! o m. t ch t 'It. Have you rnlroad train near Kugene Hat.rr-:''! the air almost directly toward """ '' kers cng.atcd no.y f day. when she should have heen ' the ,-oal posts. Wn saw the heave, ' "M,iv delivery In Unie fer lirlst on the highway. All cowa killed '-' saw rrentrup and, In epite of . "''"w "' ' .leivelry . by n train are worth lino, , I Word has been 'received from .John Johnron and Hrntt Davis, cniruged In etrpitiiiniivlf'til ini, thi.l globe, stating that they are well' on the way lo Yokohama, and that lliemselvea- and their ship are holding together, as well as could be Vxpeeted. A si'i:i; it is m.w! Felluw Jtotarlnnn; As I gai-o about me at your honent faces, 1 am reminded of one of the groat eternal truths, that mankind was placed on this, earth to replen ish it and that womunklnd was placed here for much the same purpose. In some parts of tho ' civilized globe we will find more of the male species predomlnnt-' Ing; In other parts the female! nredom'nateM. 1 ,tr,..e sion irotn tnis that thero are more ,rr ......... ........ Miilo In ceitnln places and more'" ln'""''1 v t'"ry ,y. B")"'B!"",,y : lemmes in vermin other places. As ihe old li.mvm ,.i.,,n 1,... ..nJever seen. n-nrked. it take, more than per-1 ne:unl moil..,, in .,. 1, ,. ..,.t,. . uphill or morn than one hillbilly . ... . ... . . : mase n goal rancn riourisn, Therefore, We who are about 10niuue me urst toucnuowu, i uoy . ..... . . mi, '.Mtiuio ine glorious em, item , nf o),r country, tho national' Thankfglvln turkey, nnd nrnver- fully, approach the moment when wars, .hnll.he na, more; when! the lion and the lamb shall II,. down together, and tho truth, as revca ed from the congressional record, shall go marching on. I.nl nery I.lon. let every Klwnnlan. 1 le every f hrlst.nn soldier rejoice . br.iuubl us here touelher iTnil n ,.. . , I . , .... mi ftvpn HP nf mil. Ileau (a . in. uhlan I l.etier land. Oh. that we might speak In the eestacy of soul that , prompted the beloved Tiny Tin, lo cry aloud, on Christmas eve "llless everybody. Curie Tom, l.less everybody wots cum here." , As you ell know, I am not ( speech maker, having beard me' make so many of them:, but ther"! Is one upl f.lng thought I would I have you carry with you to your' homes, lo your garages, to your Million counters and to your doe- tor's offices; namely this, are wei not. we who live and love In a otlago or on u mountain top. t.ml s children both :hu lltth Hiiniliilner and I? ' More Ugbl. Mt'ltMANHK, .N.,,11, Itussla M'l The esuuimioix of North lluss a. who brighten their long arctic night by burning seal oil and (.reuse, will soon know the Joy of electricity. A powerful hydro-elec. trie station Is to be built on tbe Kola river, north of the Polar cir cle, on tho Kola peninsula, Hot Dogs Novo Life. IIKItKKI.KV. Calif., Nov. 5. Mi Hot dogs snved a n ils life today. . Mm Plare Wagner. 1 ft, ate hot dogs and then drenk poison. Phy sic lun. who used a stenia-b pump to romove th poison, sold pres. once of th hot dogs In her torn ch saved her Ufa, Editorial Correspondence SAX KIIANCISCO, Nov. 25. Tradition die hl. There is a firmly rsiai.ltshc, f tradition thai I't.ii Werner is tho foxi.-sl football coat h Ihiit ever siia.cte victory a,,,..,,, Tlia. ira.lllli.n U back over 2m years to that famous ;ganie in Cambridge, Mass., when I fop defeated Harvard by instruct- 1 1. I 11 I I... I ..... . i . .. i - f.'. ... . .. .... . ! lo hove the football under ItU j. - r - , "!ey and rum;, dowu the l. d to t. ',0 ...... ,i , i0ua-laali.wu lout Hum 0. Wver aitwe then evt-ry time Pup snappy viuloiy. or Kalrlte. a .1. feat ..it of ' the ' fire me ia.st ,i,e of ,,y hei'"' - ,u :f;- II, i , .., ., , i..i.i nla played h.:nl-li(. rootball. for , v...it, ,h. v I ,.u..rv,.f .. I,.(,iu' i. I... : ) yl!tt(nluy I, eVLrym.o JiiiiiH In the I farniHur t h.rnn, iC the Ojt( box,- lK mjM.riurbablH bill IliliHKT DW ' " " " " " jition. an roiifiLt-'i.tly uh h htimki'M w-IlucKv Strlkeii irom th kkkoif to f)nili )in "' " i Pnn Wn,. rnvthn r.,vl.Kt com ), n tie Kani(l jul t wan ,,,,( tnxiimu tu-.n tiHVfAH Ktnnfi.rfi I froin one of the mont humllioiini; ' defeatH lu Uh recent football lilt lory yeterday afternoon. That Hod Hcoj-if was not me result ot KuoHHiiiK ine oiinoMiiiou, or imiiiiiik a strategic coup d'etat in the final . t . : i UI wus "n u,,e ;rop ..arner ai an. it wa o,riy ti 11- II l 1 1 . . 1 and entirely dun to nsplred ami : inibeatahle fool ba I tllHiilaved bv . ,, ;,i . .i ' two Cardinal barks, natneil Simp- ; j kins and Krentrup. ,!i''i,n1 fl,? TelUll V,',!'!. K? ; anti ,.i ior a jBK,eu pass iron, i cenler would have won t. They tied il by plnylnK supc-r fooihall- stantliKiint of strategy and cxectt- ; tion. I lie tiro-t lilirornia snort wrll- j l(,n jn jan Francisco today arc writing about how lucky that pass over ,le B;m nc ,1C (10 , . ;,l0 ( puy was and to tho till.' 'Foxy" Warner are adillni; "Lucky , iltrlke" Warner. ! Warner hatl nolhiuK to Ao wltli Itunless one believes piayovs ; rrom tle sidelines uro factors In football results and luck had very !n,, n ,i w t la It, for we had our ; field classes on that play It was . executed directly In front of us j nd wo think we know soniethliM; about it. I A minute to play! Score: Cali fornia I'l. Slnnl'ord 7. Kourth down 8 Jdrcls to gain. "There was only one thing to do. Kvety man on the Stanford team knew It; every man on the California team knew It, every football fan In tho stadium knew it. It had to he n lorward pass. Hut here is wiiere Siuitikins came In. The pass before had been sent to lluvidson, Htaiiloril's sub left end, and had been knocked down. Davidson, was, tlieri fore, !u marked man. As Simpkins rati back for the pass, cleverly eluding the .-hareing Hears. Davidson start e, ut wUh his handn in Ihe air to ,, ,lo, while Krentrup went i stttilKht down tlie field, head down "''!'"' J1"1" ,,.,, ltevlilHiii which broiiKht the onus l..fon ,, I fl stl,l.-l,w ' excnenient, we innuo o,n oil""- r ' those Bubeoni.clonii menial notes-- (Copyright. Win F. Iiille Co.) the game is over, IT CAN'T HK DON1C! 1,111 w0 f,lilcl lu flKUrn on this ""in Prenti ui iiutl bow lio could "llsu ' "'e holglits when every- """K tiepeniied upon nun. .Newtmiu bad Just been Kent in for Caliroi ilia to replace Darr and prevent Just what happened. Hi watt checking Frenlrnp up, but he, too, railed, appaiently, lo calculate on what this young man could do. . .e,,lm llternllv flew tln-ouel, lhe air, as If ho hud wings, seemed .' ' . " .1 to get fooling on some uorliil step and leap again, literally miiitchlu.; that bull from tho sky. . Luck? ThcrTVaTm. luck toll! ! It waa sitper-lootbab; inspired I inotimii ine nest example of no- " ' ' "" " '' tentrup nnd Slmpkhm. them; ''wo men suved the tiny for Stan fori1' nml ,0, them in our Judgment ill Ii.iihI-.i II hm.ni iu ill... 'Pllnt. ' : - - -- ntftim I in Renni.,1 nnrl l,n,wnu ".' , "'. ', ,"::' , , tnnIn In that second half they gain- " " artis.-more inun:. - w'7 WI,ai all the other cardinal Rained lliHreontiro game, Krom Iho statiTif tho second i.r'they played football as It ,,,,, ., (1Mlv , ,msB. , ,, nimi11(., hl MvMnn und deception: but Hi m might bucks tlirutiKli tho lino. Wlicro every 'rr."."1.'''! u'.,H1fu1 "' t hat' first , nan ion iu uisnsier one resuiiiug in a i.lyrtid run and touchdown by'llve infancv. - . MUTT AND JEFF MAYB6 that sock I fHev. WHAT'S TMe m for TCkuiNC I bomt Be. sitcwi i'a I th ATsTrt AT" 7 "v iTJ"" .Vr , , ga; j -L UlL: tEARNVOul lOeAR OF HITTING Slt)NCV t ' Dl STAUNCHT FfcteND tj.tn vou :aV SAID V yi,fHiN:;SrW 4 fH :" I bot ' don't count nvv j vou havc; why, onlv f Lgglu 5AV-J vou .MMm'g: l-'STl ...i,.:, !3j VAvrHiKiG,? Jp U0N TAWCRS CUUBi . TT' . .!'' -' -1' Fv r llizr! Iraailfc t . 1 ' U lew hM'ti., t, s , ,. , h, e I Bancroft of California every pass I executed by these two bays made ,yarda-'?e, either by being completed 1 or Intercepted lor every time a l uthornlu plaer hugged a raw., he wan downed in Mh tracks anil i near his own Koal line. I ,7r . .... I .. 'n other words i I op a H Ill OIULT VtOIUtt. 1 DM It MI11IIJ- ! t on" it avd riiutbnll ua It KhonH i '"' I'l-tV''., ' oliavtv.. and .l. f.-ii ;'W, 1 " " forn.atlou' Uit.ti I. i VWtl e Staniord made four time:t an many litnl down ua California and ?t 'ic,',t,l"; "';";e. uflor llut I'""'"1 MlllWtlon In the litvt half. Ule IlleukK lal'Kely becall.-e Hill imidtt iht.'in. un:l ft (.-ntltli-U to ilu fIiiry ,jf l:nt In all fuirni'eH, thin 'much oan be ior hla.ar"rd:. In. KIl.t or her dcrcat by l. S. I. she (to-, Vp. oned In Formation H the strong , est footbull combination oi. the !M. i !cilf: count thin year, and thin for niallon, imlilontaliy, will be prac- ti(aIIr ',,ttlct rorthe U'l'i Keamm. In tlio oxoitenifiit of till.! record- wr.akIllK uanie two .snectntorwerc carried out on ulretchera. FoUi : .. ...i. .,. ,.ii jfrum mitrn i,iit;i3 "no a biiiii j .1.- t!iiriLf.n finiwh liv Qltiaifr-.l fi.v ,Ii 20-20 tt score, two Kiiectators :,.. KMk hn.rlI1 ,,i ,, Caiir,,.. - v - " " , ani, HIanrrJ ar0 Koin( to HiaRri . . tuese aori oi meiuurainas riKiu ..i,.,,., n.i,.,. i. .n , hi.v. j tite spectators undergo a pliyHieal Uxmnlnutlon before 'they a:e Biven I (l(.kelH. Tho m()re we MllU of thu ,,. 10 hettnr )t MP(.ms Nnt onlv wnillll ,..,,,, ..,,.,,, ,, ,, nut It would not he sucii a heart- breakinK tank to -et tickets to th;? blK Baine. almii I'lorl, ,d.y Itcpub-1 "'" "l HI IN I If 11, rain tiler . FACE THEFT CHARGE " SAVANNAH. Cla.. Nov. M.-,,D After 1:1 years' absence from I (;n0rKla. .lohn D. Walker, hanker. ' " ' ,.1 , I ......, ,.....,...7 ... "h"'"n itoo.i. in Chaihain eounlv lall to.biv uwnltli a hearing before u United I I i 'itrui tii- 'nx. owes) FOR A NILff rxAV. I - TX u.v?r(ltT7 Ml states comm'lsaioner on rhiirRu8.Lv.h'.'.. tliut ho mlsapiiioiirlaled i'.nioil in! .1 . ."' ":,.V'". J ,,-t; 1,141 v.ii,r. .11 ..?. .!, u ,. ,. ,, ,,.... a ... elm, (Ja Jeweler, and both .Mrs. Walker and the jeweler ohlaliie.l invoices. ' ; Trouble C'lllCAdt), Nov l-'lHUUl. iti. 01- Slddiill, nmoklng a clgiiret, ,,,,,..,.1 .1... I .. 1.1.. .. ...... ..... .,..,. ... night to Investigate engine trouble. un ..... ,..t ... .1...... .... rx ; ........... ... ...... .... ...... ihat Ignited bis eb.ihes. th.. car lm the garng , I.AIII.SII CKNTKK 3IIU carloads advice about your move he or she of celery shipped from this place "''odd also suggest precisely where to far markets. Pennsylvania Is - should go. Arizona. New Mex a new buyer of high nuulltv celery:1''" sotubern Cullfornla have a grown her. ' j climate that its nearly approaches . a . the ideal you seek as any In the .loscph Moore of Kant Duhvlch, country. Once more 1 advise you Knu. died at the ago of ion, a'- tmt to consider any change of cll- t hough when only two years old pn - Hicians said lie count not out- Boos tint? Mutt's Character Average Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. Dp ; Si,:,.l ti-to-ni panainm to parannai amsi i i.fira . i. n.i.i) 11 I ,,.. . tt.w r-B aI,.-rr,.i VAUIC'llSi: V KIN'S A A:..l J.t p.-i :iy Hi.- ,t- e.-ir.not attiitrurily use or r tu.- s of villi- euMtieM. Aiiiene the Kenerully a- i-eple.l Vii-W Ule tllut liail S Ur r!i;hl po :luie. Hie KUperi'l. Inl hIiu- alio. i oi ine ioiik vh.iik (Hull iiiuK. in a isbtuthy pos- tun, anti con . i... i,. k.. cloth! ok. aioProhably ha h-s than one-ton th common fact om1"' 1,10 vitamins of whole freh raw of this trouble- 1 Formerly women : somv i-nri'lilion. were, niori freiiuently afflict d thuii men; trtdny thr ieems little il.tfcieiice, or at least women now ire cnmparaiivnly loan ftuhceptible. i.e. hans due to hotter Physical wiu. aiion and more hygienic hab - ., i u.-t til uh jw. Of one thinK we are fairly Cer- i.iin Active daily exercise. ay alter. iiaKe in Bern tins, lumous lx mile v.alk at a fairly brisk pate. Is beneficial to the circula- ilon In lhe veltts. Here Is n Korl less-on in hyxiene and every reader whether he'ls particularly interest tliouM tuck It away fn bis nilml, d In varicose veins or not. Slouchy ir relaxed sitting posture, prolong- has probably added something, or t'd stand. ng, predisposes to varl- ; oinllled something from the recipe, eose weakening of the long veins: i There should be seven 7 ) items If yet active muscular exercise such lh recipe Is right. I'm a wise bird as walking o, running or dnncnK!"""' nd 1 never warrant any for- or rope skipping or bicycle riding mula or recipe to be as I wrote It. or skating or climbing stnlrs, tends' These printers do some terrible to prevent such trouble and In tho early stage tends lo curt, II. I low oolite? During exercise the mus- :les coutraet and relax, thus pump- lug the liluod ahnK toward tho j heart thru the veins; UuriiiK pro longed stand Iiik the muscles re main, contracted, m theiv is no t pumpiiiK effect, and indeed the I muscular contraction prevents the! polite name for somothing unpleus Idood from druiniiiK from the vein 'ant. It bays companionate mar- almost as much as gravity does, Anyone vvlmsu occupation re quiit'H pro longed standing should lie nervous about It. That in. don't island dtad in your tracks; keep I moving. Never mind If you make j your boss or your custuim-r ner i vous; keep hopping or Hklpping I atiout or r.King on your too ami then on your heelf, rocking, bal ancing, toeing in. toeing out, going buwlegged then knoc k-knet?d. ir doing u woo Ml, of a dance, lf you haven't the nerve, to be nervous, then tlie next best scheme to save, your vein:, In this: livery hour duck over behind the counter or letter f!ie, lie down on your back, lift both legs to vertical and actually or in Imagination juggle n footbull with your toes for une minute. Where theif l.i no toiiveniciiL tu-r a 1 1 ounier provided for, ,,f, , , H ut , l.vr,llU,r and roll yuurself o. few , plain IKomer. tults. This should take no i longer (ban a minute, and it Is not I stealing, really, for j you will d- bea. r and more work with the aid of this medicine. j We itii-ntloticd constriction of leg j or body by clothing, as one factor! of v:irlei.silii Tlti t.i.-.naj mil I ... . only tight garters around tbe leg. nut itgnt shoes ami oclts or Cor el s. in my own opinion I do' I know whether this is shared by many physicians any belt, girdle. cor.set, hriu'e, minions or supporter, jworn aroiiiul (ho waist or upon the "'' l' . 'T'". .V'""' vv"?-! belly, predisposes to varicose liPI'IIIISr, V., h ii,'.,.f..,-,. ', ,. ',;, ,..0,', ',, -M dollars a year. And that Is the . . . .. igrent nioaperity. "hack log." that """ e.-.unnet, oreailling, , ""-Vwhi'l Is bell- In-eul il liter mi, .Iw.i breathing. N"-iwntH Is n cure. That, like the interesting part of a good story. "t'i a, , an ea, ,y issue. , (JCKSTION'S AND AN'SVi:itS uccr Advice I ........ 1 1 j climate 10 a warm dry place will, ! ,.. 1 .. . 1 '., , h" where 1 can get weather charts for . ,..,,....,. ' " ., , (S. C.) ........i. ...j .....it-., is uiai soei, I , . . '' ' 1 ' 1 ,' mUir I your adviser Is iiuulll'lfd to give mate of residence unless It is spe cutcaiiy recommended by your Jphvsiclun health an: t.y.-i.ne. not to diaaaa, diajnoaia ar iuii, i mwi ramopt i. .miiwd. ... ,t,jV... ... ma.;., u.nH iuii .-wutarln. ' tr t ( lf.14 tVfcfa3,-r. XI) HOW TIIKV IIAI'I'KN' j CimmI fltl llutterftillk We are Kri at .v-rs of butler- nit: at our nouKe. e pr.-ler it lo . KWeet lllllk lu lIHnk. We lltltl. r- j 'ktaml it euntains ihe name amount i , ' e ..- .,.r , riiilk. Jh tins eorroci f iJ. It. it. ) i It- Kitppnrti. pro. j Aiiswi-r. Htiitorinilk has J:st I Hull market: One that flropK Iminttl 1 Hntl,!; d'' tbi nutiitiv.f vitluo of wbolfinnly i-nouh in make fi3.0.4 P li:tbnti:il hUi I n u ' HVi'f t milk 1 ti 5 c;t lories in the : I1'" ic-cl(l to use th oUl tar 1'hil aH cunipariMl with 3:'5 c-ahirii-s in the pun ot wnoie is woe i iiiiik. it l.'iu uriifl ir-n IK- nirtO.ti.nfhu I Vict nnunntv of i,ri.-in nn.i ..,.l..iii,rt n milk. . Rran (.cms ' Will you pieuM Klve your mcipe for bran Be ins, to oblige an old, tho cnrelet-w reader. II.) Answer. One vkk, well beaten; I a pinch of salt; butler nize of wal j melted; one cupful each of ; Rv,-et milk, wheat flour, wheat brun: teaspoonful of baklnif pow- ' for holdintr the hired man. Hut lf 'nu want IO holl an' nn for life, just try feedlnB bim Koine 1 'rled corn meal mush with his cof- , Ipe one oi tnese crisp, morninKS. j Hbould the Bcms fail 'to produce; ' tbe desired renctlon, the printer! 1 mings v. tin my prescriptions, I " Brisbane'sToday (Continued From Page bne) rfageH Hhouhl be "Hiibsldized by the pa renin of tlio couplet, in volved." . . . Fa runt a subsidizi!:.- such a mar- riage would be queer to put It po- Ing a Kubsidy for his affections should be dropped into the unit can and forgotten. M Hut it lK not necessary to worry ; annul compuulouutu marriage. j VlMn Ik.'.. I. . . . a: a .1... making every boy and girl, worth while, certain that there is only one human being in the world, and only one destiuy thinkable, namely, to live with that one human being forever and ever. Mr. Iavis, secretary of labor. calls high ws-U'K u good thing, be- ,:ai,SB "Hu masses, not the classes. inane prosperity. High .wanes, are good aluo be cause decent pay means children well fed, more important thnn pros nerity. 4 The public should remember that !a" l,ie money they , can ever gel p.e"prod,::: j xtin lu ltu aim -a f , !'"" "VT D , " ' ittin.i- u-,.i-L-.nn ..n.i.inu ,r n,.,.. 1 ...... nu...,u u.t I produce more tlmv will get more; ir they produce less, they will get lCSH U'!,iro in ,1. ru n, !,! nnA trir in Mr 1-Vli-Ai rf Ihn Malrnnnll tan Life, amount to sixty bi llon . -, , keeps everything going. Ouessers are telling you what Mr. Coolitlge will do after March U, 1920. Ha will be head ot the United Slates Steel Corporation a Job al ready full. He'll be president of an lnsur-1 j law firm, president of Amherst col lege ,a magazine or newspaper w,er ot ""'' 00 Kovernment a Vermont farmer content to whit ne. n 1 1 ineso uuo oiner guesses tle. All these and other Including a trln around the world! liave nothing to do with facts. ,-. ,. . .,. , , , i,u r-resiueui utiuseii is pron- (ably undecided except that he means to he useful. Only oue thing la certain, after near!;, eight years in the Whits House he ought to have a rest. Land owners in India, testifying betore n llrltlsh commission of in quiry, any: "The fact that the rio-es' rep.ain dwntrod-1 ueu is nn concern 01 ours. ; that snows how little tnose land owning Hindus know about their J own concern. 1 ' r Bv BUD FISHFR It helpa explain the fact that .a few Knitliihineo ran rule 300,060, 4'M) Hindus and other Asiatic-it. I n til lhose that have land and power interest tiieuittelvea in thotie th&t have neither, there Kill not be much procreaa. In the literature of India over a period of 5oitl yeara. the word "liberty" does not occur. Ttuit ex plain' India' condition. i ' . 1 V' II. th f.Trnier is rclb-wj. Clot bos make" the man. 1 annthr yrar. Anyway Al will be immortal as lhc first . Democrat who wouldn't j at il for lhe fun of ; ''Knt.nt,'. j Since it use. the other kind of t powder, perhaps a peaco pact ' nu-ans a compact. You needn't Le a fnnitnmen. inllst to belic-e an ass talked a bibb? times not If you liavc a radio. lou can recognize the farm j bell. It hasn't been let out a couple of notches. I'-nforcement might try to set- 'f.uown lh? P nches, as P tchers do. Instead of letting the Plncllca settle up. . . Stranse how old words retain their meaning. Kvon In the be KlnninK:, "candidate" meant white' jor pure. j Ami lanbim:' It ditu: fn a ' t closed car; buying an exerciser rand a, violet-ray lamp to take the1 j place of a walk in the sunshine. ' It will be nice if government doesn't nietldle In other business any nio're than il does in the ciim'nat's. High-pressure salesmanship con sists In sending undertakers lim ousine literature when a gang leader Is bumped off. Fcoplo who think thero Is. '.m more slavery never saw a lib kt own preacher's wife. Every time you arc tempted to advocate war. trv nicklmr" out Quill Points some little squirt you don't like of "anti-imperialistic demon-stra-and saluting him! f t loins" in countries to the south is getting to be a great boro to Alas! About a week. nrtPl an-, nn ricao consuls whoa.; official other plane pjoves how safe .fly-i residences are more often than itllf bllt llPTfimP fnl IflM rtM 111'.. 1 It,.. ...... a. n 1. aalw.1.,.. picking up souvenir fragments. Man alone can reason, so the. ,'er"'h , Th. horn- WUt ? It H !t IW.1V1 .1 Mil il-fli ' , i its aiwavs .11.11 ftiv. ' ine lnovff s iirtioiis. .... . ... I "oume-crossen us ns soon as their -v "-e Italklng competitors were killed off.1J'; "or various reasons, l or one . . ..thing., it gave opportunity to ex- j Correct this sentence: "Never hlbit high zeal in suppressing ;mlnl my little troubles Rt the; the demonstrators. Such action office, said the ' husband:. I'd rather hear what happened you today."' to . Social Prominence ' viVo Bar to Traffic a a- Hinii bis report is amusing. It , tnifiii 01 commerce nas . VlClatlOn Citation. would not be dUito .clubby lo nam., I'i'.0 " J".f"rn"'.'1- I the. consul or the country where;'' - .''s " ... ' SAN FltANClSCO, Nov. 20 t r-oiice snowed .Mrs. Albert Ktlward Schlesinger. wife of an oil company official, that! out to play golf. That had a social prominence doesu't In- ; very depressing effect on tho elude a license to ignore cl- 'show. The police hung about tatlous to traffic court. Apo-jthe consulate a while, then tlis- if iicetnun invnnea ner nome ress and took her to the hall of Justice with a warrant. She was released on $100 ball. She had failed to aniH'ar on speeding charge. . Women. UAKU Caucasus (A1) The echool teuchers of l;nku have submitted a i""'in iu inn iiinnu isi-nuivr committee of the local Hoviet to forbid the wearing of veila by Mo-1 hammedan women. ( Rippling Rhymes Br Walt Maiion. m:i.iiN; oft I take a pail of codfish balls' and tut miry ribs of beef, to James It. Jinks, whose sad plight calls for comfort and relief. He has Irfeii ill for many wo.-k.-i, his .savings all are blown, and every sentence, when ho .speaks, is sandwiched with a groan. I'.ut when a kindly friend appears, n pail of grub in hand, he wipe, away the caustic tears und smiles to beat the band. "I'm pining in these lireary halls," h says, "day after day; and how I long for codfish balls no dele gate can say. J.ut better than i hose templing things it I to see a face that's full of rym pathy. by jings, around this dis mal place." lie's roundly smil ing as I leave, and I am smiling, loo: as on my homeward way I weave, I chorile and I co'c. To do a little good on earth, how ever small It be. is sure to stir one's Houl v.lth mirth and fill a day with glee. Sometimes when people pass the hat I show a face of stone; I eay I am no plutocrat, I need what coin I own. I talk about the huge de mands upon a voter's roll, how there uro always outstreti hed hands of people in the hole. Now what I say Is strictly true, and I am not to blame; but hav ing failed-of coming through, d feel a blush of shame. It does n't fill one's breast with pride to save ten cents today: the passers of the hat, denied, go mournfully away. Uut every time you give you feel you have not lived In vain; you give a hungry man a meal, a pill to soothe his pain. You give wher ever there's distress, whatever you can spare, and in the purest happiness you straightway have your share. A WASHINGTON BYSTANDER y ii;Hp T. Simp on. "WASHI.VCITON This business When it was a new thing n mt.-Amor.iti nrnnnir.ini1:i. roein - ients of these unwelcome aiten-1 eXT, TltW ...... v.,v than not the row mav have been I .a..1-aOv lTl.l.ti..l . 1... n.Ohnp. inighi hnVc a sort of benefieial boomei-ang effect by way of evi- I denrlng ofnelal I I'll. I.. Snm friend-h p for . Deini.-iistintloii nml. I I Such a case presented itself out !of nothing in the consul in a Latin American country not long ng h. '-eves, Init he was so bored with the whole matter that when u eiilla.t of police rushed up to .stieiter him from alleged impcnd- ing assault he grinned and went appeared. The demonstration fall-1 'pupcrs hurst out next day with ) article lauding tho authorities' .for prompt action to Ftipprcss the1 demonstrators , nnd protect tho good name , of the nation on its friendly relations with Uncle Sam. " "Imiicfetlons are that the dem onstration would have been about as - exciting as a Sunday school nien; unie the polltlcos dellb- erutely vt nboui making it other- wir-'.', tllp vOlwnl who?- life was held to be In danger, reported, Why llithiis lcm-m.stniie. The outline of "inspiring causes" given by the man on, the ground, however, is the most Illuminating bit of the report, lie bet them out in order as follows: "(I) The desire of a few un important white-collar patriotico to address the assembled multi tude, a privilege much sought after in a country of irrepressible V-dsmen. "(2) The opportunity for the laboring folk to congregate on a Sunday morning and enjoy the one popular outdoor sport of tweaking ,lhn eagle's beak. . "(S) The desire of local Journalist.- to obtain free news. (4) The secret desire of the pnlitkoH to impress the uninform ed American jfeople with tho nr drni love of country, of the entire people and thetr. solidarity In re senting any objections to cancel lallon of concessions or repudia tion of debts when such engage inenLfl have ben entered Into by their less scrupulous and palrlotlo predecessors without their .par ticipation." Of course the 'srhemo Jont ull its publicity value when the enn- , cul refused to take the demon stration seriously, obviously there would be no cable reports sent home about it that would get into American papers, so It was all wasted effort and tho nuthorl- .tlcs called it off. . i "It appears," the consul said, 'that the demonstration was pre-. 1 vented on the ground that per mission had not been granted for the meeting.'' ., e-f- Ye Poet's Corner Individuality. . Of all the people on earth wa ffnd No two alike in face, form or In mind. " " Some are cultured and refined,' Others to courtesy remain hlind. We have people with hearts of gold, . . Most self-sacrificing to behold; ' Some genius with' a noble skull, ' The bright, indifferent and the dull. Fvery person has trails his own, In faeo and figure it is shown. Heredity nnd environment. In each personality gives vent. Thus the universal' creating laws Are everlasting of various cause. This creating force has furnished indeed. For each such body to express its need. I A specific character for each. Fntil we finally perfection reach. Reincarnation is the driving force. Of evolution on its upward course. A genuis Is not horn 'by chance, ' We shape our life course in ad vance. , ... lf there were hut one kind of force, All men would be alike, of course. We can make our future life what! we will, 1 Whether it be happy, prosperous or 111. I the lay everlasting, divine, '"' ' 11 ?,t!,,h. II. would he wicked to hlame C.od, For' lack of character, or the paths we've trod: As we sow so shall we ever reap, Now shaping our future to laugh of weep. . TJ. T. GKRDKS. (ins Price Sluily. WASHINGTON (Pj Aroused by the continuous increases in' the re tail prices of gasoline, the Itoynl '1110 o ii.ny nas an- nounced il will study factors enter. 'nB lno netual cost of gasoline from lllp ,lmP of " Purchase In thc P'rtneing country jintll it Is "ellvered to the consumer in Italy. 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