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MEDFORD MATL TKTTtFXE, rEDFOTtT), o OREOOS., MONDAY, NOVEMBER'... 1323.
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Medford mail tribune
Publlafaad br tit.
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BOBKBT W. BUHL, K4IUt
B. ttUUITEB SaltTH. at.uaat
la UwlvD'tiacbl flnnwai
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ImmI aa aaon
Tolaaa mail..- at MM
hardt Ortoo, mulct Act of Mail 0, Ib'it
BUBSCBIPTION BaTIO
By Hail Id Adian-je:
ballf, with sSuttdar. aw
Dally, with Bandar, month...
thvlli, vitbout Sunday. tZZ
Uallr. witljut HMMlar, biuuU
T?
Waaalr Ball TnouM, ooa jaay.... a. -
Bouda,. ooa Ir f."0
' Br Carriar, Is A'iratfa In Mwdforrt, .an- ,
UimI, Jaekaunrill. Central fohU, rtMatdx,
lalant, UoidH.il al o. Hll
:'uar.:::::.
ri.il. aithuut Bufidav. ooa rr,.. TOO1,
liallt, with Bondar, cm r"
Alt urrna, cub iu ftdtaia.
MKMBER Of THE A8SOCUlD PHESS
. f.r.l nraar in ritw or OOOUU !? 1TIOI
mwi fat ulcffTtph.
Tii. Aoriud mm to ensiu-lfftly
dtlcd to tb on for pubiicmtioo oi
Dt di.p4,uM crMited to u or o.rwiM
.iSJS? iKSS U i
All ngtiu tor rpubllctloii of tpaU 4to ;
Orfidil papr of ttit City of Mfford.
Official pnr ol Jac-kaoo Qotmiy.
Sworn dally ivrajt cfrralatlon (or dl
oMIa ttNtllAS April 1. IVt. 4681.
kAnrlitlnw ltDMAtatlffr
II. a MOUKKSE.N OOUI'Aiir
orm in nrw ior..
. IM Iiuh Ma. Klal IWt
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i, Ailirr.
!
Ye Smudge Pot
', By Arthur Perry
uvery human is entitled to ilfe.
liberty and a cold: and has same.
.More of our Indigent farmers
have hit out for California, wiih -
out waltiiiK for tlio relief 111 thn
.MeXary-HaiiKcn bill.
1 1
The Itotbstoin murder In New
York is now n complete success.
A lady, more or leys of the movies
is Involved, somewhat. Hhe has
n distinguished sister In the films,
which will cause the pubi c to
rcisnrd her cusB.'dncss as cuteness.
rui:xzY ox Tin-; camitk.
(Oregon Kmcrnltl)
And then the. tirave yell
lender began to disrobe' Can
you Imagine nnythlnK less in
spiring than a red -faced In
div.dual cavorting uti nntl
down n beneh. with his shirt
wide open nml his shirt lulls
flyini; in the breeaie?
. One of:, the t'nrtland Heltons'
was here over the wcck-nad, con-'
fcrri!,- with members of the local
Imitation Itrltlsh set, on iiow to
look bored.
:
37 ferocious colds have been
cured with alacrity. . Indicating
that the upholders of the Volstead
i. i are oi ooinK uieir tuny.
King neorKf" Kngland Is'
about o,r his flu, and so Is your
- A cow was obliterated by a' turned and heaved the ball high ! o m. t ch t 'It. Have you
rnlroad train near Kugene Hat.rr-:''! the air almost directly toward """ '' kers cng.atcd no.y f
day. when she should have heen ' the ,-oal posts. Wn saw the heave, ' "M,iv delivery In Unie fer lirlst
on the highway. All cowa killed '-' saw rrentrup and, In epite of . "''"w "' ' .leivelry .
by n train are worth lino, , I
Word has been 'received from
.John Johnron and Hrntt Davis,
cniruged In etrpitiiiniivlf'til ini, thi.l
globe, stating that they are well'
on the way lo Yokohama, and that
lliemselvea- and their ship are
holding together, as well as could
be Vxpeeted.
A si'i:i; it is m.w!
Felluw Jtotarlnnn; As I gai-o
about me at your honent faces,
1 am reminded of one of the groat
eternal truths, that mankind was
placed on this, earth to replen
ish it and that womunklnd was
placed here for much the same
purpose. In some parts of tho '
civilized globe we will find more
of the male species predomlnnt-'
Ing; In other parts the female!
nredom'nateM. 1 ,tr,..e
sion irotn tnis that thero are more ,rr ......... ........
Miilo In ceitnln places and more'" ln'""''1 v t'"ry ,y. B")"'B!"",,y :
lemmes in vermin other places.
As ihe old li.mvm ,.i.,,n 1,... ..nJever seen.
n-nrked. it take, more than per-1
ne:unl moil..,, in .,. 1, ,. ..,.t,. .
uphill or morn than one hillbilly .
... . ... . . :
mase n goal rancn riourisn,
Therefore, We who are about 10niuue me urst toucnuowu, i uoy
. ..... . .
mi, '.Mtiuio ine glorious em, item ,
nf o),r country, tho national'
Thankfglvln turkey, nnd nrnver-
fully, approach the moment when
wars, .hnll.he na, more; when!
the lion and the lamb shall II,.
down together, and tho truth, as
revca ed from the congressional
record, shall go marching on. I.nl
nery I.lon. let every Klwnnlan. 1
le every f hrlst.nn soldier rejoice .
br.iuubl us here touelher iTnil n
,.. . , I
. , .... mi
ftvpn HP nf mil. Ileau (a . in. uhlan I
l.etier land. Oh. that we might
speak In the eestacy of soul that
, prompted the beloved Tiny Tin,
lo cry aloud, on Christmas eve
"llless everybody. Curie Tom, l.less
everybody wots cum here." ,
As you ell know, I am not (
speech maker, having beard me'
make so many of them:, but ther"!
Is one upl f.lng thought I would I
have you carry with you to your'
homes, lo your garages, to your
Million counters and to your doe-
tor's offices; namely this, are wei
not. we who live and love In a
otlago or on u mountain top.
t.ml s children both :hu lltth
Hiiniliilner and I? '
More Ugbl.
Mt'ltMANHK, .N.,,11, Itussla M'l
The esuuimioix of North lluss a.
who brighten their long arctic
night by burning seal oil and
(.reuse, will soon know the Joy of
electricity. A powerful hydro-elec.
trie station Is to be built on tbe
Kola river, north of the Polar cir
cle, on tho Kola peninsula,
Hot Dogs Novo Life.
IIKItKKI.KV. Calif., Nov. 5.
Mi Hot dogs snved a n ils life
today.
. Mm Plare Wagner. 1 ft, ate hot
dogs and then drenk poison. Phy
sic lun. who used a stenia-b pump
to romove th poison, sold pres.
once of th hot dogs In her torn
ch saved her Ufa,
Editorial Correspondence
SAX KIIANCISCO, Nov. 25.
Tradition die hl. There is a
firmly rsiai.ltshc, f tradition thai
I't.ii Werner is tho foxi.-sl football
coat h Ihiit ever siia.cte
victory
a,,,..,,, Tlia. ira.lllli.n U
back over 2m years to that famous
;ganie in Cambridge, Mass., when
I fop defeated Harvard by instruct-
1 1. I 11 I I... I
..... . i . .. i - f.'. ... . .. .... .
! lo hove the football under ItU j. - r -
, "!ey and rum;, dowu the l. d to t.
',0 ...... ,i
, i0ua-laali.wu
lout Hum 0.
Wver aitwe then evt-ry time Pup
snappy viuloiy. or
Kalrlte. a .1. feat ..it of ' the ' fire
me ia.st ,i,e of ,,y hei'"' - ,u :f;-
II, i , .., ., , i..i.i nla played h.:nl-li(. rootball. for
, v...it, ,h. v I ,.u..rv,.f .. I,.(,iu' i. I... :
) yl!tt(nluy I, eVLrym.o JiiiiiH In the
I farniHur t h.rnn, iC the Ojt( box,-
lK mjM.riurbablH bill IliliHKT DW '
" " " " "
jition. an roiifiLt-'i.tly uh h htimki'M
w-IlucKv Strlkeii irom th kkkoif to
f)nili )in
"' " i
Pnn Wn,. rnvthn r.,vl.Kt
com ), n tie Kani(l jul t wan ,,,,(
tnxiimu tu-.n tiHVfAH Ktnnfi.rfi I
froin one of the mont humllioiini; '
defeatH lu Uh recent football lilt
lory yeterday afternoon. That Hod
Hcoj-if was not me result ot
KuoHHiiiK ine oiinoMiiiou, or imiiiiiik
a strategic coup d'etat in the final
. t . : i
UI wus "n u,,e
;rop ..arner ai an. it wa o,riy
ti 11- II l 1 1 . . 1
and entirely dun to nsplred ami :
inibeatahle fool ba I tllHiilaved bv
. ,, ;,i . .i '
two Cardinal barks, natneil Simp-
; j kins and Krentrup.
,!i''i,n1 fl,? TelUll V,',!'!. K? ;
anti ,.i ior a jBK,eu pass iron, i
cenler would have won t. They
tied il by plnylnK supc-r fooihall-
stantliKiint of strategy and cxectt-
; tion. I lie tiro-t lilirornia snort wrll-
j l(,n jn jan Francisco today arc
writing about how lucky that pass
over ,le B;m nc ,1C (10 , .
;,l0 ( puy was and to tho till.'
'Foxy" Warner are adillni; "Lucky
, iltrlke" Warner.
! Warner hatl nolhiuK to Ao wltli
Itunless one believes piayovs
; rrom tle sidelines uro factors In
football results and luck had very
!n,, n ,i w t la It, for we had our
; field classes on that play It was
. executed directly In front of us
j nd wo think we know soniethliM;
about it.
I A minute to play! Score: Cali
fornia I'l. Slnnl'ord 7. Kourth down
8 Jdrcls to gain. "There was only
one thing to do. Kvety man on
the Stanford team knew It; every
man on the California team knew
It, every football fan In tho stadium
knew it. It had to he n lorward
pass.
Hut here is wiiere Siuitikins
came In. The pass before had been
sent to lluvidson, Htaiiloril's sub
left end, and had been knocked
down. Davidson, was, tlieri fore,
!u marked man. As Simpkins rati
back for the pass, cleverly eluding
the .-hareing Hears. Davidson start
e, ut wUh his handn in Ihe air to
,, ,lo, while Krentrup went i
stttilKht down tlie field, head down
"''!'"' J1"1"
,,.,, ltevlilHiii which broiiKht the
onus l..fon ,, I fl stl,l.-l,w '
excnenient, we innuo o,n oil""- r '
those Bubeoni.clonii menial notes-- (Copyright. Win F. Iiille Co.)
the game is over, IT CAN'T HK
DON1C!
1,111 w0 f,lilcl lu flKUrn on this
""in Prenti ui iiutl bow lio could
"llsu ' "'e holglits when every-
"""K tiepeniied upon nun. .Newtmiu
bad Just been Kent in for Caliroi
ilia to replace Darr and prevent
Just what happened. Hi watt
checking Frenlrnp up, but he, too,
railed, appaiently, lo calculate on
what this young man could do. .
.e,,lm llternllv flew tln-ouel, lhe
air, as If ho hud wings, seemed
.' ' . " .1
to get fooling on some uorliil step
and leap again, literally miiitchlu.;
that bull from tho sky. .
Luck? ThcrTVaTm. luck toll! !
It waa sitper-lootbab; inspired I
inotimii ine nest example of no-
" ' ' "" "
'' tentrup nnd Slmpkhm. them;
''wo men suved the tiny for Stan
fori1' nml ,0, them in our Judgment
ill Ii.iihI-.i II hm.ni iu ill... 'Pllnt. '
: - - --
ntftim I in Renni.,1 nnrl l,n,wnu
".' , "'. ', ,"::' , ,
tnnIn In that second half they gain-
" " artis.-more inun:. -
w'7 WI,ai all the other cardinal
Rained lliHreontiro game,
Krom Iho statiTif tho second
i.r'they played football as It
,,,,, ., (1Mlv , ,msB.
, ,, nimi11(., hl MvMnn und
deception: but Hi m might bucks
tlirutiKli tho lino. Wlicro every
'rr."."1.'''! u'.,H1fu1 "' t hat' first ,
nan ion iu uisnsier one resuiiiug
in a i.lyrtid run and touchdown by'llve infancv.
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MUTT AND JEFF
MAYB6 that sock I fHev. WHAT'S TMe m for TCkuiNC I bomt Be. sitcwi i'a I th ATsTrt AT" 7 "v iTJ"" .Vr , , ga; j -L
UlL: tEARNVOul lOeAR OF HITTING Slt)NCV t ' Dl STAUNCHT FfcteND tj.tn vou :aV SAID V yi,fHiN:;SrW 4 fH :" I
bot ' don't count nvv j vou havc; why, onlv f Lgglu 5AV-J vou .MMm'g: l-'STl
...i,.:, !3j VAvrHiKiG,? Jp U0N TAWCRS CUUBi . TT' . .!'' -' -1' Fv
r llizr! Iraailfc t .
1 ' U lew hM'ti., t, s , ,. , h,
e
I Bancroft of California every pass
I executed by these two bays made
,yarda-'?e, either by being completed
1 or Intercepted lor every time a
l uthornlu plaer hugged a raw.,
he wan downed in Mh tracks anil
i near his own Koal line.
I ,7r . ....
I .. 'n other words i I op a H
Ill OIULT VtOIUtt. 1 DM It MI11IIJ-
! t on" it avd riiutbnll ua It KhonH
i '"' I'l-tV''., ' oliavtv.. and .l. f.-ii
;'W, 1 " " forn.atlou' Uit.ti I.
i VWtl e Staniord made four time:t an
many litnl down ua California and
?t 'ic,',t,l"; "';";e. uflor llut
I'""'"1 MlllWtlon In the litvt half.
Ule IlleukK lal'Kely becall.-e Hill
imidtt iht.'in. un:l ft (.-ntltli-U to ilu
fIiiry ,jf
l:nt In all fuirni'eH, thin 'much
oan be ior hla.ar"rd:. In. KIl.t
or her dcrcat by l. S. I. she (to-,
Vp. oned In Formation H the strong ,
est footbull combination oi. the !M. i
!cilf: count thin year, and thin for
niallon, imlilontaliy, will be prac-
ti(aIIr ',,ttlct rorthe U'l'i Keamm.
In tlio oxoitenifiit of till.! record-
wr.akIllK uanie two .snectntorwerc
carried out on ulretchera. FoUi :
.. ...i. .,. ,.ii
jfrum mitrn i,iit;i3 "no a biiiii j
.1.- t!iiriLf.n finiwh liv Qltiaifr-.l fi.v
,Ii 20-20 tt score, two Kiiectators
:,.. KMk hn.rlI1 ,,i ,, Caiir,,..
- v - " "
, ani, HIanrrJ ar0 Koin( to HiaRri
. .
tuese aori oi meiuurainas riKiu
..i,.,,., n.i,.,. i. .n , hi.v.
j tite spectators undergo a pliyHieal
Uxmnlnutlon before 'they a:e Biven I
(l(.kelH. Tho m()re we MllU of thu
,,. 10 hettnr )t MP(.ms Nnt onlv
wnillll ,..,,,, ..,,.,,, ,, ,,
nut It would not he sucii a heart-
breakinK tank to -et tickets to th;?
blK Baine.
almii I'lorl, ,d.y Itcpub-1
"'" "l HI IN I If 11, rain tiler
. FACE THEFT CHARGE "
SAVANNAH. Cla.. Nov. M.-,,D
After 1:1 years' absence from I
(;n0rKla. .lohn D. Walker, hanker. '
" '
,.1 , I ......, ,.....,...7 ...
"h"'"n itoo.i.
in Chaihain eounlv lall to.biv
uwnltli a hearing before u United
I
I
i 'itrui tii- 'nx. owes)
FOR A NILff rxAV. I -
TX u.v?r(ltT7
Ml
states comm'lsaioner on rhiirRu8.Lv.h'.'..
tliut ho mlsapiiioiirlaled i'.nioil in! .1 .
."' ":,.V'". J ,,-t; 1,141
v.ii,r. .11 ..?. .!, u
,. ,. ,, ,,.... a ...
elm, (Ja Jeweler, and both .Mrs.
Walker and the jeweler ohlaliie.l
invoices.
' ; Trouble
C'lllCAdt), Nov
l-'lHUUl.
iti. 01-
Slddiill, nmoklng a clgiiret,
,,,,,..,.1 .1... I .. 1.1.. .. ......
..... .,..,. ...
night to Investigate engine trouble.
un ..... ,..t ... .1...... .... rx ;
........... ... ...... .... ......
ihat Ignited bis eb.ihes. th.. car
lm the garng
, I.AIII.SII CKNTKK 3IIU carloads advice about your move he or she
of celery shipped from this place "''odd also suggest precisely where
to far markets. Pennsylvania Is - should go. Arizona. New Mex
a new buyer of high nuulltv celery:1''" sotubern Cullfornla have a
grown her. ' j climate that its nearly approaches
. a . the ideal you seek as any In the
.loscph Moore of Kant Duhvlch, country. Once more 1 advise you
Knu. died at the ago of ion, a'- tmt to consider any change of cll-
t hough when only two years old
pn - Hicians said lie count not out-
Boos tint? Mutt's Character Average
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. Dp
; Si,:,.l ti-to-ni panainm to parannai
amsi i i.fira . i. n.i.i) 11
I ,,.. . tt.w r-B aI,.-rr,.i
VAUIC'llSi: V KIN'S A
A:..l J.t
p.-i :iy Hi.-
,t- e.-ir.not attiitrurily
use or r tu.- s of villi-
euMtieM. Aiiiene the Kenerully a-
i-eple.l Vii-W Ule tllut liail S Ur
r!i;hl po :luie. Hie KUperi'l. Inl hIiu-
alio. i oi ine ioiik
vh.iik (Hull iiiuK.
in a isbtuthy pos-
tun, anti con
. i...
i,. k..
cloth! ok. aioProhably ha h-s than one-ton th
common fact om1"' 1,10 vitamins of whole freh raw
of this trouble- 1
Formerly women :
somv
i-nri'lilion.
were, niori freiiuently afflict d
thuii men; trtdny thr ieems little
il.tfcieiice, or at least women now
ire cnmparaiivnly loan ftuhceptible.
i.e. hans due to hotter Physical
wiu. aiion and more hygienic hab -
., i
u.-t til uh jw.
Of one thinK we are fairly Cer-
i.iin
Active daily exercise. ay alter. iiaKe in Bern tins, lumous
lx mile v.alk at a fairly brisk
pate. Is beneficial to the circula-
ilon In lhe veltts. Here Is n Korl
less-on in hyxiene and every reader
whether he'ls particularly interest
tliouM tuck It away fn bis nilml,
d In varicose veins or not. Slouchy
ir relaxed sitting posture, prolong- has probably added something, or
t'd stand. ng, predisposes to varl- ; oinllled something from the recipe,
eose weakening of the long veins: i There should be seven 7 ) items If
yet active muscular exercise such lh recipe Is right. I'm a wise bird
as walking o, running or dnncnK!"""' nd 1 never warrant any for-
or rope skipping or bicycle riding mula or recipe to be as I wrote It.
or skating or climbing stnlrs, tends' These printers do some terrible
to prevent such trouble and In tho
early stage tends lo curt, II. I low
oolite? During exercise the mus-
:les coutraet and relax, thus pump-
lug the liluod ahnK toward tho j
heart thru the veins; UuriiiK pro
longed stand Iiik the muscles re
main, contracted, m theiv is no
t pumpiiiK effect, and indeed the I
muscular contraction prevents the! polite name for somothing unpleus
Idood from druiniiiK from the vein 'ant. It bays companionate mar-
almost as much as gravity does,
Anyone vvlmsu occupation re
quiit'H pro longed standing should
lie nervous about It. That in. don't
island dtad in your tracks; keep
I moving. Never mind If you make
j your boss or your custuim-r ner
i vous; keep hopping or Hklpping
I atiout or r.King on your too ami
then on your heelf, rocking, bal
ancing, toeing in. toeing out, going
buwlegged then knoc k-knet?d. ir
doing u woo Ml, of a dance, lf you
haven't the nerve, to be nervous,
then tlie next best scheme to save,
your vein:, In this: livery hour duck
over behind the counter or letter
f!ie, lie down on your back, lift
both legs to vertical and actually
or in Imagination juggle n footbull
with your toes for une minute.
Where theif l.i no toiiveniciiL
tu-r a 1 1
ounier provided for,
,,f, , , H ut , l.vr,llU,r
and roll yuurself o. few , plain
IKomer. tults. This should take no
i longer (ban a minute, and it Is not
I stealing, really, for j you will d-
bea. r and more work with the aid
of this medicine. j
We itii-ntloticd constriction of leg j
or body by clothing, as one factor!
of v:irlei.silii Tlti t.i.-.naj mil I
... .
only tight garters around tbe leg.
nut itgnt shoes ami oclts or Cor
el s. in my own opinion I do'
I know whether this is shared by
many physicians any belt, girdle.
cor.set, hriu'e, minions or supporter,
jworn aroiiiul (ho waist or upon the
"'' l' . 'T'". .V'""' vv"?-!
belly, predisposes to varicose
liPI'IIIISr, V., h
ii,'.,.f..,-,. ', ,. ',;, ,..0,', ',, -M dollars a year. And that Is the
. . . .. igrent nioaperity. "hack log." that
""" e.-.unnet, oreailling, ,
""-Vwhi'l Is bell- In-eul il liter mi, .Iw.i
breathing.
N"-iwntH Is n cure. That, like the
interesting part of a good story.
"t'i a, , an ea, ,y issue. ,
(JCKSTION'S AND AN'SVi:itS
uccr Advice
I ........ 1 1
j climate 10 a warm dry place will, !
,.. 1 .. . 1
'., , h"
where 1 can get weather charts for
. ,..,,....,.
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(S. C.)
........i. ...j .....it-., is uiai soei, I
, . .
'' ' 1 ' 1 ,' mUir
I your adviser Is iiuulll'lfd to give
mate of residence unless It is spe
cutcaiiy recommended
by your
Jphvsiclun
health an: t.y.-i.ne. not to diaaaa, diajnoaia ar
iuii, i mwi ramopt i. .miiwd.
... ,t,jV... ... ma.;., u.nH iuii .-wutarln.
' tr t ( lf.14 tVfcfa3,-r.
XI) HOW TIIKV IIAI'I'KN'
j CimmI fltl llutterftillk
We are Kri at .v-rs of butler-
nit: at our nouKe. e pr.-ler it lo
. KWeet lllllk lu lIHnk. We lltltl. r- j
'ktaml it euntains ihe name amount i
, ' e ..- .,.r ,
riiilk. Jh tins eorroci f iJ. It. it. )
i It- Kitppnrti. pro. j Aiiswi-r. Htiitorinilk has J:st I Hull market: One that flropK
Iminttl 1 Hntl,!; d'' tbi nutiitiv.f vitluo of wbolfinnly i-nouh in make fi3.0.4 P
li:tbnti:il hUi I n u ' HVi'f t milk 1 ti 5 c;t lories in the : I1'" ic-cl(l to use th oUl tar
1'hil aH cunipariMl with 3:'5 c-ahirii-s
in the pun ot wnoie is woe i iiiiik. it
l.'iu uriifl ir-n IK- nirtO.ti.nfhu I Vict
nnunntv of i,ri.-in nn.i ..,.l..iii,rt n
milk.
. Rran (.cms
' Will you pieuM Klve your mcipe
for bran Be ins, to oblige an old,
tho cnrelet-w reader. II.)
Answer. One vkk, well beaten;
I a pinch of salt; butler nize of wal
j melted; one cupful each of
; Rv,-et milk, wheat flour, wheat
brun: teaspoonful of baklnif pow-
' for holdintr the hired man. Hut
lf 'nu want IO holl an' nn for
life, just try feedlnB bim Koine
1 'rled corn meal mush with his cof-
, Ipe one oi tnese crisp, morninKS.
j Hbould the Bcms fail 'to produce;
' tbe desired renctlon, the printer!
1 mings v. tin my prescriptions,
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Brisbane'sToday
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rfageH Hhouhl be "Hiibsldized by
the pa renin of tlio couplet, in
volved." . . .
Fa runt a subsidizi!:.- such a mar-
riage would be queer to put It po-
Ing a Kubsidy for his affections
should be dropped into the unit can
and forgotten.
M
Hut it lK not necessary to worry
; annul compuulouutu marriage.
j VlMn Ik.'.. I. . . . a: a .1...
making every boy and girl, worth
while, certain that there is only
one human being in the world, and
only one destiuy thinkable, namely,
to live with that one human being
forever and ever.
Mr. Iavis, secretary of labor.
calls high ws-U'K u good thing, be-
,:ai,SB "Hu masses, not the classes.
inane prosperity.
High .wanes, are good aluo be
cause decent pay means children
well fed, more important thnn pros
nerity. 4
The public should remember that
!a" l,ie money they , can ever gel
p.e"prod,::: j
xtin lu ltu aim -a f ,
!'"" "VT D , " '
ittin.i- u-,.i-L-.nn ..n.i.inu ,r n,.,.. 1
...... nu...,u u.t I
produce more tlmv will get more;
ir they produce less, they will get
lCSH
U'!,iro in ,1. ru n, !,! nnA
trir in Mr 1-Vli-Ai rf Ihn Malrnnnll
tan Life, amount to sixty bi llon
. -, ,
keeps everything going.
Ouessers are telling you what
Mr. Coolitlge will do after March
U, 1920.
Ha will be head ot the United
Slates Steel Corporation a Job al
ready full.
He'll be president of an lnsur-1
j law firm, president of Amherst col
lege ,a magazine or newspaper
w,er ot ""'' 00 Kovernment
a Vermont farmer content to whit
ne. n 1 1 ineso uuo oiner guesses
tle. All these and other
Including a trln around the world!
liave nothing to do with facts.
,-. ,. . .,. , ,
, i,u r-resiueui utiuseii is pron-
(ably undecided except that he
means to he useful.
Only oue thing la certain, after
near!;, eight years in the Whits
House he ought to have a rest.
Land owners in India, testifying
betore n llrltlsh commission of in
quiry, any: "The fact that the
rio-es' rep.ain dwntrod-1
ueu is nn concern 01 ours. ;
that snows how little tnose land
owning Hindus know about their J
own concern. 1
' r Bv BUD FISHFR
It helpa explain the fact that .a
few Knitliihineo ran rule 300,060,
4'M) Hindus and other Asiatic-it. I n
til lhose that have land and power
interest tiieuittelvea in thotie th&t
have neither, there Kill not be
much procreaa.
In the literature of India over a
period of 5oitl yeara. the word
"liberty" does not occur. Ttuit ex
plain' India' condition. i ' .
1
V' II. th f.Trnier is rclb-wj.
Clot bos
make" the man.
1 annthr yrar.
Anyway Al will be immortal as
lhc first . Democrat who wouldn't
j at il for lhe fun of
; ''Knt.nt,'.
j Since it use. the other kind of
t powder, perhaps a peaco pact
' nu-ans a compact.
You needn't Le a fnnitnmen.
inllst to belic-e an ass talked
a bibb? times not If you
liavc a radio.
lou can recognize the farm
j bell. It hasn't been let out a
couple of notches.
I'-nforcement might try to set-
'f.uown lh? P nches, as
P tchers do. Instead of letting the
Plncllca settle up. . .
Stranse how old words retain
their meaning. Kvon In the be
KlnninK:, "candidate" meant white'
jor pure.
j Ami lanbim:' It ditu: fn a '
t closed car; buying an exerciser
rand a, violet-ray lamp to take the1
j place of a walk in the sunshine. '
It will be nice if government
doesn't nietldle In other business
any nio're than il does in the
ciim'nat's.
High-pressure salesmanship con
sists In sending undertakers lim
ousine literature when a gang
leader Is bumped off.
Fcoplo who think thero Is.
'.m more slavery never saw a
lib kt own preacher's wife.
Every time you arc tempted to
advocate war. trv nicklmr" out
Quill Points
some little squirt you don't like of "anti-imperialistic demon-stra-and
saluting him! f t loins" in countries to the south
is getting to be a great boro to
Alas! About a week. nrtPl an-, nn ricao consuls whoa.; official
other plane pjoves how safe .fly-i residences are more often than
itllf bllt llPTfimP fnl IflM rtM 111'.. 1 It,.. ...... a. n 1. aalw.1.,..
picking up souvenir fragments.
Man alone can reason, so the.
,'er"'h , Th. horn- WUt ?
It H !t IW.1V1 .1 Mil il-fli
' , i
its aiwavs .11.11 ftiv. ' ine
lnovff s iirtioiis.
.... . ...
I "oume-crossen us ns soon as their -v "-e
Italklng competitors were killed off.1J'; "or various reasons, l or one
. . ..thing., it gave opportunity to ex-
j Correct this sentence: "Never hlbit high zeal in suppressing
;mlnl my little troubles Rt the; the demonstrators. Such action
office,
said the ' husband:.
I'd
rather hear what happened
you today."'
to .
Social Prominence '
viVo Bar to Traffic
a a- Hinii bis report is amusing. It , tnifiii 01 commerce nas
. VlClatlOn Citation. would not be dUito .clubby lo nam., I'i'.0 " J".f"rn"'.'1-
I the. consul or the country where;'' - .''s " ...
'
SAN FltANClSCO, Nov. 20
t r-oiice snowed .Mrs. Albert
Ktlward Schlesinger. wife of
an oil company official, that! out to play golf. That had a
social prominence doesu't In- ; very depressing effect on tho
elude a license to ignore cl- 'show. The police hung about
tatlous to traffic court. Apo-jthe consulate a while, then tlis-
if iicetnun invnnea ner nome
ress and took her to the hall
of Justice with a warrant. She
was released on $100 ball.
She had failed to aniH'ar on
speeding charge. .
Women.
UAKU Caucasus (A1) The echool
teuchers of l;nku have submitted a
i""'in iu inn iiinnu isi-nuivr
committee of the local Hoviet to
forbid the wearing of veila by Mo-1
hammedan women. (
Rippling
Rhymes
Br Walt Maiion.
m:i.iiN; oft
I take a pail of codfish balls'
and tut miry ribs of beef, to
James It. Jinks, whose sad plight
calls for comfort and relief. He
has Irfeii ill for many wo.-k.-i, his
.savings all are blown, and every
sentence, when ho .speaks, is
sandwiched with a groan. I'.ut
when a kindly friend appears, n
pail of grub in hand, he wipe,
away the caustic tears und
smiles to beat the band. "I'm
pining in these lireary halls," h
says, "day after day; and how
I long for codfish balls no dele
gate can say. J.ut better than
i hose templing things it I to
see a face that's full of rym
pathy. by jings, around this dis
mal place." lie's roundly smil
ing as I leave, and I am smiling,
loo: as on my homeward way I
weave, I chorile and I co'c. To
do a little good on earth, how
ever small It be. is sure to stir
one's Houl v.lth mirth and fill a
day with glee. Sometimes when
people pass the hat I show a
face of stone; I eay I am no
plutocrat, I need what coin I
own. I talk about the huge de
mands upon a voter's roll, how
there uro always outstreti hed
hands of people in the hole.
Now what I say Is strictly true,
and I am not to blame; but hav
ing failed-of coming through, d
feel a blush of shame. It does
n't fill one's breast with pride
to save ten cents today: the
passers of the hat, denied, go
mournfully away. Uut every
time you give you feel you have
not lived In vain; you give a
hungry man a meal, a pill to
soothe his pain. You give wher
ever there's distress, whatever
you can spare, and in the purest
happiness you straightway have
your share.
A
WASHINGTON
BYSTANDER
y ii;Hp T. Simp on.
"WASHI.VCITON This business
When it was a new thing n
mt.-Amor.iti nrnnnir.ini1:i. roein -
ients of these unwelcome aiten-1
eXT, TltW
...... v.,v
than not the row mav have been I
.a..1-aOv lTl.l.ti..l . 1... n.Ohnp.
inighi hnVc a sort of benefieial
boomei-ang effect by way of evi-
I denrlng ofnelal
I I'll. I.. Snm
friend-h p for
.
Deini.-iistintloii nml. I
I Such a case presented itself out
!of nothing in the consul in a Latin
American country not long ng
h. '-eves, Init he was so bored
with the whole matter that when
u eiilla.t of police rushed up to
.stieiter him from alleged impcnd-
ing assault he grinned and went
appeared. The demonstration fall-1
'pupcrs hurst out next day with
) article lauding tho authorities'
.for prompt action to Ftipprcss the1
demonstrators , nnd protect tho
good name , of the nation on its
friendly relations with Uncle Sam.
" "Imiicfetlons are that the dem
onstration would have been about
as - exciting as a Sunday school
nien;
unie the polltlcos dellb-
erutely vt nboui making it other-
wir-'.', tllp vOlwnl who?- life was
held to be In danger, reported,
Why llithiis lcm-m.stniie.
The outline of "inspiring causes"
given by the man on, the ground,
however, is the most Illuminating
bit of the report, lie bet them
out in order as follows:
"(I) The desire of a few un
important white-collar patriotico
to address the assembled multi
tude, a privilege much sought after
in a country of irrepressible
V-dsmen.
"(2) The opportunity for the
laboring folk to congregate on
a Sunday morning and enjoy the
one popular outdoor sport of
tweaking ,lhn eagle's beak. .
"(S) The desire of local Journalist.-
to obtain free news.
(4) The secret desire of the
pnlitkoH to impress the uninform
ed American jfeople with tho nr
drni love of country, of the entire
people and thetr. solidarity In re
senting any objections to cancel
lallon of concessions or repudia
tion of debts when such engage
inenLfl have ben entered Into by
their less scrupulous and palrlotlo
predecessors without their .par
ticipation." Of course the 'srhemo Jont ull
its publicity value when the enn-
, cul refused to take the demon
stration seriously, obviously there
would be no cable reports sent
home about it that would get into
American papers, so It was all
wasted effort and tho nuthorl-
.tlcs called it off. .
i "It appears," the consul said,
'that the demonstration was pre-.
1 vented on the ground that per
mission had not been granted for
the meeting.''
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Ye Poet's Corner
Individuality. .
Of all the people on earth wa ffnd
No two alike in face, form or In
mind. " "
Some are cultured and refined,'
Others to courtesy remain hlind.
We have people with hearts of gold,
. . Most self-sacrificing to behold; '
Some genius with' a noble skull, '
The bright, indifferent and the
dull.
Fvery person has trails his own,
In faeo and figure it is shown.
Heredity nnd environment.
In each personality gives vent.
Thus the universal' creating laws
Are everlasting of various cause.
This creating force has furnished
indeed.
For each such body to express
its need.
I A specific character for each.
Fntil we finally perfection reach.
Reincarnation is the driving force.
Of evolution on its upward
course.
A genuis Is not horn 'by chance, '
We shape our life course in ad
vance. , ...
lf there were hut one kind of force,
All men would be alike, of course.
We can make our future life what!
we will, 1
Whether it be happy, prosperous
or 111.
I the lay everlasting, divine,
'"' ' 11 ?,t!,,h.
II. would he wicked to hlame C.od,
For' lack of character, or the
paths we've trod:
As we sow so shall we ever reap,
Now shaping our future to laugh
of weep.
. TJ. T. GKRDKS.
(ins Price Sluily.
WASHINGTON (Pj Aroused by
the continuous increases in' the re
tail prices of gasoline, the Itoynl
'1110 o ii.ny nas an-
nounced il will study factors enter.
'nB lno netual cost of gasoline
from lllp ,lmP of " Purchase In
thc P'rtneing country jintll it Is
"ellvered to the consumer in Italy.
Safe tot
Children;
Coughs
and Houy St.
A Complete Cleaning and
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