Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, November 14, 1928, Image 5

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Newspaper Page Textif 'j (t I! H i i ?. H" If i i f I PAGE KTX ' MUDFORUMAILTRIBUNEl Daiir, SiBuUr, Wxkir j FublialietJ PT we MEDFOHU fKlMTUia 00. : IMMI M. rit HU Pk BODKRT W. Runt.. Editor 1 I. SUatlTKB SMITH, lluufar Aa Independent Newspaper . ' btmd ee Moond tUM natter at toed, Oregon, under Act ol atarcn t, 17. BUBSCKIITIOM SATIS Us Mall In jtd.ance: 1 flail, with Kmid... Hir ,0i Daiij, with su"d7. ou -"nearer the truth, if Al had frank I v admitted lie and the Demo- hallr, without Sunday, fear ,,,,, 1.65 I Uaiir, without simdar, mtii ... -"icrutic party hail received a terrific heatiuir, hut that tin; el Weekly Mall Tribune, one fear,... 1.00 j .... aundey. one year ....... jtioii had passed itiul. while the Hoover victory was decisive, lie land, Jafkaonrille, Central Point, Phoenix, relent, Ool.l Hill and on niihwarai lally, Willi Sunday, month 9 ,78 Dally, without Sunday, month 06 i Dally, without fiunday, one year... T.00 Dally, with Sunday, one year S.00 i All term, oaah In advance. ' IIEMBKR Of THR ASSOCIATED PRESS ' Hecelrlnf full Leaaed Wire Berrica Only paper In city or count rewiring ; a.we fj tele(rraib. The Aeeoriated Prea. bj exclualrely en ' titled to the una for publication of all aewe dianatchea credited to it or otherwiee ' rr edited In thia paper, and alao to lha local I mibliahed heieln, All rlahta for rvouhVutlon of DeoUl die oeccnea tereln era alao reeerreo. Orflolal paper of the City of Mcdford, Official paper of Jackaun County. ' . Bworn dally average circulation for ill aonlha eilln April 1, 1428, 163J. Advert lalnjr . Repreaentatlvea M. O. MOaKMRKN- COMI'AMT OHloaw In New York, Clil.ngo. Uatrolt, an rranciaco, Loe Angelea, B tittle. Port- Ve Smudge Pot Bjr Arthur Perry it Ik wkU-iiIkIi fm-rmiibh, how believed nil that was soniid doc! rine and, regardless of purtv, ! rant of the K. ience and art of Mmulxl .u ,Hy a huto the Hire of a pin point in I ... . . ' . 1 cuokinir Ih no lonucr a ioko- h'M lv"r- K'l'kiilei'(r i NihicsIh , the Hole of n Hhoe. will uiwume Ihe i deserving of praise. , . i just u !?n!b "iuccd the man 1 "" t'l" atcdly eeri it staled-m-oiHiriiniiH nf m rrnvniixn in n Mix.l w .1 i i ... I. :.. (i.: i .!... . ' t. n' i .. i,d, , n your column that you doxnot mnniiM nvrr nil u uimjr uuj. i..v........iu iviii Uri..i i... n,.b ............. .... ...... euouHh for plain and fancy nkld- til UK by rreklc:ii driveiH. S ( All the. nrtlelcH that the undor- v ' HiKned haH devoured on tin? lin- jrv .4 " 'mciiKily of the OrmocrnMc do- baueh, and the rcanon thereof, full to note us a reaHon the pro- ponderanee of itepuhlioaiiH. .Many rejolco thai the Solid Smith. In kpotH, went Ilepubliean and rcllKl . ouh. However, It would havi been , awful If a member of the JuhI h M Hulld North, I'ennsylvftnia for In- Htnnee, had bcromo iih frlKhtened of the lia pIIhIk, an VlrKinlu did of the. I'ope, und went , Upinoeratlc. Virginia ncedH mlHslonarlnft worHe thuji China. 9 -Z ' ' iwiiv imii tiit Vin I0iifceiie Ili'itlHter) "When the KroKt Ih on the Pumpkin" Ih the title of a pri.u -winning phu t o tf r a p h ni a do by nn Oregon man In an Intoi'iinlloual (Mnnpetllion. The foreground of tho picturo ' hIiowh two Hplendld Hiiutislttm. Prohibition enforcement iikcii cIch have Htarlet a dilvc un . "hlffhcr-u. ImotlcffKerM," and will catch (ho uhuuI number uf lowrr- , down bootlcKKtM-H. Mexico City reports the "remov al of the. ban on pulillu klsslnic is bclnif abused" , The University . club has received a. wire from Lcn Carpenter, who Ih down there, re (,ii est ing .thorn to rush a lawyer. . It was Keneralty supposed that the . olive should bo efttcn the handiest way; posslblu, and the seed hur ed In tho fireplace, but this is uncouth, according to the etiquette department of Cloud housekeep ing. Tho olive should he held by the Xoith nnd South Pole, between the forefinger und thumb, nnd at least two biles taken for a one-bite Job. The .seed should not be swal lowed. Lay Name carefully on the lettuce wtnlsh. so It will not bouiuu lulu the Jelly., WO It 15 Til AN I.IKTbXY (Lnmar IcmutmO The political bunk which has ciinio in over your radio the past three weeks has no doubt run down your battery, lh ltiR It In and let un rcchni'Ko it fur you Jones JJut, & Lire. lServ. Ijuly Kurd-Coupe of the local Imitation British set. who was mis Informed by a Portland drummer, that she possessed "phiuamiy," linn rolled both eyes off their orbit. There Is plenty of snow on the huu)ps, say those who ounthv to know, und woodpiles aro vanishing faster than tho nblo rerimnn. , Tlie contest amonir nululsls tu deturmlne who bus Hie brlKblest, unneecHKiiry lieudllKhts, is still rail. Inn fvltli tinillnilnlshed vlKor It' Is feared that I're.ldent Cool IdRo's speech on naltonal defeiise, In which ho did not mention "economy"' tincu, will result In the Nendtnn ut 300 morn marines to NlcariiKUa. ltK, and thoMO with cultls, are burkliiK. . : A biuxer system has been In flat cd In this sanctum, puttlus ef ficiency on u more efficient basis. When J. Kort Hull ope in ted it trar- use. and his buy wuh the best one handed driver In the valley, J. Kort inslulled the "Little Wonder" buiuter system In th place. J. Kort kept office, and Heeley nnd two aides took uuto engines upsrt, . and tried lo put them back. The office, wns located about far us a jilii could throw u monkey wrench, from the mechanicul de-PHi-tment. One bum: meant the uldo wuh wanted on the phone, and two that nome damsel wan calling: Up Heeley, The buiser was golngv to bo ft great yell savev for J, Kort, nnd, In due course of time It wu duly instulled, nnd utong came phone .cull for Heeley V, Hall. With honest pride, J. Kort Hull poked n pudKV finger Hgulnst the hoxscr knob twice, then ran his neck out of the door nnd bel lowed: "Heeley! TH0NK!" ICre another day had had dawned, the "Little Wonder" but ler nynlem had been torn up by the roots. GOVERNOR SMITH'S FINAL MESSAGE TJCr'.KK wan only utic IiIchuhIi on Ihivci'Iiot Smith's iiiesKiiirc to the American people delivered last nitrlit ovit tin; radio. Thai was his aeeeptanee of David Lawrence's DenHjoritlic alihi, l)C!,-iiiniiir with the unfurl mint t "If." ' IK 11 eertaiu percentage of the voles had hecii dil'ferenllv arranged Mr. Hoover would have been beaten, etc., etc. - That was a bad Mart. Far (Smith) hatl received ovir 14,000.1X1(1 votes, iiikJ there was no excuse for his followers to become discouraged or quit the fitlit they hud started. Then the rest of his speech tircly fittint; and very much to diiction tended to revive part tliaii jilhiy tlicin, and thus he did not (.'iiiu the sympathetic hcar iiiff from that majority of the American people who voted iiK'iiust him which lie plainly desired, and to which, in a cer tain sense, he was entitled. It was a bad lii'ninnin. lint with that out of his system, the New York (Iovernor continued in thai forceful and elo quent fashion which K'lincd him in N'ew York state, before the till sections of th:: iMiintry, so What (loviTinn- Smith snid uliont the dcsirahility of a slron; miiiorrty party, to fui-nish cmiKtriKftivc nitht-r tlum muroly enp- t ions or U'Hlrm!ive irit icisni (n ho plirty in power, nnd hii lie Kiiid uhouL MipportiiiK Mr. Hoover, us IM'esident inaiutiiiii iiiK oriuii.ed opposition not for ntere political atU'antajrc but I for the fnrtlieranee of those principles, in which' the ininorilv . . iniore vigorous and mtelliireiit I i mm i--.. i nonferneo. i lie union nnate leanire oi inc ntessiie, as we sum before, wuh that (.overnor Smith ,'bis defeated followers by questioning the completeness of tin: Kepublicau victory. That "if" talk is what A in his better moments woul dismissed with one of his favorite ternis, 'halonev." Mrt -i uwui ,111111 'vu-Mui u iim.n'1 failed to reeeive a popular majority, as a Democralie, lVsiilent i-i .i iii i onee did. there would have heen narrowness of the IirHil)liciin lut when Mr. Hoover hroke stntes eiirrii'il, nil reiMinlN in ... ,i ,i ,, i .1,., II) l.ic r,i,,.,e n,-.,,icu lory of this country, talk, aholltwhat Illicit lllive happened in - e ,i .iii i'i'i' ,i i ii it 10 pereent of the votes had been diUereiitly.arraii-ed-well, we believe even (lis nnist enthusiastic, supporters will iiL'ree that portion of his s)cMnnr'1li beYle'r hiive hi eliminated. This is particularly true m view of than f per tu'iit of tint votes would linvc made Hoover's election ill Hie clrrtonil college .uuiiiimous. . I WILL WE HAVE TWO NEW POLITICAL PARTIES? rU(IMr the eiiiiipmnn we lllllt 11 lllllilifnl l-fVollllinll . .... I ol tin' turmoil wiiultl cnicriri! two new iinrlics, one )roci'ly tcniiftl tin- Conscrviilivo mill the oilier the Mbcnil part v. 1 (Iovernor Sinit h"n speech lust ,.i ;,. il,,. i ,i:,.. ,..,. 1 . 1 . , l'or whije tliiit inessHfre wtm ilehveretl unue the tiuspices ol il,.. 1 1. ............ i ;,. v..i;.i.i.,i i '..iih.mii ..1 r:..... w...:ii. ...I ,; .(.iiiwi. iii i, .iiiii.'lllll v llllll Uresseil lumsell nomintilly to itppeal actually whs not to Democrats, but to his own followers, , , ov,'p,-i ,,w1 )'m "' , 11 ' s ' 'Inside. Tlie longer -It '-waits, the meliuliiiu; neiirly as many ..epnblicans as Dfiiioernts. ! bettor it itds. You cannot s"moll . Tin liuiiil purpose of this was In keep that followiu Siu.il h's lii;.'li ipialilies of leinlership nmt tho cntliusinsm wliicl'l he i.s able to arouse aiiioni; those there is nn excellent cjiunce. this l'his dues not menu (Iovernor presidential candidate of 'this new l.ibijral party, but it does c"""j ,r .tl.' ,. will kindly In mean that he will be the liuidint! and vompellinji Toree behind 'dorse the bid, i ll drop lu some it l I..,,., ....lil ti,.. .....iiimiin, ,,f 1 !:!. Il1""' " I"""1 J'Kletnium . uin Knture developnieiils will, therefore, be of unusual interest and imporliinee, the final outcome dependine; very largely upon the success of Hoover's administration, and the direction taken under h"is leadership. s . If tVuhibitiou should izii lltnv .Librml purtV would (.'cTtllinlv bt'CttiuV nu PUti-VithiliitioU l.v. "! lofctin of the Solid 8otlVsuh .. Mkug fc,.. tun ut tin ri'tM'iit oluutiou, lustoiul or Iumuj; oliorkod would be:" I'iece or copper .cmno eoppei ! poisoning? Hoes a wound by rmdv gli'iun fMPIUUMl. On tin. iiiln.p linn, I if 1'iiiie . ,, should acfcpt I'lolulntltill us MUTT AND JEFF HOW'S TrtrtT FoR I' AH APPROACH I .v w . a --T" " r -r rnnroTiT) matt. better sportsmanship, and far would IlllVe lieeil excellent, en- the point. As it was, his intro-j isiiiishi ami contention, rather: such pivsliffo and popularity necessity of (raining votes, from,' seriously crinnped his style. the opposition tlic better lor all ...... c ai . rii felt it necessary to encourage IlliVt If Mr. :., t i ,...n i..., n,i in mi- nnii"i -"ri':i "utan(l 1 fear speaklnjf proicumon ' i e . ..""intniiy Innoeenr-husbands, luckless ample excuse for Mressmt; the i ,..,-. ,.,iiicai swoeti,Va.ti-. victory. all veeords in the luunber of tlic Mize of his ioiiiliir vote, ami ii.:...i.i., ,,i ,i:.,. :.. i... i.: . ..ii.u ...ifiv ,., u, ,i , , ,,. ... , ,- the fact that a H'hane;e ol' cs: ire(tienlly ineiitionetl the tet WIIS ill lirosrcss,. Iliul tllllt out . . . . niu;ht, innrketl nn important 1 1 i . V, lllllt VIM, l llM ,l.l 1 1 ll ml un the ineniDers ot unit party, lus messaiie to tllt American lieoplej intact, anil, thanks to (ioveru'iriiiie cups first. This Is important. who believe in lux principles, end will ho attained. Smith will ever again be the I bo u tlomigmnt isNiip, thru this i f t i . vnn lii.iien linlb inn iiiii'li.. 'i...' n . ,Miboul seriitebes or iuis by "other ptillllflllly mi Itccoiniilisllcil fact, j mi.n. fl)r insmnco whew If You're a Golfer You Know How Jeff Felt LooKS IWIM COUUDNfT HAe JGFF MUTT. L'(.ff.'t TTtTnirNT! EDF0TfD, Jtlien lln new (oiiwrvalivc parlv would ri'iiiaiu jii'o;r!iliically ;ts llii' 'iii-y ill' the iniliiWtriiil mirth iimf ttu' Liberal Sinitli party i would ri'iiiuin, fundamentally, tin- parly of tin- old Iniim-nitic South. . .' j It i'All very iuteresliii', but at this stajie oip- perKon's kiioss ' is uh jfiioil as iiiiotlier'n. ,Tlle only clear faet is that, for the time , heinir, '(iovernor Siiiilhin spile of his decisive defeat, will re main the natinual leader of the Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. 1 Signed lettera pertaining to peraonal health and hygiene, not to diaeaot dlagnoaia er I treatment, will be anewered by fir. Brady If a etamped, eWf-addrraeed envelope la encioeed. i Lettera ahould be brief and written in Ink. Owing to the large cumber of lettere re raivnl. onlv a few can be anewered here. No reply can be made to quertee not conform. Ing to Inetructlona. Addrae. Dr. William ' VOl" CAXT COOK, Kor ULieriil yt-urs ill our pub - lie m liouK clusscs uf buys In llio .,1.., nl, v I r. hnve I.Ci ll tutlKllt till. HelelK'o 0 und nit uf cook- """ " -Kuno era. inn Inn To my mind unly Mnii l'uls"nlim uno so in tlils is u cour-c Ju,cU ""; f7"' ,' 'l'tlc-.niiu. tlutt v c i y buy ""-iiio liluuil puisonlnir." infctllon nnd ittil should'"' ,h0 ''"" Dunctuiu or wpund .... ('.sciiNo. ifci-i.iH cif uno kind or be coiniK'lled tu tnko. for at IimiM n yar In avml tchool. lll'l'l JllHt nipdl- cul cull cm ha H(aljith'l u j-huir, uf cookery the puipbhc pf c'luipiiiiif; our fu ture pliyKlciium with thU elemen the lienPl'it tary knowledge for of their patlenlH. Hoy Hcouts have included culinary h k 1 I 1 amonl; their ' numerouH un'om- ..1IuK...aw,lU Ihdlln .VlilMf ti.til'u in short, the yomm woman ' who .lririM ..Inn.- ti. lidnb-si-pncn. iirno- number toilnv. !..,'. ...... I ' V -v I men. are cuiiivaunK inu Kiienvn ;apron cacny a uic unup i JubrMintehcr dncH Kolf pantH, The Hclcnce of cookery bcloiiK within the province of the health " . . ....i...tnkln. or nyKiene deparinicni. j ne hm.j.jj. ol cooKcry is ukiii io nainiuiK or Kitil)turc you have to learn by practice.. A vaal amount of stuff 'relating to cookery and much of i ncnmeiiHe Ih offered through va' ,UUM iHy. not personally t fear a kooi liidiilL'cnt fathers, poor uncles und inelpicHS cniliircn suuer iruiii tills bandying, mill in tnc piuccm in"J1''' or less imiteiing of '".icnus;11.l1)Iw. 1CI.Ml,uson un that boric "ml recipes. , ; ,i,.Vl. u tljt-u Ibo skin, y wno says she I often reads this column' because tuphorcsls. When 1 assert, as I Isho cnlnvs its humor, .is uu cx-'(iu ti'om time to time, that prnc- , 1.1.lt,m.;.d- hmlM.kt.eper. ;im,hcard ' t.,.iiy nothing bnt-salt and water la man say. many yiais, ago, that; s excreted from or by the skin. when he sjiielled coffee he knew ilhe fiiok did not know hww toiirv unlinnurtant . tlilnus may be! make it. Then -Mrs. H. AV. U. de- M( rihes her own method : i l-'h-wt Imv tlm tiesf ..Muclln (111(1 '.lava blend, nu fancy - labels orllhroimlt l he unbroken skin, paeliUKos, and have. It medium ground before delivery.' m Keep in an ulr liMht tin. two "just. ' unyi old ofl'ce pot, tho I prefer an I enameled one. For 'five eups of. !t.ffC,. put in Pot 'four- rounded I 'ablcsi.oi.nfuls and ono lev - la- UlCSIHIOIII III Ot UKlllIMI cuin-vi uii.t dun t lueaiiic this.; it is a cook's, sccrot and is likely to shock if! ' nmnl I, xir.. I In unlit., unelet V-ll tla-' j spoonful of real chicory. The. 'water must be boillne hard. 1'our !"1P bollliiB water over ihn coffee: icavo tin- viftr open and let It Iboil ui lo tun of pot three times,! -.,' j... puiunir un lire nun ftnniiK I each time. lie careful It does not Ibis oven iu the kitchen. vinon Mi.i.vlntr. l. Min-i. I h,i" cream - Is In! The Huiklnc; of cofreo proiluces iih snlr led iH'irllliients HH riolllics or reliuliui as you may- readily prove by liriiucliliiK the suojei.i ,.,... ,, .tii. nf ui.iiiile. I would like to surve yon cup of my .Mrs. It. r Hi't. ori'STH) M ANSW TH.S x' Tl, tlni.iii wiintH to fllhite my hnipllH before (ittlnn vth Blosnes. i but BiMiiti of iiiv frieiuls miy tlil Iu at illirni' lliu I ., . " t . . 4 ' t ..,.,:tu oelicve a , ' f,.lm ' Your best frlondslk,u,W!, iH lylnK ar Keuerully poor doctors. t Waai?rXMn by ilrou causo. poisoning Ht;v about luinetnres by rusty nulls ' Howl UKG I'LL A BUCk Ffc0rvl oM THIS nvwvveo four svRortes . -si&f vrv jc ( pie-FArftf ",v-. -. iv WJJnMM i, oTCEfioy. -mrermvY. Republican opposition. Brady, to care of thia newepaper. ITS TIMK TO J.K.VUX. ' In veiillciis lip a tltnilHlicO. fuef ? .M. M, A. - AllHWlT . No 'Mitch ' BUllStntlffS ctiliKe puiHunlliir. TIichc iitcus ltl'0 "VJl",-, Huch norniH may j?uin oiitranco to Hcnilch, ...Inter, jmnc tiirr. abi'UHlon, rut or burn, re- p'r,lt?Hf4 ' whethor the metal 1 hrljiht or niMy, lurnislied or cov ered with the nanio IrreHpecliv; of the chnructor of the metal that' cniiKCH the wound. I can't lay j t,own n Hafe lule for the-flvnl fiid treatment di'piul on the con- ditlonH. vlsalilc into or ltut ordinarily It m ad to. paint, Hwah or pour: over the wound immn j V,llcIy ".w,,,e U' of lodln. 1M'n PI" Hultable aHcptlu ,..... i,t . mituratcd Bolution of the i boric acid appears in appreciable Minantily in the urine within nn nour ' Kahlenherj,' (J. Wnl. (mem. ) Kpem to Kiibstftntiat' 'this. Ih your dogmatism . . ? 'A. M. M. Answer No, my doe Ih Just a .... i,.,.,.! f( fin.i illfiI nH dumb a1 n...wnnill(.(,8 OH t.y make! -cm. I don't want any trouble twith professor Knth0l. from lhn wny niany of h'irti .. U,' iu ' ';,.," him that 'ous man to ! ,,., (1..,i,i ,,.i,i, but 1 venture; Insinuate In my uneiiuivocr.I fn ,hi h nsn.l some extrn- , KomcthlllE like electrolysis or U" ' mean lo ai-knowlcdu'O that sun- fonnd In the sweat. - Hut I doj Mtut fo'el obligated to uualify myt as; rllon that nothing is absorbed (CcipvriKht, John F. Jjlllo Co.) j 1 liciiril at Ih' dill:" I- clttln' 1 V - m. m I f'T oinnioner expecwlon nations and make meiitul nolo of than "1 set, by tlf ,,,.,K-rH." Yoi.lx costumes all at once? ; kltl leiitl n feller 1 th' pulls, but 1 make him think. "in . ,,,.,.,.,, ' J II J (0( 111 Is one who pretends', person whom be! Ksklmo songs renching thia; rZn.VJ?. Tr ow. """I ; j An editor sets inuny an Idea, folks who siiKKcst bow to ; 1 from run the paper. Most frequently ! It Is the Idea that he'd like toi thei-.-jhuut the siik-i.-ei.ler. , ; i'H6'S IM THE TRAP. ... I JCFF, WHAT" AR6 jjrMOMC OF rTD if- W .fck O ,7 , B AllT,Teit I TsJV. ekncrtftK I rM im-ivn., fuviv ticrci I I - UeT- ,iv. w 0TOrpT:K -14, 1028. Rippling Rhymes WHISPERING CAMPAIGNS We've liciiKl the luurallslH eomplHlii;- with nail iiImiu.m ami alacks, "II is a whispering tain Iiulnn. and reputations Ket the ae. Our candidate, Moratious Hair, upon a splendid platform slundn; on every issue fair and square, with both his uiunle feet, und hands. His principles are all so sound that to attack thorn la in vain: and so his enemies .10 round upon their whisiicrini; campaign. They .whjspcr that In hyconc times ho jumped his town between two days, accused uf many sordid crlnios which well might shock un and nmaze. They whlspar that lie, won't rn Inif from piiltlng: crooked, 1nfiil wires; Ihey whisper that lie scatter tacks where they will puncture auto tires. We cunnot answer what t'r.cyr say, as they Ko whiHpcrln ; through the' town, but it's a vicious, beastly . way to draw a saintly, puro man down." It Is indeed a fdKhlful thing that whisperors, their eyes acleum, will put such stories, on tho wins but It Is not a recent scheme. Through all the n-'Jes men have gone about their ae crot, furtive ways, to whisper lies of James anil John ami other good Godfearing Jays. And James and John, though good as wheat, have found themselves all out of style, and old friends passed them In the street without a..-';roetlng or a sinlle. The whisperers have ruined banks by . saying that they were unsound, while fright ened folk,-in-seething ranks, to draw their- savings gathered round. It Is a bas- and craven trick to whisper what you tear to say in accents strong nnd hold and quick, before men, In the -ll-jht of day. Quill Points The bi'i;est farm problem will! ' to find the grain of truth In ! oz Blul,I,uc fcaicu oy Another thing the average fam ily can be thankful for is that ben Is Just about as so oil as turkey. "Take away the flapper's ' slanj; ; and she would be dumb." Of! e....a..n HMi.. lkr.1 riliniur.. her? J tlit? recent vote cast for the office. , ; of county si-hool superintendent. An ass HpoUe In Hlble times, butil wish to thank all thoHc in the it didn't conclude with-the words: And I don't mean maybe. ?' ' ' " ' "ve un o.n. a waru. a n ' . "V . . j vita i iihi inv t-uumty iifuiiN nun ,s an ''i moron art , a standard of nieasuremenl. U lie see ii is to turn up his iioo at pollcciiieii. the suspic ious packujfc 1111(101- Ills mill is a ipiart r vhiCRur. The farmer's demand. In brief: "Maitufacturers rob the consumer; wc want a law thatiwill enable us to do It, too." ' i It he eets mod when you say every man can distinguish right and wrong for himself, he has tnc true reformer complex. j 1-Yee people are those who try tb sink lhc ship because tho ma jority vdfusod to slecr it 118 they -jiKgcsted. j Americanism: "Look at the darned foreigner! What? lie's a ; prince? Kefs give him a ban quet." ' Man suuerltr? ltnt! What mnn,' can talk nnd listen to three conver- I'lty ilri, ptlter. If ho koeps movlnur, he neeils oitu hand for drlvhur. If he parks, ho neerls one lunul to swat mosquitoes. "Truth lies ut the, bottom of n well." old siiylni;. Probably hid j there durlnK the campaign because, Waiter And Telephone Aid Vj. . Durant In $6,000,000 Deal few i??2-"Si Jriv VI , j, Ilia 1 li",Sj'C,t'i it.-.. ,ir nK.r.- i li.m sil.UOO.omi was completed by WINlani DuniiU (iiihet), Aincricaii slock oi;urulnr. iih lie ixted In l.c-l hi ills London holel room recently.' Me had a hotel waiter telephone his orders. The 1lctuic above shows Xtnv' YoiU ".notations ;i?Ihk-i-ccoidcd in London. , n o 1 od y wee mod t o have speet for it. , The benvolcntly neutral attitude of statesmen now seems to hull- cate a belief that the McNary Uaucen bill fell on Us own head : 1 u-linn I tt'tiii lit I In The reforiner'K orlKhiul mistake I consists In his belief that people I must Improve In order to be us I good as he is. ' 1 So hips arc coming back! Thank Koodncss! Expanding waistlines aroused the momentary fear that they were coming front. Great President: Oncwlip hap pens to be on tho job when some crisis is met and handled wisely by the country's business men. Correct his sentence: "Certain ly, son." said dad: "glad to have you wear anything uf mint you can use." Communications Supporters Thmikcd. To the Kditor: V....- !... !,.. I... 1 I e. t 1 , C (county, who worked anil supported fino in my candidacy for that ot-I flee. ,' ' j i ai noc unaware ot u e neavy , . - - v i iii'iiins, ruiuiiHii me iivujiitj serveu y mo oiuce oi me couniy school superintendent. We trusi .this cxpiession of confidence shall I not have been jrlven In vain, and j hope that the Intervening four , years next will furnish many ln- sUinces of mutual undertakings In.' tho solutions of problems in these setf-same districts. PIticerely yours, KAV.MONU L,i I'UIIXAVKUj. . (Continued From Page One) ; 1 I Brisbane'sToday 1 jl . : 1 ! .. -... - i for President ever hail before? and intestines. It is the first thing The plain fact Ip. and any child your doctor looks at. It tells nt a can see It; that, bnrrir-; hard times, glance tho condition of your diges dixasier und mil niu.se for dissat- tivo system and physicians say Isrm-lion, lliu uesldeuti:il election hat 90 per cent of all sicknesseg ' ot r.Ki will lie a roruialliv. i start with stomach and bowel trouble. . C hlcaKo sentls this story of in: hiblllon: A I'ino young linivorKity student, i BKort SS, played a brilliant Kumc ot footbitlt for his college, then with hU viiiitifr 111.';!) Hflinnl Krnllmr iii'ntl 1 10, also a Kuod football player, he I 'borrowed nn nutouiobllo and vis- Heel C'hkano's night clubs. Tliev 1 drank boollut! liquor, took to hef homo soino .vouiiR woman, of whom Loy,.km7 (!"ly.A,.,!U "r n"nu'..w.a!i Iaulliie, and a Utile later the older boy wns shot hy. ruffians who fol lowed him in u ear. and will prob ably die. Near that you read of'a youn'? laborer, conscience stricken, haunt ed for two years by the face of a ilylnK man, coniosslng that he andj two otbors. liavini; quarreled, with a fourth while drinking liquor at Coney Island, nsreed to throw the man over the brldse into the river. I They threw him over, and when h' swam ashore, threw him In a-:?nln and drowned him. Not pleaHant liquor, that bootlo'. t.ttiif. : I nr(?lltH HMOIIKI llliu stmio niy iu perri.iiiilu promising younH men not to touch It. fireshmu Local cauliflower crop heaviest In years. cars - shipped up tn -1'eeent date. . Don't Neglect Your Kidneys! You Can't be Well When Kidneys Act Sluggishly, GOOD health isn't possible unless your kidneys arc properly remov ing the waste, impurities from your blood. For bladder irregularities nnd for the lameness, stiffness a4 constant backache due to sluggish kidneys, use Doan's Pills. - v Doan's, a stimulant diuretic, increase the activity of tlie kidneys and thus aid them in carrying off waste impurities. Dscd and recommended the world ovw. SO.OOOUsersEjidorsfiDoan'j Hrtrry E. Britl-y, 30S W. 120th St., New York City, ays: "I bl.inie iong lioiin ol .tjndinc lor making iriy tidnevi aft too (rfely. Tl Mcrtttons caused a burnirn pain. I o-fSkionally lud tliztv up II-. an. I trlt lore, till- and achf. I knew Doan's Pill Mftt good ard diin't dfhy Ion in giving thrm trial, Tiie toon drove away the trouble." DOAN'S 'PI66Lcs A STIMULANT P1URETIC V3 KIDNEYS Fbslcr-Milburn Co. M.sem-Buffalo.MY. Watch Tongue For Signs of Illness Your toneus is nothinir more . ' than the' upper end of your stomach A white or yellow ish coating on your tongue is a danger signal of those dirjfes tive disorders. It tells you why the least ex ertion tires vou out: loot at: mr 'ny you have pains in tongue ine ooweis, gas, sour morning stomach, dizzy spells, And it's a sicn vou need Tnnlne. This good old reliable medicine has helped thousands who were physi cal wrecks. See how the first bot tle helps you. , Tanlac contains no mineral drugs; it is made of barks, herbsi and roots nature's own medicines' lor the sick. Get a bottle from ?ou,r druggist today. Your money n n aoesn i neip you. Tanlac 52 MILLION BOTTLES USEI By BUD FISHER '1 n i't