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MUDFORUMAILTRIBUNEl
Daiir, SiBuUr, Wxkir j
FublialietJ PT we
MEDFOHU fKlMTUia 00.
: IMMI M. rit HU Pk
BODKRT W. Runt.. Editor
1 I. SUatlTKB SMITH, lluufar
Aa Independent Newspaper .
' btmd ee Moond tUM natter at
toed, Oregon, under Act ol atarcn t, 17.
BUBSCKIITIOM SATIS
Us Mall In jtd.ance:
1 flail, with Kmid... Hir
,0i
Daiij, with su"d7. ou -"nearer the truth, if Al had frank I v admitted lie and the Demo-
hallr, without Sunday, fear ,,,,, 1.65 I
Uaiir, without simdar, mtii ... -"icrutic party hail received a terrific heatiuir, hut that tin; el
Weekly Mall Tribune, one fear,... 1.00 j ....
aundey. one year ....... jtioii had passed itiul. while the Hoover victory was decisive, lie
land, Jafkaonrille, Central Point, Phoenix,
relent, Ool.l Hill and on niihwarai
lally, Willi Sunday, month 9 ,78
Dally, without Sunday, month 06
i Dally, without fiunday, one year... T.00
Dally, with Sunday, one year S.00
i All term, oaah In advance.
' IIEMBKR Of THR ASSOCIATED PRESS
' Hecelrlnf full Leaaed Wire Berrica
Only paper In city or count rewiring
; a.we fj tele(rraib.
The Aeeoriated Prea. bj exclualrely en
' titled to the una for publication of all
aewe dianatchea credited to it or otherwiee
' rr edited In thia paper, and alao to lha local
I mibliahed heieln,
All rlahta for rvouhVutlon of DeoUl die
oeccnea tereln era alao reeerreo.
Orflolal paper of the City of Mcdford,
Official paper of Jackaun County. '
. Bworn dally average circulation for ill
aonlha eilln April 1, 1428, 163J.
Advert lalnjr . Repreaentatlvea
M. O. MOaKMRKN- COMI'AMT
OHloaw In New York, Clil.ngo. Uatrolt,
an rranciaco, Loe Angelea, B tittle. Port-
Ve Smudge Pot
Bjr Arthur Perry
it Ik wkU-iiIkIi fm-rmiibh, how believed nil that was soniid doc! rine and, regardless of purtv, ! rant of the K. ience and art of Mmulxl .u ,Hy
a huto the Hire of a pin point in I ... . . ' . 1 cuokinir Ih no lonucr a ioko- h'M lv"r- K'l'kiilei'(r i NihicsIh ,
the Hole of n Hhoe. will uiwume Ihe i deserving of praise. , . i just u !?n!b "iuccd the man 1 "" t'l" atcdly eeri it staled-m-oiHiriiniiH
nf m rrnvniixn in n Mix.l w .1 i i ... I. :.. (i.: i .!... . ' t. n' i .. i,d, , n your column that you doxnot
mnniiM nvrr nil u uimjr uuj.
i..v........iu iviii Uri..i i... n,.b
............. .... ......
euouHh for plain and fancy nkld-
til UK by rreklc:ii driveiH.
S ( All the. nrtlelcH that the undor-
v ' HiKned haH devoured on tin? lin-
jrv .4 " 'mciiKily of the OrmocrnMc do-
baueh, and the rcanon thereof,
full to note us a reaHon the pro-
ponderanee of itepuhlioaiiH. .Many
rejolco thai the Solid Smith. In
kpotH, went Ilepubliean and rcllKl
. ouh. However, It would havi been
, awful If a member of the JuhI h
M Hulld North, I'ennsylvftnia for In-
Htnnee, had bcromo iih frlKhtened
of the lia pIIhIk, an VlrKinlu did of
the. I'ope, und went , Upinoeratlc.
Virginia ncedH mlHslonarlnft worHe
thuji China. 9 -Z ' '
iwiiv imii tiit Vin
I0iifceiie Ili'itlHter)
"When the KroKt Ih on the
Pumpkin" Ih the title of a
pri.u -winning phu t o tf r a p h
ni a do by nn Oregon man In an
Intoi'iinlloual (Mnnpetllion. The
foreground of tho picturo
' hIiowh two Hplendld Hiiutislttm.
Prohibition enforcement iikcii
cIch have Htarlet a dilvc un
. "hlffhcr-u. ImotlcffKerM," and will
catch (ho uhuuI number uf lowrr-
, down bootlcKKtM-H.
Mexico City reports the "remov
al of the. ban on pulillu klsslnic is
bclnif abused" , The University
. club has received a. wire from Lcn
Carpenter, who Ih down there, re
(,ii est ing .thorn to rush a lawyer.
. It was Keneralty supposed that
the . olive should bo efttcn the
handiest way; posslblu, and the seed
hur ed In tho fireplace, but this is
uncouth, according to the etiquette
department of Cloud housekeep
ing. Tho olive should he held by
the Xoith nnd South Pole, between
the forefinger und thumb, nnd at
least two biles taken for a one-bite
Job. The .seed should not be swal
lowed. Lay Name carefully on the
lettuce wtnlsh. so It will not
bouiuu lulu the Jelly.,
WO It 15 Til AN I.IKTbXY
(Lnmar IcmutmO
The political bunk which
has ciinio in over your radio
the past three weeks has no
doubt run down your battery,
lh ltiR It In and let un rcchni'Ko
it fur you Jones JJut, & Lire.
lServ.
Ijuly Kurd-Coupe of the local
Imitation British set. who was mis
Informed by a Portland drummer,
that she possessed "phiuamiy," linn
rolled both eyes off their orbit.
There Is plenty of snow on the
huu)ps, say those who ounthv to
know, und woodpiles aro vanishing
faster than tho nblo rerimnn.
, Tlie contest amonir nululsls tu
deturmlne who bus Hie brlKblest,
unneecHKiiry lieudllKhts, is still rail.
Inn fvltli tinillnilnlshed vlKor
It' Is feared that I're.ldent Cool
IdRo's speech on naltonal defeiise,
In which ho did not mention
"economy"' tincu, will result In the
Nendtnn ut 300 morn marines to
NlcariiKUa.
ltK, and thoMO with cultls, are
burkliiK. .
: A biuxer system has been In
flat cd In this sanctum, puttlus ef
ficiency on u more efficient basis.
When J. Kort Hull ope in ted it trar-
use. and his buy wuh the best one
handed driver In the valley, J.
Kort inslulled the "Little Wonder"
buiuter system In th place. J.
Kort kept office, and Heeley nnd
two aides took uuto engines upsrt,
. and tried lo put them back. The
office, wns located about far
us a jilii could throw u monkey
wrench, from the mechanicul de-PHi-tment.
One bum: meant the
uldo wuh wanted on the phone, and
two that nome damsel wan calling:
Up Heeley, The buiser was golngv
to bo ft great yell savev for J,
Kort, nnd, In due course of time
It wu duly instulled, nnd utong
came phone .cull for Heeley V,
Hall. With honest pride, J. Kort
Hull poked n pudKV finger Hgulnst
the hoxscr knob twice, then ran
his neck out of the door nnd bel
lowed: "Heeley! TH0NK!"
ICre another day had had
dawned, the "Little Wonder" but
ler nynlem had been torn up by
the roots.
GOVERNOR SMITH'S FINAL MESSAGE
TJCr'.KK wan only utic IiIchuhIi on Ihivci'Iiot Smith's iiiesKiiirc
to the American people delivered last nitrlit ovit tin; radio.
Thai was his aeeeptanee of David Lawrence's DenHjoritlic alihi,
l)C!,-iiiniiir with the unfurl mint t "If." '
IK 11 eertaiu percentage of the voles had hecii dil'ferenllv
arranged Mr. Hoover would have been beaten, etc., etc.
- That was a bad Mart. Far
(Smith) hatl received ovir 14,000.1X1(1 votes, iiikJ there was no
excuse for his followers to become discouraged or quit the fitlit
they hud started.
Then the rest of his speech
tircly fittint; and very much to
diiction tended to revive part
tliaii jilhiy tlicin, and thus he did not (.'iiiu the sympathetic hcar
iiiff from that majority of the American people who voted
iiK'iiust him which lie plainly desired, and to which, in a cer
tain sense, he was entitled.
It was a bad lii'ninnin. lint with that out of his system,
the New York (Iovernor continued in thai forceful and elo
quent fashion which K'lincd him
in N'ew York state, before the
till sections of th:: iMiintry, so
What (loviTinn- Smith snid uliont the dcsirahility of a slron;
miiiorrty party, to fui-nish cmiKtriKftivc nitht-r tlum muroly enp-
t ions or U'Hlrm!ive irit icisni (n ho plirty in power, nnd hii
lie Kiiid uhouL MipportiiiK Mr. Hoover, us IM'esident inaiutiiiii
iiiK oriuii.ed opposition not for ntere political atU'antajrc but
I for the fnrtlieranee of those principles, in which' the ininorilv
. .
iniore vigorous and mtelliireiit
I i mm i--.. i
nonferneo. i lie union nnate leanire oi inc ntessiie, as we sum
before, wuh that (.overnor Smith
,'bis defeated followers by questioning the completeness of tin:
Kepublicau victory.
That "if" talk is what A in his better moments woul
dismissed with one of his favorite ternis, 'halonev."
Mrt -i
uwui ,111111 'vu-Mui u iim.n'1
failed to reeeive a popular majority, as a Democralie, lVsiilent
i-i .i iii i
onee did. there would have heen
narrowness of the IirHil)liciin
lut when Mr. Hoover hroke
stntes eiirrii'il, nil reiMinlN in
... ,i ,i ,, i .1,.,
II) l.ic r,i,,.,e n,-.,,icu
lory of this country, talk, aholltwhat Illicit lllive happened
in - e ,i .iii i'i'i' ,i i ii
it 10 pereent of the votes had been diUereiitly.arraii-ed-well,
we believe even (lis nnist enthusiastic, supporters will iiL'ree that
portion of his s)cMnnr'1li beYle'r hiive hi eliminated. This
is particularly true m view of
than f per tu'iit of tint votes would linvc made Hoover's election
ill Hie clrrtonil college .uuiiiimous. .
I WILL WE HAVE TWO NEW POLITICAL PARTIES?
rU(IMr the eiiiiipmnn we
lllllt 11 lllllilifnl l-fVollllinll
. .... I
ol tin' turmoil wiiultl cnicriri! two new iinrlics, one )roci'ly
tcniiftl tin- Conscrviilivo mill the oilier the Mbcnil part v.
1
(Iovernor Sinit h"n speech lust
,.i ;,. il,,. i ,i:,.. ,..,.
1 . 1 .
, l'or whije tliiit inessHfre wtm ilehveretl unue the tiuspices ol
il,.. 1 1. ............ i ;,. v..i;.i.i.,i i '..iih.mii ..1 r:..... w...:ii. ...I
,; .(.iiiwi. iii i, .iiiii.'lllll v llllll
Uresseil lumsell nomintilly to
itppeal actually whs not to Democrats, but to his own followers, , , ov,'p,-i ,,w1 )'m "'
, 11 ' s ' 'Inside. Tlie longer -It '-waits, the
meliuliiiu; neiirly as many ..epnblicans as Dfiiioernts. ! bettor it itds. You cannot s"moll
. Tin liuiiil purpose of this
was In keep that followiu
Siu.il h's lii;.'li ipialilies of leinlership nmt tho cntliusinsm wliicl'l
he i.s able to arouse aiiioni; those
there is nn excellent cjiunce. this
l'his dues not menu (Iovernor
presidential candidate of 'this new l.ibijral party, but it does c"""j ,r .tl.' ,. will kindly In
mean that he will be the liuidint! and vompellinji Toree behind 'dorse the bid, i ll drop lu some
it l I..,,., ....lil ti,.. .....iiimiin, ,,f 1 !:!. Il1""' " I"""1 J'Kletnium . uin
Knture developnieiils will, therefore, be of unusual interest
and imporliinee, the final outcome dependine; very largely upon
the success of Hoover's administration, and the direction taken
under h"is leadership. s
. If tVuhibitiou should izii
lltnv .Librml purtV would (.'cTtllinlv bt'CttiuV nu PUti-VithiliitioU
l.v. "! lofctin of the Solid 8otlVsuh .. Mkug fc,..
tun ut tin ri'tM'iit oluutiou, lustoiul or Iumuj; oliorkod would be:" I'iece or copper .cmno eoppei
! poisoning? Hoes a wound by rmdv
gli'iun fMPIUUMl.
On tin. iiiln.p linn, I if 1'iiiie
. ,,
should acfcpt I'lolulntltill us
MUTT AND JEFF
HOW'S TrtrtT FoR
I'
AH APPROACH
I .v w . a --T" " r -r
rnnroTiT) matt.
better sportsmanship, and far
would IlllVe lieeil excellent, en-
the point. As it was, his intro-j
isiiiishi ami contention, rather:
such pivsliffo and popularity
necessity of (raining votes, from,'
seriously crinnped his style.
the opposition tlic better lor all
...... c ai . rii
felt it necessary to encourage
IlliVt
If Mr.
:., t i ,...n i...,
n,i in mi- nnii"i -"ri':i "utan(l 1 fear speaklnjf proicumon
' i e . ..""intniiy Innoeenr-husbands, luckless
ample excuse for Mressmt; the i ,..,-. ,.,iiicai swoeti,Va.ti-.
victory.
all veeords in the luunber
of
tlic Mize of his ioiiiliir vote, ami
ii.:...i.i., ,,i ,i:.,. :.. i... i.: .
..ii.u ...ifiv ,., u, ,i , , ,,. ... , ,-
the fact that a H'hane;e ol'
cs:
ire(tienlly ineiitionetl the tet
WIIS ill lirosrcss,. Iliul tllllt out
. . . .
niu;ht, innrketl nn important
1 1 i . V, lllllt VIM, l llM ,l.l 1 1 ll ml
un
the ineniDers ot unit party, lus
messaiie to tllt American lieoplej
intact, anil, thanks to (ioveru'iriiiie cups first. This Is important.
who believe in lux principles,
end will ho attained.
Smith will ever again be the I
bo u tlomigmnt isNiip, thru this i
f t i .
vnn lii.iien linlb inn iiiii'li..
'i...' n . ,Miboul seriitebes or iuis by "other
ptillllflllly mi Itccoiniilisllcil fact, j mi.n. fl)r insmnco whew
If You're a Golfer You Know How Jeff Felt
LooKS
IWIM
COUUDNfT HAe
JGFF
MUTT.
L'(.ff.'t
TTtTnirNT! EDF0TfD,
Jtlien lln new (oiiwrvalivc parlv would ri'iiiaiu jii'o;r!iliically
;ts llii' 'iii-y ill' the iniliiWtriiil mirth iimf ttu' Liberal Sinitli party
i would ri'iiiuin, fundamentally, tin- parly of tin- old Iniim-nitic
South. . .'
j It i'All very iuteresliii', but at this stajie oip- perKon's kiioss
' is uh jfiioil as iiiiotlier'n. ,Tlle only clear faet is that, for the time
, heinir, '(iovernor Siiiilhin spile of his decisive defeat, will re
main the natinual leader of the
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
1 Signed lettera pertaining to peraonal health and hygiene, not to diaeaot dlagnoaia er
I treatment, will be anewered by fir. Brady If a etamped, eWf-addrraeed envelope la encioeed.
i Lettera ahould be brief and written in Ink. Owing to the large cumber of lettere re
raivnl. onlv a few can be anewered here. No reply can be made to quertee not conform.
Ing to Inetructlona. Addrae. Dr. William
' VOl" CAXT COOK,
Kor ULieriil yt-urs ill our pub -
lie m liouK clusscs uf buys In llio
.,1.., nl, v I r. hnve I.Ci ll
tutlKllt till. HelelK'o
0
und nit uf cook- """ " -Kuno era. inn
Inn To my mind unly Mnii l'uls"nlim uno so in
tlils is u cour-c Ju,cU ""; f7"' ,' 'l'tlc-.niiu.
tlutt v c i y buy ""-iiio liluuil puisonlnir." infctllon
nnd ittil should'"' ,h0 ''"" Dunctuiu or wpund
.... ('.sciiNo. ifci-i.iH cif uno kind or
be coiniK'lled tu
tnko. for at IimiM
n yar In avml
tchool. lll'l'l JllHt
nipdl-
cul cull cm ha
H(aljith'l u j-huir, uf cookery
the puipbhc pf c'luipiiiiif; our fu
ture pliyKlciium with thU elemen
the lienPl'it
tary knowledge for
of their patlenlH. Hoy Hcouts
have included culinary h k 1 I 1
amonl; their ' numerouH un'om-
..1IuK...aw,lU Ihdlln .VlilMf ti.til'u in
short, the yomm woman ' who
.lririM ..Inn.- ti. lidnb-si-pncn. iirno-
number toilnv.
!..,'. ......
I ' V -v I
men. are cuiiivaunK inu Kiienvn
;apron cacny a uic unup
i JubrMintehcr dncH Kolf pantH,
The Hclcnce of cookery bcloiiK
within the province of the health
" . . ....i...tnkln.
or nyKiene deparinicni. j ne hm.j.jj.
ol cooKcry is ukiii io nainiuiK or
Kitil)turc you have to learn by
practice.. A vaal amount of stuff
'relating to cookery and much of
i ncnmeiiHe Ih offered through
va' ,UUM
iHy. not personally t fear a kooi
liidiilL'cnt fathers, poor uncles und
inelpicHS cniliircn suuer iruiii
tills bandying, mill in tnc piuccm
in"J1''' or less imiteiing of '".icnus;11.l1)Iw. 1CI.Ml,uson un that boric
"ml recipes. , ; ,i,.Vl. u tljt-u Ibo skin,
y wno says she
I often reads this column' because tuphorcsls. When 1 assert, as I
Isho cnlnvs its humor, .is uu cx-'(iu ti'om time to time, that prnc-
, 1.1.lt,m.;.d- hmlM.kt.eper. ;im,hcard ' t.,.iiy nothing bnt-salt and water
la man say. many yiais, ago, that; s excreted from or by the skin.
when he sjiielled coffee he knew
ilhe fiiok did not know hww toiirv unlinnurtant . tlilnus may be!
make it. Then -Mrs. H. AV. U. de-
M( rihes her own method :
i l-'h-wt Imv tlm tiesf ..Muclln (111(1
'.lava blend, nu fancy - labels orllhroimlt l he unbroken skin,
paeliUKos, and have. It medium
ground before delivery.' m Keep in
an ulr liMht tin. two "just. ' unyi
old ofl'ce pot, tho I prefer an I
enameled one. For 'five eups of.
!t.ffC,. put in Pot 'four- rounded
I 'ablcsi.oi.nfuls and ono lev - la-
UlCSIHIOIII III Ot UKlllIMI cuin-vi uii.t
dun t lueaiiic this.; it is a cook's,
sccrot and is likely to shock if!
' nmnl I, xir.. I In unlit., unelet V-ll tla-'
j spoonful of real chicory. The.
'water must be boillne hard. 1'our
!"1P bollliiB water over ihn coffee:
icavo tin- viftr open and let It
Iboil ui lo tun of pot three times,!
-.,' j...
puiunir un lire nun ftnniiK
I each time.
lie careful It does not
Ibis oven iu the kitchen. vinon
Mi.i.vlntr. l. Min-i. I h,i" cream - Is In!
The Huiklnc; of cofreo proiluces
iih snlr led iH'irllliients HH riolllics
or reliuliui as you may- readily
prove by liriiucliliiK the suojei.i
,.,... ,, .tii. nf ui.iiiile. I would
like to surve yon cup of my
.Mrs. It. r Hi't.
ori'STH) M ANSW TH.S
x'
Tl, tlni.iii wiintH to fllhite my
hnipllH before (ittlnn vth Blosnes.
i but BiMiiti of iiiv frieiuls miy tlil
Iu at illirni' lliu I ., . "
t . . 4 ' t ..,.,:tu oelicve a
, ' f,.lm ' Your best frlondslk,u,W!, iH lylnK
ar Keuerully poor doctors. t
Waai?rXMn by
ilrou causo. poisoning Ht;v about
luinetnres by rusty nulls ' Howl
UKG I'LL
A BUCk Ffc0rvl
oM THIS
nvwvveo four svRortes . -si&f vrv jc ( pie-FArftf ",v-. -. iv WJJnMM i,
oTCEfioy. -mrermvY.
Republican opposition.
Brady, to care of thia newepaper.
ITS TIMK TO J.K.VUX.
' In veiillciis lip a tltnilHlicO.
fuef ? .M. M, A. -
AllHWlT . No 'Mitch ' BUllStntlffS
ctiliKe puiHunlliir. TIichc iitcus ltl'0
"VJl",-,
Huch norniH may j?uin
oiitranco to Hcnilch, ...Inter, jmnc
tiirr. abi'UHlon, rut or burn, re-
p'r,lt?Hf4 ' whethor the metal 1
hrljiht or niMy, lurnislied or cov
ered with the nanio IrreHpecliv;
of the chnructor of the metal that'
cniiKCH the wound. I can't lay j
t,own n Hafe lule for the-flvnl
fiid treatment di'piul on the con-
ditlonH.
vlsalilc
into or
ltut ordinarily It m ad
to. paint, Hwah or pour:
over the wound immn j
V,llcIy ".w,,,e U'
of lodln.
1M'n PI"
Hultable aHcptlu
,..... i,t
. mituratcd Bolution of the
i boric acid appears in appreciable
Minantily in the urine within nn
nour
' Kahlenherj,' (J. Wnl. (mem.
) Kpem to Kiibstftntiat'
'this. Ih your dogmatism . . ?
'A. M. M.
Answer No, my doe Ih Just a
.... i,.,.,.! f( fin.i illfiI nH dumb
a1 n...wnnill(.(,8 OH t.y make!
-cm. I don't want any trouble
twith
professor
Knth0l. from lhn wny niany of h'irti
.. U,' iu
' ';,.,"
him that
'ous man to !
,,., (1..,i,i ,,.i,i,
but 1 venture;
Insinuate In my uneiiuivocr.I
fn ,hi h nsn.l some extrn-
, KomcthlllE like electrolysis or
U" '
mean lo ai-knowlcdu'O that sun-
fonnd In the sweat. - Hut I doj
Mtut fo'el obligated to uualify myt
as;
rllon that nothing is absorbed
(CcipvriKht, John F. Jjlllo Co.) j
1 liciiril at Ih' dill:" I- clttln'
1 V -
m. m
I
f'T oinnioner expecwlon nations and make meiitul nolo of
than "1 set, by tlf ,,,.,K-rH." Yoi.lx costumes all at once? ;
kltl leiitl
n feller 1 th' pulls, but 1
make him think.
"in
. ,,,.,.,.,,
' J II J (0( 111
Is one who pretends',
person whom be!
Ksklmo songs renching thia;
rZn.VJ?. Tr ow. """I
;
j An
editor sets inuny an Idea,
folks who siiKKcst bow to ;
1 from
run the paper. Most frequently
! It Is the Idea that he'd like toi
thei-.-jhuut the siik-i.-ei.ler. , ;
i'H6'S IM THE TRAP. ... I JCFF, WHAT" AR6 jjrMOMC OF rTD if- W .fck O ,7 ,
B AllT,Teit I TsJV. ekncrtftK I rM im-ivn., fuviv ticrci I I - UeT- ,iv. w
0TOrpT:K -14, 1028.
Rippling
Rhymes
WHISPERING CAMPAIGNS
We've liciiKl the luurallslH
eomplHlii;- with nail iiImiu.m ami
alacks, "II is a whispering tain
Iiulnn. and reputations Ket the
ae. Our candidate, Moratious
Hair, upon a splendid platform
slundn; on every issue fair and
square, with both his uiunle feet,
und hands. His principles are
all so sound that to attack thorn
la in vain: and so his enemies
.10 round upon their whisiicrini;
campaign. They .whjspcr that
In hyconc times ho jumped his
town between two days, accused
uf many sordid crlnios which
well might shock un and nmaze.
They whlspar that lie, won't rn
Inif from piiltlng: crooked, 1nfiil
wires; Ihey whisper that lie
scatter tacks where they will
puncture auto tires. We cunnot
answer what t'r.cyr say, as they
Ko whiHpcrln ; through the' town,
but it's a vicious, beastly . way
to draw a saintly, puro man
down." It Is indeed a fdKhlful
thing that whisperors, their eyes
acleum, will put such stories, on
tho wins but It Is not a recent
scheme. Through all the n-'Jes
men have gone about their ae
crot, furtive ways, to whisper
lies of James anil John ami
other good Godfearing Jays.
And James and John, though
good as wheat, have found
themselves all out of style, and
old friends passed them In the
street without a..-';roetlng or a
sinlle. The whisperers have
ruined banks by . saying that
they were unsound, while fright
ened folk,-in-seething ranks, to
draw their- savings gathered
round. It Is a bas- and craven
trick to whisper what you tear
to say in accents strong nnd
hold and quick, before men, In
the -ll-jht of day.
Quill Points
The bi'i;est farm problem will!
' to find the grain of truth In !
oz Blul,I,uc fcaicu oy
Another thing the average fam
ily can be thankful for is that ben
Is Just about as so oil as turkey.
"Take away the flapper's ' slanj;
; and she would be dumb."
Of!
e....a..n HMi.. lkr.1 riliniur..
her? J tlit? recent vote cast for the office.
, ; of county si-hool superintendent.
An ass HpoUe In Hlble times, butil wish to thank all thoHc in the
it didn't conclude with-the words:
And I don't mean maybe. ?' '
' " '
"ve un o.n. a waru. a n
' . "V . .
j vita i iihi inv t-uumty iifuiiN nun
,s an ''i moron art , a standard
of nieasuremenl.
U lie see ii is to turn up his
iioo at pollcciiieii. the suspic
ious packujfc 1111(101- Ills mill is
a ipiart r vhiCRur.
The farmer's demand. In brief:
"Maitufacturers rob the consumer;
wc want a law thatiwill enable us
to do It, too." ' i
It he eets mod when you say
every man can distinguish right
and wrong for himself, he has tnc
true reformer complex.
j 1-Yee people are those who try
tb sink lhc ship because tho ma
jority vdfusod to slecr it 118 they
-jiKgcsted.
j Americanism: "Look at the
darned foreigner! What? lie's a
; prince? Kefs give him a ban
quet." '
Man suuerltr? ltnt!
What mnn,'
can talk nnd listen to three conver-
I'lty ilri, ptlter. If ho koeps
movlnur, he neeils oitu hand for
drlvhur. If he parks, ho neerls
one lunul to swat mosquitoes.
"Truth lies ut the, bottom of n
well." old siiylni;. Probably hid j
there durlnK the campaign because,
Waiter And Telephone Aid Vj. .
Durant In $6,000,000 Deal
few i??2-"Si Jriv VI ,
j, Ilia 1 li",Sj'C,t'i
it.-.. ,ir nK.r.- i li.m sil.UOO.omi was completed by WINlani
DuniiU (iiihet), Aincricaii slock oi;urulnr. iih lie ixted In l.c-l hi
ills London holel room recently.' Me had a hotel waiter telephone
his orders. The 1lctuic above shows Xtnv' YoiU ".notations ;i?Ihk-i-ccoidcd
in London. ,
n o 1 od y wee mod t o have
speet for it. ,
The benvolcntly neutral attitude
of statesmen now seems to hull-
cate a belief that the McNary
Uaucen bill fell on Us own head :
1 u-linn I tt'tiii lit I In
The reforiner'K orlKhiul mistake I
consists In his belief that people
I must Improve In order to be us
I good as he is. ' 1
So hips arc coming back! Thank
Koodncss! Expanding waistlines
aroused the momentary fear that
they were coming front.
Great President: Oncwlip hap
pens to be on tho job when some
crisis is met and handled wisely
by the country's business men.
Correct his sentence: "Certain
ly, son." said dad: "glad to have
you wear anything uf mint you
can use."
Communications
Supporters Thmikcd.
To the Kditor:
V....- !... !,.. I... 1
I e. t 1 , C
(county, who worked anil supported
fino in my candidacy for that ot-I
flee. ,' ' j
i ai noc unaware ot u e neavy ,
. - - v
i iii'iiins, ruiuiiHii me iivujiitj
serveu y mo oiuce oi me couniy
school superintendent. We trusi
.this cxpiession of confidence shall
I not have been jrlven In vain, and
j hope that the Intervening four
, years next will furnish many ln-
sUinces of mutual undertakings
In.' tho solutions of problems in
these setf-same districts.
PIticerely yours,
KAV.MONU L,i I'UIIXAVKUj. .
(Continued From Page One)
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I Brisbane'sToday 1
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for President ever hail before? and intestines. It is the first thing
The plain fact Ip. and any child your doctor looks at. It tells nt a
can see It; that, bnrrir-; hard times, glance tho condition of your diges
dixasier und mil niu.se for dissat- tivo system and physicians say
Isrm-lion, lliu uesldeuti:il election hat 90 per cent of all sicknesseg '
ot r.Ki will lie a roruialliv. i start with stomach and bowel
trouble. .
C hlcaKo sentls this story of in:
hiblllon:
A I'ino young linivorKity student, i
BKort SS, played a brilliant Kumc ot
footbitlt for his college, then with
hU viiiitifr 111.';!) Hflinnl Krnllmr iii'ntl
1 10, also a Kuod football player, he I
'borrowed nn nutouiobllo and vis-
Heel C'hkano's night clubs. Tliev 1
drank boollut! liquor, took to hef
homo soino .vouiiR woman, of whom
Loy,.km7 (!"ly.A,.,!U "r n"nu'..w.a!i
Iaulliie, and a Utile later the older
boy wns shot hy. ruffians who fol
lowed him in u ear. and will prob
ably die.
Near that you read of'a youn'?
laborer, conscience stricken, haunt
ed for two years by the face of a
ilylnK man, coniosslng that he andj
two otbors. liavini; quarreled, with
a fourth while drinking liquor at
Coney Island, nsreed to throw the
man over the brldse into the river.
I They threw him over, and when h'
swam ashore, threw him In a-:?nln
and drowned him.
Not pleaHant liquor, that bootlo'.
t.ttiif. :
I nr(?lltH HMOIIKI llliu stmio niy iu
perri.iiiilu promising younH men not
to touch It.
fireshmu Local cauliflower
crop heaviest In years. cars
- shipped up tn -1'eeent date. .
Don't Neglect
Your Kidneys!
You Can't be Well When
Kidneys Act Sluggishly,
GOOD health isn't possible unless
your kidneys arc properly remov
ing the waste, impurities from your
blood.
For bladder irregularities nnd for
the lameness, stiffness a4 constant
backache due to sluggish kidneys, use
Doan's Pills. - v
Doan's, a stimulant diuretic, increase
the activity of tlie kidneys and thus aid
them in carrying off waste impurities.
Dscd and recommended the world ovw.
SO.OOOUsersEjidorsfiDoan'j
Hrtrry E. Britl-y, 30S W. 120th St.,
New York City, ays: "I bl.inie iong lioiin
ol .tjndinc lor making iriy tidnevi aft too
(rfely. Tl Mcrtttons caused a burnirn
pain. I o-fSkionally lud tliztv up II-. an. I
trlt lore, till- and achf. I knew Doan's
Pill Mftt good ard diin't dfhy Ion in
giving thrm trial, Tiie toon drove away
the trouble."
DOAN'S 'PI66Lcs
A STIMULANT P1URETIC V3 KIDNEYS
Fbslcr-Milburn Co. M.sem-Buffalo.MY.
Watch Tongue
For Signs of Illness
Your toneus is nothinir more
. ' than the' upper end of your stomach
A white or yellow
ish coating on your
tongue is a danger
signal of those dirjfes
tive disorders. It tells
you why the least ex
ertion tires vou out:
loot at: mr 'ny you have pains in
tongue ine ooweis, gas, sour
morning stomach, dizzy spells,
And it's a sicn vou need Tnnlne.
This good old reliable medicine has
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cal wrecks. See how the first bot
tle helps you. ,
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and roots nature's own medicines'
lor the sick. Get a bottle from
?ou,r druggist today. Your money
n n aoesn i neip you.
Tanlac
52 MILLION BOTTLES USEI
By BUD FISHER
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