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'l.i PAGE FOUR MEDl'ORD MAIL TRIBUNE Billy. Bandar, U l'ublial.rd by tlia MEDrOKO VJUKTWO 00. H-1T-K M. fir Ml. rhon Tt HUBERT W. milll, IMIlor B. HUalPTHB BMITII, aluufar lourad u j ti lord, OrrfOD, under Act of March S, 187.. SUBSCRIITION AATJU) B Mall In Atlvtnce: Dilly, th Huiular. rev Dtilj, Hb Kuninr. month... - imilf, wUboul tsmtday, yr .. Dally, without tiiuidajf, luuitth Wwklf Mull TriDUite, one year. kinnrlaT OHM tMr ..........a 7 ftfl .10 . .es . t oo s.uo By Uurrlrr, in Advanne In Mi(ltorcl, Asli laiul, Jacknunrllle, Central I'ohit, 1'botnlz, Talent, tlol.i Hill Rtl on Hiicl.wayi: . Daily, Willi HumUy, nionth I ."8 li.U ithnnl Mnmlti. tnnlith..... .05 . :l!inX1"o'n.07.ir'"::: 1.11 au urrni, cb in 'advane.. UKiVtVM"KH,lrBa onij pper in citr or oounir iKaitini ncwa by U'lefraph. The Aaaoriatcd Prea, la alclualMlr ,n- Ctllrd to lh uae lor publication ol ill rii.n.ii4iM rrMlited to It or otherwlia credited In thla paper, bimI alM to tb local j new published bervin. .... All riliU (or republication of apeoial paCc-hca tierein are alao reae rved. Official paper ol the City ol Mcilford. Official paper ol Jacaaun County. Sworn dally average circulation lor all aaontha eixlii.g April 1. 12, (! AdTertlHinf Repretentatlvfa U. C. UOC.KNHKN tt COMi'ANT Of fire In New York, Chiraffo, Detroit, Ban Pranciaco, Lorn Angeles, tteatde, l'ort land. Ye Smudge Pot By Artliur Terry ' The cumpaiKn huM reaehed the faint and fit period, and several have .'lad their IntclliKcncft Insult- ed. A-voter reports that u en mil-1 date yeMterday Muffed his card in his pocket, and now he 1m unable to find Ilia watch, or the curd. Our sr. MeedHender the SleNary-lIaugen eo-father of I fury relief hill, announces that he will not inflict the measure aualn. The measure Is a dandy, as a thorouKh search has failed to reveal anybody thai understands it. AVonder, Ore., Oct. 2-1. (P,(Hie-i-lal.) I believe the health of tho community Is better than it was a while back. ( Grants rues t'our ler.) World events may now pro ceed. Country sausaKo concocted In town Is- all the raie. ? o. A. c.-o. s. c. football ! to date, has lek of j The ten in, mithlim except more touchdowns than their foes. The Chamber of Climate is do- j Intt fine work, ned turning out an ; vxil t n pnx ul . o I to me r.iiuor: i I took my jien In hum) to nd- ilress you iipnn the IsMuen of the day, but am-forced to n ur up tho ( letter. To save my . soul, I huve only L'liil words on hand, anil tru.it you will not be dhmppolnted. . - ;-' ' Noil tittld. All Christians Urged to Voto Uepubllcan . Presidential Ticket Despite Party I.eauings. ( 1 Id line Albany Democrat-Vlerald.) What If the sinners with an overwhelm ing majority would organize 7 FA.NCV WUITIW (loin, Han., Ufghlcr) We saw In the K C Star wher u New York school teacher of 11(1 married a minister of 77 with i children. Her chances must have been slim on the matrimonial board AVe would rather bo like Hilly HundrtyN darkey, make our own living. Just to think, bake . puiu ih.es for 1 1 . The Sunday scliool. the 7 grade pupels, all had. a fine time at the wltiule roast at the creek last Wed nesday cave. Wo saw three little boys going to school, the smallest one fell. One of the boys stood and looked I'M. the other one picked the llttel fellow up ami dustell off his eloaths and went on. "We thought or the good Seiuerilon. No doubt he had been taught to care for a younger brother. The Farm lluro Committee called on Mrs. Herbert .Martin ami i Mil III flltft fniilir hit. I til ii llnil.lt.taat i culinary department they had I seen. They had theac hous rcmod-i-led and it sure Is nice, they enter tained two eavningH hist week. Mr Mrs A r b u c k 1 e w e r over from lulu a Sunday, they have been to Kldorado Springs this bummer. Miss Fannie Ward, Mr Mrs Guy Tread way and Mrs, (tusselt Henderson went to Pittsburg a Kunday to the meeting, A prominent dog that wouhl not t.lte, but left the Impression he would, has been mortally wounded, by a clllsen who did not know his shotgun wns loaded. This is II day. Thero would be n more widespread observance of the day, if the nmotint Involved wits not so high, us the rank and file uro not plutocrats. A. II. Williams, who elongated poems show what can be ncct.iu pltshed by never saying die, has inspired uthxr poets to wmr out lead pencils. C. Baylor, the tonsorial artist has nttalned a fashlunablo plumpneui, and old friends, are recalling the year lie slenderliced himself by making three auto trips to ,enn ylvunla on business, and Just to be going Hoinc.pl.ee. l.le- IHH.nrcl4ir llestl POKTLAM), Ore.. Oct. 27. (fl1) Dr. Albert Kchnetiler. Inventor of a "Ile detector," and wldoly known criminologist, was found dead her. today on a sldowa.K. Th. coroner -.scribed death to a sudden heart ritlack ur cerebral hemorrhage. I,n Imm I'lllor lend CHA rtLKHTON. W. VA., Oi l. !T. iPl W. II. Jones of Atlantic City, editor of the American Ked-j ratlon of !.ahor year book, died , rnrldenly Inst ntght In a ('lrlr.- In.i Imlel. IH'ilth was I, II. Ili.lle, I I v- .i,KicinnN to lie.nl trouble, THANKS FOR DO VOII rculi.e there bus not been ii L'ciniiin; political l-ully or muss niccliiiK in Jiu-ltson ('utility during this prcsidcn- itiiil election. This is iiiiprccecU - I i ... i i . a :.. ..i..:.. , j -'IHl nil: ICi.ftUII IS J.lillll, i..c i pi-dVi-s the rad-dio, is responsible. I ' ' . 1 t I'ersonally wn lire HUM ol n. 'siU'CcllCS lit til Xat. The chairs !!ie speakers were .lull, and tin; ami llien a iiatioi.nl fifr,,,-,. ,,., (he spcilUcrs -were political Sectintl iit.ots. J lut now we cuii Have the nest P.......I. I.. i...: 1 LUIII I Ul llllllt Ml L ll ; I llv Mil' II I Umwint!, we liwir it ; if it isn't, turn the switch. C'crtniiily the tlisaciiriuiee of tlie politieul rally from the iscc.ie.is oiie of tin; major blessings of this cniniHirrii. The hig , j, j ,nv,"'t esciiiieil. Itut tluit is onlv another reason for pre- ( ,i, ,,,,, , . , u,nlli,i- Inu-iiu ."( -"" J CAN THEY ALL IF Mr. Hoover llocs not Will l.sllot will rliMiniwur IVon, ' f completely as the illiii.iiiiated , . Club. i.' i ..i i :i.. roruMLuiii ukt iiiniii uy i ti ..: i i Willi: llllll. Kivi'fi UlU nn Ml i: iiinufiiin; iui nic iivjMiimunu jai i . If (iovernor Smith slit.ulil win, Klraw ballot avmi1iI bit ko iliscrcditi'd us a trustworthy barometer of political opinion ' that it would .scam-ly be revived. at least in this enerat ion. ' We are indebted iu an interested subscriber for a copy of the final result of tin Kami Joijrnnl Straw Voto. The pub-lishei-H of this national magazine point to the fact that 'their (straw votes in the. past have never tailed to agree with the tlllill , , , . otiteoine. t they earelully istipulate, no doubt wiHely, "We !,., jown n tj,js 0U, m O O j j ' O v omparetl with the nicest, 0I1C- -a tal of only 74.000 votes. tive proportions are identical GU jier cent goes to Hoover and 'M per eent to Smith. q Tn this poll, however, Smith, instead of carrying only four states and those in the Solid South, curries 11 states eight iu the Solid South ; Arizona, North and South Dakota in the North. Hoover' total in the electoral college is 4iJG, and Smith's to tal .". Another interesting feature of this poll is that it was taken almost exclusively in the rural farm districts, while the Digest poll has been taken largely iu the cities. And yet they are identical iu popular, and practically the same, iLsQ'ur as elee- t(pii y L.on(.onipdi AVhich pies to show that straw votes, large or small.' rural or urban, are controlled by the Name termining forces. Tlwy wy ..jst, (o R,W ,riK,ts of authority, or -go down into Ijimbo together, depending upon the result of the election Novcut- ber fith, New York telephone girls collect over 7000 a week for tell ing what time it is. -Think how much they eouliPlake in if they could tell whcQ the fire is. Correct this i sentence o ..7 . e jrossip, out .school," Kit ill til vice or sudsiest ions.' Jlucli IciiniiiiK doesn't rob a woman of femininity. It just seems that way because you uau't feel superior to her unless she's dumb. KiitfUcsicd eni'toon: Kox Hoover siltinK placidly on n fence ile the hounds riieo by hot on the, trail of Kox Smith. Di.raut olTers 5,tl.H for surest im, that will make the j "lum'ls.xcTu'Z.dy? Z 18th amendment-effective. Make drinking a crime. .sitting nnd studying. However, (there are signs and portents that i a more tllcr;il conception of edu Now that. Avar is outlawed, nations need armament only to'-,a0n is developing In the nut tun - ..I...... ..-I... 1 1. ... i fw i. .. nimu w inn i in i:himi llJU I ui' You have reached middle ajje the clerk to show you somethino; AVe herehy eontrihute to Dr. which is our good deed for the Aiiiei itLiiisin: Spending ,-Jtl()t) o equip a kiteheu iu whieh to spread peanut butter on crackers. 11 A republic is a land in which (food niannct'H make jicople think you live up to something. r.very eomutiunly has!a 'sueeessltd ' lavyer you can t hire without secininu to confess Kuilt MUTT AND JEFF JCFF'S tiUGHTLf (jMbefc TUP. VNertTHCR AMl THC DOC HifS PRSSCRIBCD SHee?Rt AND CGG Fo!i Him: THosc colt O.K. To M. J ; u4 J1rrx. ' ' ' ' ' MEDFOKD MAIL L 11- I. I ' . . THE RAD-DIO ! itl in' local political history i... 1:,. )r as (jovemor Smith i we never um enjoy puuucm were not upholstered, most of Hour ol mljouriimHit lute. aovj ulonir. but not often. Most of the cniiiiiry iiiiortis .;; slaying ' If .1 ( a. ...! I. II wim.. J I lip- .'-iK"if1 I," BE WRONG? bv n decisive majority, the HtnUVM the Amerienii i.olitienl seen,, MK ' transparency iintl the flambeau ...,... . juii. Mm ij 1.,,, . iiM.MMi- 1..1..1.. r,... ii... I?.... .i.i ...... oi-qvch come close to it, the tins rami -Journal vote is a Kinall Hut, strange to say, the rela She took her precious lsul to ,. , ,, . . tliiln t otter the timelier any nil- i... i..'t r, ..... .i 1 muni l i c I in iiiith if you aren't ashamed to ask cheaper. Strrttons lumber for iBiiYiIieity, j day Kid, TMow You're Talking i p o woujiuGoHoMe THIS ESS AirM'T L7. A 'J Hovmdit vou . as oui as thg cgg( AMt J J i l. i-.' " 1 I . - .N. Ii - -J . V. I TRIBUTE, ftfBDPORD, 'QTEEflOy. SATURDAY. -J .. .lt.j L,., , .. j I 'i I Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. 11 ii I nu KHTii vr,..,,,,,,. W UflMIU! HI L.tt.,a ahould be brief and written In Ink. cc.Teit-yjfily- few cti be auiwerrd hern, i iiifj Hiiiuuniuw. uuma ux. wilhCm A FLACK F(l , ; !B,.houl ,,., u(lt.r ncr fllPC,Uon and (die would llkoj to Jiavu 75 , cm or ine-econu urauy Hym- 1 to .help in the physical trailiini; . tbesu Bil ls. Ullfortu- nuUtly the hgooihI xyinphtii lu ix- haunled .mid out of print, .and a thi id in 11 hiii it ii. be pub II shed. Aiivivav I tlfin 1 think the exer - i-iiNCH ui-e' uiliit oil for the ime of a eluHM of hlu'h s.hool out.i!s or! for u stuff of office workers or for '' "P "' "'--'c employes , for Miiy tuner' mien (fro up, uniOHji tno persons . who are to do the - exer - elses have an opportunity' in chain.-,. I,., th,.lr o . Im,, v ,.,.i.. i intn .. Ui.if.i.i i..,.i, ...v, .....v i " " - ". nn, . thv wIkIi un nnm.it unit v in hi.Hu before dressing ,uln, after 1 take It that the school teacher l.rlends to put the Rir.s thru aoine Kymnastiu or callstheuie move- n.enis for u few minutes A eh day. , , ,. least w ithout permltllm.. the nui.lls ! .i..li ....!.! 11 J . ' , . and I In, in. mil hh i-i.ii nti.. i,lni,, 1 Is that such . an imitation of divsi- cal tralninB. no matter how Buod ... ...,,.".! i..,...,h...,., I i worse than m, effort a. nil. i.,. I.h.. i iiu ruwi ll litis Ul lllrillUI IJHJ s or girls Is too dften to inspire in i hem a contempt for . physical training. There is a great deat of this sort of thing perpetrated even in Hchouls where qualified physical, instructors are employed, but where no adequate gymnasium or playground facilities are provided. The lack of these paraphernalia of modern education is not a valid excuse for the farcical schoolroom calisthenics, It tho school is tuo poor to have the essentials for such Instruction, then It would be tar better for the physical, welfare t of the pupils to take them out for' a brisk walk around the block: or j tlou'n the street and back, where-j ever they might walk In the time available for exercise. As u health i factor walking is infinitely better! than lackadaisical enlist h e n i e drills. When there is no time pin- I vided for dressing for exercise ami ; fof bathing afterwaiU if the pupil j : so desires, a short walk in the vUTiiity is a happy solution, for Phis does not entail the donning of a Hpeehil costume or the changing of clothing. School authorities every where are now conceding that iu reason able portion of tho school day should be devoted to physical edu-j cut km. Here and there a school superintendent0 avows his convic tion that more considcrnthni must 1,0 Riven this health instruction In .the curriculum, hut no yet. do the school men neknowiedKe that n definite place tnurft be assigned In the curriculum to-the edation of the scholar below the neck. They are willing, at. best, that this new fangled physical or health edueu- i lion stuff be sandwiched in or' Hprlnklcd all over the curriculum so long as-It doesn't interfere with the serious essentials. I It you will tllir into Webster vm. !. will find that the primary meaning of the word curriculum is a race course, or a place for runniiiK. Of course the school men have for- are oi'KinnmKT I leci.gMjxe that he that reads ought 1 to Infill. It! tit .'.111. KH'lin: lii.v in1 I to be-able to run, swim, box or dance too. gi lCSTlONS AM) AXNWKItS The Corn Crop Is Heavy Please publish once more the 1 Va-ViV-Vtii tnVriVir 1 'IT miH'jivo '' ' sickness o I : ... ,, , r, 1 (.Mrs. II. II.) Answer. Paint the corn, or ; wart, w ith a solution of 311 grains ' " ' ' , J'"""l1 ! of riexlble collodion, onco daily for ! In week or 1(1 days. t o Neeklng Permitted lleiv' 1 What do you think of the mar- j lingo of a nuiii tiKcd.So to a wom an uged 4ft? What would be the ItllflllKlIU f ..llll.ll.... I... 1. union? The man is professor of astronomy in an eastern college, very serious, brilliant, and seems ID BDU UrCTTnCa IUH W HHIH B HIMiU ' i 0.111s 'to Un Unt number ol letter! ra. No ffp'7 can b to qurriea Dot conform- HriUf, ID car i car, ol tola newapaper. It IU.XVING ; The woiuuu is u iriiiiMh mund who iuuk- i,m . n so and i very ,..un8 in her ways. Tiny a re on th. name Muff in th..:Hn' c. aige 01 maaeu- !,.n,,.,. ..,,,1 ..Mnsiantiv .,,,.,, thrown inset her. Their friends think It would lit! iin Iili'jil imif. fluffo. The girl, however. IichIihIch . .. 1 ... - . . - . . . . wiiiiKiug 01 i in tuiure iu or 1 ii vi -ii Tn Iwiu-o (f I 1 AiiHwer. If the if il ia um young j jaw you imply, I'd nay tut out this I ' .H.fLini' uii.i ..... n 1; I The Kiel must bo u pretty healthy' ' ' MiMiltn.n T10 ui'.iri.uui.r f.ii..i.i- jkuow enough not to marry if hit. ; health 1h poor or If there 1h any taint. Children of Much a union ' ouht to he exceptionally Kound and well endowed m,.ntllv l.m they had better hurry. I .Sisiers Will lie Klstc : . . . ' "'.""'"y . . ,, B '" our stocki.iHs rolled or no jiioekiiiKH n.i... ..nC i.iuv ji .ii nit: nine, oimur j J -c In roi you puljlinhed a recipe for repelling inosqultoeH, but I ;oi v cJi iniTZmi ! "l, ...'"T'"'; ,"7', pe"T th0 H" ? ,"!clde', to wr,to i ','.,' ' , , f"? ,;77 '"""'"lu.to r-dope I may be rubbed on the exposed skin i'"'"'0 '' ,wl U,l"y ",UH- ' Hltte. J-JuuhI parts of olivo oil. "" "f " "f ct'llu1' "d oil of j ''""I , "' r Nut,l" U"y u""uh ' " f . " ft;m" 0 moHMUitoes tliut "" have to feur. The others ! wuul,'"'t 1,0 mean, and ungrate " ' ' J , Fall Fever i vised that tho communication came 1 suffer from autumnal hay through the mail and that tho In fever. 1 lovo to swim, but friends sthrator used Hotel Jackson station- advise me that going in swimming will make me worse . . , F. A. W.) Answer. It will not make you worse. New Skin Game Please g- mo your advice about the inclosed offer. You see, they prcrfiiise "a new skin In fio min utes'' at this institute,. . . (W. K.) 'Answer. Probably alley skin a new sucker as often as that. Ole friends an' nelghbrs o" Les .:'. ' """TL . . . t' learn that his wife's run off. Less is an ole home town 'boy an' D0Wn j notnin's too good fer him. our way th' campaign issues have jest about dwindled down t' big otry vs. splgotry. Communications To the Hdltor: I TI... .......... r. -if i luu .jt.i-na.'i, .,Miii,ji j.u.l.jl.lU SO' i clety wan ftn'med tor huinitno work I iin tlm euro-of stray and huinclu.su i nnlmals and to Invostlgato cases i lot cruelty. j ! 1 II Iu IVitn,..,.,.!,. ...Si... i ........ ,.. i iiiaimais wnicn aavo ownnrs, rniR society cannot lako earn ot animal ! .'having owners and -any such re-1 nm,st!J must necessarily ho rd- fuseti. .lAt'KSOV mi-XTV IH'M A vif i! SOCIKTY. : . ror rnnm incumoems To tho Editor: ov.-.u.y n vhmvh w uiu- gon and w Ithoul, porsonal acquaint-, unco will, any of tho candidates: ; for county office, 1 have been road- ItiK carefully nil available printed e.....t....llt ...id l.ser, l.nnn ni.eull.i.i. I ztzzm&msl fl mm, M OCTOBER 27. 1928. ' I ' 1 lij!JI..L- JU.IIII l'. .1 mi! men and womeu whom I thought well Informed. I (eel, us do many citizens, that the administration of school ai- fairs and the judiciary would be greatlv benefited bv removal from " . ' . 7' . . r ! should be elven tn exnerlenced ami offir-ient oflicials. The endorsement Kiven bv the teachers of the county rorameiiils . the county school superintendent. ' ine Puniisueu aiiaca upon juuo ;Tlioina i too technical for me to ! ' !1ame of malf'ea- . ... ... saiice of office. Had his opponents I ueen uble t0 brins an indictment ' lfinat mm it vvouiu bcuiu 10 iivj !vpp l,eui u,e,r u"7 10 "u 80 wj( k m Hn 1 11 n ifsiiiTKinv 111 iin. , : " ,7, ,T . . , ,, ! vale uiiizeiiH unu "i oiiiciais iuhi anon that Jmlxe Thomas In a fair I i minded man who haa In every case 1 ouaiuineu ine men wuu wouiu muuc ' """thwesteri. Oraaon a law-abidin? j ucptinn KKnnrlnllv hna no hiiu. "--" " "-- - - his opponent can be proved more j worthy of the office, 1 shall con Ulnue to give any unqualified sup- I 1 lu du"M ' Aahland Oelnlier 26 I ' utior. Who 1h V. JI. Feltou? To the Kdltor: h In a Modford paper, Thursday, f October 25, 1.128, appeared a com-! munlcutlon titled "Stranger I Writes," the substance of which I ha the purpose of slinging. mud at! Mrs. Grieve, a restdent 3f yourj community and against more thaiij HO per cent of the lawyers of your, community. j It occurred to the Better Gov-: ernmont League that the article' lm,:k' '"m the Vin ot sonU! lu:al I writer. The article purports to coino from a. lawyer of Pasadena A search was made through the attorneys list of Pasadena lawyers, but the name of W. H. Felton does not . appear. Inquiry was made at the Dally News and we were ad- i ery. Inquiry' was made at the Hot lei Jackson, but no W. H. Felton wns registered there at the time the communication 'was sent. A telegram was sent to an attorney of Pasadena, and this was tho re ply: "Western Union, Pasadena, Cal., October 2li, Iletter Government League, Modford, Ore. Unable to locate or find 1 any iformation about W. 11. Felton In Pasadena. Frank C. Dunhnm." Who is AWH. Felton? Is he a Med ford lawyer disguised ? 'Are tho friends of Judge ' Thomas ftMhamed to sign articles for Judge Thomas? Is his cause so desper- j ate that they have to forge-com-municattonH? AVho Is must' Inter-I osted in having Judce ' Thomas. : elected? Wo do not know whoi wrote the article, hut we give you only one guess. Who wants to claim the article? If anyone can Identify W. H. Felton we will up-" predate the information. ' - BKTTKU' GOVERNMENT LEAGUE. f : ! Political Talks on Air Tonight NEW YOKlv. Oct. - 27. W Political speakers over the radio tonight nnd tomorrow Include: Tonight: 'fHuiiocratle Governor Alfred E. Smith from Philadelphia at 8 p. m. over WEAF and coast to.. coast net work. 1 Republican j Julius Hosemvald and ; Hanfordi MacNider at 9 p. m. over WJ.j ami niuc neiwoi-K. Tomorrow: .' . Democratic -Second presentation of radio drama - "l.'v From the C'itv Htreets," portraying the life of- Governor Smith, with all-star cast at' 0:15 p. m. over : WJZ and l.'.lue network. ' fThnc is Eastern); t USE OLD HEARSE ITIIAfA. X. I".. Oct. 27.--'Pl Kt.ri.1 nmall iiii.l.mi. h.. i j In n motor hearse Friday to attend 1,... ,,, ,,,. , r Bt , Prineton tndav. Thn liMrn,, rfif Ih. vlnlnirc' nflnnd r,nucln,iilnu )9i7, Kns purchnsotl liy the youths Bt auction 'Klght chairs were ar- ranged for than, tn sir on . , Sutherllil-virinnnbar propctUlesI nnwl f Iw.n, l, : Quill Points 1..laninMi ivpini n lnvelv thimr. ! I . " .' " . l.ui only 10 lite wituni). : The Navy alone refuse, to pU,jbUU were warned uy ,, , ' ...! .i....n Vm. ..o It doesn't ' j nepd ,he Kilie receipts. ! " b i ! An ideal husband usually Is u ; . reconditioned Job His old mends ; wpultln l recognize. l'arfy lines moan little when the j .) - .- - . city behave Thuro 1 noililiiir definite ytt, but ; dPalcrs Ht.il huve hovoral woekH to ' - hiirh thi vn-n- " Another way to keep from ffi'owing old 1m to assume tliat the appioaching car's hlnglc light is the left one. From the Navy viewpoint, i menace" is any coaling base that ' doesn't belong to us- - , - "Why all of this fuss about Carnes getting the money? 1 It was col-'Yor Ift'ted for the heathen, wasn tO't? 1 Ho- Hoosevelt Is being "saciific- u. i ou inav rememoer. aiso inui' I'latt sacrificed Teddy by milking! him vice-president. , A merlcaiiis'nTrarnimf for some I kind of home, built around a hath- , in,.. , ..... ..,..,..H.. I , , . ., , ' New 1ork pays most of tho In-, come tax. eh .' And the poor wife who Biabs the Pay check must pay I most of the bills. ...j. ...... .uuu, , Klnnds, except that they afford good alibi for the family idiot. The question to be decided ill this 'election: "Whose conscience is to be your guide? N'o 'man Is licketl who lias n'fwli siiine. niul yon never sate 11 suicide Avhostw mills slimved remit nttentionT ' Phlladelplila crooks are doomed. Police are moved every week, nnd no crook ca'ri - pay a fresh bribe overy-weok and live. llishop Manning says the fault Is not in prohibition but in mull's future to observe it. And that also goes, for the command to love one unother. , ,Een In the old days the news papers printed thrilling and gos sipy stories, bufii they always turn ed out to be patent medicine ads. You'll notice tha the fel.'ow who I- takes chances at railway crossings 1 i usually is driving n old tar that I doesn't matter much. Correct this sentence: "I bought the car because oC its mot l ,' wild ' she. " and didn't even looj at tho radiator cap." Brisbane's Today (Continued trom Pag. On..) body, they hang you without loss 101 iime, excuses anu convictions arc not accepted. It is in this conn- Political Announcements . S11UIUF1'' I am ' tho regular Kopubllcao . nomlneo for sheriff of Jncksou I county, if elected, I will co-opo-! rato with all officials In tho en-1 forcemcnt of all lawH. ! . CHAULES X). STACT, ! Paid -Adv. Route 4, Modford. rXLMISS!ONKlt t t am asking rc-clcction to tho of- f flee of County Commissioner on my V past record. Experience counts. Ourj finances are in such splendid comli- 1 lion that Jackson County bonds can- not be purchased. ' A study of county expenditures eompa red to other lagencles shows a I"'"' h"!'",,,o0f taX fl,n"s; 1 h,ave always supported n constructive road proKiam for the development I or- toe county. 1 believe In faithful crjuni consideration to all. A business man or farmer does! not dlschiagc n competent employo becauso someone else wants his job. . !.'-. lllJlti:i.U ; PUOIIClin .OUlincC, " if i-niii aiiv. . try that murderers In great num. tiers no free. and ew-'U thus... caught and convicted have two or three yours to iuaK' it over. . . . ...... ..(..,.....,..., I" ' "K r. " j ,1 r..n.i., nn.l 'Purls, mo 111- noise of tile engines. "ot warneu in tue v a device Is shown makiiiK an an- plane eiwlne absolutely noiseless. Mr. Cuileu's invention, costinu only J20, creates an "air vacuum" deadellillK the engine sound coin ',.!.. v... (.ill m Li nil. ; h Vo ller In tht next "wur you win Know that all planes arc attacking t!io - . .. atreets. or on rcois. and gas be gins to do its work. Whon that happens onr Conprn , i will probably appropriate hifiZr sums for building airplanes, mti even decide to have a Heiiarntir'de partment for the national air force. England and Franze are "puzzled by President Coolldgu's views on . international naval areeni'MUS. , and ask "What does America. :waiit?" They teel, in a general , way, that we don't know our own : .Hindu, and think we should bo saiiHt'ietl to lot them, older and more experienced, make arraugo- ments lor themselves auu us. Why wouldiWt it be a good Idea this country to mindjts own business, and ilo what fr thinks best about armaments and othor things, in the future as in tho . a Why ,.onsuit Fl.ce or K&land ng to w,mt TH1S c01mtry shnll do? Tho, countries did nor consult "" "f0re t,lcy Startml M war. Tho United States was iihlo to arralrB wlm, ,s V total ,.pa)Ulllt,au waa 4,00(1,01.0 NVhat mnkl.H w01lU vmi tt ,,. latlon of laO.OOO.OOO? .. nil . Street Thursday one man hot $10,000 against $2000 that Hoover would be elected. -whon tliis news was circulated, Smith money poured in, aud the .'odds were forced down to three and one half to 1. republican tickePt For President HERBERT HOOVER v For 'Vice-President CHARLES CURTIS For Member of Congress n. W. C. HAWLEY VJ- For Representative . JOHN -CARKIN . WM. M. BRIGGS For Circuit 1 Judge . C. M. THOMAS O For County Assessor ': . A. C. WALKER For District Attorney ' . NEWTON C; CHANEY i For County Treasurer . J. B. COLEMAN For County School Superintendent SUSANNE HOMES CARTER For County Coroner H. W. CONGER For' Constable 1 GEORGE PRESCOTT Each of the ubove candidates is worthy of your support. Jackson County Republican Central Com. j' Paid Adv. ' ' t You Ain't Heard Nothln' Yet SEE AND HEAR . SIX BIG DAYS- - Starts MONDAY- 0109ber' HUNT'S . CRATERIAN By BUD FISHER