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AdTertlHinf Repretentatlvfa
U. C. UOC.KNHKN tt COMi'ANT
Of fire In New York, Chiraffo, Detroit,
Ban Pranciaco, Lorn Angeles, tteatde, l'ort
land.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Artliur Terry
' The cumpaiKn huM reaehed the
faint and fit period, and several
have .'lad their IntclliKcncft Insult-
ed. A-voter reports that u en mil-1
date yeMterday Muffed his card in
his pocket, and now he 1m unable
to find Ilia watch, or the curd.
Our sr. MeedHender
the SleNary-lIaugen
eo-father of I
fury relief
hill, announces that he will not
inflict the measure aualn. The
measure Is a dandy, as a thorouKh
search has failed to reveal anybody
thai understands it.
AVonder, Ore., Oct. 2-1. (P,(Hie-i-lal.)
I believe the health of tho
community Is better than it was a
while back. ( Grants rues t'our
ler.) World events may now pro
ceed. Country sausaKo concocted In
town Is- all the raie.
? o. A. c.-o. s. c. football !
to date, has lek of j
The
ten in,
mithlim except more touchdowns
than their foes.
The Chamber of Climate is do- j
Intt fine work, ned turning out an ;
vxil t n pnx ul . o I
to me r.iiuor: i
I took my jien In hum) to nd-
ilress you iipnn the IsMuen of the
day, but am-forced to n ur up tho (
letter. To save my . soul, I huve
only L'liil words on hand, anil tru.it
you will not be dhmppolnted.
. - ;-' ' Noil tittld.
All Christians Urged to Voto
Uepubllcan . Presidential Ticket
Despite Party I.eauings. ( 1 Id line
Albany Democrat-Vlerald.) What
If the sinners with an overwhelm
ing majority would organize 7
FA.NCV WUITIW
(loin, Han., Ufghlcr)
We saw In the K C Star wher
u New York school teacher of 11(1
married a minister of 77 with i
children. Her chances must have
been slim on the matrimonial
board AVe would rather bo like
Hilly HundrtyN darkey, make our
own living. Just to think, bake
. puiu ih.es for 1 1 .
The Sunday scliool. the 7 grade
pupels, all had. a fine time at the
wltiule roast at the creek last Wed
nesday cave.
Wo saw three little boys going
to school, the smallest one fell.
One of the boys stood and looked
I'M. the other one picked the llttel
fellow up ami dustell off his
eloaths and went on. "We thought
or the good Seiuerilon. No doubt
he had been taught to care for a
younger brother.
The Farm lluro Committee
called on Mrs. Herbert .Martin ami i
Mil III flltft fniilir hit. I til ii llnil.lt.taat i
culinary department they had I
seen. They had theac hous rcmod-i-led
and it sure Is nice, they enter
tained two eavningH hist week.
Mr Mrs A r b u c k 1 e w e r over
from lulu a Sunday, they have
been to Kldorado Springs this
bummer.
Miss Fannie Ward, Mr Mrs
Guy Tread way and Mrs, (tusselt
Henderson went to Pittsburg a
Kunday to the meeting,
A prominent dog that wouhl not
t.lte, but left the Impression he
would, has been mortally wounded,
by a clllsen who did not know his
shotgun wns loaded.
This is II day. Thero would be
n more widespread observance of
the day, if the nmotint Involved
wits not so high, us the rank and
file uro not plutocrats.
A. II. Williams, who elongated
poems show what can be ncct.iu
pltshed by never saying die, has
inspired uthxr poets to wmr out
lead pencils.
C. Baylor, the tonsorial artist has
nttalned a fashlunablo plumpneui,
and old friends, are recalling the
year lie slenderliced himself by
making three auto trips to ,enn
ylvunla on business, and Just to
be going Hoinc.pl.ee.
l.le- IHH.nrcl4ir llestl
POKTLAM), Ore.. Oct. 27. (fl1)
Dr. Albert Kchnetiler. Inventor of a
"Ile detector," and wldoly known
criminologist, was found dead her.
today on a sldowa.K. Th. coroner
-.scribed death to a sudden heart
ritlack ur cerebral hemorrhage.
I,n Imm I'lllor lend
CHA rtLKHTON. W. VA., Oi l.
!T. iPl W. II. Jones of Atlantic
City, editor of the American Ked-j
ratlon of !.ahor year book, died ,
rnrldenly Inst ntght In a ('lrlr.-
In.i Imlel. IH'ilth was I, II. Ili.lle, I I
v- .i,KicinnN to lie.nl trouble,
THANKS FOR
DO VOII rculi.e there bus not been ii L'ciniiin; political l-ully
or muss niccliiiK in Jiu-ltson ('utility during this prcsidcn-
itiiil election. This is iiiiprccecU -
I i ... i i . a :.. ..i..:.. ,
j -'IHl nil: ICi.ftUII IS J.lillll, i..c
i pi-dVi-s the rad-dio, is responsible. I
' ' . 1 t
I'ersonally wn lire HUM ol n.
'siU'CcllCS lit til
Xat. The chairs
!!ie speakers were .lull, and tin;
ami llien a iiatioi.nl fifr,,,-,. ,,.,
(he spcilUcrs -were political Sectintl iit.ots.
J lut now we cuii Have the nest
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LUIII I Ul llllllt Ml L ll ; I llv Mil' II I
Umwint!, we liwir it ; if it isn't, turn the switch.
C'crtniiily the tlisaciiriuiee of tlie politieul rally from the
iscc.ie.is oiie of tin; major blessings of this cniniHirrii. The hig
, j, j ,nv,"'t esciiiieil. Itut tluit is onlv another reason for pre-
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CAN THEY ALL
IF Mr. Hoover llocs not Will
l.sllot will rliMiniwur IVon,
' f
completely as the illiii.iiiiated
, .
Club.
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roruMLuiii ukt iiiniii uy
i ti ..: i i
Willi: llllll. Kivi'fi UlU nn Ml i: iiinufiiin; iui nic iivjMiimunu jai i .
If (iovernor Smith slit.ulil win,
Klraw ballot avmi1iI bit ko iliscrcditi'd us a trustworthy barometer
of political opinion ' that it would .scam-ly be revived. at
least in this enerat ion. '
We are indebted iu an interested subscriber for a copy of
the final result of tin Kami Joijrnnl Straw Voto. The pub-lishei-H
of this national magazine point to the fact that 'their
(straw votes in the. past have never tailed to agree with the tlllill
, , , .
otiteoine. t they earelully istipulate, no doubt wiHely, "We
!,., jown n tj,js 0U, m O O
j
j ' O
v omparetl with the nicest,
0I1C-
-a tal of only 74.000 votes.
tive proportions are identical GU jier cent goes to Hoover and
'M per eent to Smith. q
Tn this poll, however, Smith, instead of carrying only four
states and those in the Solid South, curries 11 states eight iu
the Solid South ; Arizona, North and South Dakota in the North.
Hoover' total in the electoral college is 4iJG, and Smith's to
tal .".
Another interesting feature of this poll is that it was taken
almost exclusively in the rural farm districts, while the Digest
poll has been taken largely iu the cities. And yet they are
identical iu popular, and practically the same, iLsQ'ur as elee-
t(pii y L.on(.onipdi
AVhich pies to show that straw votes, large or small.' rural
or urban, are controlled by the Name termining forces. Tlwy
wy ..jst, (o R,W ,riK,ts of authority, or -go down into Ijimbo
together, depending upon the result of the election Novcut-
ber fith,
New York telephone girls collect over 7000 a week for tell
ing what time it is. -Think how much they eouliPlake in if they
could tell whcQ the fire is.
Correct this
i sentence o
..7 .
e jrossip, out
.school," Kit ill til
vice or sudsiest ions.'
Jlucli IciiniiiiK doesn't rob a woman of femininity. It just
seems that way because you uau't feel superior to her unless
she's dumb.
KiitfUcsicd eni'toon: Kox Hoover siltinK placidly on n fence
ile the hounds riieo by hot on the, trail of Kox Smith.
Di.raut olTers 5,tl.H for surest im, that will make the j "lum'ls.xcTu'Z.dy? Z
18th amendment-effective. Make drinking a crime. .sitting nnd studying. However,
(there are signs and portents that
i a more tllcr;il conception of edu
Now that. Avar is outlawed, nations need armament only to'-,a0n is developing In the nut tun -
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nimu w inn i in i:himi llJU I ui'
You have reached middle ajje
the clerk to show you somethino;
AVe herehy eontrihute to Dr.
which is our good deed for the
Aiiiei itLiiisin: Spending ,-Jtl()t) o equip a kiteheu iu whieh
to spread peanut butter on crackers.
11
A republic is a land in which (food niannct'H make jicople
think you live up to something.
r.very eomutiunly has!a 'sueeessltd ' lavyer you can t hire
without secininu to confess Kuilt
MUTT AND JEFF
JCFF'S tiUGHTLf (jMbefc
TUP. VNertTHCR AMl THC
DOC HifS PRSSCRIBCD
SHee?Rt AND CGG Fo!i
Him: THosc colt
O.K. To M.
J ; u4 J1rrx. ' ' '
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THE RAD-DIO !
itl in' local political history
i... 1:,.
)r as (jovemor Smith
i
we never um enjoy puuucm
were not upholstered, most of
Hour ol mljouriimHit lute. aovj
ulonir. but not often. Most of
the cniiiiiry iiiiortis .;; slaying
' If .1 ( a. ...! I.
II wim.. J I lip- .'-iK"if1 I,"
BE WRONG?
bv n decisive majority, the HtnUVM
the Amerienii i.olitienl seen,, MK
'
transparency iintl the flambeau
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oi-qvch come close to it, the
tins rami -Journal vote is a Kinall
Hut, strange to say, the rela
She took her precious lsul to
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tliiln t otter the timelier any nil-
i... i..'t r, ..... .i 1
muni l i c I in iiiith
if you aren't ashamed to ask
cheaper.
Strrttons lumber for iBiiYiIieity, j
day
Kid, TMow You're Talking
i p o woujiuGoHoMe THIS ESS AirM'T L7. A 'J Hovmdit vou . as oui as thg cgg( AMt J
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TRIBUTE, ftfBDPORD, 'QTEEflOy. SATURDAY.
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Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
11 ii I nu KHTii vr,..,,,,,,. W UflMIU! HI
L.tt.,a ahould be brief and written In Ink.
cc.Teit-yjfily- few cti be auiwerrd hern,
i iiifj Hiiiuuniuw. uuma ux. wilhCm
A FLACK F(l
, ;
!B,.houl ,,., u(lt.r ncr fllPC,Uon
and (die would llkoj to Jiavu 75
, cm or ine-econu urauy Hym-
1 to .help in the physical
trailiini; . tbesu Bil ls. Ullfortu-
nuUtly the hgooihI
xyinphtii lu ix-
haunled .mid out
of print, .and a
thi id in 11 hiii it ii.
be pub II shed.
Aiivivav I tlfin 1
think the exer -
i-iiNCH ui-e' uiliit
oil for the ime of
a eluHM of hlu'h
s.hool out.i!s or!
for u stuff of office workers or for
'' "P "' "'--'c employes , for
Miiy tuner' mien (fro up, uniOHji tno
persons . who are to do the - exer -
elses have an opportunity' in
chain.-,. I,., th,.lr o . Im,, v ,.,.i..
i intn .. Ui.if.i.i i..,.i,
...v, .....v
i " " - ". nn, .
thv wIkIi un nnm.it unit v in hi.Hu
before dressing ,uln, after
1 take It that the school teacher
l.rlends to put the Rir.s thru aoine
Kymnastiu or callstheuie move-
n.enis for u few minutes A eh day.
, , ,.
least w ithout permltllm.. the nui.lls
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and I In, in. mil hh i-i.ii nti.. i,lni,, 1
Is that such . an imitation of divsi-
cal tralninB. no matter how Buod
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worse than m, effort a. nil. i.,. I.h..
i iiu ruwi ll litis Ul lllrillUI IJHJ s
or girls Is too dften to inspire in
i hem a contempt for . physical
training.
There is a great deat of this sort
of thing perpetrated even in
Hchouls where qualified physical,
instructors are employed, but
where no adequate gymnasium or
playground facilities are provided.
The lack of these paraphernalia of
modern education is not a valid
excuse for the farcical schoolroom
calisthenics, It tho school is tuo
poor to have the essentials for
such Instruction, then It would be
tar better for the physical, welfare t
of the pupils to take them out for'
a brisk walk around the block: or j
tlou'n the street and back, where-j
ever they might walk In the time
available for exercise. As u health i
factor walking is infinitely better!
than lackadaisical enlist h e n i e
drills. When there is no time pin- I
vided for dressing for exercise ami ;
fof bathing afterwaiU if the pupil j :
so desires, a short walk in the
vUTiiity is a happy solution, for
Phis does not entail the donning of
a Hpeehil costume or the changing
of clothing.
School authorities every where
are now conceding that iu reason
able portion of tho school day
should be devoted to physical edu-j
cut km. Here and there a school
superintendent0 avows his convic
tion that more considcrnthni must
1,0 Riven this health instruction In
.the curriculum, hut no yet. do
the school men neknowiedKe that n
definite place tnurft be assigned In
the curriculum to-the edation of
the scholar below the neck. They
are willing, at. best, that this new
fangled physical or health edueu- i
lion stuff be sandwiched in or'
Hprlnklcd all over the curriculum
so long as-It doesn't interfere with
the serious essentials. I
It you will tllir into Webster vm. !.
will find that the primary meaning
of the word curriculum is a race
course, or a place for runniiiK. Of
course the school men have for-
are oi'KinnmKT
I leci.gMjxe that he that reads ought
1 to Infill. It! tit .'.111. KH'lin: lii.v in1 I
to be-able to run, swim, box or
dance too.
gi lCSTlONS AM) AXNWKItS
The Corn Crop Is Heavy
Please publish once more the 1
Va-ViV-Vtii tnVriVir 1 'IT miH'jivo '' ' sickness o
I : ... ,, , r,
1 (.Mrs. II. II.)
Answer. Paint
the corn, or ;
wart, w ith a solution of 311 grains '
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of riexlble collodion, onco daily for !
In week or 1(1 days. t
o Neeklng Permitted lleiv' 1
What do you think of the mar- j
lingo of a nuiii tiKcd.So to a wom
an uged 4ft? What would be the
ItllflllKlIU f ..llll.ll.... I... 1.
union? The man is professor of
astronomy in an eastern college,
very serious, brilliant, and seems
ID BDU UrCTTnCa IUH W HHIH B HIMiU ' i
0.111s 'to Un Unt number ol letter! ra.
No ffp'7 can b to qurriea Dot conform-
HriUf, ID car
i car, ol tola newapaper.
It IU.XVING ;
The woiuuu is u
iriiiiMh mund who iuuk- i,m . n
so and i very ,..un8 in her ways.
Tiny a re on th. name Muff in th..:Hn' c. aige 01 maaeu-
!,.n,,.,. ..,,,1 ..Mnsiantiv .,,,.,,
thrown inset her. Their friends
think It would lit!
iin Iili'jil imif.
fluffo. The girl, however. IichIihIch
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wiiiiKiug 01 i in tuiure iu or 1 ii
vi -ii Tn Iwiu-o (f I 1
AiiHwer. If the if il
ia um young j
jaw you imply, I'd nay tut out this I
' .H.fLini' uii.i ..... n 1;
I The Kiel must bo u pretty healthy'
'
' MiMiltn.n T10 ui'.iri.uui.r f.ii..i.i-
jkuow enough not to marry if hit.
; health 1h poor or If there 1h any
taint. Children of Much a union
' ouht to he exceptionally Kound
and well endowed m,.ntllv l.m
they had better hurry.
I .Sisiers Will lie Klstc
: . . .
' "'.""'"y
. . ,,
B '" our stocki.iHs rolled or no
jiioekiiiKH
n.i... ..nC i.iuv ji .ii nit: nine, oimur
j J -c In roi you puljlinhed a
recipe
for repelling inosqultoeH, but I
;oi v cJi iniTZmi
! "l, ...'"T'"'; ,"7', pe"T th0
H" ? ,"!clde', to wr,to
i ','.,' ' ,
, f"? ,;77 '"""'"lu.to r-dope
I may be rubbed on the exposed skin
i'"'"'0 '' ,wl U,l"y ",UH-
' Hltte. J-JuuhI parts of olivo oil.
"" "f " "f ct'llu1' "d oil of
j ''""I , "' r Nut,l" U"y u""uh '
" f . " ft;m" 0 moHMUitoes tliut
"" have to feur. The others
! wuul,'"'t 1,0 mean, and ungrate
" ' '
J ,
Fall Fever i vised that tho communication came
1 suffer from autumnal hay through the mail and that tho In
fever. 1 lovo to swim, but friends sthrator used Hotel Jackson station-
advise me that going in swimming
will make me worse . . , F. A. W.)
Answer. It will not make you
worse.
New Skin Game
Please g- mo your advice about
the inclosed offer. You see, they
prcrfiiise "a new skin In fio min
utes'' at this institute,. . . (W. K.)
'Answer. Probably alley skin a
new sucker as often as that.
Ole friends an' nelghbrs o" Les
.:'. ' """TL . . .
t' learn that his wife's run off.
Less is an ole home town 'boy an'
D0Wn j
notnin's too good fer him.
our way th' campaign issues have
jest about dwindled down t' big
otry vs. splgotry.
Communications
To the Hdltor: I
TI... .......... r. -if
i luu .jt.i-na.'i, .,Miii,ji j.u.l.jl.lU SO'
i clety wan ftn'med tor huinitno work I
iin tlm euro-of stray and huinclu.su
i nnlmals and to Invostlgato cases i
lot cruelty. j !
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iiiaimais wnicn aavo ownnrs, rniR
society cannot lako earn ot animal !
.'having owners and -any such re-1
nm,st!J must necessarily ho rd-
fuseti.
.lAt'KSOV mi-XTV IH'M A vif i!
SOCIKTY. :
.
ror rnnm incumoems
To tho Editor:
ov.-.u.y n vhmvh w uiu-
gon and w Ithoul, porsonal acquaint-,
unco will, any of tho candidates: ;
for county office, 1 have been road-
ItiK carefully nil available printed
e.....t....llt ...id l.ser, l.nnn ni.eull.i.i. I
ztzzm&msl fl
mm, M
OCTOBER 27. 1928. '
I ' 1 lij!JI..L- JU.IIII
l'. .1
mi! men and womeu
whom I
thought well Informed.
I (eel, us do many citizens, that
the administration of school ai-
fairs and the judiciary would be
greatlv benefited bv removal from
" . ' . 7' . . r
! should be elven tn exnerlenced ami
offir-ient oflicials.
The endorsement Kiven bv the
teachers of the county rorameiiils
. the county school superintendent.
' ine Puniisueu aiiaca upon juuo
;Tlioina i too technical for me to
! ' !1ame of malf'ea-
. ... ...
saiice of office. Had his opponents
I ueen uble t0 brins an indictment
' lfinat mm it vvouiu bcuiu 10 iivj
!vpp
l,eui u,e,r u"7 10 "u 80
wj( k m Hn 1 11 n ifsiiiTKinv 111 iin. ,
: " ,7, ,T . . , ,,
! vale uiiizeiiH unu "i oiiiciais iuhi
anon that Jmlxe Thomas In a fair
I
i
minded man who haa In every case
1 ouaiuineu ine men wuu wouiu muuc
' """thwesteri. Oraaon a law-abidin? j
ucptinn KKnnrlnllv hna no hiiu.
"--" " "-- - -
his opponent can be proved more
j worthy of the office, 1 shall con
Ulnue to give any unqualified sup-
I 1 lu du"M '
Aahland Oelnlier 26
I ' utior.
Who 1h V. JI. Feltou?
To the Kdltor: h
In a Modford paper, Thursday, f
October 25, 1.128, appeared a com-!
munlcutlon titled "Stranger I
Writes," the substance of which I
ha the purpose of slinging. mud at!
Mrs. Grieve, a restdent 3f yourj
community and against more thaiij
HO per cent of the lawyers of your,
community. j
It occurred to the Better Gov-:
ernmont League that the article'
lm,:k' '"m the Vin ot sonU! lu:al
I writer. The article purports to
coino from a. lawyer of Pasadena
A search was made through the
attorneys list of Pasadena lawyers,
but the name of W. H. Felton does
not . appear. Inquiry was made at
the Dally News and we were ad-
i ery. Inquiry' was made at the Hot
lei Jackson, but no W. H. Felton
wns registered there at the time
the communication 'was sent. A
telegram was sent to an attorney
of Pasadena, and this was tho re
ply: "Western Union, Pasadena,
Cal., October 2li, Iletter
Government League, Modford,
Ore. Unable to locate or find 1
any iformation about W. 11.
Felton In Pasadena. Frank C.
Dunhnm."
Who is AWH. Felton? Is he a
Med ford lawyer disguised ? 'Are
tho friends of Judge ' Thomas
ftMhamed to sign articles for Judge
Thomas? Is his cause so desper- j
ate that they have to forge-com-municattonH?
AVho Is must' Inter-I
osted in having Judce ' Thomas. :
elected? Wo do not know whoi
wrote the article, hut we give you
only one guess. Who wants to
claim the article? If anyone can
Identify W. H. Felton we will up-"
predate the information.
' - BKTTKU' GOVERNMENT
LEAGUE.
f : !
Political Talks
on Air Tonight
NEW YOKlv. Oct. - 27. W
Political speakers over the radio
tonight nnd tomorrow Include:
Tonight:
'fHuiiocratle
Governor Alfred E. Smith from
Philadelphia at 8 p. m. over
WEAF and coast to.. coast net
work. 1
Republican j
Julius Hosemvald and ; Hanfordi
MacNider at 9 p. m. over WJ.j
ami niuc neiwoi-K.
Tomorrow: .'
. Democratic -Second
presentation of radio
drama - "l.'v From the C'itv
Htreets," portraying the life of-
Governor Smith, with all-star cast
at' 0:15 p. m. over : WJZ and
l.'.lue network.
' fThnc is Eastern); t
USE OLD HEARSE
ITIIAfA. X. I".. Oct. 27.--'Pl
Kt.ri.1 nmall iiii.l.mi. h.. i
j In n motor hearse Friday to attend
1,... ,,, ,,,. , r
Bt ,
Prineton tndav.
Thn liMrn,, rfif Ih. vlnlnirc' nflnnd r,nucln,iilnu
)9i7, Kns purchnsotl liy the youths
Bt auction 'Klght chairs were ar-
ranged for than, tn sir on .
,
Sutherllil-virinnnbar propctUlesI
nnwl f Iw.n, l,
:
Quill Points
1..laninMi ivpini n lnvelv thimr. !
I . " .' " .
l.ui only 10 lite wituni). :
The Navy alone refuse, to pU,jbUU were warned uy ,, ,
' ...! .i....n Vm. ..o It doesn't '
j nepd ,he Kilie receipts.
! " b i
! An ideal husband usually Is u ;
. reconditioned Job His old mends
; wpultln l recognize.
l'arfy lines moan little when the j
.) - .- - .
city behave
Thuro 1 noililiiir definite ytt, but ;
dPalcrs Ht.il huve hovoral woekH to '
-
hiirh thi vn-n-
"
Another way to keep from
ffi'owing old 1m to assume tliat
the appioaching car's hlnglc
light is the left one.
From the Navy viewpoint, i
menace" is any coaling base that '
doesn't belong to us-
- , -
"Why all of this fuss about Carnes
getting the money?
1
It was col-'Yor
Ift'ted for the heathen, wasn tO't? 1
Ho- Hoosevelt Is being "saciific-
u. i ou inav rememoer. aiso inui'
I'latt sacrificed Teddy by milking!
him vice-president. ,
A merlcaiiis'nTrarnimf for some I
kind of home, built around a hath-
, in,.. , ..... ..,..,..H.. I
, , . ., , '
New 1ork pays most of tho In-,
come tax. eh .' And the poor wife
who Biabs the Pay check must pay I
most of the bills.
...j. ...... .uuu, ,
Klnnds, except that they afford
good alibi for the family idiot.
The question to be decided ill
this 'election: "Whose conscience
is to be your guide?
N'o 'man Is licketl who lias
n'fwli siiine. niul yon never
sate 11 suicide Avhostw mills
slimved remit nttentionT
' Phlladelplila crooks are doomed.
Police are moved every week, nnd
no crook ca'ri - pay a fresh bribe
overy-weok and live.
llishop Manning says the fault
Is not in prohibition but in mull's
future to observe it. And that also
goes, for the command to love one
unother. ,
,Een In the old days the news
papers printed thrilling and gos
sipy stories, bufii they always turn
ed out to be patent medicine ads.
You'll notice tha the fel.'ow who I-
takes chances at railway crossings 1
i usually is driving n old tar that
I doesn't matter much.
Correct this sentence: "I bought
the car because oC its mot l ,' wild '
she. " and didn't even looj at tho
radiator cap."
Brisbane's Today
(Continued trom Pag. On..)
body, they hang you without loss
101 iime, excuses anu convictions
arc not accepted. It is in this conn-
Political Announcements
. S11UIUF1''
I am ' tho regular Kopubllcao .
nomlneo for sheriff of Jncksou I
county, if elected, I will co-opo-!
rato with all officials In tho en-1
forcemcnt of all lawH. !
. CHAULES X). STACT, !
Paid -Adv.
Route 4, Modford.
rXLMISS!ONKlt t
t am asking rc-clcction to tho of- f
flee of County Commissioner on my V
past record. Experience counts. Ourj
finances are in such splendid comli- 1
lion that Jackson County bonds can-
not be purchased. '
A study of county expenditures
eompa red to other lagencles shows a
I"'"' h"!'",,,o0f taX fl,n"s; 1 h,ave
always supported n constructive
road proKiam for the development
I or- toe county. 1 believe In faithful
crjuni consideration to all.
A business man or farmer does!
not dlschiagc n competent employo
becauso someone else wants his job.
. !.'-. lllJlti:i.U ;
PUOIIClin .OUlincC,
" if
i-niii aiiv. .
try that murderers In great num.
tiers no free. and ew-'U thus...
caught and convicted have two or
three yours to iuaK' it over.
. . . ...... ..(..,.....,...,
I" ' "K r. "
j ,1 r..n.i., nn.l 'Purls, mo 111-
noise of tile engines.
"ot warneu in tue v
a device Is shown makiiiK an an-
plane eiwlne absolutely noiseless.
Mr. Cuileu's invention, costinu
only J20, creates an "air vacuum"
deadellillK the engine sound coin
',.!.. v... (.ill m Li nil.
; h Vo ller
In tht next "wur you win Know
that all planes arc attacking t!io
- . ..
atreets. or on rcois. and gas be
gins to do its work.
Whon that happens onr Conprn ,
i will probably appropriate hifiZr
sums for building airplanes, mti
even decide to have a Heiiarntir'de
partment for the national air force.
England and Franze are "puzzled
by President Coolldgu's views on
. international naval areeni'MUS.
, and ask "What does America.
:waiit?" They teel, in a general
, way, that we don't know our own
: .Hindu, and think we should bo
saiiHt'ietl to lot them, older and
more experienced, make arraugo-
ments lor themselves auu us.
Why wouldiWt it be a good Idea
this country to mindjts own
business, and ilo what fr thinks
best about armaments and othor
things, in the future as in tho
. a
Why ,.onsuit Fl.ce or K&land
ng to w,mt TH1S c01mtry shnll do?
Tho, countries did nor consult
"" "f0re t,lcy Startml M
war.
Tho United States was iihlo to
arralrB wlm, ,s V
total ,.pa)Ulllt,au waa 4,00(1,01.0
NVhat mnkl.H w01lU vmi tt ,,.
latlon of laO.OOO.OOO?
.. nil . Street Thursday one
man hot $10,000 against $2000 that
Hoover would be elected. -whon
tliis news was circulated, Smith
money poured in, aud the .'odds
were forced down to three and one
half to 1.
republican
tickePt
For President
HERBERT HOOVER v
For 'Vice-President
CHARLES CURTIS
For Member of Congress n.
W. C. HAWLEY VJ-
For Representative
. JOHN -CARKIN
. WM. M. BRIGGS
For Circuit 1 Judge
. C. M. THOMAS O
For County Assessor
': . A. C. WALKER
For District Attorney ' .
NEWTON C; CHANEY i
For County Treasurer
. J. B. COLEMAN
For County School Superintendent
SUSANNE HOMES CARTER
For County Coroner
H. W. CONGER
For' Constable
1 GEORGE PRESCOTT
Each of the ubove candidates is
worthy of your support.
Jackson County Republican
Central Com.
j' Paid Adv. ' ' t
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CRATERIAN
By BUD FISHER